When someone doesn't have an opinion on Israel vs Palestine

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  8 місяців тому +1406

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    • @enthusiastisch1922
      @enthusiastisch1922 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Checkmate_Edits Hamas is Palestine you absolute fool. That's like hating Wagner but supporting Russia before they betrayed Putin.

    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 8 місяців тому +3

      Hi.

    • @Willdroyd
      @Willdroyd 8 місяців тому +5

      is that not infringing on Plants vs Zombies: Heroes-es product? or can you not copyright cards? eh, thats the first thing I thought about upon seeing Beam me up

    • @Dyanosis
      @Dyanosis 8 місяців тому +4

      Great choice!

    • @celinelia8127
      @celinelia8127 8 місяців тому +5

      sniperwoIf obviously stole all the land from vegans

  • @CockatooDude
    @CockatooDude 8 місяців тому +19145

    I didn't know it was possible to do an Israel Palestine video while avoiding controversy, but engineers do solve problems.

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 8 місяців тому +239

      1. C
      2. C
      3. D
      4. B
      5. C
      6. B (only because they caused this problem and they should be the one to help fix. But of course they washed their hands of this. But they can never wash the blood of children off their hands.)

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane 8 місяців тому

      @@ljeans531 If you’re referring to the “beheaded children” incident, it turns it war just a big fat lie that if you still believe in, it means you’re ignorance is quite possibly incurable which won’t necessarily mean you have no trace of empathy for humanity but I and many others would banish people like you from our societies to be freed from your evil that and many others like you or similar to you would bring but are unaware of.
      *I personally would prefer NPCs over inhuman aliens* (by the actual definition of the word “alien”) *like you.*

    • @JohnField-cr6tv
      @JohnField-cr6tv 8 місяців тому +137

      Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purfews of your conundrums of philosophy

    • @IONProd
      @IONProd 8 місяців тому +93

      ​@JohnField-cr6tv Engineers solve practical problems. For instance, how do they stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing them a structurally superfluous new behind?

    • @Code_orange22
      @Code_orange22 8 місяців тому

      PRACTICAL FUCKING PROBLEMS

  • @mrcrackdonald_1
    @mrcrackdonald_1 6 місяців тому +2942

    I’d rather people have no opinion than uninformed one

    • @citrosthoughts7
      @citrosthoughts7 5 місяців тому +314

      my opinion personally is that don't carpet bomb innocent people just to get to the bad guys (then you might as well be as bad as them) and don't kill innocent children bc after you do that i could care less about what you have to say.

    • @averageuser2027
      @averageuser2027 3 місяці тому +86

      @@citrosthoughts7You support Israel then

    • @Ririannana
      @Ririannana 3 місяці тому +45

      Well said ​@@citrosthoughts7

    • @citrosthoughts7
      @citrosthoughts7 3 місяці тому

      i support not microwaving babies.@@averageuser2027

    • @citrosthoughts7
      @citrosthoughts7 3 місяці тому +13

      ty@@Ririannana

  • @kylebroussard5952
    @kylebroussard5952 6 місяців тому +937

    *This is actually what it's like trying to have a conversation with anyone who watches the news*

    • @FoundSheep-AN
      @FoundSheep-AN 2 місяці тому +9

      👏

    • @occupy6235
      @occupy6235 19 днів тому +7

      I get all my news from Facebook comments

    • @meatymaggot
      @meatymaggot 13 днів тому +2

      Fr

    • @scruffy191
      @scruffy191 11 днів тому

      Discourse in german media is especially bad. Some strong 1984 vibes to be honest

    • @2009samiy
      @2009samiy 11 днів тому

      youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture

      according the bible that you have

      (Matthew 4:1) Jesus was tempted
      (James 1:13) God doesn't get tempted
      (John 1:29) Jesus was seen
      (1 John 4:12) No man has ever seen God
      (Acts 2:22) Jesus was and is a man, sent by God
      (Numbers 23:19, Hosea11:9) God is not a man
      (Hebrews 5:8-9) Jesus had to grow and learn
      (Isaiah 40:28) God doesn't ever need to learn
      (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) Jesus dies
      (1 Timothy 1:17) God doesn't die
      (Hebrews 5:7) Jesus needed salvation
      (Luke 1:37) God doesn't need salvation
      (John 4:6) Jesus grew weary
      (Isaiah 40:28) God Doesn't grow weary
      (Mark 4:38) Jesus slept
      (Psalm 121:2-4) God doesn't sleep
      (John 5:19) Jesus isn't all powerful
      (Isaiah 45:5-7) God is all powerful
      (Mark 13:32) Jesus isn't all knowing
      (Isaiah 46:9) God is all knowing
      ...................

  • @codeblaze3
    @codeblaze3 6 місяців тому +722

    The comments: 😀
    The replies🤬

  • @sofianedestro1364
    @sofianedestro1364 7 місяців тому +11309

    As a Palestinian. I really appreciate you showing the world what SSSniperWolf has done to us.

    • @Smil7001
      @Smil7001 7 місяців тому +252

      You mean a southern Syrian historical revisionist

    • @Naikomi95
      @Naikomi95 7 місяців тому

      Palestinians don't exist, it's called Arab invaders

    • @tsoofs.8440
      @tsoofs.8440 7 місяців тому +962

      As an Israeli, I think this is the first time I can agree with you on something

    • @frenchgirl5878
      @frenchgirl5878 7 місяців тому +1250

      Not ssniperwolf solving the israeli-Palestinian conflict because both Palestinians and Israeli and hate her 💀

    • @jaqenhgar
      @jaqenhgar 7 місяців тому +65

      ​@@tsoofs.8440 💀

  • @luminescence110
    @luminescence110 8 місяців тому +4576

    As a commie, I can confirm that I was forced to move to China due to my unpopular opinions

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 8 місяців тому +159

      Thank God (McCarthy)

    • @roy6907
      @roy6907 8 місяців тому +102

      @@SeanWintersThank God (MacArthur)

    • @colonelcorn9500
      @colonelcorn9500 8 місяців тому +89

      Thank God (Ronald Reagan)

    • @o_a_7
      @o_a_7 8 місяців тому +6

      What is a commie?

    • @colonelcorn9500
      @colonelcorn9500 8 місяців тому +1

      @@o_a_7 Communist

  • @CommandoZTT
    @CommandoZTT 4 місяці тому +168

    Israel vs. Palestine doesn't mean Jews vs Muslims.

    • @formerlygavin
      @formerlygavin 4 місяці тому

      And I wish people could understand that, but they're too stupid

    • @goldenmosquito4093
      @goldenmosquito4093 3 місяці тому +41

      Ehh both sides are incredible religiously motivated so it’s easy to confuse the two

    • @KelvinLopez-jv3fr
      @KelvinLopez-jv3fr 27 днів тому +26

      ​@goldenmosquito4093 it's more about a political agenda that's much deeper than you think...

    • @blindoutlaw
      @blindoutlaw 25 днів тому +3

      That’s what he was pointing out

    • @Razzy_D9111
      @Razzy_D9111 24 дні тому

      ​@@goldenmosquito4093 Not at all, Zionism is a racist endeavor that started 75 years ago when European refugees coming as victims from the Holocaust started conducting the same on the Palestinians already living there.
      Israel has destroyed a whole society where half the population are children and you dare to say its easy to confuse the two.
      You've got some balls to be so ignorant.

  • @fuwafuwa2299
    @fuwafuwa2299 5 місяців тому +372

    I love just how many people in the comments had the message of this video go way over their heads and are still saying "BUT WHICH SIDE YOU VOTING FOR? THE CLEARLY R I G H T SIDE? OR ARE YOU A DEMON?"

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 3 місяці тому +37

      It's nothing surprising. These NPCs usually lack basic self-awareness.

    • @burger-jd8cx
      @burger-jd8cx 2 місяці тому +4

      but you can't vote for a side

    • @spytf2-pb3yo
      @spytf2-pb3yo 2 місяці тому

      exactly lmao

    • @maxkozak9702
      @maxkozak9702 Місяць тому

      In my case it's clear cut. My country officially labels Hamas as a terrorist organisation, therefore I have to side with Israel.

    • @lazerfrogstudios
      @lazerfrogstudios Місяць тому +5

      “Vote” bro does nit understand the situation 💀

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 8 місяців тому +14666

    This is honestly a perfect representation of what it feels like to follow the Israeli Palestinian conflict.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 8 місяців тому +311

      So just don't follow it?

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 8 місяців тому +27

      real

    • @horizon146
      @horizon146 8 місяців тому

      @@yasininn76 go back to sniffing sharpies

    • @anongoldster9915
      @anongoldster9915 8 місяців тому +26

      Jeremy, the ajr fan and Brad army member is also here?

    • @lemons3703
      @lemons3703 8 місяців тому +688

      It’s incredibly funny how accurate it is and how unwilling people are to just admit there isn’t really a “good” side.

  • @GhostmareXD_
    @GhostmareXD_ 8 місяців тому +14747

    Zach added sniper wolf to the invite to dinner question as if she isn't already standing outside the house💀

    • @Arthas30000
      @Arthas30000 8 місяців тому +108

      😂

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 8 місяців тому +654

      She's a vampire. A content vampire, sure, but still a vampire. She can't get past your door without an invitation

    • @kerbe3
      @kerbe3 8 місяців тому +102

      ​@@StarryxNight5Ah, an excellent point.

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix 8 місяців тому +22

      LMAO

    • @rickynicky4443
      @rickynicky4443 8 місяців тому +10

      😂

  • @HorrorCritical
    @HorrorCritical 4 місяці тому +326

    This is basically why I avoid talking about the Israel-Palestine conflict debate

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 2 місяці тому +53

      Moral of the story. It's ok to not have an opinion. We only have limited time in our lives, so we don't have time to CARE about everything.

    • @CrustaceanAllergyEnjoyer
      @CrustaceanAllergyEnjoyer 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@hebercluff1665as long as no one supports death, all is ok

    • @TT-qz9ri
      @TT-qz9ri 2 місяці тому +13

      @hebercluff1665 I used to think like this but you'll change once it's you or your people being the one in conflict

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 2 місяці тому +46

      @@TT-qz9ri i never said we should care about nothing. I said we can't care about everything. It's obvious that I would develop an opinion if that conflict involved me or my loved ones. Generally, it's most productive to put your attention on problems that are within your sphere of control or influence. Worrying about things that are happening thousands of miles away is a waste of time because my opinion isn't going to change anything, and no one's really going to care about my opinion.

    • @WatchmyPlaylist.
      @WatchmyPlaylist. 2 місяці тому +14

      There's no "debate" here. One side invaded the other in 1948. That Is the one who is in the wrong. The end.

  • @FactsArentFeelings
    @FactsArentFeelings 5 місяців тому +145

    "To avoid losing my job," as someone who doesn't have social media, and barely uses my phone, I've just recently heard about this as well. I can imagine thinking something like that, lmao.

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 2 місяці тому +2

      Same.

    • @conundrum60690
      @conundrum60690 22 дні тому

      Idk… noem kept her job after choosing puppies. Lol…

    • @user-xc3xv6gt1o
      @user-xc3xv6gt1o 17 днів тому +2

      youtube is social media 💀

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 11 днів тому

      @@user-xc3xv6gt1o Congrats, we've got the modern day Sherlock Holmes over here! Want an award for your jaw-dropping discovery?

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- 11 днів тому

      Where did you comment this on, then? Microsoft Word?

  • @Tmb1112
    @Tmb1112 7 місяців тому +3757

    “Can I get a 50/50”
    Immediately drops the only two good answers 😂

    • @buckbucker8020
      @buckbucker8020 6 місяців тому +40

      A. Final answer.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 6 місяців тому +354

      I know the obvious answer was C Vegans. Because while it is a perfectly fine lifestyle choice it is just silly as a religion.

    • @conget
      @conget 6 місяців тому +40

      ​@@FakeSchrodingersCatEspecially when there are some vegans who keep stomping meat eaters

    • @jormungardwe
      @jormungardwe 6 місяців тому +25

      Both A and B, final answer

    • @buckbucker8020
      @buckbucker8020 6 місяців тому +24

      @@jormungardwe Absolutely halal and haram at the same time.

  • @cheez4208
    @cheez4208 8 місяців тому +2016

    You don't invite SSsniperwolf to dinner, she just shows up on your door step live streaming it.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj 8 місяців тому +45

      That's why you invite her. If you actually wanted her there then there's no drama, no point in streaming it. She'll just show up with a bottle of wine and you'll have a good time talking shit about other streamers.

    • @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
      @CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername 8 місяців тому +54

      Nah if you dont want her there then invite her, she'll say she'll come but then ghost you 💀

    • @Namelesswhirl
      @Namelesswhirl 8 місяців тому +34

      @@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Win Win

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 7 місяців тому +6

      Bro you gonna serve her a lawsuit for not paying her half of the bill, and she gonna takes home all the left sausages that ain't yours.

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername That one only works if you're terminal and it's your last living wish to meet her

  • @mememan3026
    @mememan3026 2 місяці тому +31

    Teacher: the test isnt that hard
    The fucking test:

  • @thestra274
    @thestra274 6 місяців тому +59

    This is like a gameshow from George Orwell's 1984

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 2 місяці тому +1

      It's too bad that Orwell didn't think of adding a chapter like that in his book althoug he added other cool tv-entertainment though.

  • @dynad00d15
    @dynad00d15 8 місяців тому +2324

    the answer should always be SSSniperwolf just because, at this point, we can blame everything on her and it would't matter. She'll make an apology video and move on.

    • @zacharybenn1497
      @zacharybenn1497 8 місяців тому +74

      What do you mean “video”? 😂

    • @amberhide04
      @amberhide04 8 місяців тому +70

      as if she would ever make anything by herself without stealing it from someone else, maybe she should make an uka lele apology video

    • @SudoProxy
      @SudoProxy 8 місяців тому +53

      Sssniperwolf died for our sins.

    • @dynad00d15
      @dynad00d15 8 місяців тому +22

      @@amberhide04 What do you mean by "make"? :D

    • @TheRealSuperKirby
      @TheRealSuperKirby 8 місяців тому +14

      *apology twitter post

  • @PickedUpABounty
    @PickedUpABounty 8 місяців тому +4223

    Still a more intelligent conversation than you would have with any politician in DC

    • @bruhstandler
      @bruhstandler 8 місяців тому +29

      Funny cause true

    • @superkingoftacos2920
      @superkingoftacos2920 8 місяців тому +89

      8 or 9 of them have a good grasp of the situation. The other two hundred want those people kicked out for being too educated and too empathetic to the children being set on fire, but still.

    • @NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy
      @NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy 8 місяців тому +40

      ​@@superkingoftacos2920yeah, Hamas should stop hiding behind civilians like cowards.

    • @rerite-oy4xu
      @rerite-oy4xu 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy hiding... not hiding... a killer is a killer, and the one who justifies it is not so different.
      i dont think you need to read a book to relize that yet here we are

    • @kazzz2765
      @kazzz2765 8 місяців тому +2

      My guy you wouldn’t be able to tell israel from ukraine on a map even if ur life depended on it lmao

  • @gwenstacy3033
    @gwenstacy3033 5 місяців тому +128

    I literally don't know what opinion to have because one source tells me Israel intentionally kills/tortures civilians and the next tells me Hamas does. One source says Israel stole Palestine's land and the next says the land has always been in dispute, Israel has been there for ages and only got officially recognized in the last century. One person on the internet says "genocide" and another says "self-defense." EVERYONE uses emotionally charged words (usually with no credible sources or logical reasoning) and simultaneously says, "That's just the facts! If you don't agree, you're a horrible person!"
    I care about this conflict. I care about Russia vs. Ukraine. There are so, so many horrible things happening around the world that should be noticed but aren't. It pains me to know that people are suffering so horrifically.
    The problem is, I can't do a damn thing about most of it.
    "Stand up for a side! Show them the world stands with them!"
    Well damn, there's so much misinformation I can't pick a side. And while I recognize the value of moral support, my random voice on the internet holds no weight either for the people at war or for our government in the US, so ultimately, my opinion is meaningless in this case.
    "Donate money, food, clothes or you're a bad person!"
    Okay, but there's a homeless schizophrenic down the street who runs around half naked. There's children in Africa dying of thirst. There's women who have been forced into prostitution in my own city and who have escaped who NO ONE gives a shit about - and the supplies drop off for their shelter is close to me. I have a friend who can't walk much and is suffering from horrible health issues, mostly caused by the abuse she endured as an innocent child.
    These are people who are close to me, who I can give directly to and know it won't get lost, money won't be siphoned, etc. I have no problem sending resources to civilians in any war. The problem is, I only have so many resources myself, and there are so many wars and terrible things that I can't possibly help everyone. So I try to help where I can, in the ways I think will be maximized and I can have the greatest positive effect.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad 2 місяці тому +13

      This is genius and the best opinion I have heard in this topic (cue the people saying you are wrong and one side is objectively wrong) I’m sorry about your friend tho

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 2 місяці тому +27

      That's the thing. The fact that there is this much wildly opposing viewpoints should already be evidence as to how complex an issue this is.
      Also, yeah, I find it very funny how Westerners will seem to care about literally any other issue in the world other than the ones going on in their own country.
      Everything you're seeing about "do this thing to support Palestine or else you're a bad person" or anything similar is literally just classic bullying tactics. Ignore it. Moreover, the people trying to make it out as if it's just "good vs bad" as if this is some kind of anime are ignorant, plain and simple.

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad 2 місяці тому +1

      @@allgoodnamestaken6002 I think we would be friends

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec Місяць тому

      And who again has "millitary training" at 15yrs of age? Why do the IDF keep arresting teens with bomb vests?
      Maybe there wouldnt be so many dead children, If you did'nt Chuck your own blood and flesh into war, cause "ze jews are uppidy again" and your pride in Amin al Husseini allying to Hitler

    • @ellotheregovna401
      @ellotheregovna401 Місяць тому +1

      I appreciate this thoughtful, measured response. You’re right in many ways; there is a lot of work that needs to be done in our own communities as well.

  • @Mtaalas
    @Mtaalas 6 місяців тому +180

    You're giving perfect analogue for the whole issue here... that people have zero clue how to talk to each other and knee-jerks and loaded questions, false dichotomies and the rest are abundant.
    Humanity hates the wise and despise education and civility.

    • @tendatonda1634
      @tendatonda1634 24 дні тому +10

      Rather than they hate the wise I think its more about humanity hating non tribalistic opinions, "If you're not for our tribe(opinion/ideology) then you're an outsider and therefore our enemy", tribalism is the basis of most human conflicts, along with resources.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 16 днів тому

      @@tendatonda1634 You're so right. Tribalism is a huge part of human nature. I see tribalistic instincts in myself all the time. No one is above it. We're a social species, and that's part of the deal. And I think today, especially on the internet, people feel so disconnected from each other than they use even stronger tribalistic thinking to bond - tribe is all they are.
      When I see my family watching the news, so much of it is about "Haha look how stupid the other side is! They're so dangerous and crazy!" Hatred is a really strong bonding agent in a group, but it leads to awful situations if it takes over. Coming up with solutions and having balanced opinions is harder than just sitting back and pointing fingers, but we need to strive toward that. We need to.

    • @tendatonda1634
      @tendatonda1634 15 днів тому

      @@Jupiter-T its a constant fight against the monkey brain that helped us survive the cavemen era but is mostly useless today, the only thing separating us from animals is the capacity for self reflection so lets rely on it more instead.

  • @mockingjay_2397
    @mockingjay_2397 7 місяців тому +1015

    "Who's in this audience"
    *pans to crowd of SS officers*

    • @ObaidFaisal
      @ObaidFaisal 3 місяці тому +45

      Then turns back to see Hitler asking the next question

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 2 місяці тому +13

      And that group of students from the Ivy League schools

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 2 місяці тому

      @@AmethystEyes Do you know how many Jews attend and work at the Ivy Leagues 😂 anyone who was stupid and racist enough to say this would never work again

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec Місяць тому +1

      Amin al Husseini sweating bullets:

    • @jont5479
      @jont5479 Місяць тому

      More like crowd full of the Palestine supporters that want to Israel to give up their land making 7 million people homeless

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 8 місяців тому +713

    "can I phone a friend?"
    "no"
    "don't I have a lifeline?"
    "yes, but you have no friends"

  • @karimnagarr
    @karimnagarr Місяць тому +22

    While I still believe Israel has fucked over Palestine (and my heart goes out for the Palestinian people)
    It is very hard to have an opinion because ppl will fuck you over no matter what you think

    • @nightsfadeaway7873
      @nightsfadeaway7873 Місяць тому +9

      It’s rightfully and ethnically ours 😅 Be ready for people to come back after stealing their land

    • @Shaunshahriar
      @Shaunshahriar Місяць тому +7

      ​​@@nightsfadeaway7873austrian painter wants to know your location

    • @Fine173
      @Fine173 Місяць тому

      ​@@Shaunshahriar it's right on Mediterranean Sea coast

    • @samberger8595
      @samberger8595 3 дні тому

      @@nightsfadeaway7873sounds like a quote straight out of Germany as they "rightfully" acquired "lebensraum" 😂.

    • @nightsfadeaway7873
      @nightsfadeaway7873 2 дні тому +2

      @@samberger8595 Lebensraum is fueled by racial ignorance and the desire to expand the living space of a supreme race. Israel was created in a desire to restore our historical homeland and provide a haven for all diaspora jews being persecuted, whether in the middle east or europe. I wonder what the difference is

  • @cobraTateTopG420
    @cobraTateTopG420 6 місяців тому +165

    The best part about it is when he asked an opinionated question and says "thats correct" sums it up pretty good 😂😂

  • @the_flying_airplane5335
    @the_flying_airplane5335 6 місяців тому +933

    I love how he consistently writes himself into a situation where I see no way to get out of it and then he somehow manages to do so lol

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 6 місяців тому +31

      Yeah, for half of them he just sighs and chooses the dumbest option and the response is "Thhhatiscorrect" nd they immediately move on😂

  • @DaMeowster
    @DaMeowster 8 місяців тому +4945

    I'm Israeli and this is really funny. You don't have to have an opinion about everything, and even if you do have one. Always remember that in both sides there are civilians that don't agree with their governments and they just want peace.

    • @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792
      @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792 8 місяців тому +303

      100% couldn't agree more

    • @speedycheese790
      @speedycheese790 8 місяців тому +647

      This is such a copy paste comment that completely negates the fact that Palestines people and government never chose this war. Idk who told you that the government of Palestine wanted this, when Gaza is basically a concentration camp
      Edit: A lot of morons have been replying thinking that becuz HAMAS retaliated, they wanted this war. First off: HAMAS is a terrorist force that controls Gaza, not a legitimate government. They have risen to power becuz Israeli occupation since the 1960s. And second: The Israeli occupation is exactly why these wars started. Becuz Gaza has been turned into a concentration camp

    • @DaMeowster
      @DaMeowster 8 місяців тому +1

      I mean they elected Hamas in Gaza. But I agree that was many years ago and it doesn't represent what people there want today. But you can't ignore the fact that the current government in Gaza, Hamas, wanted and started this war.@@speedycheese790

    • @passion9809
      @passion9809 8 місяців тому +362

      Of course an israeli wouldn't think the world needs to stand with them as it already does .
      Israel dropped 13 kilotons of force on gaza in the last 2 weeks , for comparison's sake hiroshima was 15 kilotons of force.
      So please understand that the palesteninans are much more desperate that the israelis for the world to stand with them

    • @thecouncil3580
      @thecouncil3580 8 місяців тому +342

      @@speedycheese790 are you for real?

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero 6 місяців тому +62

    His blank stare after each question is my spirit animal.

  • @readyfreddie1256
    @readyfreddie1256 5 місяців тому +48

    3:55 this is just how jk rowling names her characters

  • @b1oodzy
    @b1oodzy 8 місяців тому +1318

    I don't know how but Zach Star's neutral face expressions fit absolutely anything.

  • @TheXasTube
    @TheXasTube 8 місяців тому +3635

    This is a perfect example of good political satire based on a complex topic.
    Not siding, not condemning one side, makeing fun of those people that sit on the side and only talk bullsheet.

    • @Dwurogowy
      @Dwurogowy 8 місяців тому +331

      Proudly neutral about genocide.

    • @ThisPersonIsARe
      @ThisPersonIsARe 8 місяців тому

      @@DwurogowyProudly neutral because both sides are *FUCKING EVIL.*

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 8 місяців тому +335

      This is not a complex issue. Palestinians have been living in apartheid without control over their own lives for 50+ years. Hamas is just a scapegoat.
      The only solution is for Israel to give Palestinians their land and respect their right to self-determination. Israel can stay, just re-establish the old borders. They can be so nice as to aid the Palestinians in establishing a democratic government because Hamas has stopped all elections and democratic processes.
      But the occupation has to stop, plain and simple. It's on them. They have set the rules, and they have the backing of the fucking U.S. military. They are the only ones who can end it.

    • @MultiArtStyleTWT
      @MultiArtStyleTWT 8 місяців тому +201

      @@inafridge8573 Both sides are for from perfect, so it is a complex issue

    • @OneFingerYT
      @OneFingerYT 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Dwurogowy I'm all for it.

  • @mcb187
    @mcb187 6 місяців тому +46

    Ok, so as someone who took 20th century modern history, and who had a teacher from Iran… as soon as the Israel-Palestine thing started, this is what class felt like. Basically, the class asked, and the teacher basically started teaching another class because we kept bugging him. After that the class pretty much went off the rails and the final was basically “since we didn’t really talk about half the stuff we were supposed to, write me a paper explaining what your interpretation of the middle eastern conflicts are. There are… almost no wrong answers. Just try and I’ll pass you.” That teacher was chill AF and tbh I learned a lot about what exactly is going on… and now my family thinks I’m weird because I don’t agree with American interventionism anymore. A+ teacher, would recommend.

  • @deathhunter1029
    @deathhunter1029 7 днів тому +6

    Is it sad that people feel the pressure of choosing a side. Like why care 😂. Live your life! Stop feeling divided

  • @Bidmartinlo
    @Bidmartinlo 8 місяців тому +423

    Who has 'the most dibs' over the land of Palestine? Answer: THE ROMAN EMPIRE!

    • @jofujino
      @jofujino 8 місяців тому +26

      But the aliens got there first.

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii 8 місяців тому +18

      So the Czechs?

    • @saturnisgay69
      @saturnisgay69 8 місяців тому +9

      WRONG it’s ants

    • @gramthn
      @gramthn 8 місяців тому +11

      *the canaanites

    • @somegirl4631
      @somegirl4631 8 місяців тому +10

      @@gramthn
      The cananities married the Israelites dude 😅

  • @smilehd3917
    @smilehd3917 8 місяців тому +177

    Damn, read it as Isreal vs Palpatine. I need to go back to bed.

    • @le13579
      @le13579 8 місяців тому +52

      Now there's a Star Wars sequel worth seeing.

    • @calandianvahaz-lw6co
      @calandianvahaz-lw6co 3 місяці тому +2

      lol

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 2 місяці тому +2

      The crossover possibilities are endless, now I want to see Indiana Jones sneaking around the Death Star and using his bullwhip to cross that room where Luke and Leia kissed, or Captain America punching some storm troopers and charging through them with his shield. Hell, you can replace the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi with Hobbits!

    • @boomer8760
      @boomer8760 2 місяці тому +2

      Haha me too i read it Israhell vs Palestine

    • @Tzelofachad
      @Tzelofachad 2 місяці тому

      @@boomer8760just shut up ur not funy

  • @Little_Horus
    @Little_Horus 6 місяців тому +15

    4:20 onward was the most intelligent sequence of every air wave in the US. WOW

  • @yeedog6145
    @yeedog6145 19 днів тому +7

    They both worship the same God yet have been at each other’s throats for over the past *two-thousand years* because they worship him differently. Thats at least my understanding of it, and that is silly.

    • @weebtrash944
      @weebtrash944 19 днів тому +4

      Thats the thing though. Israel tries to paint it as a religious conflict but it really isnt.
      Its an ethbic conflict between the jewish population and the Palestinians arabs, who are not necessarily muslims

    • @IWannaSleepPls
      @IWannaSleepPls 16 днів тому +1

      ​@@weebtrash944 Israel dont care if the civilians they killed are christian, muslim or atheist. Israel bombed both churchs and mosques

    • @69amogus420
      @69amogus420 10 днів тому

      ​@@IWannaSleepPls yeah, and then ask yourself why they bombed them.

    • @Rare_Spore_Fan
      @Rare_Spore_Fan 2 дні тому

      ​@@weebtrash944 Ah yes, the typical " X does bad things and if you don't agree you are bad" yeah buddy, argue with logic kiddo

  • @noahgolan603
    @noahgolan603 8 місяців тому +1282

    can i say, as someone going through this war and struggling with depression over the last few weeks, this really made me laugh. thank you.

    • @raisypaisy5020
      @raisypaisy5020 8 місяців тому +123

      You shouldn't have to go through this I wish nothing but the best for you, stay safe Noah 💐

    • @sheepbakovich9886
      @sheepbakovich9886 8 місяців тому +14

      which side tho

    • @kingtachalla6181
      @kingtachalla6181 8 місяців тому +93

      ​​​@@nettaboyar9870and you repeat brainwashed points lmao both sides have been doing this long before you and I were born there is no Disney version of this war like you want it to be , that's the issue with my fellow country men they try to visualize the war from the perspective of an Disney movie or marvel such a bad way of looking at reality , you can finds videos of both sides celebrating and cheering "erm I didn't see them" only if you want to

    • @tayar3797
      @tayar3797 8 місяців тому

      @@nettaboyar9870 i wish life was as black and white as you potray it.

    • @dragonsman4733
      @dragonsman4733 8 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@nettaboyar9870 it's not all the Palestinians. It's the Hamas, the Palestinian terrorist group, made up of people also indoctrinated with what you said. Both sides just want to be rid of the Hamas, as the terrorist group has killed Palestinian people. Such as when they shot a Palestinian hospital, and blamed it on the Jews to try to get America to ally with them.

  • @Dominic-he7sg
    @Dominic-he7sg 7 місяців тому +1261

    There's a difference between not having an opinion, and being hesitant to share that opinion because it's way too nuanced and you are surrounded by the passionate supporters of one side.

    • @Poland4life
      @Poland4life 7 місяців тому +78

      if youre on the internet you have unlimited access to the information, so not having an opinion is just being too lazy to trouble yourself over something that isn't affecting you

    • @onlinecommentator2616
      @onlinecommentator2616 7 місяців тому +278

      ​@@Poland4lifeWhy should anybody trouble themselves over it if it doesn't affect them?

    • @Poland4life
      @Poland4life 7 місяців тому

      @@onlinecommentator2616 because it's the right thing to do. if you don't care about other people you are an absolute piece of shit. and at some point these things will concern you

    • @error-try-again-later
      @error-try-again-later 7 місяців тому +226

      Whenever I hear people complain about how their friends "don't care about politics" they're always the type of person who is so fucking obnoxious about their opinions that this is 100% the case lmao

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun 7 місяців тому

      ​@error-try-again-later lol true, I care what's going on and I have _some_ opinion, but ultimately do not care because it's usually some power hungry dick measuring contest with guys who seriously need chill pills

  • @quinny-bn4jw
    @quinny-bn4jw 15 днів тому +6

    I am commenting #BringBackDislikes on every unique UA-cam video that I watch for the rest of 2024, regardless of if I actually dislike the video or not. This is video 2796.

  • @tempacid
    @tempacid 4 місяці тому +36

    wow this is the only comment section about Israel vs Palestine that I haven't seen people fighting in, damn!

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 місяці тому +1

      The comment sections of the news channel TLDR Global are also quite civil compared to the shit show pretty that can be found pretty much every else when it comes to this topic.

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 3 місяці тому +5

      About that...

    • @occupy6235
      @occupy6235 19 днів тому +2

      I side with SSSniperWolf

    • @pink-roses-and-scarlet-skies
      @pink-roses-and-scarlet-skies 17 днів тому

      Because I'm pretty sure that at least half of the people watching this channel have no opinion on this war at all, and even most of the people who do have opinions don't care *that* much. They wouldn't be able to watch this video without getting angry if this was a cause that directly affected them.

    • @tempacid
      @tempacid 17 днів тому

      @@pink-roses-and-scarlet-skies Yeah, I mean I have very strong opinions on the war but this video doesn't diss either side so it makes sense why no one is fighting here

  • @Trip_Fontaine
    @Trip_Fontaine 8 місяців тому +2923

    I love how this is somehow transgressive and wholesome at the same time. This is a well-crafted example of how to create comedy about a very sensitive political issue without taking a side.
    EDIT on 4/25/24: This video and my comment were made very early in the war before we knew how far Israel would go in its gen*cide. I would not be so praising of someone taking a neutral stance on Israel/Palestine today.

    • @NukeCloudstalker
      @NukeCloudstalker 8 місяців тому +13

      This is not transgressive at all lol.

    • @Trip_Fontaine
      @Trip_Fontaine 8 місяців тому +87

      @@NukeCloudstalker You don't know America if you think that dude, no offense. :-) You could be fired from half the corporate jobs in this country for sharing this with your coworkers tomorrow. Not saying it's transgressive to my way of thinking. Just was saying it's transgressive to society's way of thinking. That's the way the word is usually used.

    • @cyberdemon6517
      @cyberdemon6517 8 місяців тому +93

      im with palestine and israel should ceasefire
      however they can attack hamas all they want because hamas is killing innocents as well; the real victims are (and lets be real always were) the civilians

    • @absent-mindedchaos7636
      @absent-mindedchaos7636 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@cyberdemon6517YES Exactly ❤❤

    • @cubeofmars291
      @cubeofmars291 8 місяців тому +25

      ​@@cyberdemon6517Damn. You're the first reasonable person I've met in the comment section that supports Palestine. I respect you.

  • @Maria.Mariaa
    @Maria.Mariaa 6 місяців тому +2266

    as a palestinian,the horrors vegans and sniperwolf have inflicted upon us need to be talked about more,thank you for showing this to the world.😟

    • @emerginiyt
      @emerginiyt 6 місяців тому +88

      ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST 😨
      IT WAS THE VEGAN AND SNIPERWOLF FAULT THE WHOLE TIME

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 6 місяців тому +52

      i heard Sniperwold doxxed the hamas tunnels...

    • @noneadinone
      @noneadinone 6 місяців тому +38

      As a vegan Israeli I can confirm

    • @israel_the_goat
      @israel_the_goat 6 місяців тому +1

      DONT LET THEM KNOW@@ppsarrakis

    • @mixmenmix
      @mixmenmix 5 місяців тому

      YOOO????@@ppsarrakis

  • @thesenegalesegoat
    @thesenegalesegoat 2 місяці тому +15

    As a muslim this has gotta be one of the funniest videos ive watched in a long time 🤣

  • @armageddonready4071
    @armageddonready4071 6 місяців тому +8

    I hate everyone equally, until you give me a reason to like you.

    • @vpxluv
      @vpxluv 6 місяців тому

      Fair enough

  • @theroundtable6371
    @theroundtable6371 8 місяців тому +3284

    Me personally I think we need to add a category "Do you support Israel or Palestine, or do you think the US should just invade the world" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
    Edit: I'm now officially funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @colonelarmfeldt8572
      @colonelarmfeldt8572 8 місяців тому +217

      Instead of Israel or Palestine, choose the third option: Kingdom of Jerusalem.

    • @8is
      @8is 8 місяців тому +350

      @@colonelarmfeldt8572 The third option should be: "The *Christians* gets all of the Holy Land"

    • @PREDATORNINJA2
      @PREDATORNINJA2 8 місяців тому +139

      New age crusades let’s goooo!

    • @thymos6575
      @thymos6575 8 місяців тому

      @@colonelarmfeldt8572 hell nahjews be spitting on Christians lol

    • @IdekPhoenix
      @IdekPhoenix 8 місяців тому +192

      "YEAHHH BABY WE NEED THAT OIL" 🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 8 місяців тому +431

    Without exaggeration this was me at work, guy asked for my opinion, told him I didn’t have enough information to form an opinion. Proceeded to then tell me that there are no opinions only facts Even suggesting that both sides shouldn’t kill innocent people triggered him to a primal level lol.

    • @tisvana18
      @tisvana18 8 місяців тому +76

      Hell, I have an opinion (albeit one that could be swayed with more info, I admit freely I don’t have enough info), but I won’t share it. It’s neither my place nor anybody else’s business. Real humans are dying, I can’t change it, but they’re dying and suffering regardless. That’s not water cooler chat, that’s a tragedy and my opinion doesn’t matter at the end of the day.
      The only people whose opinions matter are politicians, and the people whose lives are directly involved and effected, because anything else is just people using pain to amuse themselves and start an argument.

    • @keylimepie3143
      @keylimepie3143 8 місяців тому +85

      "guy asked for my opinion"
      "Proceeded to then tell me that there are no opinions"
      Then why did he even ask for an opinion?

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 8 місяців тому +100

      ​@@keylimepie3143to pick a fight most people just want confirmation of their own opinions or just fight with those that show the tiniest of disagreement

    • @Monitice
      @Monitice 7 місяців тому

      @@stevejones69420 the bigger ape, wants to be bigger and therefore asks 'smaller apes' to confirm is biggerness and assert the bigger ape title that the bigger ape thinks has.

    • @dmitriae
      @dmitriae 6 місяців тому

      ​@CajunGator well said! Sometimes we just don't have a choise...

  • @kmas2626
    @kmas2626 2 дні тому +1

    This guy’s superpower is being immune to cancellation

  • @thebe_stone
    @thebe_stone 2 місяці тому +2

    I hate that the size of the question box is so inconsistent.

  • @scottwhitman9868
    @scottwhitman9868 8 місяців тому +2599

    While I totally respect that this is a complex issue that involves many factors, It is actually incredibly simple and anyone who doesn't hold my exact beliefs is evil/ incredibly uneducated

    • @Davinmk
      @Davinmk 7 місяців тому

      you are entirely wrong because one facebook post i saw told me the other side did nothing wrong and your side is evil, i now have to call you an idiot

    • @ghosthunter0950
      @ghosthunter0950 7 місяців тому +493

      Well yes it is simple. people don't know shit about how cooperative the Israeli and Palestinian population are. The only groups to blame are the extremists from both sides. the Israeli far right, Hamas and the Islamic Jihad among other similar organizations and their supporters that are feeding into each other.
      1) Israel isn't going anywhere. you can't justify displacing millions of people just because it happened before.
      2) Israel stops its shit behavior towards Palestinians like evictions settlers and cracks down on settler violence more seriously(they already do... sometimes though). the Israeli left has been working on this for decades but every time there is a terrorist attack, which there were a lot of, their efforts go kaput.
      3) Palestinians turn on terrorist organizations like Hamas.
      4) borders wise, both sides have to come with a mindset that they're gonna compromise something. but I would somwhat favor Israel because they've built an actually functional country and host plenty of Arabs which is far from symmetrical on the other side.
      I'd also like to add, I'm an Arab Israeli, and the hatred from the Palestinian side is just appalling. they've indoctrinated their people to hate unconditionally. the same kinda goes for the Israeli far right, but the scale between the two is completely different, it's much worse on the Palestinian side from what I've seen.
      Either way, the entire conflict is beyond moronic imo. if you took a couple of regular people that actually want to collaborate and put them in power they'd solve it the next day, I'm exaggerating a bit but you get my point. we already have plenty of collaborative facilities set up. you just have to shut the extremists up.

    • @abjectmadness1111
      @abjectmadness1111 7 місяців тому +112

      @@ghosthunter0950Ur super wrong and also wrong

    • @nejsonsvejson9861
      @nejsonsvejson9861 7 місяців тому

      I don't agree with your opinion, evil person!@@ghosthunter0950

    • @thebermuda99
      @thebermuda99 7 місяців тому +180

      @@abjectmadness1111 at least give an argument his first point was 100% correct

  • @AntonSuprun
    @AntonSuprun 8 місяців тому +168

    That audience lifeline was so funny

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 8 місяців тому +6

      Right?!?! Like how did 6 million audience members pick the same answer?

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 6 місяців тому

      because no one cares about veganism - that's why@@postbunnie

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@postbunnie
      They shared a train of thoughts

    • @johnfrank602
      @johnfrank602 2 місяці тому

      @@wintersoldier164that’s outrageous

  • @livinglifeleona
    @livinglifeleona 6 місяців тому +2

    One of the most unique senses of humor on UA-cam. Zach's a genius.

  • @christiandean1099
    @christiandean1099 6 місяців тому +9

    This has my sides splitting! I couldn't stop laughing lmao!

  • @motivationenjoyer9830
    @motivationenjoyer9830 8 місяців тому +966

    As a russian, i laughed my ass off on the conclusion

    • @blebikkun
      @blebikkun 8 місяців тому +30

      ХАХАХАХ ТО ЖЕ САМОЕ, Я ДАВНО ТАК ПРИЯТНО НЕ СМЕЯЛСЯ

    • @yenotov462
      @yenotov462 8 місяців тому +14

      я сам удивился пхахахахаха

    • @Davinmk
      @Davinmk 7 місяців тому +1

      @@blebikkunxaxaxaxa ?

    • @irener.3849
      @irener.3849 7 місяців тому +18

      ⁠@@Davinmk Translation: hahahaha. Or bwa-ha-ha-ha. In Russian alphabet sound H is written as X 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 7 місяців тому +17

      You are allowed jokes in Russia?

  • @JRCSalter
    @JRCSalter 8 місяців тому +527

    Honestly, I know so little about this thing that for me to even attempt to form an opinion would be disastrous.

    • @erezsolomon3838
      @erezsolomon3838 8 місяців тому +88

      W stance; based opinion

    • @Elad_S69
      @Elad_S69 8 місяців тому +153

      thats totaly ok, the problem is with people who take a side without actually knowing the facts

    • @ffreeze9924
      @ffreeze9924 8 місяців тому +43

      I’d recommend checking out the two Andrew Callaghan videos on this. He visits a pro-Israel and pro-palestine rally and asks people in attendance questions and interviews two relevant experts. He does a great job at not pushing a particular narrative deliberately. I personally think that the situation isn’t _that_ complicated, and people who say that are trying to make you scared of attempting to educate yourself. If you want a complicated geopolitical situation, research the Iranian hostage crisis 😉

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 8 місяців тому +9

      The correct answer is São Tome and Principe

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 8 місяців тому +2

      🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹❤

  • @sulemanstudios
    @sulemanstudios 18 днів тому +43

    Remember guys:
    - Being against israel isn't antisemitic
    - Being against hamas isn't islamophobic
    - Innocent people dying is always wrong
    - Pray for peace and for the suffering to end

    • @PhoenixCheetah
      @PhoenixCheetah 18 днів тому +17

      Why don’t we all agree that *both* sides are wrong. Hamas has done terrible shit, and so has Israel. There’s no point rooting for either.

    • @GravityKills997_II
      @GravityKills997_II 18 днів тому +2

      @@PhoenixCheetahreal

    • @pixelforg
      @pixelforg 14 днів тому +2

      ​@@PhoenixCheetahThat's exactly how it is, yes ig they aren't equally wrong but I can't bring myself to support any side that has killed even one innocent person
      These NPCs question our empathy while they are the ones that lack the most because they can ignore innocents dying on the other side

    • @PhoenixCheetah
      @PhoenixCheetah 14 днів тому +2

      @@pixelforg Why do you act like you have some Moral high ground? And don't put people who disagree with you into an "Other" group.

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 11 днів тому

      @@pixelforg You do not have to support or condemn a country/government to support the innocent people who are suffering in both nations.

  • @CactusJack60
    @CactusJack60 6 місяців тому

    Seriously thank you for this.

  • @zeldris478
    @zeldris478 8 місяців тому +50

    ''who is in this audience?'' 💀

    • @TheNightlyToastMuncher
      @TheNightlyToastMuncher 8 місяців тому +10

      The one Austrian painter🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

    • @LangThoughts
      @LangThoughts 8 місяців тому +3

      Or Kanye @@TheNightlyToastMuncher

    • @chiliboi69
      @chiliboi69 3 місяці тому +3

      Twitter

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TheNightlyToastMuncherAnd Elon Musk!

  • @simplesimon8255
    @simplesimon8255 7 місяців тому +281

    Zach's deer-in-the-headlights look after each question gets me 😂

    • @Beth_OMette
      @Beth_OMette 4 місяці тому +4

      we are gonna need an answer...

  • @mustafaali6223
    @mustafaali6223 6 місяців тому +3

    Love the clip man. I'm gonna share this with everyone I know. Which is a very small list. It's actually just me, my brother and some guy who says he's our long lost cousin. I think he's a liar and saying this just so he doesn't have to pay rent. I know I can just show it to both of them now since they both are looking at screen but I'm gonna use twitter anyways just because it makes me feel like I know some people.

  • @aesthetix3398
    @aesthetix3398 6 місяців тому +12

    I'm so glad I realize I don’t need to have an opinion on this, people will get mad and offended but that is their problem.

    • @Razzy_D9111
      @Razzy_D9111 24 дні тому

      You are just going to let pass a genocide because you can't bother to care about the shit you are probably funding with you taxes.
      Believe you are a good person but your apathy is killing people.

  • @marcusbudde1944
    @marcusbudde1944 8 місяців тому +440

    this was a brave ass video to make

  • @shawnabrody8325
    @shawnabrody8325 3 місяці тому

    This is hilarious! Thank you so much!

  • @local_ITA
    @local_ITA 6 місяців тому +5

    PREACH NEUTRALITY
    PREACH NON-VIOLENCE
    PREACH NON-ALIGNMENT
    PREACH PEACE
    Dont get involved in foreign wars too much.

  • @redred7702
    @redred7702 7 місяців тому +197

    Actually though. Remember, not everyone need to be an extremist. I’d say have at least some opinion and thoughts on important issues such as this, but only AFTER you feel as if you’ve been educated on both sides. Often times, there’s A LOT MORE than 2 sides.

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 7 місяців тому +13

      This particular area has at least 10 peoples that could make a claim for this land. We are actually only seeing the surviving 2 groups because the others were killed and driven off.
      You are correct, there are way more than 2 sides.

    • @lovejumanji5
      @lovejumanji5 7 місяців тому +2

      @@georhodiumgeo9827. How about an anti war extremist ……..lol. Or I’m a peace extremist ! Tagged you for hopes my comment is actually seen . Sin- sor- ship is off the charts

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv 7 місяців тому +2

      Who would you invite for dinner??

    • @QuantumNeutrino
      @QuantumNeutrino 7 місяців тому +1

      Just add a more realist question... Do you want to have an opinion or do you want to continue to have a paycheck...? That IS of course depending on who you rub shouders with!

    • @APP-hm6bf
      @APP-hm6bf 6 місяців тому +1

      Did you know that one side says that only their side is right??

  • @caseyzx
    @caseyzx 8 місяців тому +53

    "Can I phone a friend?" "No." "Don't I have a lifeline?" "You do, but you have no friends"
    DAMN. that one hits hard.

  • @tajklair
    @tajklair 5 місяців тому +1

    0:52 the face of the guy asking the question is priceless 😂

  • @-sklp
    @-sklp Місяць тому +1

    anybody know what sound effect thats called at 2:00?

  • @JesusChristDenton_7
    @JesusChristDenton_7 7 місяців тому +35

    "The World doesn't care about right or wrong. It's all about power. And right now, none of us have it."
    - Adam Jensen

  • @k.t.aidara3989
    @k.t.aidara3989 8 місяців тому +38

    the constant shade being thrown at sniperwolf was pure gold

  • @MareeCK2409
    @MareeCK2409 2 місяці тому +2

    This was very clever and hilarious. Nicely done.

  • @leephillips4402
    @leephillips4402 2 місяці тому +1

    You should release this as a board game.

  • @andrewstich4614
    @andrewstich4614 8 місяців тому +384

    My father always told me opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but the trick is not to show yours to anyone else.

    • @tranquilclaws8470
      @tranquilclaws8470 8 місяців тому +71

      Dogs might disagree with your father.

    • @dubbyplays
      @dubbyplays 8 місяців тому

      ​@@tranquilclaws8470 and 99% of streamers having OF + your homies when you show $20 also disagree with his father

    • @ejwillison2001
      @ejwillison2001 8 місяців тому +12

      I was taught the same, we’ve all got one and they all stink 😂

    • @StarPlatinum7912
      @StarPlatinum7912 8 місяців тому +3

      Is this a jojo reference??

    • @ExpiditionWild
      @ExpiditionWild 8 місяців тому +1

      Truth will win

  • @randomvideos9776
    @randomvideos9776 7 місяців тому +41

    hey he filmed horizontally like mia khalifa said to 5:17

  • @mattman15
    @mattman15 5 місяців тому +12

    1:40. I thought you’d put Sssniperwolf in as a joke. The fact that it was an actual option got me laughing my butt off. The audience should’ve voted C.

  • @robertcheiffetz3886
    @robertcheiffetz3886 Місяць тому +1

    Very funny video! Nice refreshing change from all the constant polarizing debate

  • @billiem2372
    @billiem2372 7 місяців тому +288

    You can hate the Israeli government without hating Israeli people, and you can hate Hamas without hating Palestinian people.
    There's so much political autism out there it makes common sense an endangered species

    • @Dunger974
      @Dunger974 7 місяців тому +16

      Yeah war is really sad

    • @Environmental-Time
      @Environmental-Time 7 місяців тому

      i hate all governments and terrorist organisations like hamas so…

    • @wow2031
      @wow2031 7 місяців тому +67

      No problem with hating the Israeli government. I'm an Israeli who Hates it. I have a problem with those who say that they are anti zionist but don't have problem with the Israelis. If you belive that the Jews shouldn't have a country at all, you do have a problem with the Israelis.

    • @billiem2372
      @billiem2372 7 місяців тому +7

      @@wow2031 I don't know every nitty gritty detail about the politics of Israel, I just think there's enough space for everyone.

    • @wow2031
      @wow2031 7 місяців тому +21

      @@billiem2372 you are fine and that's a good general way of looking at this conflict

  • @Evilofhumanity
    @Evilofhumanity 8 місяців тому +79

    1:59 *SSSniperwolf, for sure.*
    Edit: I was fucking correct 💀💀😭

  • @-Lazy
    @-Lazy 24 дні тому +3

    There is no comment war here.
    Instead they fight in the replies

  • @loganfaucher
    @loganfaucher 2 місяці тому +3

    I love how the debate is really just a litmus test for people's prejudices. The correct answer is not to play

    • @allgoodnamestaken6002
      @allgoodnamestaken6002 11 днів тому

      The internet is filled with angry, bitter people who desperately want people to hate as a result of their own lives being miserable. The whole Israel/Palestine fiasco just happens to be another vessel for them to do so.

  • @jibreeshartwork9342
    @jibreeshartwork9342 7 місяців тому +740

    Thank God some people understand that this conflict is so complicated that they don't have to have an opinion on it.
    Especially when they don't know anything about it...

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 7 місяців тому +90

      I can't speak for Zach but I think there are a lot of us that have opinions on specific issues and are very well informed on this but we refuse to take a side in black and white terms.
      It's like watching children fighting. At some point you want to send them both to time out...
      Timmy, it was wrong for you to hit Sarah with your toy truck. Sarah, that didn't mean it was OK to choke Timmy out.
      Not taking a firm stance on one side or the other doesn't equate to being uninformed. I've found the most black and white people are typically the least informed.

    • @Rainbowhawk1993
      @Rainbowhawk1993 7 місяців тому +55

      It’s like WW1. Both sides are fighting over something that can be seen as meaningless in the long run while all the civilians on both sides suffer.

    • @honkie
      @honkie 7 місяців тому

      It's really not that complicated 💀 one side is going through modern day genocide and the other side is supporting it.

    • @honkie
      @honkie 7 місяців тому +75

      ​@@Rainbowhawk1993yes except one side has way more lethal weapons than the other

    • @funwithakthechannelwherean4510
      @funwithakthechannelwherean4510 7 місяців тому

      ​@@honkieprobably because the other is a terrorist organization lol. They're not gonna get much funding from western nations and what funding they do get they use on guerilla warfare.💁‍♂️

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later 7 місяців тому +489

    I think I've "picked a side" after researching the history, but this video still resonates bc there's always someone who feels like you haven't picked hard enough 💀

    • @asmameftah7988
      @asmameftah7988 7 місяців тому +135

      Since you said you researched the history, I'm gonna guess you picked Palestine , which is the right side.

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 7 місяців тому +26

      ​@@asmameftah7988Man are you Palestinees?

    • @asmameftah7988
      @asmameftah7988 7 місяців тому +58

      @@Anty_Praza I'm not a man + does it matter if I was or not?

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 7 місяців тому +38

      @@asmameftah7988 Yes, your nationality matters.

    • @asmameftah7988
      @asmameftah7988 7 місяців тому +26

      @@Anty_Praza why is that?

  • @IbokRock811
    @IbokRock811 Місяць тому +1

    The music kills me every time 😭

  • @mathildakd1
    @mathildakd1 4 місяці тому

    The last one broke me

  • @GrayShadowOfNight
    @GrayShadowOfNight 8 місяців тому +475

    Having to have an opinion when it's a complex situation with a lot of factors that you do not have the mental space OR time to research ... Leads to so many people spouting so much bullcrap
    I really hate the pressure. Let me be quiet. I'm 100% uninvolved in the situation and do /not/ know what's actually going on over there

    • @sincerelynotme3522
      @sincerelynotme3522 8 місяців тому +87

      Yeah and don't want to be like these celebrities who just be saying shit and not actually caring and end up looking like a dumbass because they're not fully aware of what's going on. The situation didn't just happen overnight and is way too complex to say if there is a bad guy or a good guy. I just feel bad for the civilians who have nothing to do with the conflict.

    • @GamingTimothy
      @GamingTimothy 8 місяців тому +5

      I agree

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 8 місяців тому +64

      100% this. Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one. Doesn't mean I want to see them all.
      The only opinion I'll share is that violence is bad actually and war sucks and I want all humans to live safely.

    • @whoistherealmonster4939
      @whoistherealmonster4939 8 місяців тому +16

      I still couldn't figure out what's complex about this , it's colonialism, pure and simple.

    • @seven7264
      @seven7264 8 місяців тому +35

      When you don’t know about the conflict, people assume that you want to know and proceed to attempt to “educate you” (indoctrinate you into their side). What
      I don’t understand is why people find it so difficult to let people not have a side. I’m not educated, I don’t want to be educated. Leave me be.

  • @coreytaylor5386
    @coreytaylor5386 8 місяців тому +45

    the thousand yard stare gets me every time

  • @luckymajor2761
    @luckymajor2761 26 днів тому +3

    You earned a subscriber. "What kind of game show is this" 😭

  • @69amogus420
    @69amogus420 10 днів тому +2

    In these type of situations, i ask myself both a moral and geopolitical Question.
    "Who's the lesser evil?"
    And
    "Which side winning would be better for my side?"
    And that, for the entire west, is Israel.

  • @zoid_on_youtube
    @zoid_on_youtube 8 місяців тому +46

    another advantage of remaining completely ignorant of any political goings-on, people cant accuse you of being on the "wrong side" if you dont even have the faintest clue what theyre talking about.

    • @martind2520
      @martind2520 8 місяців тому +30

      Willful ignorance is _always_ the wrong side.

    • @hoopitydoopity
      @hoopitydoopity 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@@martind2520 you're right but being ignorant is still miles better than being brainwashed by propaganda to hate a certain side

    • @martind2520
      @martind2520 7 місяців тому

      @@hoopitydoopity You are correct. Though it is usually far less a case of brainwashing and far more just human's automatically believing whatever their social group encourages them to believe without question.

    • @Ketoku_fr
      @Ketoku_fr 7 місяців тому

      Oh boy, you're still going to be called "the wrong side". Politics is essentially "I'm right, my opposition is wrong and is the reincarnation of evil and are [insert bad group] who are destroying the country. Vote for me, if you do not see my exact beliefs you are a [insert bad group]

    • @srensen3081
      @srensen3081 6 місяців тому

      @@martind2520 yeah, im sorry but i cant get myself to care about a dumbass terorrist group or a dumbass government both harming civilians

  • @sploofmcsterra4786
    @sploofmcsterra4786 8 місяців тому +359

    Imagine not viewing an incredibly complex issue that is developing and shrouded in the fog of war as completely black and white while being fully confident in your opinion.

    • @us3rnam3333
      @us3rnam3333 8 місяців тому +76

      Genocide isn’t complex

    • @thisisme5487
      @thisisme5487 8 місяців тому +33

      ​@@us3rnam3333You would accept the blame and ensuing consequences of your governments actions regardless of their contradiction to your own principles?

    • @Misbah_Queen
      @Misbah_Queen 8 місяців тому

      @@thisisme5487 Palestinians Are Arabs, And Therefore, They Do Have a Rightful Claim To The Land Of Palestine. They Have Lived There For Generations, Long Before The Arrival Of The Israelis. It Is Their Ancestral Home, a Place They Have Cherished, But Israelis, On The Other Hand, Do Not Have The Right To The Land Of Palestine, As Their Origins Home Lie In Europe, And Israelis Are Fake Jews, As They Do Not Believe In Jesus, And Israel Is Using Judaism To Take The Land Of Palestinians, As If Israel Did Not Used Judaism, Then They Cannot Even Try To Take The Land Of Palestinians, And Also Can No One See That Jews Who Try To Speak Up For The Rights Of Palestinians Are Labeled As 'Crazy' Or 'Terrorists.' It Is a Blatant Attempt To Silence Those Who Dare To Stand Against This Injustice.
      The Quran Prohibits Attacking Anyone Unless We Are Attacked First. In The Quran, Allah Says: "Fight In The Cause Of Allah Only Against Those Who Wage War Against You, But Do Not Exceed The Limits. Verily, Allah Does Not Like Transgressors." And "And If They Incline To Peace, Then Incline To It And Trust In Allah. Verily, He Is The Hearing, The Knowing." So We Are Only Allowed To Defend Ourselves If We Are Attacked By Non-Muslims,
      But We Are Not Allowed To Initiate Violence Or Aggression Against Non-Muslims, But We Are Allowed To Fight In Defense Of Our Families And Property And We Are Also Allowed To Fight To Defend Our Religion From People Who Will Attack It Or TO LIBERATE PEOPLE FROM OPPRESSION,
      However Even In These Cases, We Are Still Required To Avoid Excessive Violence And To Show Mercy To Our Enemies. Islam Is a Religion Of JUSTICE, Peace And Tolerance, And We Are Only Allowed To Fight In Self-defense Or IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS, And We Are Not Allowed To Initiate Violence Or Aggression Against Anyone.
      So, Hamas Has The Right To Fight BACK Israel TO LIBERATE PALESTINIANS FROM OPPRESSION, As Hamas Is An Islamic RESISTANCE MOVEMENT, And I Will Not Call Hamas, 'Evil' Or 'Terrorists' And Hamas Did Not Attack For No Reason, Did They Forget? Or They Do Not Know? That Israelis Was Attacking And Killing Palestinians And Taking The Home Of Palestinians Before Even Hamas Attacks Them And There Is a Lot Of Fake Information About Hamas By Israel, The United States And Their Allies, So They Can Justify The Killing Of Palestinians, So Do Not Get Fool By Them.
      For The Jews, Who Believe That Israel Is The Beacon Of 'Hope' For Jews, I Implore You To Think Again. It Is Crucial That Every One Of You Understands That Israel Is Using Your Religion, Judaism, As a Tool To Seize The Land Of The Palestinians.
      Without The Manipulation Of Your Faith, They Would Not Be Able To Exert Their Control Over The Palestinian Territories, And Why Can't You See That The Jews Who Dare To Speak Up For The Rights Of Palestinians Are Labeled As 'Crazy' And 'Terrorists'? It Is a Grave Injustice! Israel Does Not Represent The Hope Of The Jewish People.
      They Are Merely Exploiting Your Beliefs To Further Their Own Agenda, So It Is Time To Open Your Eyes And Recognize The Truth. Israel Is Not The Savior You've Been Led To Believe. They Are The Oppressors, Using Their Power To Subjugate An Entire Population.
      In a Place Known As Palestine, Christians, Muslims, And Jews Coexisted Harmoniously. It Was The 1800s, And The Region Was Under The Rule Of The Ottoman Empire. While, a Bearded Individual Named Theodor Herzl Founded Zionism, a Movement That Aspired To Create a Homeland For Jews, a Place Exclusively For Their Kind.
      World War I Came And Went, And The Allies Emerged Victorious. England Saw The Beautiful Land And Decided, "Hey, This Land Should Be Mine." Yet, Despite Colonization, It Retained The Name Palestine. The Promise Of a Zionist State Was Made By a Man Who Had No Right To The Land.
      As The Years Passed, More And More Jews Sought Refuge In Palestine, Which Was Perfectly Acceptable Until Their Intentions Turned Toward Seizing The Land From Its Rightful Owners. The Year 1948 Marked a Turning Point When Israel Forcefully Established Itself As a 'State'. Thousands Of Palestinians Were Forced To Flee Their Homes Just To Survive, Denied The Right To Return, The Right To Have a Home, Or The Right To Fight For Their Own Land.
      Israel's Expansion Continued, Forming An Apartheid State That Defied Basic Principles Of Humanity And Dignity. To Label This Situation a 'Conflict' Is Nothing Short Of Insanity. The Time Has Come To Change Our Perspective.
      One Day, Palestine Will Regain Its Freedom, So Be On The Right Side Of History
      You’re Not Antisemitist If You Stand Against War Crimes
      Don’t Be Brainwashed By The People Who Hate Palestine, And Also Don’t Be Brainwashed By The People Who Have Been Brainwashed By Israel, The United States And Their Allies, As Now You Can See For Yourself The Truth About The Story Of Palestine.
      Many Jewish People Who Called Palestine Their Home Have Now Embraced Islam. Before The Israelis Came, Muslims And Jews Lived Side By Side In Harmony. But Now, Their Peaceful Coexistence Has Been Shattered By The Aggressive Actions Of The Israeli Government.
      It Is a Fallacy To Claim That The Israeli-Palestinian War Is "Complex." In Reality, It Is a Matter Of One Party, [That Is Israeli] Unlawfully Occupying And Oppressing The Other Party, [Palestinian].
      Those Who Label It As Complex Are Simply Unaware Of The Simple Truth That This War Can Be Resolved By Israel Returning The Land To The Palestinians. The United States, Instead Of Supporting Israel's Occupation, Should Play a Role In Facilitating Israelis In Establishing a New Home In Europe. This Would Be a Much More Just And Peaceful Solution.
      I, Too, Yearn For Peace, Not War. It Is My Fervent Hope That The Israeli Government Who Is Responsible For Perpetuating This War Will Listen To The Cries Of Millions And Put An End To The Suffering. I Implore Israelis, The United States, And Their Allies To Stop This War And Seek a Just Resolution For The Sake Of Allah, Who Is Our Only One True God.

    • @memzex2918
      @memzex2918 8 місяців тому

      @@thisisme5487what government? Palestinians don’t have any gov that supports them they don’t have an army they don’t have shit

    • @turniue
      @turniue 7 місяців тому

      You are a coward.

  • @waffleswafflson3076
    @waffleswafflson3076 6 місяців тому

    Bro this is too good

  • @bojandimitrieskimilenkovic9226
    @bojandimitrieskimilenkovic9226 4 місяці тому

    That was actually kinda nice, I like it. Thanks 👍

  • @jackalenterprisesofohio
    @jackalenterprisesofohio 6 місяців тому +31

    I suppprt Ohio's rights to the Holy Land.
    What do you think we have been fighting Michigan for?
    Asbestos?

  • @natvasch6399
    @natvasch6399 7 місяців тому +19

    The delay between question and answer music is the best part for me😂

  • @shouryasharma9539
    @shouryasharma9539 6 місяців тому +1

    “Can i phone a friend?”
    “You have no friends”

  • @MeryKeit
    @MeryKeit 6 місяців тому +1

    3:59 I spat my soup at this one 😂

  • @bruhtnt4258
    @bruhtnt4258 7 місяців тому +21

    5:48
    A and B, like father like son, both wanna rule the world.

  • @alexdurain3753
    @alexdurain3753 6 місяців тому +176

    It’s amazing because this shit just gets more convoluted the more you learn. I feel like I’m watching to brothers fighting over who gets the house, and they keep killing the mediator.

    • @user-ns3uw2xn6s
      @user-ns3uw2xn6s 6 місяців тому

      emphasis on brothers cuz their ancestors literally are . please help save any lives by boycotting (search BDS movement). not forcing though dont worry

    • @polarpunk8861
      @polarpunk8861 5 місяців тому +8

      Honestly facts man

    • @user-ns3uw2xn6s
      @user-ns3uw2xn6s 5 місяців тому +2

      feels like a sci-fi film ngl, dunno how the palestinians are living through this distopiya...

    • @zerog1037
      @zerog1037 5 місяців тому +8

      Thts wht happens when it spans over so many years. Each side taking their turn to commit atrocities with the latest attack being considered terrorism and not Palestinian as an escapegoat

    • @MyIndieGameDevJourney3818
      @MyIndieGameDevJourney3818 4 місяці тому +3

      well you can have any opinion you want but the facts is that this war isn't Israel vs Gazans its Gazans and Israel vs Hamas(i mean have you read what Hamas did to Gazans all those years well lets just say its not for the weak of heart)

  • @SagoDave
    @SagoDave 6 місяців тому

    Best thing I've seen in a while. Kind of genius.

  • @banda3111
    @banda3111 Місяць тому +1

    thank you bro the amount of times i’ve been called an evil psychopath for this 💀💀💀💀💀