Voting Wrong Turned Me White
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- Опубліковано 8 лис 2020
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This is a sad tale. everyone warned me to vote the right way and I didn't listen. Now I am paying the price. don't make the same mistake (comedy sketch)
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amazingf
Kave fun @ yo' Klan rallies
Real talk: was that woman who snapped at you an actress?
I’m a white guy and I voted for Biden and now I’m dead. I’m going to vote for him again in 2024.
Former black girl here ...
we are starting a support group
Now that’s funny. 🤣
I’ll be there 😭
Same girl same.
Happened to me too. Fortunately I only turned white from the waist up... Unfortunately I'm also one of only 3 LBCs in the entire Western hemisphere 😭😭😭
Best comment
Damn, so that’s what happened to Michael Jackson. He voted for Ronald Reagan
Off topic but transracial Michael Jackson always reminds me of a smosh video where one of the guys dressed up as black Michael Jackson, and the other dressed as white Michael Jackson. 😂
@@humanisme6746 gotta look that one up!!!😎👍
He probably voted for Biden this year. ;)
Theehee
Roftlol
A black man turning into a white man for not voting for Joe Biden is called "the Brandon effect"😂
"re-brandoning" 🤣🤣🤣
Hey at least the police won't be as hard on him now
@@isopodslug6365 until they "accidentally" turn off the body-cams😐
@@WillsonT011 well yeah but he looks white now so its less likely to happen , at least I would imagine since they say police brutality mainly happens to people of color(sorry if I'm using the wrong term unfortunately I voted orange man too and forgot the right words )
@@WillsonT011 nah they usually don't do that to us, not unless we really piss them off.
“Yo what’s up my …. Fellow business associate”
I say that line to my… homies… all the time
The saddest part about this is that he lost his n-word pass.
Dear god...
Nah he got it back Snoop had one extra black card after giving M&M juan so he gave it to em.
F
Or rather,
N
Noooo, not the n-word pass
@@somerandomduck5795 XD
I am a black man, and I approve this message.
😂😂😂😂😂
Great, another Biden supporter.
@Black Republican 😂😂😂
Nobody cares that you are black, and even less that you approve, STFU
Comment of the day 🤣🤣🤣
All my life my dad voted Republican. But now that Dad's dead, Dad votes Democrat.
😂 underrated
Wat
also he voted thrice for each candidate as far as i know
Bwahahaha!!! This is the post I needed to see. I needed that laugh.
no cap
“Stay blue and stay black” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard 🤣
That had me geeking 😭
Lol.
I was asian, but I stopped doing math. I feel you.
YOU DO MATH NOW!
NO! I'M MEXICAN NOW!
I used to be Filipino but then I refused to eat rice bare handed
_was_ looool
@@kapnken2342 i used to be filipino aswell i feel your pain
That girl who yelled at him had no idea how much she was contributing to this video! She proved his point perfectly! 👌🤣
You can tell she was a leftist.
EDIT: Dang over 3000 likes. Thanks y'all 😊
😂😂😂
It hurts to think how right this video is tho
She was just an actor though, right?
He said hey what’s up girl how you doing. Feminist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT, leave women alone.
That girl calling him ugly and then trying to justify it by defending women. It's just sad.
What a Karen lol
Mask: check, aggressive behavior towards men: check. All we need more is her to send aid to Ukraine while scores of Americans stay homeless
Ah f**k, I'm gonna get cancelled big time now
It's fake retard.
Accurate tho,
i'd always ask to define the word woman if they start defending them, cause if they cant, they they better shut up, i'm not taking moral lessons from someone who's dumber than a 3 years old
I don't think that was real lol
That girl calling him ugly and yelling to leave girls alone is why dating is dead.
Leave them alone
yeah, before creeps would talk to random women and they would feel obligated to go home with them. it was much better back then.
@@PrendeII Uh, that kind of neglects to acknowledge the many, many, many relationships that came from guys going up to a girl that they were interested in and talking to her.
But sure, just label them all creeps who felt obligated. That's not assuming all members of a group are the same or anything. Actually, I think they have a word for that...
@@fuzzypanda1684 they have many words for that, ignorant, idiot, cretin, dumb, fool, ignoramus, erroneous, wrong, etc.
@@PrendeII Luckily women aren't as weak and pathetic as people like you think they are.
"I can't call women bitch anymore because of the social repercussions" ! Gold
Without*
Lol that is so true. So many rap songs refer to girls as bitches. Get away with it. Smooth.
@@shivam.maharshi you wouldn't understand "you ain't black" we can't be racist
@@smallfry7304 hahaha busted xD all he said was rap songs lmao xD that's incredible, made my day
This video pointed out how white people are the actual oppressed ones in a very subtle way.
Not gonna lie the black version of him looks like him.
I know, right? I laughed. Lol
Because it IS him, duh
How dare you?!!
You RACIST!!!!
That was a real picture. Do your research.
That’s racist
That has got to be one of the most quotable sketches I have ever seen. "Maybe I'll be an environment dude." Just pure gold.
The 'doesn't cut lettuce' line had me dying! 🤣
I was very disappointed that my dad voted for Biden. When he was alive he would never have done that. Death changes people I guess...
Lol
Underrated comment
the scariest thing about death is voting democrat
Fear the Voting Dead! xD
LMAO!! Well played!
“Try telling people you love Dragon Ball Z as a grown white man”
Been struggling with this fact for 10 years now
LMFAOOO that was one of the top quotes from this video
dw liking dragon ball z as any race at any age is cringe
But me as a grown black female... is that okay? Do I have a DBZ pass.
@@jerrickmarques8777 I should take you fishing, because that's some nice bait.
No shit. White people are born with a -50 coolness stat.
FYI black ppl love Nickleback. They won't admit it but, they do 😂
My name was Laquisha and then I voted for Trump and now I'm Karen.
How'd you escape from that angry street woman
I thought that was staged but guess not lol
@@AP12820 if he scored a feminist there, it isn't out of the realm of possibility
(Insert comment that would be most offensive to you personally here)
It was staged... wasnt it? 😬
@@Derna1804 oh my god! This comment killed me!!! I’m laughing way too much.
C'mon man, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.
Now Corn Pop was a bad dude
@@ledzeppelin1212 And he ran a bunch of bad boys
I skipped lunch the day I heard this sentence.
It disgusted me for days. 😝
And kids used to come into the pool, and rub my leg down
"Look, fat. Here's the deal."
The girl instantly cussing at him for saying hello 😂😂
It was perfect
I appreciate the comment about aging into a fine old black man, who is unnecessarily well dressed for every day life. There was this guy at where I work. Outdoor theater, not exactly fancy. He: had a perfectly trimmed ash grey beard, red button down and matching pressed pants, red leather shoes and one of those straw fedoras.
The ironic thing is that girl that called him 'an ugly piece if shit' probably posts 'be kind' and 'everyone is beautiful' memes all over her insta and fb.
You're 100% right. Majority of women just loves to do that kind of hypocrisy. A kitten who was tortured to death? Oh, that's too bad and the person who've done that deserves to be in hell. A war vet? Get a job asshole, go open doors idc.
@@akeharet8860 u seem like a person who agrees with gentrification
@@akeharet8860 he didn't even say majority of women u said that. You're projecting your insecurities.
@@foogonechill1765 beg pardon? I'm not American.
@@foogonechill1765 you say what you want. I say what I see on regular basis in the internet.
As an actual black man who didn't vote for Biden and who unabashedly loves Dragon Ball Z, I feel seen today.
Correction white man
You should just start telling people that Biden turned you white just to see there face XD.
That's two of us son.
😂👊🏻
Enjoy your new white privilege
“It all works out for Kanye” just wait and see😂
As a black man, I find this insanely funny😂🤦🏿♂️
You must have voted for biden.
@@turdferguson2982 I voted for Trump twice and I will again in November. I think it’s hilarious. The video is anti-Biden. 🤔
@@MS-ns2pj , you must be white. Congratulations!
I was muslim… then I said I support Trump, now I’m a white Christian
viva cristo rey xd
so true omg, i'm a southeast asian muslim, accidentally tweeted "support trump" and the next day i became a caucasian devote christian
and now Josef Rayman!
@@User_1976_Dodge bruh 😭😭😂😂
@@0Takethoserisks0 xD
I haven't been black since 2008, you get used to it 😂
Take your white privilege advice elsewhere you white girl of color! 😂
@Redlove❤ Once you go white you never go back 😂
At least they let you keep your name.
@@Riolu1209 🤣🤣🤣 I am so using that term from now on.
@@Riolu1209 once you go white, you vote for the Right xD
Finally someone doing comedy! The comedians are afraid to do comedy for fear of offending someone. That IS comedy. Making fun of EVERYONE!!!!
Look up Titiana McGrath. There are videos on UA-cam and she has a Twitter. She is a character made up by comedian Andrew Doyle. She is a white saviour from Kensington and her tweets are hilarious.
‘Try telling people you like dragon ball Z as a grown white man’ 😂
The fact that woman started cussing him out cause he was white, when you know she would've ignored it when he was black had me laughing.
Yep
Says it all
Yeah because black men love it when you struggle "I is gonna get me some whether you likes it or not"
woman just setting the bar lower for our black brothers man treating them like children sometimes
Yeah, let some white girl tell a black guy to shut the fuck up and that he's an ugly piece of shit in the middle of NY. Watch how quick the left goes from "she's empowered" to "she's racist".
If Orange is the new Black, that means President Trump is black?
Checkmate.
@@JohnnyWhitfield BSnarrative.exe had crash
No, because he didn't vote Biden
Gray area
Umm haaa i smell genius!
I just laughed so hard at this now🤣🤣. Can't believe it took a year for UA-cam to bring me this
The fucking dragon ball part killed me dude lmao
"Try telling people you like Dragon Ball Z as a grown white man" The struggle is real
@Metal vocalists With highs please why tf you turned yellow when you held your head
@Metal vocalists With highs please 🤨 says the troll
- "The struggle is real"
- "Stop being a loser"
Damn, looks like the struggle actually is real
@Metal vocalists With highs please please, shut the fuck up
@@wudenbachs Such a good comment lmao
The comedy and satire of this channel is advancing to levels we didn't even know were possible.
All of the jokes in this skit were inspired by real people saying real things. It really writes itself
He’s essentially the walking human incarnation of South Park
@@matto4897 na knew it was possible never knew we had anyone alive with the balls to do it.
Its what snl COULD be if it wasnt democrat propoganda. Its what snl IS when they have based ppl like dave Chappelle onn
@@imnothonestbutyoureinteresting South Park hasn’t been as good lately and I think it’s because real life is such a joke it’s hard to even parody real life anymore. What used to be a funny joke because it was absurd, is now shockingly true, and a little scary. Go rewatch the episode where Mr Garrison has the sex change. It’s INSANE how much they predicted 10 years ahead of time. They were straight up trying to warn us this stuff was coming and I personally didn’t realize it until Trump showed up.
“It always works out for Kanye. doesn’t it?”
In retrospect: Not always
I watched this and a Biden election ad video IMMEDIATELY followed. lol! Gold!
"Try telling people you like Dragon Ball Z as a grown white man!"
This speaks to me on a personal level.
You're not alone. There are others out there.
@@daleiverson6822 I found out accidentally that one of my coworkers loves DBZ (and Abridged), so I get to drop so many references on a weekly basis. It's great.
@@joshghz See? I told you!
Dodge!!!
@@sbbosch Damn you, Pavlov.
“Some dude just gave me an Atheist pamphlet.” 😆😆😆
I’m dead.
christopher Vance that was a ballot
Imagine the election just got stolen in America and you walk around wherever Ryan lives handing pamphlets about atheism.
I’d love to think he was actually handed the pamphlet, however, I’m pretty sure it’s part of the bit.
RDC smoking joe
@Thomas Chrombly the FUNCTION of religion is to provide a totalizing worldview, a system of ethics, and a sense of meaning, purpose, and place in the world. A religion doesn't have to be theistic to do that. Look at Buddhism, or Black Lives Matter.
“It always works out for Kanye doesn’t it”
Two years later…
"It always works out for Kanye doesn't it?"
This aged so well! 🤣🤣🤣
They're joking, but when Cubans flipped Florida for Trump; they suddenly became white.
Poor guy u get use to it my grandma told me what type of black man doesn't like Obama next morning I woke up Chinese
Lol, as if they get to decide which group is latino or not
Most of those cubans are actually white.
@@alejulul2379 Democrats are full of identity politics ideologues, so when they refer to whiteness they're referring to an "ideology of whiteness" that they are accusing Cubans of attempting to adopt; because of how they voted.
Because they will confiscate your race card if you don't jump when told, which is what they are doing when they call Cuban's white, because of how they voted.
It's not simply a statement about skin colour. They've been classified as a people it's ok to hate and discriminate against now.
Some Cubans are just traumatized.
0:50 after that she went on Twitter and told the epic story of how she stood up against harassment. And all her followers went “YASS SIS 👏”
"omg I was SEXUALLY HARASSED today on the street"
I can’t tell you how much I despise people like that... So goddamn annoying
She called him ugly though, a classic case of lookism. If he had been handsome then there wouldn't be an issue and thats discrimination.
@@TheMattew777 I hope you're joking lol.
@@madamebkrt I thought I had made it very obvious but Poe's law I guess.
0:48 She waited her whole life for this moment. Sad.
"It always works out for kanye doesnt it"
_"hey what's up, girl?"_
famous last words, holy shit
lol muslim women don't have to deal with this cat calling crap. No cat calling or being called a terrorist in Malaysia, Indonesia, or muslim country. Only being called a terrorist in a non muslim country about once or twice a year. Most women in New York get cat called once or twice a day, can get pretty annoying.
@@naylisyazwina6836
maybe so but she still could have just ignored him rather than make herself look bad ..
i wonder what you'd say about a girl getting an attitude over some one holding open a door for her when her hands were full ..would you try to justify that too?.....
you realized she's probably an actress for the video right?
@@coito5307 I think not, bro. I think that was a legit femtard calling him out.
@@naylisyazwina6836 oh there’s no need to catcall Muslim women, men just takes them by the hair.
“I can’t call girls bitches now without social repercussions.” 😭 😆 underrated line! funny af but also sadly true.
Why is it *sadly true*, it's a disrespectful term. Would you want to call girls that?
@@MrSpock-mg9dh are you serious?? Ima give you the benefit of a doubt and assume you aren’t familiar with that segment of Black culture.
In the ghetto women are referred to as bitches and hoes constantly to the point it’s like an ingrained way of speech. It’s why Black rappers are ‘allowed’ to degrade women and call them bitches all the time in their music or in basic conversation - a white musician will be vilified QUICK as a misogynist and possibly have their career screwed over for saying the exact same thing.
That’s why it’s ‘sadly true.’
@@TheRockyCroweThen what did u mean? That it is sadly true that black people can but white people can't? Is it something to be jealous of?????
@@MrSpock-mg9dh lol what? No. it means the opposite, it’s sad that it’s considered normal/common for a Black guy to call women bitches in the first place.
@@MrSpock-mg9dh Do you know what a joke is?
Must’ve watched this 100 times in the last 3 years, I laugh every time
“It always turns out well for Kanye” that aged very well
Leave women alone, she's literally chasing after him. For saying hello.
yup. American women.
As a white man.... Lets see how her reaction is with a brotha?
@@darkmatters6525 Depends on which of her two software programs is stronger; her feminist one, or her "diversity is our strength" one.
@@TheStraightestWhitest That name inspires alpha-ness.
@@kevinboros7427 I try.
I still stop by and watch this couple years later from time to time.
I used to be Italian, but then I ate at the Olive Garden and now I'm not!
OMG this is hilarious. I'm glad someone made a joke about the whole "You're not black if you don't vote for me" thing. That's not how or why people should vote for their candidates.
Yes, it is, actually. Generally, you should vote for the candidate who doesn't want you dead and doesn't think you're biologically inferior to another person. This goes for any group of people. Same reason the Jews, for the most part, didn't like Hitler. There were definitely Jews who supported Hitler back then. They supported him because he was charismatic and they didn't think he was being serious. Doesn't that sound like someone we know?
Donald Trump: "Laziness is a trait in blacks"
Black Conservatives: "Oh, he was just joking!"
@@dec5847 I agree. But Biden and black people is just being controlled by democrats so yeahhh.....
@@dec5847 Biden's "negros and blacks" quote is the best. And blacks ain't as diverse as Hispanics.
@@i-v-l9335 Agreed. Here's an idea: they're both bad. Put them both in prison. Isn't that crazy how I can hold him accountable for things because I'm on the left and they're the same to me?
@@dec5847 Bro the Surinamese joke about their own laziness all the time. And Biden definitely does think "negros" are biologically inferior to him and other whites. "Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids." He's automatically assuming whites to have a superior life to other races, who are poor by default to him. This is actually racist to White people as well.
"I don't want my kids to grow up in a racial jungle." Yes, the words of someone who doesn't mind having black kids around...
"If you don't vote for me then you ain't black." You're actually defending this?
You do realise that after Obama raised it by 8% across two terms, Trump has lowered black unemployment rate by the same amount in just one term? And black men especially have had fewer charges and sentences during Trump's term than during any other presidential term in US history. The man paid for burned down cars and shops, the result of BLM savagery, with his own money. The MSM doesn't show you this, but it's there, just look it up. Trump loves all Americans. He doesn't care where you're from. If you're a productive American, then he fights for you.
I'm a European and I can see that. Maybe I can see it BECAUSE I'm from Europe. I can be objective. I don't wake up listening to "orange man bad" on the news.
this is the most tasteful, non-offensive race comedy ever.
you did gold.
Currently you have 69 likes. Whoever ruins this number, you ain't black. - Joe Biden
Thanks Karen.
@Menacing Ship thanks obama
I was going to unsubscribe, when I saw that he turned into a white guy, but I eventually felt so sorry for him. :( Sadly, I found out that I was already unsubscribed.
It’s comedy because it’s equally shitting on everyone
Poor guy, he lost his n word pass😭
"Unreasonably fancy suits for normal life"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
as a outsider from Asia, this is the true sense of humor USA needs today
America has no sense of humour and when humour dries up the violence will start to escalate. People are already trying to justify violence , I don't doubt within ten years, these radicalised people are going to start killing people. It'll be like some American version of the cultural revolution except race will become this twisted theme running through it.
How do you know what America needs if you're not part of it? Get over yourself already, i don't come in Asia telling you what people need. For christ sake
@@CosmosProvider I'll do it. They need forks. Chopsticks suck.
@@allamericanslacker2378 that is a racist and un friendly comment
@@malakaragua702 You have no sense of humor.
I am-was-latino. The moment I cast my ballot for Orange Man I completely forgot how to read and write Spanish, which was a bit of a problem because my ballot was in Spanish so I couldn't for the life of me read the descriptions for the local school board candidates. Taco Bell now tastes better to me than my (formerly) favorite burrito place down the street. I'm just so depressed now. I desperately want to drown my sorrows in Modelo but all I can stomach now is Coors.
Underrated comment. Lol
Accordingly to Biden Latino and black communities can no longer find out how to use the internet or computers/phones in general. I don't know how you made it here, but it must've been a long path. Hang in there/
How much do you love telling people you voted for Trump? pathetic
@@rickross9829 Yes, how dare they vote for a president leading peace not war with other countries, preventing humanitarian crisis's on the border, keeping our economy out of a recession, fighting opioid & non-transparent medical payments, and more. Lets instead all vote for the racist dementia patient who can't even walk up a flight of steps.
@@rickross9829 I love it.
I watched this in repeat just to laugh over and over again😂😂😂 too funny dude
The camera work, line delivery, and facial expression for the atheism pamphlet part is pure comedy gold.
This could be interesting for a movie, no joke.
There's actually a movie like this,
it's called Watermelon Man.
White Chicks was kind of like this.
But Eddie Murphy has to play all characters.
Well....Watermelon Man Existed ( White Man Wakes up as a Black man)
It was awkward
@@Random-Draw-Time
WM is funny AF!!!
There should’ve been a remake starring Wesley Snipes.
As a black person this is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “what’s up my fellow n-...business associate...”
Edit: I am literally lightskin black, my father is Jamaican, you will see that if you watch some of my older videos, I am not “Mr. Dolezal” like bruh 🤣🤦🏽♂️ignorance is bliss
Curb your black person. Who's that in your videos?
@@KaarelMaaler he voted biden
This video is actually very accurate. Anyone who voted for tRump who told black people to go back where they come from, is a straight sellout.
Damn right, Mr Dolezal.
Trump never said that.. It was Biden who wanted to keep schools segregated. He said that Obama was the first mainstream smart good looking black man
I’ve never laugh/cried so much in the past couple of months. Well done!
“I’m frikkin singing Nickleback now!” 🤣🤣🤣
“Try telling people you love Dragon Ball Z as a grown white man”
Still nothing compared to telling people you love My little pony as a grown black man.
I felt that and I'm not even a grown man or black
I felt that, and I don't even watch My Little Pony.
I felt that, and I don't even have a pp
Im a 23 yr old white male and i love dragon ball. I could care less what anyone thinks. To any black man who likes my little poney, you do you man. Lol
Mood
“It always works out for Kayne, doesn’t it”
It does.
**VOTE THIRD PARTY** ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html
Now all I need is y'all to pronounce my name. It's Kanye, but some of my plaques, they still say "Kayne"
Nothing more slippery than a gay fish
@@ezra7045 More slippery than a Minnow's WeWe!
That "what's up girl" escalated quickly. She sounded like the queen of all feminists
“Can’t call women b$&@?s now without social repercussions” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least someone is still funny, it's like a comedy desert in the mainstream.
Not just funny but bold. Ryan goes where angels (and esp. whites) fear to tread. Only the black comedians are still somewhat edgy, but even they've been reigned in. It's all so safe and droll now.
There is still life in the desert. The mainstream is more like the vacuum of space, just an absolute void.
Maybe it’ll get better, now that Biden won comedians can’t just bash Trump for their whole act.
@@saintejeannedarc9460 Black comedians never go "there" with black people though.
The mark of a true clown is one without loyalties.
@@saintejeannedarc9460 Tim Dillon. Chris Defestano. Doug Stanhope. Uhh.. that’s all I have to add for now.
It may be a skit but the pain i felt for white Ryan being berated by whaman on the street was 100% real feels.
Often times they don't hate you for being black as much as they just hate you for being male.
@@maskedbadass6802Truth
@@maskedbadass6802 She wouldn't have reacted like that if he was black. She would have laughed it off, enjoyed it, or just accepted it so she didn't look 'racist'
@@MansterBear exactly
goto the gym then incel
The Thomas Sowell name drop made me lol, good shit
I must have been living under a rock. Just now seeing this. Golden.
🤣👏💥
"wassup my ni-"
"Oh I forgot I didn't vote for Biden"
It makes me incredibly gleeful when there's somebody who realizes the facts
lool
Thank you for this comment
Whats wrong with your nose dude?
"Try telling people you like Dragonball Z as a grown white man!"
I felt that.
But your a women
That's going to be me in a few years.
@@josephtheoracle3344 Am I?
@@RetirededKat oh no
@Honey Badger run comrade before the lure you in!
This piece is so good, I had to watch it more than once.
Ryan Long actually DOES look like a white guy who used to black.
And yet voting for Biden still hasn't turned Shaun King black. The world is so unfair. XD
OH
🤣🤣🤣😂
Win!
Theres not a black bone in his body.... unlllesssss... okay ya know what nevermind lol
Nothing will ever make him black! He's so close to blacking up now it's funny. Surely cultural appropriation in its purest form not to mention desperation but as long as you vote joe their all fine with it!
"Ryan Long is just as good as a white comedian" Joe Biden
😆 😆👏🏽🤗😆😀👏🏽
Bad wording holy fuck
@@moggtheboss3087 the joke
you
@@moggtheboss3087 The actual quote by Biden is "poor kids are just as bright as white kids". And yeah, it's poor wording...... by Joe.
“He told me didn’t cut lettuce.” 😭
I can’t believe this has been out there for 2 years and I am just seeing it now. Love you Ryan Long! Your delivery is tight and don’t get me started on the jokes . . . “Can’t say bitches anymore without social repercussions.” 😂 “I guess I’ll be an environmentalist now I dunno.” 😂
Democrats: "that's rac- wait Biden said it? Thats fine"
Biden's said so many racist things, like saying black people are all the same... But I'm sure he's not racist. Trump is.
Literally no one says that. People just wanted trump out of office. Anyone could have ran and won
@@BB-cn6mk People would have voted for Hitler the TDS is so strong. People are insane.
@@BB-cn6mk There's literally a whole youtube video dedicated to that. People do say that
@@BB-cn6mk Biden said that, you're wrong.
He's got the opposite of what Uncle Ruckus had. Lucky bastard.
I love you man, this needs to spread
Try telling people you love Dragon Ball Z as a grown white man 🤣
That is so true it hurts. My buddy did that and the girl was like ok so I did it after and she was like "Oh I love dbz."
That just dawned on me. Back in the 90s only young white and Asian guys really into anime would publicly display that. Now, most DBZ shirts and hats I see are worn by grown black dude in their 20s or 30s. I think it's just some kind of fashion. Remember a decade or so back when almost only black guys were seen wearing those skeleton hoodies?
@@tigerburn81 That actually explains a lot. Also white, people were not enthused about my love of DBZ back in the 90s.
This line got me.
shit got real with that one
That girl was a little bit wayyyyyy too intense for “what’s up girl”
eh, it's somewhat understandable.
The absolute state of white women
because todays society encourages this kinda thing. south park be the real profit tho
@@Jp-do9ny that's why lots of white dude have yellow fever towards asian girls
@@jimmyrebel9385 That's because 90% of them dont want black guys but white ones.
“What’s up girl” is rape nowadays
Dude. My heart broke watching this. Hang in there. They are working on reversing this crap. I heard there’s a team of scientists/rappers somewhere in a hidden lab in Detroit’s inner city that was able to return one ‘black man’ to his normal state; well almost, and it did change back pretty quick, but it shows there is hope. Stay strong!
"Some dude gave me an Aetheism pamphlet"
LOOOL
Didn't get that joke :(
@@maheskumaarra4773 I think it's that white atheists are always the ones trying to forcefully convert people by bullying them into submission and then claiming that they're atheist because religions forcefully convert other people, which is pretty ironic
@@filippians413 exactly man, personally even though I'm a Christian, I feel like some atheists can be the funniest and coolest people you can meet because they're less prone to being offended. Unfortunately, its very hard to find these types of atheists nowadays, especially online. In my 7th grade physical science class (baby physics basically) my teacher would literally get visibly irritated whenever someone would say something as little as "bless you" or "oh my god" and he would always rant about how bad religion is or how every Republican is an evil racist (he was also a far leftist no surprise there) even though the class has nothing to do with those things. He would tell us he was "educating us correctly" but it was pretty clear he was trying to indoctrinate us, the best thing is that no one in my class at least bought into his bullshit
@@sulfur_americium2993 yeah, i call those types anti-theists. A true atheist probably shouldnt care what others believe.
@@sulfur_americium2993 AH! did you just... over generalize atheists? I can't believe that you'd say that!!!! Oh my non-existing goooood... You will rot on the ground i tell you!!!11!
“Chelsea called me to remind me that I’m black” lmfao 😭😭
We need to remind her that she's supposed to be a comedian so unless she's being funny she should stfu. Clearly she needs to shut her other lips as well too.
Literally every joke was him taking the piss out of himself from the third-person
You can't hurt him more than he's already hurt himself, he has become invincible
reverse uncle ruckus
"Try telling people, you like Dragon Ball Z as a grown white man"
He just opened my 3rd eye.
haha facts
As an anime watcher: you guys have trash taste
Please, this ain't YuYu Hakusho
@@jordanl4805 YuYu Hakusho is the best. Outlaw Star takes a close second.
Firstly, catch-up to Dragon Ball Super.
Secondly, there's other Animé out there that is just as good or even better. Watch those. Bleach, Seven Deadly Sins, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Fate series, House of Five Leaves, Gangster, Gungrave, reincarnated as a slime monster, is it ok to pick up girls in a dungeon, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!, Keijo!!!!!, Parasyte, Princess Mononoke, Radiant, Kimetsu no Yaiba, Tokyo Ghoul,
Ixion Saga DT is especially hilarious and manages to be Pro-Trans and offensive to Trans all at once
Thirdly, when you're done with that, grow up, have a wash, change your clothes, go outside and get a job and a girlfriend.
Fourthly, going to Japan will disappoint you unless you're a fan of Stagflation, ethno-homogeneity and kneejerk xenophobia to other cultures, and also a fan of 'chikan'
Fifth: Hand yourself in to the authorities, post-haste. WREKT
Good day.
“50 Cent, Lil Pump, Tom Sowell. They’re all starting to turn.” 😂 If only Sowell had the exposure of either one of them, we wouldn’t be sitting here putting up with this nonsense today. The most illuminating thinker of modern times. Such a shame 🤦♂️ The low information voter...
Thomas Sowells books made me re-think everything I thought to be true. Love that man and it's a shame he isn't required reading.
Thomas Sowell is one of the most brilliant minds of all time. Shame most people haven’t heard of him🙁
I've oftened wondered why a brilliant intellectual like Sowell doesn't get more exposure in the media. This guy was waaay ahead of his time.
@@schmingusss you have to wonder why? in a climate that contains a large number of people who have been conditioned to dislike, and distrust 'intellectuals" (sounds familiar..)
you wonder why someone as capable of expression as Dr. Sowell doesn't get placed in a spot light? I wonder the same about a great many people, like Christopher Hitchens, who I had not heard of until he was dead, or David Foster Wallace, another who was already dead before I found them... we should, I think, be extra thankful that Dr. Sowell is still with us to offer his observations.
hes a quack
That girl was ready to throw hands over a greeting. 🤣🤣
Lowkey diggin it. 😏
0:50 I hope that girl was just having a bad day or something cause wow! No need to freak out on the poor guy, I wasn't even a cat call, he just said "Yeah, what's up girl?" XD
That was actually pretty messed up how harshly that woman reacted to a guy saying hello basically. Was it necessary to call him ugly too? lmao 😂
She ve learned that in a self defense lesson 😁😋
@Eduardo Babyhands I think you underestimate how many miserable crazy people there are just wandering around unchecked today.
Welcome to modern American women
Guys it’s a nod to an old meme
I dont even have to say or do anything for women to say that to me. Lol. Just another day