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  • The Cabin with Bert Kreischer, a five episode Netflix series, was released on October 13, 2020. It stars Bert Kreischer, alongside guests like Tom Segura, Joey Diaz, Bobby Lee, Donnell Rawlings, Caitlyn Jenner, and many more (okay, maybe 7 more). Joe Rogan does not appear on this show, in case you were wondering. The Cabin with Bert Kreischer is also, frankly, unwatchable. However, I'm a big tough guy, so I managed to power through all two and a half hours of Bert's shirtlessness.
    It's the moment absolutely no one's been waiting for! A review of a forgettable Netflix series, released 11 months ago, peppered with the opinions of a man with no comedic credentials, the charm of a hangnail, and the ability to critique media just as well as modern day Roger Ebert (get it? I told you I have no comedic credentials).
    Anyways, I stayed up all night editing this video. My brain hurts, but I like to post videos at 8:25 AM EST, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait till then (and I don't trust scheduled uploads so don't you dare suggest it). I'm literally counting the minutes till I can post this, pass out, and never think about this video again. Does anyone actually read these descriptions? I put way more effort into these than I really should. If you're reading this, drop a "selling lobbies" in the chat so I know you care.
    0:00 Intro
    1:18 Obligatory Patreon Mention (u/overlyenthusiasticyoutuber drops from the call)
    1:36 Episode 1 (MIND, BODY AND SOUL)
    4:13 Episode 2 (TOUGH LOVE)
    6:57 Episode 3 (RELEASE)
    8:47 Episode 4 (FRESH PERSPECTIVES)
    10:54 Episode 5 (NO PAIN, NO GAIN)
    12:54 Rappin' It All Up
    14:15 Conspiracy Afoot?
    16:28 Outro (I Guess)
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  • @michaell4187
    @michaell4187 2 роки тому +586

    Bert is what boring people think interesting people are like

    • @billscanlan5639
      @billscanlan5639 Рік тому +17

      Nailed it

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 Рік тому +7

      Spot on

    • @johnran6015
      @johnran6015 Рік тому +25

      "I did a thing with all these other things combined, and it was like, wooooow soo craaaazy!"

    • @hushlo7575
      @hushlo7575 Рік тому

      Lmao fire

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 Рік тому +2

      Bert is what 12 year olds think interesting people are.

  • @mraBJJ33
    @mraBJJ33 2 роки тому +547

    His audience demanding he tells "the machine" story as his closer every time he does stand up, says all I need to know about the type of audience that enjoys Bert's comedy....

    • @beeman4266
      @beeman4266 Рік тому +34

      Yeah.. I've seen Bert once because a couple friends had tickets and asked me to go. He was alright, I laughed, obviously he told the machine story. I think Bert is an in person kind of comic but he's not amazing or anything.
      Tom Segura though.. good lord he's amazing live.

    • @zitofan4life
      @zitofan4life Рік тому +3

      @@beeman4266 I hope to see Tommy live one day. He is incredibly talented

    • @badgermetal
      @badgermetal Рік тому +6

      Tom is the only reason I can listen to the 2 bears podcast.

    • @beaupeterson188
      @beaupeterson188 Рік тому

      Good point.

    • @beeman4266
      @beeman4266 Рік тому

      @Head Piece I don't drink but that definitely plays a part in Bert's success. When you're in a comedy club you're gonna be more likely to laugh than watching something at home. Also Bert is decent at controlling the crowd.
      That being said.. I wouldn't go see him again, if you've heard the machine story once then you've seen every stand up routine he's done. He's not a good comic by any means, he was funnier than Rogan though imo. I don't understand how Rogan became a famous comic, he's just a genuinely unfunny person. I can't recall every laughing a single time at something he said on his podcast. Meanwhile Segura or Tim Dillon will have you crying laughing every time they're on.
      But yeah Bert kinda sucks at comedy.

  • @williamwhite8355
    @williamwhite8355 Рік тому +76

    The fact that Bert has had so many TV shows and now a movie proves how out of touch these executives are with the actual audience

    • @oblivion2ugaming
      @oblivion2ugaming Рік тому +2

      Maybe you're not the audience?

    • @williamwhite8355
      @williamwhite8355 Рік тому +1

      @@oblivion2ugaming chill dude

    • @oblivion2ugaming
      @oblivion2ugaming Рік тому +4

      @@williamwhite8355 I thought that was pretty chill

    • @Jeezy3k
      @Jeezy3k Рік тому

      That’s exactly what Bert’s audience wants lol. We just hating cause we don’t like Bert to begin with

    • @rocknroll19842
      @rocknroll19842 Рік тому

      You think they keep making new shows with him if the weren't making money

  • @buggedyoutubeaccount3549
    @buggedyoutubeaccount3549 2 роки тому +682

    Bert always came across to me as the desperate kid in school , hence taking his top off and doing dumb embarrassing shit hoping the bullies give him a pat on the back.

    • @rhysperegrine5100
      @rhysperegrine5100 Рік тому +6

      But the bullies DID give him a pat on the back, because he's genuinely likeable and funny. I bet he didn't even have to drink his own pee or give himself a wedgie.

    • @bleachboys3623
      @bleachboys3623 Рік тому +12

      Do the truffle shuffle

    • @sammyswishem8020
      @sammyswishem8020 Рік тому +9

      @@rhysperegrine5100 I hope this is satire lol

    • @achildnamedhotchick1739
      @achildnamedhotchick1739 Рік тому +2

      he’s EXACTLY like my homie Justin from 7th grade. I mean EXACTLY like Justin

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому

      He’s that retarded kid who everyone laughed at. He was never in on the joke.

  • @cubeincubes
    @cubeincubes 2 роки тому +926

    Even when i used to drink everyday i never thought Bert was funny.

    • @ticket67
      @ticket67 2 роки тому +59

      He laughs very hard at his own jokes and fools some people into thinking something is funny.

    • @shaiapouf442
      @shaiapouf442 2 роки тому +46

      I drink everyday and hes not funny

    • @chrisclarke619
      @chrisclarke619 2 роки тому +3

      I'm make Bert look like a pastor and I hate him

    • @JimeLello
      @JimeLello 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you

    • @orenthalsimpson
      @orenthalsimpson 2 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @mikeperry7335
    @mikeperry7335 2 роки тому +340

    bert just isn't very funny imo I just don't get it

    • @johnhoover7278
      @johnhoover7278 Рік тому +10

      Super rich parents…

    • @Michael-nc3ib
      @Michael-nc3ib Рік тому

      Fuck u guy, ur mom is fat and you won’t except that you’re gay

    • @johnb.shakoor2352
      @johnb.shakoor2352 Рік тому +6

      He seems so full of himself to me.

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 Рік тому

      His stand up in person is hilarious, but his other ventures just don't do it for me

    • @artvandelay48
      @artvandelay48 Рік тому +3

      He’s terrible I’m with you on that. He only tells stories that make him seem “cool” and “ “hilarious” “ everyone stood up and slow clapped” type shit

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr Рік тому +515

    Bert is the very reason we have terms like “overexposed”. I don’t know a single person who’s like “yeah man, I’m a *huge* Bert Kreisher fan” yet the dude has like 12 podcasts/shows and each one feels more desperate than the last.

    • @EmpureMedia
      @EmpureMedia Рік тому +15

      Bruh forreal. How can you really even manage 3+ podcasts without hemorrhaging viewers

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Рік тому +8

      Yet he has LOADS OF THEM. Listen to anyone who was just on his tour he gets pops like a rockstar

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 Рік тому

      Dude, you have no idea... i know several die hard fans its FUCKED

    • @urbanarmory
      @urbanarmory Рік тому +4

      I mean it's the only medium where he's at least mildly entertaining, then he's that mild loser friend you've got slowly circling the drain, which can be amusing. When he tries basically at all, he fails.

    • @TheReelMcCoySC
      @TheReelMcCoySC Рік тому

      I’m glad someone said it! You can throw Tom Segura’s wife on that list too. I cant watch your moms house cause she is unwatchable

  • @tomknibbs2273
    @tomknibbs2273 2 роки тому +169

    Basically if you wanna be a "comedian", just become friends with Joe Rogan

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 2 роки тому +6

      DC's Netflix special is coming out in August I think

    • @theymademepickaname1248
      @theymademepickaname1248 Рік тому +1

      @@beenrue5672 I think you're joking, but it seems completely plausible.

    • @yusukeurameshi6620
      @yusukeurameshi6620 Рік тому +4

      @@beenrue5672 Honestly DC would be a better comic than Bert

  • @HansKlopek
    @HansKlopek 2 роки тому +761

    The west coast comic scene is proof meritocracy is out the window. It's all about who you know.

    • @patreeky5975
      @patreeky5975 2 роки тому +59

      Like many other fields right now (such as science) comedy is undergoing a coordinated attack. Comedians have always had a very important role in this world, and ‘they’ are trying to end it. Simply knowing the truth doesn’t matter; anyone can do that, but convincing others of truth is where the real challenge is; especially if everything the masses know is a lie. But a good comedian is a master at wielding the truth. They can forever change the way you think; and make you laugh while doing it. They can breakdown reality in its rawest form; so raw that even a moderately brainwashed person will be unable to deny the truth being spoken
      When the world gets bent enough; you can kill truth. But you don’t kill truth by only lying; you kill truth by killing those who can wield it. To help ensure the new world order; comedy has to be controlled. Comedians have to be terrified to tell the truth. They need to self censor themselves and make sure they don’t offend anyone. The funny thing about truth is, it’s ALWAYS offensive. To not be offensive is to be a liar. A world where masters of truth are only allowed to tell lies, is hell
      The entire reason unfunny people are becoming comedy headliners is precisely because they aren’t comedians. They are just clowns who stand for nothing. Hollywood wants an army of Brendan Schuabs and Bert Kreishers; and there’s no amount of money they wouldn’t pay to make it a reality

    • @Featheon
      @Featheon 2 роки тому +15

      even h3h3's girl-talk podcast?

    • @THE.FAKENEWS
      @THE.FAKENEWS 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah with pc culture, stand up is done for. People are too afraid to be judged for laughing. Sad stuff

    • @shaiapouf442
      @shaiapouf442 2 роки тому +16

      Nyc comics still got it

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 роки тому +6

      Or who you blow…

  • @MrTmoney365
    @MrTmoney365 2 роки тому +477

    All these sad comedians really makes me miss what Patrice brought to comedy even more!

    • @Utrechtborn
      @Utrechtborn 2 роки тому +45

      Can you imagine? Patrice would be smashing these fools daily

    • @max2493
      @max2493 2 роки тому +1

      Facts!!

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 2 роки тому +16

      @FilledWithAwesome Are you judging him off Furry Vengeance and a couple episodes of The Office? The better yardstick would be his stand-up and Tough Crowd

    • @Imnottapinata
      @Imnottapinata 2 роки тому +14

      @FilledWithAwesome You’re insane. Either that, or you’ve never seen Elephant in the Room.

    • @Michael-kn2kw
      @Michael-kn2kw 2 роки тому +9

      Patrice was best on O&A and Tough Crowd.
      His stand up is still top tier, but not as good as him going back and forth with other comics.

  • @emeyeare
    @emeyeare Рік тому +20

    Bert’s the guy u know that comes up and asks u how ur doing, but before u can respond he’s already half way through a story about himself…and by the time u react to that story he’s already finished said good bye and is walking off

  • @RockPuncher
    @RockPuncher 2 роки тому +53

    Burt Kresicher stopped drinking for one month in his life, and he's never stopped bragging about it.

  • @HughezyEntertainment
    @HughezyEntertainment 2 роки тому +575

    I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who think he's not funny, sometimes i think i'm going nuts when i don't find of these popular comedians to actually be funny

    • @GalacticWrestlingFederation
      @GalacticWrestlingFederation 2 роки тому +15

      Everyone is a hack. Can't wait for your Netflix special Hughezy

    • @sca8217
      @sca8217 2 роки тому +22

      Truth is, The O&A platform raises your humor expectations to such heights that these other hacks just don't compare.

    • @justinroark88
      @justinroark88 2 роки тому +1

      Do you still do the podcast with Konnan and Disco?

    • @HughezyEntertainment
      @HughezyEntertainment 2 роки тому +1

      @@justinroark88 for them, sadly i do

    • @HughezyEntertainment
      @HughezyEntertainment 2 роки тому +6

      @@GalacticWrestlingFederation it's called Hughezy: UNCHAINED

  • @jmcmike4407
    @jmcmike4407 2 роки тому +163

    But guys… HE TOOK OFF HIS *SHIRT!*

    • @runtherockies7
      @runtherockies7 2 роки тому +1

      Actually from what I’ve heard, taking off the shirt isn’t a bit, every time he’s done Standup with it on he sweats the thing soaking wet, it’s function over form

    • @Vergil666.
      @Vergil666. Рік тому +1

      @@runtherockies7 every comedian gets sweaty on stage. Even in shape dudes like Bill Burr, and John Mulaney. It's because that spotlight gets warm fast, and most comedians move around a lot during their act. Like I've done some stand up in that past and it gets hot up there, I'd be pouring sweat and I'm only like 140lbs. It's just a bit Burt is doing to stand out, he's openly admitted to it in multiple interviews. What I wanna know is why people get hyped to catch a fat alcoholic's smelly t-shirt.

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial Рік тому +15

    Bert just has to maintain that level of drunk where he can remember most of his "Steamed Ham" stories without his imposter syndrome killing the momentum

  • @gorillamcguilla2275
    @gorillamcguilla2275 Рік тому +17

    Bert, the dude who joined a fraternity and never grew out of it.

  • @OmegaBlack85
    @OmegaBlack85 2 роки тому +19

    "You stink up the whole room when you walk in and its really bad".....

  • @mikehunt3514
    @mikehunt3514 2 роки тому +170

    I always thought Burt was an unfunny little kid. He handles himself as if you let a 10 year old sit with the adults

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 2 роки тому +103

    These spawn of Rogan all have 59 podcasts and are most of each other's guests. The fresh stories and conversations ran out years ago, I've no idea why Netflix joined this derailing train so late.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 2 роки тому +27

      Its one big unfunny circlejerk.

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator 2 роки тому +1

      They all need removing from comedy, heaf first.

    • @jasoncolleran2178
      @jasoncolleran2178 2 роки тому +5

      joey and tom are funny as fuck

    • @Oakshield2
      @Oakshield2 2 роки тому +13

      @@jasoncolleran2178 I'll agree on Tom. Joey has some good stories, but personally I don't find him funny in conversation.

    • @jasoncolleran2178
      @jasoncolleran2178 2 роки тому +1

      @@Oakshield2 yeah thats a good point , I like joey's stand up and stories but not his conversations so much

  • @brillbillbutstill
    @brillbillbutstill Рік тому +43

    Bert is to comedy is what I am to sobriety. I think of it all the time, but actually commiting to the task is nearly impossible

    • @senseiii3986
      @senseiii3986 Рік тому

      Lol

    • @jjj5413
      @jjj5413 10 місяців тому

      Hang in there.

    • @AnotherOak
      @AnotherOak 3 місяці тому +1

      If you're an alcoholic, I hope you get better.

    • @brillbillbutstill
      @brillbillbutstill 3 місяці тому

      @@AnotherOak I am actually. Thank u. I wish Bert would get better at comedy, however. No amount of therapy could help with that.

  • @countof3everybodyOD
    @countof3everybodyOD 2 роки тому +231

    I knew Bert was a bum well, long ago, but it became abundantly clear when he and Burr had Norton on their podcast and he was like guys let’s get some land or a cabin and just film it it’ll be wild and they just absolutely tore him up for it

    • @achildnamedhotchick1739
      @achildnamedhotchick1739 Рік тому +18

      I have no idea how genius like burr can even stomach being around a hack like Burt I don’t get it. Bill and Tom realistically shouldn’t even shake a stick at this guy let alone have multiple podcast with him. Him of all people? Like how? How has he been on a 10+ year tear crushing it and literally all his material is garbage and elementary. He acts like this kid I knew in middle school to the teeth it’s honestly eerie.

    • @2112c
      @2112c Рік тому +15

      @@achildnamedhotchick1739 to a tee* nothing to with teeth homeboy 🤣

    • @mightymoeish
      @mightymoeish Рік тому

      @@achildnamedhotchick1739 Burr has some very hack moments, and only very recently got into good Hollywood shit on the regular. He probably had to do whatever he could to promote.

    • @jamesoclaire4512
      @jamesoclaire4512 Рік тому +10

      ​@@achildnamedhotchick1739 holy shit did you really think the expression was "to the teeth?"
      Can't take knowledge for granite, I guess

    • @tron.44
      @tron.44 Рік тому +4

      ​@@jamesoclaire4512 lol. For granite=for granted. Or for gran ted.

  • @mikek191
    @mikek191 2 роки тому +18

    I can’t believe you watched this. Thanks?

  • @AfroGaz71
    @AfroGaz71 2 роки тому +95

    Not a fan of Bert, but fair play to him for making the most of his limited talent.

    • @MrSplintex
      @MrSplintex Рік тому

      i just dont understand how some people have so much confidence, maybe just lack of awareness, but dont they ever listen or read reviews of their stuff?

    • @zeramoke
      @zeramoke Рік тому +3

      Talent?

  • @DennisHyde14
    @DennisHyde14 Рік тому +9

    Bert won't even have a conversation with his friends unless he can record it and monetize it.

  • @VanguardSolarEnergy
    @VanguardSolarEnergy 2 роки тому +125

    I’ve never heard of this show, but I didn’t realize Bert was married to the librarian from my elementary school. Good for Mrs. Nederschmidt. I guess she’d be about 85 now.

    • @klopeck
      @klopeck 2 роки тому +7

      She actually looks like a younger version of the librarian from Ghostbusters.

    • @scorcoz
      @scorcoz 2 роки тому +11

      Bert has hosted at least 25 shows that you've never heard of and hopefully never will

    • @PrivatelyHanging
      @PrivatelyHanging 2 роки тому

      I've never met a lady that looked or was a libertarian who wasn't a bitch

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 2 роки тому +3

      She really does

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 2 роки тому +1

      @@scorcoz dick riding Bert. LMMFAO

  • @immenseLOTUS
    @immenseLOTUS 2 роки тому +21

    Get ready for that copyright strike bud, Bert's on a roll.

  • @traviswilson329
    @traviswilson329 Рік тому +8

    You know Bert stole the “machine” story. It never happened to him. A version of it happened to someone else and he decided to start telling the story as if it was him.

    • @BuMPiHD
      @BuMPiHD 10 місяців тому +1

      Fr,

  • @zackfromtheburgh
    @zackfromtheburgh 2 роки тому +34

    This actually put me in a bad mood. The shuck 'n jive is real. Patrice saw it coming and you can only imagine how disgusted he was that you have to "compete" with unmitigated SHITE like this to be recognized (while you're still alive).

    • @tomb6724
      @tomb6724 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @liamwilkins1332
      @liamwilkins1332 Рік тому +3

      Yeah. Remember when Patrice said he was gonna die in obscurity and was kinda right ?

    • @ccpreddevils25
      @ccpreddevils25 Рік тому +2

      Everytime Bert talks about being around Patrice, u can get the idea that he was annoyed by his antics and need for attention

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude 2 роки тому +103

    Man can we trade Bert for Norm?

    • @tecumseh7550
      @tecumseh7550 2 роки тому

      well, uh...the thing about that....um.....

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 2 роки тому +3

      So we can replace a fat overrated comedian with a dead overrated comedian?

    • @dominicraynes1569
      @dominicraynes1569 2 роки тому +1

      Best comment ever!

    • @stargazeification
      @stargazeification Рік тому +3

      Yes please! Damn I miss norm!

    • @kewltony
      @kewltony Рік тому +5

      I would trade 6 million Ari Shafir's for 1 Norm

  • @abuckeye26
    @abuckeye26 2 роки тому +22

    I can't stand him, I've never thought he was funny and his shirtless set gimmick is played

  • @mikewebster8224
    @mikewebster8224 Рік тому +5

    That "Pretending to be Italian with Joey D." had me fucking rollin'. Sums up that loudmouths existence in a nutshell

  • @dominicraynes1569
    @dominicraynes1569 2 роки тому +52

    Bert’s boys with Rogan. That’s literally the only reason Bert Kreisher and Brendan Shaub are comedians. I know comedy, like art is subjective… but neither are funny to me. I can only really speak for myself, because they somehow have an audience.

    • @booognish
      @booognish 2 роки тому +7

      Bert is a legit comedian, schaub is a joke.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 2 роки тому +5

      Buddy Bert has been doing comedy for a long time. Long before he went on Rogan.

    • @BigSalv
      @BigSalv 2 роки тому +3

      Can't put Bert in the same boat as Brendan, Burt is legit hilarious and always has been.

    • @dominicraynes1569
      @dominicraynes1569 2 роки тому +2

      Sorry. I don’t find Bert funny. I did say in my initial post, that I can only speak for myself. And thats exactly what I did. I’ve never heard of Bert until he was on Rogans podcast. After he was on Rogans podcast, he all the sudden came front and center in my Netflix feed with like 4 specials. Just sayin, he blew up after being on Rogan. The same way comedians blew up back in the day after being on Johnny Carson.

    • @tapset
      @tapset 2 роки тому +3

      @@BigSalv he's not hilarious but he's miles better than Brendan shlub

  • @russsnyder2026
    @russsnyder2026 2 роки тому +107

    Seeing Burt cry over that mentally deranged Frankenstein creation was tough to watch

    • @docnotL
      @docnotL 2 роки тому +18

      Those tears were made up to score Hollywood woke points.

    • @russsnyder2026
      @russsnyder2026 2 роки тому +17

      @@docnotL so Burr has rubbed off on him

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 роки тому +12

      Exactly. Burr is as hateable as it gets now sadly...his feminazi horror of a wife and L.A. has ruined him

    • @dmoney7784
      @dmoney7784 2 роки тому

      @@russsnyder2026 what the fuck?😂

    • @dmoney7784
      @dmoney7784 2 роки тому +3

      @@russsnyder2026 its not funny how you take bill burr not having completely conservative view points for being fake woke somehow like you have all the fuckin answers😂😂

  • @mrblon
    @mrblon 2 роки тому +44

    Who would have thought that e-rock is the only one left with a shred of dignity.

    • @darthyvardyreal
      @darthyvardyreal 2 роки тому +4

      A shred much like a shred of bacon.

    • @mrblon
      @mrblon 2 роки тому +5

      Shredded lettuce. Which im certian he's never eaten before

    • @920WASHBURN
      @920WASHBURN 2 роки тому +5

      Erock will be shaking off the o and a years for the rest of his life. Ohhh the abuse of erock.

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 2 роки тому +2

      That's not actually erock, you nerd

    • @victorherrera2418
      @victorherrera2418 2 роки тому +2

      Hey I just found this channel and am low key retarded. Is that actually him?

  • @ExtremelyOnlineGuy
    @ExtremelyOnlineGuy Рік тому +13

    The fact that stav featured on his show and subsequently left the pod speaks volumes. And I’ve read all of them.

  • @Theboyfugzhard
    @Theboyfugzhard Рік тому +50

    Bert is the most insufferable comedian

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 2 роки тому +10

    he got porsalin's doc of him taken down. What a slobbo!

  • @MrM1lkcoupon
    @MrM1lkcoupon Рік тому +6

    The RuneScape soundtrack made me appreciate this even more. I thought there was something I was missing as to why I never think Bert's funny despite enjoying many of his friend's work. I'm glad we're the sane ones, and I appreciate you watching this so I didn't have to.

  • @justinroark88
    @justinroark88 2 роки тому +19

    Bret's wife looks like ambien-tweet-era Roseanne

  • @flutebasket4294
    @flutebasket4294 2 роки тому +137

    Bert is the epitome of everything wrong, not just with modern comedy, but modern culture entirely

    • @PiTjlang
      @PiTjlang 2 роки тому +4

      So true

    • @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539
      @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 2 роки тому +7

      >multi millionaire that works really hard to maintain thay status
      >father of 2 with an amazing wife
      >best friend is one of the funniest human beings alive (Tom S.)
      >gets to party 24/7 its literally his job
      Yeah hes such an emerassment, really straying away from the american dream.

    • @Sapphire.solstice
      @Sapphire.solstice 2 роки тому +11

      @@waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 Tom segura is very far from one of the funniest people alive, he’s not even one of the funniest people in the comedy business. What do you know like 4 or 5 comedians?

    • @doubledont4949
      @doubledont4949 Рік тому +4

      @@waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 lmao right dude like I don't think the guy is funny either and think this show is dumb but saying he's "everything wrong with society" is dramatic as fuck and ridiculous to say lmfso

    • @nomernomznomz6015
      @nomernomznomz6015 Рік тому

      @@waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 facts bro, haters gonna hate.

  • @PrincipledUncertainty
    @PrincipledUncertainty 2 роки тому +44

    Bert made me reverse my opinion on brutal murder.

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 2 роки тому +1

      He makes me hate being white

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 2 роки тому +101

    Bert wanted this show to highlight that he has some substance beneath the fat drunk who takes his clothes off and has the comedy act of a 7th grader. However, Netflix stood by on set, threw a stack of money and a thong at him and said, "DANCE, MONKEY!", to which King Shill happily obliged.
    I actually watched this tripe, and Big Jay really does have a vibe of "what the hell am I doing here??".

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 2 роки тому +1

      Trite*

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 2 роки тому +6

      Burt seems like a fun guy to party with and is probably a good family man irl. Never understood why people thought he was so funny though. He reminds me of a good natured friend who isn’t very smart and is just averagely funny but you still hang with him because hey why the fuck not he’s nice enough but like you’d never tell him he should be a comedian and you’ll know he’ll work at Amazon until he dies.

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator 2 роки тому +2

      @@vaughncollins1386 good family man? Uh i’d rethink that.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 2 роки тому

      @@Gematrinator Is there something I’m not aware of?

    • @Here2shtpst
      @Here2shtpst 2 роки тому +2

      I’m a 7th grade teacher and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t insult them by claiming Bret is as mature as them.

  • @daveyjoneslocker4703
    @daveyjoneslocker4703 2 роки тому +9

    I watch videos like these to absorb the cringe through a safe filter, but I’m still getting cringe overload through this filter.

  • @GamrMonstr
    @GamrMonstr Рік тому +3

    My parents came to visit me awhile back. Put on one of Bert’s specials, they haven’t been back since.

  • @Scrimparmy
    @Scrimparmy 2 роки тому +59

    The only way I’d have watched this is if his first and last guest was a forest fire

  • @codydavis1698
    @codydavis1698 2 роки тому +8

    wave:glow3: Buying lobbies 10% higher than Speaking for Funny

  • @unkelTP
    @unkelTP Рік тому +3

    For the people that didn't know, Bert is a psychopath.

  • @asphalt-cowboy9479
    @asphalt-cowboy9479 2 роки тому +10

    I have nothing bad to say about Adam Sandler I've loved his work since I was a kid and I'll continue to love it long into my adulthood. They don't take themselves seriously and are supposed to be him and his buddies acting silly and fucking around.

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 2 роки тому +66

    Now he's making a movie based on "The Machine" story?!? God damnit, didn't he say how sick he is of telling that story over and over? Way to mature and evolve as a comedian. At this point, I can't even tell whether he's more of a dumb oaf or more of a tapdancing shill.

    • @lunchb0x1986
      @lunchb0x1986 2 роки тому +1

      @J V that is the machine story

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 роки тому +16

      And it never happened

    • @sourdeez5558
      @sourdeez5558 2 роки тому +4

      @@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Yes it did. 😂

    • @tapset
      @tapset 2 роки тому +1

      That's his only claim to fame

    • @mrglowinthedark498
      @mrglowinthedark498 Рік тому

      ​@Mr.SmithGNR Smith It did happen a bunch of his classmates attested to it I'm sure he embellished a lot of it

  • @johnlemoine6399
    @johnlemoine6399 2 роки тому +45

    Jim Norton hated this idea when Burt pitched it to him

    • @docnotL
      @docnotL 2 роки тому +3

      Where and when did he pitch it to Jim? I would love to see this.

    • @johnlemoine6399
      @johnlemoine6399 2 роки тому +9

      @@docnotL Bill Burt Podcast ep.15

    • @daveF1993
      @daveF1993 2 роки тому +3

      Bill hated that shit too he said no way

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 2 роки тому +7

      @@daveF1993 Nia's Husband reminds me of the edgy kid in an honors high school class trying to act like the "badass". It's all so contrived and insincere.

    • @tapset
      @tapset 2 роки тому +2

      @@notsocrates9529 duly noted.

  • @jessegandy7361
    @jessegandy7361 2 роки тому +3

    Most stand-up comedians have no business doing stand-up comedy but they can't quit cuz it's such a part of their identity that to walk away would amount to ego-death and mental breakdown. It would shatter their proverbial souls.

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 2 роки тому +3

    Im black and I hate how they made all the black guests look so stereotypical it was beyond cringe.

  • @batknuckles813
    @batknuckles813 2 роки тому +23

    They could have had big jay do something out of the ordinary like write a joke.

  • @madmanmaddox3225
    @madmanmaddox3225 2 роки тому +9

    Nobody is gonna mention the FAT RuneScape track in the background?
    Keep up the good fight, E to the R

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt Рік тому +7

    No amount of any drug could make Bert Kreischer's comedy funny. :)

  • @timgonzales2891
    @timgonzales2891 Рік тому +2

    Without Tom, Bert would fade into obscurity. I don't even think it's joe at this point, Tom is his literal life raft.
    And if u notice, there are times Bert "jokes" about Tom's success, and u can tell he hates that Tom solos arenas.

  • @alexyulchiev2887
    @alexyulchiev2887 2 роки тому +26

    Who are those people that think Bert is funny

    • @Wutaskier
      @Wutaskier 2 роки тому +6

      Carlos Mencia fans.

    • @upthecreek9784
      @upthecreek9784 2 роки тому +5

      @@Wutaskier Mexicans call bert the Machina.

    • @ElGordo2497
      @ElGordo2497 2 роки тому +7

      Biden voters

    • @StewartLucrative
      @StewartLucrative 2 роки тому +2

      Beer drinking, mouth-breathing, buffoons that daydream about buying a new pickup truck.

    • @lazarusq6652
      @lazarusq6652 2 роки тому +2

      @@StewartLucrative LMFAOOOOO

  • @NJ-os3rn
    @NJ-os3rn 2 роки тому +6

    I actually got uncomfortable and almost turned this off when Burnt started crying to Jenner. Also based OSRS music.

  • @al69420
    @al69420 6 місяців тому +1

    Bert did not deserve to recover from this. If I ever meet Turd, I’m gonna go up to him acting like I’m about to cry and say “my…my dad said you’re a real hero” 😂

  • @MrBetaproject
    @MrBetaproject Рік тому +11

    My parents watch and love him, their reactions and reason for loving him is usually " oh my gosh he's so outrageous, I can't believe he did or said that "

    • @flingymingy
      @flingymingy Рік тому +4

      I’m sorry about your parents

  • @fonz1776
    @fonz1776 2 роки тому +12

    Bert "my wife tells me who to vote for" Kreisher

    • @fonz1776
      @fonz1776 2 роки тому +1

      @J she was the only one that would let him fulfill his cuckold fantasies.

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 2 роки тому +9

    Why did you switch from having the empty column on the left to having it on the right?
    Also, RIP Porsalin's docu :(

  • @godisgay2725
    @godisgay2725 Рік тому +4

    I would describe Bert’s comedy as “surface level humor.” He has some good bits here and there but I feel like he rarely builds off of them.

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish Рік тому +6

    Oh come on. You didn't enjoy his famous 20 minute fake story of impressing Russian gangsters with his drinking? B-b-but he can drink a lot... and he's shirtless...

  • @UncleWintersDisdain.
    @UncleWintersDisdain. 2 роки тому +10

    Is Burt's wife like 15 years older than him?

  • @tannernathaniel491
    @tannernathaniel491 2 роки тому +7

    This guy is so bitter it’s funny.

  • @seanbrooks2583
    @seanbrooks2583 Рік тому +2

    Imagine not liking something so you spent hours making a youtube video to talk about how you dont like it. now im commenting about it.

  • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
    @suspicioustumbleweed4760 2 роки тому +86

    This is literally the most entertaining O&A related type content I’ve ever heard since the show ended. Bro KEEP IT UP EROCKA. It rules.

  • @jdbmd1499
    @jdbmd1499 2 роки тому +20

    Tom segura and bert have scammed people into viewing their content. Just 2 of the most unfunny over exposed hacks of this era.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 2 роки тому +1

      bahahaha. You have got to be kidding me. They both sell out worldwide. If they were unfunny they wouldn't be doing that.

    • @robdela3632
      @robdela3632 2 роки тому +1

      @@michael3448 Tom is ok, used to be a lot funnier. Bert is awful.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 2 роки тому +1

      @@robdela3632 Well, that's your opinion.

    • @jtaylor3373
      @jtaylor3373 Рік тому

      Tom's podcasts when he's been natural are a lot funnier than his stand up

  • @grimnartusk265
    @grimnartusk265 Рік тому +2

    honestly the image of bobby and bert naked in the room is so compelling mentally
    at the end i boil it down like why is two dudes being naked even funny at all?
    it's weird at most and at the very least gay

  • @JQ20010
    @JQ20010 2 роки тому +23

    This is the first episode of yours where I didn't catch any self deprivation from you. Its an improvement, your videos are better when your just confident about it.

    • @JNJ1014
      @JNJ1014 2 роки тому +3

      Self-deprecation*, not deprivation. Self-deprivation means to deprive yourself of something. Here's how it's used in a sentence: "Bert will never be more than a fat drunk, as anything requiring self-deprivation of carbohydrates & alcohol is anathema to him."
      On the other hand, "self-deprecation" means to put yourself down. But it's often said as "self-deprecating humor" to describe someone who can make a joke at their own expense.
      Here's a sentence: "Brendan Schaub is extremely thin-skinned, as evidenced by the fact his two comedy specials contain zero self-deprecating humor."

    • @tapset
      @tapset 2 роки тому

      @@JNJ1014 people are retarded

  • @FreedumbFighter29
    @FreedumbFighter29 2 роки тому +4

    You suffered, so I didnt have to.....thank you kind sir

  • @Skimmerlit
    @Skimmerlit 2 роки тому +13

    0:11 seconds in and Tom Papa is already doing an Asian Yoda impression. Buckling up for this one.

  • @J3TF1RE
    @J3TF1RE 2 роки тому +11

    The one positive in all this is that Berts’ red, inflamed face is telling me there’s a massive coronary not too far on the horizon.
    There’s always a silver lining.

  • @thatnthese7653
    @thatnthese7653 2 роки тому +3

    i always wondered why bert and tom were so popular, they are funny like the funny guy at work funny, but not professional comedian funny

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude 2 роки тому +8

    I was subscribed to the podcast Bert and Bobby Kelly did. Bert made it unwatchable.
    Won't waste my time on this 💩

  • @notjimmystewart
    @notjimmystewart 2 роки тому +9

    His wife lives in LA? She looks more menopause than Kaitlyn Jenner...

  • @lockheed67
    @lockheed67 2 роки тому +2

    This type of “I’m a white guy and sarcastically hate on shit” commentary is my cup of tea

  • @steven1479
    @steven1479 2 роки тому +12

    Oh my GOD, the part where he cried! UGH! I sincerely despise this gladhanding hack.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 2 роки тому

      Idek what’s sadder his dad having to pretend he has any respect at all for Brucey boy or the fact that Bruce has stooped so low for attention that he’s on berts shitty aimless show and had to watch Bert fake cry at him for being rich enough to wake up one morning and chop his dick off at age 58

  • @skraminc
    @skraminc 2 роки тому +3

    Lol big DMCA title screen. Lets see if it works

  • @bean.plants
    @bean.plants 2 роки тому

    I’m glad you brought it up eventually cuz I couldn’t stop thinking about how FaceTime doesn’t look like that lmao

  • @zombiehunter6472
    @zombiehunter6472 Рік тому +1

    "Oh Really - Willy Wonka" Lol 😂

  • @MrCloud-ob7sh
    @MrCloud-ob7sh 2 роки тому +89

    Heard this wasn't good, but then I watched it. It was actually entertaining for what it is. I watched all episodes.

    • @twinklesticks6585
      @twinklesticks6585 2 роки тому +13

      I agree and since they stated no one new what they were doing the awkward fake phone calls and convos are obviously from Netflix trying to make the show more relatable

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 2 роки тому +11

      Wtf do you mean by “for what it is” I’m not only surprised that you made it more then five minutes into one ep but you actually watched every single episode dude??💀

    • @MrCloud-ob7sh
      @MrCloud-ob7sh 2 роки тому +27

      @@revalution1965 Ya, weird huh? It's really rather strange that some people like things that you don't.

    • @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens
      @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 2 роки тому

      @@revalution1965 I think you probably have to have a fairly low IQ to stay with it.

    • @MrCloud-ob7sh
      @MrCloud-ob7sh 2 роки тому +13

      @Jake Harmon YES! Your so right! OMG, you get a trophy my friend. A trophy for telling me “how it is.” *so many applause*

  • @bmh8674
    @bmh8674 2 роки тому +12

    Bert is the epitome of man-child

    • @yackum_3331
      @yackum_3331 2 роки тому +3

      Peaked in high school and can't stop acting that way

  • @cyris8403
    @cyris8403 2 роки тому +1

    Poor Joey was dragged there. You can tell he didn’t want to be there.

  • @charles67198
    @charles67198 2 роки тому +1

    What!?!?!?!? I thought that was just one of Tom Segura's skin tags!!!!!!!

  • @GrandmaJosey
    @GrandmaJosey 2 роки тому +10

    He's gonna take this down, just like the last porsalin's

  • @nicolasbaker9601
    @nicolasbaker9601 2 роки тому +3

    Is it just me or is Leeann's reactions to Bert very reminiscent of Phil and April margeras' reactions to Bam and his antics?

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon2245 2 роки тому +3

    Tom's face during the first question says it all..what were they thinking?? Oh yeah... ...paycheck! 😘😂 I love these guys but they need to really be aware that at any minute, any second, they can potentially be creating something as career ending as gringo papi.😂😂😂

  • @michaelgordon2332
    @michaelgordon2332 Рік тому +5

    I got free tickets to a bert live show and fell asleep about 30 mins in. Yes I was very tired, but that’s never happened to me at a comedy show. I woke up to the crowd singing the National anthem. It was wild.

  • @rainlemon
    @rainlemon 2 роки тому +4

    poor Big Jay
    funnies person Bert knows, still cant catch a break

  • @johnolmos8670
    @johnolmos8670 Рік тому +2

    I’m 37 now and this was the type of humor I would have enjoyed when I was 25. All of the Joe Rogan camp comics kind of just blend together

  • @glitchunicorn
    @glitchunicorn 2 роки тому

    The clip where Bert called his wife stone and said heeeeeeeeeeeeeey... I thought it was you lol

  • @JuggyBohab
    @JuggyBohab 2 роки тому +6

    i'll never understand how bert kreischer is a thing....it's like dane cook. i just dont' get it.

    • @ryanjacobson2508
      @ryanjacobson2508 2 роки тому

      At least Dane Cook doesn't have a fat slob gimmick.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 2 роки тому

      lol. Dane was one of the biggest acts in the world. You don't have to get it, millions of other people do.

  • @crouchingturtle6351
    @crouchingturtle6351 Рік тому +11

    Bert is the guy that told everyone that he's gonna be a comedian but no one wanted to be mean so they just went along with it cause there's no way he was gonna make it. But somehow he did. The same could be said for Bobby Lee.

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 Рік тому +3

      Bobby is a thousand times more of a comedian than Bert is. Bobby actually went through the ringer and worked hard to get where he is. Bert just got lucky with the friends he got.

  • @sevbagle4927
    @sevbagle4927 Рік тому +1

    Love the RuneScape music. I didn't start following you because of it, yet it is a nice touch! Bless you and good luck on further projects.

  • @shawn576
    @shawn576 2 роки тому +2

    I don't understand who the audience is. Things like the 3 Stooges where they just poke each others eyes were common when gasoline and paint contained lead, and everyone was walking around with lead poisoning. Who is laughing at Bert getting hurt or taking off his clothes? We need the EPA to test the water more often and make sure it doesn't contain heavy metals.

  • @livecoilarchive1458
    @livecoilarchive1458 2 роки тому +18

    I like Bert more than some people. I genuinely like his primary specials. But I only got 5 minutes into this show before shutting it off. I could tell it was gonna be aimless and stupid, and it was.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 2 роки тому

      watched 5 minutes and judged the whole show? That's all I need to know about your mentality.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 2 роки тому +5

      @@michael3448 watching a whole episode of this show could seriously drive someone to madness or even suicide so I don’t blame them even five minutes could’ve permanently damaged their brain

    • @bartvy
      @bartvy Рік тому +1

      @@michael3448 "you don't know my mentality bro"

    • @johnperez822
      @johnperez822 Рік тому

      @@revalution1965 it’s funny seeing how immature every person who is judging Burt and the show are being about him/it being immature. The hypocrisy is hilarious

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 Рік тому

      @@johnperez822 Probably would be funny to someone who thinks being a fat shirtless alcoholic is somehow comedic(it’s not it’s just sad) and you might want to stop drinking from the tap........actually fuck it your amount of brain damage is irreversible plus you need the fluoride from not brushing your teeth like your hero blert😭

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 2 роки тому +22

    I was holding it together until you said "Some liberal arts student shows up and places chaos emeralds on Bert", then I lost it.

  • @padredemastines3720
    @padredemastines3720 2 роки тому +2

    I recognize the old school rs background music. Man of culture.