Brendan Schaub's You'd Be Surprised is the worst comedy special I've ever seen.
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2019
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Brendan Schaub is a former MMA fighter and current tropical bird perch.
For all his skills Brendan is a D list mma fighter and Z list everything else..
Somebody said "Schaub managed to have terrible stand up in two completely separate careers."
That is perfect
Underrated comment 😁👍
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿i am skeleton💀!!!
Hey, that was me!! Lol
Im ded im so ded lol
He’s living proof that you can do anything if you know the right people.
@@jormwinbo6783 and are willing to lose all self respect by embarrassing yourself on a podcast every week
The Kardashians are a status symbol, Trump is president, Rogan sells stadiums for...comedy, insulin is over 1000% markup, slavery is legal, military bases are named after losers. Shit floats in the U.S. of A. Muricaaaaa! *American exceptionalism at it's finest at failing*
Terrible football player, terrible MMA fighter, terrible comedian. Still successful B.
He's also proof that just because you can do anything, doesn't make ypu soecial or a good person. I know that is basucally unsaid in your comment, but I like to pile on.
and those ppl are.. joe rogan.
Brendan: My special was great
Joe: it was horrible.
Brendan: Yes, you're right.
Brendan : 100% I suck
some say the horrible-est, b.
oooh closer to the hole sir?
@@quarternipp always Sunny reference 👌🏻
"100% b, thats what I'm talm bout. Dicey Dicey!"
Brendan's dad in 1993: "You're going to be the UFC heavyweight champion of the world! I'm saying this 4 years before there's such a thing as a UFC champion and in a time where absolutely zero people could make a career out of MMA, a terminology that hasn't been invented yet"
And before there were even weight divisions 😂
Ah yes, the 20/20 hindsight of the narcissistic pathological liar.
That's absolutely wild! 😂😅😂
Flipping between Brendan’s Asian accent and the actual guy was fucking hilarious
Was wondering what this guys fans think comedy is since he shit on several icons throughout this video. Your comment sums it up.
@@YearsOVDecay1 I did not know what kind of comedic sensibilities the fanbase of this youtuber would have, since the youtuber chronically hates on legendary comedians. Calling that edit 'fucking hilarious' gives a lot of insight into what yall consider comedy.
@@N8DulcimerOld Thank GOD! This guys channel is the biggest group of losers being sad that their are unsuccesfull and pissed that Brendan is not as fat and sad as the rest of them
@@N8DulcimerOld lol it's hilarious because of how horrible it is and how incorrect and offensive it is not because it's actually funny
@@N8DulcimerOld like how stupid Brendan is for doing that joke is what we are laughing at hahaha not actually at the joke
Makes fun of Asian Doctors chinese accent.......Asian doctor turns out to be more fluent and articulate in English than Schaub.
Im NOT surprised..........
schaub has some real tardy speech impediments hahahaha my fav one ever is breapans "rurarled famous comedy store" hahaha
It doesn't work, if doc started speaking like a sissy impersonating Shuab, that would worked
brendan schaub, the kind of guy to say "asposed to" instead of "supposed to"
Tommy Gun
Yea a lot of the embellishment I can forgive, because your going to want to add some dramatic effect, but the Chinese doctor thing seems so hacky an unnecessary. Feels like he was trying to channel Russel Peters.
Yeah schaub is a d bag for that he can barely speak his native languagy
The asian doctor in almost perfect oxford english after Brandons bad parodi was golden.
That UFC doctor seemed like such a sincere guy it’s a shame he’s had to just be reduced to a dumb charicature
EDIT: caricature*
That's the most frustrating part of it, I feel so bad for that doctor who legitimately seemed to care for his job and patients.
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QQ😅 13:34
*caricature
Charcuterie
I think it's the main reason why I don't feel sorry for the dude. Even if that doctor sounded like that, he's not in the position to make a hacky joke about it. I think the last time I heard another comic do a stereotypical "Asian" voice on stage, it was the 90s.
At least he doesn't have to worry about someone stealing his jokes.
Carlos Mencia: hold my Frankfurt and whole roasted pig..
Maybe cause he cant tell jokes, only lame stories lmfaoo
@@MarcusJohnson98 no shit captain obvious
Lmfaoo
😂😂 could you imagine?
First user review on IMDB: "His MMA career was funnier." Ouch
his mma career was just fine. above average if anything. why is it so trendy on youtube to hate on brendan now lol. I think it's a bunch out-of-shape iincels at their computers who are taking it out on people who look like him. He's NOT your bully from high school and I'm sorry you didn't get laid enough. Being an asshat on youtube to this random guy who looks like people you are scared of won't actually make your ife better. but good luck anyways.
@@tmass1 hi schuab
@@kevinchavez2782 damn caught me
@@tmass1 He competed in the weakest division in the ufc and is best known for getting viciously koed in comical fashion. He is definitely not above average.
@@tmass1 I doubt Brendan's career would be considered above average record wise. He certainly wasn't great but he wasn't terrible either. Dude knocked out old Cro Cop. That counts for something.
Your comment definitely comes off as someone who is either a salty ballwasher or projecting their own life scenarios.
"Take your vitamins and say your prayers"
What Hulk Hogan really said
Mr potato could have just heard the V and selectively rembered vegetables lol
Also, Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania comes for you brother?
Whooo! Natural Boy Hulk Hogan! Whooo!!!
@@brendonross5774Wrong racist blond
Schaub is my favorite comedians, so when people mock him I start to think "what's the matter with me"¿
the stroll at 4:44 followed by the “dicey dicey” causes me to go into physical convulsions due to the high levels of cringe
Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂 you nailed it on the head brother
Thank god I'm not a native eng speaker, for I'm sure that would kill me, because it doesn't even seem real.
Lmao yeah are Asian people supposed to be bad at cutting hair? I don't even understand 😂😂😂
Joe Rogan needs to talk him into retiring from comedy like he talked him into retiring from ufc
Rogan needs to tell himself this in the mirror.
@@VanishedPNW
While I don't find Rogan funny at all he has a big audience and many people willing to pay to see his stand up. Can't say the same thing about Brendan...
Can both Rogan and shaub gtfo of comedy pls?
Argagaga argagaga argagaga argagaga!!!
Dim - So does Jeff Dunham. Doesn’t mean anything.
The Asian doctor speaks more fluent English than shaub
Turkey Listnah my favourite comment I've heard in a long time
@Turkey Listnah Ay bruh, that shit is way too descriptive lol. I'm not even gonna ask you if that legit happened but thanks for ruining my snack lmaol
Royal Lee damn, you are like really mad.
100% what a hack
Cameron Yamaguchi Catfish, what are you talking about?
Brendan using a strong Chinese accent for that doctor is equivalent to someone doing an impression of Brendan and using a strong German accent just because he has German heritage.
The guy didn’t even have an accent. He had a generic American accent. So he didn’t even play on a stereotype he fucking just made shit up to embellish it.
Man speaks better than Brendan. Brendan did the same to his Hollywood born wife lol
Hes punch drunk..
Brendan walked up to me in Beverly Hills and said to me "Was ist das? Vuld you like zees German sausage straight from zee heart of Deutschland???"
It's a really classy way to pay back someone who gave their time to making sure you were safe and healthy.
The Asian doctor accent is especially interesting when you can guarantee Brendan could never get through “board certified ophthalmologist” without sweating and grimacing. Also it’s not talked about enough that Papa Rogan also has a weed gummy bit
I'm starting to think this is young Jamie's youtube burner account
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Lmao that had me rollin 😂
Thats actually really smart and interesting lol
😁😁😅
I laughed so much that I now believe that Kayvon Weinstein is actually young Jamie.
Fractals.
Schaub's only contribution to comedy is sitting in a chair while Theo Von makes fun of him.
Facts
James Joseph perfectly written
James Joseph aw man that’s harsh hahahah
He's getting better with the come backs. I think working with Theo is helping him BIG-TIME with his timing, and wit. Just my opinion
Or when he is gone and will sasso talks about how small the chairs are, could listen to that over him any time
Gotta love how they bribed people with a discount to "Give the kind of review Brendan deserves," but the discount wasn't tied to what level of review you gave. So he ended up giving probably dozens of people discounts for publicly hating his special.
I was more interested in the documentary about the UFC Doctor than I was in this guy's Netflix special lol
Everybody laughed when Brendan Schaub wanted to do Stand-up, well, no-one's laughing now...
Okay that's funny, thank you for that
That brought tears to my eyes
I heard the exact same joke about Amy Schumer
Thats the problem, everyone laughed and he thought that made him funny.
Its a bob monkhouse joke, you won't have heard of him.
Brendan Schaub: I am a good comedian and a good fighter
Joe Rogan: No you are not
Brendan Schaub: i totally agree
Thak
Schaub: “If I’m being completely honest here, and I know I’m gonna get some flak for this but it’s whatever, I really don’t think my stand up is half bad at all.”
Rogan: “it’s terrible”
Schaub: Yeah, don’t get me wrong, you’re 100% right Joe and I completely agree. But don’t you just kind of think it’s maybe not that bad?”
100%
I think Rogan and Bryan need to have another sit-down and let him know his Comedy is takin damage time to retire 🤦
@Willie Slim McCoy
I'm watching fight Pac-Man🕺👑 Como Vai? You tryin to say I'm not funny Pato Suave! I posted a short Trolling Clip on my page I'm funnier than that Bum Shuabs!
@Dangerz Own yah im definitely pissed. Bert kriescher is waaayyy better than rogan. Dont compare the two. Rogan is horrible at stand up. Just for old stoners and people that like yelling
Schaub getting a comedy special is like finding out your boss hired a new manager because he was in his bowling league.
He's worth millions and you're a hater making hack comments
Update: "You'd be surprised" is going strong with a 1.7 IMBD rating. "Gringo Papi" has a 1.1
Looking forward to Joe’s intervention where he tells Brendan he sucks at standup too
This comment is actually clever and funny!
🤣😂🤣😂
That would be peak irony
Unless removed.. Last Schaub Rogan Fight show.. Rogan asked So when do you stop doing stand up? Swab answered as tho Joe was talking about himself.. Said but Joe you've never been better.. Weird
Joes stand up is trash too tho
That hard cut to the Asian doctor speaking perfect English.. literally the most cringe thing I've seen...
I thought only that made the gag salvageable actually.
holy fuck the worst
When Opie and Anthony fans are calling you Racist, you know you fucked up. Jesus I cringed the hardest in a long time
knowing how racist most Asian people are towards my people (black), I'm legit conflicted. My personal beliefs make me say "fuck off Brandon", but for all I know the Doc might get off to Asian comedians doing black stereotypes about black doctors.
Royal fuck right? Jesus this makes me shit
A prime example of being surrounded by yes men for way too long.
This is all Joe Rogans fault
Joe Rogan laughed at one of my jokes, I'm going on the road.
Josh The virgin Micheal
I liked his first two specials and then I heard a hundred of his podcasts Now I hate him lol
@Niall Lappin the internet fucked your brain you very not manly dingus
@Niall Lappin lol
Josh Micheal he’s a hypocrite, he gave Amy Schumer a pass for joke theft but he railed on Carlos Mencia
Brendan Schaubs Stand Up Is Worst Than His Stand Up...
This is an unappreciated comment.
goteem
@@g3ntl323 i agree
@daniel raleigh its alot funnier if u dont repeat the joke and type out the context of it lmao
Well done.
To add to your point about him telling the story about watching the first UFC and his dad telling him he will be the heavyweight champion of the world. Weight classes did not exist in the UFC until 1997. It was all open weight. The first UFC did not have any weight classes.
His career. That’s the punchline of his comedy
Bisping is funnier than Schaub. Facts
I fail to find an argument to that statement!!
So is the entire AKA camp!! I'd rather watch khabib and cormier banter over this garbage Schaub put out!!
Bisping is funnier while just making casual conversation than Schaub is writing a special. The believe you me podcast is great!
@@MrAppie9090 Schaub said he has a few writers
literally everyone in the UK is funnier than Shwab
Joe rogan is responsible for this.
preach
Lmao na you make ur own choices no ones responsible for what you do
Joe Rogan is absolutely the worst comedian i have EVER seen...he sucks for sure!! A true comedian is someone like Bill Burr, who is the best EVER, and like Chapelle and Pryor. All these people like Brendan, Rogan, Tom Sequer, Ari and Burt Krycher all just tell stories. Joey Diaz is a story teller but he is also extremely funny. Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen and
Jeff Everett dude joe is touring with chapelle right now 😂 how is he the worst
Jeff Everett I actually find Rogan funny listening him. Watching him worsened the experience. He is still entertaining.
5:13 the cut from this joke to the guy speaking in the most typical plain English is so funny I cried laughing.
Papa moist sent me here
That "Asian Doctor" speaks English 17x better than Schaub.
If you remove the slang from Shaubs vocabulary, he is essentially a mute.
18x 🤣
@@damondziewiontkowski5623 whatdayamean dawg?
Oh. I see...
lol sad but true. Very articulate accomplished dude
And better than the narrator of this video. He butchered so many words.
His special is listed as horror on IMDB.
I thought that you were joking but when i checked the IMDb you were right about it ..... I couldn't believe it and it's hilarious 😂😂😂
You’re right!
The title implies jumpscares, idk
goddamn! hahaha
Heroes are real, faith in humanity = restored, thank you kind dark haired Nord for sharing this bright news with me
"Oh shit man that's tight man that's tight" I swear he got that from tuco
who is here from moist ?
Me
It makes me upset that Brendon has more comedy specials than Bobby Lee
Doan hate the gang playa hey the game
Yea for real the fucks that about
lefu your comment gave me a stroke
NOSOTROS PAPAYA
I blame Pink Dick.... And he's working on one with All Things Comedy. Only a matter of time.
This legit has more views then his comedy special and I love it.
LMFAO please assure me you’re being serious dude, that’s hilarious. What are the exact numbers if you know? I know they’re lower than the number of fights he’s “won” hahahaha
0/10 Not Hot Total Pig
I’m wondering why this doesn’t have more likes 💀😅
@@mya3746 because his special is on a paid platform.
Pretty sure that these type of videos makes him cry and go into depression, hes an EGO maniac🤣🤣 Remember when he said that he could hang with Cain Velasquez when it came down to Wrestling and people would be suprised🤦♂️🤦♂️deluded..
"It's not what you know, it's who you know" -Whoever
shwab: that guy's on fire
rogan: i think he looks sluggish tonight
shwab: hunderd per cent
Yep.
Okay great.
I've noticed that when they are on fight companions 🤣
😂😂
Hahahahaha ha
His stand up in comedy is just as bad as his stand up in the UFC.
Somehow KOed cro cop
Nah, it’s worse
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 cro cop was like 38 though
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 it only takes one.
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 I love Cro Cop and he could whoop my ass now, but he was way over the hill then.
Joe has the best delivery on the, "I think you'd be surprised." It makes me laugh every time (unlike his standup) in its heartlessness. What a good friend. 😂
I had a bootleg UFC vid when I was a kid. The first few ufcs are nasty. No one watched that and said "I want my kid in there". The asian guy getting hit in the balls 40 times in a row lives rent free in my head for life.
The cruel irony is that I would have never watched this thing but now I'm curious to see how it all comes together.
It's hard to explain how bad this special is because it isn't bad in any exceptional way other than the asian jokes. It's just really unfunny. It''s 15 minutes stretched into an hour by not tightening up any of the jokes. It feels really unprofessional and that is coming from me.
@@BeigeFrequency I only watched that Nanette bullshit bcuz I heard how bad it was. Now you've made me curious about Schaub's Shit Show. I must be attracted to car crashes.
@@BeigeFrequency what's your verdict on Luis J Gomez, he did a special recently. I've never seen his standup and have no interest, but I never miss his podcast with Bisping. Now Bisping is a legit funny guy, and he won a UFC championship too. He's everything that Brendan wishes he was, and more, it must be horrifying for Brendan. Bisping also has a very funny elaborate running joke about a secret second family he has in Asia, who he threatens into silence with a rubber shoe. So he can even do Asian jokes better. As for Luis though, well he says he's a pro comedian, but he comes off more like the straight man in that podcast tbh.
Whang! We love you over at Down The Rabbit Hole stream on Braunheiser channel
@@system-error
Agreed, i have nothing at all against Gomez but never heard him be funny at all tbh and ive heard him talk alot.
"he was Asian as shit man" that was the cringiest one to me.
DICEY! DICEY!
@@justmarc2015 lmfao i dont get it at all
Aww, was da wittwe baby offended?
@@WillJM81280 Are you some tryhard Right Wing edgelord?
And then that stupid fucking walk
I LOL'd a bit at Browne having hit him so hard that he lost his memory regarding the accent of the Asian doctor
Watching again after three years... Man, what a dumpster fire of a ''comedy'' special.
I walked past Joe rogan once in an airport, I am now a comedian
I watched a few of Rogan's podcasts. I'm a comedian now too! Damn it's too easy!
Joe Rogan isn't even a comedian so he makes everyone else look like comedians
@@keenl4057 ...he literally does stand-up
@@loganobrien6518 that doesn't make him a comedian
@@keenl4057 So than what does? Your subjective opinion of him?
Brendan is like the bosses son at work.
He is where he is because of who he knows but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. No ones likes him but are forced to pretend to because you work there.
Damn lol
Very hard to have one of the most respected podcasts on earth if no one likes you.
Man, what do you guys do all day other than just laser beam hate through your eyes and judge everything you possibly can? That is a crappy way of life, I don’t have a horse in the race but to be running 4-6 different podcasts and be touring stand up at the same time? If nothing else, it’s impressive because he is working is butt off to get where he is.
And a lot of people love him including joe Rohan so talk crap about joe??
@@chrisredding6034 Chris Redding is the kinda guy who has his nose in the bosses sons ass at work.
Like the bosses son n law lol
I ran into him without knowing who he wasn’t, I still didn’t like him
Brendan Schaub is the Jared Leto of MMA and Stand up.
"they know me as the doc"
"So this GIANT oriental doctor strolls in..."
Joe Rogan......you need to have "the talk" again with Brendan.
Tommy Gun yea time for another change of career. Comedy is NOT a viable option for him.
joe sucks at comedy too.
Agree but afterwards somebody needs to have "the talk" with Joe.
Joe Rogan sucks at comedy too, he wouldn’t be able to tell
For the circle to be complete, Schaub now needs to tell Rogan to retire because he considers him shit based on all the comedians he's watched over the years. Then Rogan needs to take up cagefighting instead, and then go into the cage and get Ben Askrened in 3 seconds. Circle complete
The ending to Schindler's List was funnier
Even ending to Schumer's Special was... no, it wasn't.
LMAO DAAAAYUMMM!!! ... 🤣
@Tom Spencer Hey Tom
@Tom Spencer the ending of Schindler's list was funnier
Kamil S LMAO!! I Didn’t see this comment haha... Schumer.... haha SPECIAL!!!! LMAO 😂 🤣
I love how this video is the second thing that pops up when you search “Brendan Schaub stand up special”😂
Everyone has to smell his cologne before starting a joke or haplessly delivering the punchline two octaves lower than how he remembers, Brenbren can’t tell his face from his ass and it’s genuinely awful for someone who had trained with guys that had lunchboxes for hands
Not much to dissect, eh?
Michael Bisping is way funnier then this muppet. And he's not even comic
OUCH. In Brendan's words: "One HUNDRED percent."
Of course he is, brits have banter. This clown is not one bit funny
Micheal bisping is not only naturally funnier and way more funnier than schaub, but I believe that he’d kick schaub’s ass in an MMA fight.
@@steverogers7601 Schuab is still a heavyweight. Hw vs middleweights have a huge size difference
@@Grugrusnofrus Yea but that weight is all fat from not training. You do know that not training vs training makes a difference right? Not to mention, schaub was never a champion (lmao) and Bisping did make it to the top.
The way he disrespected the dr from the ufc is embarrassing.
I wonder what other fighters think of that..... because he is well respected
It's upsetting actually
Yeah that really annoyed me
Wow when you actually hear the actual doctor speak it just makes Schaub look like a super prick.
@@juniorc1521 when u hear Dr.Hsu speak ....it makes the joke halirious....
Everyone relax...it's a joke
Imagine what the UFC doctor thought when he saw this.
I just imagine someone shouting "I know you're lying" probably one the time where a heckler would have roasted the comedian.
He lied about the Asian Doctor having a stereotypical accent, so I'm going to assume he lied about his Asian Barber being named "Jamal".
If you believe stand up is real, I've got news for you
KlossN Welllllp Richard Prior really did smoke crack and catch on fire and make movies with Gene Hackman...
KlossN Jim Carrey really did make those crazy faces and noises come out his mouth....
....Shaub.... really ... did... get punched in the face and lose a fight? And then lie about it on stage? Okay that is funny Lol
Also that is something that would only be funny if we were all in seventh grade.
Let's be honest if it wasn't for Joe Rogan co-signing him. He would just be a blip in UFC history that no one remembers.
One hundred percent, B.
coolerintext Let’s be honest you. Don’t quite know how to use periods.
Rogan helped his friend out with a career, that's nothing to cry and complain over. Grow up. You sound as childish as Schaub.
coolerintext your content sucks balls
If it wasn’t for joe he’d still be getting knocked out in the ufc bud
never liked schaubs asian doctor joke from that special. But didn't realize until now it was about the ufc dr. hsu who was was born and brought up in us. What a crappy thing to do.
The line”only man to fail In stand up in 2 different careers” is the best shwobble line
Dude, that Asian doctor thing is just painful. I haven’t cringed that hard in a long time. I’m having a difficult time “uncringing” the muscles in my face...
Must be tough being a virtue signaling beta male. Your cringing will one day save the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MiQeyStorm17
Virtue signaling, please....I’m the LEAST pc human being this side of 4chan. There’s a difference between funny racial humor (Patrice O’Neal, George Carlin, Chris Rock) and this nonsense. If *you* think this is funny and *didn’t* cringe your face off at that bit, I don’t know what to tell you. Go listen to some Richard Pryor or Patrice O’Neal....unfunny is unfunny regardless of your stance on political correctness...
@@manifestgtr Ok... however, you did virtue signal by point out how offended you were at the bit. You want people to know you are not racist... right? Do that with your actions instead of words by simply not being racist. People will notice. Also, don’t be so defensive... it makes you look guilty. Indifference goes a long way. Sorry for taking a shot at you. God bless.
@@MiQeyStorm17 found the braindead brendumb schaub fan
@@zeroadeux Sorry but no. I could not care less about Schaub. Nice try though (not really).
Shwab has slept more people with his jokes than he did with his punches.
Lmao
Took me a minute 🔥😂
damn..killed it😂
kefkapalazzo1 LMAO AAAAAHHHHH that was funny lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
Slammed
Is that the theme song for "The Ropers" in the background?
“Sacagawea’s purse-“
Hey, not bad.
“-Spread over her carcass now-“
Ah, nevermind.
Brendan used to do mma and now does “comedy”. One gave him brain damage and one gives us brain damage.
Eric Cartman i read that in an cartman accent
Lmfaooo
Hahahaha now that is funny
Tit for tat that’s what I always says
Fking nailed this lol
What killed me is him doing an Asian accent and the guy talks completely normal no accent
That asian doctor spoke clearer english than brendan can
My son is half-Asian. I hope people don't make fun of him for having a non-existent accent when he grows up
@@perrybb2 His male friends will, that is how guys show affection, to break eachothers balls
You cant talk without an accent lol. The doctor talks with the generic US accent. Sorry to be annoying, but I see quite a lot of people say that. Its impossible to talk without an accent.
@@signoguns8501 the phrase is intended as there being no relative accent, not that there's literally zero accent.
Even his ace Ventura impression had terrible delivery
Brendan just needs to get regular job.
Brendan dresses like a fortnite character
He actually does man I've never seen anyone with the mad dress sense he has it's weird af he needs put in a hospital and his brain looked at haha guys fucked with cte
*facts
Mike the Moocher ctw?
@@strad404 cte mate misspelled lol
at least now we know why his dad didnt want him to do standup.....
@Gus I think he’d fuck you up
Well as of recently it is at least the second worst comedy special ever.
“Beast of a work ethnic” lol 😂
When Brendan went on Rogan after the special came out Rogan could never compliment him, jus said “you’ll get better” lol
Jeremy Thomas damn bro you caught that. I’m crying
Joe, also told him that he’d advise him not to the the special this early in his comedic career.
@@TMXP87 How did Schaub even get a special in the first place? I don't think they just let anyone and everyone have one so now I'm more confused if Rogan didn't just hook him up. If Rogan knew his act was worse than shit, he should've like, not helped him get a special and flat-out told Schaub to write material that isn't embarrassingly awful.
@@kegadolll thats one of those things you need to just let ride out bc clearly brenden is going full tilt with the comedy, its probably easier to just support him than machine gun his plane out of the air. Joe already did that once to him lol
QdsWhhj if he ever does “machine gun his plane out of the air” again over his terrible comedy, I just hope it’s on a another episode of JRE! 😂
The doctor-"its an exceptional occupation, I feel spiritually connected to these gentlemen "
Schaubs impression-" DeE gO bEE woRR pAy yO LiE , gAwuNteEb "
Fuckin OOF
Total bitch move by Schaub
*dicey dicey*
I know for a fact that if I knew him in my personal life, I would not be friends with him.
Yea same here
Brendan doing an Asian accent for his UFC doctor, and then you immediately playing a clip of the same doctor speaking with no accent absolutely fucking killed me lololol
"How well do you think you would do on your own comedy special?"
"Straight up comedy? I think people would be surprised."
"Oh really? I think you would be surprised. I think you would tank."
100%
Cain Velasquez is funnier in the WWE than Schaub ever has.
Bruh
Lololol
I read this in brendan and joes voices lol
This special was like "the situation" being invited to speak at a comedy central roast.
Hahah
oh that was the worst and just added to his ego
to this day I'm still traumatized by the cringe of situation's line to Anthony Jesselnik:
"You're a super funny guy, and the other night i told one of your super funny jokes to a super model, and she was laughing... ....while i was banging her brains out with i pile of money on the floor in my giant mansion"
@@RebSike feel the same. . cringey in so many ways, one being, you dont talk about money to people who have money, especially when you are new and small money. .
@@RebSike Lol the PTSD from how insanely cringey and bad is REAL
He topped his own special with the Gringo shit
I actually went and saw him live a few years ago. Two years in to comedy and he was charging for after show meet and greets.
Mind you this was in a basement club where the green room is at the ticket office Not an arena or theater
You are even dumber for going.
The UFC doctor is one of the most well-spoken mainstream English speakers I've ever heard.
What the heck is a Mainstream English speaker? Lol
@@CodenameKarl
Someone with no particular accent that originates from another region. The most common "American" one.
huh?
@@whyareyoureadingthiis886
Yep. You're welcome.
@@whyareyoureadingthiis886 Thank Daily Dissent for his service. Thankim.
"my name is Greg Hsu" haha he literally couldn't be more perfectly spoken and a professional
Max L Yoel Romero speaks better English than Schaub.
@@acp4567 ahahahah
@Max L of course he does lmao
I come back here every 6 months or so... just to remind myself of how bad Brandon Squab is.
We’ve all met that guy where we felt it was easier/safer/more practical to channel a laugh than risk getting punched in the face.
how does joe have so much pull in comedy, his own is literally unremarkable to put it best
Podcast clout transfers over
Also he saved the comedy store by standing up to Carlos Mecia when he was stealing jokes in the 90s. Joe got banned for that and is seen as wholly responsible for sorting everything out and creating a much better comedy community
Joe is a great comic, not the greatest. He's just the best one out of his group of friends like Jim Norton and that Anthony cumia guy. I'd say he's better than Joey diaz too. He's just not on the level of like Dave Chappelle or Louis CK which of course they're some of the best comedians since George Carlin passed.
@@jasoncallow6151 "sorting out", he paid a shit ton to keep the comedy store open, which made him a patron saint of LA comedy... he is respected for his money and power, not for his own material
@@overtherenowaitthere you're delusional if you think Joe is funnier than Anthony or even Jim
Can’t wait for the joe rogan intervention for his comedy like he did with his fighting
the previous one was to prevent him from developing brain damage ...
Albert Brennaman so now we must suffer?
Stop 😭😭😭
@@albertbrennaman5605 Now he needs to step in to prevent us from developing brain damage
Xavier Santini 😂 holy fuck, without missing a beat
If you argue that he has only been doing the job for four years, what do you argue when your mechanic fucks up your oil change. Don't worry guys at year ten the magic happens. Either you are good at something, or it isn't going to work out. Sure maybe 1-2 years in, but after four years of doing nightly comedy, you should be rock solid.
Im still trying to figure out why someone would get a haircut once a week to look like that
What a jerk, he insulted Dr Hsu like that for a cheap laugh... Geez.
bluetwinkiesaregood like dog, did you get a Cambodian immigrant fresh off the boat or are you such an ass you need to do every Asian man’s voice like that... god I hate brendan
Lex Loadgiver dude you just don’t get it. That’s like hanging out with a black dude.. you know this man well you’re really good friends. You drive him to a house party full of friends of yours but friends that your black friend doesn’t know/ hasn’t met yet. Once at the party you introduce your black friends to everyone only using a stereotypical ghetto aunt jemima voice as if your black friend speaks like that but in reality he speaks like everyone else in the room. How can you defend that as comedy? It’s just horrible execution like so poorly done it’s incredible. You’re a Joe “insert something lame here for UA-cam likes” Rogan stan so I don’t blame you for your blindness with how lame this “joke” is
its a comedy special, it shouldn't be taken seriously, and shouldn't be this researched. Why does anyone even care? You've all been brainwashed by this soulless boring channel owner who gets boners from people commenting on his channel and agreeing with him. He attacks joe who doesn't even do comedy anymore, and just podcasts for literally no reason, and then attacks the guy Brendan assuming he himself is funny, when in reality this video didn't even deserve a yawn.
Sawcon Maibals whether he is funny or not is an opinion. I’m all for dead pan jokes I like Sara Silverman but come on. Some people are not born funny. I saw his “stand up” it’s boring and bland. No charm charisma nor wit. I Agee with the owner of the video. Whoever told him he’s a comedian lied.
The sad part was, the story still wasn't funny.
Asian Jamal was another swing and a miss.
I'm not some SJW either, this shit was just some lazy uninteresting garbage.
Don't blame Rogan as much as Callen, it was Callen who really said he could do comedy.
Callen is that type of friend lol
Callens funny tho nd the best part of the hangover ffs
The difference is that whether people find callen funny or not.....he’s a performer. You can see that he puts time into his act, rogan on the other hand and a few others in the group have no performance value apart from being loud, OTT and cursing. He had two separate groups in the one larger group to choose to learn from....he copied the wrong ones.
Well Bryan Callen is really funny the problem is he knows ssss’littleeeeee about comedy
Callens funny as hell tho
It's baffling because some of the lines feel like they could work but Schaub's delivery is so appalling, as his his timing and his repeat attempts to drum up laughter by laughing and staring at audience members until they're pressured into laughing along with him and the pre-recorded track, that it's just unwatchable.
I cringed so hard when he showed the real Asian UFC doctor
I actually feel bad for the Asian doctor..... That's so low
@@CreateToAchieve a shit Asian accent is hacky as fuck and so old fashioned that it's not funny anymore. Satire is intelligent and insightful. So that doesn't qualify
@@CreateToAchieve it would be funny and satire if everyone else knew that the doctors actual voice didn't have a Asian accent. So no not satire
Byrdx that's not satire,lol
@@CreateToAchieve okay kid take a chill pill and go outside. no need to get so defensive over a UA-cam comment. Here's the thing your low iq doesn't understand. Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's satire that's not how it works pal. And there's no one in the comments "laughing" this whole video was literally about how shitty his jokes and special are so that argument is completely irrelevant
Schaub threw out an Asian math line....unironically. Still cant believe what I saw.