Drunk email to teacher
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Good yard
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of an email meme about a drunk student email their teacher. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
Good yard
Good yard
Oh god what have I started
Good yard
Good yard
Good yard
Good yard
Mr. Martin handled this situation like only a motherf$#&@n g would. Patrick was so right
And good yard to that
@@Janeworxnot good yard to that.
@@Janeworximagine being an adult man making 8 year old child level content
@@Janeworx must got a bad yard. Nobody with a good yard would be like that.
@@KapparapaWhat did Janeworx say?
The highly professional response from the teacher is infinitely more funny than the drunk email
Only if your read the og first
wouldn't be as funny without the contrast
Good yard
-Mr. Martin
Hey guys juat ignore janeworks,thsy want attentipn so dont give it
@@Janeworxwho cares
Props to the teacher for not being upset or punishing the student, as well as actually responding.
There’s a reason Patrick said they were a g
What's a g?
@@aikotitilai3820It's a slang for a "friend" or a "homie". Usually a person that is fun to hang around and is generally a coll person
@@aikotitilai3820 It's the seventh letter in the alphabeth it was originated by freedman Spurius Carvilius Ruga and added it to the roman teachings of the alphabeth. I hope this answers your adequate question of "What's a g?"
@@aikotitilai3820 That's an old rap ref: G is gangsta, meaning you're alright. if you're mother fucking g now, then you're the man. you're him. you're Sir Himothy Mother-Fucking G the First. tl;dr: it means you're very reliable , also in a cool way. :)
This guy is breaking new ground in methods of getting an extension. Most people would lie or take the L but somehow drunken honesty did the trick
@@Janeworxoh god its one of those cringy uttp whatever quick run
@@Janeworx...animation? where
@@justaboringpersonit's the new spam bot in attempt to create attention to it
Damn, I bet he's also better than Charlie
Honesty does seem to be appreciated by most professors. Told one of them I missed an assignment because I was playing Factorio and she gave me an extension as well as a note that she appreciated me not bullshitting.
Teachers: "They won't let that slide in college"
College:
My college is honestly easier than my high school was lol
@@1kaz1 actually FR. I have a professor who wants students to just use his given name and not “Mr. (surname)” and especially not “Professor (surname), just because he hates bureaucracy in both the college and industry he works in. (Animation industry, and good thing he wasn't in Architecture in that case of anti-bureaucracy)
@@corrinflakes9659people talk about modern china’s crimes but we should talk more about ancient China inventing bureaucracy.
@@Skullhawk13 I have an assignment including writing the definition for "bureaucracy". Any good definitions I can steal?
@@PurePain_1 oh I was being silly. The ancient Chinese bureaucracy was actually incredible small, You had to have a very vast knowledge base to be considered. It wasn’t actually evil until later. In any given organization you have people working towards the goal of the organization and people who work for the organization itself. The latter tend to be in charge. It’s like the old joke. “ the bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.” It’s actually pretty interesting how it all worked. Unlike Modern China, Ancient China had a lot of innovative ideas. It’s only the Confucius mindset that really slowed them down compared to their European rivals, and even then only a little. Europeans had the “tall poppy syndrome” too. So it’s not really a simple easy definition.
Legendary teacher, honestly.
That's why he's a mother*****n G.
@@Janeworxyou don't even have any animations you useless waste of space
yes
it's fake, it's in the sent inbox, not the received one
This never happened.
If one of my students told me to "keep slayin boi" I'd probably consider a long vacation for "personal reasons"
A trip to hell to pilfer and slaughter your enemies?
@@frandurrieu6477 keep doom slayin boi
To keep slaying?
Sounds like you'd be slaying
a slaycation
Starts off by compliment. Filling the middle with a personal want. End off with more compliments. Even while drunk the guy still knows the structure of persuasion. 10/10
And he threw in a little bribery for good measure!
Seeing the outcome I think Patrick is brilliant, homie knew what he was doing
I love how druck patrick still spelled out his whole name with correct spelling and everything.
Autocorrect has got his back
and yet you failed failed with the word "drunk"
@@cheptan1996 oops
@@cheptan1996failed failed
@@cheptan1996 to lazy to edit it now
This is still more lucid than what sober parents of my students write sometimes.
Jesus christ
Can you give us some examples?
Oh no-
Dr Zaius?? the ape???
The fuck they be writin'
I wish my professors were this chill
@v2cubes912 Bot, doesn't have feelings
@@forgedabauditt9955they wish that’s true when I’m done with them
Please hurt my non existent feelings.
I had a professor like this. Year one assignment one I sent an email "I have procrastinated on Wikipedia for at least 20 hours stressing can that count as a pass?" He asked a very specific question on the topic that I replied to within 30 seconds and he just emailed back "You passed, get some sleep".
@@jackquick8362that’s super wholesome
Using the "Good yard" as a closer was brilliant. Bravo, Mr. Martin. Bravo.
He's the motherfucking G, after all
What does it mean?
@@itdobelikedattho8112It’s just what Patrick said lmaooo
@@midnightdoodles is it some bri'ish thing?
@@itdobelikedattho8112 no, I think it's nonsense, Mr Martin just repeated it since the drunk dude said it
I thought "good yard" was just some British saying until Mr. Martin threw it back at him.
2006 channel is sick
In many pubs in Britain you can buy a yard of beer in a long glass, usually the aim to drink it all in one attempt in drinking games. It dates back to medieval times where a yard of ale was common for a celebration. Because it contains 2.5 pints or 1.4 litres, and that British beer is never light beer, you'll get drunk very quickly on multiple glasses.
yo it's skyblock guy!
@@cattysplatyeah but that has nothing to do with the phrase “good yard”. He was probably trying to say something else.
That’s just hilarious drunken gibberish.
Personally, I've heard "having a conversation" referred to as "spinning a yarn"
I doubt somebody (even very drunk) would sign off with "good fkn beer"
Put those two together and I'd guess it was just a typo or an autocorrect issue
"I'd like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said."
Reciprocating the student's friendly rapport and subtly retaliating at the same time. A display of both affability and authority, the perfect closing line.
A remarkable analysis my good friend, I concur
That was a lot of syllables
Indubitably good sir
Most indefinitely
@@quadtripletts8822 I'm impressed, you managed to utilize a 3 syllable word when it appears that you have difficulties using words longer than a single syllable.
I love how the teacher was so polite and professional and still responded with "Good Yard" lol
My brother once accidentally texted his boss, instead of a friend, something like, "Ayyy lmao, when am I coming over?" Before he sent an apology/wrong number text, his boss wrote back, "Bring whiskey."
I’m convinced that boss is a motherfucking g
Idk, I think I might have to change plans if my boss responded like that. Good on him. xD
I'd actually just come over and bring some whiskey
Today my boss said something about it being a wonder she doesn't drink (we deal with the public) and I asked her if she wanted me to bring the fireball when I got off lunch.
I mean, there are a few genuinely good bosses. One day my boss was feeling lonely (he was a L3 director back then, 32 years old) and he invited me to crash out. Came back with a 600 euro bottle of dom perignon (thanks dude)
“So I don’t have to remember what you said.” Made me actually laugh out loud for a good sustained 10 seconds.
The teacher’s comeback doesn’t mess around
Now THATS a good teacher
College professors are usually pretty chill.
Good yard
Nice pfp
well he obviously is the motherfuckin G
And a bad student*
0:35 Forgot to say „Sent from my iPhone“. I’m disappointed in you, Jeaney.
This is the reason why "good yard" has lived rent free in the back of my mind for the past few years.
I'm glad to finally find it again.
Sounds like a Coach Z line from Homestar Runner.
@@SonicMaster519 From what I know I think I'd like that series, but for some reason I've never checked it out.
@@SonicMaster519 The stuff I know about that series makes me think I'd like it, but for whatever reason I've just never looked at it.
@@ArcanineEspeon Give it a shot sometime soon. It's pretty funny and while it has aged just a small bit, it's just as funny as ever and it is a blast to watch.
The fact that the teacher was so cool in return and granted him an extension actually suggests that Pat is probably a pretty good, likable student for the most part, despite this email
or that mr martin is indeed, a motherf****ing g
@@sprout8426 Oh, to the highest degree
Or both
"I'd like a bottle so I won't remember what you said"
SHOT THROUGH THE _HEART_ BRO OMG
And you're to blame, you give looove a bad name!
*how do you write in italics, teach me master*
@@Pin0fPoints surrounding with _underscores_ perhaps?
@@Pin0fPoints lol got it first guess
@@alazarbisrat1978
_Thank you saint sent by the heavenly lord_
Least deranged college interaction be like
High school teachers: Your professors in college won't be as lenient as I am.
The professors in college:
That's the most chill teacher in existence. Good yard.
dude i spot you in the comments of like every 3rd video i watch
Good yard
ROFL! 🤣
That's a great teacher, on many _many_ levels!
- Student falterss in his responsibility to do schoolwork, but at least comes clean and asks for an extension? Granted.
- Student uses exceptionally informal language with their teacher? Absolutely ignored due to understanding the students mental state.
- Student suggests infidelity? Teacher sidesteps it _completely_ by calmly mentioning their wife.
- To top it off... Teacher exhibits a great sense of humor through use of _"Yes, I'll have what _*_he's_*_ having please!"_
Indeed... Teacher is certifiably a _"mother|||||n g"_ of the *highest* order! 🤘
Don't you mean informal language?
Maybe the way you address each other is different but I'd consider Patrick's e-mail somewhat informal.
-good yard.
@@michimatsch5862 I *_did_* mean informal, yes! Could've sworn I swiped for that... 😅
I don't think patrick was suggesting infidelity, I think he knows a hair regrowth specialist or smth
@@saveoursquirrels4241You might be right lol Good catch!
It definitely come down to what he meant by _"And keep you bangin"_ in context of the girl heh
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEyeah i always figured he was assuming that banging the wife would become less enjoyable due to the baldness, but mr martin then clarifies that it isn't a problem.
but then again i could be wrong! after a night like that, idek if ol pat himself would be able to tell ya wtf he meant hy that
- good yard
its actually surprising how this teacher didnt give any consequences for the drunk mail, and responded really well.
College is just like that
I feel he may have been on the other side of that situation many years ago haha
college professors are chill 🫶🥹 and pretty understanding and flexible
"Next time you email me I'd like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said" is the perfect professional response to this lmao
Occasionally the stars align and someone picks up teaching who's actually good at understanding as well.
I don't even know what "good yard" means, but it killed me that the teacher closed his email by re-using it. 😂😂😂
It doesn’t mean anything, at least not in any of the big English speaking nations. Pretty sure the guy was drunk out of his mind and the professor just copied what he said for fun
Look up "yard of ale." It's a drinking game in British pubs of downing large glasses of beer in one attempt. It's a compliment to the barkeep after drinking it, or your friends to show you are unfazed and actually enjoyed it.
@@cattysplat Huh, the more you know. Thanks for the correction and the info
@@cattysplat Today I learned! Thank you!
I'd guess he misspelt "Good yarn", which is similar to concluding a conversation with "Good chat".
You know what man, he forgot about the paper until he was already drunk but at least he tried to get ahead of it
Getting weird emails from the adult children I would be teaching is the other part of being a professor I want to do. The other parts are the raw act of teaching information, and financial security.
If you expect being a professor to give financial security you might be in for a rude awakening, but hey, two out of three isn't bad.
Financial security… Ha! Funny.
Financial Security?! Teacher?
*AI enters the chat*
Hello! 😊
That teacher really is a G. Mad respect 🔥
Now that's a good professor. Professional but still has a good sense of humor and understanding.
If only people like him weren't so rare.
MAN I WANT A TEACHER LIKE THAT
The teacher not only passed the vibe check, but added new questions to the test.
4th grade teacher: Your college professors will be strict, and would not let deadlines slide: Actual Professor:
meanwhile college professors just kinda do whatever the fuck they want. Some are strict but it seems like the overwhelming majority are like "yeah whatever." I think it comes from everyone in the room being an adult, the whole power aspect of child vs. adult is completely absent compared to public school, not to mention colleges ain't government regulated like public schools so the curriculum is kinda whatever the teacher thinks is necessary for the students to learn. It can change per-year in some classes, in others they might teach the same stuff for decades.
Mr. Martin was probably a party animal in his younger days as well. He understood the whole "live fast die young" mentality of frat boy shenanigans and knew it was best to be friendly but professional.
"Love u and c u Monday"
Well the way he responded i see what Patrick sees in him 😂❤
He probably remembers that every occasional day of the year.
As a Martin myself, I can confirm that this teacher is the absolute goat.
I've never met this man but he may be my favorite teacher in existence
If Patrick had given Mr. Martin a bottle (of whatever it was) at the end of the academic year, he would have become a mothereffing G in his own right! Let's hope he did. 😄
This wins the "One of the Interactions of All Time" award
Dang.....
This teacher actually responded
This is a great teacher. Doesnt alienate himself with his students. Respect!
i like this teacher, he's a good sport. wish i had more teachers like him when i was young.
As an education major this professor inspires me
i once sent an email kinda like this when i was in college, except all i got in response was a welfare check email from the university counseling and mental health center. Granted, i was spiraling into alcoholism at the time, but still...
They really said "jit trippin"
When the college professor turns out to be a sassy old man, rather than a bitter old man
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when Patrick checked his email the next day
good fuckin yard has worked its way into my vocabulary
Ngl bald teachers are the fkn best. They're good at teaching and they are super chill and nice.
valid student and teacher right there.
Mr. Martin truly was a G, did not take it badly and even gave the man an extension. keep being who you are Mr. Martin.
He’s right, Mr Martin IS a G
that good yard was the cherry on top
Greatest teacher ever.
Good yard to you all.
This is truly the best possible way this could have gone
relatable
Wait what
He really is the G! He gave the extension immediately!
With a response like that, He wasn’t lying when he said the teacher was a G
That teacher is the most comprehensive and professional man i´ve ever seen
I like the fact that this prof didn't get all uppity about what a student does on their own time. More teachers need to be like that I reckon. School is school, and the teacher shouldn't get to dictate how you spend your time away. Probably helps that Patrick foresaw his hangover and asked sooner rather than later lmao
He's literally the coolest teacher ever
Good yard.
bro was so chill about it too😭
Good yard!
I looked up good yard on urban dictionary and the top article was a reference to this post
from now on every time i send a message to someone i will close with good yard
good yard for ever
Mr Martin is a g, good yard
The " Good yard " had me wheezing 💀💀💀
That’s such a great teacher. I would die to have one like him in my life
I would also like a bottle of whatever he had
''i apreciate your concern for my bald head''
I'm shocked he still got his extension, even after all that. Normally when I ask, my instructors just give me a dirty look and say no, and I've never been drunk a day in my life lol
Well professor's response proves that he is a g. I wish my professors were this chill.
"So I don't have to remember what you said" I'm dying of laughter
I lose it at the way the teacher nonchalant uses the drunken expression "good yard" at the end
Mr martin is indeed a g
The best flippin conversation ever
Bro passed the vibe check
I cannot help but read Mr. Martin’s response in Mission Control’s voice from Deep Rock Galactic.
Hahaaa if only sending messages like this to your teacher was acceptable
Nearly every school has one teacher with whom it is. In my middle-school it was my music teacher (suck it Americans, we getting drunk once we reach double digits 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪) in my trades school it was the religion teacher (don't ask me why a machinist in training is supposed to learn the bible) in my cousins middle school it was the sport teacher and that's already the height of her education 😅
depending on how chill your professor/teacher/lecturer is, you definitely can. i did it in high school and again in university.
@@theultimatefreak666 you say you're getting drunk when you hit double digits as if its a flex
I'd say maybe a third of them are like this in college. Pretty normal people.
@@CharliMorganMusic At my alma mater, most of mine wouldn't have gotten annoyed about the email itself. That said, I _really_ doubt that most of my profs would've let people get an extension for being drunk. Maybe if they were otherwise a _really_ good student and it was a special occasion?
Granted, I went to a huge state school, so the professors are busier and much more "sink or swim" than the one I transferred from (very small liberal arts college). Professors at that one would've been more OK with that.
Mr Martins response confirms that Patrick did not lie, he is indeed a MFing G
Sounds like Mr. Martin is in fact a G
What an absolute G of a teacher.
Patrick was right. Mr. Martin is a motherfucking G
“I’d like a bottle of what you had so i dont remember what you said” realest teacher
I had a Mr Martin who was bald and who was, indeed, an absolute G. I wonder if he might have been a great male role model for people without one, but he was a secondary school teacher, so I don't think this could be him, I think the two Mr Martins would have a great night drinking whatever he had together though, judging from this
Mr. Martin is a real one for this!
that teachers response couldn't have been more perfect
I love how well he actually took it it's awesome
good yard, mr martin.
Teacher for sure passed the vibe check 😂😂
Lol my teachers would go out drinking with us regularly getting absolutely pissed, but would give us no hand outs whatsoever when we were back in class. It was a german school for kind of grownups 18+ , so naturally we were pissed all day anyways. I still wonder how I got all the way into uni without going to rehab.
this was actually really wholesome
I love this, the teacher seems chill AF
I've been WAITING for this guy to read this exchange 😭