LMAO she said "distillery" when she meant "dispensary" when she was talking about spending bank on weed lmao love you Kennie. She proved she doesn't engage in that stuff lol
@@stardoogalaxie9314 There’s a place, no idea where at the moment. Where there is a liquor drink made out of fermented marijuana leaves 😳 kind of want to try it lol
I wonder if the movie producer realized the only way this movie was going to get views was by the crowd who loves to hate-watch garbage but didn't realize that you can't mix garbage with boring.
@@cristlewrite7944 I like to think of Canadians as the kids of divorced parents, Britain and France with the other non-majority White commonwealth nations being the (forcibly) adopted siblings they always forget about until they want something. Yes I made my own version of Hetalia Axis Powers.
The fact the producers watch Kennie and reached out to her for a movie review knowing exactly what kind of content she makes… I’m speechless. Imagine being so damn great that people WANT you to roast their movies😭
I mean, you know what they say: there's no such thing as bad publicity. If you want people to watch your movie, it makes perfect sense to get Kennie to review it.
I feel like it’s honestly a genius way of marketing. People know they won’t watch the movie on their own but people may watch it just to make fun of it because of Kennie‘s influence
very interested in learning what on earth compelled the producer to email the creator of a series named “BAD movies and a beat” 😭 its like the biggest self-own
I guess its that "Talk good or bad, but please talk about me" kinda if vibe, he knows that a few people will go to tubi to watch the film regardless of Kenny talking good or bad.
I kinda get it, because even if Kendall outright says it was boring and bad in the worst way possible, she still makes the movie sound way funnier and a lot more interesting than it probably is. Plus, I don't know if anyone would even hear about the movie otherwise, so you have exposure. And actually, people who come from this channel to check if it was really that bad will have their expectations on the ground, so if the movie even slightly surpasses that expectation, some might actually rank it higher. I'd say that if you produce a boring bad movie, emailing Kendall is a pretty darn smart move 😂
@@nathaliem3423 Yeah that's what I thought too but that must have backfired cuz it was not one of those movies Kennie recommends because it's so bad it's fun but the boring "don't watch it unless you want to suffer" type of movies.
Similar to "How Did This Get Made" or "Rifftrax," I'm sure certain movies get a little spike in sales/streams for being featured by people who want to experience it. Selling 500 copies off the back of how bad it is is better than selling 0 pretending it's good.
“Girls don’t like you because you don’t shower” Exactly! Guys will seriously watch 20 episodes of anime but can’t find the 20 minutes to make sure they don’t stink
Not to defend the shitbags that feel like women owe them their bodies and time, but it feels like some of you are just criticising mentally ill people who struggle with hygiene and general daily functions rather than actual incels.
@@joyphil4399 while I understand what you're saying, women aren't really given the same grace when it comes to having bad hygiene. Like I'm not denying that there are definitely women out there with way too high expectations, but generally the standard for women are astronomical while the standard for men is like on the ground.
@@rockandfashion7207 Plainly not true. Men have to hit the gym, have a great job and car, and be rich. Women need to not be fat - that's it. That's the only universal standard for women.
In the email he said he was a film producer but he never said he produced THAT film. Imagine those were just his competitors and he was just trying to get them roasted 😭
I almost broke my phone after I threw it across the table when Kennie said, “It was all a dream.” This is absolutely worst trope ending ever. It’s a complete and utter cop out. And to anyone who uses this kind of ending for their movies or books, I hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your miserable life. If you can’t commit to your own story and come up with a decent ending other than “it was all made up! everyone lives happily ever after!” then you should just quit now
hey i accidentally wrote an essay on dream endings in ur replies whoops anyways the only time that ending can be accepted is if its *not* an ending, if the audiences are completely aware from AT LEAST the first act. like OMORI - we knew it was a dream thing the entire time, so it wasn't bad. the issue a lot of ppl (and myself) have with "dream" endings was that it meant 1. we just wasted all the time spent watching/reading/playing that 2. THERE WERE NO STAKES. comparing and contrasting OMORI and Little Hope, 2 games that both had "dream endings". OMORI was great bc the place was called the Dreamscape. the character woke up multiple times. you KNEW it was a dream. but it still had stakes. if you fucked up really hard in either the Dreamscape OR the real world Sunny's (the mc) mind and life would be fucked up forever. you were fighting for his sanity. it all had a weight to it. Little Hope through the hallucination/dream ending at you 2 minutes from the end. it spends 2-3 hours building up a magic system, characters, a world, and then said "nah" at the end. It felt like they had to rush the end - it didn't work. everyone was pissed. there were *some* clues, but clues aren't enough. there was no real purpose to figuring everything out, or solving the mystery - not really. So it made you feel like you wasted your time, and that the writer was laughing at u for believing *what they told you to believe.* so yeah thats why i think ppl hate dream endings so much - its bc they're "dream endings" not "dream stories".
The only time I’ve ever seen anything really work with the “it was all a dream” ending was the Drawn to Life video game series. The world of cute animal creatures was actually the coma dream of a boy whose parents died in a car crash. There were enough threads in the story where that didn’t feel out of left field, and it really worked for a video game aimed at those 7 and up.
Honestly, it’s smart for people who’ve made bad movies to contact you for a review. Like some of them probably know what they made (especially if it ends up on one of the questionable movie apps) and either they have good memories from making it and they want it to live on in some way or they’re just so floored by how bad the movie is that they want someone to validate their emotions toward the film.
So Tubi straight up greenlit someone's Thelma & Louise fanfic? I guess it's nice to see bad writers getting inspiration from something besides Twilight.
'humiliation kink' LMAOO thats the only possible reason they asked for this, right?? or else they got off knowing she had to watch a terrible movie more than once 💀
The “it was all a dream” thing. I remember in high school when I took creative writing, my teacher said she’d fail any of us who writes a story and ends it with it all being a dream or didn’t actually happen. Anyone else ? Lol
The way this movie sounds like someone did the screenplay version of fanfic writers "filing the serial numbers off" to sell their book mainstream. Like leaving alone the bit about the matching T and L's, the robbery coz they lost the money, the boyfriend coming down to give the money... OMG it's literally a High School AU Thelma and Louise fanfic???
Nobody asked but I just wanted to say that when I first came across this “Bad Movies and a Beat” series I thought Keniee would be making music beats 😅😅😅
"it was all a dream" can be an effective trope if there's a reason. If it all being a dream doesn't make the entire story pointless. For example, I May Destroy You's episode where it played with different endings. The fact that it happened shows our main character battling her feelings and somewhat coming out on top. Here it's just....?
I recall, correct me if I am wrong, Kennie already did a bad movie and a beat about "Loqueesha". Though for some reason I cannot find it on her UA-cam channel anymore . and I agree with everyone else. Who thought that this movie was a great idea and green-lighted it!!!?
I hope Bad Movies and a Beat lasts long enough that it inspires a subscriber to purposefully try to make a bad movie so it gets dunked on by Kennie but fails cause she taught us too well 😭
Low budget Detroit movies are something my wife and I discovered over quarantine. I'm glad you have found them too, they are the gift that keeps on giving.
I'm so glad you were honest about the movie. I'm so soft that I'd probably be too nervous about really tearing into a movie if i knew the producer was going to watch 😆😆
Going to the grocery store is like the worst thing ever when you're hungry...I don't know why I never go when I'm not hungry. Edit: OH snap! Kennie you've officially made it! The artist themselves are reaching out to you for reviews!? Ooh the "step on my heart and soul Mistress Kendall" energy. The BOLDEST of bold. Edit 2: the movie gave me both Queen and Slim as well as Thelma and Louise. I think they should've lead with the idea of it being a whole falsified story and see where it goes from there.
I'm the opposite as I'm too lazy to grocery shop when I'm hungry so when I do go I always forget stuff I need cause my stomach can't remind me lol. We should switch and do each other's shopping, come to Florida!
From the premise onward, im just sitting here like “why they trying to remake ‘thelma and louise’ but this bad?” because like ???? the friend that is controlled by a man escaping, the girl stopping sa with a gun, killing an assaulter with said gun, to the whole getting stopped by a cop, the road runaway, the stealing, the reuniting with exes, til the police confrontation in the end??? Like ??? this cant be all a coincidence, even similar lines with one of them trying to give in and the other saying she wont be trapped again, like CMON EVEN THE NAME THELMA goddamn like cmon what was the NEED for this movie
I feel like we need a whole series highlighting different Black Tubi (or not tubi) classics for a bunch of black cities. We already got Detroit, now we need ATL, Chicago, LA, NY, etc.
Well I guess I’m sexier than Tems, Angela Bassett, Beyoncé and Naomi Campbell cause I listen to every episode from start to finish-no timestamp, lol 😂. I love it, it’s a whole cinematic workflow for me 😁
Tubi and Passionflix out here just giving us truckloads of content. Also, I like to think the producer hates being apart of this movie and, this is their way of seeking revenge
omg my high school english teacher used to automatically deduct 10 marks if you ended your creative writing piece with an "it was all a dream" cliché and honestly it feels like that should be standard practice bc that was so annoying to hear 😭😭😭😭😭😭
At no point during this video, did I know what you were about to say next and the "twist" at the end just made me mad- matter fact, I've been considering writing a script and this movie made me realize that Tubi will produce anything.
my headcanon for why the producer contacted u is the producer and director/writer had beef, & they contacted u for revenge, but the "even bad publicity is good publicity" seems more plausible
The producer knew that people wouln't watch this movies unless you talked about it 😂 my request for a bad movie is either Adam Sandler's "That's my boy" or the newest Gabriel Inferno's movie!
It wouldn’t be a good BHM w/ out a low budget black movie review from Kennie 😂 Next year, I challenge you to do nothing but this genre in February. We need it! 😂
Have you seen "Drop Dead Gorgeous" or "Death Becomes Her"? I think you might like the comedy and the craziness of the storyline for Drop Dead Gorgeous if only for the fact that it's shot as a Documentary about a Beauty Pageant in Minnesota. Then "Death Becomes Her" is absolutely hilarious almost campish in how over the top everyone acts or portrays themselves, which is right up your alley.
literally just finished your more butter episode, and you didn't come across as nervous at all, you did great^-^ will look forward to catching you over there too 🖤
Recommendations for Bad Movies and a Beat: Species II, Butterfly Effect, Brightburn, Southland Tales, Movie 43, Black Christmas (the new one), Jonah Hex, The Circle, The Lobster, & The Craft (new one, obviously) 😉
It's always so funny to me when people see dabs and think they're meth, and then I remember I made the exact same mistake as a lil kid and my dad almost lost custody of me for it💀💀
I’m…speechless? I think that’s what I’m going for lmfaooo the confidence you must have as a producer with a Tubi movie to request that your movie be reviewed for a series called Bad Movies and A Beat is impressive to say the least😭😂😂
I don't even know anything about Detroit, but I get so pleased when Kennie talks shit about it. It's like contact-roasting! I'm happy to be included, I guess. :)
Imagine knowing that the movie you made is so bad that the review of the movie would be 100 times more entertaining and watchable than the movie itself. I guess there's no such thing as bad publicity... Congrats on the podcast Kennie!
This movie was almost TWO HOURS?!? Kennie you are a patron saint for putting up with this shit. That producer better have paid you for dealing with this mess
Omg. U gotta watch "Immortal Fist: The Legend of Wing Chun" on Tubi. Only halfway thru and it is a hoot. It's clearly a movie done by a small group of friends/neighborhood kids from midwest suburbia who also are in an anime club.
Can I just say that u are one of my FAVORITE UA-camrs. I get hyped so Saturday every week. I’ve even got my husband into it and when tall girl 2 came out he said ‘this seems like a movie your UA-cam girl would talk about’. U’re so hilarious
dude.... I thought you were being facetious when you said "if you're happy and you know it clap dat ass." then you played the clip and my soul left my body☠!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I watched this movie!! I didn't finish it but I'm really interested in your opinion! P.S. Kennie, if you get a chance please please please PLEASE review Sia's Music. That movie and the controversy surrounding it was really something and it would especially mean a lot to me as an autistic to hear your thoughts.
Out of ALL the savagery I've heard from you; "this movie should've stayed an e-mail" takes the crown.
😭😭😭 IM CHOKING.
IM TAKING THAT FOR MY OWN USES
She dragged this movie to FILTH! 😂
My trachea is orbiting a nexus right now 😭😭😭
FR
Kennie is out here looking for a sugar daddy, fructose father and glucose guardian.
please...
I can dig it 🤷♂️
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
sucrose sweetheart.
LMAO she said "distillery" when she meant "dispensary" when she was talking about spending bank on weed lmao love you Kennie. She proved she doesn't engage in that stuff lol
Lls. I was about to post this exact comment. Kennie is so adorable!
She said "distillery" and I truly didn't think to second guess that. Shows what I know!
Now I wonder what fermented weed leaves would taste like? Prolly terrible
@@stardoogalaxie9314 There’s a place, no idea where at the moment. Where there is a liquor drink made out of fermented marijuana leaves 😳 kind of want to try it lol
@@stardoogalaxie9314 I’m imagining weed infused vodka or whiskey….
Like how that singer did weed infused wine.
I wonder if the movie producer realized the only way this movie was going to get views was by the crowd who loves to hate-watch garbage but didn't realize that you can't mix garbage with boring.
I agree with you
Damn…
WRITE THAT SCREENPLAY YALL. Tubi has taught me that literally anything can be a movie
Bad Movies and a Beat has taught me anything can be turned into a movie! That movie about the man, his wife, and a gem was straight up ridiculous!
Live. Your. Dreams. 💗🤘🏾
@@ushygushyputhy386 I had to look back at her playlist real quick. It's "Fateful Findings". It was ridiculous.
😂😂😂
Honestly, I am in the process. Hope I can catch a Tubi contract and get better from there(jk, I know my worth)
"movies from tubi always feel like a favour to the cousin who's trying to get their mixtape out" 😭
Whenever I see an extra "u" in spelling like "favour" or "colour" I reread the whole comment in a British accent.
@@blueismylove3128 lol, us Canadians use an extra "u" too, include us, eh?
@@cristlewrite7944 I like to think of Canadians as the kids of divorced parents, Britain and France with the other non-majority White commonwealth nations being the (forcibly) adopted siblings they always forget about until they want something. Yes I made my own version of Hetalia Axis Powers.
@@blueismylove3128 aussies use that spelling too mate
@@oliviac295 I don't know how to do a Aussie accent (•_•)
The fact the producers watch Kennie and reached out to her for a movie review knowing exactly what kind of content she makes… I’m speechless. Imagine being so damn great that people WANT you to roast their movies😭
It's a shame-kink. I can't knock Dijon Honey Mustard.
I mean, you know what they say: there's no such thing as bad publicity. If you want people to watch your movie, it makes perfect sense to get Kennie to review it.
Im giggling so hard
I feel like it’s honestly a genius way of marketing. People know they won’t watch the movie on their own but people may watch it just to make fun of it because of Kennie‘s influence
They know that some of us will watch it to see what she's talking about.
very interested in learning what on earth compelled the producer to email the creator of a series named “BAD movies and a beat” 😭 its like the biggest self-own
I guess its that "Talk good or bad, but please talk about me" kinda if vibe, he knows that a few people will go to tubi to watch the film regardless of Kenny talking good or bad.
Could be cus people who like bad movies and watch kennie go watch the movie and the producer probably wants that
I kinda get it, because even if Kendall outright says it was boring and bad in the worst way possible, she still makes the movie sound way funnier and a lot more interesting than it probably is. Plus, I don't know if anyone would even hear about the movie otherwise, so you have exposure. And actually, people who come from this channel to check if it was really that bad will have their expectations on the ground, so if the movie even slightly surpasses that expectation, some might actually rank it higher. I'd say that if you produce a boring bad movie, emailing Kendall is a pretty darn smart move 😂
@@nathaliem3423 Yeah that's what I thought too but that must have backfired cuz it was not one of those movies Kennie recommends because it's so bad it's fun but the boring "don't watch it unless you want to suffer" type of movies.
Similar to "How Did This Get Made" or "Rifftrax," I'm sure certain movies get a little spike in sales/streams for being featured by people who want to experience it.
Selling 500 copies off the back of how bad it is is better than selling 0 pretending it's good.
“Girls don’t like you because you don’t shower”
Exactly! Guys will seriously watch 20 episodes of anime but can’t find the 20 minutes to make sure they don’t stink
Even as a man I don't understand what's so hard about bathing. I get exactly what you're saying.
men either don't shower at all or they spend an hour in there i s2g
Not to defend the shitbags that feel like women owe them their bodies and time, but it feels like some of you are just criticising mentally ill people who struggle with hygiene and general daily functions rather than actual incels.
@@joyphil4399 while I understand what you're saying, women aren't really given the same grace when it comes to having bad hygiene. Like I'm not denying that there are definitely women out there with way too high expectations, but generally the standard for women are astronomical while the standard for men is like on the ground.
@@rockandfashion7207 Plainly not true. Men have to hit the gym, have a great job and car, and be rich. Women need to not be fat - that's it. That's the only universal standard for women.
In the email he said he was a film producer but he never said he produced THAT film. Imagine those were just his competitors and he was just trying to get them roasted 😭
I want this to be true so bad😂😂
I didn't think about that 😭😂
Nope I checked. He's the producer
Plot twist!
"'girls don't like me cause i like anime' no bitch you dont shower" yes maam keep spitting gospels 🤩🤩
I almost broke my phone after I threw it across the table when Kennie said, “It was all a dream.” This is absolutely worst trope ending ever. It’s a complete and utter cop out. And to anyone who uses this kind of ending for their movies or books, I hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your miserable life. If you can’t commit to your own story and come up with a decent ending other than “it was all made up! everyone lives happily ever after!” then you should just quit now
RIGHT! It’s so lazy! What’s the point in watching a movie if in the end it didn’t even matter?!
Edit: heh 69 likes
I Iike it when everyone gets their happy ending only to wake up(if any do) and realize it was all a lie and their lives are still shit lol
hey i accidentally wrote an essay on dream endings in ur replies whoops anyways
the only time that ending can be accepted is if its *not* an ending, if the audiences are completely aware from AT LEAST the first act. like OMORI - we knew it was a dream thing the entire time, so it wasn't bad. the issue a lot of ppl (and myself) have with "dream" endings was that it meant 1. we just wasted all the time spent watching/reading/playing that 2. THERE WERE NO STAKES.
comparing and contrasting OMORI and Little Hope, 2 games that both had "dream endings". OMORI was great bc the place was called the Dreamscape. the character woke up multiple times. you KNEW it was a dream. but it still had stakes. if you fucked up really hard in either the Dreamscape OR the real world Sunny's (the mc) mind and life would be fucked up forever. you were fighting for his sanity. it all had a weight to it.
Little Hope through the hallucination/dream ending at you 2 minutes from the end. it spends 2-3 hours building up a magic system, characters, a world, and then said "nah" at the end. It felt like they had to rush the end - it didn't work. everyone was pissed. there were *some* clues, but clues aren't enough. there was no real purpose to figuring everything out, or solving the mystery - not really. So it made you feel like you wasted your time, and that the writer was laughing at u for believing *what they told you to believe.*
so yeah thats why i think ppl hate dream endings so much - its bc they're "dream endings" not "dream stories".
The only time I’ve ever seen anything really work with the “it was all a dream” ending was the Drawn to Life video game series. The world of cute animal creatures was actually the coma dream of a boy whose parents died in a car crash. There were enough threads in the story where that didn’t feel out of left field, and it really worked for a video game aimed at those 7 and up.
Damn😶🌫️
The black girls in the movie are GORGEOUS 🙆🏽♀️
RIGHT!!! 😪 but the movie sounds so bad
Yes! And they're actually really good actors outside this movie. I've worked with all of them and they are so amazing!
They are
@@michamallett1964 ooh which films?
@@devonmunn5728 The Letter which was directed by Jhayla Mosley is the absolute best! I'm not sure where to find it yet though
Anyone else burst out laughing when they show the abusive father on the news....IN THE SAME TSHIRT HE DIED IN!??
Bursted out laughing reading this comment lol
@@notyouraveragejoe7003 same lol
Smart move, eh?
the “happy and you know it clap that ass” song playing whilst the characters have an unintelligible conversation made me CACKLE
Honestly, it’s smart for people who’ve made bad movies to contact you for a review. Like some of them probably know what they made (especially if it ends up on one of the questionable movie apps) and either they have good memories from making it and they want it to live on in some way or they’re just so floored by how bad the movie is that they want someone to validate their emotions toward the film.
So Tubi straight up greenlit someone's Thelma & Louise fanfic? I guess it's nice to see bad writers getting inspiration from something besides Twilight.
It's a high school AU too! Wonder what other fanfic tropes are in there?
I think the fact that they emailed you just proves that you are single-handedly keeping them in business. You are, in fact, their sugar daddy.
'humiliation kink' LMAOO thats the only possible reason they asked for this, right?? or else they got off knowing she had to watch a terrible movie more than once 💀
The “it was all a dream” thing. I remember in high school when I took creative writing, my teacher said she’d fail any of us who writes a story and ends it with it all being a dream or didn’t actually happen. Anyone else ? Lol
I remember that 😭
Yes but in film school XD
The way this movie sounds like someone did the screenplay version of fanfic writers "filing the serial numbers off" to sell their book mainstream. Like leaving alone the bit about the matching T and L's, the robbery coz they lost the money, the boyfriend coming down to give the money...
OMG it's literally a High School AU Thelma and Louise fanfic???
I was thinking it sounded wattpad, especially when they got to the “it was all a dream” bit.
Tubi better sponsor you sis😭😂
I don't think they would like her dissing their movies
We biscuits should start a bet on who will sponsor her first , Tubi or Passionflix?
Kendall please NEVER STOP RAMBLING at the start of ur bad movie & a beat videos. BECAUSE WE ARE HERE FOR IT !!!! here u dropped this 👑
No but why did they email you??? 😭😭 did they think it was going in Good Movies and a Glam? 😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm screaming 😭🤣
Nobody asked but I just wanted to say that when I first came across this “Bad Movies and a Beat” series I thought Keniee would be making music beats 😅😅😅
i thought it was just me lol
omg, same!!! That was all the way back on Tall girl 1...haha time flies
It's not what she meant, but she DOES have music on Spotify, which personally I really like!
😂😂😂😂
I mean….she does, just not here….
But I don’t even remember what I thought when I found this lol.
"it was all a dream" can be an effective trope if there's a reason. If it all being a dream doesn't make the entire story pointless. For example, I May Destroy You's episode where it played with different endings. The fact that it happened shows our main character battling her feelings and somewhat coming out on top. Here it's just....?
o.o
Please do that movie about a white dude posing as a black woman for RADIO CLOUT
THAT MOVIE IS SO DISGUSTING
i thought this was a joke until i just googled it
what the hell were they thinking
I recall, correct me if I am wrong, Kennie already did a bad movie and a beat about "Loqueesha". Though for some reason I cannot find it on her UA-cam channel anymore .
and I agree with everyone else. Who thought that this movie was a great idea and green-lighted it!!!?
@@davriecaro3036 i know she mentioned it in another video but I haven't seen her doing a video
@@AC-mn3zd I'm curious but not curious enough to watch it outright because I gotta put my blood pressure first 🤣🤌🏾
I hope Bad Movies and a Beat lasts long enough that it inspires a subscriber to purposefully try to make a bad movie so it gets dunked on by Kennie but fails cause she taught us too well 😭
Lmao
Kennie is a qualified judge solely bc she’s a Capricorn sun and i trust her
Don’t forget the Scorpio rising
Also Aries Moon
The Cap sun and moon are indeed trustworthy beings. Not the rising tho.
@@kissit012agree to disagree I guess
“Did they edit this on a shoebox?!” I almost fell off my bed!
"this movie feels like a money laundering scheme" i can't lmao
Plot twist: the producer actually produces the music and thought Kennie would say the soundtrack was fire.
That moment when you realiaze that Jabari is actually Maya's son. Her husband is Darnell 🤣
Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to lolol
I love that Tubi is now the new Passionflix 🤣🤣 you cannot be doing this for free anymore 🤣💅🏾💅🏾
Think Tubi is fine. They allow us to also watch the garbage for free 🤣🤣
“Y’all be spending bank at the distillery” thanks Kennie for reminding me I gotta hit up my local distillery lol
u know it’s about to be a good video when the *producer* of the video asked kennie to review it for them
“humiliation kink” i can’t 😭😭😭😭😭
Low budget Detroit movies are something my wife and I discovered over quarantine. I'm glad you have found them too, they are the gift that keeps on giving.
I'm so glad you were honest about the movie. I'm so soft that I'd probably be too nervous about really tearing into a movie if i knew the producer was going to watch 😆😆
From your “Bound” video and this, I’ve learned: don’t throw away your bag for a man, unless he has a bigger bag 💰😂
Going to the grocery store is like the worst thing ever when you're hungry...I don't know why I never go when I'm not hungry.
Edit: OH snap! Kennie you've officially made it! The artist themselves are reaching out to you for reviews!? Ooh the "step on my heart and soul Mistress Kendall" energy. The BOLDEST of bold.
Edit 2: the movie gave me both Queen and Slim as well as Thelma and Louise. I think they should've lead with the idea of it being a whole falsified story and see where it goes from there.
I'm the opposite as I'm too lazy to grocery shop when I'm hungry so when I do go I always forget stuff I need cause my stomach can't remind me lol. We should switch and do each other's shopping, come to Florida!
You don't go when you're not hungry probably because you forget you need to or you're too lazy to if you're anything like me XD
See going when I'm not hungry is worse, because I don't get anything because nothing sounds good. Lmao
From the premise onward, im just sitting here like “why they trying to remake ‘thelma and louise’ but this bad?” because like ???? the friend that is controlled by a man escaping, the girl stopping sa with a gun, killing an assaulter with said gun, to the whole getting stopped by a cop, the road runaway, the stealing, the reuniting with exes, til the police confrontation in the end??? Like ???
this cant be all a coincidence, even similar lines with one of them trying to give in and the other saying she wont be trapped again, like CMON
EVEN THE NAME THELMA
goddamn like cmon what was the NEED for this movie
I'm absolutely dead at Kennie asking for a "Splenda Father" aka Sugar Daddy. I MUST use this term now!
I need myself a glucose guardian my favorite term
An aspartame uncle or sucrose step-father.
@@hope-cat4894 maltose mother or fructose father
I feel like we need a whole series highlighting different Black Tubi (or not tubi) classics for a bunch of black cities. We already got Detroit, now we need ATL, Chicago, LA, NY, etc.
My ass was listenin to this eatin cereal and choked at "She don't believe in Neverland" 😭😭😭😭
That podcast was everything!!! Side note: this movie is a poorly, poorly executed version of Thelma & Louise
the filming in this movie is giving high school english project that no one wanted to do
“This movie should have stayed an email.” I’m dead 😵☠️💀🏴☠️🪦
Congrats on the podcast Kennie!!
Kennie, there’s a Japanese flick called Dead Sushi. It is a priceless “Hear me out”!! 🤣🤣
Well I guess I’m sexier than Tems, Angela Bassett, Beyoncé and Naomi Campbell cause I listen to every episode from start to finish-no timestamp, lol 😂. I love it, it’s a whole cinematic workflow for me 😁
"I turned it in at 11:59" is the story of my whole life lol
Tubing and passionflix better start sponsoring you sis
Tubi and Passionflix out here just giving us truckloads of content. Also, I like to think the producer hates being apart of this movie and, this is their way of seeking revenge
My exact thought.
I never would have thought the producer of the movie would ask you! That's hilarious. Would you watch Titane?
omg my high school english teacher used to automatically deduct 10 marks if you ended your creative writing piece with an "it was all a dream" cliché and honestly it feels like that should be standard practice bc that was so annoying to hear 😭😭😭😭😭😭
You should check out Killer Klowns from Outer Space - saw it a few years ago and it DELIVERS on that title. Honestly so much fun
At no point during this video, did I know what you were about to say next and the "twist" at the end just made me mad- matter fact, I've been considering writing a script and this movie made me realize that Tubi will produce anything.
my headcanon for why the producer contacted u is the producer and director/writer had beef, & they contacted u for revenge, but the "even bad publicity is good publicity" seems more plausible
The producer knew that people wouln't watch this movies unless you talked about it 😂 my request for a bad movie is either Adam Sandler's "That's my boy" or the newest Gabriel Inferno's movie!
Theres another Gabriel's inferno film?! Oh god no
"The next day, Tina very quietly robs a gas station" followed by that scene made me laugh so loud that I scared my cat. I'm still laughing about it.😂
Well Lori failed her creative writing class!
“girls don’t like me because I watch anime, no girls don’t like you because you don’t shower” thank u for this kennie
It wouldn’t be a good BHM w/ out a low budget black movie review from Kennie 😂 Next year, I challenge you to do nothing but this genre in February. We need it! 😂
Have you seen "Drop Dead Gorgeous" or "Death Becomes Her"? I think you might like the comedy and the craziness of the storyline for Drop Dead Gorgeous if only for the fact that it's shot as a Documentary about a Beauty Pageant in Minnesota. Then "Death Becomes Her" is absolutely hilarious almost campish in how over the top everyone acts or portrays themselves, which is right up your alley.
“If you’re happy and you know it, clap that a**!” 🤣🤣🤣 I just hollered!!
this movie literally looks like a high school film project 😭😭 the set-design and lighting budgets were ZERO
literally just finished your more butter episode, and you didn't come across as nervous at all, you did great^-^ will look forward to catching you over there too 🖤
That producer knows what he's doing 😂, any type of publicity is good publicity motive 💀
Recommendations for Bad Movies and a Beat:
Species II, Butterfly Effect, Brightburn, Southland Tales, Movie 43, Black Christmas (the new one), Jonah Hex, The Circle, The Lobster, & The Craft (new one, obviously) 😉
THE PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!!! i’ve been waiting for this for years i’m so so happy for you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Kennie I NEED you to watch the PIRANHA movies! you wont be able to show most of them but describing it will be fun :D
I learned everything I needed to know about your smoking experience when you called the DISPENSARY the DISTILLERY 🤣🤣☠️
It's always so funny to me when people see dabs and think they're meth, and then I remember I made the exact same mistake as a lil kid and my dad almost lost custody of me for it💀💀
"Humiliation kink, I get it" oh my GOD KENNIE
obsessed w the fact that you said distillery instead of dispensary im going to call it that from now on
Just watched this movie and.... this movie is so stupid I love it. I can't believe it's so bad
"... Nah. Girls don't like you cause you don't shower."
* wishes she could like this video seventeen hundred times *
#AnimeConSurvivor
LMAOOO that "F-ing fun" part took me out!! I'm convinced I could be a bombastic actress now with how my version sounded in comparison 🤣.
I’m…speechless? I think that’s what I’m going for lmfaooo the confidence you must have as a producer with a Tubi movie to request that your movie be reviewed for a series called Bad Movies and A Beat is impressive to say the least😭😂😂
I don't even know anything about Detroit, but I get so pleased when Kennie talks shit about it. It's like contact-roasting!
I'm happy to be included, I guess. :)
Imagine knowing that the movie you made is so bad that the review of the movie would be 100 times more entertaining and watchable than the movie itself. I guess there's no such thing as bad publicity... Congrats on the podcast Kennie!
Oh they went full black film with that random picture of Marilyn Monroe as home decor at 14:59 😭😭😭
This movie was almost TWO HOURS?!? Kennie you are a patron saint for putting up with this shit. That producer better have paid you for dealing with this mess
The Tubi films made in Detroit are in a class of their own! Icouls\dn't get through 5 minutes of this mess. Thanks for the breakdown Home Girl.😆
Omg. U gotta watch "Immortal Fist: The Legend of Wing Chun" on Tubi. Only halfway thru and it is a hoot. It's clearly a movie done by a small group of friends/neighborhood kids from midwest suburbia who also are in an anime club.
Coincidentally while I was watching this, my family was downstairs screaming and laughing at 'fatal affair' and how stupid it was😂
I got the Thelma & Louise reference immediately. Too bad it was executed so poorly.
Can I just say that u are one of my FAVORITE UA-camrs. I get hyped so Saturday every week. I’ve even got my husband into it and when tall girl 2 came out he said ‘this seems like a movie your UA-cam girl would talk about’. U’re so hilarious
I'm babysitting my nephews and niece but I locked myself in the bathroom as soon as I got the notification 😭😂
dude.... I thought you were being facetious when you said "if you're happy and you know it clap dat ass." then you played the clip and my soul left my body☠!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
tubi came thru for me so many times w/ random old movies i had to watch for class, gotta love em
When Kennie gives a Toni impression of Mya SON Jabari lol that’s the best part 😂🤣
WAIT WAIT WAIT!! I KNOW THIS WHOLE CAST!! LOL I have worked with ALL of them! They're actually really good actors
The fact that you said distillery instead of dispensary had me rolling for no good reason 😂
14:20 idk why but the way she cut him off and finished his sentence is sending me.
Hearing the synopsis I was like "this sounds like a fanfic" and lo and behold, technically it was lol
Please tell me someone saw that continuity error. When they're leaving the hotel in Kentucky a SMART bus goes by in the background. That's so Detroit.
I watched this movie!! I didn't finish it but I'm really interested in your opinion!
P.S. Kennie, if you get a chance please please please PLEASE review Sia's Music. That movie and the controversy surrounding it was really something and it would especially mean a lot to me as an autistic to hear your thoughts.
Okay no. She got hit by a sniper, then it was all a dream, and they're in an old Pizza Hut? One offense after another and I'm all cackled out 🤣
Kennie please watch "Black as night", issa vampire film with that dude from Greenleaf