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"The daemons of Slaanesh are playing quite the music." "Yes, I believe is called the 'Oh god, that's not how my tendons are supposed to be placed in D minor' quite a traditional piece."
That sounds like something Sheogorath would write Great now I’m picturing Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness in the warhammer universe yikes the absolute chaos he would bring , while I doubt he would be beating anyone the shannagins he would get up to would be hilarious to see
@@geoshark12 honestly most of the daedra would be like, 'you guys are giving Chaos a bad name. I mean Molag Bal probably is like 'cool' but the sisters are going to be like 'fuck this shit up.'"
Sorcerer: "why is this table covered in flesh and bone? This isn't the tea I ordered? Why am I aboard the Vengeful Spirt? I'm just a random beakie sorcerer why does that guy look like Thanos? Why are those Slanneshi demons playing awful music? Why are all those nice paintings wrapped in human skin? Why isn't my tea here yet? Why do I have to sit next to the Death guard he's stinky, it would be rude to tell him to move though, I wish I was home, the Vengeful Spirit looked cooler in the books.."
@@kmel3588 I mean in the series Kor-Pharons faction kill Abbadon's emissary and Erebus's faction is spooked over upsetting him. Not sure they are really against him but definitely aren't for him exactly.
@@kmel3588 That is interesting to know. Makes sense if you think about Abaddon's alleged unwillingness to bow down to Chaos Gods. Word Bearers are literal ultra-fanatics to Chaos of the 40k setting, thereby making it plausible that they seek to overthrown Abaddon more than any other Chaos faction. Also Word Bearer hubris on being the most devout followers makes them quite prideful too, so quite hypocritical of Malos to silently accuse Abaddon of being too prideful. Good ending though.
@@Reaper419Darkangel Slaves of Darkness novel, at the end of Heresy, because he do not like that Horus refuses to fully embrace and submit before Dark Gods (and he thinks that he will fail, because of it).
It's a pretty terrible read. It portrays logar as a snivelling cretin rather than the strong self assured character we see in betrayer. I'm no the biggest fan of logar but ADB did an excellent job making him an interesting character that had a place. Slaves to darkness puts him ten steps backwards.
in the book Betrayal, not only Lorgar betrayed the Emperor, but he also sold Angron to the blood god by phrasing he's saving his brother from torment. But hey, the Word Bearer already scheming against themselves like Erebus and Kor phaeron :P
Abaddon:... Vrykan: What? No words to- Abaddon: We are trying to have a nice meal at Chaos Garden right now. Sit down before the manager kicks us out again. Vrykan:... Okay...
Chaos Thanos: Enough Abaddon!!! I have a high ground!!! Abaddon: you are underestimate my power!!! Well i guess everyone already know what happened next
You gotta feel sorry for that interior decorator... "Okay, Warmaster Abbadone, I think we got it all done. Chains, flesh, paintings...No idea who in the warp painted these but they're there. Oh, ya dont worry, we got the corpse hanging above the table just like you asked....Well, yes, it is a hit ripe....Okay *sigh* I'll go change the corpse."
@@ravenstrategist1325 nobody follows abadon cause of his vision they follow him caus he has the most powerful army if a word bearer could gather a larger force then him the chaos forces would join him
no one likes or even follows Abby because he's a visonary, well maybe his buttlover Thousand son, they follow him because he has the biggest ship, most OP weapons, biggest legion (although the red corsairs are getting there, the WB are unified and Mortarion coming back unifed the DG) and the Chaos Gods like to have a cumrag around
>Abbadon can't win because he's prideful. >Says an ex-loyalist probably born in M40. The Chaos Gods really do like spicing their soul-snacks with hypocrisy these days, don't they?
@Victor Kurske 1. It's a young buck talking shit to his great-X grandpa about things he doesn't know about. Abaddon knows the Ruinous Powers and the Long War way better. 2. Abaddon's been around since Horus got picked up by Big E. This dude is a recent defector to the Word Bearers. Abaddon's got alot more experience and glory than him, so there's zero reason for this chump to get followers. 3. Given 1 and 2, yes the guy's a massive hypocrite. And that pretty much is the point and I like it, don't get me wrong. Abaddon's never been safe in his post as Warmaster of Chaos and the Black Legion, there've been thousands of prospective Lords who though they were hot shit enough to take over. This guy's just the latest one, and he probably got shanked five seconds after the scene faded to black.
It's chaos 101: You're the shit beacause of reasons, everyone else is weak. Therefore, you are the one true champion of the Dark Gods. Makes perfect sense.
@@jamescousins9216 The Chaos Gods don't really care what puppets they pull the strings of, the accomplishments of Abaddon's older generation are meaningless if they are defeated. If a young blood has what it takes to take over than he will because that's how the forces of Chaos work.
@@javiermichel7097 Now i just imagine a scenario with Abaddon and Vrykan like in the g1 transformers. "Abaddon has fallen! I Malos Vrykan now your new leader!"
I can only imagine what happend to Vrykan the moment the video ended.Abaddon has killed so many like him for the past 10k years that it must be something like a Tuesday routine nowadays
Why are you with the (h)armless?! I mean, if you were an imperial I would understand you wanting an incompetent opponent, but if you're with chaos that only works if you're one of Malice's followers.....oh Holy Emperor, we have a *double heretic* here!
Well if you edit it with mods, the game will fit Warhammer Fantasy more closely than 40k, since that game had a Gothic, Victorian-Medieval vibe and look to it. Even the heroes will fit more with the Old World setting much more than the grim high-tech space future of 40k.
NO. space neckbeardism, does not need be applied to everything there is in this universe. darkest dungeon is refreshing exactly because it is based on (one could argue) ravenloft and c.o.c, thankfully it's not another game that is lazy to make it's own story an relies on the 40k cashgrab frenzy that's going on right now.
I like to think Malos sat back down and wondered how much of that he said out loud. Or did he just think all of it so he literally just stood up, motioned to the warmaster, and then sat back down again.
but there choas your thoughts are as loud as your words to them i mean unless there super mentally strong themselves you can hear each others thoughts with ease
Ten seconds later... Abaddon: Well, that was foolish. Give this mess over to the musicians: I can't wait to hear the music from the instruments they can make from this idiot's remains.
only for it somehow to go totally wrong cause its seems abaddon has the curse of bad luck to the extreme everything will go wrong till the last attempt were everything goes right
That's exactly how it would go down XD Make all the Armless jokes you want, but there's very few who have the balls to go up against the Despoiler himself.
@@randomcenturion7264 Malos does after gaining the blessings of 4 chaos gods and conquering systems, having multiple battleship class flagships. People don't get context smh
Well this guy gots balls. Hes been marked by all four chaos gods and single handedly conqured the aegis ocularis for chaos. Well in this ending by the way. Hes pretty damn powerful.
As often times as he has been stalled, delayed, defeated, or repelled, he has never stopped fighting the long war, I respect tenacity more then i do ambition. I hope Abaddon flays a new screaming coat out of this pup's hide.
I'm two years late but I like the symbolism of the chaos marines sitting at the table, you got two black legionnaires closer to abbadon symbolizing Chaos undivided, next to them there is a Slaaneshi marine, next a Tzeentchian marine, next a Nurglite marine and then a Khornate marine and at the end of the table there is the Word Bearer, exposed to the four marines and their gods, contrary to Abbadon who has his brothers as a barrier...nice
I’m more surprised by their alliance with the Black Legion in the first place. If I recall, Lorgar was made to bow to Abaddon before the latest Black Crusade.
@Albert Pavliukovic seek out The Talon of Horus by Aaron Dembski-Bowden. Here is but a taste of future enlightenment. “...After the Canticle City came the Illumination, when we battled those who would not swear allegiance to the Warmaster and sought to end our rise. During that era we traversed the Empire of the Eye, ending the Legion Wars with our ascendance above the Nine, and one by one the primarchs bowed before Abaddon. Some willingly, some only grudgingly, and one who had to be brought to his knees. But all of them bowed in the end: Lorgar, Perturabo, Fulgrim, Angron, my father Magnus... even Mortarion, who came closest of all to slaying us through his holy plagues..."
I would just LOVE to see a representation of the Vengeful Spirit both before & after the HH. Seeing how corrupted that one room is, it would be nice to have a ''before'' view of things.
@@ChapterMasterValrak Join Chaos Valrak. Nurgles Gardens are sooo fun you dont know which type of disease your going to get its like russian roulette with 6 bullets.
But you are and with every little dip into heresy good Captain General you become ever closer to Succumbing to the seductive powers of chaos join us Brother.
I would've loved if there was an extended version where abaddon clicks a button and a trapdoor opens up beneath the other dude like a Scooby doo villain.
Three things: 1. Why I suddenly have a Black Legion Guardsmen uniform on? 2. Why I have the star of chaos on my hands? 3. And why I have an overwhelming urge to kill Papa-Smurf and the Corpse-Emperor?
0:39 I laughed so hard because a chaos space marine stood without moving with two demonettes so a picture could be taken.........also someone took a picture of a chaos spawn lol
@@1MagicAndMayhem1 you think these ants stand against a Primarch? No matter how many chaos juice they got space marines are still fodder compare to primarchs
@@Narunata247 Even a Primarch cannot fight that many enemies, It clearly states in the mission when you take his ship down, row-boat gets captured, His massive bones are right there on the table in front of you my man, thank goodness this isnt the canon ending
You got to admire the guts of the mime stalking Abaddon's shadow to make it looks like he has arms, even though he knows he can get stabbed by that Word Bearer idiot now that power swords have AP2 as they should, he isn't even flinching.
@Annoying Fan he sacrificed his last black stone fortress and even the chaos gods are pissed at him. And now because of his last crusade grand papa smurf is in the galaxy again.
@Annoying Fan not destroyed, cut off. If he was smart he would have waited a few thousand years and let the I.O.M. fall under it's own weight.now there are space roaches that have evolved to consume chaos . The forces of chaos have proven time and time again they can not handle success, Failadon should have kept chaos small and behind the scenes until the major factions in the galaxy were too weak to handle an multi front attack from chaos. But the armless wants personal glory over a smart victory.
@@smity739 The repeated armless and failbaddon memes, I'm guessing. Have this: Excerpt from the Black Legion - testimony of Iskandar Khayon, third of the Ezekarion, to the Inquisitor Siroca: "There are those that believe we wished to surge forth and take Terra in the first breath of the war. Ignorance of this staggering scale is the rawest, rankest madness. The road to Terra is the most fortified, impossible series of battles imaginable. Wars are not fought in one engagement, but piecemeal: campaign after campaign, city by city, fleet by fleet, world by world. Even if we could bring our wrath to Terra in a single strike, what use would it be? The rest of the Imperium would remain unconquered, and would descend on Terra to cut our throats while we celebrated our temporary triumph. Horus Lupercal had half of the Imperium’s forces, and he still failed to take the Throneworld, deluded creature that he was. We have a fraction of a fraction of those galaxy-spanning war hosts. Horus began with - and lost with - more than we could ever muster. As the Imperium reeled in the wake of the rebellion, so did we. As it has struggled to recover all these millennia later, so have we."
Vrykan: "I offer a toast to the Warmaster! For successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of The Ancients. Congratulations, Abe. Enjoy your DOTA."
Meanwhile them happy Nurgle boys enter the Slaanesh party ship to spread their happiness, while the Thousand Sons roll dices to decide if they should join in as well.
@Cure4Living They are the possessed portraits of Slaanesh. Alluring to all those who are entranced by Slaanesh's grip but in reality, made of excrement and blood. These paintings are used by Slaanesh to imprison souls through their allure until they become part of the painting, a sacrifice to Slaanesh, making the painting look more beautiful/horrifying. Fulgrim and his Legion were the first to discover these on Laeran.
commanderbacara225 It was a retcon to make Abaddon seem more threatening. Games Workshop has changed some of their lore so the question is are we going with the new Abaddon canon or the older one. To me Failbaddon the armless is hilarious so that’s the canon I use
*Abaddon's* thoughts while he listens to *Malos Vrykan* prattle on. -- _"Run along now _*_Vrykan,_*_ you useful idiot, and launch your campaign against the Imperium. And take those disloyal Marines with you"._
And suddenly: almost all Traitor Marines and Primarchs stand beside Vrykan,except for the Black Legion and Failbaddon,who is grumbling all the time about his loss against Vrykans ambition.
Abaddon: (throws punch) (cut to outside of Vengeful Spirit: small object punches through hull and hurtles into depths of space) Voice of random Chaos Marine: HULL BREACH!!!
thats his great tragedy, in a sense. by allying himself to those who serve the dark gods, no matter what his goals or beliefs are, he spirals further and further away from any revenge he wants to take against the Emperor and right into hands of the Gods he proclaims not to serve
I wanna see Malos defeat Abbadon in the most honorable, ballzy contest of strength fit for a true new warmaster... Paradox Billiards Vostroyan Roulette Chess Strip Poker... Let the battle of the Millenium begin!
Love how the followers of Chaos always try to claim the moral High Ground while Sitting at a Table made of Tentacles and Maggots, with corpses, still dripping blood from the ceiling and an bunch of what the fucks playing instruments from human body parts in the background. I mean, yeah, my side kills planets with its billions of population, but I am sure that the meeting Room of Inquisitor Purge Em All does not like a cracked up H.I.Giger painting.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but the kind of shit Imperial nobility, Mechanicus members and Inquisitors get up to sometimes is not that far off. At least in Chaos's case most are clinically insane.
@@fulcrum2951 Yes, and the pursuit of an illusory perfection can lead to excess, madness and egotism. That's what happened with Lucius. And i find it more interresting than: "Rape and Drugs"
*dies right after the ending* Also Abaddon should get a new table, like what the fuck? Imagine having a tea party there and having your cookies get all soggy in the blood. Yikes.
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And then in the next scene Iskandar Khayon forces this upstart to swallow his own sword.
What courses through Abaddon's blood? Can you re-play the video with subtitles on? Pride?
@@VoiceOfTheEmperor I also couldn't hear it quite well, Pride? Makes no sense, they all are about pride. Fried? Fried chicken? Couldn't get it.
It look like Chaos Thanos be taking over things and flying over to Earth once again. This time, with a fleet of Chaos behind him.
@@bryanskscion2229 Well in the campaign Vrykan kills the necrons, eldar, orks, imperium, no way Khayon has more favor
Vrykan: "I offer a toast to the Warmaster!"
Abaddon: "..."
Thousand Sons: "No seriously guys, is this even food?"
"What is food anyway?"
Chaotic warp tainted Shashimi.
@@Sir_Bucket Vsauce theme plays
Look, I know we're supposed to be Chaos and evil and all but really we could really clean up the place every now and then.
Hes probably wondering what is food and what is table
Thousand sons sorcerer is sitting their like "Hmmmmm, kinda a bit more gross since last i was here...."
My room looks cleaner in comparison
@@fulcrum2951 Not sure with all the dust that appears in the rubric Marines
As a 1kSons player, Im giggling like an idiot
*thousand sons woody woodpecker
@@hisnotsolonely2961 I'll get the vacuum cleaner
Thousand sons sorcerer, forseeing the end of the speech, while also knowing the history of chaos:
"aw shit, here we go again"
Nah, he is probably laughing his ass off because he knows what's coming.
And here comes another 13 crusades.
"ill fucking do it again"
"The daemons of Slaanesh are playing quite the music."
"Yes, I believe is called the 'Oh god, that's not how my tendons are supposed to be placed in D minor' quite a traditional piece."
D minor XD
That sounds like something Sheogorath would write
Great now I’m picturing Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness in the warhammer universe yikes the absolute chaos he would bring , while I doubt he would be beating anyone the shannagins he would get up to would be hilarious to see
Schumann would've written something like that
@@geoshark12 honestly most of the daedra would be like, 'you guys are giving Chaos a bad name. I mean Molag Bal probably is like 'cool' but the sisters are going to be like 'fuck this shit up.'"
not something i usually put on when the family comes round but...
Thousands sons sitting there like “man this place really went down hill”
"im pretty sure all of this flayed flesh want here last time i visited"
I love that not even in the Chaos ending does Abaddon win.
Failbaddon will last forever
He has lost too many arms..
The Ruinous Powers got bored with him.
But Chaos do. Losing Guilliman, the Phallanx, and so much more will not benefit the Imperium.
I always found his ... stereotyped hairstyle, and his half-domed armor quite ridicolous.
May be time to change looks.
Sorcerer like "I could be reading a book right now."
"I could be pissing on Space Wolf geneseed right now"
Why not both?
Sorcerer: "why is this table covered in flesh and bone? This isn't the tea I ordered? Why am I aboard the Vengeful Spirt? I'm just a random beakie sorcerer why does that guy look like Thanos? Why are those Slanneshi demons playing awful music? Why are all those nice paintings wrapped in human skin? Why isn't my tea here yet? Why do I have to sit next to the Death guard he's stinky, it would be rude to tell him to move though, I wish I was home, the Vengeful Spirit looked cooler in the books.."
@@ryancrazyrhino8976 "the Vengeful Spirit looked cooler in the books.." yes indeed.
Can't really blame Chaos Thanos on this one. He carried the entire Chaos war effort whilst Abaddon did the thing he was best at. Losing.
Nice profline pic
@@antonioruizfernandez8281 shallom fellow merchant. This one greets you
@@OriginalGazGoose is your thumbnail a certain African warlord?
@@justaclock4768 hey hey
@@OriginalGazGoose people
Malos Vrykan: "I offer a toast to the Warmaster!"
Eliphas: "No. I think not"
**backstab**
Chaaange in leeadership is in order.
@Matarael, Angel of Rain ELIPHAS! YOU TREASONOUS DOG!
@@shadowstrider8295 Hmph, they all say that.
That guy has some serious balls talking to Abaddon like that
In the word bearers book trilogy it’s cannon that the word bearers are turning against abbadon
Hmmm I'm pretty sure you are hearing his thoughts except for the last sentence.
Abaddon is the avatar of FAIL. It's about time some of his chaos spess mehreens to throw him away.
@@kmel3588 I mean in the series Kor-Pharons faction kill Abbadon's emissary and Erebus's faction is spooked over upsetting him. Not sure they are really against him but definitely aren't for him exactly.
@@kmel3588 That is interesting to know. Makes sense if you think about Abaddon's alleged unwillingness to bow down to Chaos Gods. Word Bearers are literal ultra-fanatics to Chaos of the 40k setting, thereby making it plausible that they seek to overthrown Abaddon more than any other Chaos faction. Also Word Bearer hubris on being the most devout followers makes them quite prideful too, so quite hypocritical of Malos to silently accuse Abaddon of being too prideful. Good ending though.
I actually find it kind of cute how all the chaos warlords sat down around a little table all organized like
The warmaster is dead. LONG LIVE THE WARMASTER.
War master Thanos!!!!
I'm sure that turned out real good for him.
Oi wassup boi
FOR THE BLACK LEGION!
Who killed abaddon?
Lorgar also attempted coup against Horus at the end of Horus Heresy.
Like father, like son.
never heard of that, when, why and how?
never heard of that, when, why and how?
@@Reaper419Darkangel Slaves of Darkness novel, at the end of Heresy, because he do not like that Horus refuses to fully embrace and submit before Dark Gods (and he thinks that he will fail, because of it).
It's a pretty terrible read. It portrays logar as a snivelling cretin rather than the strong self assured character we see in betrayer.
I'm no the biggest fan of logar but ADB did an excellent job making him an interesting character that had a place. Slaves to darkness puts him ten steps backwards.
in the book Betrayal, not only Lorgar betrayed the Emperor, but he also sold Angron to the blood god by phrasing he's saving his brother from torment. But hey, the Word Bearer already scheming against themselves like Erebus and Kor phaeron :P
I'm greatly concerned by the amount of heresy you have been putting out lately
Yes we really need inquisitor to look in to this
@@trancers3 did somebody called meh?
@@FriendlySorcererSindriMyr Lord Inquisitor please exterminate this Chapter Masters home planet because of the HERESY that hes been putting out
@viper_ gaming_offical i would call slaanesh "it"
The heresy. *IT BURN!!!!!*
Abaddon:...
Vrykan: What? No words to-
Abaddon: We are trying to have a nice meal at Chaos Garden right now. Sit down before the manager kicks us out again.
Vrykan:... Okay...
Daemon waiter: *"Excuse me my lords, are you all ready to have your orders taken?"*
The Virgin Abaddon vs The Chad Chaos Thanos
Chaos Thanos: Enough Abaddon!!! I have a high ground!!!
Abaddon: you are underestimate my power!!!
Well i guess everyone already know what happened next
@@Sombra-lf6gm Very canon, kinda like necrons closing the eye.
You have them backwards. It's father and son all over again, Horus and Lorgar to Abbadon and Vrykan, and Vrykan is a Word Bearer, he's a weakling.
Abaddon: “Noo don’t do it...Plz...IM A VIRGIN”
Vrykan is a Word Bearer. Abbadon is not the Virgin here.
That Eye of Horus looks remarkably nonplussed.
Like, “what? Oh yeah, um... skulls and carnage and... evil and stuff..”
:D
"Yeah Blood for the Blood God of course..."
101 likes and not a single person is gonna mention your masterful use of the word "nonplussed"?
You gotta feel sorry for that interior decorator...
"Okay, Warmaster Abbadone, I think we got it all done. Chains, flesh, paintings...No idea who in the warp painted these but they're there. Oh, ya dont worry, we got the corpse hanging above the table just like you asked....Well, yes, it is a hit ripe....Okay *sigh* I'll go change the corpse."
With those slaaneshi purple I thought it was some body mucus and not flesh
Soooo i assume he either bribed or threatened the other chaos marines at the table to pull a Caesar on Abbadon
CT-2864 Clone 1853034 actually it looks like the other warlords are dead
Abaddon is the only one who can lead the legions,the only one with the vision to be free from chaos. None will ever follow a world bearer.
@@ravenstrategist1325 nobody follows abadon cause of his vision they follow him caus he has the most powerful army if a word bearer could gather a larger force then him the chaos forces would join him
no one likes or even follows Abby because he's a visonary, well maybe his buttlover Thousand son, they follow him because he has the biggest ship, most OP weapons, biggest legion (although the red corsairs are getting there, the WB are unified and Mortarion coming back unifed the DG) and the Chaos Gods like to have a cumrag around
@@darkomihajlovski3135 Hell no, go and read the lore better Darko.
>Abbadon can't win because he's prideful.
>Says an ex-loyalist probably born in M40.
The Chaos Gods really do like spicing their soul-snacks with hypocrisy these days, don't they?
@Victor Kurske 1. It's a young buck talking shit to his great-X grandpa about things he doesn't know about. Abaddon knows the Ruinous Powers and the Long War way better.
2. Abaddon's been around since Horus got picked up by Big E. This dude is a recent defector to the Word Bearers. Abaddon's got alot more experience and glory than him, so there's zero reason for this chump to get followers.
3. Given 1 and 2, yes the guy's a massive hypocrite. And that pretty much is the point and I like it, don't get me wrong. Abaddon's never been safe in his post as Warmaster of Chaos and the Black Legion, there've been thousands of prospective Lords who though they were hot shit enough to take over.
This guy's just the latest one, and he probably got shanked five seconds after the scene faded to black.
It's chaos 101:
You're the shit beacause of reasons, everyone else is weak. Therefore, you are the one true champion of the Dark Gods. Makes perfect sense.
He's no more an ex-loyalist than Abaddon. He's a Word Bearer.
james cousins lmao where are you getting this idea that he’s a freshman traitor from?
@@jamescousins9216 The Chaos Gods don't really care what puppets they pull the strings of, the accomplishments of Abaddon's older generation are meaningless if they are defeated. If a young blood has what it takes to take over than he will because that's how the forces of Chaos work.
Malos: I offer a toast to the warmaster
Abaddon: Thanks, but where's the butter?
Vrykan: "My hour is coming!"
Abaddon: "Vrykan."
Vrykan: Yes, warmaster?
Abaddon: "I heard everything, so what is my weakness again?"
YOUR WEAK ABADDON, YOU ARE UNWORTHY TO THE GODS NOW, YOU WERE ONCE AN ASPIRING HERO FOR MANKIND
NO LONGER MALOS VRYKAN SHALL BE THE NEW WARNASTER
@@robertduggan3735 Abbadon: No. shut it about it.
Vrykan: Ok...
@javiermichel7097 fine, ruin my monologueing warmaster, JEEZ
@@javiermichel7097 Now i just imagine a scenario with Abaddon and Vrykan like in the g1 transformers. "Abaddon has fallen! I Malos Vrykan now your new leader!"
@@Tri-vy2th XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ok that hilarious.
Now Abbadon transforming into a big las pistol.
I can only imagine what happend to Vrykan the moment the video ended.Abaddon has killed so many like him for the past 10k years that it must be something like a Tuesday routine nowadays
Malros Vrykan: Pride is Abaddon's weakness.
Also Malros Vrykan: Here's my prideful speech about how I'm better than Abaddon.
I appeared to lose again... Just as planned
Looks like we might be getting a mark of chaos mechanic if the cutscene is anything to go by
Why are you with the (h)armless?! I mean, if you were an imperial I would understand you wanting an incompetent opponent, but if you're with chaos that only works if you're one of Malice's followers.....oh Holy Emperor, we have a *double heretic* here!
@@MajinOthinus gonna need 2 commissars for this heresy
@@CountKibblesNBits Extermanatus the planet he's on and extirmanatus the dust remains to be sure for this kind of heresy.
Imagine a darkest dungeon style game but with Chaos Marines.
Well if you edit it with mods, the game will fit Warhammer Fantasy more closely than 40k, since that game had a Gothic, Victorian-Medieval vibe and look to it. Even the heroes will fit more with the Old World setting much more than the grim high-tech space future of 40k.
NO. space neckbeardism, does not need be applied to everything there is in this universe. darkest dungeon is refreshing exactly because it is based on (one could argue) ravenloft and c.o.c, thankfully it's not another game that is lazy to make it's own story an relies on the 40k cashgrab frenzy that's going on right now.
U can get a mod to have the doom slayer from DOOM so it wouldn't be that hard to make
So...Darkness Dungeon without Torches.
that's pretty much "Spacehulk" :)
I like to think Abaddon is just sitting there and saying “will you shut up now after monologing and eat now ? "
Everyone's acting like he's talking out loud....we're just hearing his thoughts (except for the toast at the end).
IKR? He'd just be dead if he were yelling that out loud lmao.
I like to think Malos sat back down and wondered how much of that he said out loud. Or did he just think all of it so he literally just stood up, motioned to the warmaster, and then sat back down again.
So... he was just standing there in silence until toast? Awkward
but there choas your thoughts are as loud as your words to them i mean unless there super mentally strong themselves you can hear each others thoughts with ease
@@wilmagregg3131 he has all 4 marks of the gods pretty sure the tzeetch and khorne one would protect him from mind reading
Ten seconds later...
Abaddon: Well, that was foolish. Give this mess over to the musicians: I can't wait to hear the music from the instruments they can make from this idiot's remains.
only for it somehow to go totally wrong cause its seems abaddon has the curse of bad luck to the extreme everything will go wrong till the last attempt were everything goes right
Malos: I offer a toast to the war-
Abbodon: (Stands up slowly)
Malos: IMMEDIATELY SITS DOWN.
Sorcerer: So... what's on the menu?
Abbodon: *he smiles*
That's exactly how it would go down XD Make all the Armless jokes you want, but there's very few who have the balls to go up against the Despoiler himself.
@@randomcenturion7264 Arm less he may be, or was; but ball-less he is not.
Why isn't this comment got a lot of likes? xD
@@randomcenturion7264 Malos does after gaining the blessings of 4 chaos gods and conquering systems, having multiple battleship class flagships. People don't get context smh
Well this guy gots balls. Hes been marked by all four chaos gods and single handedly conqured the aegis ocularis for chaos. Well in this ending by the way. Hes pretty damn powerful.
As often times as he has been stalled, delayed, defeated, or repelled, he has never stopped fighting the long war, I respect tenacity more then i do ambition. I hope Abaddon flays a new screaming coat out of this pup's hide.
He totally would. The idiot acted like this in front of Abaddon. I can't think of a worse idea.
Knowing his record, he would try to and then accidentally stab himself in the face.
@@dominicmanester8125 huh?
@@chromitehertz9016 Probably a fan of the Failbaddon memes. We all know Abbadon is good at what he does.
@@sonofjack6286 No he is not. It is actually kinda pathetic that GW retconned his previous defeats just because of the memes.
I'm two years late but I like the symbolism of the chaos marines sitting at the table, you got two black legionnaires closer to abbadon symbolizing Chaos undivided, next to them there is a Slaaneshi marine, next a Tzeentchian marine, next a Nurglite marine and then a Khornate marine and at the end of the table there is the Word Bearer, exposed to the four marines and their gods, contrary to Abbadon who has his brothers as a barrier...nice
word bearer want's to betray
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not shocked at all
Read Slaves to Darkness. That was attempted before. The results will be similar once it's attempted again.
I’m more surprised by their alliance with the Black Legion in the first place. If I recall, Lorgar was made to bow to Abaddon before the latest Black Crusade.
@@fumarc4501 Source please ?
@Albert Pavliukovic seek out The Talon of Horus by Aaron Dembski-Bowden. Here is but a taste of future enlightenment.
“...After the Canticle City came the Illumination, when we battled those who would not swear allegiance to the Warmaster and sought to end our rise. During that era we traversed the Empire of the Eye, ending the Legion Wars with our ascendance above the Nine, and one by one the primarchs bowed before Abaddon. Some willingly, some only grudgingly, and one who had to be brought to his knees. But all of them bowed in the end: Lorgar, Perturabo, Fulgrim, Angron, my father Magnus... even Mortarion, who came closest of all to slaying us through his holy plagues..."
@@fumarc4501 Don't see alpharius there. Alpha legion bows to no one.
I would just LOVE to see a representation of the Vengeful Spirit both before & after the HH. Seeing how corrupted that one room is, it would be nice to have a ''before'' view of things.
Abbadon looks like he's about to tell the other guy he forgot his vox caster on
Another upstart kid thinking of betraying the warmaster. Yep just another day for Abs lol
Malos: The Warmaster is no more! Bow to me, Black Legion-
(arms fall off)
Malos: Huh?
Abbadon, appearing behind Malos, eyes literally blazing with fire: *Omaewa Mu Shinderu*
@@sonofjack6286 More like "First time?"
Abaddon: The curse...endures...haha...ha...(dies)
@@THExRISER That works too
*anime cliché
have we just given up on doing anything loyal around here? :P
I AM NO HERETIC!
Give in valrak. Join the winning team. I’ll welcome any son of dorn who sees the truth into my ranks! Iron within! Iron without!
Chapter Master Valrak spoken like a true heretic
@@ChapterMasterValrak Come with us, it is really cozy in here.
@@ChapterMasterValrak Join Chaos Valrak. Nurgles Gardens are sooo fun you dont know which type of disease your going to get its like russian roulette with 6 bullets.
I shouldn't be doing this...
TOO LATE!
But you are and with every little dip into heresy good Captain General you become ever closer to Succumbing to the seductive powers of chaos join us Brother.
Abbadon380 Yes glorious chaos awaits!
You have sullied your hands with filthy parchments of heresy, Companion. How do you plead?!
TOO LATE HERETIC! *blam*
@@Abbadon380 ALL HAIL THE WARMASTER!
That will be funny to see when Abaddon breaks him in half lol.
Abaddon is the Warmaster, this upstart is already dead. In Black and Gold reborn.
I would've loved if there was an extended version where abaddon clicks a button and a trapdoor opens up beneath the other dude like a Scooby doo villain.
He'll first need his arms for that.
@@TorchbearerOfReach yep he's got them.
If getting hit directly by a Baneblade shell didn't kill Abaddon, why does this idiot think he has any chance?
Three things:
1. Why I suddenly have a Black Legion Guardsmen uniform on?
2. Why I have the star of chaos on my hands?
3. And why I have an overwhelming urge to kill Papa-Smurf and the Corpse-Emperor?
the urge to kill the ultrasmurfs is normal though.
with that many questions you should be in the thousand suns
Well (loads bolter), have a nice day heretic.
Thumbnail looks like Abaddon breakfast got interrupted
That's how I used to serve breakfast to my boss. "☕ and a toast for the warmaster"
@@elasolezito must be one hell of a boss then.
Abbadon: oh good the entertainment has arrived.
@@hang_kentang6709 Tzeentch follower, awful guy, never truly believed in him.
Yeah, it does
0:39 I laughed so hard because a chaos space marine stood without moving with two demonettes so a picture could be taken.........also someone took a picture of a chaos spawn lol
0:16 is that Guiliman hung up there? Fuck, that's brutal. Can only imagine what they did to him before they killed him
Look at the table, they eat him
@@1MagicAndMayhem1 you think these ants stand against a Primarch? No matter how many chaos juice they got space marines are still fodder compare to primarchs
@@Narunata247 Even a Primarch cannot fight that many enemies, It clearly states in the mission when you take his ship down, row-boat gets captured, His massive bones are right there on the table in front of you my man, thank goodness this isnt the canon ending
That body is way too small for a primarch
And thus is the self defeating nature of chaos revealed yet again.
Well, Chaos doesn't even want to succeed, they want an endless war, either side wins, Chaos is gone forever. Their only hope is eternal stalemate.
I thought only Malice is supposed to represent that aspect of chaos (destruction including self destruction)
That word bearer must have a death wish, pointing his sword at Abaddon like that. I won't be surprised if Abaddon kills him offscreen.
Scrub hadn't even got all the Infinity Stones yet and he tried to betray.
Imagine abaddon vs thanos. Abaddon would speedstomp thanos
Thanos is angered with the lack of balance on Abbadon's part, and seeks to fix that
"I offer a toast to the warmaster"
"thank you. I don't know what this shit is, but I wasn't gonna eat it. Do we have any avocado?"
You got to admire the guts of the mime stalking Abaddon's shadow to make it looks like he has arms, even though he knows he can get stabbed by that Word Bearer idiot now that power swords have AP2 as they should, he isn't even flinching.
Only took his boss failing 13 times in a row to make him think ' this guy might not know what hes doing.'
except he didn't, lul
@Annoying Fan he sacrificed his last black stone fortress and even the chaos gods are pissed at him. And now because of his last crusade grand papa smurf is in the galaxy again.
@Annoying Fan not destroyed, cut off. If he was smart he would have waited a few thousand years and let the I.O.M. fall under it's own weight.now there are space roaches that have evolved to consume chaos . The forces of chaos have proven time and time again they can not handle success, Failadon should have kept chaos small and behind the scenes until the major factions in the galaxy were too weak to handle an multi front attack from chaos. But the armless wants personal glory over a smart victory.
@Annoying Fan what memes do you believe I have seen and blinded by?
@@smity739 The repeated armless and failbaddon memes, I'm guessing. Have this:
Excerpt from the Black Legion - testimony of Iskandar Khayon, third of the Ezekarion, to the Inquisitor Siroca:
"There are those that believe we wished to surge forth and take Terra in the first breath of the war. Ignorance of this staggering scale is the rawest, rankest madness.
The road to Terra is the most fortified, impossible series of battles imaginable. Wars are not fought in one engagement, but piecemeal: campaign after campaign, city by city, fleet by fleet, world by world. Even if we could bring our wrath to Terra in a single strike, what use would it be? The rest of the Imperium would remain unconquered, and would descend on Terra to cut our throats while we celebrated our temporary triumph.
Horus Lupercal had half of the Imperium’s forces, and he still failed to take the Throneworld, deluded creature that he was. We have a fraction of a fraction of those galaxy-spanning war hosts. Horus began with - and lost with - more than we could ever muster. As the Imperium reeled in the wake of the rebellion, so did we. As it has struggled to recover all these millennia later, so have we."
Even in video games Abaddon has to be carried to victory.
Vrykan: "I offer a toast to the Warmaster! For successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III, so that he may play Defense of The Ancients. Congratulations, Abe. Enjoy your DOTA."
Abaddon's a Zeke (Ezekiel Abaddon), though.
Meanwhile them happy Nurgle boys enter the Slaanesh party ship to spread their happiness, while the Thousand Sons roll dices to decide if they should join in as well.
Abaddon: Whatever you say Thanos lookalike... Uhg kids these days.
Also what are those paintings of?
Heretical rude things, by the look of it.
@Cure4Living They are the possessed portraits of Slaanesh. Alluring to all those who are entranced by Slaanesh's grip but in reality, made of excrement and blood. These paintings are used by Slaanesh to imprison souls through their allure until they become part of the painting, a sacrifice to Slaanesh, making the painting look more beautiful/horrifying. Fulgrim and his Legion were the first to discover these on Laeran.
commanderbacara225 I was thinking they were depictions of Malos's accomplishments or.... Abaddon as a Luna Wolf,just to remind himself of what he was.
@@commanderbacara225 So... Slaanesh's fans Instagram photos from Mykonos ?
oh shit did i say that out loud?
Chaos guy: So...Anyone for a game of poker while we wait for the next crusade?
There are no more Crusades. He won already. The galaxy is beyond fucked right now.
Failbadon the armless succeeded ?
I'M SHOCKED ! :o
Failbaddon the (h)armless
He succeeded in his every Black Crusade, so shut up
@@stachan24 yeah...no
@@MajinOthinus It might surprise you, Abaddon did actually achieve strategic victory in all 12 prior Black Crusades.
commanderbacara225 It was a retcon to make Abaddon seem more threatening. Games Workshop has changed some of their lore so the question is are we going with the new Abaddon canon or the older one. To me Failbaddon the armless is hilarious so that’s the canon I use
how do i hire that daemonette band to come to my birthday party
*Abaddon's* thoughts while he listens to *Malos Vrykan* prattle on. -- _"Run along now _*_Vrykan,_*_ you useful idiot, and launch your campaign against the Imperium. And take those disloyal Marines with you"._
And suddenly: almost all Traitor Marines and Primarchs stand beside Vrykan,except for the Black Legion and Failbaddon,who is grumbling all the time about his loss against Vrykans ambition.
"I brought horror to a hundred worlds"
Macharius:" *PATHETIC* "
The galaxy, likely composed of billions of worlds: Pathetic
The Boomer Abaddon vs The Zoomer Chaos Thanos
Abaddon: ...I prefer a toast with cheese and ham
Vrykan: "I offer a toast to the Warmaster!"
And we never saw him again..
Abaddon: (throws punch)
(cut to outside of Vengeful Spirit: small object punches through hull and hurtles into depths of space)
Voice of random Chaos Marine: HULL BREACH!!!
To be honest, it was unlikely he would have left that alive either way.
Hey Malos, we heard everything you said, the table isn't that big....
Hey who wouldnt want a toast,in fact i am hungry right now,thanks for the idea Lorgar Thanos
Anyone wish to follow the word Bearer? NOPE Abbadon is no ones pawn, not even the Chaos gods.
Glory to the warmaster
thats his great tragedy, in a sense. by allying himself to those who serve the dark gods, no matter what his goals or beliefs are, he spirals further and further away from any revenge he wants to take against the Emperor and right into hands of the Gods he proclaims not to serve
"Blessed are they that reap the sinners from the sight of the Emperor. Damned are those that consort with Chaos!" - Inquisitor Silas Hand
I wanna see Malos defeat Abbadon in the most honorable, ballzy contest of strength fit for a true new warmaster... Paradox Billiards Vostroyan Roulette Chess Strip Poker... Let the battle of the Millenium begin!
The game of kings... EDWARD FORTYHANDS!
Models for a full slaaneshi band confirmed!?
Abaddon : You betrayed me!
Follower of Tzeentch: Dude, com on.
All Hail Lorgar.
Love how the followers of Chaos always try to claim the moral High Ground while Sitting at a Table made of Tentacles and Maggots, with corpses, still dripping blood from the ceiling and an bunch of what the fucks playing instruments from human body parts in the background.
I mean, yeah, my side kills planets with its billions of population, but I am sure that the meeting Room of Inquisitor Purge Em All does not like a cracked up H.I.Giger painting.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but the kind of shit Imperial nobility, Mechanicus members and Inquisitors get up to sometimes is not that far off.
At least in Chaos's case most are clinically insane.
The image with the concil and the slanneshy musicians on the background is gold
And they nailed Slaanesh. He/she is not the god of sex and kinky stuff, he is the god of Perfection.
@@solwen you mean god/goddess/it of excess
@@fulcrum2951 Yes, and the pursuit of an illusory perfection can lead to excess, madness and egotism. That's what happened with Lucius.
And i find it more interresting than: "Rape and Drugs"
0:59 a meme template here
even in a non canon setting failbaddon loses my god iam laughing so hard
Cinematic master Valrak is back
Best kind!
* record scratch* *freeze frame*
And that's how I died, you must be wondering how it all came to this?
Oh, he made him toast! That was nice of him.
So now that I have seen the ending I don't need this DLC HERESY ;) But more important when are we going to know the price for the DLC?
Abbadon looks like a kid waiting at the kids table on Thanksgiving with that table height and arms.
_I OFFER A TOAST TO THE WAR MASTER !_
The Vengeful Spirit with what's left of the Phalanx's wreck is glorious.
Wonder who's the corpse that is dangling from the ceiling
(Gentle knocks ensue)
_"INQUISITION, OPEN UP!!!_"
(House explodes as entire chapter of Space Marines bust down door, guns blazing.)
We need a new Warmaster. Abaddon has grown obsolete.
*dies right after the ending*
Also Abaddon should get a new table, like what the fuck? Imagine having a tea party there and having your cookies get all soggy in the blood. Yikes.
All bow before the Dark Gods!!!
They will bow in turn to the Emperor
Thats my boy
Not impressed with their choice of menu. I think I'd pass on dinner round their place.
Abbadon does 13 crusade and blow up the materium and a guy who mopped up the shit, goes all over-confident
Seems to be a little trouble in Paradise (Lost) for the Heretics.
This is some first-class twisted double-cheresy right there!
That arrogant rat think he can outmatch The Warmaster xD. Word bearers really have a hard on for désillusion
The warmaster has no arms, he'd be hard pressed to defend himself!
XD if lorgar managed to wrestle control from horus, the imperium would have been dead eons ago.
Yes, he did much more in the campaign for chaos than Abaddon. (In the context of this game, not the actual lore).
Chaos: *always ends in betrayal*
Even if chaos wins chaos loses. Classic.
Damn i had to look up the word "stultifying" to realize how sick a born that was
Thank heavens. Hopefully we can get someone besides the great armless failure leading Chaos this time.
Fat chance. He won anyway.
This place is more fleshy than Tzcheeth's domain- Thousand son Sorcerer.