Do or Don't: Orks

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  • @calsifer666
    @calsifer666 2 роки тому +2925

    "They're part of Squad broken, if you know what that is, I feel sorry for what you went through, if you don't know what that is, I suggest you give it a read."
    For a moment, I forgot about it, then I remembered looking it up cause I was curious.
    I hope tyranids eat your craftworld, elf-lover -snort-

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +579

      It’s just a story about how DEAD HARD the Orks are bro

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 2 роки тому +426

      @@pancreasnowork9939 "Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful or-" oh Emperor dammit.

    • @gaunt7219
      @gaunt7219 2 роки тому +38

      @@pancreasnowork9939 For once i dont know what the degenerate thing is. Assuming some erotica featuring orks?

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 роки тому +271

      @@pancreasnowork9939 Me, shortly after looking it up: "I hate it here"

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 роки тому +75

      @Stephen Rock so have I, still hate it here matter of fact, how did I get here?

  • @whistlerdan7718
    @whistlerdan7718 2 роки тому +1935

    I love the idea of an Ork religious civil war because one Ork prefers to say Mork and Gork instead of Gork and Mork

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 роки тому +274

      That's called "tuesday" in Ork society

    • @juice6521
      @juice6521 Рік тому +113

      Orks just have too much in common so it's hard for them to find excuses to fight each other. The only thing Orks can disagree on is who's bigga, who's meaner and who's da best.

    • @boomer310
      @boomer310 Рік тому +27

      Unfortunately Ghaz would probably just end it by beating each warboss and having them join him

    • @shadybr1t177
      @shadybr1t177 Рік тому +14

      @@juice6521 orks fight each other too much lol

    • @questorincompetus8841
      @questorincompetus8841 Рік тому +22

      That actually happened once on a planet called gorka Morka.

  • @Lidius88
    @Lidius88 2 роки тому +2138

    Reject depressing grimdark blackpill, embrace unstoppable fungoid WAAGH-pill

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq 2 роки тому +61

      shem he didnt talk about their "space ships"

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +158

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq I’d like to play the battlefleet gothic board game one day. If I do don’t you worry; their flying garbage heaps will be mentioned. If not, maybe I’ll talk about the Battlefleet Gothic video game and the Orks their one day.

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 2 роки тому +23

      Green pill is best pill

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 2 роки тому +22

      You could say they're Fun-Guys.

    • @anonenormous2376
      @anonenormous2376 2 роки тому

      Basically bluepilled from a certain point of view. Embracing and enjoying being a simp for warfare

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 2 роки тому +2781

    Describing the elders motivation as “not wanting to be raped for eternity” is so hilariously but also depressingly accurate.

    • @gumbo821
      @gumbo821 2 роки тому +132

      It is their fault though

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +600

      @@gumbo821 to be fair the Craftworlders were the ones who looked at what was happening and went “fuck this I’m out.” Now the Dark Eldar? Yeah that’s all on them, motherfuckers looked at what happened to their empire and went “let’s keep going EVEN FURTHER” because pattern recognition is a skill very few possess in the 41st/42nd millennium.

    • @gaspersb
      @gaspersb 2 роки тому +12

      POWER raped. While distasteful this is more of an accurate description of the fate that awaits them.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 роки тому +69

      or getting turned into a skin chair.

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 2 роки тому +50

      @@manboy4720 why not both?

  • @jb03hf
    @jb03hf 2 роки тому +1780

    The Orks are the only non-grim-dark in 40K. They are the perfect species. They are pure Zen in 40K.

    • @KYDEX97
      @KYDEX97 2 роки тому +57

      Tau arent grimdark either

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +331

      Ya can’t be miserable if you thrive on misery

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 2 роки тому +66

      @@pancreasnowork9939 sounds suspiciously Slaanesh

    • @Vanzgars
      @Vanzgars 2 роки тому +134

      "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
      -Uthan the Perverse, Eldar philosopher

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +97

      @@Vanzgars if an Eldar, the most full of themselves race, admits they’ve got things figured out who are we to argue?

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 роки тому +810

    7:07 I wouldn’t necessarily say that the Orks don’t have other goals. For example, there is a Warboss called Wazdakka Gutsmek, who's basically an Ork version of Doomrider. His goal is that he wants to create a portal network that would be an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other, probably because he realized that that's the sickest shit.

    • @manolo7490
      @manolo7490 2 роки тому +92

      What a funky dude

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 2 роки тому

      Why have I never heard of this wild mother fucker before?

    • @benoliver5593
      @benoliver5593 2 роки тому +73

      Reminds me of a certain ghost alien from Invader Zim "because its cool."
      And you can't win a argument against that.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 роки тому +24

      @@benoliver5593 based.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 Рік тому +16

      He's like Lobo!

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 2 роки тому +574

    When you feel like you're done with the Grimdark you can always move on to the GreenDakka

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 2 роки тому +1210

    My friend: “Lets play WH40K I’ll be the eldar”
    Me the ORK appreciator: Fine I’ll bring my 10,000 ORK Boyz.

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +261

      I love the eldar but there’s a certain level of appreciation you have to have for the horde of angry mushroom soccer hooligans coming to kick your ass because it’s fun and they think you think it’s also fun.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 2 роки тому +102

      @@pancreasnowork9939 That's the orks everytime they meant the space marines. They sees genetically-modified humans made for war and assume that they must be having fun too. They are the guys who type "gl hf" in chat before a online game.

    • @GusMortis
      @GusMortis 2 роки тому +28

      :Salesman slaps shuriken cannon:
      This baby can chop so many mushrooms!

    • @redragon1990
      @redragon1990 2 роки тому +61

      Why bring 10k when you can bring 1 who thinks hes 10k

    • @didrechus9904
      @didrechus9904 2 роки тому +15

      @@Sir_Bucket some SM did run a fucking race with some orks ... that also why i love the Space wolf ... they are here and enjoy behing there

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 2 роки тому +460

    Something kinda funny about the Orks: They were the first of the major factions the Tau encountered.
    After that, even the Imperium looks pretty normal.

    • @migrivp2672
      @migrivp2672 2 роки тому

      And the drunkardreeetard too, so the blue head vaginia are not perturbed by the toasterboiz.

  • @maceja5890
    @maceja5890 2 роки тому +2749

    mork and gorkpilled

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +558

      It’s Gork and Morkpilled, ya git

    • @khaaneph7311
      @khaaneph7311 2 роки тому +158

      @@pancreasnowork9939 No it ain’t, only a grot wou’ say dat
      *getz out me ‘uge choppa*

    • @bry4082
      @bry4082 2 роки тому +38

      @@khaaneph7311 Oi ya git settle down or da boss wil krump ya

    • @EMan-1920
      @EMan-1920 2 роки тому +44

      Yeah, I had ta sew up da last Bois who didn't shut der gobs up wen da Warboss came throo. Now Garbog and Wiznaffa havta share da same body, an da Bois get a roight good laff outta dat one. Two 'eads iz betta den one! Ha ha ha!

    • @squirt2384
      @squirt2384 2 роки тому +25

      GIVE GORK AND MORK SUM OF DAT GUD SCRAPPIN FOIGHT

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 2 роки тому +88

    The purpose of a shoota isn't to kill the enemy, it's to make a lot of noise while getting into melee range.

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable Рік тому +44

    My favorite thing about orks is that the teenagers go thru a rebellious phase where they act like a standard military, being organized and using sound tactics. They do drills and keep everything in good shape, etc. love it

    • @BGinfinite00
      @BGinfinite00 3 місяці тому

      Why is that?

    • @Ironclad001
      @Ironclad001 11 днів тому +1

      @@BGinfinite00 because it is funny. That’s basically the high and low of it.

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra 2 роки тому +854

    Since Gork and Mork are always fighting, and Ork theological discussion inevitable devolves into fights over which one is better you would assume that Gork and Mork are enemies.
    If you do then you really don't get Orks. They fight for fun, so why should their gods be any different?

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon 2 роки тому +133

      I also like that story from WH Fantasy, when Gork and Mork beat the crap out of Nurgle, becouse it was a fun thing to do :D

    • @whosthere8658
      @whosthere8658 2 роки тому +88

      @@BaranZenon it was not just nurgle it was nurgle AND khorne

    • @shrek6723
      @shrek6723 2 роки тому +137

      @@BaranZenon And not just for fun, but because some boyz got misguided and tricked into joining chaos because nurgle was big and green, so Gork and Mork took it personally,

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 роки тому +53

      Really with recent lore and maybe I am reading into too much. Gork and Mork have been fighting each other less and less. In truth, seem to be focus on something bigger that is coming. This is why the Orks have been seemingly been more organized over time. The two gods are readying themselves for a bigger fight and can't wait. I could be wrong but that's how I understood it with some vague lore hints.

    • @biocraft8979
      @biocraft8979 2 роки тому +13

      Didn't GORK make MORK sou he can have some one ti fight because if no ather God is fighting you can just fight your self

  • @dylanvickers7953
    @dylanvickers7953 2 роки тому +44

    Every Orks player are the best people to interact with. As an Ork player, what drew me in and away from Eldar (my first army) was how fun and customizable they were. I was never an Role Player for anything else, but when I played Orks I found myself “thinking Orkish” more and more, and whenever I lost I had fun fighting.

  • @gudboah4688
    @gudboah4688 2 роки тому +250

    As a daemons player, I respect orks for their conversion value alone. Most other table top models can be converted into daemon models. Daughters of khaine can work for slaanesh, you can put some wings on a dreadnought and call it a daemon prince, etc. but with orks? Anything can count as an ork model. ANYTHING.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 2 роки тому +43

      In fantasy I think there's at least one instance of them beating a demon prince into submission and then sticking a fucking war carriage on his back

    • @tarot3078
      @tarot3078 2 роки тому +50

      I’ve seen a ork player with a Gretchin riding a tyrannid with a “shitty” mind control helmet. He called it his looted genstealer. It was glorious

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 2 роки тому +305

    People tend to brush off the Orks as the comic relief faction in 40k but remember:
    It took Failbaddon 13 Black Crusades to put a dent in the Imperium, the Orks only needed 1 War of the Beast to almost defeat the Imperium.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Рік тому +78

      Also during the Great Crusade an Ork Warlord fought the Emperor, Horus, & like 3 other Primarchs, & almost killed them all.

    • @tomb1686
      @tomb1686 Рік тому

      Only reason orks arent controlling the entire galaxy by now is because -GW hates them- they cant get themselves organized

    • @Sombra_zx
      @Sombra_zx Рік тому +35

      @@gingermcgingin4106 yeah and was the antecessor from Ghazgkull aka the anterior Great Ork Primark

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc Рік тому +22

      @@gingermcgingin4106 I remember Horus told Mournival he believed it would be greenskins who would destroy humanity. He may not be wrong.

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 Рік тому +23

      The orks are a very fun faction, but not taking them seriously is the bane of anyone who dares to fight them

  • @pnutimusthe1st
    @pnutimusthe1st 2 роки тому +91

    Why I love Orks 1:04-1:14. This sentence means that no matter how strong you get the Orks will match you in strength as he said the only reason they are Orks now is because nobody was strong enough for the Korks anymore so they essentially devolved to become weaker just so the other races didn’t get stomped. Orks will always be da biggest and da strongest.

  • @snakething87
    @snakething87 2 роки тому +159

    Interestingly enough, in the real world mushrooms are actually fire resistant. So orks should probably be even more resilient than they already are.

    • @benoliver5593
      @benoliver5593 Рік тому

      Unfortunately in 40k they are using CHEMICAL throwers only the orks is using flamethrowers........and maybe a few priest and Sisters who don't have the right requisition papers

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 Рік тому +19

      ​@@25thVictoryNow that would be a hilarious way to beat them

  • @Boo.7361
    @Boo.7361 2 роки тому +291

    "I fight for the Emperor and mankind!"
    "I fight for the salvation of my race."
    "I fight for galactic peace."
    "FIGHTIN' IZ FIGHTIN'!!"

  • @justhere9731
    @justhere9731 2 роки тому +37

    Fun fact: when Ghazghkull captured Commissar Yarrick, his greatest enemy, he didn’t have him killed. He made his boys give Yarrick a victory parade, and gave Yarrick a ship, with the simple instruction of “go to Armageddon and prepare for a good fight”.
    He could’ve killed Yarrick and, without a powerful leader like him, Armageddon may have fallen to the Orks. But Ghaz wanted a right and proper fight.
    He even had his Doks butcher Yarrick’s pilot, who had betrayed Yarrick and delivered him to the Orks, for being a coward like that.

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 2 місяці тому +6

      Professionals have standards

  • @vx8431
    @vx8431 2 роки тому +224

    Orks are also extremely broken if you play Free Bootaz. Free Bootaz won the biggest tournament finals in like 3 rounds because new codex is busted.

  • @gulaggorilla3968
    @gulaggorilla3968 2 роки тому +706

    Love to imagine when the ork die their souls just go the realm of Gork and Mork and watch them fight like a crowd at a sports game.
    Ork1:Iv got 14 big teef on Gork landin a sholid wap on Mork Forst
    Ork2: Oh YA Well iv got 8 big boss teef on Mork sneekin a gud upa chut on Gork Forst

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +268

      I think when they die they just get their souls tossed into another body and have another go at it.
      That being said, this interpretation is a lot funnier and so it is now canon.

    • @brok56
      @brok56 2 роки тому +106

      @@pancreasnowork9939
      Maybe they are in The stadium watching gork and mork show how to really krump, while waiting for their ressurection.

    • @GROOT0404
      @GROOT0404 2 роки тому +62

      @@brok56 I mean that's got to be the best thing for Orks. Watch a good fight and then have some more fun before dying again.

    • @delargewritings3346
      @delargewritings3346 2 роки тому +53

      Like an entertaining queue they wait in until they respawn from the spores.

    • @deron2203
      @deron2203 2 роки тому +29

      @@brok56 it's like gulag for warzone they fight for respawn and while they wait for their turn to fight they see gork and mork fight 😂

  • @aonbrogan8266
    @aonbrogan8266 2 роки тому +113

    The only way an Ork can lose is by dying peacefully of old age. Thank goodness Orks are immortal.

    • @Lorddacenshadowind
      @Lorddacenshadowind 2 роки тому +25

      Imagine being an amazing ork, then getting trapped in a rock slide, stuck slowly dying of starvation, thirst or oxygen... nothing to fight nothing to truly struggle against, dying slowly

    • @an_amazing_ace7810
      @an_amazing_ace7810 Рік тому +18

      ​@@Lorddacenshadowind Pal, I think you just invented ork hell.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 11 місяців тому +19

      @@Lorddacenshadowind you’re assuming that ork wouldn’t try to fight the shit out of those rocks.

    • @funnyvalentine6670
      @funnyvalentine6670 24 дні тому

      ​@@LorddacenshadowindI remember reading that orks treat fighting as sustenance just like we would with food and water. So honestly if they somehow get put for a good scrappa they'd be good to go

  • @fluffy0312
    @fluffy0312 2 роки тому +36

    in Space Marine you play an Ultramarine against Orks and the funny thing about it is that Orks think blue is a lucky colour so they miss alot more just because what they think is real is becoming real

  • @moobles2998
    @moobles2998 2 роки тому +156

    4:10 I am proud to say I didn't hesitate a second to say "Well, to fight! Obviously!". I don't even play Warhammer, but these boiz are growing on me, like some sort of foot-fungus.

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 2 роки тому +309

    The orks being sentient fungi, has gotten me to ponder, what does the imperium use to make their bread rise and brew their beer?
    Did they take spores from dead orks and genetically engineer them to make a super yeast?

    • @maxaltenkirch1022
      @maxaltenkirch1022 2 роки тому +68

      What do you think the imperium did with all the ork carcasses on Armageddon?

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 2 роки тому +64

      @@maxaltenkirch1022 does that technically mean super tiny orks are living in some unfortunate guardsmen?

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 2 роки тому +62

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 I think it's unfortunate that a guardsmen doesn't usually have the luxury to eat bread at all

    • @scienceme9794
      @scienceme9794 2 роки тому +36

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 Da WAAAAAAAAGH IZ DA POWAH HOUZ A' DA SELL

    • @VVopal
      @VVopal 2 роки тому +19

      Well there is fungus beer that they make I'm pretty sure. It was mentioned in brutal kunnin

  • @deficit06
    @deficit06 2 роки тому +401

    One of the best things of the ork army is that you can literally pick a toy car you have liying around, ork it up with some orky bits and you can have a tournament-legal buggy!
    Hell, you can even loot other armies vehicules, ork it up and still use them as trucks or buggies XD

    • @aydengartenlaub
      @aydengartenlaub 2 роки тому +43

      I dunno if most of the stuff I make is Tournament Legal, my Deff Dread made out of a Defiler certainly isnt on the proper base, but i dont care and its fun

    • @deficit06
      @deficit06 2 роки тому +31

      @@aydengartenlaub Amen! Thats the orky way!

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 2 роки тому +27

      I only buy used non-ork vehicles now. I have a devilfish waiting to be converted into a chinork XD

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 роки тому +18

      "Dis 'ere's called a Tonka."
      "Why'sdat? It looks like a smol Battlewagon."
      "Dat's whadda Tonka iz, a smol Battlewagon."
      "So jus' call it a smol Battlewagon."
      "Iz easier to call it a Tonka."
      "Ah, makes sense."

    • @rumpelstilzz
      @rumpelstilzz 2 роки тому +8

      Oo da zog karez 'bout tourramen' leegal. Iz da fery point o' daboyz, ork erryfin' up ya kan find.

  • @Fraude_fiscale4
    @Fraude_fiscale4 2 роки тому +273

    "orks are a horde army therefore they cost alot"
    *Laughs in 3d printer*

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 2 роки тому +36

      the only way to play tabletop is by actively not buying the official release

    • @confusedbagel
      @confusedbagel 2 роки тому +1

      hahaha Go giT Em

    • @tzardnickolasthelitromanov
      @tzardnickolasthelitromanov 2 роки тому +61

      GW: " _Wait, that's illegal. You're not Supposed to do that_ "
      *ups the prices of the models even further out of spite*
      "Why is nobody buying the models?"
      "Am _I_ the problem here?
      No, it's these dam kids and their pesky fan-made cahntent"
      *Takes down Fan-made content and 99.99% of everything related*
      "Why do people hate us all of a sudden? And why are our sales suffering _even further_ ?"
      *Repeat Cycle*

    • @schmeatgaming853
      @schmeatgaming853 Рік тому +7

      @@tzardnickolasthelitromanov I feel like this is the same problem that Warthunder has

    • @tzardnickolasthelitromanov
      @tzardnickolasthelitromanov Рік тому +5

      @@schmeatgaming853
      It could be said for almost every Game company to a certain degree barring a couple of alterations here and there. It's just that some; are (far, far) more worse than others are. ((Either due to their own incompetence or the like. And how well they maintain their PR/Public Image)).

  • @MrMrGman
    @MrMrGman 2 роки тому +293

    Hey loving these types of videos so....
    GIMME MORE specifically the Necrons

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +47

      They’re probably gonna be one of the Do or Dont’s that’s sooner rather than later. Not one of the upcoming planned ones but I do have a basic idea down for them!

  • @cyrolocker1229
    @cyrolocker1229 2 роки тому +112

    I’m now imagine the orks sitting down and figuring how to get more money to appease gork and mork
    “BOYZ… WE CANNOT AFFORD MORE ORKS”

    • @deeznuts-kw6yv
      @deeznuts-kw6yv Рік тому +15

      ”OI WOT DO YOUZ MEAN WEZ DONT ‘AV ‘NUFF TEEF TO BUY NEW BOYZ!?"

    • @cyrolocker1229
      @cyrolocker1229 Рік тому +12

      @@deeznuts-kw6yv “ THE UMIES AT GAMES WORKSHOP RAISED THE PRICE OF OUR BOYZ GET STARTED PAINTING KITS AND NOW WE’Z CANT AFFORD NO MORE”

  • @timothybyrne9764
    @timothybyrne9764 2 роки тому +72

    Make a dakka jet out of a ww1 biplane. Be happy, and continue kitbashing other things.

  • @RazorTreewise
    @RazorTreewise 2 роки тому +139

    "They're part of Squad broken" - I cant believe you´ve done this.
    I expected something cool about da boyz teaming up with someone, but this.
    How do I uninstall a memory

    • @cptblood1981
      @cptblood1981 2 роки тому +7

      Youse start wit da gud hamma and youse aims it right between da eyes

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Рік тому

      @cptblood1981
      Iffin yaz kant foind a 'amma, den juz smash ya 'ead into anyfink 'ard, loik a brikk wall, or a rokk.

    • @cptblood1981
      @cptblood1981 Рік тому +1

      @@gingermcgingin4106 or another one a da Boyz.

  • @CherryBlossom-mh6vv
    @CherryBlossom-mh6vv 2 роки тому +163

    6:20 don’t you be calling da beast of Armageddon himself a “rape train”, he’s not some horrid dark eldar he’s a simple man who wants one thing DAKA

    • @drkreuzer670
      @drkreuzer670 2 роки тому +22

      Iz agree, Itz Should be called da WAAAAGH TRAIN!

    • @piotrmiler234
      @piotrmiler234 2 роки тому +14

      @@drkreuzer670 No , WAAAAGH Wagon iz beter .

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro Рік тому +7

    What I love most about Da Orks; they don't know what failure even is - to them - failure isn't... failing, just another reason to give it another go - something to live by

  • @voidax99
    @voidax99 2 роки тому +41

    I love orks. We all die eventually but they have fun dying and even make their kin happy in the process. Always happy whatever it is besides silly ooman problems. So pure and simple

  • @redbear2113
    @redbear2113 2 роки тому +34

    Even if you kill them with flamethrowers they drop spore at random throughout there lives, so you would have to go anywhere they've ever been and purge the soils.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 роки тому +11

    "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
    - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher

  • @tycad8990
    @tycad8990 2 роки тому +52

    Honestly, probably my favorite faction in 40k. I can't afford to get into the table top game because no money or smart, but if I had both of those things, it'd be an Ork army for me. I'm not here to win, I'm here to have a good time wit da boyz.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 роки тому +7

      Orks are the faction you can just make shit up and 99% of the time. It is possible. Because Orks! You want Ork WAAGH that is made up of literally terrible green skin versions of Star Trek. Can do it. Want a very Orky version of Star Wars? Hell, can do that too. Want to recreate an Ork version of the Fonzie from Happy Days. You can and have a maneuver called "Jumpin' Da Shark, Boyz!" Which either can go great and the Boyz get a boost or go poorly and well...Fonzie dies but the Boyz have a great laugh.
      Orks you can just be mental and have fun. It would all be lore accurate. As everyone else complains. You just laugh and flip the table. Why? ORKS NEVER LOSE!!

    • @The80sWolf_
      @The80sWolf_ Рік тому

      Buy their kill team

  • @TheRaikoku
    @TheRaikoku 2 роки тому +50

    Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks! Y'all know the rythm, boyz

  • @gutstheberserkerr
    @gutstheberserkerr 2 роки тому +24

    I like how this episode is *so* much shorter than the other ones simply because;
    "To play like an Ork, you must play like an Ork.
    In otherwise, go stupid."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @dueinuremom5082
    @dueinuremom5082 2 роки тому +8

    Orks act like they are being controlled by a character in a video game. They don’t really care if they die, they don’t really care if they get hurt, and if they stop fighting for 4 and a half seconds they go find something to fight and the death of their comrades is a jovial thing for them.

  • @Grammar_police420
    @Grammar_police420 2 роки тому +21

    "If you only have one god who is it supposed to fight is the funniest shit I’ve heard”

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 Рік тому +8

    I always thought my love of combat yet occupation as a combat medic in the Army clashed, but considering my manic obsession with physiology, machines and my favorite color being green I now understand I am an Ork Pain Boi!

  • @midnightflare9879
    @midnightflare9879 2 роки тому +8

    Mr. Krabs: You planted grass?
    Plankton: *GRASS?!*

  • @actingapple3607
    @actingapple3607 2 роки тому +11

    I absolutely love this series, it does something that not a lot of other faction "review" series', or even videos, do, go into depth about strengths and weaknesses. And because this series goes over a single faction each time you can explain them in more detail without skimping on the jokes

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +4

      That’s the reason for this. All the other videos I’ve seen going over factions was either all of them at once or a lore video that had nothing to do with rules or models. I figured I could fill a niche!

  • @MagusMirificus
    @MagusMirificus 2 роки тому +46

    "There's like a thousand people in the galaxy smart enough to do that and all of them are the Salamanders."
    Annnnnnnd Liked, Commented, and Subscribed.

  • @FirelordNinzhan
    @FirelordNinzhan 2 роки тому +90

    Love this series, wanna see tau or necrons specifically

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +23

      Those two would probably be some of the ones I do next, I’m more familiar with them than other armies.
      Plus as much as Tau in melee being shit is a meme it’s also a fairly accurate meme.

    • @FirelordNinzhan
      @FirelordNinzhan 2 роки тому

      @@pancreasnowork9939 it really isn't. Tau only have shoot phase.

    • @formdoggie5
      @formdoggie5 2 роки тому

      @@FirelordNinzhan dont they have groot and crazy good shotgun equivalents on their stealth suits?

    • @FirelordNinzhan
      @FirelordNinzhan 2 роки тому

      @@formdoggie5 Yes, though two units that are useful in melee only prove the rule.

    • @formdoggie5
      @formdoggie5 2 роки тому

      @@FirelordNinzhan touche.
      However, I rember stealth suit shot guns with anti vehicle mines being one of the best things ever.
      They become like mini battlesuit heroes and can take out essentially anything on the field with all their bonuses if they are in anything resembling decent cover.

  • @cron1807
    @cron1807 2 роки тому +32

    The Salamanders are the best group of the entire 40k.
    They will cook your enemies, then use the same flamethrowers to bbq you a nice steak

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 роки тому +3

      Also, they are very nice dudes. Their mommies are proud! Other than that Karen....swear she is either a Chaos Cultist or a Genestealer Cultist. Maybe both but can't roast her................yet.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 роки тому +4

      "Taste the flesh, not the flame." ~ Primaris Marine Hank Hill, from Nocturne Propane

  • @ZackdasBohne
    @ZackdasBohne Рік тому +6

    My favorite Ork experience: I came to a pen and paper group of an radical xenos inquistor in Training and his group. And I became a group member as an ork mercenary, who is looking for more exotic fights. This is as radical a xenos inquisitor gets I believe. 😂

  • @angelocosentino9903
    @angelocosentino9903 2 роки тому +17

    Dude. The amount of subscribers you have after committing a year to this channel is impressive!
    Love the cheeky explanation of the warhammer universe!

  • @Potemking
    @Potemking 2 роки тому +12

    You mentioned squad broken and I searched and read it and am now deeply scarred thank you

  • @alanstringer.
    @alanstringer. 2 роки тому +4

    "The Orkdustrial Revulooshun and its consikwencis have been a roight fun time, dey have"
    Awesome.

  • @RatchetSly
    @RatchetSly 2 роки тому +12

    I know little about WH/40k/AoS, but these videos have me fully entertained regardless. Nice work with the dry humour and editing!

  • @FreakyGremlinDK
    @FreakyGremlinDK 2 роки тому +9

    Do: The variation in each model is incredible. Unlike many armies who has the same uniform, shapes and weapons, Orks can look very different from one another with different looking weapons and decorations. Even if you have hundreds of orks, none can look the same if you assemble them like that.

  • @jonaslundberg8275
    @jonaslundberg8275 2 роки тому +19

    Love your comment " while killing orcs you having sex with them" that got me going so hard that i started panic couching and puked on floor while having a feber of 39.4

  • @DarkmourneTheFlayer
    @DarkmourneTheFlayer 2 роки тому +4

    I find playing Orks wraps the stupidity back around itself to be something genius. First you think of the smart stuff, then you start thinking Orky-like, then you realize the can of worms you've opened and you see the sheer cartoony genius of it all. As of the time of this comment, it's 9th Edition and Orks got some buffs they didn't have at the time of this video's publication. They're TONS of fun. High skill floor, though. Like, weirdly high until things finally click.

    • @veajakorobearej1369
      @veajakorobearej1369 2 роки тому

      And ya can make ragnarork to summona gork and mork to crump all gits by ya side

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 2 роки тому +7

    You want to know the interesting part about Mork and Gork:
    Draw the yin and yang but pictured as two orks wrestling... this race is deep on so many levels!

  • @Skaramine
    @Skaramine 2 роки тому +12

    From the Cockney accents to the magical stupidity (and GW honoring Barry Allen for “red goes fast”) I’m a proud fan of the Boyz.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 2 роки тому +3

    I mean, that was the argument to play Orks: "Because they think fighting is fucking FUN." And if they're having fun, you are.

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 2 роки тому +3

    "Dakka ain' da'ansah. Dakka da questin'. Da ansah is 'MOAR!'"
    -The great green philosopher, Orkrates

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 2 роки тому +11

    the orks are just....the best, i cant find anything to hate about them, they are just great and honestly i envy their life style, so much simpler then the shit we have to deal with in modern SOCIETY.

  • @nicholasbonk8414
    @nicholasbonk8414 2 роки тому +9

    This has quickly become one of my favorite youtube channels, keep up the good work!

  • @soup8315
    @soup8315 Рік тому +2

    I'm glad to see that someone acknowledged the fact that since the first total Warhammer game the Orks have had painting their chariots red as a research giving a speed bonus. how could you not love these guys?

  • @Leostar-Regalius
    @Leostar-Regalius 2 роки тому +3

    i made an ork that dressed up as a salamanders, followed their beliefs(in his own way) but he breaks canon because he was the only ork to form, and he can do the spore thing, so far he's trying to patch up the armor till he can fit in with the real salamanders, unlike normal orks he believes the salamanders are lucky due to their green armor and near immortal due to how they basically torture themselves, he has adapted the fire thing, he found a bunch of bolter rifles and somehow made a gatling bolter that can shoot flaming rounds, because why not (btw i don't even know if this would be a possible character/thing, i just know though, it could possibly exist in the TTS universe)

  • @microwavegommmm916
    @microwavegommmm916 2 роки тому +3

    I love the little comedic bits throughout these vids

  • @craigstkitts491
    @craigstkitts491 2 роки тому +17

    This was glorious! I play Ultramarines and even I want to play Orks now.

    • @KYDEX97
      @KYDEX97 2 роки тому +2

      Thats like playing the default class on any game and wanting to try custom classes after getting the basic ropes

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 2 роки тому +1

      Orks you can go wild. Though tabletop rule wise they are boring. So toss that damn book out and go wild. Rules only matter to losers. AND ORKS NEVER LOSE!

  • @0la_N0rdman
    @0la_N0rdman 2 роки тому +6

    Truly the best faction for fun, both for you and the one you Are playing against....sometimes

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 2 роки тому +3

    There is one weapon that made me love orks forever: Bubble chukka!
    In past editions each one required multiple dice rolls before you even started the attack, so an army of mostly these was fun!

  • @WALDO1000
    @WALDO1000 2 роки тому +7

    Harlequins.
    Harlequins are the other faction in the game that has fun. It’s a dark sardonic humor but they have fun.
    They are killer elf space clowns.

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  2 роки тому +2

      Honk God is the best 40K god.
      Sigmar and Ulric of course being the best Warhammer gods but that’s a whole separate thing.

  • @user-ps2sg8qr2k
    @user-ps2sg8qr2k 2 роки тому +3

    I can only imagine the player having so much fun, he win with only 3 table tops, because they don't care about winning, but the battle itself

  • @duncanidaho3740
    @duncanidaho3740 Рік тому +8

    My favorite fan theory I have ever heard about this game is that the only reason the Emperor of Man is still alive is because the Orks believe he’s still alive en masse. So it’s the Orks reality-warping stupidity, not the golden throne or the daily sacrifices of thousands of psykers, that sustain his immortal energies. 😂😂😂

    • @mr.revrac5602
      @mr.revrac5602 Рік тому

      Well its not true because thats not how orks work

  • @nightelflevel5062
    @nightelflevel5062 2 роки тому +8

    Thanks for making these videos I really enjoy them. Maybe once you run out of factions you can give overviews of battles that you had in much this same style. I think that the tabletop is interesting but I find watching most videos on it akin to watching paint dry while a dyslexic reads an encyclopedia to me.

  • @MajorSvenGaming
    @MajorSvenGaming 2 роки тому +2

    Really like your style and the delivery of these videos.

  • @iamtheyeti6663
    @iamtheyeti6663 2 роки тому +8

    Orks, the closest thing to British people in 40k, bad teeth, funny accents, and love for a good old scrap 😂

  • @l1teralcanc3r78
    @l1teralcanc3r78 Рік тому +2

    I fuckin love Orks and the people who play them.

  • @thepleasednutlord
    @thepleasednutlord 2 роки тому +3

    I love how stupidly overpowered they are the epitome of failing upwards

  • @raw6668
    @raw6668 10 місяців тому +1

    Another reason is that there are a lot of suicidal units, such as mech boyz, stabby boyz (doctors), and strong boys (psychics). And by suicidal, I mean that if you roll a 1 or 2, and there is a chance they can either kill an allied unit by mistake, cause it to explode to kill two units at once, or die and kill everyone (including allies) near them. It could be frustrating to prepare an attack only to lose your powerful unit and whole squads without your opponents not even attacking.

  • @highjumpstudios2384
    @highjumpstudios2384 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for introducing me to the literary masterpiece that is squad broken

  • @yearofthegarden
    @yearofthegarden 2 роки тому +1

    I love this, played orkz at a table top player, and my strategy was always to spend as much maxing out my HQ Nobz with mega armor and power weapons and cyborg armor for that dodge roll, in a trukk with a backup trukk because they would most certainly be targeted, then spend the rest of grotz and boyz, which were used to essentially bum rush and tie down infantry units while the Nobs flanked around taking out unit after unit. It always worked and I won multiple tournaments.

  • @jamesca1232142
    @jamesca1232142 2 роки тому +4

    Giff: NEED MOAR DAKKA
    BORF: NO, YOUSE NEED MOAR CHOPPA
    Giff: ME CHOPPA DA HUMIES???
    Borf: CHOP, SHOT, CHOMP STOMP. I IZ A POET
    Giff: BRINGZ DA TEARZ TO MA EYEZ
    been playing orks for almost 15 years. Haven't always held the battlefield.
    But I have never lost a battle.
    Simple As.

  • @mareklwhip4590
    @mareklwhip4590 9 місяців тому +1

    I'd love to have two armies at some point. I love the T'au, they're just so badass looking and their lore rocks. But Orkz man, they just run around and blow shit up. I love em too.

  • @Super0pAx
    @Super0pAx 8 місяців тому +1

    "If you only have one God...Who it is supposed to fight?"😂

  • @dcc105
    @dcc105 2 роки тому +3

    Best thing about orks
    You can literally make the mechs and vehicles at home with a knife, glue, and some scrap plastic and be golden.

  • @alexyore2870
    @alexyore2870 2 роки тому +5

    Just discovered your videos and loving them. Keep it up man!

  • @thegametroll6264
    @thegametroll6264 2 роки тому +6

    Greenskins are my all time favorite across the warhammer multiverse and this video perfectly explains why.

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog 2 роки тому +4

    Orks are as far as I can tell the good guys in the 40k universe. They are the only race that would bring about eternal happiness for all if they took over everything.

  • @zoidsfan12
    @zoidsfan12 2 роки тому +19

    My favorite aspect of the orkz is the similarities to us khornate players. We are just in it to have fun, butcher literally everything that gets in our way. Only difference is we collect skulls and they collect junk. Different strokes for different folks.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Рік тому +1

      NAH, WEZ KOLEKT SKULLZ TU, WE'Z JUZ DON'T 'AKE FURINTUR OTTA DEM KUZ DATS DUM, WEZ PUT DEM ON OUR POINTIN' STIKKZ AN BOSS POLEZ.

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 10 місяців тому +1

    How to play orks:
    ORKZ IS ORKZ, FIGHT IZ FIGHT! DO WHAT YOU WANT

  • @TheServantofmetal
    @TheServantofmetal 7 місяців тому +1

    If you play orks you are morally obligated to scream waaagh! while moving your boys across the tabletop.

  • @jasonhemphill6980
    @jasonhemphill6980 2 роки тому +4

    40,000k more of these videos please. I love your content!!!

  • @abnerdoon4902
    @abnerdoon4902 2 роки тому +2

    I hate you for reminding me of squad broken. Read that as a kid, and I thought I have managed to forget it.

  • @sadchiefanakin1496
    @sadchiefanakin1496 2 роки тому +3

    As someone trying to learn about warhammer, I thought it was a joke calling them mushrooms because they were green. It took me a while to put it together.

  • @7GamesUnlimited7
    @7GamesUnlimited7 2 роки тому +1

    Just found this youtube channel in my recommended. My lucky day I'm about to binge them videos

  • @qunningStunts
    @qunningStunts 2 роки тому +3

    Pointing out they're so goddamned stupid it wraps around reality to become a super power, makes me laugh every time I rewatch this

  • @excellentmanoftaste2626
    @excellentmanoftaste2626 2 роки тому +6

    ABZOLOOTLY ZOGGIN’ PURFEKT!

  • @thijshagenbeek6554
    @thijshagenbeek6554 Рік тому +1

    Being a Ork could not be better. You can krump annything.
    Eldar, check. Humanity, they got billions, Tau, they dead shooty, Spikey boys, Speesh Marines if you'z a Goff lookin' ter grow. Tyranids fer when yer hungry, and if yer run our of the above, yer can scrap togetha!
    Fungus beer, Squiggies, grots and meks, we gotz it all.
    Da 'ooniverse is our scrap pile.

  • @Wbfuhn
    @Wbfuhn 2 роки тому +2

    I learned about the universes origins from "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device installed on the golden throne". It was a 2 part episode. Funny series.

  • @linked2dio26
    @linked2dio26 2 роки тому +2

    I look forward to your Do and Don't for the Tau, cause it gonna be funny AF

  • @Riggy1991
    @Riggy1991 2 роки тому +2

    next to the Deathkorps of Krieg the Orks are easily my favourite faction

  • @rabbitcouch15
    @rabbitcouch15 2 роки тому +2

    The greatest implication of the latent Ork gestalt consciousness is that because they think the Emperor is alive, he stays alive.