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  • Chaos Cinematic from the Chaos DLC Campaign, delivers the most requested new feature of the game: a fully playable Chaos Grand Campaign, letting you take the role of Malos Vrykan as he razes the galaxy.
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  • @ChapterMasterValrak
    @ChapterMasterValrak  5 років тому +1526

    If you are truly a loyal servant to the Emperor or Chaos, they'd want you to join my discord where all the cool 40k fans hangout! discord.gg/zaAaqpf

    • @Noisius
      @Noisius 5 років тому +14

      *SLAANESH LIVES!!!*

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott 5 років тому +9

      Channelling your Corrupted Valrak side, I see.

    • @wardragon9438
      @wardragon9438 5 років тому +5

      Blood for the blood god Skulls for the skull throne

    • @eltonmusick1794
      @eltonmusick1794 5 років тому

      You said for perturabo wrong

    • @jamesknighton4489
      @jamesknighton4489 5 років тому

      God what would their toco Tuesday's are like?

  • @isaacjones748
    @isaacjones748 3 роки тому +5156

    Funny how those cultists didn't realise that the chained guy screaming wasn't the sacrifice. They were.

    • @kingdomcome180
      @kingdomcome180 3 роки тому +422

      It’s even better if you realize this is jehovas witness crazies in the future. I mean they ain’t right in the head now. Will only get worse

    • @similarmelody8698
      @similarmelody8698 3 роки тому +538

      @@kingdomcome180 wtf are you on about?

    • @godbloodspilla7154
      @godbloodspilla7154 3 роки тому +181

      @@similarmelody8698 he’s referring to modern religions probably being like this in the future I guess?

    • @similarmelody8698
      @similarmelody8698 3 роки тому +77

      @@godbloodspilla7154 oh, jeez I hope not

    • @disturbedone8731
      @disturbedone8731 3 роки тому +161

      @@kingdomcome180
      You are definitely a one of a kind idiot

  • @gigaflynn_
    @gigaflynn_ 5 років тому +4567

    "I choose you"
    I don't remember pokemon being this dark...

    • @caav56
      @caav56 5 років тому +56

      PMD was very dark, though, especially Explorers.

    • @atanasdimitrov6469
      @atanasdimitrov6469 5 років тому +58

      *grimdark

    • @caav56
      @caav56 4 роки тому +48

      @@atanasdimitrov6469 In Gates to Infinity, we see pretty much a birth of a new Chaos God of Despair (Bittercold), along with the cult, who tries to help to bring it to life, so it can destroy this wretched world and give a chance of something new and better to be born afterwards (like cults of pleasure in the old Aeldari Empire). Yeah, we kill it, but it was right on the cusp of its proper awakening, and good guys had human getting isekai-ed here (humans are like untouchables for Bittercold). For bonus points, this human was not the first one to get here - just the first one to be lucky enough to survive. For his/her predecessors, it was a meatgrinder.

    • @far0145
      @far0145 4 роки тому +21

      Platinum was dark tho, especially with Cyrus being that one dude with hundreds of followers that wants to reset the whole world and create a new one with no emotions and feelings

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +7

      Oh, I'm going to name my pokemon 'Malos' the next I catch one

  • @jaelee1996
    @jaelee1996 5 років тому +9388

    [Man screaming in complete agony]
    UA-cam closed captions: *M U S I C*
    I see you are a man of Chaos as well....

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 5 років тому +390

      THIS SILENCE DISPLEASES SLAANESH. LOUDER!!!

    • @iESCAP1SM
      @iESCAP1SM 5 років тому +55

      Made me chuckle irl!

    • @rexlumontad8078
      @rexlumontad8078 5 років тому +73

      jaelee1996 Drax: "AAAAAH MY NIPPLES!"

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 5 років тому +21

      Lmfao

    • @Gobboh
      @Gobboh 5 років тому +11

      that was hilarious xD

  • @phantom1a2
    @phantom1a2 4 роки тому +3401

    I've just realised that the life of a chaos general is a dangerous one, imagine if somebody mopped the floor next to his throne and the general would slip on it and hit one of many many spikes that are around his throne and die

    • @marcusporter3336
      @marcusporter3336 4 роки тому +252

      I don't think the dark mechanicus would bother mopping, especially on a Khorne or Nurgle ship.

    • @Sierra026
      @Sierra026 4 роки тому +203

      Such is life in the service of mad gods, one can face any threat from assassinations to combat defeats... to home decor, for that matter.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +68

      You say this as if he wasn't fused to the throne. He is the ship now. Welcome to Chaos.

    • @outbreakperfected9374
      @outbreakperfected9374 4 роки тому +85

      In the game of thrones books, where the throne is not just a spiky chair like in the show but a huge abomination of molten and bent blades like 7 m tall; one of the kings in the past died that exact way, slipping and falling on the many swords that made up the throne.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 3 роки тому +31

      @@marcusporter3336 i think the only one where there would b sweeping/cleaning of any kind is a Tzeench ship

  • @andrastuba3085
    @andrastuba3085 5 років тому +10365

    Yes, Inquisitor, this video right here!

    • @TheDarq0n
      @TheDarq0n 5 років тому +119

      I actually laughed :D Good one!

    • @Old_Guard2
      @Old_Guard2 5 років тому +27

      Nice

    • @giuseppedagostino6854
      @giuseppedagostino6854 5 років тому +169

      Ordo Malleus, open up!

    • @StriderGIF
      @StriderGIF 5 років тому +62

      Delay them a bit, we need more time to move the Cyclonic Torpedo into position.

    • @shaftoe195
      @shaftoe195 5 років тому +42

      *I see it.*

  • @redeye3869
    @redeye3869 5 років тому +7798

    Therapist: Word Bearer Thanos isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
    Word Bearer Thanos:

    • @vortigern33
      @vortigern33 5 років тому +230

      Word Bearer Thanos: Dies screaming in the flames of the loyal servants of the Imperium

    • @ridleydidnothingwrong
      @ridleydidnothingwrong 5 років тому +99

      @@vortigern33 doubt

    • @buggyboy2849
      @buggyboy2849 5 років тому +65

      At least Thanos actually burned half the universe! ;)

    • @ridleydidnothingwrong
      @ridleydidnothingwrong 5 років тому +40

      @@buggyboy2849 he didn't "burn" the universe he snapped his fingers and turned half of everyone into dust

    • @Marauder224
      @Marauder224 5 років тому +44

      @@ridleydidnothingwrong A L L... I S... D U S T

  • @judohid
    @judohid 5 років тому +3506

    I like how he says 'mankind's potential shackled by a corpse on a throne' while his own throne comes into view.

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 5 років тому +299

      Yeah the game designers know how his story will end

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +118

      Irony at it's finest

    • @genesisrhapsodos1357
      @genesisrhapsodos1357 4 роки тому +179

      Imperium: We have the GOLDEN THRONE! *shining with gold*
      Chaos: We have SPIKY throne! *with extra darkness and more spikes*
      Me: Uhhhh *uncertainly* maybe...

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 4 роки тому +27

      It's true, even if ironic

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 роки тому +7

      Can someone explain the irony pls?
      I'm new to this shet

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 5 років тому +3004

    Today, while shopping for some corn flakes, Khorne found himself a discount Thanos.

    • @Slith3rdLegion
      @Slith3rdLegion 5 років тому +163

      "Do you have the stones?"
      Khorne: I'll give you an axe and a ship now FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUAK OFF!

    • @giancarlo2363
      @giancarlo2363 5 років тому +26

      It was a steal

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 5 років тому +45

      Khorne flakes. Hehe he hee ...

    • @jimboydejuan7869
      @jimboydejuan7869 5 років тому +7

      NEW CHAOS SPACE MARINE BECOME ADMIRAL!!!!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD KHORNE!!!!
      SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
      LETS THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!
      Called Named malos vrykan Servant of The Dark Gods!

    • @69mihail96
      @69mihail96 4 роки тому +9

      Khorne flakes

  • @GabrielWarlock
    @GabrielWarlock 5 років тому +3856

    Khorne: I choose you...
    Cultist 1: Me?
    Khorne: No, not you, that one!
    Cultist 2: Sir, are you pointing me?
    Khorne: NO! For my sake! The other one!
    Cultist 3: So be it my Lord
    Khorne: You know what? Fine! I'm giving you a new name anyway!

    • @Eliphas_
      @Eliphas_ 5 років тому +483

      Slaanesh: I choose you...
      Cultist 1: Me?
      Slaanesh: Not you, but you can join aswell.
      Cultist 2: Maybe me?
      Slaanesh: You know what, i’ll have you all...

    • @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975
      @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975 5 років тому +135

      @@Eliphas_ to their dissapointment slaenesh was going to make PERFECT meal from human souls.

    • @romualdcaffeserre6230
      @romualdcaffeserre6230 5 років тому +126

      I am pretty sûre it's not khorne himself. Probably some Daemon prince. If khorne could incarnate in a human being so easily...i mean,its the Blood god. Probably as strong as the emperor himself

    • @GabrielWarlock
      @GabrielWarlock 5 років тому +89

      @@romualdcaffeserre6230 You might be right. As many stated, that ritual felt too little gory or violent to recall Khorne himself

    • @jimboydejuan7869
      @jimboydejuan7869 5 років тому +20

      NEW CHAOS SPACE MARINE BECOME ADMIRAL!!!!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD KHORNE!!!!
      SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
      LETS THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!
      Called Named malos vrykan Servant of The Dark Gods!
      Yes that should Extremely Rare a Cultist for Choose A Chaos Marine become Admiral by Gifted Khorne!

  • @thetyrannicalllama2211
    @thetyrannicalllama2211 5 років тому +3068

    Yup, that's some good ol' heresy there.

    • @RebelOfTheNorm242
      @RebelOfTheNorm242 5 років тому +35

      The Tyrannical Llama ‘slaps heretics ass’

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 5 років тому +26

      let me get my flamethrower brother then we can exterminate some heretic scum

    • @ainzooalgownoverlord8913
      @ainzooalgownoverlord8913 5 років тому +2

      @@jacktheripper5112 let ne get my assault rifle.

    • @kiepyon1
      @kiepyon1 4 роки тому

      @@ainzooalgownoverlord8913 the chaos slave is coming for you

    • @Andrei_Arreglo
      @Andrei_Arreglo 3 роки тому

      @@ainzooalgownoverlord8913 No let me get my imperial guardsman battle group made out of HALF A MILLION MEN AND WOMEN 30,000 TANKS AND ARTILLERY PIECES AND GUNSHIPS AND FIGHTERS SO MANY IN NUMBER IT COVERS THE SUN AND ITS LIGHT AND WITH THE COUNTLESS SPACE MARINE CHAPTERS, THE ADEPTAS SORORITAS THE MECHANICUS THE IMPERIAL FIST AND THE LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR HIMSELF WILL SURELY SLAUGHTER AND DEFEAT THE HERETICAL SCUM

  • @goby281
    @goby281 5 років тому +1614

    1 Dark Eldar party makes this intro seem like a normal day

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 5 років тому +155

      It's pretty normal for chaos aswell, apart form a deamon choosing someone. But the rest of it yeaj

    • @fluffybutton5357
      @fluffybutton5357 5 років тому +155

      Emperor's children is offended by this display of disrespect and will party even harder

    • @jimboydejuan7869
      @jimboydejuan7869 5 років тому +11

      @@the_dropbear4392 NEW CHAOS SPACE MARINE BECOME ADMIRAL!!!!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD KHORNE!!!!
      SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
      LETS THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!
      Yes that should Extremely Rare a Cultist for Choose A Chaos Marine become Admiral by Gifted Khorne!

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 років тому +22

      Yeah, that’s like Dark Eldar and Chaos Cultist morning rituals. Bet you next he is gonna go brush his teeth with a spine.

    • @kreggur2864
      @kreggur2864 4 роки тому +4

      @Aerspasius Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone

  • @roguedrummer123
    @roguedrummer123 5 років тому +2291

    THE EMPRAH MOST DEFINITLEY, DOES NOT APPROVE

    • @wulferikgebhardt5312
      @wulferikgebhardt5312 5 років тому +5

      But I certainly do!

    • @roguedrummer123
      @roguedrummer123 5 років тому +55

      @@wulferikgebhardt5312 PURGE THE HERETIC!

    • @wulferikgebhardt5312
      @wulferikgebhardt5312 5 років тому +9

      @@roguedrummer123 Then come out of your METAL BAWKS and get me! YA KOWARD! YA FEWL!

    • @roguedrummer123
      @roguedrummer123 5 років тому +27

      @@wulferikgebhardt5312 *ETERNAL CRUSADE INTENSIFIES*

    • @wulferikgebhardt5312
      @wulferikgebhardt5312 5 років тому +4

      @@roguedrummer123 Crusade all you want, the Emprah will still be dead.
      On that matter, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Lorgar Aurelian?

  • @henrywhitmore8344
    @henrywhitmore8344 2 роки тому +237

    I love how Malos was the only one with the face of “I know I’m a chaos cultist but what the in the Warp is this!?” And that’s why I think he was chosen 😂

  • @cringelord1809
    @cringelord1809 5 років тому +3377

    Basically put: they picked a random dude, made some demon boiz possess him, then the said warp boi just picked at one dude like "yas, thats ya boi" and they gave him a fleet?
    thats cool.

    • @Veridiano02
      @Veridiano02 4 роки тому +648

      They call themselves "CHAOS" for a reason, mate. You can't expect a very logic way of acting in the servants of those gods who promise they will suck their souls anyway.

    • @JamesPolymer
      @JamesPolymer 4 роки тому +525

      It's more like he was chosen from a group of aspirants to become a Chaos Astartes (I'd guess by the Word Bearers based on the runes and color scheme), whereupon he rose through the ranks and eventually became an Exalted Champion and took command of a flee.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +172

      "That's how the Chaos works"

    • @theforge4591
      @theforge4591 4 роки тому +10

      I thought it was guilimann

    • @jacobwiren8142
      @jacobwiren8142 4 роки тому +151

      Chaos knows your dreams.
      Chaos knows your secrets.
      Chaos knows who is worthy.
      The rest are unnecessary.

  • @DarkSolace33
    @DarkSolace33 5 років тому +686

    *Where we're going we don't need eyes to see!*

    • @jesusisherelookbusy
      @jesusisherelookbusy 5 років тому +56

      *Do you see? DO YOU SEE?! DO YOU SEE?!!*

    • @MaledictGaming
      @MaledictGaming 5 років тому +18

      Liberate §/.-aMae !

    • @user-nz2vk9rq6y
      @user-nz2vk9rq6y 5 років тому +19

      I just follow the voices in my head, they know the way.
      Most of the time.
      *remembers that time his how armada got in the middle of a al out war between necrons, orks and tyranids.*
      God damn khorne and his blood lust.

    • @jaelee1996
      @jaelee1996 5 років тому +54

      Said the Astropath of the Event Horizon.

    • @Molsam88
      @Molsam88 5 років тому +24

      *Do you hear The voices TOO?!*

  • @davesobani9565
    @davesobani9565 5 років тому +1316

    Brother....bring me the flamer...the HEAVY FLAMER

    • @giuseppedagostino6854
      @giuseppedagostino6854 5 років тому +65

      We will need two heavy flamers for this heresy brother

    • @TheLostPrimarch2nd
      @TheLostPrimarch2nd 5 років тому +17

      @@giuseppedagostino6854 not enough........ CALL THE JOKAEROS, I NEED SUPER HAVY FLAMER ASAP!!!! AND FOR THE EMPEROR'S GLORY, SOMEBODY CALL THE GREY KNIGHTS, I NEED INCINERATORS!!!! I'm getting to loyal for this shit....

    • @giuseppedagostino6854
      @giuseppedagostino6854 5 років тому +8

      @@TheLostPrimarch2nd Wait, how do you know of Grey Knights?

    • @CountKibblesNBits
      @CountKibblesNBits 5 років тому +2

      I shall bring me lasgun n bayonet me lords

    • @TheLostPrimarch2nd
      @TheLostPrimarch2nd 5 років тому +8

      @@giuseppedagostino6854 Better, how do YOU know about them???

  • @Keglanek
    @Keglanek 5 років тому +879

    I CHOOSE YOU!
    Urm, sire, i have a bag leg. Surgeons said i should stay off it for a few weeks.

    • @OEFarredondo
      @OEFarredondo 5 років тому +7

      Keglanek hahaha

    • @Sierra026
      @Sierra026 5 років тому +43

      Too fucking bad, the Gods have chosen you. Do not disappoint them.

    • @OEFarredondo
      @OEFarredondo 5 років тому +54

      Sierra026 Sir his leg tho

    • @jimboydejuan7869
      @jimboydejuan7869 5 років тому +3

      NEW CHAOS SPACE MARINE BECOME ADMIRAL!!!!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD KHORNE!!!!
      SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
      LETS THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!
      Called Named malos vrykan Servant of The Dark Gods!
      Yes that should Extremely Rare a Cultist for Choose A Chaos Marine become Admiral by Gifted Khorne!

    • @Sierra026
      @Sierra026 5 років тому +10

      @@OEFarredondo speak out of line again, whelp, and you will become the new plaything for the fleshcrafters.
      Take your place, Chosen One, bad leg or not.

  • @JeRicotta
    @JeRicotta 5 років тому +2707

    So thanos turned on chaos ? well, thats a problems

    • @rexlumontad8078
      @rexlumontad8078 5 років тому +26

      Valdoris Poor nipples

    • @jimboydejuan7869
      @jimboydejuan7869 5 років тому +16

      NEW CHAOS SPACE MARINE BECOME ADMIRAL!!!!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD KHORNE!!!!
      SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
      LETS THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!
      Called Named malos vrykan Servant of The Dark Gods!

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 років тому +19

      Yeah, he is gonna do some kinky shit with the Infinity Stones now. That’s one out of many reasons why we hate Chaos.

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 3 роки тому +4

      @@Southern_Crusader Dont kinkshame man

    • @thewishingpig
      @thewishingpig 3 роки тому +1

      @@toastie8173 heresy

  • @Pemmont107
    @Pemmont107 5 років тому +631

    "Speak the words of Lorgar and you shall live forever in the glory of Chaos. Speak them not and every one of you shall die today."

    • @rexlumontad8078
      @rexlumontad8078 5 років тому +20

      Pommit No thanks. *fires Exterminatus*

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 5 років тому +29

      Then we shall die standing. For civilization. The emperor protects.

    • @LeriHunter
      @LeriHunter 5 років тому +21

      Yeah, funny thing about that...
      Isn't Lorgar the guy who wrote the book the Imperial credo is based upon ?

    • @Pemmont107
      @Pemmont107 5 років тому +36

      @@LeriHunter He certainly was. Then the Emperor threw it in his face and ordered him to burn his grand works. Kind of ironic considering the Imperial Cult is based almost entirely on the religion the Emperor himself rejected.

    • @burtarmstrong9968
      @burtarmstrong9968 5 років тому +11

      @@LeriHunter Not really - he had the idea, but the Imperial Cult developed independently. LIke it or not, the Emperor IS a god - in the Warhammer world, a "god" is a being that has great power over the warp. If Slaanesh can be called a god then so too can the Emperor by any consistent standard

  • @robinhood5627
    @robinhood5627 5 років тому +278

    "I choose you!, Use heresy!" it was super effective

  • @camyx_
    @camyx_ 5 років тому +406

    This actually made me terrified of chaos for the first time. Amazing work

    • @penemuelwatcher2378
      @penemuelwatcher2378 2 роки тому +19

      Chaos has always terrified me...
      Same with the Tyranids.

    • @jasse85
      @jasse85 Рік тому +4

      Better than counting 10000 books everyday and sleep on a bed made of rock.

    • @Mydawgiscoolashell
      @Mydawgiscoolashell 7 місяців тому +1

      @@penemuelwatcher2378the most horrific thing in the Warhammer universe is Catachan and anything that lives on it

    • @penemuelwatcher2378
      @penemuelwatcher2378 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Mydawgiscoolashell
      Ah yes... the deathworld-est of all deathworlds

  • @SirSpycrab
    @SirSpycrab 4 роки тому +132

    I never noticed how the shadows behind them coalesce into the demons that slaughter them, that’s a great detail

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 Рік тому

      that scene makes no sense though why were the other candidates killed off? those candidates were also followers of chaos right?
      is this even consistent with 40K canon?

    • @SirSpycrab
      @SirSpycrab Рік тому +6

      Why wouldn’t they be sacrificed? Seems like they were unworthy
      Also after rewatching it, none of the aspirants are armored while the word bearer in the center of the ritual is armored, so maybe they all knew what was going to happen if they were found to be unworthy. It’s also just a cinematic made to be shocking, so in-world reasons for them all getting killed off might not have been as important as that shock factor

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 Рік тому

      @@SirSpycrab why would chaos sacrifice its own loyalist followers? they're basically making the Imperium's case (instead of encouraging sedition among imperial citizens)

    • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
      @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Рік тому +14

      @@blackfalkon4189 It’s actually a very Chaos thing to do….

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos Рік тому

      ​@@blackfalkon4189Chaos regularly fucks over their own cultists

  • @AxelXGabriel
    @AxelXGabriel 3 роки тому +103

    You know, it's actually arguable that this is no different then Aspirant training for regular Space Marines and how hundreds don't survive the trials to reach the next phase.

    • @somemate1050
      @somemate1050 2 роки тому +16

      Atleast this is a lot faster tbh

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 Рік тому

      depends on the chapter though? or do even the good "noble"' chapters (Salamanders, Wolves, Scars, Ultramarines) have darwinian-style selection tests?

    • @bengunn9670
      @bengunn9670 Рік тому +3

      @@blackfalkon4189 first of all only around 1% survives genoseed implantation. It does not depend on chapter traditions, it's just spacemarine design.

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 Рік тому

      @@bengunn9670 aint the 1% for the conversion from regular astartes to primaris astartes? (not human to regular astartes)

    • @bengunn9670
      @bengunn9670 Рік тому +2

      @@blackfalkon4189 I won't vouch for the exact numbers, but human to astartes conversion is extremely low.

  • @crimsonfists6224
    @crimsonfists6224 5 років тому +384

    Admiral Spire:
    EMPEROR DAMN IT, WILL I EVER GET A BREAK?

    • @rexlumontad8078
      @rexlumontad8078 5 років тому +35

      Кирилл Зинченко Only in death does duty end

    • @kafon6368
      @kafon6368 5 років тому +26

      In the grim darkness of the far future ... There is only war.

    • @JohnDoe-gu7eh
      @JohnDoe-gu7eh 5 років тому +4

      sounds like you need to epic sax marine.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +4

      How much thrones does Admiral Spire usually gets paid?

    • @crimsonfists6224
      @crimsonfists6224 5 років тому +4

      fulcrum 29 I guess he gets paid in GLORIOUS ENDURING AND ETERNAL SERVITUDE TO THE GOD-EMPEROR
      Poor lad...

  • @basketcase289
    @basketcase289 5 років тому +107

    "Sounds like someone needs a hug"
    -Vulkan

    • @Caldaris
      @Caldaris 5 років тому +6

      Just keep him away from Magnus. That... That didn't go so well last time.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 років тому +5

      *NO BOOPING!*

    • @KrimzonFlygon1
      @KrimzonFlygon1 3 роки тому +2

      Malos: No, nononono, no, Vulcan, no!
      Vulkan: *IIIIIII’M GONNA HUUUUG YOUUUUUUUUUU-!*
      _crunch_

    • @SB-129
      @SB-129 3 роки тому +1

      *Eyebrow raise*
      "I believe that the violent tendencies you are prone to displaying stem from childhood trauma. Most likely from the rejection of a parental figure, a father in particular...."

  • @andresr.viguera9791
    @andresr.viguera9791 5 років тому +203

    Metal as Warhammer 40k should be. I love it!

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 5 років тому +2

      sad no one is supporting Tau,orcs,necrons,eldars, and tyrions its just choas and imperium

    • @theholyinquisition389
      @theholyinquisition389 5 років тому +1

      Loving it is heresy ! *BLAM*

    • @Grim67894
      @Grim67894 4 роки тому

      @@jacktheripper5112 Necrons and tyranids have a campaign?

    • @Bellephus
      @Bellephus 2 роки тому

      🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @CT-Clone
    @CT-Clone 5 років тому +582

    So that is how new chaos marines get created, but this wasn't brutal enough to be Khorne

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 5 років тому +179

      That actually is something I’ve wondered for years now. With the rate they get killed off, there’s no way that Chaos Space Marines are only made when current Astartes are corrupted. It wouldn’t make sense for them to not test out regular humans for genetic implants. I still wish that GW would go into this process more, and give us some named characters with their entire stories.

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 5 років тому +142

      I know of a few methods that the traitors use to create new space marines. A couple are pretty close to what the loyalists already use. But some others are really far out there and profoundly fucked up.

    • @bazilisek502
      @bazilisek502 5 років тому +98

      Oh boy you should look at what Iron Warriors do to get new marines

    • @Razgriz_01
      @Razgriz_01 5 років тому +111

      Like the daemonculaba. Man those Iron Warriors are very imaginative.

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 5 років тому +119

      Almost like it wasn't Khorne...
      These are Word Bearers, not World Eaters.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 5 років тому +76

    _This._ _THIS_ is _Chaos._

  • @lordofskulls8888
    @lordofskulls8888 5 років тому +108

    That is the most metal thing I’ve seen all day.😈🤟🏻😈

  • @regiluthfi
    @regiluthfi 5 років тому +295

    i feel the warp overtaking me, it is a good pain

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 5 років тому +6

      HERECY

    • @Redcomet19
      @Redcomet19 5 років тому

      regi burn with blue lightning attack

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 5 років тому +5

      Right here Inquisitor! His name’s “regi”

    • @regiluthfi
      @regiluthfi 5 років тому +5

      YceBox "Unto those who in ignorance and Stubbornness refuse the Word, bring the fires of hell. Sunder their flesh, and burn them of their impurity. Take vengeance upon them for their failings, and teach them the weakness of false idols.

    • @jjlim3768
      @jjlim3768 5 років тому +4

      BURN IN HOLY FIRE

  • @artheus9302
    @artheus9302 Рік тому +4

    He was forced to watch Cyberpunk Edgerunners for 1 minute

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 5 років тому +110

    "Let the Galaxy *Burn*"
    - Still the best Quote for even after over 10 millennia

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 4 роки тому

      Why would we want to do that? We do kind of, live on, the galaxy.

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III 4 роки тому +10

      CIA Informant 1234566533256666
      “uh yeah, I’d like to report this guy. Yes inquisitor, he speaks heresy.”

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 4 роки тому +1

      @CIA Informant 1234566533256666 No. No I mean I'm from the Milkyway Galaxy and therefore am not of the Imperium but come on, 1:31 pause, look at this dude's face. The Dark Gods made you guys a race of murderers. And God knows whatelse. Just how great can this paradise they offer be?

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III 4 роки тому +2

      CIA Informant 1234566533256666
      Nobody in their right mind could possibly see chaos as a good thing for the human race.

    • @pierrekessler178
      @pierrekessler178 3 роки тому

      @@Aden_III it's always the same, Irl, in the imperium or in service of chaos it's always those with the better ranks who feed of misery and the suffering of the lower ranks.
      sorry for my bad english.

  • @jj_see_film
    @jj_see_film 5 років тому +51

    I love it, edgy enough to take it seriously, but also campy enough not to be disturbing

  • @isaiahgrey2458
    @isaiahgrey2458 3 роки тому +24

    Whenever I feel like I'm having a bad day I think of this guy and feel a lot better about myself.

  • @blazerwitt9042
    @blazerwitt9042 5 років тому +66

    HERESY

  • @buggyboy2849
    @buggyboy2849 5 років тому +88

    "I choose YOU!" *Pokemon theme song starts*

    • @SoulGizmo
      @SoulGizmo 5 років тому +2

      Pikachu

    • @HalfBreedMix
      @HalfBreedMix 5 років тому +4

      "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was"

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 5 років тому +10

      @@HalfBreedMix too cause untold HERESY is my real test
      to burn them is my cause

    • @contraband100
      @contraband100 5 років тому +10

      “I will travel across the warp searching far and wide”.

    • @SoulGizmo
      @SoulGizmo 5 років тому +5

      @@contraband100 each chaos relic to understand the power thats inside

  • @atanasdimitrov6469
    @atanasdimitrov6469 4 роки тому +18

    When you work hard in a big company and finally get that promotion, you've been waiting for the last 10 years.👍

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 5 років тому +69

    *Hellraiser would like to offer you a scholarship*

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +3

      Weirdly enough, Cenobite obsession with order would *NOT* set well...Pinhead would be more at home with Magic the Gathering's Phyrexia.

    • @songbird_9563
      @songbird_9563 2 роки тому

      @@TheBayzent Or simply in the Imperium

  • @duomaxwell7190
    @duomaxwell7190 4 роки тому +11

    find it so crazy to think about that when on the ground losing 10 space marines is a heavy blow because of how hard it is for them to make new chaos marines. Yet when the ships are fighting in space, when one blows up it takes like a good 500-1000 if not more of them in a split second. Just crazy to think how many die without even making it to the battlefield.

  • @CaptainSnackbar
    @CaptainSnackbar 5 років тому +24

    War Hammer is like a treasure it doesnt matter where you stand it has rich stories

  • @gravitonnedissapointment1820
    @gravitonnedissapointment1820 5 років тому +14

    "corpse on a gilded throne" *DONT YOU DISS MY MAIN MAN THE EMPRAH LIKE DAT.*

    • @power_SERG
      @power_SERG 4 роки тому +1

      "SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!"

  • @AlexSaysHi2013
    @AlexSaysHi2013 5 років тому +14

    1:40 Where as I sit on a throne MADE of corpses. Clearly I've got the moral high ground here

    • @KrimzonFlygon1
      @KrimzonFlygon1 3 роки тому +2

      At least he can leave it if he wants.

  • @Tragedous
    @Tragedous 5 років тому +18

    Chaos Thanos
    Toasting the warmaster and confused about his name since M41

  • @ambuknight
    @ambuknight 5 років тому +16

    So this is what the Event Horizon saw when they went in the warp.

  • @user-uo9cp3ks4y
    @user-uo9cp3ks4y 5 років тому +168

    Meh! Nothing a few oiled up custodians cannot deal with :*

    • @tevitabulu2004
      @tevitabulu2004 5 років тому +35

      Cue Pillar Men theme mid-chaos Thanos speech

    • @user-uo9cp3ks4y
      @user-uo9cp3ks4y 5 років тому +15

      @@tevitabulu2004 MENACING

    • @abefroman8202
      @abefroman8202 4 роки тому +2

      Kitten!!!

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 4 роки тому +9

      Khorne: So anyways I started...
      The Emperor: AWAKEN MY CUSTODES
      Custodes : *FABULOUS UNCONTROLLABLE POSING INTENSIFIES*

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +1

      No kidding, those three would canonically fuck this up so much, Khorne will feel it.

  • @maksymm8434
    @maksymm8434 5 років тому +11

    1:20, when Malos is picked, the rest of the renegade captains are sacrificed to the gods, or whichever God picked Malos for this crusade, and are seen to be absolutely shredded to pieces, their souls consumed.

    • @ThatGuyNicho
      @ThatGuyNicho 3 роки тому +4

      It looks like there was a vast group of aspirants (not necessarilly Captains), assembled and waiting on a Daemon to select ONE of them to rise and become a Chaos Space Marine. With a bunch of Daemons of various types - it looks like at least one Khornate daemon and something resembling a Flamer of Tzeentch - waiting to feast upon the others.
      Personallly I do NOT like those odds, but hey, I'm not an insane follower of the Dark Gods.

    • @blackfalkon4189
      @blackfalkon4189 Рік тому

      makes no sense though

  • @Pokanika
    @Pokanika Рік тому +2

    These death metal bands are getting crazier as the days go by.

  • @fhilhamdhialharis3453
    @fhilhamdhialharis3453 5 років тому +19

    Thanos accidentaly merged the Warhammer universe to all these superheroes universe thingy
    OH SNAP, GOTTA CATCH ALL THE CHAOS STONE

  • @jliu2003
    @jliu2003 3 роки тому +5

    0:59, when he says "I choose you", I was half expecting him to point to someone with yellow skin, pointy ears and red cheeks.

  • @Ghost3210
    @Ghost3210 4 роки тому +11

    *Meanwhile at Alpha Legion HQ*
    Tzeentch: I choose you as the new Primarch!
    Fresh CSM: I AM ALPHARIUS!
    *True story!*

  • @principetnomusic
    @principetnomusic 5 років тому +11

    _Admiral Spire... you have my respect. I hope the people of the Imperium will remember you._

  • @BigMozie
    @BigMozie 3 роки тому +6

    Girl sleepovers: omg Beatrice went out with Tommy!
    Boys sleepovers:

  • @flickgeek830
    @flickgeek830 2 роки тому +4

    Internet: When did 40k stop being Grimdark?
    40k: What? I couldn't hear you over the screaming!

  • @derp3305
    @derp3305 5 років тому +9

    One of the few Warhammer 40k games that are good to play, and not early access nor unfinished products with broken promises.

  • @khadorstrong
    @khadorstrong 5 років тому +23

    MY GOD does this make me proud to be a Chaos follower!

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton 5 років тому +52

    Cursed Word Bearers! Summon the Eighth! Ave Dominus Nox!

  • @Wellshem
    @Wellshem 5 років тому +5

    Him : *MY NAME ? WHAT IS MY NAME ?*
    Me: Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas
    Him : 0:12

  • @slyzthaman
    @slyzthaman 3 роки тому +7

    "What is my name?"
    The hardest question on every test paper.

  • @gregblandino8276
    @gregblandino8276 4 роки тому +8

    Think of the savings gained by eliminating the HR department through the tried and true "let a demon-possessed thrall choose a leader" method.

  • @noahdefrancisco2911
    @noahdefrancisco2911 5 років тому +14

    That shit legit gave me goosebumps.

  • @supremeleaderwoke7083
    @supremeleaderwoke7083 5 років тому +5

    “With the combined powers of all 4 Chaos Gods, I could simply raze Terra and the False Imperium would cease to exist. I call that, mercy.”-Malos Vrykan to Admiral Spire.

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 3 роки тому

      You would destroy the birth world of all Humanity? If the Golden Throne is destroyed, the Imaterium would consume the planet.

  • @isadorakios8752
    @isadorakios8752 5 років тому +17

    And Spire is like: "Malos Vrykan? never heard of her."

  • @chaptermastermoloc4171
    @chaptermastermoloc4171 5 років тому +6

    All thanos jokes aside you know this is.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    . *INEVITABLE*

  • @MrStickman1997
    @MrStickman1997 3 роки тому +2

    *Screaming in pain*
    UA-cam auto subtitles: That's music to my ears.

  • @cheers901
    @cheers901 4 роки тому +5

    Inquisition: Inquisition hot-line what's your emergency?
    Me: Hellow, I would like to report a heresy.

  • @mattward4916
    @mattward4916 5 років тому +17

    666 likes is pretty damn fitting for this video

  • @imapotato2349
    @imapotato2349 5 років тому +5

    Thats some brave chaos worship for someone within exterminatus distance

  • @BigRed40TECH
    @BigRed40TECH 5 років тому +6

    The Primordial Truth shall be spoken by all those who bear the word!

  • @pleb9243
    @pleb9243 5 років тому +5

    I love the subtle irony of him saying "By corpse on a gilded throne" hes totally not rotting away because Chaos only lends its powers so it can slowly take everything away.

  • @aname848
    @aname848 5 років тому +16

    Don't you hate it when you're hanging out with your cultist friends and then a chained naked man starts floating and calls you out from a crowd

  • @BlondieYouTube
    @BlondieYouTube 3 роки тому +1

    1:14
    When your little brother finally is allowed to sit in the front seat of the car.

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot 5 років тому +9

    RIGHT!!! THAT'S IT!
    Where's the Inquisition? Get me an Astropath PRONTO!!!

  • @Xaxp
    @Xaxp 5 років тому +7

    "Chaos is good! Why not join use and destroy the imperium?"
    -Every heretic ever

  • @masterofoffending3908
    @masterofoffending3908 5 років тому +7

    Any other faction intro: backscreen voice tells who tf are we playing.
    Chaos intro: bunch of cultists tortures a guy to summon daemon.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +4

      He isn't being tortured. This is a complete normal way of transportation for Daemonhost. Also the guy volunteered to this, involunteer demonic possession is...well, a LOT more fucked up.

    • @AxelXGabriel
      @AxelXGabriel 3 роки тому

      @@TheBayzent Yeah, the average Chaos Cultist would more likely fight over with each other on who gets to be the Daemonhost.

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 2 роки тому +3

    Despite how badass and terrifying everything is, take a moment to realize everything was a design choice. Someone had to purposefully build a throne of spikes

  • @JonahJdawg
    @JonahJdawg 5 років тому +3

    The difference in quality between the cinematics and the actual gameplay is astounding

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 5 років тому +8

    There'd better be a mechanic for choosing a specific Chaos God to focus on. MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

    • @Vextus
      @Vextus 5 років тому +1

      There is you can choose which god to offer the system to for bonuses

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 5 років тому

      I see your a lathrix fan

  • @jacobwiren8142
    @jacobwiren8142 3 роки тому +7

    "SIr, this is a Wendy's drive thru..."

  • @E.K939
    @E.K939 5 років тому +2

    You strugle due to pain. But struggeling causes more pain yet you struggle more. And now you are a chaos servant.

  • @TheeBlackwolf
    @TheeBlackwolf 3 роки тому +2

    So...no one is going to talk about how absolutely beautiful that pan out from the ships bridge was? Breathtaking.

  • @captaincardgage5920
    @captaincardgage5920 5 років тому +6

    Yes inquisitor, this video here.

  • @mouseketeery
    @mouseketeery 5 років тому +5

    Ouch! That's going to be sore in the morning.

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 5 років тому +2

    Thats my boy

  • @snakething87
    @snakething87 3 роки тому +1

    “Hello Grey Knights? It’s happening again..... YES AGAIN!”

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 5 років тому +3

    Looks like it's time tah crump some Chaos Boyz lads.
    WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!

  • @stewart2517
    @stewart2517 5 років тому +5

    Glorious!

  • @wawathulu5637
    @wawathulu5637 3 роки тому +2

    I don't know guys, those chaos sure make some compelling arguments...

    • @grimnoob893
      @grimnoob893 2 роки тому

      Respect your oponion, my friend. I just must take a little call if you don't mind.
      *Dialing a number*
      "Hallo? Inquisition?"

  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 5 років тому +3

    I swear I saw the thumbnail and immediately thought "that's a slaanesh boy".

  • @davidk6269
    @davidk6269 5 років тому +7

    Oh, so THAT'S what they mean by the "grim, dark future...."

  • @RickyLiveOG
    @RickyLiveOG 5 років тому +11

    His name basically means "fear the Crabapple" in dutch. Nice.

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 2 місяці тому

    "You cannot possibly comprehend the levels of heresy I operate at."

  • @TheLuchonator
    @TheLuchonator 3 роки тому +1

    So this is a brutal reverse pokemon where the monster chooses you

  • @MakAlexMosc
    @MakAlexMosc 5 років тому +11

    Cultist Malos looks quite mature, even old here to be turned into Space Marine.

    • @MrCookie0510
      @MrCookie0510 5 років тому

      If you cut some kids face enough they will look old

    • @Pemmont107
      @Pemmont107 5 років тому +6

      True, but then again this is Chaos, after all!

    • @masterofoffending3908
      @masterofoffending3908 5 років тому +4

      Actually age is quite questionable thing in space marines lore. If you remember some primarches had their friends turned into space marines. Like Lion of dark sngels had Luthor who was quite old, or Leman Russ turned many of his kin into astartess and not all of them were young. They use teenage boys for recruitment just because they have greater chances to survive operations.

    • @MakAlexMosc
      @MakAlexMosc 5 років тому +1

      @@Pemmont107 agree, Warp could explain anything. :)
      Also daemons tearing apart cgildren/young teens would be to much grimdark, even for 40k game.

    • @MakAlexMosc
      @MakAlexMosc 5 років тому +2

      @@masterofoffending3908 yeah I know, though Kor Phaeron of Word Bearers was old man and could not turn him in full Astartes, so they just stuffed him with rejuvenants and some SM organs.

  • @AzraelSoulHunter
    @AzraelSoulHunter 5 років тому +18

    I swear 40k has some of the best voice acting of all time.

  • @Cajaquarius
    @Cajaquarius 2 роки тому +1

    He isn't wrong. The Chaos Gods and the Warp existed long before the Emperor and will exist long after he and his attempts at carving order from a mindless, violent universe are long returned to the dust.

  • @spartanx9293
    @spartanx9293 5 років тому +6

    1:53 actually it's the other way around all that is shapes them

  • @Narek373
    @Narek373 4 роки тому +4

    girls locker room: Have you heard about the new girl? I hope boys will be nice to her
    boys locker room:

  • @Shadowblade1794
    @Shadowblade1794 5 років тому +3

    The voice acting is superb. Ima base my SWTOR toon on this heretic. Let the galaxy BURN

  • @Keyfur91
    @Keyfur91 4 роки тому +1

    Ah just another day down at the old Daemonic Country Cult Club. Free snacks, all the golf you ever want to play, and partaking in bloodletting rituals and sacrificing of virgin Imperials.