Given that there appears to be no horizontal or vertical planed panels, if it were made from the right materials it would be a stealth vehicle. No police radar would be able to get a reflection reading on it, like stealth aircraft. As you're blasting along at 30 mph.
It's more about right angles, rather than vertical or horizontal specifically, but the point is the same nonetheless. Also, though, 30 MPH is so slow, that it wouldn't stand out against the background, which in itself would make it stealth. It's how notching a lock in a fighter works. Blend in with the ground in such a way that you don't appear to be moving and you disappear.
Hey, I've washed a normal car with a squeegee at a petrol station before. Well, most of one - before the attendant started yelling at me from the speaker 😅😅
This looks like the kind of 3d model that has ~2000 polys per flat surface for no reason, and when pressed about it, the devs start sweating and say it's because of "shaders"
It would be interesting to see what kind of radar signature it puts out...also, depending on how thick that polycarbonate body is, it could have some decent anti-ballistic properties as well.
At one point he basically said he's eager to see what the "next generation" looks like. As if this piece of geometric art is getting another model year 🤣
Yeah, I encountered this particular model in multiple games. but I could only see it from a great distance - whenever I'd come closer it would transform into a regular car.
I looks like somebody looked at the Cybertruck and said, "That's PRETTY good...but no. No I want something that looks like one of those tank things in the first TRON movie."
@Chad Hustad, what I thought was 😎 about it tho was the fact that when Dough hopped into the back seat and closed the "lid", his voice sounded like a "synthesized talking car voice" which you'd expect from what would appear to be a movie prop "alien vehicle".
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@@IdiotStinky02 yeah that's a Low Polygon car. Resolution doesn't change based on the display you are viewing a game on. Games can be displayed on the screen at a lower rendering resolution is what you are thinking of. Everything looking bigger than it should.
@@IdiotStinky02 hes correct. Low res would be like the textures you find in Mario 64. low poly is when things have low polygon counts, therefore making things look more “edgy” like this thing
This looks like a James Bond villain getaway car, disguised as a sculpture in his evil lair. "You will never get me Bond!" as he opens up this showpiece in 30 seconds and drives away at a leisurely pace of 48kph while the lair is collapsing under the volcano it was built on. Just as practical as a moped.
@@lewis.davila someone who doesn't like try hard want to be funny over the top people like Luiz Fernando. He is not funny and needs to delete his comment.
This is the "Lo Res Car" in the "Lo Res Car" with the "Lo Res Car" lights in the "Lo Res Car" seats in the "Lo Res Car" by the "Lo Res Car" for the "Lo Res Car" head room in the "Lo Res Car" top of the "Lo Res Car" steering wheel in the "Lo Res Car" low res look for the "Lo Res Car" golf cart "Lo Res Car" keys for the "Lo Res Car" toggle switches for the "Lo Res Car" in the "Lo Res Car" talking about the "Lo Res Car" suspension in the "Lo Res Car" speed of the "Lo Res Car" headlights and taillights on the "Lo Res Car" next generation "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car"
You know Doug has seen alot of cars in his days when he says that this is "one of" the most interesting cars he has ever seen. If I saw that thing on the road, I would assume aliens have invaded.
@@countchoculitis1528 Yes, you can call low-poly low-res. polygonal meshes are kind of the approximation of realworld bodys. So the count of polygons is related to how closely the mesh matches the realworld body. So the term "resolution" is matching. The same with framerate (temporal resolution) or colordepth
@@KingShibe that's the whole point of getting paid for labor... I'd build a 2 wheel truck if the money was right. Doesn't mean it's gonna look good/have positive feedback.
The designer must not even have a driver's license. The whole design is a nightmare and would me impossible to control at normal speeds, which is probably why they don't dare make it to go faster than a go-cart.
Hahaha used play station 3 spot on… shiny black but not that shiny because there’s a hint of foggy gray plus it’s scratched up and easy to see with the way the exterior glistens
EXACTLY! People keep judging this like a real car like “Ewww this thing is so useless I wouldn’t pay five dollars for this piece of crap!” Like bruh learn what art is
@@markplott4820 Unless you're sliding sideways, virtually all of the debris will be shot out radially on the same plane as the wheel. Very little is going to go laterally unless maybe you're sliding. Would you rather be hit by a little, or all of it?
Police officer: *Do you know how fast you were going, sir?* Doug: *Noper, daddio!* Police Officer: *(sighs) Me neither… radar don’t work on this damn thing!*
Actually the Isetta was purposefully built to not be a real car, but a micro car, because people could afford neither real cars nor the drivers license after the war.
I love how the outside camera was basically just recording itself when Doug was trapped inside the back seat and trying to talk to it inside the echoey interior and you couldn’t see Doug due to how reflective the outside is
I didn't believe this was real when I first laid eyes. Kinda cool though. It's literally an oversized futuristic go cart. Gotta love the Phillips head screws that are visible in abundance all over the interior.
Not to mention that key fob 🤣 Like seriously.. lol couldn't even follow through with a black remote?? Instead they choose what looks like a mix between a old box fan remote and a rc car transmitter from the 90s.. I genuinely don't understand why he is even reviewing this other than to make money off of the video knowing it would still get views..
They definitely cheaped out on much of the design lol. The lights could have been done better. And not gonna lie, all the scratches and scuffs would drive me INSANE
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@@simonsays...5061 It's a unique and interesting car, which is what Doug likes. Do you even watch the channel? Of course he reviewed it to get views, that's his job.
"It's marketing propaganda in the form of a golf cart created by a shoe company that no one's ever heard of (and outside of this video, noone ever will)" FTFY
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Yeah...that your shop teacher and his neighbor that works for Safelite Auto Glass built in his garage over a case of beers on Saturday nights one summer😆
Ikr, can't wait for the car to flip and have the massive glass canopy shatter and crush me. Or to be a pedestrian that gets cut in half as it hits them at as little as like 15mph. Or to have the hydraulic jacks that lift up that canopy break as I'm opening it severing my arm as it falls on top of me
@@j0shuaj That just makes it even more dangerous LMFAO, ever heard of crumple zones? If the body of the car doesn't take the impact, you will. On top of that, it does shatter, just under very very very high kinetic stress. Further, that force would still be greater than the mounting points and jacks that hold it in place on the car's frame, so when those fail: vwoop - you're coming out with the polycarbonate, or atleast whatever part of you the sharp lower lip grabs a hold of
@@j0shuaj It's also not really that strong. It's 250 times stronger than tempered glass, which is actually on average about as strong as weaker, thinner autoglass. If you can go through your windshield in your normal car, you also can in this one
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Imagine an old grandma seeing Doug testdriving it on her way home and getting a heart attack "Aliens are here... I always knew they would come one day"
At last! The vehicles I saw in the 1980's Battlezone tank game are starting to manifest in reality! (As technology improves, the Lo Res car will get more and more polygons. The Cybertruck too!)
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CAR BEFORE, AND IF I EVER SEE DOUG, YOU OR ANYONE ELSE DRIVING IT ON THE STREETS I'M GOING TO ARREST YOU FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE.
I couldn't stop laughing at 15:18. It just looks like a talking polygon with Doug's voice, like it's some kind of copied consciousness of the real Doug
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT I always thought Doug could control his height at will. Making himself just tall enough to make any car uncomfortable, so that he could then talk about it being uncomfortable.
I remember he did a review of the Hellcat Durango I think something like that and he kept saying with 3rd row seating. I think he does this a lot in his videos he picks us word or phrase and likes to emphasize it over and over.
THIS is what I imagine Doug's videos to look like in the year 2140
You mean Dougs great grand son
He wouldnt have aged one bit
You’ll still be teaching us about dividends and crypto then as well hopefully
Wonder how long the “caaaars” in cars and bids will be by 2140
It looks like the Cybertruck, but light-years ahead in minimalism.
Doug: "THIS is a Logitech Wireless Mouse...and today I'm going to drive it."
this is your girlfriend and today doug is gonna ride it. ofc that swhat he told 8 years ago when you could actually get a gf, and he was unmarried.
Looooool
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Hahahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This feels like it should have a fog machine inside for when you come out.
also thought about hotboxing in there 😊
YES
And a slow ramp can't forget the slow ramp really gets thier dk hard
Fog machine on the outside to hide its ugly ass.
That would also help with hiding that janky interior...
Insurance Company: You Hit A WHAT??!!??
@@velascosr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: I said I hit a Lo Res car!
Insurance: "Oh, a CyberTruck??
"I hit a PS1 Car."
"I hit a giant metal doorstopper"
@@Woolint LMFAOO
That Rimac tease though!
Sup
wow
Yep 👍🏽
MKBHD!
hey Marques
They should've called this the "Polycar", since it's polygonal and exterior is made of polycarbonate.
Hey look! It’s cs188!
The poly-gone
how's the Low-res car ytp coming?
Literally a freaking monolith on wheels
Or the lo-poly if they want to compromise
I love how excited he is to drive it, when in reality its just a go kart surrounded by geometric windows.
Yeah, a couple of highschoolers with a decent budget could build this...
golfcart
That’s what I’m saying 💀 and he compared it to a Countach
@@avtonikova1196 goof kart
@@Dystopikachu “decent budget” over $10000 dollars probably.
Come on now
the only problem of the low res car LRC is that the accident with another car will be a high res accident HRA.
This makes the Cybertruck look fully rendered.
You win the internet.
cybertruck = RTX ON
This looks like my Sony Blu-ray …
that remote control is so 80's desing tho lol
@@Themaxleydog DLSS on
Given that there appears to be no horizontal or vertical planed panels, if it were made from the right materials it would be a stealth vehicle. No police radar would be able to get a reflection reading on it, like stealth aircraft.
As you're blasting along at 30 mph.
You'd be getting overtaken by grandma in a scooter
5:40 one of the side panels looks almost vertical
It's more about right angles, rather than vertical or horizontal specifically, but the point is the same nonetheless. Also, though, 30 MPH is so slow, that it wouldn't stand out against the background, which in itself would make it stealth. It's how notching a lock in a fighter works. Blend in with the ground in such a way that you don't appear to be moving and you disappear.
at least the police officer won't have a proper speed fix to laugh at
But you're not wrong when it comes to radar. LiDAR would be a bitch though.
Doug has ascended to drive the physical manifestation of a quirk. However, this is not even his final form....
OMG tru
This is the truest comment on this video. No matter how many more people comment, this will always be the top.
LMAO truest statement in the history of humanity
Final form has cupholders.
LOL
I just want an audio edit of Doug saying "Lo Res Car" a million times 😂 By far my fave Doug video, just pure fun!
Finally a car that can be completely washed at a gas station with a squeegee.
*covered with scratches
😂😂😂
Style AND value!
Hey, I've washed a normal car with a squeegee at a petrol station before. Well, most of one - before the attendant started yelling at me from the speaker 😅😅
I work at a gas station.
You are correct!
@@hyperlogos that's cause they didn't your the gas station squeegee lol prob used a towel that has dirt in it and scratched it all up
What in the black magic sorcery is this
Hello MemerMan!
"Art"
looks like a big waste of time
I think it's basicslly a lambo reskinned, and castrated
Doug's daily
He’s driving the pencil lead that broke immediately after you sharpened it
Underrated comment.
omfg
Imagine having road rage in this
😂😂😂
This brought back memories...not god ones by the way. 😂
Doug's the kind of guy to get startled by a Halloween decoration and respond to it "well played, sir"
Doug talking about the car as he slowly closes himself inside of it is weirdly hilarious
“Headroom is okay”
Yeah, but what if you go over a bump?
I literally read this as it happened. Oh serendipity 😀
Clear...Slide....Inside 🤣🤣
Ahha!! I knew someone would say this 😅
That moment felt like directly out of a cartoon show 😅
It feels more like they were afraid if they added more polygons, we wouldn't get a smooth 60fps looking at it.
More like A Smooth 15Mph... At 17Mph the panels would peel off in the wind
This looks like the kind of 3d model that has ~2000 polys per flat surface for no reason, and when pressed about it, the devs start sweating and say it's because of "shaders"
"Stealth is on par with the F-117 Nighthawk and it gets a 10 out of 10."
It would be interesting to see what kind of radar signature it puts out...also, depending on how thick that polycarbonate body is, it could have some decent anti-ballistic properties as well.
My brain yelled out IS THAT THE F117 NIGHTHAWK??? The second I saw the car
When even the cyber truck is too hi rez for you
he reviewed it like it was just a completely normal car
This guy is insane
i mean, minus the shape, it's just a glorified go-kart.
Not exactly. He didnot drive that far from the garage.
At one point he basically said he's eager to see what the "next generation" looks like. As if this piece of geometric art is getting another model year 🤣
As he should! Why wouldn't he?
Doug: “The steering wheel is a hexagon”
Lamborghini: “write that down, write that down!”
Tesla: You guys act like you're better than me.
(Gives a car a half steering wheel... or not-wheel)
Yeah, I encountered this particular model in multiple games. but I could only see it from a great distance - whenever I'd come closer it would transform into a regular car.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Idk man😅😅
that was LOD car xD
Car? At first I thought it was a concept boat 😂
Must have been playing a DOS game, IYKYK.
This not the “Low Rez” this the Yeezy Cybertruck lol
Me: "Oh man, I can't wait to see the interior on this thing."
Doug: *opens the entire body like a clam shell to reveal the interior*
Me: "😬"
I mean ........ what's the point???
Major letdown with interior, too bad coulda been cool, maybe some touch switches or more modern toggles not Radio Shack WW2 surplus…..
Ikr. It was garbage
@@sas6561 publicity
Lives up to its name
Doug:
Features: This car has no features so it gets a 1
AlsoDoug:
Video lenght: 23.01
Also Doug:
Styling: 8
23:02****
many quirks and anti-features
It is more of a quirk than a feature ;)
HOW TO SPOT A MORON:?
IF THEY'RE STILL STYLING THEIR COMMENTS AS IMAGINARY DIALOGUE.
Don't be silly, this is just the vehicle that Doug drives back to his home planet.
I would believe that
Doug is an alien confirmed
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
...Or maybe to the Mother Ship!
I looks like somebody looked at the Cybertruck and said, "That's PRETTY good...but no. No I want something that looks like one of those tank things in the first TRON movie."
Doug: "THIS is a Nvidia Shield...and today I'm going to drive it."
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA!!
One of the first things I thought of too, though my Shield is the tube one because I'm cheap, lol.
Pelosi bought it
Holy shit!!!!🤣😂
Looks like an end of semester engineering project.
Lol
One you rushed lol
More like a lowest possible LOD level in a videogame
Literally a solid works project you crammed.
@Chad Hustad, what I thought was 😎 about it tho was the fact that when Dough hopped into the back seat and closed the "lid", his voice sounded like a "synthesized talking car voice" which you'd expect from what would appear to be a movie prop "alien vehicle".
Well now we know where little uzis’s forehead diamond went.
This comment actually made me belly laugh
Amazing how the universe works that way huh
Little 😑
Facts
Lil*
Interesting choice of 19th century switches, seating and exposed steering column.
When I was a child I used to try to make cars out of cardboard boxes and Tinker Toys. This car is like if 4 year old me had some money 🤣
lol
I wasnt laughing out loud, neither were the other people commenting lol on this comment, but hey, didnt stop them. Liars.
Lol.
#LOL
Me too! I used specially cereal boxes
this is basically everything that is wrong with modern car design condensed into one
CEO: Send us renders for the new car.
Designer: but they aren’t rendered yet.
CEO: dont worry, we’ll work with what we got….
What we got:
Funny as hell lol
Lmao...that scenario sounds oddly accurate!🤣
Gut ein
aren't modelled* yet.
Who else changed the UA-cam resolution to 144p to get the ultimate low-res experience?
144p video-res is only allowed for black metal music videos for trve cvlt!
Wait you watch videos in higher resolution
By far if not the stupidest comment I’ve ever seen.
@@Jamesz_hunt ngl the car and video are also stupid
me
Cyber truck in boat form!
This the car that you haven’t unlocked yet. Gotta complete 3 more story missions before you get it.
W
The steering wheel looks like it's out of the GTA
More like a DLC
On a PS1 “lol
imagine in a race at high speed how the wind trail would go behind that car hahahaha everyone would crash
“What seems to be the problem officer?”
“Ma’am, please step out of the PS1 polygon.”
“please step out of lara croft’s boob”
ps1 cars were way better than this.
Imagine Doug stopped by a cop and they talk through the body panels :D
This thing is so insane that it makes the cybertruck look like a normal vehicle....
😂
The cybertruck was just junk, nothing more
They both look like a door wedge
@@robertheller4583 looks like a computer mouse😂
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When things were at their very worst:
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Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
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One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
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“They’re probably thinking I’m insane which is of course true” lol
When Doug gives a prism an 8/10 for style, you know things are getting weird
*wired
@@electroborg what
Lol it’s not exactly a prism, but you know what I mean
@@electroborg is that a joke
Drugs, bro. Drugs.
It's more of a low-poly car rather than a low-res car. It's actually quite defined.
nah its a low res car. The kind you see way way in the background of games
@@IdiotStinky02 yeah that's a Low Polygon car. Resolution doesn't change based on the display you are viewing a game on. Games can be displayed on the screen at a lower rendering resolution is what you are thinking of. Everything looking bigger than it should.
@@IdiotStinky02 hes correct. Low res would be like the textures you find in Mario 64. low poly is when things have low polygon counts, therefore making things look more “edgy” like this thing
@@alaskanhybridgaming niggas really arguing semmantics on the low rez car.
@@Yumemaru. they're right though
Doug just called the Countach "drivable" and "usable".
Well when compared to this car, then yes. Lol
14:30 this where people walk in on you watching this
This looks like a James Bond villain getaway car, disguised as a sculpture in his evil lair. "You will never get me Bond!" as he opens up this showpiece in 30 seconds and drives away at a leisurely pace of 48kph while the lair is collapsing under the volcano it was built on.
Just as practical as a moped.
You are not funny
But mopeds are practical af
@@CarStreetGasGone and you are?
@@lewis.davila someone who doesn't like try hard want to be funny over the top people like Luiz Fernando. He is not funny and needs to delete his comment.
@@CarStreetGasGone 😂😂
Man they made the cybertruck a lot more detailed in the new update
@Christian Ball I just thought it was funny a long time ago, and the car is the mclaren speedtail
@Christian Ball Ant kind
Regulations have really turned the setting on the Cybertruck to "low".
@Christian Ball Its no meme, its a way if life
Is this just a joke about the lo res car or did cyberpunk actually get a update worth playing ?
It makes Cybertruck looks like a perfectly normal car.
It will eventually compete with the Cybertruck
To me it makes Cybertruck look even more ugly and "wrong". Lo Res has really nice proportions, which can't be said about Cybertruck at all.
@@vsm1456 true. The Cybertruck is even ugly compared to the Low Res Car lol.
Thanks I really appreciate it man
@18 RLX Vibrant 7 DCT bruh why must you bring politics into this.
Insane Vehicle❌
Insanity Vehicle✅
Cyber truck : well this is stupid, but people seem to love it.
Lo Res: Hold my beer
This came way before Cybertruck.
I so want one!!
Hold my hydrogen
@@MattBlank0 not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing….
This is the "Lo Res Car" in the "Lo Res Car" with the "Lo Res Car" lights in the "Lo Res Car" seats in the "Lo Res Car" by the "Lo Res Car" for the "Lo Res Car" head room in the "Lo Res Car" top of the "Lo Res Car" steering wheel in the "Lo Res Car" low res look for the "Lo Res Car" golf cart "Lo Res Car" keys for the "Lo Res Car" toggle switches for the "Lo Res Car" in the "Lo Res Car" talking about the "Lo Res Car" suspension in the "Lo Res Car" speed of the "Lo Res Car" headlights and taillights on the "Lo Res Car" next generation "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car" "Lo Res Car"
Please stop it's scary how i can hear it 😬😵
😂🤣
Yes, I'm not the only one who finds his style of presentation highly annoying.
I began to doubt his mental capacity.🤪
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
*Lo Res Car*
You know Doug has seen alot of cars in his days when he says that this is "one of" the most interesting cars he has ever seen. If I saw that thing on the road, I would assume aliens have invaded.
😂
Ditto dude!!😅
We have CyberTruck at home.
The CyberTruck at home:
Technically speaking, this is low-poly not low-res.
I work in VFX and we use the term low-res all the time when referring to polygonal meshes.
Watch me speed build this in blender in 30 seconds, with textures and shaders, and it render in 0.23
@@countchoculitis1528 That still doesn't make it correct.
@@gregor00005 just stop
@@countchoculitis1528 Yes, you can call low-poly low-res. polygonal meshes are kind of the approximation of realworld bodys. So the count of polygons is related to how closely the mesh matches the realworld body. So the term "resolution" is matching.
The same with framerate (temporal resolution)
or colordepth
Doug, 3 years later:
Thisssssss is a lo res car. In fact, it is MY lo res car.
Hoovie: I bought the cheapest lo res car in the USA
and at no point did the engineers say to themselves, "you know, this is a really bad idea"
Hahahaha 😆 fuckin car belongs in Minecraft lol
I wouldn't pay 5 dollars for that piece of crap 😆
Pretty sure it doesn't matter when they're being paid to create this
@@KingShibe that's the whole point of getting paid for labor... I'd build a 2 wheel truck if the money was right. Doesn't mean it's gonna look good/have positive feedback.
@@crispi94 Time to design... **the Truckcycle.**
The designer must not even have a driver's license. The whole design is a nightmare and would me impossible to control at normal speeds, which is probably why they don't dare make it to go faster than a go-cart.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more surprised than when Doug said “then I’m gonna get it out on the road and drive it”
poly carbonate
is FILLED with scratches outside it looks like a used playstation 3
Bad material or shitty car detailers
Maybe PlayStation 4 because of the angles lol PS3 was more like cylinder look.
Polystation
It's about the same size as a PS5
Hahaha used play station 3 spot on… shiny black but not that shiny because there’s a hint of foggy gray plus it’s scratched up and easy to see with the way the exterior glistens
This isn't even a car. It's just a work of art that has its own built-in device to help assist in moving it around.
EXACTLY! People keep judging this like a real car like “Ewww this thing is so useless I wouldn’t pay five dollars for this piece of crap!”
Like bruh learn what art is
The first time I can think of where Doug has no idea what something is - The display screen on the left gives.. some number...
"Can we get a Cybertruck"
"We already have a Cybertruck at home"
Cybertruck at home:
lmao. i was looking for a comment like this.
Haha
polygonal AF as how cd project red envisioned
Perfect
I meant the design is alot better than the actual cyber truck
Imagine being a cop and seeing this driving down the road.
sirens, activate
@@aminman15 😂😂💯
Maniac Cop would write it a ticket because he has a 1 dimensional personality
@@euphan123 I see what u did there 😎
Trying to report the car in a pursuit.
"It's a... uhhhhh.... gloss black.... uhhhhhh..... polygon."
The wheels are probably "hidden" so they don't throw rocks and other road stuff (water) all over the interior.
That exactly why they are covered buddy👍
YES, Except the Wheels are NOT completely sealed , so Rocks , Dirt, Dog Poop can still enter the car from the Exposed sides.
@@markplott4820 well yeah there needs to be room for suspension travel, axels and what have you.
@@markplott4820 Unless you're sliding sideways, virtually all of the debris will be shot out radially on the same plane as the wheel. Very little is going to go laterally unless maybe you're sliding. Would you rather be hit by a little, or all of it?
Why didn't Doug realize this? It's rather obvious.
Narrator: A wild shiny Porygon has appeared
Me: turns hat backwards and smirks
Police officer: *Do you know how fast you were going, sir?*
Doug: *Noper, daddio!*
Police Officer: *(sighs) Me neither… radar don’t work on this damn thing!*
LMFAO
Dude!
the radar never saw it?
I don't think there are speed limits it can break
You could probably tell the cop that you were from the future when you got pulled over, and he might believe you!
Amusing how this car-a promotional art piece-still scores higher than the BMW Isetta, which was meant to be an actual car. 😂
Ohh I need to see the BMW Isetta video now!
@@TonyGoff-Yu It's hilarious.
The BMW Isetta is a more memorable car due to Steve Urkel. 😂
Actually the Isetta was purposefully built to not be a real car, but a micro car, because people could afford neither real cars nor the drivers license after the war.
@@qgxii No shit? What was the going rate for a DL?
Doug: Car doesn't have any power windows.
Me: The freaking car is a one big power window!
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Mobile Coffin 😢 it looks like a rolling glass cabinet... if a dog spots you in this, it'd bark till its neck turned red😂😂😂
I like how Doug is reviewing the most insane cars in the world while being dressed up like he is going to pick the kids from school
In a few years he will be
Looks like he's about to pick up someone else's kids from school... in a creepy ass Chevy van.
Doug keeps it real
@@OnPointFirearms don’t do Doug like that😂
I respect his refusal to change despite growing success
This is more of a go kart with a fancy shell, than a car.
Exactly. It's just a gimmick go kart.
Imagine a 1000 hp version of this thing
golf cart
@@ryangreen4982 dude, he acknowledged that it was a golf cart chassis, chill
Doug did mention that, so no need to be too serious ...
Finally, Doug gets to drive the Quirk itself.
next up: the Feature!
😂😂🤦♂️😭✌💪👌
6:34 this where he will show the inside
I love how the outside camera was basically just recording itself when Doug was trapped inside the back seat and trying to talk to it inside the echoey interior and you couldn’t see Doug due to how reflective the outside is
I didn't believe this was real when I first laid eyes. Kinda cool though. It's literally an oversized futuristic go cart. Gotta love the Phillips head screws that are visible in abundance all over the interior.
Not to mention that key fob 🤣
Like seriously.. lol couldn't even follow through with a black remote?? Instead they choose what looks like a mix between a old box fan remote and a rc car transmitter from the 90s.. I genuinely don't understand why he is even reviewing this other than to make money off of the video knowing it would still get views..
@@simonsays...5061 Because it's unique, and therefore interesting.
They definitely cheaped out on much of the design lol. The lights could have been done better. And not gonna lie, all the scratches and scuffs would drive me INSANE
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@@simonsays...5061 It's a unique and interesting car, which is what Doug likes. Do you even watch the channel? Of course he reviewed it to get views, that's his job.
Bro did the textures not load!??
The bump mapping is all there however.
not on his hair apparently. bro needs to at least try lol
thats why its called LOW resolution car
Nope, the 4k TV loaded all 8-bits fine
No BRO it didn’t BRO
Literally
Tesla Cybertruck: i am the epitome of angular car.
Lo Res Car : you were saying...?
This isn't a car, it's art that just happens to be driveable.
"It's marketing propaganda in the form of a golf cart created by a shoe company that no one's ever heard of (and outside of this video, noone ever will)"
FTFY
@@mikesprinkel9357 Right. I was impressed until he opened it. 🤷🏽♂️
@Gannon Travis god help you if you think these are comparable.
Yeah
This guy deserves an award for how good he is at pointing out the obvious.
I saw him on TV he's known as captain obvious...lmao
Why does he speak like a cartoon though? I had to jump to the end because he seems to talk too much.
@@markvincentcocjin agreed 😂 his format is obviously successful but I try to keep my reviews short and concise. Cool car though!
Nice one
"The actual hole is a hole." Doug Demuro
Yes, he actually said that once.
Doug: Its all windows and a little hot in here.
No AC = my guy is basically driving a greenhouse.
It's Useless...
What good is a Car you can't drive?
@@onestopfunstop317 for show obviously start thinking
@@onestopfunstop317 it’s not meant to useful bruh it’s for a UA-cam video lmao
"Hello, very nice to meet you. What do you drive?"
Me: "A 2050 Razer Special Edition Gaming Mouse".
I went from never having heard of the phrase 'low res car' to it being my most heard phrase in my entire life... all in 23 minutes and 2 seconds.
I made the mishtake of taking a shot every times he shaid, low resh car and now I’m drunksh…
@@MatchstalkMan hahahaha
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i swearrr..... i think he in love with the sound of that phrase
hahahha
Looks more like a stealth bomber than a Lambo 😂
Yeah...that your shop teacher and his neighbor that works for Safelite Auto Glass built in his garage over a case of beers on Saturday nights one summer😆
Looks more like a Logitech Mouse
I see a go-cart with a stupid shell on top. If people see this car, parked somewhere, im sure they will be inclined to flip it over.
I found this amusing as it was my first thought 😅😂
😂😂😂
One day, while in a wheelchair, hopefully you get the same great fate and get called low res
The exterior design looks awesome imo but I when he pulled out the little shitty remote my expectations tanked
It’s an art piece not something you ride around on. Lol
**original Starfox hype begins to peak** 🦊🚀
Imagine this thing painted with Vantablack, driving along looking like reality is missing an asset
This might be the worst design ever to get this close to being realized.
Ikr, can't wait for the car to flip and have the massive glass canopy shatter and crush me. Or to be a pedestrian that gets cut in half as it hits them at as little as like 15mph. Or to have the hydraulic jacks that lift up that canopy break as I'm opening it severing my arm as it falls on top of me
@@jackeldridge1319 it’s polycarbonate so it doesn’t shatter
@@j0shuaj That just makes it even more dangerous LMFAO, ever heard of crumple zones? If the body of the car doesn't take the impact, you will. On top of that, it does shatter, just under very very very high kinetic stress. Further, that force would still be greater than the mounting points and jacks that hold it in place on the car's frame, so when those fail: vwoop - you're coming out with the polycarbonate, or atleast whatever part of you the sharp lower lip grabs a hold of
@@j0shuaj It's also not really that strong. It's 250 times stronger than tempered glass, which is actually on average about as strong as weaker, thinner autoglass. If you can go through your windshield in your normal car, you also can in this one
@@j0shuaj CDs are polycarbonate, you can snap those in your bare hands
Designers at Tesla saw this car and thought we should make a pickup version of it 🤣
This thing makes the cyber truck look high-rez
Designers of Lo Res saw the Tesla truck and thought we should make a coupe version of ot 🤣
Jesus Christ died on the CROSS FOR YOUR SINS REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS GOD AND JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU NEVER FORGET THIS❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@peyton6466 Bot
@@SketchyGameDev based bot
Who else is watching this in August 2024?
Ooh me me. I am! 😁
Me
Imagine an old grandma seeing Doug testdriving it on her way home and getting a heart attack "Aliens are here... I always knew they would come one day"
They saved so much processing power by making the car low res that they managed to render a stunningly high res Doug DeMuro.
What
what can you expect.. his name is miles
lmao
Doug: i would die if i got into any kind of an accident
Also doug: im gonna floor it again
Me seeing this on the road: "Ok, now I know life is a simulation. That car's textures didn't load."
At last! The vehicles I saw in the 1980's Battlezone tank game are starting to manifest in reality! (As technology improves, the Lo Res car will get more and more polygons. The Cybertruck too!)
I KNEW I had seen this before. Man I loved that game.
Hahahaha! Best comment yet!
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CAR BEFORE, AND IF I EVER SEE DOUG, YOU OR ANYONE ELSE DRIVING IT ON THE STREETS I'M GOING TO ARREST YOU FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE.
@@officertoddmurphy5470 if you can catch us that is
@@superdays7933
Lol I can tell you're a blithering idiot, the damn car runs no more than 30miles an hour! I CAN CATCH YOU ON FOOT
15:10 the vehicle shaking, the echo, Doug talking through it all about leg room and Gen 2 Lo Res while you can't see him - this folks is peak Demuro.
Me: Doug has driven everything I can think of there is nothing more he can do
Doug: *Drives a fucking polygon*
💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
Imagine getting in, having it malfunction and you forgot your phone and can't open it to get out and you're alone.
I couldn't stop laughing at 15:18. It just looks like a talking polygon with Doug's voice, like it's some kind of copied consciousness of the real Doug
Like he ate it and adopted his voice
Judging by the length of that steering column, they designed this car going by Doug's quoted height of 6foot4 - 9foot7. {0.o}
😆😂🤣
Cue Morpheus walking in. {0.o} 😆😂🤣
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT I always thought Doug could control his height at will. Making himself just tall enough to make any car uncomfortable, so that he could then talk about it being uncomfortable.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
This is absolutely a drinking game. Every time he says “Low Rez Car” hahaha
I bet you mean "Low Rezzzzzzzz Car"
I remember he did a review of the Hellcat Durango I think something like that and he kept saying with 3rd row seating. I think he does this a lot in his videos he picks us word or phrase and likes to emphasize it over and over.
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3 row SUV is the phrase.
Doug's Aston Martin Lagonda vid is the best for a drinking game
Fu
8:04 holy sh*t, that's literally what the steering wheel looks like in GTA Vice City, I used to laugh when I saw it .. and now it's here in real life.
😂😂😂
Haha
😭
Lol same thoughts
On god the guy who designed this was laughing his ass off when it sold, this whole thing is too funny to not be intentional
Kinda crazy that we have something that looks similar to this being sold to the general public lmao