How To Beat The ZOMBIE INVASION In "Zombieland"

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  • @Kagamine-Rin-rawr
    @Kagamine-Rin-rawr Рік тому +1302

    Have a damn good day

  • @AlexandraAttwood-dr8fi
    @AlexandraAttwood-dr8fi Рік тому +3140

    Anybody notice this isn't our regular cinema summary friend? He must be making enough money to not even narrate anymore!🎉

    • @TheElegantPelican
      @TheElegantPelican Рік тому +460

      Yeah I’m surprised there aren’t more comments about
      *it

    • @decepticonunknown236
      @decepticonunknown236 Рік тому +263

      Me too. I thought it is strange.

    • @drby163
      @drby163 Рік тому +172

      I'm surprised more people didn't notice

    • @bootyclapper
      @bootyclapper Рік тому +381

      Nooooooooooooooooooo i loved cinemas voice im not used to these guys

    • @styl1shl1v
      @styl1shl1v Рік тому +99

      i miss him

  • @blasianfj
    @blasianfj Рік тому +935

    Right off the bat, I'm absolutely terrified and put off. Who's this new guy?

    • @probablyessie
      @probablyessie Рік тому

      My autistic ass couldn't even get past the two minute mark. Nothing personal; I'm sure he's a nice guy and a good narrator. But he is NOT THE HOW TO BEAT GUY AND I DO NOT DO WELL WITH UNEXPECTED CHANGE 😭

    • @yourstruly256
      @yourstruly256 Рік тому +177

      Same. I really struggled to get through this video

    • @RenAmamiya15200
      @RenAmamiya15200 Рік тому +41

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @felixtag5121
      @felixtag5121 Рік тому +57

      maybe a friend while he is on a vacation? or he sold the channel for a solid chunk of change 🙂

    • @girlmadesunshine
      @girlmadesunshine Рік тому +6

      REAL

  • @gerardmcquade9102
    @gerardmcquade9102 Рік тому +802

    this new person doing this video done a great job but i was confused about why he didn't mention wasting ammo and making unnecessary noise earlier in the video

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому +41

      Yeah, that's a bad mistake, if you don't got access to a big stock pile and even the means to make new ammo.

    • @jamesreilly5905
      @jamesreilly5905 Рік тому

      Or saying that they should shoot anyone they see

    • @sholohhh
      @sholohhh Рік тому

      its his voice, using AI

    • @gerardmcquade9102
      @gerardmcquade9102 Рік тому +4

      @@sholohhh ok, i dont know why he would do that

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno Рік тому +6

      I was shocked nobody ranted about how dumb it was to play zombie infront of armed teenagers

  • @yusufbektas1961
    @yusufbektas1961 Рік тому +747

    As one of the zombies, i can confirm this is how you beat zombie land.

    • @kysxami5328
      @kysxami5328 Рік тому +25

      Thanks zombo you the man🙏🏽

    • @zazaman1092
      @zazaman1092 Рік тому +11

      U fr a real one🙏

    • @yusufbektas1961
      @yusufbektas1961 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Channel2012yt you wont stop me, i swore an oath that i will do this every video.

    • @AtRandomFandom
      @AtRandomFandom Рік тому +8

      Oh damn bro you a zombie too? Where you at homie? Yeah you saw that last zombo who got blasted off the weird up and down ride, yeah das me

    • @Channel2012yt
      @Channel2012yt Рік тому

      @@yusufbektas1961 well I respect the grind

  • @supersolier0028
    @supersolier0028 Рік тому +501

    I swear nothing gets this man down, the how to beat community will survive against literally anything

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 Рік тому

      This dude is delusional, and would most likely die within 2 or 3 days of every apocalypse he has reviewed

    • @drby163
      @drby163 Рік тому +5

      Ima die for sure💀

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 Рік тому +19

      I recant my previous comment...idk who this narrator is but its not the usual guy. This dude is much more grounded

    • @judm3546
      @judm3546 Рік тому +5

      Even God
      No seriously they made how to beat God back then

    • @IzzardBlizzard1224
      @IzzardBlizzard1224 Рік тому +25

      Last narrator didn't survive so they changed new narrator guy.

  • @zeisure9554
    @zeisure9554 Рік тому +126

    I'm not gonna lie, the only reason I used to prefer cinema summary, to the other channels with how to beat content, was the previous guy :c

    • @light_117
      @light_117 Рік тому +6

      dont panic, maybe hes just on a break? 🤧

    • @StarMisura
      @StarMisura Рік тому +1

      Bro needs a vacay

    • @flyingswanx
      @flyingswanx 9 місяців тому

      It's alr he's on break.

    • @timewasnothing
      @timewasnothing Місяць тому

      For how long? 😮​@@flyingswanx

    • @coolish158
      @coolish158 20 годин тому

      @@timewasnothingbro probably retired.😢

  • @daverobson3084
    @daverobson3084 Рік тому +209

    The girl's plan was risky as hell.
    The guys could have shot Little Rock the moment they heard she was infected.
    The guys could have put up a fight when they ladies turned on them.
    The gals never searched the boys , so they could have been back shot.
    They did not know for sure that the guys were alone, so could have faced angry friends of their's when they went for the car.
    Any number of things could have turned this con into a bloodbath.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Рік тому +19

      Had this not been a comedy, one of those would've absolutely happened.

    • @alexleverton5095
      @alexleverton5095 Рік тому +2

      but if they shot little rock instantly witchata would have probably killed them with her manipulation or the advantage of the small room

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 Рік тому +11

      @@alexleverton5095
      And Witchata could then console herself on her little sisters death with their cooling corpses. Sound like a good trade. Her sister's life for some guns and a car. Because those things are so hard to come by in the zombieland universe Columbus and Talahasee stumbled on them more than once.

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 11 місяців тому +3

      It was a big risk

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Narra0002
      Very.

  • @scottecooke
    @scottecooke Рік тому +343

    Pretty sure this guy narrated some of binge expresses videos. It's not that the guy is doing a bad job I think the narrator is doing great. But a huge part of what we love about these channels is the original guys who made them. Their jokes, their voice, their personality. Without that it isn't the same. I see a new How To Beat video and I am like hell yeah. But with another narrator it isn't a how to beat video. It is just a video of the same style by someone else. Sure it's still good content but it isn't the same.

    • @BohoAstronaut0819
      @BohoAstronaut0819 Рік тому +2

      ​@mell8580exactly.

    • @a180combatbowsergamepro6
      @a180combatbowsergamepro6 Рік тому

      nah i'd prefer less videos@mell8580

    • @bluebomber875
      @bluebomber875 Рік тому +13

      @mell8580I mean, you saw what happened to Game Theory when they tried to bring on more narrators, there’s nothing wrong with it, and the content is still great, but the viewers like consistency, they associate the channel with that one person.

    • @arielangelyt
      @arielangelyt 6 місяців тому

      ​@@BohoAstronaut0819hush ur trap

    • @Nathan_012
      @Nathan_012 5 місяців тому

      ​@@bluebomber875well well well

  • @trinityfarm9876
    @trinityfarm9876 Рік тому +421

    I want the old guy BACK!!

    • @xN1ghtF4llx
      @xN1ghtF4llx Рік тому +22

      yeah

    • @harlanx
      @harlanx Рік тому +69

      Give the guy some break. Even Dead Meat had a sub host when the main is not around.

    • @Crossbox1
      @Crossbox1 8 місяців тому +14

      @@harlanx Its been a year now

    • @arielangelyt
      @arielangelyt 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@harlanxthis didn't age well 💀

    • @arielangelyt
      @arielangelyt 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Crossbox1frr

  • @keanohakeem2373
    @keanohakeem2373 Рік тому +165

    What happened to the old narrator??🤔🤔 I guess the new narrator didn't do bad. Oh... Also I guessed the new narrator used him a meatshield as a replacement.

    • @JuliusOrbigoso-zz6cl
      @JuliusOrbigoso-zz6cl 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@HLM_HULK24 he says we so he prob just took a brake and is just now editing

  • @ChordChronicles-j6w
    @ChordChronicles-j6w Рік тому +62

    I'm not used to this new and energetic voice 😭

    • @madisen6730
      @madisen6730 Рік тому +1

      Exactly- i thought this was a different channel until I saw the comments

    • @ChordChronicles-j6w
      @ChordChronicles-j6w Рік тому +1

      @@madisen6730 💀💀 not a whole other channel 😭😭 but yea i dont like his voice, cinnema is better.

  • @robertanderson9509
    @robertanderson9509 Рік тому +230

    Get a large enclosed cab dozer, up-armor the exposed hydraulic hoses, go to where the zombies are and spot-turn as the horde rushes you. The final and most important step is to head over to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 Рік тому +5

      🍻

    • @Turbo-jj5wp
      @Turbo-jj5wp Рік тому +5

      I see a critical flaw in your plan. Your terrible fuel econemy. Perhaps that could be solved bij upgrading the engine to one powered by solid aluminium

    • @randomnessltd
      @randomnessltd Рік тому

      @@Turbo-jj5wp The fuel might be a problem...NOT! Who's watching the economy during the apocalypse? If you thought politicians were zombies before, you're in for a big surprise: They're all dead.

    • @robertanderson9509
      @robertanderson9509 Рік тому +6

      Wrong, you can spot turn a dozen on a full tank for hours. Every zombie that comes into contact with the tracks will be annihilated. If you still feel uncomfortable with the tank you can either weld or chain a 500 gallon supplemental tank to the roof and perform sufficient modifications to allow it to gravity feed into the tank, operated from inside the cab. Just put some holes and weld plates on it in a manner that will work. This will happen organically across the world if a zombie thing happens and the biggest issue will be operators passing out from drinking too much while doing this.

    • @Turbo-jj5wp
      @Turbo-jj5wp Рік тому

      Where would you aquire all that feul tho?

  • @Eccentric_Charlie
    @Eccentric_Charlie Рік тому +80

    If you gonna have a new guy tell us before the video starts!
    I need to adjust my expectations and watch this later to be fair to the new guy.

  • @hypermaeonyx4969
    @hypermaeonyx4969 Рік тому +92

    My man sounds like he's been replaced with a robot

    • @royalbert-fo7gl
      @royalbert-fo7gl Рік тому +16

      frfr i was like where is is voice

    • @khanhgiapham-mi4hg
      @khanhgiapham-mi4hg Рік тому +1

      basically that's what happen when the channel gets big enough, the owner will start to outsource some of the work.

  • @ThaKenMan
    @ThaKenMan Рік тому +113

    Wait where is our regular guy? I hope he’s doing ok. Gotta bring him back . I don’t like change lol

  • @TheJahmclaren
    @TheJahmclaren Рік тому +12

    A more cheerful narrator this time

  • @lululuvn3573
    @lululuvn3573 Рік тому +89

    Holy moly my favorite zombie movie, covered on how to beat! Am I dreaming or what?! 🤩🤩

    • @antondavis9386
      @antondavis9386 Рік тому +3

      same

    • @SpyroTek
      @SpyroTek Рік тому +11

      But not done by the usual person so it may as well be a different channel.

    • @taylormorgan9001
      @taylormorgan9001 Рік тому +1

      @@SpyroTek i just imagine he wrote this too

  • @calebgamez5657
    @calebgamez5657 Рік тому +86

    Tallahassee: I'm here to eat Twinkies and to kill zombies, and i'm all out of Twinkies

    • @piperthomas2053
      @piperthomas2053 3 місяці тому +1

      Zuri: there is two things I’m good at eating cookies and kicking butt, and we are all out of cookies!

  • @A_Wzone
    @A_Wzone Рік тому +120

    Something you should remember the reason Tallahassee decided to call him by the city name aside from the attachment reason he gave is the fact it would also make it harder to put them down if they become infected if he were to form an attachment to him

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому +13

      It's a good move. Have a nice nickname and not worry about becoming too attached and for the survivor you're with to be okay.

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 Рік тому +19

    A zombie outbreak would be the ultimate test of endurance, cardio and wits.
    And that's why it's one of my biggest fears, I have asthma and am as weak as a twig.

  • @Astinomikos_Diefthintis_Delis
    @Astinomikos_Diefthintis_Delis Рік тому +7

    Who leaves a shittone of food in the road. Those snowballs would be great for supplies

  • @anime1986
    @anime1986 Рік тому +19

    I love this movie. Where's our other narrator? I liked him.

  • @devildogwhite
    @devildogwhite Рік тому +11

    This is crazy. I was just watching this movie not four hours ago. Well, listening to it. I drive a lot and let movies play in the background. Of all the movies for a How To Beat, I'm so glad today it was Zombieland.

  • @Scarflix
    @Scarflix Рік тому +4

    Ay that new voiceover guy is KILLING IT

  • @leojackeray1927
    @leojackeray1927 Рік тому +33

    As one of the twinkies I can confirm this is how you survive Tallahassee land

  • @whateverwhatever4026
    @whateverwhatever4026 Рік тому +5

    Tallahassee doesn't use a shotgun in that scene, it's a Mare's Leg....And while we're on the subject, Columbus shouldn't be using a double barrel. This is America. You don't have to randomly come across a hummer full of better guns. They're plentiful.

  • @Nene7of7
    @Nene7of7 Рік тому +12

    I love this movie, but what happened to our other guy's voice?

  • @Welco_2
    @Welco_2 Рік тому +3

    I like how the black suv changes brands. It goes from a Cadillac Escalade and then a GMC Yukon. I guess the budget got lower 💀

  • @EthanC123
    @EthanC123 Рік тому +6

    Only Og's remember his name used to be Cinema Summary

  • @coreystepe2614
    @coreystepe2614 Рік тому +39

    I love y’all videos I hear a new narrator I think you guys are testing out the waters. I’m here for it. You have my support

  • @rileyf1178
    @rileyf1178 Рік тому +6

    I know this movie is meant to be kinda a joke but it’s really well made and I love it

  • @ghilliedsniper7935
    @ghilliedsniper7935 Рік тому +69

    Years of Cod zombies have prepared me on how to run in a circle to train zombies. I'm already prepared.

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet Рік тому +4

    Wouldn’t it be wiser to have multiple rides going to spread out where the Zombies might go? If it’s just the ride you’re on going, then they’ll all just come right at you. The “zombie trap” idea basically acknowledges that but does realize that what it had just said before that is different. This sounds like Cinema Sins levels of not caring.

  • @saprumk4
    @saprumk4 5 місяців тому +2

    How TF can someone get a crush on a girl that robbed him at gunpoint with her big sister TWICE in the span of 24 hours and cruelly exploit their kindness.

  • @Heliccs
    @Heliccs Рік тому +3

    Fun fact (for anyone who doesn't know): Pacific playland is an actual theme park called Wild Adventures and is located in Valdosta, Georgia

  • @SephirothXIII13
    @SephirothXIII13 Рік тому +28

    One of my absolute favorite movies.
    But seriously zombie Apocalypses are more or less impossible and I am not talking about the virus making no sense if the initial outbrake isn't killing nearly everyone the zombies would never reach global destruction lvls.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому +6

      Zombieland does walk away with it being shown in the second movie of how fast the outbreak occurred, all because of some really bad beef, as we can see in the opening of the first movie. Went from Mad Cow to Man Man to Mad Zombie Disease.

    • @partypooper9732
      @partypooper9732 Рік тому +2

      tbh if there was to be a zombie outbreak i'd be able to arm an entire squadron of poeple with sticks

  • @justanothergamer64
    @justanothergamer64 Рік тому +9

    Bro, of course a zombie outbreak in America comes from a BURGER.
    That's just fekkin hilarious

  • @kennethcisneros8089
    @kennethcisneros8089 Рік тому +7

    How do I survive not having our normal narrator 😢

  • @taylorraines163
    @taylorraines163 Рік тому +14

    "the trio drives away" - there's 4 people in the car lmao

  • @americzelander4611
    @americzelander4611 Рік тому +21

    Always a good movie to re-watch, I'll still be one of the first to die though

  • @CyberPunkBadGuy
    @CyberPunkBadGuy Рік тому +16

    Man how did these people live this long , man the main character plot armor is strong af.

    • @Evelastic
      @Evelastic Рік тому +13

      Having rules in an apocalypse is so useful and actually increases your chance of surviving drastically. Also he most likely avoided survivors from the way he reacted when he met someone

    • @CyberPunkBadGuy
      @CyberPunkBadGuy Рік тому +5

      @@Evelastic well I should say Main characters cayse they were all pretty L in the brain.
      what I am saying is that all the main characters really shouldnt have even live this long and if those jerk offs lived there would be hundreds if not thousands of survivors all around.

    • @purest_evil
      @purest_evil Рік тому +5

      ​@@CyberPunkBadGuy There probably was, I'd like to think this story pick up near the dying era of the zombie takeover, getting closer and closer to the end of the apocalypse

    • @CyberPunkBadGuy
      @CyberPunkBadGuy Рік тому +7

      @@purest_evil well no matter the head cannon its clear its really a comedy for a love and friendship story and than a horror or zombie survival movie so I wouldnt reccomend wasting time and braincelss theory crafting and all that.

    • @lakiatrippert6894
      @lakiatrippert6894 Рік тому +3

      I think it has also to do with the fact they haven't seen people. If he hadn't found Twinkie guy he would of died of loneliness. So they might not have been acting so rational after they finally met somy

  • @Pinup_Panda
    @Pinup_Panda 4 місяці тому +2

    Bill Murray, to me, has always played a villain, low key. When I was a kid he always seemed like a bully😂

  • @Roland_Deschain677
    @Roland_Deschain677 Рік тому +5

    2:50 Tallahassee has a sawed-off Winchester rifle, not a shotgun. Just fyi.

  • @Willchannel90
    @Willchannel90 Рік тому +1

    The two reason to beat Zombie land.
    1 - Don't be mean spirit stooge, and a jackass.
    2 - Jokes are for laugh, not follow a clumsy way otherwise it become a zombies early all day buffet.

  • @Mcdainsly405
    @Mcdainsly405 Рік тому +5

    This is probably one of my favorite videos from how to beat loved the walkthrough of how to survive

  • @nickbyrd1027
    @nickbyrd1027 Рік тому +5

    Stopping by to say the new narrator did great! Of course we all feel connected to the original, but a little change-up should always be welcomed.

  • @sarahkeil3163
    @sarahkeil3163 Рік тому +3

    Babe wake up, How to Beat has a new narrator

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +2

    "Today, I'm going to be telling you the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the new narrator in Cinema Summary"

  • @SamueleumaS2
    @SamueleumaS2 Рік тому +8

    I just want want him to actually understand the movies he talks about

  • @christian-mx7ml
    @christian-mx7ml Рік тому +4

    fun fact: "pacific playland" isnt actually near the pacific or even in california. its wild adventures in valdosta georgia. ironically its about 80 miles from tallahassee fla.

  • @meowmeowmeowmeow2e2
    @meowmeowmeowmeow2e2 Рік тому +12

    love your content!! thank you for making these!!

  • @Pinchington
    @Pinchington Рік тому +5

    Use rides as weapons. The one that just swings back and forth is perfect. Turn on bells and whistles. Rig the bottom of swing with blunt objects and cow catcher on front and back. There would be too many zombies for sharp objects to be viable for long term. Blunt force to the top half of Z's until they stop wiggling. Then lure them away with bells on the other side of park. Clean your Zsmasher, have a pint

  • @Skeleton974
    @Skeleton974 Рік тому +6

    Funny thing is the theme park scenes were filmed at a theme park where I live in Valdosta Georgia and it has a water park but the park is called Wild Adventures

  • @universalworkshop6854
    @universalworkshop6854 Рік тому +5

    Have a damn good day, happy to see you post today :)

  • @endrankluvsda4loko172
    @endrankluvsda4loko172 Рік тому +4

    One thing about this movie I never got was why did the sisters have different names? Like they were from different towns? How?

  • @michealgaming6709
    @michealgaming6709 Рік тому +4

    pause at 13:05 because there is a tank that they could've hijacked for extra protection

    • @chaneng2386
      @chaneng2386 4 місяці тому +1

      Do you know how to drive a tank? That’s what I thought.

    • @noahjensen4354
      @noahjensen4354 3 місяці тому +1

      Probably zombies inside
      Probably won't start
      Do you know how to drive a tank or even use the barrel or cannon on the tank

  • @lamarazmoe6438
    @lamarazmoe6438 Рік тому +13

    So the channel has gotten so big there are multiple hosts now? Your voice sounds different if it is you.

  • @JimmahJahnsss
    @JimmahJahnsss Рік тому +2

    I was gonna finish this vid,but the story seems so GOOD I don’t want it spoiled, I’ll be back to watch when I’m done it’s the movie

  • @MoonlightGazing
    @MoonlightGazing Рік тому +3

    I’m so glad that they put comedy horror in this movie, it was the best 😂

  • @yotammatsliah5094
    @yotammatsliah5094 Рік тому +7

    That new voice is sooo wierd. Btw all the zombie movies have pretty much the same plot or the plan to beat it is pretty much the same, so id like to see less zombie movies. However, love the content keep on the good work❤

  • @tohjii.
    @tohjii. Рік тому +3

    you should make your own version of the zombie apocalypse survival rulebook

  • @wypmangames
    @wypmangames Рік тому +2

    24:26 the switches do provide power to the lights and rides, but without people operating the rides they should not automatically go
    also, how the **** are ALL rides and ALL lights working, despite a significant lack of maintenance done on them? are the rides wearing plot armor too? i thought that was just for protagonists
    26:36 this, and hope that nothing explodes from lackluster maintanance

  • @JoshuaTreePark2002
    @JoshuaTreePark2002 Рік тому +6

    Ahh 😌 Zombieland such a great movie 🍿

  • @pibaeater3454
    @pibaeater3454 Рік тому +1

    1:22, what sane human being would eat a burger that looks like it just came out of the sewers?

  • @geraldmantanona6116
    @geraldmantanona6116 Рік тому +3

    In an apocalypse is probably not best to have a side-by-side 12 gauge shotgun. There are better options for shotguns whereas the side-by-side 12 gauge is only two shots before reloading! 😂

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 11 місяців тому

      In FNV, the riot shotgun is a good choice.

  • @niteblazer2924
    @niteblazer2924 Рік тому +1

    The trio rides off happily. I'm pretty sure there's 4 of them

  • @Captainsoupbeard
    @Captainsoupbeard Рік тому +5

    I unironically believe that zombieland is one of if not the best zombie film

  • @xjacob219
    @xjacob219 Рік тому +1

    This feels more like a movie summary not a HOW TO BEAT

  • @jam1fy203
    @jam1fy203 Рік тому +7

    honestly theres an apocalypse everywhere at this point

  • @billstephens396
    @billstephens396 Рік тому +2

    It's not unnecessary precautions, it's unnecessary risks...

  • @sirleeproductions
    @sirleeproductions Рік тому +7

    epic movie from my childhood. have a dam good week .

    • @SwixDom
      @SwixDom Рік тому

      Isn't this movie only a couple of years old?

  • @Smart0713
    @Smart0713 Рік тому +2

    I'm just glad that Tallahassee got his TWINKIE :)

  • @DarknessMVP
    @DarknessMVP Рік тому +7

    Ive watched this movie way to many times :D

  • @wrathfulcrimson7615
    @wrathfulcrimson7615 Рік тому +2

    Woooooooo hell yeah. Wait a minute you sound different

  • @chill0314
    @chill0314 Рік тому +4

    Wait, I'm 2 mins in and just realized this is not the same narrator. For a second i thought I clicked on one of those knock off how to beat channels.

  • @fakegeoexe
    @fakegeoexe Рік тому +2

    its soo sad that this movie didnt won the reward for the best zombie movie i really like it

  • @weekim3974
    @weekim3974 Рік тому +4

    Anyone else noticed that, around the plane crash there's no scorched marks around the plane especially the grassy area or on the plane?

  • @unknownchoujin1436
    @unknownchoujin1436 Рік тому +1

    As cold-blooded as it is, Rule #17 may be one of the most important of the rules. Sure, altruism is very important, but for me, it'd only be for if it's convenient for my benefit.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +4

    [0:50|2:20]
    Already a mistake. Yes, double tapping is essential in a zombie apocalypse to lessen the risk of an unexpected bite to the throat. Columbus should've double tapped in a more resource efficient manner. Such as, stomping or bashing the zombie's head in. A shot to the head may be more clean but also wastes ammo on a possibly dead and/or vulnerable zombie.

    • @PadoruAlwaysComeBack
      @PadoruAlwaysComeBack Рік тому +2

      This is why a small or large melee weapon in your arsenal during a zombie crisis is not a bad idea

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED Рік тому +2

      @@PadoruAlwaysComeBack heavy large sharp weapons are also not recommended unless you have the muscle or training to back it up. A blunt weapon would be better since if it doesn't kill the infected, it will at least stagger it or knock it back as opposed to fighting a horde with a blunt fire axe or an overused machete, getting stuck in rotting flesh is a con that blunt weapons do not have.

    • @PadoruAlwaysComeBack
      @PadoruAlwaysComeBack Рік тому +1

      @@X-SPONGED Anything's better than double tapping with your gun, which waste ammo and alert some zombies nearby but yeah, I agree with you.
      Edit: Bashing using your gun would work but it might break the more you use it for bashing.

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED Рік тому +1

      @@PadoruAlwaysComeBack using the stock should be fine but yes, a bat or a sledgehammer would do better

  • @NateMuller
    @NateMuller Рік тому +1

    YEEESSS!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR HIM TO TO THIS MOVIE!! LET'S GOOOOOO!!

  • @kateorourke6390
    @kateorourke6390 Рік тому +3

    Have a damn good spring break!!

  • @suspectxxxl2980
    @suspectxxxl2980 Рік тому +5

    I watched this movie so many times when i was younger and to this day it is still one of my favorite movies of all time.

  • @shadowchaser8598
    @shadowchaser8598 Рік тому +1

    i literally love ur vids i have watched like 100 of them

  • @viktorjohansson2058
    @viktorjohansson2058 Рік тому +6

    One of the best zombie movies of all times

  • @rraayyllyynnnn
    @rraayyllyynnnn Рік тому +1

    I love this movie, but I wish you did the whole movie or made a part 2 because the ending is so good

  • @Big_Sloppa
    @Big_Sloppa Рік тому +3

    Just bite zombies to turn them into humans, restart the civilization, EZ GG

    • @rorokun2
      @rorokun2 10 місяців тому +1

      you're so fucking smart bro

  • @SeismicSix-uj3ld
    @SeismicSix-uj3ld 7 місяців тому

    13:09 the context of double tap makes this scene way funnier

  • @_QuickSloth
    @_QuickSloth Рік тому +7

    Who else remembers when he said, “Have a damn good day”

  • @rollingwithmoore
    @rollingwithmoore Рік тому

    I love the TLC reference. That was smooth

  • @charleshunt3806
    @charleshunt3806 Рік тому +13

    I would like to point out that there is an exception to the don’t be a hero rule if you’re trying to save a lolly like in high school of the dead then it’s OK to be a hero. She was just the best. And sometimes it’s good to have a morale booster built into your group

    • @danknados
      @danknados Рік тому +2

      if your life is on the line and there is little to no reward then it isn't worth it in a zombie scenario, and if you inevitably die saving someone you just doom them, so it is irrational and a bit selfish

    • @charleshunt3806
      @charleshunt3806 Рік тому +1

      @@danknados as a lolly con I have to disagree with you on that one. They are one of the things in this world worth living for. And the lolly is the reward. And if you die trying to save one of those that is of course going to suck but if the world’s gonna poop that much you might as well. And if trying to save a lolly is selfish than I am one selfish bastard and I’m OK with that. I knew there was a reason I liked the walking dead game from telltale. In high school of the dead
      Alice Maresato and psycho are my favorite characters

    • @danknados
      @danknados Рік тому +1

      @@charleshunt3806 oh I see as in the sweet/candy I'm sorry I misjudged you

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 Рік тому +3

      @@charleshunt3806 is this satire

    • @charleshunt3806
      @charleshunt3806 Рік тому +1

      @@ppose777 well I can neither confirm nor deny. I can only say that I did enjoy zombie land and high school of the dead

  • @janthejetplane5668
    @janthejetplane5668 Рік тому

    i am at 4:31 currently and i just want to say that i love the fact that he is going to be called ,,Ohio'' by him

  • @meruem1920
    @meruem1920 Рік тому +5

    It's one of the best zombie movies ever 🧟‍♀️

  • @SCP-CBT
    @SCP-CBT 9 місяців тому +2

    rule number 33: take ALL still good food you find

  • @artrik69420
    @artrik69420 Рік тому +14

    Nah how to beat isn't how to beat without him

    • @exo-zaddy4886
      @exo-zaddy4886 Рік тому

      hey man , replay me with your old bullys IG and ill go crazy on him ong brotha

    • @artrik69420
      @artrik69420 Рік тому

      @@exo-zaddy4886 uhhh who are u btw

  • @joshuarandall6137
    @joshuarandall6137 Рік тому

    I just rewatched this and then you make a video perfect timing this is one of my favorite movies

  • @speedyrogue6844
    @speedyrogue6844 Рік тому +4

    does he sound different or am i going insane

  • @Onyxthief-mx1tj
    @Onyxthief-mx1tj Рік тому +1

    I have another version of Tallahassee
    Micheal, he is just like Tallahassee but instead of Twinkies he wants a Takis bag to remember what it was like when he and his family ate Takis together in the living room

  • @younot6921
    @younot6921 Рік тому +3

    this was such a good movie
    cult classic 👌

  • @ethanoldabest3829
    @ethanoldabest3829 Рік тому +2

    Cod:Zombies has prepared us for this