- Entered a room with mismatched clothing - Does the floss - Makes ASMR from the corner of the room. - Makes random mouth sounds - Refuses to elaborate further - Walks out of room in an awkward manner. This is why I love ER.
A. I laughed at the floss B. I loved that he called it his "warm up" C. *I give my heart and soul to the fact that he "warmed up" for standing still in a corner for an hour*
@@awesomebrad1112 basically a set of hallways that lead to nowhere with the smell of mold and Piss, yellow walls and lights. And the only sound being the buzzing of a light
@@max121262 Put your weight more on the front of your feet and less on the heels.. It helps a lot.. Learnt from Army, standing in a formation for a long time can be tough..
You were born in the wrong generation. Please pray and ask god for forgiveness, for they who are naïve in the year of zwenzieeighteen must be penetrated in the rectum with a magical rod until death.
we have reached a level of evolution where we fall asleep to a man flossing for about 5 seconds and then saying "dk o iaos i d kas kdjs hsdh sdj lnbfm nf josdfo sdf hisdhf osdiofj oi" for 59.05 minutes
I perfectly understand it he is clearly speaking glip glopion it's a couple hundred stars away from Earth its a nice planet the people are also nice they often stand still and talk for a couple of hours from my basic understanding of the language I heard a couple things such as "I hope you are doing well" or "don't trust the professor"
I wasn’t paying attention to my device and I was using auto play, and I look back and I see a fully dressed up man in the corner of an empty room, doing the floss. Best experience of my life
Being able to do the floss doesn't mean you can dance. It means you can do a dead meme IS IN 3/4 FOR NO REASON!!!!!! Sorry. It's like seeing Hillary Clinton dab when someone is doing the floss to a song that is in 4/4 while the floss is in 3/4.
Parents: Hey, you can tell us anything. Me: Well I've been feeling very depressed, insecure and anxious about life and school. What my parents hear: 00:00-59:03
Bubbablue apparently, the floss dance is from an snl live performance, I looked it up because I saw someone else mention the dance being before fortnite and being added to the game as a “reference”
The Floss dance was around way longer than Fortnite, lads, and most of the dances in it are references to the exact dances that were actually real dance moves, people just assume them as being Fortnite dances now
Rory xd I mean, they did you use the wrong word. Even so, you didn’t have to correct them. It’s UA-cam, not an expository essay. People make mistakes, it happens all the time. I’m sure you do too, and how would you react if some random person corrects you for a tiny mistake. This might seem like I’m **blowing** this **way** out of proportion, and I am, but it isn’t necessarily the best course of action to take. Leave them be.
Hell Jumper xd I mean, they just corrected a mistake. Even so, you didn't have to share your opinion. It's UA-cam, not an online forum. People like to educate others, so that they learn from their mistakes. It happens all the time. I'm sure you do too, and how would you react if some random person asks you to stop sharing your opinion? This might seem like I’m *blowing* this *way* out of proportion, and I am, but it isn’t necessarily the best course of action to take. Leave them be.
Megan McKenna pretty sure it's just a joke from uncle E. He did say 'I was a little bit too far from the mic, so the volume is not as loud/up close & personal as you and I would prefer it to be, therefore, I offer you the following apology:'
Not to sound over dramatic, but I feel that you’re seriously a pioneer in the whole ASMR culture. So many new ideas everyday about something that scientists haven’t even taken the time to study all the way. Inspiring!
If this video was not titled ASMR then I don't know what I'd think of it. I reckon it would make it onto a "Top 10 most chilling videos on UA-cam" video. But it's not. Because I and yourself are weird people. We don't find this strange at all. Also why are his pants blue? That is bothering me slightly.
Distor Dog Oh, that was a reference towards V for Vendetta... and was a fairly vague response to Robert Shippey's "you, me, all of us", since it's part of what Evey said in response to "Who was he?"
It's impressive to see how dedicated he is. He stood for nearly an hour in a corner just for the relaxation of OTHER people, and, uh well, that's pretty nice
Actually, it's a loop of a video clip. If you pay attention, you can see he is looping his actions (check his face) but, we all know that rift would indeed stand in a corner for us this long if it came down to it
i love how there’s just one chapter that says “unintelligent whispering”. the whole thing rift tends to to with the chapter system when there’s only one thing happening in the entire video is in and of itself fascinating. it then makes it so much funnier when i realize i have severe depression.
This whole thing would have been even funnier if someone just opened the door, saw you standing in the corner whispering, and then silently closed the door
i’m so confused. why did he dance? why is he so far away from the camera? why is he in a corner? why don’t his pants match his shirt? where is he looking? how is he standing that still for so long? just what overall?
- Entered a room with mismatched clothing
- Does the floss
- Makes ASMR from the corner of the room.
- Makes random mouth sounds
- Refuses to elaborate further
- Walks out of room in an awkward manner.
This is why I love ER.
What do you mean he has mismatched clothing
@@skymanlordoftheskies the pants
Bro also doesn’t put any ads
@@aldredmusicc neither asks for likes or to sub.His art speaks for himself
@@Envity05 come to think of it, it is mismatched
this dude really just stood completely still and spoke complete gibberish for an entire hour
"Me when I'm silently hiding in my room to stay out of my parents' argument."
Hahaha!
That takes dedication.
Yeah, its impressive determination and I really appreciate it
Absolute MadLad
My sleep paralysis demon that realizes I had a hard day and just chills in the corner
Man with the black hat and trench coat, right?
Lol sleep demons are actually fucking terrifying the first couple time but you get over it my old gf had them
*floss**
Pusso good I’m yelling😂
@@remi69420 that was absolutely beautiful.
comes in*
*awkward floss*
*collar adjustment*
*walks to mic..*
*heavy breathing*
täkæšühêàqdñk
My favorite part was when he said: êrüi‘§Ωμ×
this is so accurate its scary
@@tamalesdecrocs my was when he said: κξγζψνρ
Mine was when he accidently summoned a demon
It was actually a good floss
Guys.. It's not the fact that he flossed, it's the fact that he actually did it better than 99% of people who attempt it....
A random JoJo reference
he did it better than the god damn 25 year olds in my school (Cpals)
@@RichyCreations please just stop, no one wants a dead meme here, tryna sleep
better than alia
RolbloxGaming 4K how is it a meme? i never knew it was a meme.
@@RichyCreations everthing is a meme if you laugh, dank or offense or just stupid, like myself!
*this whole video is basically me in front of a class presentation*
Ashie Rashie yep
*Unintelligible whispering*
IMM DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
So you floss before you talk? I'm sure you can relate to the opposite of me
XDDD
Sometimes i really don't understand Rift but that's fine as long as he dresses like the Godfather
Agreed
*In an Italian accent* Take kare of him.
@@ognjenivanovic7871 *In an italian accent* Bring me a pepperonni pizza
Sure thing pall, any wine with that?
Who understands him any way.. just enjoy the content
dude really stood still and spoke enchantment table for 3543 seconds of his life
No. One hour is 3600 seconds and this is less than an hour.
@@kindatim he was joking. He know that is not the real numbers
@@radusirbu3987 did I not get some joke related to these numbers?
@@kindatim Minecraft nerds
@@irisk9516 well u kno abt enchantment tables so u in it too bud welcome to the nerd club
A. I laughed at the floss
B. I loved that he called it his "warm up"
C. *I give my heart and soul to the fact that he "warmed up" for standing still in a corner for an hour*
Like he needed to mentally prepare or something
The world is Å vampire
had my eyes closed at the beginning, then i hear clothes moving quickly and im like "what?"
i open my eyes and he's flossing.
brilliant
The best part is him proffessianally straitening his tie afterwards.
When?
Weren't you in one of Pj Dream ASMR's comments and you said something about inaudible and unintellible?
CoolGuy190 the backpack kid
@Kronos the Horrible LMFAOOO I D K WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
8:53 *looks at clock on the other side of room and its only been about 9 mins*
* exhale *
*shit*
*shit*
@@JohnMilk lol
69k subs no vids challenge lmao
It's impossible to achieve 69,000 subscribers with no content to show for it. Go on prove me wrong, €500 will be your reward and that is a promise.
“hey what’s the wifi password?”
”oh it’s on that paper on the fridge door”
the paper on the fridge door:
💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
420 likes
@@centauri1608 666 likes
Your comment has officially reached 700 likes. 😊
Imagine noclipping into the back rooms, and you find him doing this...
lol
Hot
What are the backrooms
@@awesomebrad1112 basically a set of hallways that lead to nowhere with the smell of mold and Piss, yellow walls and lights. And the only sound being the buzzing of a light
Personaly I'll fall asleep
you must have legs of steel to stand that still for an hour. well done, kind sir.
retail
Editing
it's really not that hard...
@@max121262 Put your weight more on the front of your feet and less on the heels.. It helps a lot.. Learnt from Army, standing in a formation for a long time can be tough..
i stand for like 9 hours daily in my workplace lol :)
Everyone's talking about him standing for an hour, and him flossing, but what about the timestamps!!
Timestamps that are unintelligible
They're very accurate too!
Mm, yes, my favorite timestamp
*finis*
@@clumsiiconfidant5780 f i n is
Finis
this is undoubtably the ASMR’s of all time
Imagine if he forgot to press record
😂😂
Lol
Cruel lol
Well maybe he did
JJRev101 FTW Then he would just be standing in an empty room whispering nonsense and flossing...
Otherwise called: man flosses and mumbles in cursive for a while
Yes.
Yes indeed
"a while"
Caitlin Luke *softly* don’t
In cursive lmaoo
This is too advanced for me
Only people who watch Rick and Morty will understand this...
He’s a advanced species
You have to wait until after wwIII
You were born in the wrong generation. Please pray and ask god for forgiveness, for they who are naïve in the year of zwenzieeighteen must be penetrated in the rectum with a magical rod until death.
It seems they have surpassed us long ago
we have reached a level of evolution where we fall asleep to a man flossing for about 5 seconds and then saying "dk o iaos i d kas kdjs hsdh sdj lnbfm nf josdfo sdf hisdhf osdiofj oi" for 59.05 minutes
That must mean we evolved and progressed perfectly.
@@cng-hcheitdononoweves yes it does
the evolution is beautiful
Humans are humans.
59.3 minutes
This should be an Olympic sport.
Standing in a corner making noises? Count me in!!
Where do I inscribe myself
Including the flossing ofc
Inpel Jasm lmfao I knew you would watch this crap LMAOOOOOO 😂😭🤣💀💀
The sport should be writing down what he says then relaying it back as well as you can
0:14: fLoSses then stand in corner and speaks in cursive
58:35: ight ima head out
It ain’t cursive it’s. enchantment table
*SPEAKS IN CURSIVE*
Yes
@@Mithriel thats typing in cursive dummy you need to SPEAK in cursive. completely different.
@@dasheroo1229 maybe he is using that function where you type using your voice
Walks in
*Flosses*
Proceeds as a normal video
Fuck your profile picture so much. I have grown an immunity to the hair on the screen, but this is too advanced.
I actually thought my screen was dirty
@@omicronlyrae6228 Having the dark theme on mobile is a great defense against that
Unfortunately this neat visual trick doesn't work well for those who use night mode, but I appreciate your efforts tremendously! :)
That is why i got that dark mode on! :P
The sheer dedication of this man is undeniably incredible
He was adjusting his hip in the beginning guys its ok .
Good because if that was what I thought it was oh boy...
i laughed
Floss 0:14
Once again uncle E uses a language that no mortal can understand.
I can
Reid Rollins he is speaking the language of Gods
You cannot understand it for you are a mere mortal who cannot handle the power of gods
I perfectly understand it he is clearly speaking glip glopion it's a couple hundred stars away from Earth its a nice planet the people are also nice they often stand still and talk for a couple of hours from my basic understanding of the language I heard a couple things such as "I hope you are doing well" or "don't trust the professor"
Reid Rollins the whispering or the floss?
imagine hes saying the bee movie script
Baby_Blue_ Yoshi- i'd sit right next to a car explosion so i would never get to hear again
CRYPTOREGAN but you wouldn’t be able to hear what he’s saying- it’s inaudible whispering. 😬
@@thicciesmalls r/wooooosh
Twirp The Twirp lol wooooooooosh
DoctorElectro22 *woooooooooooooooooooosh*
*this man really stood in one place for an entire hour and spoke doctors handwriting*
paracetamol
0:14-0:21 when you punch wool blocks in Minecraft
Donald 9 and Douglas 10 yes
im fucking dying
Omg that's totally the sound
This is where mojang got the sound from
@@buttersidedown8006 exactly
This room is my brain at three in the morning.
Mine at 4am
This room is my brain all the time
This room is my brain in another dimension
It's my brain in school
It’s my school in brain
*speaks in cursive*
Sneezes in brail
@@xc6603 *I'm fucking dying* 😂😂
*ᵂʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳˢ ᶦⁿ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ ˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ*
Meatess Beatess Elitess laughs in binary code
But, can he speak in pencil
I wasn’t paying attention to my device and I was using auto play, and I look back and I see a fully dressed up man in the corner of an empty room, doing the floss. Best experience of my life
5:15 good shit , lol
not even sounds a bit like "lol"
bit like loot
It was my reaction i should’ve put a comma
Good shit, TURNER
@@wlrjuan hahaha
Good
Shit
Totaketa
58:36, 2 am Midnight Snack time walk
I feel that.
Didn't realized you snacked while time traveling
Can relate
I feel that 😔👌
99.9% comments on flossing.
0.1% comments on the fact that he stayed still in the corner for nearly an hour.
Jurassic Rain that 0.1 percent is anyone before finals
IKR
Victor Masson that's not a tuxedo, it's a sports blazer and jeans
Bruh it’s funny cause that’s the 1st thing I thought clicking on this
pretty sure he looped it, stood there for 10 min and then went back to the door and then looped it 5 times
0:14 when you break wool in minecraft
this is big brain
That's how they recorded that sound
copied
Next video its just him T-posing for an hour straight
No more forklift ideas lmao. (I call it forklift cause its funny also cause another youtuber calls it that.)
P.s that would be interesting though lmao
P L E A S E Y E S
Hell yes!
I need that in my life
He’s actually just reciting his favorite movie script by memory really quietly.
By all know laws of aviation, bees should not be able to lift their tiny little bodies of the ground, however Bess simply just dont care.
@@derpy_squiddo2503 ah , l see...
Dwight
Not only asmr but dance?
He's a god
Day-anceMR
Being able to do the floss doesn't mean you can dance. It means you can do a dead meme IS IN 3/4 FOR NO REASON!!!!!! Sorry. It's like seeing Hillary Clinton dab when someone is doing the floss to a song that is in 4/4 while the floss is in 3/4.
He is am atheist....
@Jesus Christ hahahahahahaha
Floss my man
So are we not gonna talk about the fact that this man is like 6’2
🤣🤣🤣 no one else said this
ARE YOU ASSUMING HIS HEIGHT?!?! That's pretty racist of you
@@dr.edwardrichtofen908 I really hope you’re kidding, cause I’m assuming you are
pretty basic height tbh. im 15 and all my friends are 6’2 and well above lol
@@dr.edwardrichtofen908 lol
My sleep paralysis demon talking to me about his problems while i cant move.
Jajajaja!
Worst part
You can't understand it to console it
My sleep paralysis demon recently got divorced...
I feel sad for him.
@@Doomer1121 😢
@@Doomer1121 he got a good wife now?
0:05 when your parents leave you alone in the house for the first time
😂
First time?
Trite last time I heard nobody follows your orders
Dioro Jotarovanna ok...everytime(￣▽￣)
@@somebody8399 ooh-
Everyone is mentioning the flossing, but that suit is the ultimate power move
Flossing is the dance at the beginning.
standing in the corner whispering for an hour is the power move my brother
John wick
Parents: Hey, you can tell us anything.
Me: Well I've been feeling very depressed, insecure and anxious about life and school.
What my parents hear: 00:00-59:03
so accurate
that means you gotta speak up
@@joejonstan6489 then they be like “i don’t like your tone”
@@languid-4535 •
I thought I was supposed to relax, the intro did nothing but raise my blood pressure
same bruh same
I feel irrational rage ever time I see a fortnite dance (unless its ironic/for a meme), but for some reason ER flossing didn't bother me
Bubbablue because uh, it WAS ironic mate.
Bubbablue apparently, the floss dance is from an snl live performance, I looked it up because I saw someone else mention the dance being before fortnite and being added to the game as a “reference”
The Floss dance was around way longer than Fortnite, lads, and most of the dances in it are references to the exact dances that were actually real dance moves, people just assume them as being Fortnite dances now
No one:
Ephemeral Rift: time to stand in a room and whisper for an hour
0:35 me waiting to present while the teacher silences the class
Can relate
Can relate
Can relate
Can relate
Can relate
This is one of the few ASMR channels that do actual TRUE unintelligible not just slighty muffled whispering and i love it
When he said “oocotathloonopoquitlankl” I felt that ✊😔
‘-‘ when tell me when!
*_nice_*
I said that out loud and my furniture started floating.
Spoken like a true poet.
Lmao 😔 👁👄👁
My guy stayed in a corner for nearly and hour speaking gibberish , what a guy
Bouchy2K6 NUFC an hour *
DRSDB FAN92 you’re 57 seconds too far dude
God what?
DRSDB FAN92 there were 57 seconds left for it to be an hour
Not entirely gibberish like at 11:06 you can hear something about sleep and it not being an “effort” or something
Next Video: ONE HOUR ASMR FLOSSING IN SUIT | fabric and dancing sounds, no talking, Lovecraftian ASMR
10/10 would watch
The idea of a 1 hour floss video is more frightening that the cosmic horrors
Please for the love of god no
confused how lovecraftian would come into that but im intrigued
When the teacher asked you a question about the book you didn’t read
*It’s good to see he’s promoting social distancing.*
What from the door
w.w.r lmao
I refuse to like your comment. Your at 69 likes.
Hai tim sung that’s the joke tartar
Screw you
The ASMR community was not prepared for this tingles
*these
Rory xd I mean, they did you use the wrong word. Even so, you didn’t have to correct them. It’s UA-cam, not an expository essay. People make mistakes, it happens all the time. I’m sure you do too, and how would you react if some random person corrects you for a tiny mistake. This might seem like I’m **blowing** this **way** out of proportion, and I am, but it isn’t necessarily the best course of action to take. Leave them be.
Hell Jumper I agree with you’re statement.
Don't listen to anybody. Your statement is just as impactful, friend (even moreso)
Hell Jumper xd I mean, they just corrected a mistake. Even so, you didn't have to share your opinion. It's UA-cam, not an online forum. People like to educate others, so that they learn from their mistakes. It happens all the time. I'm sure you do too, and how would you react if some random person asks you to stop sharing your opinion? This might seem like I’m *blowing* this *way* out of proportion, and I am, but it isn’t necessarily the best course of action to take. Leave them be.
“Woo ASMR. Time to close my eyes and sleep.”
* Hears vigorous rustling *
“ *HM* “
This is the only coment I've ever made an effort to look for after watching a video for a second time
Springsteppy *o k*
This video is amazing. The comedy he integrates without saying a word.
8:49 "Something Potato" xD
Its JACKSEPTICEYE potato
8:54 "shit"
20:47 "baka bachi"
How is there no top comment about the apology letter in the description
Tsukote Amie yeah can someone please explain
Ikr
Megan McKenna pretty sure it's just a joke from uncle E. He did say
'I was a little bit too far from the mic, so the volume is not as loud/up close & personal as you and I would prefer it to be, therefore, I offer you the following apology:'
Is he for real gay?
@@fakeyeezyslide460 i think he has a wife and son but im not 100% sure tbh
Not to sound over dramatic, but I feel that you’re seriously a pioneer in the whole ASMR culture. So many new ideas everyday about something that scientists haven’t even taken the time to study all the way. Inspiring!
Asmr UA-camr: flosses and does unintelligible asmr
You: ThIs Is GooD I WiLL nOw MaKe A LeTTeR tHaT Is wAy To OveRlY dRaMaTIc..
.
TheMemerIsDank cringe
TheMemerIsDank cringe
0:15 he is truly superhuman.
32:09 love him or hate him, but hes spittin straight facts here
egbert
john
I don’t trust like that
right
At 6:36 I can't be the only one who heard
"Remember Lieutenant Anderson"
Right?
Could be a Detroit become human reference
That Lionel Kid i love dbh
DBH U SAY- AAA-
I like dogs :))
I only hear “remember lieutenant”
* look in mirror *
* realize you look kinda like John Wick *
* *rememeber John Wick is in fortnite* *
_* _*_fLoSs_*_ *_
Of course you har to ren Fortnite into thismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sorry I fellsleper
Oh shit I never noticed that he looks like John wick I only ever thought that he looks like doctor strange
@@zex5876 and forgot how to spell lmfao jk
@@zex5876 no you weren't
You leave a taste like 10lbs of grease on one fry in my mouth.
You know what... I respect the fact that he just came in, did the floss, then continues to asmr because it’s his nature
me: you got any of them tingles
rift: *provides*
me: 5:15
Good shit
G O O D
*_G O O D S H I T._*
GUD
SHIT
Lmao
I'm most impressed by his ability to stand there for an hour straight.
thats military school for ya, but easier.
Idk my teacher stands up for 3 hours talking and walking and reading at the same time
u exposed urself bud we all kno ur unemployed now
i stand for 7 hours at my job wdym😭😭
John Wick confirmed
Okay, but he needs your credit card number, expiration date and the three wacky numbers on the back in order to survive tilted towers
@@grapefruitdaddy You don't even know what r/wooosh means
@@X12472 you know John wick is a movie character right?
Jemzo Maclain Yeah, and he has a fortnite skin, where the meme is from
@@Viking3993 well the other lad deleted his comment so now we can't see it
35:10 the quiet kid casting a spell on the class
29:01 "Sepultura"
31:21 "Sandman"
43:05 "Magneto"
Damn your onto something
Youre*
@@unity__3829 you’re*
@@chrismaynard_ correct
@@chrismaynard_ thanks
58:35 thank you for coming to my ted talk
@iron-Gh0st-red no cap I was hoping he said that to
Ay no cap fr frfrfr nocaaaaaaa cap
@@dabaum373 fr fr no cap? Cuz i smell some hard cap g.
0:13
Stark: "strange what are yo--"
Strange: *FLOSSING INTENSIFIES*
I am... Inevitable...
And I... Am... Iron Man
the timestamps are possibly my favorite part of this
If this video was not titled ASMR then I don't know what I'd think of it. I reckon it would make it onto a "Top 10 most chilling videos on UA-cam" video.
But it's not. Because I and yourself are weird people. We don't find this strange at all.
Also why are his pants blue? That is bothering me slightly.
Haunted Videos (TM)
chills proceeds to narrate
*Number 15*
*Unintelligable Whispereng*
Hes a mii
Yes, because thats the weirdest part of this video, his pants.
i think thats cause hes a dad. wearing a suit with blue pants is second nature for them
Im liking this video for your patience kind sir😂
*no*
no
Us: Why are you so far away, we aren't THAT scary
Rift: *starts flossing*
Us: Ooooohhhhhh, I see, it's for our own safety
Some Kid: "So what does your dad do?"
ER's Kid: "Makes noises in his room for money"
music sales after this 📈📈📈📈📈
haha NOISES
that has two meanings
@@memeguzzler420 took Me a sec to get that lmao
I hope you dont ever use that out of context
i feel like rift's mind is slowly deteriorating from whisperin and tappin on shit.
No joke
No. It's evolving. ::queue chilling musical overture::
You cant whisper on shit...
@@crewman6141 he isn't. He's whispering, and also tapping on shit.
HE'S SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE GODS!!!!!!
He also became John Wick
Hakai
1:37 faaart
this just made me laugh after i had to clean my dogs shit thanks
@@acedia2 lol
Tahiti
Hey there boah have u seen Dutch I'll help if u can't alright boah?
@@livinglyfe9269 No im already at the camp dutch is right here but I can't find LENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
He hit that fat yeet on us
Matthew Wunderlich dab on em boys
*He DaBbEd On DeM hAtErS*
is this english
Everyone else is talking about him flossing. I’m just wondering who the hell Suki and Tamara are.
King Root Beer they are you, me, all of us.
I didn't realize it was so close to the fifth of November already...
Kalidas Ryazan Funnily enough, thats my birthday. What happens in the Rift world on Nov 5th? I’ve been out of the loop for a while.
Distor Dog Oh, that was a reference towards V for Vendetta... and was a fairly vague response to Robert Shippey's "you, me, all of us", since it's part of what Evey said in response to "Who was he?"
Damn boy
If Ephemeral Rift was running, would he be Ephemeral Swift?
TheKontroller underrated comment
Ephemeral Rift gives you a present on your birthday Ephemeral Gift
Stubbed his toe, ephemeral pissed
Went to the gym, ehpemeral lift
That right there my sir, is some crazy shit to think about.
Honestly.
This is why I subscribed.
Quality content like this, this is art.
It's impressive to see how dedicated he is. He stood for nearly an hour in a corner just for the relaxation of OTHER people, and, uh
well, that's pretty nice
Actually, it's a loop of a video clip. If you pay attention, you can see he is looping his actions (check his face) but, we all know that rift would indeed stand in a corner for us this long if it came down to it
@@Bone20647 Interesting
TU NOMBRE-
@@patilaucha ?
@@WaskaSwansea don't you know what waska means?
13:38 “a place where you can........” thats all I could make out
A place where you can leave a window
Clare Helfrich did you actually heard it or is it just a joke?
J_lyftoff a place where you can eat toast
A place where you can chill i think
Open doors/windows and live free?
1:26 “touch touch touch can’t touch”
You cant touch dis! Dooo doooo doo do do do dooo dooo doo doo
Olle Dilén 😂😂😂😂
HAMMER TIME
i love how there’s just one chapter that says “unintelligent whispering”. the whole thing rift tends to to with the chapter system when there’s only one thing happening in the entire video is in and of itself fascinating. it then makes it so much funnier when i realize i have severe depression.
Lmao
20:45 _“bAkA bAcHi”_
**bAkA iNtEnSiFiEs**
akaB sEiFisnEtni
Bruh
@@Christian_509 do I have to eat my cereal?
Anakin I don't really have an answer but just eat your cereal
If you skip to 43:26
You can see he does the exact same thing he does the whole video
Spartan003 what?
Yeah can’t believe he said “ gdhjbxshujbdftdh”
@@theinquisition_ He actually said Sakafamagudimavagukudoi
S_o_n_i_c he clearly said oboogalawooobamanigganutshshshshshshhshshshshhsiuabzjccocifnnfocjcncofcadsobfuckingsexytimegaabooooooo
Ski ba ba bada bop
This whole thing would have been even funnier if someone just opened the door, saw you standing in the corner whispering, and then silently closed the door
Better yet, someone walks in, flosses as well then notices him in the corner and leaves without a word.
Man just noclipped to the backrooms, flossed and spoke gibberish for an hour. This is content.
I like the video description, nice random apology there ;)
Dude just went to Lvl.10 crook to a Lvl.100 boss real quick
Tsukxmi-_xl he was never a crook to begin with tho...
@@syndyt_t9984 no you're right he started as a level 100 boss
NegativeInfinity and then he became level 1000 god. But the fortnite dance dropped his status by 1. So now he is a lvl 999 demigod.
8:27 Comrade?, yeah take care my fellow comrade!
> walks in
> flosses
> speaks the language of the old gods for an hour
> refuses to elaborate further
> leaves
i’m so confused. why did he dance? why is he so far away from the camera? why is he in a corner? why don’t his pants match his shirt? where is he looking? how is he standing that still for so long? just what overall?
Do you really need to no this stuff it's an asmr vid it really doesn't matter
Cayla M you must be new here
Art
Anyone knows how the dance is called? I see kids doing it every day...
Floss from FortNut
This channel just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Its glorious.🔥🌑🔥
YuYu Amie 🌚
Please go back four years on this channel, TELL ME HOW WEIRD THIS IS COMPARED TO IT!
If I skip 10 seconds forward or back. It still sounds connected and it almost seems like I didn’t skip at all
@@JEMA333 makes sense. i was stupid when i wrote this comment XD
@@5uru594 ...it's not actually a video loop, he was joking
@@5uru594 you still are man
The lore in the descriptions.....
*please accept my apology*
*f i n i s*
Has Rift been controlled by a fortnite player this entire time? 🤔
Maybe...
*default dance*
*ALI A INTRO PLAYS SUDDENLY AND LOUDLY OVER SEEMINGLY CLIMACTIC QUESTION*
0_0
Impossible. This is the first time we've seen him floss. Must be recently one took over.