The Unintelligible Cashier | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Finished with your shopping, the unintelligible cashier rings up your purchases.
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! This video and the majority of the videos I create are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR? Well, I'm glad you asked!
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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E.R.
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Karen: can I speak to your manager please?
Cashier: whazjdusuxyeuufisiausqoeu
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He said: I am the manager
Very accurate. 87.4% of people who ask to see a manager are named Karen. *the more you know*
@@ryanmuck 2nd place goes to linda.
So when ER does this it is “relaxing” and “tingly”
But when I do this it is “bad customer service” and “I get a warning”
Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
I know it's kind of weird to mention that a joke made you laught and stuff, but y'know, here you go...
10/10 joke
Relatable
It's a shame that my Unintelligble Doctor that made me take that Unintelligible Exam lost his medical license and was forced to get a job as an Unintelligble Cashier.
What?
Steven S. Unintelligible videos series.
DaxtonRiggs next, he is going to try to be an Unintelligible Tutor and help us with a few assignments we have been struggling with.
(Unintelligibly)
Anyvay, zat's how I lost my medical license
Unintelligable homeless man might be coming up.
“Sorry! We do N͟O͟T͟ accept cash/check/credit”
Ah yes good thing I brought my 3 goats to trade
They accept Debit lol
I have my first born so im ok
@@thecamper127 Fun fact: His next video actually says "We do not accept Cash/Check/Credit/Firstborn/Goat."
@@sirpancakes1943 I know, now I cant trade kids for goods rip
@@thecamper127 same here
Me: what's the wifi password?
Friend: it's on the back of the router
Back of the router:
Big facts
Nice
Bruh the router got Minecraft enchantment language on the back of it?
Refrigerator20Plays 911 likes mmm yes perfectly balanced
@SUϝϝҽɾCɾαƈK shut up
Wow this is what Minecraft enchant table language sounds like
Nhenzimethorata Dridlerin question what does this mean and why does it make perfect sense
Is this really what it would sound like if there were a spoken version of the Standard Galactic Alphabet?
@CosmicDrip Its Okay
Nhenzimethorata Dridlerin original
Ryan Chandler yes but give me a second to say NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD (no offence meant I also know that it is in the sga)
Tried watching this without headphones and my couch started floating
Same here, but a demon was trying to annoy me, instead.
bruh he summoned Cthulhu and he came to watch this vid
Sooo... how the hell you fix this shit? It's been like this for a bit and now people don't want to come over.
Define "floating" in this context
Ethan Brandt Hovering above the ground
So we're just not gonna talk about the 50¢ exploding nutcracker?...
*THAT RUNS*
*Soviet Technology*
Imagine being in a dark room and you just hear the clacking of wooden feet on stone as it charges out at you from the darkness
@@Issengan 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱
@@DerangeDLani now just picture it 7 feet tall
@@Issengan Ahhh mr hale. Hows the sales going?
Tin foil hat: $413
The Time Stone itself: $1
*Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
buT iT diDnt sAy 413
Time stone inflated $7 buys both time stone and tinfoil hat nice
Edit:$6
It's GTA V pricing
This makes it inevitable
Jarthuzad flying motor: 2.1 mil
Random ass jet that no one will ever buy: 4.7 mil
We do not accept cash/check/credit
Me: “But do you take first borns?”
QweAndAHalf yes. We can use their blood to paint our shirts.
Sorry ill just use debit then...
come on down and buy some corn
He only excepts debit
Take the babies and sell the organs
53:55
You know you’re tired when you can understand what he’s saying
“I got this from Arkham Sanitarium”
He legit said that or are we crazy
Rick Denney got it from Gorvus* too
Yep he said it
I heard it loud and clear. Holy shit. Staying up for 4 days is getting to me...
@@Yourboy662 Corvus*
13:40 : Translated
"Oh you've never tried one of these before, let me show you. The first go is free! You just pick a number and move it that many times, and it shows you what your future holds..."
-unfolds flap-
"Oh wow, lucky you, looks like you got the eternally damned abyss of unholy oblivion. So you wanna buy it?"
I have a feeling that you can speak any language
@@thatoneguy0-045 no I just know a great sales pitch when I see one
Not gonna lie you had me in the first half
I will buy this ability to translate this for 10 Play Coins™
This... Is beautiful
10:43 impressive how he was able to communicate that so effectively without words. Nice job.
Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirt
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 uh, hemp would
Deaf people in a nutshell
$1
Wait until yall discover sign language
My grocery list:
Forgus✅
Dfejiack✅
Qoterpli✅
Curpaxuf✅
Grerrare✅
Don't forget the dieveisft
Dude, you forgot the aocjwoguw.
Dont forget the eyeofagamotto
Where's the pixiestick
Actually, I think you can find all of these at an IKEA. No need to worry if you missed anything.
when he said “ph’inyêh öddÿss’ÿmah” I felt that 👊😔
Bro same but when he was like “heqoajfhhha”
That made me cry
The power of öööööŷëëŵßçççß was life inspiring
Iem crienign eand shekin rigt nuw becase hie sud bvek yeguyuyuguh guhuh
Thic i whazin u strsc
Struc
Strok
Stokr
Struok
Bro, you haven’t heard anything. What about sskiabakasjkwwerirtymvcm?!
3 biggest mysteries in the world:
1. UFOs
2. Ghosts
3. The ending of ASMR videos
Fact
Yeah bro staying awake is har-
WAYYY Underrated comment
We will never know
@@atank6289 but but but but did we ask for ur opinion
**sees the cash/check/credit sign**
Me: Finally a use for all my bottle caps. Thanks Bethesda!
“It just works”
for the low-low price of just 110 caps i can update that to a charge card
Sorry bro food stamps only
Shout out to fall out bottle caps
@Gunnerboy9636 money is stupid just do like the enclave and just take the shit
You should've ended it with "oh sorry, I don't work here"
Succ Papi jebaited
Epic
Despite his alleged gibberish, this shopkeep seems to be able to articulate "No?", "Okey", and "Hereyago" suspiciously well
Welcome to Louisiana! :D
He did say understandable
And Arkam Sanitarium. Makes one wonder about that cashier... xD
54:02 and "harvest."
He also said something every once a while That sounded like Imjustgonna
“We do not accept cash/check/credit”
Me: *throws spices and bottle caps*
you coulda just used debit.....
@@L-i-f-y-t r/woooosh
duoling o sorry but you’re the r/woosh
@@m1rrai155 r/wooosh cuz I got the joke stupid 😂😂😂
r/ihavereddit
Gamora: did you do it?
Thanos: yes...
Gamora: what did it cost?
Thanos: akhqpdshwnfpwlaj...
🖖
Gamora: huh? What the hell?
A small price to pay for marglefloomps
This does put a smile on my hagqisklapljmushn
MrZooky123 ah thos marglefloomps my favorite snack on a road trip
12:54 did he just tell me that nut cracker is a bomb?
4/5 stars
Cashier didn’t offer to give me the clothing hangers
I like to buy pants from grocery stores so that i can use the self check out and not worry they'll take my hanger. lol
4/5 stars, I couldn't tell what he said at 16:24
pretty sure he did offer you but he just kinda muttered that part.
@@asmrguysleepington2118 He said "u gay"
Guys, I think I cracked the code. The price isn’t how much it costs in monitory value. It’s how many tingles that object is worth.
No its how many dwarfs it took to make it
Sounds like you need a pixiestick..
Marx Jester i have to disagree, the fishing rod thing was only 1¢ and it was 👌🏻
Then why is the hand grenade only 14
Marx Jester the price was actually in random numbers he pressed at the time
EP Robbed a store for the cash register just to make this video
and when they asked him why he did it, he replied "woregomneganop, kashnalog kah." and ran off.
wolfy boy HhhHHh
@@animeuxes what? o.O?
wolfy boy He is speaking a language, to which only the gods can understand.
@@thecrazynightowl7959 is it the language of some kind of old one?
me, walking into an Italian restaurant, acting like I can speak Italian
Me, an italian, walking into a pizzeria in Naples, acting like I can speak their dialect.
@@giogiogio5070 il napoletano fa cagare
change my mind.
@@dylancarollo1399 sorry don’t speak spaghetti
@@em.b3rr u right crazy son of a pizza mamma mia
Ah-boopity-boppity
Tinfoil cap:413 $
Hand Grenade: 0.14 Cents
*HMM*
Good prices but the GRENADE IS TOO MUCH MONEY
Norton stonks
Dire times...
Tinfoil should have been 420
Well, a hand grenade isn't much use against alien-controlled wavelengths capable of frying your brain to a crisp, broadcast from a ship outside of the atmosphere, now is it?
SCP 4050
Containment Procedure
SCP 4050 is to be contained in a small shop on a shelf. The shelf is located at the checkout of a small store in Arkham Sanitarium. The SCP is to remain on the shelf. If anyone attempts to take it, they should be apprehended and given Class A amnestics. An extremely high price must be given to SCP 4050 to deter someone to attempt to purchase it.
Description
SCP 4050 is a white ceramic mug with the SCP Foundation's logo printed on. SCP 4050 seems to be unbreakable, as all attempts to destroy it have failed. It will also fill up with any liquid they want, by thinking of it, then raising the mug.
Addendum
SCP 4050, after being misused by Foundation personnel, has been transferred to a shop in Arkham Sanitarium. The owner of the shop was given amnestics, which also caused damage to the speech center of his brain.
in other words, the shopkeeper was turned into a BONEhead! xD
Makes sense
Jesus Christ you put a lot of work into that. Its amazing
Jason Ross
*_ITS BONE MONTH_*
Aidan Bilski holy shit underrated
My mom trying to pronounce IKEA furniture names.
Yes
She wouldn't survive in SCP -3008
Shut up furry
Amazing
This gives me memories of playing the Sims
Me : buys something
ER: adds a brain
AH YES THE NEGIOETOR
THE NEGIOETOR
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
His English is wacc
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He got the time stone in the bacc
He prottecc
He attacc
This meme is shit
@@eyenbrows8188 I bet ur fun at parties....
@@yocbabyjj9301 i have to serve my duties one way or another
@@eyenbrows8188 I feel u💯
Eye Of Agamotto = 1$
Foil Cap = 413$
*SEEMS LEGIT*
The foil hat society is a high priced deal
Empty Can = 682$
*SEEMS LEGIT*
$5 = $0.11
No questions, just take the damn stuff
413 you say? Hmm.
Polecat reference? *SEEMS LEGIT*
"Sorry, we do not accept cash/check/credit."
But do you accept hsac/kcehc/tiderc?
106-2 would he accept my first born child?
хентай магистр 69 Would he accept my firstborn -child- potato?
@@Pelinal хах, хентай магистр)
Lol u put cash/check/credit backwards
Or just Euros.
Me: watching this asmr vid
The demon that I just summoned: hey
"Hey" from the guy in the lego City commercial
me: *reloads shotgun with religious intents*
Allow us to introduce ourselfs.
*that one tik tok audio starts*
*Seinfeld theme intensifies*
* sees the Eye of Agamotto *
Me: "Cashier, I've come to bargain"
“Blahuguuhgifvaahbeehheh”
bigkahuna0101 underrated comment
"I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc."
ER lost his ASMR but can still give it
I don't know how, I don't know why, but I respect his dedication to ASMR.
He lost his so we could have ours
He leads others to things that he cannot poses.
That tin foil hat must’ve been Gucci or something
My good sir it’s versace
Sorry I’m late tho but I have an explanation.
You see, to receive a tin foil hat, you must be part of the TFHS. But in order to buy a TFHS quality hat, you have to pay a high price so you won’t be abducted and mind controlled by the nefarious organizations.
Gucci hats don’t protect you from nefarious organizations and actually make you more prone to their mind control.
Democrats
Kurosaki Tagami well then my apologies
the youtube robot auto generating his captions: **sweats profusely**
Lol
Up
They aren’t even available
The bot is a coward
@@axehead45 he knows his limits and this is galaxies above them
Could be just saying it looks like a US solder and telling us what one is
666.000 subscribers, I think that there’s gonna be another: “relax with satan” video
+++:)
He's already appealing in tongues
@@alucksay6538 --+:)
Potato Walkthroughs even better
was about to say
Please. Please stop. I just wanted to buy some gum. The tab is over $2400. *sir please*
Lmao
But it says they don't accept cash credit or checks on the sign so what do you pay with
Sir Seductive debit card
@@azriel8729 what kinda place only takes debit 🤣
@@apopsis520 This one
This is like ASMR for Sims.
I JUST said the same thing
Jacob Sloan me too
Or the age of empires monks
* Whispers * Gibosedo, higolit glot glibga sorda...
Or animal crossing
Me: *Has a really good and interesting dream*
Me: *Goes to my best friend to tell them about my amazing my dream*
What my brain remembers:
4:30
I’m assuming he’s asking if we want this shirt
Me: no thanks
ER: checks me out”
Me: ok I guess I wanted it then
Kim Kardashian
I actually wanted the shirts he checked out and not the ones he didn't lol
Professor hulk: can I get the time stone?
Uncle E: edcendem gotfyuhbv madiculum
Justin beiber
Mini nuke? must be a brotherhood of steel base
Seeing him sell the Black Panther Ash’s just hits different now
Seeing this video now and watching that I was like what?
But then I saw 1 year ago and I was like this didn't age well
Oof 😔
i love how no one even questions the fact that he has a cash register like he’s er of course he has one
Bay T I was just thinking that shit man lmao
Hol up
But doesnt except cash check or credit so if it's not a cash register then it's a....... *tingle register?* 🤔
Only debit is allowed 😂
@@clovr4157 *accept*
Seems like someone finally beat dave for the price of the eye of agamoto
Dave: $12.00
Unintelligible cashier: $1.00
Now try to beat that dave!
$0.99
@@astrowind2873 How about 1 Zimbabwe Dollar
@@endermage77 XD
How about 0.88€ ?
27 pence
Sims 4: Ephemeral Rift expansion pack
Ninja
chandler pixiestick trader ok
That’s golden
chandler pixiestick trader yes
*s t o n k s*
Cashier: “hrmmmsjhhughh”
Me:”*I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*”
“Would you like to purchase this mug?”
-“Oh no, that too expensive for me”
-literal stone of T I M E-
-“Now that’s more like it!”
I want the mug tbh
@@thisisanaccount7165 Yeah me too! It’s great :D
@@AbacusZable who doesn't
@@thisisanaccount7165 me
8:44 I love how one of those things was 39 cents and the other 200 DOLLARS 😂
SAME BRO
This isn’t even funny tho
Bred ok
@@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf cool people have different humor if u didn’t know that
13:00 me explaining to my therapist how close i am to losing my shit
Lol
Literally me:
There was a lot of Inflation going on, i mean the 5 Dollar bill is worth 213.52
It's a collector's item
You'd be amazed how much antique bills can be
@@endermage77 well i knew antique bills etc are kinda expensive but i dont know what a dollar looks like hahahah, so i thought its a normal one
@@oworidt3149 Rest assured it's probably an ordinary $5USD bill
Stonks
This shirts look like something Kanye would make and sell
Baked Lobster and charge 3000$ each
Breathing Debris and have 1500 orders for
The shirts look like some one shit on it and called it a t-shirt
@@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf yes, that is what the original comment said
@@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf me un tenemos ecjentres conoces con la cuando baje v te xin ksbc7iardbqns
Eeh4ewr
Ay that second shirt kinda fire though I’m not gonna lie
Enrique Herrera THATS WHAT IM SAYING
It's bunch of Duct Tape on a black shirt...
Your parents probably have what you need to make that shirt at home.
Yeah just get duct tape and start writing 我愛數學 on it
Ah yes demonic text Supreme
@@parseerror1831 that means I like math and I don't so I guess no shirt
imagine the job interview
Boss: so what makes you think your qualified for this job?
Cashier: mmumneskumtumemum, nemimbisskum mmebulem.
Boss: I'm sorry, what?
Cashier: isumm, mmumneskumtumemum, nemimbisskum mmebulem!
Boss: ok! ok! fine! your hired, I guess...
Cashier: yuuuuunnnmmm! Themmkunn wernbemmum!
Imagine if that would actually work
Subtitles: Uninteligible speaking
Deaf people: *He's speaking the language of gods*
Gaspar Alejandro Chavarría Rojas Hellen Keller is quaking in her boots
Deaf people listening to *ASMR* I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
KɎⱠƎ they can still get triggered from sight if they’re not blind
It is not unintelligible...
*He is speaking the language of gods*
It is tinglish man, respect it
Translation: dhsjdgwkdbwnjs jshkdj jsjdkwjd jdyirnd iendrj jdjd jdjejrudjejdj iskjdjw
Speaking the language of the sims, too.
Jeez, guys he's speaking in deep speak
I’d say it’s half way in between. You can hear some words, but not all of them.
I just wanted a banana.... and ended up spending $9,000 so I’m ok with that I think
Average Costco trip.
dang didn't know he spoke doctor handwriting
Fr tho. Doctor hand writing is just a scribble.
Apparently penmenship doesn't matter to doctors.
Or the Sims language
Basicially every Starbucks cashier
What do you think we hear when customers order their drinks?
@@PBunyanOx exactly lmao
It's the squeaking of the hideous boots
brandon phillips how dare you insult boots like that.
I'd have you know I have a very lovely pet boot at my home.
Basically every fortnite clip youtubers
You should do a devil asmr since your at 666k subs
Edit: Can we take a moment to realize that E.R. gained 1k subs after a day
He made a satan vid after this don't know if it was because of ur comment or not lol
@@walkinggames570 curt cobain
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 ?
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
"Smells" kinda different in this comment section...
"Definitely Not Axe and sweat"...
*That zoom out at the end was amazing. Just shows how much work ER puts into his videos.*
Ahhhh this never gets old. We need an “Unintelligible Therapist” or “Unintelligible Cooking Tutorial”
Translation from 0:01 sorry if I'm incorrect I just started learning gibberish: *My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.*
Jojo reference i see
Me: *sees crowbar* “you must know when half life three comes out”
Cashier: “whasgsjdbdvsajrrsous”
S H E E N
Ephermeral Rift: MMmmmrefriigheemmhmmm...
*Rubs Item intensely*
*Scans Item*
Me: Please i just want to go home....
Him: want a tummy rub with this knife?
You: no
Him: mm-mm lmomlomla
*cuts you up*
@@oskarboman I laughed so hard I think half of my respiratory system went away
Poma sry
*_this is your home now_*
(Ten hours later)
Him:hm HMm hMMHM
Rubbing
Me:please it’s midnight and I don’t want to sleep in your store
Good god, imagine the queue...
As a retail employee, this would be a nightmare coworker
Bold of you to assume there's a queue.
@@dylantaslim5013 :: When a single British person stops and stands, he is a queue of one.
57:10 proof that we’re all living in a simulation
Siege ASMR oh shit
Siege ASMR oh shit
LMAO I wasn’t ready for that
Shid
I love to belive that his wife is recording that
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even God himself:
The quiet kid presenting his project:
Damn now I know what it feels like to be hear what they do
Nobody:
Absolute Nobody:
Literally Nobody Wanted to See this:
*YOUR OVERUSED NOT FUNNY COMMENT*
@@xc6603 Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even god himself:
Any sensible human: did we ask?
Shut up. I wanted to make a joke, bo matter how overused or cringy it was. Have a nice day and fuck you, buddy.
@@Lucas531_real you too buddy ;)
You must be pretty fucking stupid to wanna laugh at the same shit over and over again
@@xc6603 @Lucas Does Things : Both of you need to just chill out and not get mad because of stupid shit on the internet. Just focus on relaxing and falling asleep.
He’s getting paid by the hour
555555 kkkkkk jajajajaja hahahaha
why this dude speak in I T A L I C S
_Uhm, I dunno_
Speaking in cursive
get together before I derail you
Idiota, tus comentarios son estúpidos
It's not Italian
-Why did it take you so long to buy all this stuff?
-Hmm. I kinda like to hear things I buy
Everyone : *is talking about the time stone and tin foil hat prices*
Me : Wondering how am I supposed to pay for this all if they don't accept cash, check, nor credit
They they take debit then
Yeah debit
Bottle caps
Blood/child/souls
Firstborn is accepted here. Sadly other stores dont accept them
I understood everything he said, at one point, he was talking about beans for some reason
Can u translate the whole thing?
If u can I will sub to u
don't bother
Please I need to know what he said its for the welfare of my local squirrel population please help its urgent
B e a n s
I was thinking about crazy Dave from plants vs zombies lol
Omg your right.
LeBron just had his 8th child
Yesss! I thought I was the only one who knew who he was
First thing that came to my mind
Legend
This is how I sound after a 14 hour shift in retail
Bruh
Maybe a floor associate. Definitely not a cashier. CERTAINLY a Freight Associate
@@ChuckNorrizHIM Not if you work at an understaffed 24hr petrol station
@@SamB-lx1sm I've seen how that is on a person. 12 hour, but only one other flaky employee. You should make a joke where you call your breaks "closing" when it's just you
I've worked 12 hour shifts in waitressing. My sympathies, friend.
Me: mispronounces my Latin homework
The chill demon just trying to sell me cool stuff:
*buys a 5 dollar bill for $0.11*
*stonks* ⤴️
The man talked gibberish bought a damn cash register for a prop to top it all off he did it for an hour. Really going the extra mile every time my man!
I'd like to hope he uses it for yard sales or something lmao
He used the cash register in a few other videos I think
Nobody: So what do u like to watch on youtube?
Me: 9:20
4:20 “imma just put this shit up here” lmao
I can hear it 😂
You got anything interesting?
**he shows me some flextape**
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Could you more WaVy StYLiNg on the "I'll take your entire stock"
*He shows the time stone*
I’lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk
Thank you for the continued quality content. Bless you sir
*”He’s Speaking the Language of Gods”*
No he is speakin in ENCHANTMENT TABLE
Dragon Ball reference
Nah he speaking man of culture language
@@midnight8432 naw I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPONGEBOB REFRENCE
Me: no i cant just lower the price because you dont have enough money
The only thing karen heard in that sentence: 2:46
1st Cthulhu block: 0,39$ okay, cheap knockoff
2nd Cthulhu block: 200,07$ ohhh, its the real deal
Ikr 😂😂😂
In what country do you do the amounts in that way? Here in U.S. its $1.50 not 1,50$
Yea me too grand rezero i was having to much fun reading it to realize im in the US too
@@GrandRezero I am not american. I am from Europe. Being honest: i just forgot to put it to the front.
@@ironyinapackage6215 oh.. ok. But you guys use commas instead of periods to separate dollars and cents? Do you do the same with all decimal points?
46:57
*And the condom*
Bruh.
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bRuH
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When you fall asleep 10 minutes into the video... You wake up in the morning and try watching the rest, but you end up falling asleep again. These videos too powerful 🤯
Or you turn it off before w family member walks in
Rift: “ebbubblleemmmabe”
Johnny Depp’s Willy wonka: *I’m sorry I can’t hear you when you mumble*
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Finally an original comment😂♥️😂♥️😂♥️😂
Woah, he would say this
Here or hear?
@@burzummmmm Hear, But they accidentally spelled it "Here"
Atıf Aydın Turanlı just changed it, I didn’t even notice
Mom: gives 10 dollars for the scholastic bookfair
Me: returns with a 100 dollar bill eraser
Mom:what did it cost
Me: everything
Lol, i tenner buying stuff from them
I’m that person who actually bought the books
UnderPlayer 05 I’m that person who was like, I like that...oops in me pocket
I always got those erasers that were zoo animals
Holy shit I forgot about those erasers, that was big baller status right there
It all lines up
Infinity War ASMR: I sold the Eye of Agamotto to a guy in a thrift shop
Cashier ASMR: you buy it back
Endgame ASMR: you trade it for ashes
clever.
0:00 Yoshikage Kira out here again, call the Morioh Boys.
The Duwang Gang
What a beautiful duwang!
chew
My name is Yoshikage Kira, I am 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I do not smoke, but I occasionally drink. I work as a clerk in the Kami-Yu department stores...
Bruh
Congratulations, you hit a checkpoint! ✨✨
Did you...
🌸 Brush your teeth?
🌸 Turn off auto play?
🌸 Make sure your room is warm or cold enough to your liking?
🌸 Remember to tell your loved ones you love them?
🌸 Plug your electronics in?
🌸 Turn on a night light (if you are afraid of the dark)?
Do you have...
🌸 A glass of water?
🌸 A pillow?
🌸 Your favorite stuffed animal (if you have one)?
🌸 A warm blanket?
🌸 Your headphones plugged in?
🌸 Your PJs on?
🌸 Have a great night, sleep well! 🌸
boogie
When he said "mnsmhsnmsnnsh", *I* _felt that_
Pickle Pepsi so the whole video
@@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207 no he is muttering yes but he says different stuff
Oh my god, I know who's the client…
Mr. Rift, I'd like one cork board with a package of pins and ten meters of red thread, please.
Me...."How much for the Fallout Mini-Nuke"?
ER...."Dkfidosllffkgltlskf"
Me..."Hell of a deal, ill take it"!
Yes
Yes i would love that nuke my buly will stop with everything he does litterally
12:10
"You wanna put this on your noggin, mkay here you go"
I request an Unintelligible Thanos video. Imagine the possibilities.
Young Gamora: “Did you do it?”
Unintelligible Thanos: “WHFSRBDIMSMEBHDJDNS.”
YG: “What did it cost?”
UT: “VDJRNDFBAQFPLTKSHR.”
You seem like a man worthy of pixiestick