Jesse, man, you are the best. The fact you actually put effort into this thing made is so much more enjoyable, especially at that last triumphant "I GOT IT!!"
Eating while watching this video was not a good idea. I have no time to put something in my mouth, because I'm laughing so hard! Thank you, Dr. Cox, for the surgery
>Comes to Jesse's channel for new and awesome games >Sees fan fraturday >"Oh boy this will be swell" I think to myself > Sees a common band wagon game. >You can still have my like and favorite but dont expect me to see this...
After watching this video it is clear to me that jesse cox is a trained medical professional. If I die from some unknown reason I want him to preform my autopsy.
I just pictured a nightmare where your laying in the ER with the anesthesia being applied and about to go out when you hear a nurse say, "Hello Mr. Cox, are you ready to begin?" before going unconscious.
I played this game on my channel before jessie did! One of my viewers linked me to it during a livestream :b jessie, you forgot to mention that this game was made in 48 hours in a gamejam. It's also a unity3d game. It's really an amazing game.
I know, so was I, hence the 'zey' - its the doctor - he says - "don't be a baby.....ribs grow back" - then he turns to his dove and says "no zey don't"
I love how Jesse tried to rip out his heart just like I did. The one thing I can't help but notice though is the surgeon is so confident in his abilities hes only using one hand, which clearly isn't fully functional.
Beat it in 3 minutes, over 4k blood, no tools missing or broken glass. Nothing inside him either, it was my first try. I understand that youtubers play games badly for money, but Jesse, I feel bad for you. You aren't trying to be bad :'(.
As a software developer, the rule is "if they didn't ask for it, don't include it". So unless that patient specifically says to keep the lungs IN the body... it's all good.
Jesse, you just made my day :) I lost it with the wiggling saw inside him. I even DL it and i managed to do it with 5415mL left. The trick is, use the bone saw, not the electric one...
Hey Jesse on dishonored if you unlock all the secrets of the heart I think it reveals your theory and that granny tags is her mother. Piero has a journal about it.
yeah you're right. its about 2/3 to the left. and 1/3 to the right. but i would call that more in the middle, than "to the left". but sure, you're right:) and its not like the stomach is open in this game. its only the chest. so i would't say the hearts placing is completely wrong.
The whole time I was like, "cutting everything out and just dropping the new heart in isn't how surgeries work Jesse." And when he finally did that and it said Surgery complete, I was like, "you got to be fucking kidding me..." lmao
Oh my. I'm an animal nurse and we have one doctor who drops instruments in surgery on occasion. The next time he does there is no way I won't lose it. Much like like I lost it watching this.
i hate seeing people post this on vids but i mean i am going to say it thank you jesse so much my gf just left me today for a new guy for no reason and you got me to lol and smile afte crying for two hours so thanks man keep doing what your doing
So I watched Captain Sparklez and the Hat Films guys play this before trying my own hand at it... Finished first try in 9 minutes with about 4200 blood left. It's definitely hard as nails, but if you move *really* meticulously, it's not impossible, even when you use the hammer to bust out the rib cage. That being said, watching this kind of scrambling to make things work is so much more entertaining :P
"Ok, so far so good" As his patient loses blood rapidly, his ribs are in pieces, and he pulls out a lung during a heart transplant.... lol
Jesse, man, you are the best. The fact you actually put effort into this thing made is so much more enjoyable, especially at that last triumphant "I GOT IT!!"
Who is that surgeon? Octopus dad?!
JESSE YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU DONT NEED TO TAKE OUT THE BAD HEART, HE'LL SOMEHOW LIVE WITH 2 HEARTS AND 0 LUNGS AND NO ATTACHMENTS AND NO RIB CAGE!
omg he actually did nvm then
So this poor bastard is missing his lungs and rib cage but it is ok he has his new heart. He gonna have a long life ahead of him. lmao
NYGiantsfan1029 His lungs and ribs grow back. DUH.
aazo5 Who is this guy? Deadpool? :P
NYGiantsfan1029 That would make sense, lol.
+NYGiantsfan1029 A++ ;D
First video I've seen of a guy playing the game the first time and actually successfully transplanting a heart! Good work Jesse! 3
This is the funniest video you've ever made, Jesse. I have never laughed so hard at anything in my life.
The joy in jesse's voice when he competed it makes the video something special.
I just have to wonder if there were a few hundred attempts edited out.
I have no idea what you're talking about, this IS the best Surgeon simulator of the year!
Is it bad that watching this made me more uncomfortable than the Saw films?
I gotta be honest when I saw Jesse Cox and surgeon simulator I immediately thought, this is going to be comedic gold.
This is probably the funniest video on youtube. whenever Im feeling down all I have to do is watch this thing and Im laughing my ass off :D
This is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever seen.... I love this with all of my heart.
Excellent ending to another great Jesse Cox vid. Thanks!
I'm SO glad I decided to watch this before dinner and not during or after.
YES!
When i saw this played by simon i hoped you'd do it too.
It's been done over, and over and over again. I don't think the internet could stomach another Let's Play channel.
This video is AMAZING, Jesse. Thank You!
I love how even if the lungs are separated from the body, damaging them still affects the blood level.
Eating while watching this video was not a good idea. I have no time to put something in my mouth, because I'm laughing so hard!
Thank you, Dr. Cox, for the surgery
>Comes to Jesse's channel for new and awesome games
>Sees fan fraturday
>"Oh boy this will be swell" I think to myself
> Sees a common band wagon game.
>You can still have my like and favorite but dont expect me to see this...
First horror. Then laughter. Then fascination. I am in awe that he actually did it with all the bone diseases that surgeon must have.
thank for uploading this i can say the rest of my night will be good
After watching this video it is clear to me that jesse cox is a trained medical professional.
If I die from some unknown reason I want him to preform my autopsy.
He had Lewis to (somewhat) help and they (almost) completely avoided the new heart until they end. Dr. Jesse does whatever he wants :)
I just pictured a nightmare where your laying in the ER with the anesthesia being applied and about to go out when you hear a nurse say, "Hello Mr. Cox, are you ready to begin?" before going unconscious.
So happy Jesse makes UA-cam videos and doesnt actually preform surgery.
I played this game on my channel before jessie did! One of my viewers linked me to it during a livestream :b jessie, you forgot to mention that this game was made in 48 hours in a gamejam. It's also a unity3d game. It's really an amazing game.
Dr Jesse Cox A++ rating. One out of every five patients lives. 10/10
these were the most enjoyable 20 minutes of my life.
Dr. Jesse Cox, the Best One-Handed Heart Surgeon with Limp Wrist to Ever Live.
my respect for surgeons has gone up a thousandfold, now that i realise how difficult it is for them to use their hands properly..
OMFGGG this was by far ur funniest video i cracked up from begining to end halarious!!!! props to you
I know, so was I, hence the 'zey' - its the doctor - he says - "don't be a baby.....ribs grow back" - then he turns to his dove and says "no zey don't"
Well done sir. I didn't expect you to complete the surgery. :P
I had a feeling you might try this Jesse and let me just say, funny as ever
No HMO? Tell the truth, your love for Jesse is FULL HMO.
I love how Jesse tried to rip out his heart just like I did. The one thing I can't help but notice though is the surgeon is so confident in his abilities hes only using one hand, which clearly isn't fully functional.
Beat it in 3 minutes, over 4k blood, no tools missing or broken glass. Nothing inside him either, it was my first try. I understand that youtubers play games badly for money, but Jesse, I feel bad for you. You aren't trying to be bad :'(.
aaaand now i never want to be in a medical setting, as long as i live, ever again. thanks jesse
Jesse drops the radio in the guy's chest and all I can think is:
"My heart's a stereo.."
As a software developer, the rule is "if they didn't ask for it, don't include it".
So unless that patient specifically says to keep the lungs IN the body... it's all good.
I'm pretty sure yogscast themselves said that they started Fan Friday because of Jesse's series in their very first fan friday episode, so yeah.
"Should I be awake for this"
"Well, no, but as long as you are.. could you hold your rib cage open a bit?"
Well done Jesse. You are truly worthy of the name Dr. Cox.
*destroys the lungs & rib cage with saw* *man dies* "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!!!???" Jesse, your a genius :P
I had open chest heart surgery when I was around 3 years old. I am damn happy Jesse Cox was not apart of it.
Jesse Cox, Surgery master of 2013.
How do Jesse's Fan Friday vids always get more views than his regular playthroughs?! Granted, I love these, but still.
I can just imagine the patient counting back from 10 and going under. Just as he dozes off he hears Jesse enter the room. Immediate heart attack XD
I completely imagined when Jesse grabbed the patient's heart for Jesse to start shouting "Cali-mah, Cali-MAH!!!!"
8 years later this shows up in my recommended....
Jesse, you just made my day :) I lost it with the wiggling saw inside him. I even DL it and i managed to do it with 5415mL left. The trick is, use the bone saw, not the electric one...
I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. This was awesome.
Jesse. I admit that I'm slightly intoxicated but hell... it is fun to watch. :D
Choking with laughter while watching open heart surgery? Totally not something I expected to ever happen. Yet it did.
Ohhh dear God. Best episode everrrr. I laughed my ass off. My parents though I was high. More of this PLEASE !
The ER-Remix playing in the backround, actually makes this even more absurd... And hilarious.
I was having a shitty morning, and then I watched this. Thanks Jesse :)
On the bright side, the patient won't have to take expensive meds for the rest of his life.
I just came out of the hospital after surgery and it hurts to laugh but it's worth it.
Fail, you put the sunglasses on BEFORE the punchline. You could say. . .*glasses* I was in "stitches" the whole time! YEAHHH
I SECOND THIS!!! as a regular player of KSP, I demand to see Jesse try and build a rocket and put it in orbit.
You know, if the whole youtube thing doesn't workout, you could probably become a surgeon.
I like how Jesse wrote a little fanfiction for the description.
Jesse pulls out a lung and several ribs after slicing randomly trough the ribcage.
"So far so good." Mmm yes.
I totally trust Jesse with any future surgeries on me
I think this is the funniest video you've ever done. :D
I've seen 4 youtubers play this. Still lovin' it. That so hard guys? If your watching this you must be a 'fan'. Have some respect. Sheesh.
Jesse Cox, "licensed" surgeon since 2013.
Hey Jesse on dishonored if you unlock all the secrets of the heart I think it reveals your theory and that granny tags is her mother. Piero has a journal about it.
"Yeah thats a good way to hold things." And then he kills him, couldnt stop laughing.
I'd definitely nominate Jesse for a Nightingale award.
i can't believe you did it. i've watched at least 3 other people try
Who needs Chris Turk when you've got Jesse Cox
If I wanted to see playthroughs that were perfect, I would get the game and get good at it. If I want quality entertainment, imma watch jesse.
This man never had to fear. He had Cox inside of him.
I like how the professional heart surgeon just throws the lung on the ground.
God forbid Jesse plays what the fans want, right? I mean, seriously, who names a series "Fan Friday" and chooses what the fans want?
This made me feel funny :/ and it was so glorious to watch! :)
I forgot about them, thanks for jogging my memory.
I'm just glad you didn't perform my heart transplant.
Dr. Jesse Cox, surgeon, with only an 80% fatality rate!
yeah you're right. its about 2/3 to the left. and 1/3 to the right. but i would call that more in the middle, than "to the left". but sure, you're right:) and its not like the stomach is open in this game. its only the chest. so i would't say the hearts placing is completely wrong.
The whole time I was like, "cutting everything out and just dropping the new heart in isn't how surgeries work Jesse." And when he finally did that and it said Surgery complete, I was like, "you got to be fucking kidding me..." lmao
If you want Jesse to play a different game than you have to message him about whatever game you want to see.
hahahah jesse please don't ever consider becoming a surgeon, I would rather die before going under your knife! x) ypu're awesome!
jesse this made me cry and laugh at the same time
"Firmly grasp it..." That should be the motto for this game.
Oh my. I'm an animal nurse and we have one doctor who drops instruments in surgery on occasion. The next time he does there is no way I won't lose it. Much like like I lost it watching this.
i hate seeing people post this on vids but i mean i am going to say it thank you jesse so much my gf just left me today for a new guy for no reason and you got me to lol and smile afte crying for two hours so thanks man keep doing what your doing
i dont think ive ever laughed so hard during a heart transplant
OMG I laughed so hard my ribs are hurting, this was great!!!
Now all we need is a Surgeon Simulator and Octodad crossover.
OH. MY. GOD. You sre the first I have seen yet to have successfully done that. Maybe you HAVE found a game you are good at. ;)
Heh. I don't think he realised he was kind of referencing scrubs there... or maybe it was intended. I'm talking about the description.
So I watched Captain Sparklez and the Hat Films guys play this before trying my own hand at it... Finished first try in 9 minutes with about 4200 blood left. It's definitely hard as nails, but if you move *really* meticulously, it's not impossible, even when you use the hammer to bust out the rib cage.
That being said, watching this kind of scrambling to make things work is so much more entertaining :P
" two hearts are better than one heart. " of course, that would make your patient a time lord, jesse. are you sure you`d want that ? xD
Simon and Lewis Yogscast just played this for their Fan Friday!
Loving the use of th casualty theme in the background there