Cezary Pazura is a (not just a comedy) qualified professional actor. He has played in 116 films and TV series as well as plays. First film in 1987. He has also performed many times as a comedian. He has his own YT channel (he talks about, among other things, his acting work on his major films. Many of the situations are hilarious). 833,000 subscribers.
Fun fact, at the beginning he said "wyszedlem jak Zablocki na mydle" (I ended up like Zablocki on the soap) meaning that he have not done a good deal for him (exchanging their mobiles). This is a common saying in Polish. This derives from a real story of a man, Zablocki. He was trying always to make business and be smarter than everyone else. He was a nobleman, had an estate where he begun to produce soap to make more money. He had to take this soap to Gdansk to sell it but the ship travelling on the river carrying the soap should pay a tribute to the Prussians that were in control of a part of the trail. So he tought: let's make some wooden boxes well sealed, put the soap inside and take them underwater, under the boat, so we have not to pay the taxes to the Prussians. Long story short, the boxes were not well sealed and the soap made what soap in water usually do, disappeared. That's why we say that someone made like Zablocki, a stupid thing thinking that It's a good deal.
Cezary Pazura is above all a great actor. Both comedic and dramatic. I would recommend watching his comedy roles, in particular the legendary "Kiler", "Nic śmiesznego", or "Kariera Nikosia Dyzmy". From his dramatic roles, I especially love "Kroll", "Psy", or "Tato". In general, it would be good if you started showing reactions to watching Polish films on your channel, because there are many truly outstanding works of Polish cinematography, which are unfortunately little known outside of Poland, and I recommend getting to know them.
I think part 3 is what I think about, mostly, when I think of this SKIT. Today I was laughing most. And when You are in hipermarket, even smaller, all CHOICE can be overwhelming, when You do shopping for SOMEONE ELSE. 😂 It is different, when it is for myself, but even if I do shopping for my mom, she write You 'butter', or 'ketchup', but if BRAND is incorrect, she will nag You, WHY You didn't buy correct one. So, in this aspect, I get his dilema fully and truely. 😅
I heard a joke like this: "wife - of course you can go out, but remember, dinner will be at 7 p.m., then sex, regardless of whether you're at home or not."
2:36 joke here about homosexuals is that pedal like bike pedal (pol: pedał) in Polish it is offensive way of describing homosexual, this probably originates from pederast/paederast (pol: pederasta) which means - a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty. So that is why he resigned from the bike.
Proposition for your trip to Poland: Białowieża/Białowieski Park Narodowy: "Białowieski prark narodowy"; - Path "Żebra Żebra" (beutufil path through forest and swamps - "Rezerwat pokazowy żubra" (Zoo like part where you can see animals living in Poland like: lynx, żubr 🦬 (Polish bison) -"Park pałacowy w Białowieży"/"Przy stawach", small but pretty part with small house next to pond, there is alsow museum with observation tower wich was closed when I went there 2 years ago on my 2nd anniversary with my wife, but should be open by now 😂 - You can alsow visit closed reserve, available only with guide, and kinda expensive Visiting most of what Białowieża have to offer without running all over the place like crazy take about 2-3days
I was legit in such a "maze" once, it was Kaufland and it was such a mess, everything put together with no coherent order, some of our Polish Biedronka can be like this too
Picie 7 dni z rzędu - akcja chyba musiała się dziać w Polsce. 😅😁😉😂🤭 O! Lublin - kozi gród. A Poznań to też miasto ze słynnymi Koziołkami. Taki kozi motyw dostrzegam. 😄➡️🐐⬅️😃
10:20 Tell that to my old school which somehow somewhere managed to get a 1-ply recycled materials toilet paper that wasn't even perforated... and felt like sandpaper
@@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn I believe that was at the time of some sort of inspection/visit from officials at the school, thankfully I didn't have to ever use it for the intended purpose
Unfortunatly translation lacks a lot of additionary commentary. Many refrences were not translated properly for an englishman, like the one with bikes and gays
Dont apologize for Lina, let a crazy girl do what she wants :PPPPPP I know that you men are not suitable for shopping. my synek is only 7 years old and doesn't go shopping with me, because he hates it.... and today Im obviously going alone ...., because have to buy him clothes! always buy by eye and everything always fits him also think that if someone knows how to ridiculously, skillfully tease someone, then it is funny ;);):xD you know what the name “charlie” always associated me with a man..., as a child I loved the animated film (All dogs go to heaven, 1989). there was a dog, he, and his name was charlie,german shepherd (he was the main character,and I liked him very much) then other different movies I watched...and only guys were named charlie, and no women.... in Poland it would not be possible.....that the same name would be for a woman and for a man, ..there is no such option it seems to me that there are better abbreviations for this name....
Rob. Tell me honestly. Who chooses these films for your reactions. Kabaret Hrabi, Pazura These are such antiques that for me as a 45 year old they are not funny
Coś musi gadać żeby mu pewnie nie zdemonetyzowali filmiku za użycie nie swoich treści. No ale to jak tłumaczy jakieś oczywistości ludziom jakby nie rozumieli żartów Pazury a zapewne on sam połowy nie rozumie to jest niezły cringe.
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all.... and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit.... wake up English people!!! see where this is all coming... nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier.... Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants.............. In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law.... france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump Do you know what a baby looks like in the 24th month of pregnancy? what does it do and what does it feel? for me it's even worse than an ordinary murder, because firstly, a mother kills her child, and secondly, It is inside her, in her body, under her heart, and the child cannot defend itself... in any way... and 98% of abortions are performed not because the child is sick or the mother's life is in danger, but because of one's own whim...................and I cried ehhhhh “Hard times create strong people, strong people create good times, good times create weak people, and weak people create difficult times: G .Michael Hopf On top of that GB and France have the most “newcomers” in Europe.... on top of t hat,there are more and more atheists ar in uk...... Dear God, what is happening to my Britain, my Island? Once upon a time a very long time ago England was shining,it was gold,a jewel.... In the time of the Tudors ;), for example.........this Britain will always be in my heart 😥❤
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all.... and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit.... wake up English people!!! see where this is all coming... nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier.... Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants.............. In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law.... france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
Do you know what a baby looks like in the 24th month of pregnancy? what does it do and what does it feel? for me it's even worse than an ordinary murder, because firstly, a mother kills her child, and secondly, It is inside her, in her body, under her heart, and the child cannot defend itself... in any way... and 98% of abortions are performed not because the child is sick or the mother's life is in danger, but because of one's own whim...................and I cried ehhhhh “Hard times create strong people, strong people create good times, good times create weak people, and weak people create difficult times: G .Michael Hopf On top of that GB and France have the most “newcomers” in Europe.... on top of t hat,there are more and more atheists ar in uk...... Dear God, what is happening to my Britain, my Island? Once upon a time a very long time ago England was shining,it was gold,a jewel.... In the time of the Tudors ;), for example.........this Britain will always be in my heart 😥❤
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all.... and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit.... wake up English people!!! see where this is all coming... nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier.... Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants.............. In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law.... france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all.... and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit.... wake up English people!!! see where this is all coming... nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier.... Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants.............. In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law.... france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
Cezary Pazura is a (not just a comedy) qualified professional actor. He has played in 116 films and TV series as well as plays. First film in 1987. He has also performed many times as a comedian. He has his own YT channel (he talks about, among other things, his acting work on his major films. Many of the situations are hilarious). 833,000 subscribers.
Dokładnie
Kurde nie gadaj
Do tłumaczy Roba. Zróbcie mu standup Pazury z 2009 roku o rzucaniu palenia. Genialne i znacznie łatwiejsze w tłumaczeniu.
Fun fact, at the beginning he said "wyszedlem jak Zablocki na mydle" (I ended up like Zablocki on the soap) meaning that he have not done a good deal for him (exchanging their mobiles). This is a common saying in Polish. This derives from a real story of a man, Zablocki. He was trying always to make business and be smarter than everyone else. He was a nobleman, had an estate where he begun to produce soap to make more money. He had to take this soap to Gdansk to sell it but the ship travelling on the river carrying the soap should pay a tribute to the Prussians that were in control of a part of the trail. So he tought: let's make some wooden boxes well sealed, put the soap inside and take them underwater, under the boat, so we have not to pay the taxes to the Prussians. Long story short, the boxes were not well sealed and the soap made what soap in water usually do, disappeared. That's why we say that someone made like Zablocki, a stupid thing thinking that It's a good deal.
Give him now Bałtroczyk with lightbulb story 🤣
Cezary Pazura is above all a great actor. Both comedic and dramatic. I would recommend watching his comedy roles, in particular the legendary "Kiler", "Nic śmiesznego", or "Kariera Nikosia Dyzmy". From his dramatic roles, I especially love "Kroll", "Psy", or "Tato". In general, it would be good if you started showing reactions to watching Polish films on your channel, because there are many truly outstanding works of Polish cinematography, which are unfortunately little known outside of Poland, and I recommend getting to know them.
Potwierdzam.
#SZCZEPIMYSIĘ OSTATNIA PROSTA!
I think part 3 is what I think about, mostly, when I think of this SKIT. Today I was laughing most. And when You are in hipermarket, even smaller, all CHOICE can be overwhelming, when You do shopping for SOMEONE ELSE. 😂
It is different, when it is for myself, but even if I do shopping for my mom, she write You 'butter', or 'ketchup', but if BRAND is incorrect, she will nag You, WHY You didn't buy correct one. So, in this aspect, I get his dilema fully and truely. 😅
I heard a joke like this: "wife - of course you can go out, but remember, dinner will be at 7 p.m., then sex, regardless of whether you're at home or not."
To było dobre i piesek też był,dzięki
I'm glad did you go to Lublin my city the old town is beautiful you must try cebularz and some many other things. Enjoy your holidays in Poland.
2:36 joke here about homosexuals is that pedal like bike pedal (pol: pedał) in Polish it is offensive way of describing homosexual, this probably originates from pederast/paederast (pol: pederasta) which means - a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty. So that is why he resigned from the bike.
Proposition for your trip to Poland:
Białowieża/Białowieski Park Narodowy:
"Białowieski prark narodowy";
- Path "Żebra Żebra" (beutufil path through forest and swamps
- "Rezerwat pokazowy żubra" (Zoo like part where you can see animals living in Poland like: lynx, żubr 🦬 (Polish bison)
-"Park pałacowy w Białowieży"/"Przy stawach", small but pretty part with small house next to pond, there is alsow museum with observation tower wich was closed when I went there 2 years ago on my 2nd anniversary with my wife, but should be open by now 😂
- You can alsow visit closed reserve, available only with guide, and kinda expensive
Visiting most of what Białowieża have to offer without running all over the place like crazy take about 2-3days
If you like him look at "13 posterunek" i'm not sure you can find in en subtitles but it is the Best polish commedy sitcom
Totally right, Rob! The cheapest one, but 3 ply minimum.
:D
Bartek.....awesome nick!!!;)😎
@@RobReacts1here Im again :D
When u are in Poland (Lubin) I recommend visit the Rzeszów and Przemyśl.
Idziemy w fajne kierunki, fajne monologi, wiec kolej na Zarowke Baltroczyka
I was legit in such a "maze" once, it was Kaufland and it was such a mess, everything put together with no coherent order, some of our Polish Biedronka can be like this too
Picie 7 dni z rzędu - akcja chyba musiała się dziać w Polsce. 😅😁😉😂🤭
O! Lublin - kozi gród. A Poznań to też miasto ze słynnymi Koziołkami. Taki kozi motyw dostrzegam. 😄➡️🐐⬅️😃
10:20 Tell that to my old school which somehow somewhere managed to get a 1-ply recycled materials toilet paper that wasn't even perforated... and felt like sandpaper
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahah at our school almost all the time there was no paper ahahhahah...xD
@@Evelyn_Anne_Boleyn I believe that was at the time of some sort of inspection/visit from officials at the school, thankfully I didn't have to ever use it for the intended purpose
LEGENDA!
We love leena :)
Lina :)
@@RobReacts1 Rope
If you ever want to visit Olsztyn (beautiful town in north-east;of Poland) I will be glad to be your guide. :)
13:00 Pazura mial kiedys monolog o tramwaju
🐕🐶!!!❤🤗🥰
Cezary Pazura "Ostatnia prosta" 💉💉💉💉
0:34 you said siemens i heard seaman lol and not that seaman
Unfortunatly translation lacks a lot of additionary commentary. Many refrences were not translated properly for an englishman, like the one with bikes and gays
that was so good :) i remember it when i was watching tv with my parents. that was maaany years ago
you should watch tv series RANCZO. its the best
Dont apologize for Lina, let a crazy girl do what she wants :PPPPPP
I know that you men are not suitable for shopping.
my synek is only 7 years old and doesn't go shopping with me, because he hates it.... and today Im obviously going alone ...., because have to buy him clothes! always buy by eye and everything always fits him
also think that if someone knows how to ridiculously, skillfully tease someone, then it is funny ;);):xD
you know what the name “charlie” always associated me with a man...,
as a child I loved the animated film (All dogs go to heaven, 1989).
there was a dog, he, and his name was charlie,german shepherd (he was the main character,and I liked him very much)
then other different movies I watched...and only guys were named charlie, and no women....
in Poland it would not be possible.....that the same name would be for a woman and for a man, ..there is no such option
it seems to me that there are better abbreviations for this name....
Wielki aktor z reklamy szczepionek
może sam dał się omamić?albo nie ma sumienia...
#SZCZEPIMYSIĘ OSTATNIA PROSTA!
Whats the B-day ???
bidet
He also got his youtube channel :)
Rob. Tell me honestly. Who chooses these films for your reactions. Kabaret Hrabi, Pazura These are such antiques that for me as a 45 year old they are not funny
10:24 3ply? weakness disgust me lol
Haha
Watch "13 posterunek".
Piesio!
Mała wariatka =D
kabaret Smile - Telewizor
Nie rozumiem twojego tłumaczenia jego opisu. Przecież każdy rozumie jego występ, opis. No troche nie rozumiem twojego tłumaczenia tłumaczeń
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Coś musi gadać żeby mu pewnie nie zdemonetyzowali filmiku za użycie nie swoich treści. No ale to jak tłumaczy jakieś oczywistości ludziom jakby nie rozumieli żartów Pazury a zapewne on sam połowy nie rozumie to jest niezły cringe.
@@mysteriousdoge1298 chłopaki, wyluzujcie poślady, idzcie na impreze
Rob czy u was biją islamiści Anglików ? Może tym byś się zają a nie oglądasz jakieś głupoty.
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all....
and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit....
wake up English people!!!
see where this is all coming...
nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier....
Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants..............
In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law....
france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
Do you know what a baby looks like in the 24th month of pregnancy? what does it do and what does it feel?
for me it's even worse than an ordinary murder, because firstly, a mother kills her child, and secondly, It is inside her, in her body, under her heart, and the child cannot defend itself... in any way...
and 98% of abortions are performed not because the child is sick or the mother's life is in danger, but because of one's own whim...................and I cried ehhhhh
“Hard times create strong people, strong people create good times, good times create weak people, and weak people create difficult times: G .Michael Hopf
On top of that GB and France have the most “newcomers” in Europe.... on top of t hat,there are more and more atheists ar in uk...... Dear God, what is happening to my Britain, my Island?
Once upon a time a very long time ago England was shining,it was gold,a jewel....
In the time of the Tudors ;), for example.........this Britain will always be in my heart 😥❤
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all....
and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit....
wake up English people!!!
see where this is all coming...
nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier....
Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants..............
In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law....
france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
Do you know what a baby looks like in the 24th month of pregnancy? what does it do and what does it feel?
for me it's even worse than an ordinary murder, because firstly, a mother kills her child, and secondly, It is inside her, in her body, under her heart, and the child cannot defend itself... in any way...
and 98% of abortions are performed not because the child is sick or the mother's life is in danger, but because of one's own whim...................and I cried ehhhhh
“Hard times create strong people, strong people create good times, good times create weak people, and weak people create difficult times: G .Michael Hopf
On top of that GB and France have the most “newcomers” in Europe.... on top of t hat,there are more and more atheists ar in uk...... Dear God, what is happening to my Britain, my Island?
Once upon a time a very long time ago England was shining,it was gold,a jewel....
In the time of the Tudors ;), for example.........this Britain will always be in my heart 😥❤
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all....
and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit....
wake up English people!!!
see where this is all coming...
nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier....
Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants..............
In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law....
france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
Islam is too different a culture from ours, they will never assimilate here.... their “religion” is very brutal, after all, in the name of Allah they can kill.... that's what their religion tells them.... they are newcomers here and do not want to adopt our European culture, they come here and want to impose their “culture” on us Europeans, if it can be called culture at all....
and the English will stop having children and become extinct.... and in 100 years Britain will be Islamic and you won't find a typical light skinned Brit....
wake up English people!!!
see where this is all coming...
nothing happens in the blink of an eye..... everything is a process.... and this process of destroying England started a long time ago.... since about 2000..maybe earlier....
Britain has the highest percentage of abortions in Europe, there,abortion is contracepion... this is so sad.....prosperity, selfishness... are not good... on the contrary... they will end/exhaust you... and muslims, on the contrary, are multiplying like ants..............
In the UK, you can kill a baby up to the 24th week of pregnancy without any restrictions,shame on you, even germany doesn't have such a law....
france even included abortion in the constitution!!these are just.....these are mongols...this is a tragedy...for me France, its not a country, it's rubbich dump
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