Can I Beat Elden Ring While Getting Hit By Everything?

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  • @Bushy
    @Bushy  2 роки тому +823

    Head to keeps.com/bushy to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.

    • @googol572
      @googol572 2 роки тому +7

      Love your content, let's goooo!

    • @tostsalad6321
      @tostsalad6321 2 роки тому +10

      I gotta say man the editing on this video is so fucking good. You've come a long way and I am here for it

    • @Telesgoooo
      @Telesgoooo 2 роки тому +4

      After this I think keeps is a must get pmsl 🤣😂 need the skelp fleece back after literally stressing it off

    • @KatyaAbc575
      @KatyaAbc575 2 роки тому +12

      Funny for somebody named "Bushy" to advertise hair product.

    • @justsomeguy6336
      @justsomeguy6336 2 роки тому +4

      Bushy try playing Elden Ring with no lock on.

  • @inciaradible7144
    @inciaradible7144 2 роки тому +17258

    Regular veterans: ‘Why wear armour when I am not gonna get hit?’
    Bushy, an intellectual: ‘Why dodge when you can wear armour?’

    • @glorytoukraine5524
      @glorytoukraine5524 2 роки тому +938

      Others: Get gud!
      Bushy: I'm gonna unget gud

    • @ghostspud
      @ghostspud 2 роки тому +1

      @cummy jizzy grandpa balls Russia salty

    • @t_r_a_y_e9858
      @t_r_a_y_e9858 2 роки тому +365

      Ironically this is exactly how I played through and beat Ds1.
      I remember literally killing Gwyn while overloaded and not able to move

    • @glorytoukraine5524
      @glorytoukraine5524 2 роки тому +242

      @@t_r_a_y_e9858 Havel armor and chugging through attacks, while spamming R1 with a Zweihander. That was so cheesy, but so funny

    • @t_r_a_y_e9858
      @t_r_a_y_e9858 2 роки тому +199

      @@glorytoukraine5524 I killed Gwyn using the "combustion" pyromancy too, the irony of killing the Lord of cinder himself by spamming an early game pyromancy while tanking all his hits was just hilarious to me

  • @raw_strife
    @raw_strife 2 роки тому +3696

    "You've heard of the virgin no-hit run, now get ready for the CHAD EVERY HIT RUN!"
    10/10

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 2 роки тому +17

      This is infinitely easier than no hit

    • @howdoifindaname2743
      @howdoifindaname2743 2 роки тому +126

      @@jstar3382 An actual every hit run would involve having to run into every attack... even those that would miss you if you did nothing... I'd say it's harder than no-hit because it depends much more on enemy attacks. Not the run in this video, but an actual every-hit run

    • @Wav03
      @Wav03 2 роки тому +40

      @@howdoifindaname2743 well an actual ‘every hit’ run would be literally impossible

    • @lucasftsa4157
      @lucasftsa4157 2 роки тому +17

      @@jstar3382 thank you sherlock

    • @slizer452
      @slizer452 2 роки тому +19

      @@Wav03 Oh shit now you've done it. Someone's gonna go and prove you wrong in 3 years.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 роки тому +4624

    This genuinely feels like a passive aggressive response to someone saying "just don't get hit" unironically.

    • @baitornot4697
      @baitornot4697 2 роки тому +139

      To me it feels like a passive aggressive response to someone who gave up on the game after 1 death and said “it’s too hard I can’t do it”

    • @user-cg3em4cw4f
      @user-cg3em4cw4f 2 роки тому +116

      Honestly it reads more like an attack at people who point out the very valid artificial difficulty compared to other souls games.

    • @shiningpecan6978
      @shiningpecan6978 2 роки тому +21

      @@user-cg3em4cw4f it ain't difficult tho

    • @user-cg3em4cw4f
      @user-cg3em4cw4f 2 роки тому +119

      @@shiningpecan6978 You're right, it's not. However compared to other souls games the bosses are significantly less interesting to fight which is my main issue. Everything past morgott is just a slog. Edit: to put it better, it's not the "difficulty" that's the issue it's how it's difficult. It feels like they tried to overtune bosses and give them all enormous combos and AOEs but it just makes them all boring and similar to fight.

    • @cheftroyardee7982
      @cheftroyardee7982 2 роки тому +37

      @@user-cg3em4cw4f I disagree completely. 🗿

  • @thenixer209
    @thenixer209 6 місяців тому +162

    *literally does nothing but walk forward following Godrick as he attacks and misses*
    "aw f--k that probably counts as a strafe"

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 місяці тому +12

      Leave it to Godrick to somehow miss someone walking forwards.

  • @TheKillerham5ter
    @TheKillerham5ter Рік тому +3926

    Bruh imagine how terrified these bosses must be, they throw their strongest attacks and combos at this tiny Tarnished. But he Just….. Keeps….. Coming….

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 Рік тому +4663

    Radahn: descending as a meteor straight for the tarnished
    Tarnished: sniffing lead paint and getting hard

  • @OKLuta
    @OKLuta 2 роки тому +3493

    “I have to play like someone who doesn’t know any of the bosses attack patterns and has a terrible reaction time”
    Bushyy is just describing my entire play through

    • @joshuawilliams4314
      @joshuawilliams4314 Рік тому +62

      Did u know games like this could save your life as they improve your reaction time by a lot

    • @austinmc12
      @austinmc12 Рік тому +15

      @@joshuawilliams4314 I did not now I do thanks bud

    • @davidgray8089
      @davidgray8089 Рік тому +49

      @@joshuawilliams4314 Once you get old, your reaction times just don't really improve, son... but some of us old folks still love to play games.

    • @joshuawilliams4314
      @joshuawilliams4314 Рік тому +24

      @@davidgray8089 yes they do as u get older your natural reaction time gets slower but through certain exercises it can still improve age just makes it less noticeable that’s it

    • @meestersecure9060
      @meestersecure9060 Рік тому +5

      Video games have helped some dementia patients by exercising their brains

  • @fanghur8165
    @fanghur8165 Рік тому +600

    The fact that learning all of these items, spells, effects, and stagger mechanics would probably take more time than developing decent attack dodging reflexes makes this even better

    • @GaboMuchacho
      @GaboMuchacho 6 місяців тому +72

      lol for me it's "we're gonna play like someone who doesn't know how to play" to start, we're gonna start by knowing exactly where everything is, how they work together, and what bosses to do in order for the best possible outcome.

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 6 місяців тому +66

      ​@@GaboMuchacho He said he's playing like "someone who doesn't know any boss patterns and has terrible reaction time."
      Not like someone who doesn't know how google works.

    • @Quxrk
      @Quxrk 6 місяців тому +7

      It doesn’t lol. You know there’s websites that tell you everything about the game right? Dude didn’t grind to figure this stuff out he typed it into a search bar. Not to take away his achievement but it isn’t hard to look this stuff up

    • @GaboMuchacho
      @GaboMuchacho 6 місяців тому +18

      @@skeletonwar4445 when he goes over the rules at around 40 seconds into the video he says “playing like someone who doesn’t know how to play.” Which someone who doesn’t know how to play and has terrible reaction time would still probably roll (even if poorly) and yes you can google things but what would someone who’s never played and doesn’t know how to play google to get the exact items needed to survive this run.

    • @T4TheTidePod
      @T4TheTidePod 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@GaboMuchacho "best defense talismans elden ring"

  • @bungoose.mp3641
    @bungoose.mp3641 2 роки тому +21601

    ‘Beating Elden ring as a game journalist’

    • @aCeruleanStateMusic
      @aCeruleanStateMusic 2 роки тому +1030

      They don't beat it

    • @jpteknoman
      @jpteknoman 2 роки тому +688

      @@aCeruleanStateMusic maybe, but that's how they play it

    • @winterflan
      @winterflan 2 роки тому +1

      bro this is so funny remember when elden ring came out and got bad scores because of how hard it was? me neither it got universal critical acclaim and your jokes are shit

    • @maesaigo8034
      @maesaigo8034 2 роки тому +674

      @@jpteknoman you are giving them too much credit , they don't play

    • @FunLobsterFacts
      @FunLobsterFacts 2 роки тому +452

      @@maesaigo8034 you are giving them too little credit, they play, then go to the menu and quit cause it is "too hard" to press start.

  • @Randybobandy024
    @Randybobandy024 2 роки тому +2578

    An unspoken challenge of this run is to resist the urge pressing the dodge button after all those hours of muscle memory

    • @michaelbarker6732
      @michaelbarker6732 2 роки тому +13

      i know what that word is supposed to mean, but i dont think its real

    • @jesusdavidgarciaretana6567
      @jesusdavidgarciaretana6567 2 роки тому +164

      @@michaelbarker6732 What word? "Muscle memory"? Think about it has your muscles memorizing certain action, like push ups, writing or just gaming in general, in this case is every time a enemy attacks your muscle memory inmediatly presses the dodge botton due to hours and hours of practice.

    • @AntonisVaik
      @AntonisVaik 2 роки тому +25

      He probably unbound it in the settings

    • @michaelbarker6732
      @michaelbarker6732 2 роки тому +34

      @@jesusdavidgarciaretana6567 lol i know what muscle memory is dude. The word I was referring to was “untalked.” Also muscle memory is two words so why would that even be what you thought I meant?

    • @Randybobandy024
      @Randybobandy024 2 роки тому +9

      @@michaelbarker6732 how would you say it?

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 2 роки тому +2175

    I bet radahn seeing this dude just CHARGE through their arrows and attacks just went
    “Finally, a fight worthy enough to die to”

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 2 роки тому +342

      Especially after this guy just TANKED the meteor phase transition. Finally, an opponent who passed the Vigor check

    • @elitedonut1089
      @elitedonut1089 2 роки тому

      @@Spiritnick Cringe

    • @elitedonut1089
      @elitedonut1089 2 роки тому +6

      Naw a worthy is someone skilled enough to avoid his attacks

    • @SickestDisciple
      @SickestDisciple 2 роки тому +199

      @@elitedonut1089 you must be new around these here parts…

    • @glorytoukraine5524
      @glorytoukraine5524 2 роки тому +71

      @@elitedonut1089 you keep quiet

  • @donaldslayer
    @donaldslayer 9 місяців тому +43

    He couldn’t help but back away from Renalla’s full moon for a second and watching him just walk right back into it was absolutely golden

  • @kak42
    @kak42 Рік тому +1566

    That run was a definition of "strategy without tactics"

    • @vladtheimpaler9118
      @vladtheimpaler9118 Рік тому +10

      underrated comment!

    • @methos4866
      @methos4866 Рік тому +50

      unga bunga at its finest

    • @seanelgie
      @seanelgie Рік тому +5

      The only strategy is no strategy.

    • @alexanderbeardsley5465
      @alexanderbeardsley5465 Рік тому +18

      that run was the pinnacle of tactics. tactics is an action or strategy carefully planned to achieve a specific goal/end. he had to plan out his armor, his stat allocation as he lvled, which invocation to pick up, which ash of war to use, how he should allocate his flasks, consummables, etc etc. sure. in combat it just looks like a walking tin can getting beaten on like a training dummy. but his tactic was to make pretty much the pinnacle "tank" build for elden ring and resort to "if i kill them first they can't kill me."

    • @Chrispheh
      @Chrispheh Рік тому +38

      ​@@alexanderbeardsley5465when people mention strategy and tactics in the same sentence, they usually mean strategy to be high level planning, and tactics to be low level maneuvers.

  • @kyleguajardo
    @kyleguajardo 2 роки тому +614

    26:08 my favorite moment from this entire video. Dude literally said "I'll sub if you add drip." And Bushy tried it and loved it, and so did everyone else.

  • @sonokawaray
    @sonokawaray 2 роки тому +590

    There's always something so satisfying about watching these grabs and fight-ending super moves from bosses hit, only for it to do piddly amounts of damage and you to stand back up like "that all you got?"
    This really is a game where you can play however you want, and odds are there's a way to make it work with enough time and effort.

    • @leinadlink
      @leinadlink 2 роки тому +70

      Bro is standing there like Senator Armstrong while he gets pummeled by all these attacks

    • @barbell_brendan
      @barbell_brendan 2 роки тому +40

      Boss: *drops meteors and breaks reality to DESTORY him*
      Bushy: “I ain’t hear no bell”

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 2 роки тому +11

      It's even better when you face Tarnished bosses and are using Inescapable Frenzy. Once they do their big move and you tank the shit out of it, you just walk up to them, grab them, and set them on fire.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Not any way you want. I want my gatling grenade launcher from Dragon's Dogma.

  • @MozzaBurger88
    @MozzaBurger88 Рік тому +112

    All the bosses : 1, 2, 3 ... 8 tries max ?
    Malenia : forty-fucking-nine.

    • @sammy0jpeg
      @sammy0jpeg 5 місяців тому +2

      the issue with that was waterfowl dance

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому +7

      Not even WFD but her healing. Ive tanked several WFDs in a row, and would have won if she wasnt damned near full hp again.

    • @Adem-by6pd
      @Adem-by6pd 2 місяці тому +1

      Man he took shower in that Waterfowl dance😂

  • @zenixkiryu
    @zenixkiryu Рік тому +2385

    The chat: Riposte is avoiding damage
    Chat again: being too close is tech dodging
    "Is KiLLiNg tHe bOsS aVoiDiNg DaMaGe tOo??"

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 9 місяців тому +184

      For real. The rules were so clearly established. Technically he didn't riposte, as a riposte is an attack following a parry, and what he did is just a critical attack on a staggered enemy, which in the game does work the same way, but it isn't the same action. Standing close to the boss is not dodging, and the rules clearly stated that the boss missing an attack does not count as the player dodging the same attack. It's 100% with the spirit of the challenge. The challenge was to beat the game without dodging, not to beat the game while absorbing all of the damage everything can possibly dish out forever without ever killing anything or dying lmao.

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 8 місяців тому +81

      There’s always one dummy in chat who doesn’t pay attention to the rules and says stuff like that

    • @dockeydorsher
      @dockeydorsher 8 місяців тому +9

      @@RavenGamingOverLordyou’re right but I’d reckon there’s quite a few in twitch chats like this

    • @karmanagie9975
      @karmanagie9975 8 місяців тому +17

      Chat just not helping by stopping to dodge their brain

    • @selfiestick1589
      @selfiestick1589 7 місяців тому +17

      I guarantee people do this specifically because it annoys people

  • @chipstick3856
    @chipstick3856 2 роки тому +1644

    “Morgott’s great rune will be very useful”
    Proceeds to never activate Morgott’s great rune

    • @lordraiden007
      @lordraiden007 2 роки тому +131

      So about at useful as Malenia’s rune then. I’m sure that 20 hp he regened was more valuable than the alternative runes.

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 2 роки тому +66

      Godrick's Great Rune would have been better IMO (Raises all attributes by +5). I think that great rune is the best of the lot. It's what I always use.

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 2 роки тому +37

      @@davidtsmith33 Yeah I prefer to use it for general play since all attributes going up might save your ass with resistances and whatnot at times. Having the most health possible is handy sometimes sure but I don't think it's entirely necessary, if you're getting so screwed by something you need that then things are going badly anyway.

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 2 роки тому +3

      @@mrcheesemunch Exactly.

    • @AsiwaritXR
      @AsiwaritXR 2 роки тому +5

      wdym he had it active almost the whole time

  • @joeymitchell2862
    @joeymitchell2862 Рік тому +2315

    Bushy: *stands under the Draconic Tree Sentinel for 5 minutes and takes 15 shield bashes straight to the face.*
    Random Twitch Viewer: "YoUr AvOiDiNg HiS AtTacKs"

    • @benedictpatrick1574
      @benedictpatrick1574 Рік тому +158

      What a baby that viewer is

    • @afallenhuman
      @afallenhuman Рік тому +79

      Most observant Twitch Viewer:

    • @jeeBisOkay
      @jeeBisOkay Рік тому +86

      He is technically avoiding attacks because he's killing the bosses before they can do enough to kill him
      But also this literally doesn't matter

    • @jeeBisOkay
      @jeeBisOkay Рік тому +25

      @@nonipplenoah6179 it's a joke

    • @thesillyes
      @thesillyes Рік тому

      bruv go buy some humor at the humor store@@nonipplenoah6179

  • @AquaticBagpipe
    @AquaticBagpipe 6 місяців тому +45

    "Remember, we're simulating someone who doesn't know how to play the game"
    **proceeds to pick up every buff, talisman and weapon that are designed to support this specific challenge, which no new player would have any idea about**

    • @dotflann
      @dotflann 6 місяців тому +9

      I was looking for this comment lmao

    • @OrangeGills
      @OrangeGills 5 місяців тому +5

      Was gonna comment exactly this if I didn't find it. It's a neat challenge, but in no way simulated someone who can't dodge well, because they also can't beeline to random places for specific gear.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      And they would still try to avoid damage anyway.

  • @1990themule
    @1990themule 2 роки тому +1351

    I imagine the hardest thing for you was to not react to attacks and not roll/dodge

    • @nondescriptname
      @nondescriptname 2 роки тому +153

      Exact same thought. It must take crazy focus not to instinctively roll every time because you've done it thousands of times before.

    • @jayeff4337
      @jayeff4337 2 роки тому +36

      He most likely unbound/rebound the button

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 2 роки тому +3

      I mean you can unbind rolling

    • @friendlyneighborhoodmemer18
      @friendlyneighborhoodmemer18 2 роки тому +45

      @@jayeff4337 he didnt.

    • @CrimsonBladezz
      @CrimsonBladezz 2 роки тому +18

      these games have been rolling simulators ever sense demon souls mustve been real hard for him lol

  • @aplomBomb
    @aplomBomb 2 роки тому +423

    Watching him stand there and take the Rhadon meteor to the dome was hilarious

    • @Bane95
      @Bane95 Рік тому +18

      Yea that's crazy but I think the Radahn meteor is even better ngl

    • @leikezeold1376
      @leikezeold1376 Рік тому +4

      @@Bane95 fr, the Radahn meteor was way more epic

  • @thisisausername9356
    @thisisausername9356 Рік тому +46

    I can't imagine how hard it must have been to fight every urge to dodge those attacks, especially the extremely telehraphed ones

  • @TheRedThirst
    @TheRedThirst 2 роки тому +345

    I cannot imagine how hard it must have been to ignore the dodge instinct, especially if youve played all the fromsoft games to date. Bravo sir.

    • @greenguard07
      @greenguard07 Рік тому +32

      If I was doing this challenge, I would legit have to unbind roll lol

    • @yaraduardo1287
      @yaraduardo1287 Рік тому +13

      It felt so weird seeing him get hit by the easiest attacks to dodge. When Godfrey made that strong hit with the axe my eyes were bleeding because he could not dodge and punish Godfrey with a strong attack.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Id have to unbind block of I were doing this. Fuck dodging.

  • @TheHankScorpio
    @TheHankScorpio 2 роки тому +312

    I like the idea this zero combat understanding person being emulated in this video, also happens to know every single item detail and location. Like they just learned the wiki word for word before playing

    • @fullfildreamz
      @fullfildreamz 2 роки тому +6

      This type of tank has been known for a long time... anyone could stumble upon a yt guide explaining it. It's not exactly complicated. :P

    • @ricardodarcangelo2437
      @ricardodarcangelo2437 2 роки тому +29

      I mean, I understand you're being facetious and joking, but that is EXACTLY like the ER generation of noobs. They know all the info, all the story, every weapon location and what they do, builds, etc; but they don't understand the combat: things like positioning, a "theme" for your character (very specialized builds), boss attack patterns, etc. But mostly, it's a disconnect between what they know, and what they can actually make happen.
      This was me when I was given SOTFS some years ago... knew all the info, but couldn't put it together lol. Took 2 entire games, but eventually, I got it.

    • @TheHankScorpio
      @TheHankScorpio 2 роки тому +9

      ​@@ricardodarcangelo2437 True, ER seems to just give you a lot more early on (or the access early on) for these items that allow such a 'playstyle'

    • @orpheusdrakos1911
      @orpheusdrakos1911 2 роки тому

      what do you mean? this is just a tutorial so that they don't have to. just copy and paste obviously lol.

    • @d1zaster__
      @d1zaster__ 2 роки тому +2

      it's when you're a pro in theory but suck on practice

  • @BrianFackelman
    @BrianFackelman 2 роки тому +378

    Anyone else lose their minds when he tanked the meteor? I've watched so many garden of eyes videos where bosses get obliterated and this tiny man just took it like a champ.

    • @antx_soulsborne_meat_rider
      @antx_soulsborne_meat_rider 2 роки тому +8

      Same if it can one shot gideon and turn the match on stronger bosses

    • @Leonhart_93
      @Leonhart_93 2 роки тому

      That attack does like 2000 damage at most. Not a big deal to tank with a lot of health and damage resistance.

    • @Hello-lf1xs
      @Hello-lf1xs 2 роки тому +22

      iirc the bosses don’t get knockdown immunity frames - usually at least - whilst the player CAN, so they don’t get multihit

    • @jajasking9652
      @jajasking9652 2 роки тому +1

      I think It might be the same issue as the one that was with the bleed dogs, which where able to hit you one time every single frame, doing almost 12000 dps, now, Imagine the meteroite, It would be like 7 times more DPS that the one that was used to made those bleed dogs

    • @Hello-lf1xs
      @Hello-lf1xs 2 роки тому

      @@jajasking9652 ah yeah - iirc this is somewhat more intentional but I’m not certain

  • @charlafox5701
    @charlafox5701 Рік тому +348

    I have a disability and thought I couldn’t play this game because of my lack of movement skills and coordination, but this made me very happy to see! Maybe I can play it after all!

    • @treasurewuji8740
      @treasurewuji8740 Рік тому +59

      I am not sure about your situation but I once saw a Chinese dude with a special controller for one handed people kills the tree sentinel right out of the first step. So, you can enjoy it.

    • @LutraLovegood
      @LutraLovegood 6 місяців тому +7

      I mean, to do this you need to trek across half the map for the items. Not sure how well you'll fare.

    • @thealarm7057
      @thealarm7057 6 місяців тому

      You also can't read?! Cause you could have known this on release. Dark souls was playable with hitting everything.

    • @thealarm7057
      @thealarm7057 6 місяців тому

      @@LutraLovegood Not true, all you need to do this is a Colossal weapon and that ash of war that make it heal 30% on hit. People are just bad at video games.

    • @milkmessiah5192
      @milkmessiah5192 6 місяців тому

      @@thealarm7057shut up nerd

  • @fuskerfull2
    @fuskerfull2 Рік тому +639

    Most impressive thing is to stand and watch how Radan is falling towards you meteor speed, not to flinch and be like - come at me bro. Manliest thing ever.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart Рік тому +51

      Imagine what the bosses must feel. Using their strongest attacks that even other demigods try to avoid, and this lone literally unflinching Tarnished just eats it face first with zero hesitation, that's terrifying

    • @johnnyjoestar4473
      @johnnyjoestar4473 8 місяців тому +23

      @@Never_heart It's definitely something where the initial reaction is just being dumbfounded at how immensely stupid this Tarnished is being, to sheer, pants-shitting horror as he *gets back up*.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 8 місяців тому +13

      @johnnyjoestar4473 that is true, the actually terrifying part isn't face tanking a hit like that. It's getting up after and continuing to walk closer

    • @fomme397
      @fomme397 6 місяців тому +2

      Aseo would be proud

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      In my case I never fell down, but I did block some of it, and had a ton of buffs. I went in blind, and dodging sucks for me, so shield it was. Pretty sure I can survive without shielding now that Ive played.

  • @strangergrape5900
    @strangergrape5900 2 роки тому +602

    If you’re basically not running away, its basically a “Hesitation is Defeat” run

    • @midnight6284
      @midnight6284 2 роки тому +19

      Hes playing it like sekiro

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 2 роки тому +2

      Bahahahaha so true

    • @ethan414
      @ethan414 2 роки тому +4

      isshin approves

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 2 роки тому +2

      @@midnight6284 No, iv played Sekiro, you cant facetank anything.

    • @midnight6284
      @midnight6284 2 роки тому +6

      @@thealchemistking4063 ik, I more meant he doesnt back off ever

  • @Schauspiels
    @Schauspiels 2 роки тому +833

    I remember doing something like this when the game first game out. Before it was patched, Fingerprint Stone Shield fully upgraded didn't consume any stamina on block and negated pretty much all damage, so I literally went through the entire new game + just holding L1 and poking things with my spear from behind my shield. The whole run was incredibly brain dead and incredibly easy, and I was dying laughing my whole playthrough.

    • @leo_link
      @leo_link 2 роки тому +95

      It's even better if you two hand the shield and simply use shield crash. It still works, and it's pretty good for pvp too.

    • @ZirconiaGacha
      @ZirconiaGacha 2 роки тому

      The Elden Beast probably went from "What is this dumb-dumb doing" to "OH GOD PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY" very quickly as the fight went on there.

    • @ColinForster
      @ColinForster 2 роки тому +2

      Led me to think

    • @mustbemeech
      @mustbemeech 2 роки тому +28

      This game can be played in so many ways it’s insane, suits all play styles

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 2 роки тому +5

      wait? upgrading shields imprive their defensive stats?

  • @stevenneiman1554
    @stevenneiman1554 Рік тому +16

    As a side note, I don't think Prayerful Strike actually does any holy damage. It just does weapon damage with a high MV and has the sacred affinity by default, but I'm pretty sure that if you switch it to one of the physical affinities it will do pure physical.

  • @magicxmc27
    @magicxmc27 2 роки тому +343

    Re: Rykard fight
    The whole idea of the run is playing like someone who doesn't know dodge timings and all, so standing in the lava is absolutely valid in that logic.
    Also: Lion's Claw my beloved, favorite Ash of War in the game

    • @darianclark3980
      @darianclark3980 2 роки тому +37

      And as a bonus, you take consistent damage from Rykard's Lava "Aura"

    • @ArtoriasGaming0516
      @ArtoriasGaming0516 2 роки тому +1

      Lion's claw my beloved, i want to do an Artorias cosplay but can't find a good armor

    • @Evarakeus
      @Evarakeus 2 роки тому +2

      @@ArtoriasGaming0516 What about Black Knife armor? Pretty late game, but I think it's as close as you'll get in ER

    • @90bubbel60
      @90bubbel60 2 роки тому +2

      @@Evarakeus either black knife or night rider sets i would say

    • @eggnogsaber
      @eggnogsaber 2 роки тому +3

      I didn't realise what the spear does so I fought him with my regular weapon and this is what I ended up doing. It was an easy fight lol. The lesser known strat

  • @hilemonpie
    @hilemonpie 2 роки тому +186

    Twitch chat constantly worrying about the rules for hours on end is the most twitch chat thing ever

  • @jeanphilippemalouin
    @jeanphilippemalouin Рік тому +918

    ''I'll show you you can beat the game without knowing anything about it.''
    Proceeds to meticulously gather specific gear from all over the map for very specific reasons.
    Great run! Thanks for the content! :D

    • @lucianpayne5158
      @lucianpayne5158 Рік тому +145

      I think the idea is that, if you're really dedicated to not using reaction time or "being good," it's very feasible to still win! As long as you're using your brain and adapting to your problems, you can use what you have (probably the internet, if you're a new player) to win and have fun.

    • @OsoreShirazu
      @OsoreShirazu Рік тому +5

      @@lucianpayne5158 didn’t get the joke.

    • @lucianpayne5158
      @lucianpayne5158 Рік тому +56

      @@OsoreShirazu honestly fair I just really like when people branch out in the way they think about games. The joke is founded on the idea that being meticulous is boring and research is not fun but those are not true! I love playing games that open up when you're willing to be meticulous :)

    • @emperorborgpalpatine
      @emperorborgpalpatine Рік тому +2

      ​@@lucianpayne5158
      The game is already really easy lol
      I think doing what's shown in this video makes game harder.

    • @retardedfishfrogs1
      @retardedfishfrogs1 Рік тому +21

      @@lucianpayne5158 Scouring the wiki is what got me through DS1, it's definitely my kind of experience.

  • @jaydenfernbacher6064
    @jaydenfernbacher6064 Рік тому +9

    The fact that he can change his play style to not dodge attacks is incredible. I’m trying to dodge them in my mind just watching the video and he’s got his hands on the controls, shows some serious restraint

  • @richarddeubler5363
    @richarddeubler5363 2 роки тому +3218

    “I have to mimic someone who doesn’t know how to play the game at all”. Excuse me, but I’m gonna have to get some kind of recompense from you for stealing my whole flow to make this video…

    • @johnjack3329
      @johnjack3329 2 роки тому +21

      104 likes and no comments let me fix that(P.S same here lol)

    • @dtsnelson
      @dtsnelson 2 роки тому +38

      I appreciate the use of the word recompense. That's all have a nice day :)

    • @MatheusSouza-he7vn
      @MatheusSouza-he7vn 2 роки тому +31

      he stole ma whole fuckin flowwww

    • @malte3756
      @malte3756 2 роки тому +17

      yo I was gonna say, how is he just gonna commentate over my gameplay??

    • @chipstick3856
      @chipstick3856 2 роки тому +2

      -My Mimic Tear

  • @KushKoma99
    @KushKoma99 2 роки тому +174

    Love the ego boost in this playthrough with a literal " I can take it!!!!" Attitude fucking hilarious 😂.

  • @SyckestBlah
    @SyckestBlah 2 роки тому +88

    For those who want to play around with Lion's Claw/Flame of the Redmanes on great hammers and such, consider the talismans that recover hp/fp on critical attacks. Great hammers' criticals strike twice, giving double the effect (also daggers on big enemies). On Mohg, for example, Bushy might not have needed to drink flasks at all with these talismans.

    • @90bubbel60
      @90bubbel60 2 роки тому +9

      damn, in never realised that hammers counter twice for those

    • @CsStrez
      @CsStrez 2 роки тому

      @@Sletchman All colossal swords do that, and I believe it's the same for generic colossals. Non-great Hammers probably too? So do fists.

    • @RujioWR
      @RujioWR 2 роки тому +1

      Golems Halberd is easily available for example and works with Lions Claw + double charge on FP / HP Regen Talisman

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 2 роки тому

      @@Sletchman golden land with that mace is unreal also..u thrust into the ground(1 attack), then does an aoe blast(2nd attack) and follows up with golden missles that home in on enemy..(each missle landed grants hp return) with that mace or any hp return wep

  • @Vibes_is_gone
    @Vibes_is_gone Рік тому +12

    I can't believe he one shot soldier of godrick the absolute undeniably objectively hardest boss in the game. What a crazy build.

  • @coomenclave2670
    @coomenclave2670 Рік тому +877

    The fact that elden ring is such a difficult game ,yet still can be beaten in a variety of ways makes it one of the most fascinating and repayable games of all time.

    • @_Bumazka_
      @_Bumazka_ Рік тому +9

      But the DS 2 still have more uniqueness

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Рік тому +12

      yep, it reminds me of ds 1 and 2 in that regard. also the reason why im not that big a fan of bloodborne. as that game is too 1 note. you basicalyl play the exact same way but using diferent weapons that dont change it that much.
      and before people come talking about how in BB weapons are more unique, they kinda are, but changing them is not that diferent from 2-handing in other souls like.

    • @giulioceresini1435
      @giulioceresini1435 Рік тому +26

      ​​​@@marcosdhelenono, changing weapon form is nothing like two handing, but you can tell yourself that if you want. You can dislike bloodborne, but this is just plain false.
      Every attack combos with every followup you choose. In other souls game R1 combos with R1 and R2 with R2, and that's that. Sometime you get a R1-R2 combo, but that's it. Hitting different button simply disrupts the flow of the action and resets the combo. Which is fine for souls game since they play at a much slower pace, but weapons definitely have less than 1/3 of the options and movesets bloodborne has. The changing form attacks have a moveset of their own. Two handing is an action that stays the same for every weapon, changing form is an actual attack and plays right into the fast pace of bloodborne. Again, it's fine if you don't like it, but the comparison makes no sense.

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Рік тому

      @@giulioceresini1435 " In other souls game R1 combos with R1 and R2 with R2"
      this clearly shows you are talking out of your ass.
      seriously, there's a channel dedicated to DS1 pvp, and he proves that this is just false. many weapons not only can combo r1s into r2, but you can also combo using rolls, side steps, running and jump attacks.
      some spears for example, have thrusts in the r1, but sweeps in the r2. and you can easily combo them.
      so many weapon combos allow for roll catches in ds1.
      just look at the broad sword moveset and tell me you cant combo it. in some cases you can combo stuff other weapons cant, like the reinforced club, allowing jump attack into r2 for a second jump attack.
      and that's DS1, which is only not as clunky as DeS. in other games like DS2 and 3, it becomes even easier to combo stuff. specially in 3, as some weapon arts were designed to literary be comboable with r1s or r2s.

    • @eduardoledesma5568
      @eduardoledesma5568 Рік тому +8

      Man what are you talking about? Elden Ring is the easiest of the Souls games.

  • @iforgotmyname1669
    @iforgotmyname1669 2 роки тому +111

    Dude playing the game like a basic NPC with an attack order, this is hilarious I love it

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      From what Ive seen so far, this looks like can you beat elden ring as an undead.

  • @matthewbullion7935
    @matthewbullion7935 2 роки тому +200

    Wow. I can't believe all the bosses can even be face tanked like this. Imagine if he had used Spirit Ashes on top of it.

    • @rushbiskit
      @rushbiskit 2 роки тому +29

      mimic tear 😨

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 Рік тому +53

      @@rushbiskit the chat will probably say, the mimic dodged. Doesn't count

    • @rushbiskit
      @rushbiskit Рік тому +17

      @@ashurad_fox5991 I just meant that these builds would be crazy powerful with mimic tear

    • @zlatto
      @zlatto Рік тому +18

      @@ashurad_fox5991 yeah, Latenna at +10 would've been perfect, as she's only stationary sniper that doesn't move/dodge, and doesn't stop attacking.

    • @NoNono-o3h
      @NoNono-o3h Рік тому

      That's how a lot of new players finish the game lmao, just stacking armor, an overtuned summon and the trusty L2 spam

  • @quite1enough
    @quite1enough 11 місяців тому +8

    "we are simulating one who doesn't know how to play the game"
    proceeds to phd level of collecting talismans, tears, armor, ashes and weapons, lmao

  • @sacherry5300
    @sacherry5300 2 роки тому +92

    From most of what I’ve seen, the reason why Great Stars and Prelate’s Charge work well together is because people cast Bloodflame Blade alongside. That way you get extra bleed over time applying on top of the weapon’s bleed, extra fire damage alongside the Charge, and the flame trails also having the bleed effect going as well

    • @PoTateoBTW
      @PoTateoBTW 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I ran that for a bit along with Winged Sword Talisman and Godskin swaddling cloth, that build can get nutty with the right Sacred Flask/Talisman combos.

    • @Tackitt
      @Tackitt 2 роки тому +2

      this is correct, it doesn't apply the bleed without that buff

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      And all that sweet healing.

  • @sanjosesharks31
    @sanjosesharks31 Рік тому +261

    It must have taken a lot of discipline to not instinctively dodge what you know is for sure going to destroy you. Lmao. Makes me laugh every time. Well done Tarnished.

    • @soap6264
      @soap6264 6 місяців тому +3

      My guess would be he binding dodge roll to something obscure so that he can't just instinct hit it but still use it for other things

    • @sanjosesharks31
      @sanjosesharks31 6 місяців тому

      @@soap6264 good point :)

    • @richardpilliardjustisaur3931
      @richardpilliardjustisaur3931 6 місяців тому +1

      @@soap6264 Just make it attack, if that's possible "Every time I try to dodge I attack instead!"

    • @soap6264
      @soap6264 6 місяців тому +3

      @@richardpilliardjustisaur3931 how will he do wake up rolls then?

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@richardpilliardjustisaur3931 Sounds like a Press Continue challenge title.

  • @onionitis1227
    @onionitis1227 Рік тому +449

    Fun Fact: The Bull Goat Talisman raises effective poise by 33%. It reduces poise damage by 25%, meaning all enemies do 3/4, inverting that, you have effectively 4/3 normal poise, i.e 133%

    • @thunderscythe6423
      @thunderscythe6423 Рік тому +1

      @@jojolafrite90 idiot transgender people am I right?

    • @lampros1112
      @lampros1112 Рік тому +21

      ​@@jojolafrite90but 4/3 is 1.3333 repeating or around 133%

    • @theroyalgamer6560
      @theroyalgamer6560 Рік тому +21

      @@jojolafrite90I hate to say it but 4/3 is exactly 133.33% rounded
      4/3 = 1.3333 rounded
      By the definition of percentage, 1.33 * 100 = 133.33 and 1*100 = 100
      Therefore 133.33/100 = 133.33% as percent is literally “per 100”

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr Рік тому +4

      @@jojolafrite90 Because that's how math works.

    • @chaoticstarfish3401
      @chaoticstarfish3401 Рік тому

      ​@@jojolafrite90I can't tell if you were joking lmao

  • @ocomolinaehain1795
    @ocomolinaehain1795 5 місяців тому +4

    Two ways to beat godskin duo without sleep pots: get good, get stupid

  • @JelloSpine
    @JelloSpine 2 роки тому +60

    'Remember, I'm playing like a new player'
    Proceeds to min max character more than 99% of players have ever even attempted to

  • @nomorecats8418
    @nomorecats8418 2 роки тому +62

    honestly watching these challenge runs really put a perspective on how well beautifully animated this game is with the wacky scenarios you’re in

  • @notachance3444
    @notachance3444 2 роки тому +1514

    Can’t believe people tried to say your swing animation was considered dodging. Give the man his props he’s killing it. Some people are never happy

    • @Rallysoldier
      @Rallysoldier 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah

    • @jevislife5675
      @jevislife5675 2 роки тому +42

      I mean no matter how he does it he won't be able to replicate a bad or new player tbh, it's a great video but still doesn't make the difficulty complaints about the game less valid

    • @thatguy12332
      @thatguy12332 2 роки тому +146

      @@jevislife5675 how can you devalue something that has 0 validity in the first place😭😭

    • @Dr4gon785
      @Dr4gon785 2 роки тому +10

      It is because they are jealous.

    • @fearlessCABBIE
      @fearlessCABBIE 2 роки тому +62

      @@jevislife5675 what difficultly complaints? Apparently this is one of the easiest souls games. It’s my first one and I’ve been doing absolutely fine

  • @nef36
    @nef36 Рік тому +2

    TLDR: Shrek becomes very angry that people are in his swamp so he grabs his grandpappy's old morningstar and kills everybody in Elden Ring.

  • @glass2130
    @glass2130 2 роки тому +148

    Bushy is basically just playing as a boss at this point

  • @iantank1033
    @iantank1033 2 роки тому +42

    Bernahl's cape for the drip and lions claw on the giant crusher is my favorite way to play. Glad to see lion's claw and the cape show up in a video

    • @pgame20
      @pgame20 2 роки тому +3

      Bernahl's cape really do be clean af

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Meh, Radahns is cooler. Or the new Fire Knight set. Why cant the armor give the bonuses instead? That helm looks dumb.

  • @thealchemistking4063
    @thealchemistking4063 2 роки тому +53

    *"When you come to it and you cant break through it and you cant knock it down!"*
    *"You know that you found-"*
    *"THE WALL!"*

  • @emptea4437
    @emptea4437 5 місяців тому +2

    "A guy who can't find the circle button on his controller but knows the location of every item in the game"

  • @gentlemanjester637
    @gentlemanjester637 Рік тому +79

    Honestly, the most impressive thing about these runs is that for a lot of them, you probably have to unlearn quite a lot of habits, such as rolling out of the way of certain attacks.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Maybe I should do this type of challenge. Then again, it wouldnt be a challenge as thats me normally. But for someone who doesnt know how to block maybe itd help.

  • @klankanetv9207
    @klankanetv9207 2 роки тому +205

    Dude I want to thank you. You helped me improve elden ring by a lot just from watching you play. Your movements, your patience. I love your content and I binged your videos. You are a great content creator and I truly appreciate these challenges 🤍

    • @questionsayer
      @questionsayer 2 роки тому +12

      I don't think you should do what he's doing in this video tho

    • @fawazahmed4978
      @fawazahmed4978 2 роки тому +13

      brother what movements he was standing still

    • @evangelakillian4273
      @evangelakillian4273 2 роки тому

      @@fawazahmed4978 he talks about older videos you stupid bastard

    • @nicholaseast
      @nicholaseast 2 роки тому +10

      You should see how angry he gets at twitch chat for literally anything lol

    • @SickestDisciple
      @SickestDisciple 2 роки тому +3

      I don’t think he was pointing to this video specifically, but to Bushy’s content as a whole that have made him a better ER player.

  • @vladdagrind4532
    @vladdagrind4532 2 роки тому +45

    Absolutely love the science being done here. Never thought I'd see the day someone take every hit possible in a game that primarily kills in two hits at higher end bosses. Well Done and Well Played!

  • @1000Tomatoes
    @1000Tomatoes 9 місяців тому +4

    Finally somebody is playing the game right, none of those cheese dodge roll strats.

  • @Medsas
    @Medsas 2 роки тому +347

    the amount of knowledge about the game mechanics necessary to beat this challenge means you still have to “get good” to beat the game, no matter what!

    • @nezzysan
      @nezzysan 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah he broke so many of his own rules he set out but besides all the rule breaking nonetheless a cool run

    • @sindweller
      @sindweller 2 роки тому +46

      At least he didn't have to get good mechanically so I think it was very much in line with the spirit of the run

    • @waidan
      @waidan 2 роки тому +9

      This knowledge can be googled but that's about the only saving grace for the challenge.
      Granted even someone not trying to git gud would learn something from a fight and get a successful dodge or run away at some point

    • @JaydenLand
      @JaydenLand 2 роки тому +30

      Googling item effects and locations is not the same as "getting gud"

    • @robinhoodOO7
      @robinhoodOO7 2 роки тому +8

      @@JaydenLand Anyone who is a souls virgin isn't simply googling and even then figuring it all out or succeeding half as well as he did (which isn't necessarily superb)

  • @ocwcw3666
    @ocwcw3666 2 роки тому +24

    I just have to say, that character creation looks sick. At night it kinda looks like a hazmat suit and it feels so surreal to have something modern looking in the Lands Between.

  • @travelerofabyssrium14
    @travelerofabyssrium14 2 роки тому +37

    The essence of "I am going to ram my head until this boss is dead" is strong with this one.

  • @afrogunner3d
    @afrogunner3d 11 місяців тому +2

    Watching runs like this have taught me more about the game than any dedicated 'build' video ever could.

  • @theonlyJayn
    @theonlyJayn 2 роки тому +30

    I love bushy's creativity with these runs. It flips the game on its head and make me wonder if theres a limit to rediscovering it

  • @exeledusprince9165
    @exeledusprince9165 2 роки тому +108

    In a way, this whole challenge was symbolic the very reason we all play these games by FROM Software. No matter how many times your character is battered and beaten, he stands again to face the challenge head on. Admirable, really.

    • @Techyena
      @Techyena 2 роки тому

      Oh definitely!

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Actually I played cause I heard it had inspiration from Dragon's Dogma. I now know that guy was lying through his teeth, but when I started I was looking for a faster greatsword, so it would at least be comparable to DD. Had to put that away and grab a shield and something faster (also, it bugs me that you can 1 hand 2 handed weapons, though I prefer to 1 hand great swords specifically as 2 handing it your character acts like its heavier than in 1 hand).

  • @stellarhades9517
    @stellarhades9517 Рік тому +248

    Honestly a similar challenge that might be harder would be a panic roll version of this
    You have to dodge any movement of any enemy, and have to panic roll at least 3 times per roll to simulate someone bad as well
    You could also do it where you roll every attack until out of stamina

    • @questionsayer
      @questionsayer Рік тому +46

      would you ever be allowed to move and deal damage though? They move all the time

    • @dangerousfelon
      @dangerousfelon Рік тому +16

      ​@@questionsayer yea seems overkill 😂

    • @MinorZero
      @MinorZero Рік тому +1

      Dodge roll attacks only? :)

    • @oneoranota
      @oneoranota Рік тому +26

      There is a guy who finished Elden Ring by killing ennemies purely through rolling, briar armor adds 20 damages to your rolls.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart Рік тому +5

      ​@questionsayer the only way would be the Briar Armor so you could deal damage on rolls

  • @bigslappy823
    @bigslappy823 Рік тому +1

    Ah yes, the "Momma didn't raise no bitch" Elden Ring run.

  • @Xeronoia
    @Xeronoia 2 роки тому +26

    One thing I always do that actually might help you since you seem to mess up your item bar a lot - I put the red flask on the quick toggle + left dpad and the blue flask on the right dpad buttons. I also put the physik on theh top and torrent on the bottom, so I never need to cycle through my quickbar to quickly use any of those items.

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr Рік тому +3

      I always wonder why people don't do this more. They're the most used items, fromsoft gave you a menu made specifically for using an item anytime

    • @0Rookie0
      @0Rookie0 Рік тому +1

      You can also reset your item scrolling to the first item by holding the d pad button. Hp always at the ready.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Thats actually exactly where my flasks are. Sucks for me, but Im too used to it now to change it. I hate how it forces you to change your grip or stop moving though, which is why I prefer them on my item bar.

  • @adamshead
    @adamshead 2 роки тому +79

    I'll never get tired of hearing his little wheezing giggles when he's just absolutely styling on an enemy, no matter how many videos I see

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 2 роки тому

      I found them obnoxious af but that’s just one man’s opinion.

  • @eugennnnnnnn
    @eugennnnnnnn Рік тому +257

    Funny how out of all the "tank" runs with poise being an important thing and noone remembered about Fia's buff which increases your poise significantly with about 10% HP trade. Plus you can actually get a hug so that'd be another win

    • @pennycat7276
      @pennycat7276 Рік тому +100

      The buff only lasts 15 seconds, it's more likely that people just don't bother with it since it's not worth the trade. One could make an argument for the radiant variant of the buff which lasts for 70 seconds but is only obtainable once in a playthrough, can't be stored, you can't hold more than 1 and it doesn't carry over to NG+.
      They're simply not worth using. Hugs are nice though.

    • @NetSraC1306
      @NetSraC1306 11 місяців тому +30

      lol, bro thought he cooked

    • @traktor321
      @traktor321 11 місяців тому

      its raw, half cooked@@NetSraC1306

    • @sudowtf
      @sudowtf 10 місяців тому +17

      @@NetSraC1306He overcooked💀💀

    • @elomoreloR6
      @elomoreloR6 10 місяців тому +1

      @@sudowtf 😂

  • @Adem-by6pd
    @Adem-by6pd 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how grinded like the whole game and killed both melania and radagon before fighting the Real Final Boss; the One and Only Soldier of Godrick

  • @JeffDAPG
    @JeffDAPG Рік тому +98

    I think your strategy with Rykard was definitely acceptable. With these special playthroughs you do, there has to be some room for certain bosses. Awesome job man. These do help me realize the advantages of some of these builds you do.

    • @pennycat7276
      @pennycat7276 Рік тому +7

      Considering it's right there as soon as you enter the arena I think it's safe to assume that even new players are going to eventually figure that one out.
      To take that a step further, any new player gathering enough info to find all this gear is absolutely gonna know about Serpent Hunter going into that fight, so either way I agree that it's fine.

    • @BlazeStorm
      @BlazeStorm 9 місяців тому +1

      My noob friend (well only had BB under his belt) didn't realise to use Serpent Hunter and just tanked the lava damage

    • @黒上悠子ちゃんネル
      @黒上悠子ちゃんネル 8 місяців тому

      @@pennycat7276 wtf are you saying

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      And also most people arent gonna know about the spear going in the first time. So theyre gonna kill him in the lava. Or be like me, thing the skill looks dumb (or how the character looks performing it), and decide to not use it. Or sell, I forgot which. I did try it out a bit but I kept getting hit, and yet somehow missing him. So Black Knife Tiche and Black Knife it was.

  • @zimrim3211
    @zimrim3211 2 роки тому +85

    Times --
    Rules 0:30
    Margit 4:50
    Godrick 5:11
    Radahn AT 1: 8:12
    Godskin Noble: 8:32
    GDS / Rykard: 11:20
    Draconid Tree Sentinel: 12:52
    Godfrey, First Elden Lord: 15:22
    Morgott: 17:15
    Red Wolf: 18:43
    Renalla: 19:42
    Radahn AT 2: 20:58
    Mimic Tear 21:53
    Ancestor Spirit: 22:20
    Mohg the Omen: 23:08
    Astel: 27:42
    CN: 31:16
    Lorretta: 33:34
    Fire Giant: 34:58
    Godskin Duo: 39:52
    Dragonlord: 42:01
    The Most Annoying Boss in the Game (Maliketh): 42:38
    Sir Gideon: 44:00
    Mohg: 45:13
    Malenia: 46:25 / 48:15
    Godfrey: 52:32
    Lichdragon: 54:48
    Radagon: 55:46

  • @sos-pl8pf
    @sos-pl8pf 2 роки тому +135

    I think seeing you do a run where you complete as many NPC quest lines as possible would be neat. As an added bonus, for any NPCs that die or "die" you could play as them, or as closely to them as possible. Switch when the next one dies, or whatever.

    • @DrDraze
      @DrDraze 2 роки тому +14

      The first part is just a normal playthrough though.

    • @xiGoinHam
      @xiGoinHam 2 роки тому +8

      That's not much of a challenge run, just a long boring run

    • @tonyblobfish5418
      @tonyblobfish5418 2 роки тому +7

      That's not a challenge. That's just a regular playthrough that everyone does

    • @cactus5615
      @cactus5615 2 роки тому

      What? Lame ass ideas

    • @ThorKAH
      @ThorKAH 2 роки тому +6

      He’s doing something similar on Twitch rn, he can only use what he gets from a quest/npc

  • @smple-ei5pt
    @smple-ei5pt Рік тому +2

    43:45 if he beats Maliketh like that in 1st try im deleting myself from this world that mf took me at least 1 hours.

  • @KnownAsSys
    @KnownAsSys 2 роки тому +13

    Nice explanation on the rules lol. Twitch chat when everybody was going insane trying to understand the phrase "No Dodging" was hilarious

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 Рік тому +42

    38:44 is an extremely based take, he has so much reach that getting in close and trying to find the blindspots in his attacks is more effective than any attempt at spacing

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 6 місяців тому

      It’s not based, it’s just obvious common sense

  • @The_Glitchy_Fox
    @The_Glitchy_Fox 2 роки тому +27

    I love when he showed what equipment he had on for each boss, after he got the scaled armor a few were just, completely wrong.

  • @idkvwad
    @idkvwad Рік тому +30

    There's a lot of irony in the fact that in order to simulate being very bad at elden ring, you have to be really fucking good at elden ring.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Not necessarily. I managed to stubborn my way through fights eventually, except Godrick cause hes easy. I thought I was gonna die about 2000 times (twice as much as to Margit). Ended up murdering him a few seconds in. I hate using guides on my first playthroughs, so I didnt use a guide until I had literally nothing left to do before Altus outside of that one corner of Caelid.

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 2 роки тому +77

    What a clever challenge. To “play the game like someone who’s never played before.” Except I think you limited yourself too much because even someone who has never played before would see a big boss coming at them while they are at low health and try to run away to heal. You did more than your fair share my man. Great job :)

    • @June26A7
      @June26A7 2 роки тому +8

      And would someone who has never played before know where every single item is and which one's to get. Or know when to attack with which wepon and when to heal in a boss.

    • @guregan634
      @guregan634 2 роки тому +13

      @@June26A7 With the internet? absolutely.

    • @ethang.8238
      @ethang.8238 2 роки тому +2

      @@guregan634 well if u can look all that up, I think you can look up how to play

    • @guregan634
      @guregan634 2 роки тому +2

      @@ethang.8238 You can bring good game to a scrub, but you can't take the scrub to the good game.

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover 2 роки тому +8

      @@June26A7 i’d say it evens out considering he actively tried to get hit half the time. even the worst of the worst players imaginable would perform better.

  • @SmugLookingBarrel
    @SmugLookingBarrel 2 роки тому +28

    I'm really surprised you managed to pull this off without Comet Azur, that was my "I don't want to learn to dodge" strategy

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro 2 роки тому

      My first spell caster playthrough was basically that because of how much a glass cannon I was, I basically said "F IT I'm gonna cast this spell and either I will die or YOU will."
      Its actually not the guaranteed victory people think it is, its a coin toss on the boss standing in the right position long enough.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      That was my failed I dont wanna dodge strategy. How do people get it to work the way they do? (Rhetorical question, Ive used EVERY buff Ive seen others use and it doesnt work the same, somehow. For most builds. And not for the same reason the last guy said, it just simply didnt work)

  • @StanleyG23
    @StanleyG23 2 роки тому +49

    I feel like spamming Burn, O Flame! could have also worked for Malenia.
    Other than that, great job!
    P.S. I don't think it would've helped much, but you can get another Great Stars from defeating the Magnus the Beast Claw invader.

    • @luke-il5nr
      @luke-il5nr 2 роки тому

      Or one of the night sorcery projectile spells

    • @jillfizzard1018
      @jillfizzard1018 2 роки тому +2

      I would've tried bolt of gransax tbh. Does great damage, even more so if she stands in the water, and kocks her down. Also can be cast from outside waterfowl range!

    • @xqtionr538
      @xqtionr538 2 роки тому

      He tried it, didn't work

    • @StanleyG23
      @StanleyG23 2 роки тому

      @@xqtionr538 Okay.

    • @tonyblobfish5418
      @tonyblobfish5418 2 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure he tried that on stream and it didn’t work out

  • @PerfectSense77
    @PerfectSense77 11 місяців тому +1

    Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the bonk of ambition.

  • @goofygoober779
    @goofygoober779 2 роки тому +39

    Finally an Elden Ring playthrough that I can relate to!

  • @SumGuyOnEarth42069
    @SumGuyOnEarth42069 Рік тому +23

    I died laughing at 9:10 the Fck, Fck, Fck killed me. 💀

  • @johiecone5747
    @johiecone5747 2 роки тому +14

    The opposite of a no hit run, i love it.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Not quite🤣 No hit would be impossible for me, so this works. Oh wait, I knew that 2 times already😂

  • @PDTPOWER909
    @PDTPOWER909 10 місяців тому +2

    Did you know for death poker that's not it's main ability when you do that you can click a heavy attack and it will make a strong explosion 💥 plus the fire 🌊.

  • @ScoldAudits
    @ScoldAudits Рік тому +10

    I'm probably going to fall asleep long before this video ends, but if there's one thing I've learned about these "Can I beat Elden Ring while" videos..... the answer almost always yes. So....good job man!

  • @jedsanford7879
    @jedsanford7879 2 роки тому +61

    FINALLY someone playing the game as intended. Well done good sir!

    • @reaperiwk7555
      @reaperiwk7555 Рік тому +1

      ​@Guilty2805 he said finally someone playing the game as intended 🙄

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      He said "FINALLY someone playing the game as intended. Well done good sir!" I guess that means I beat it as intended too.

  • @SynisterJeff
    @SynisterJeff Рік тому +6

    That is why I always keep my healing on a hold "Y" slot. Never have to worry about having the wrong thing selected

  • @abadhaiku
    @abadhaiku 11 місяців тому +1

    A strength/faith build is very appropriate here because *_MY FACE IS MY SHIELD_*

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      Not mine. I think someone painted my face on my shield.

  • @baron1324
    @baron1324 2 роки тому +11

    lion’s claw is definitely one of my favorite AoWs. the animation looks incredible, does great damage and using it to dodge attacks is just so fun.

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 5 місяців тому

      I used Scarlet Aeonia against the dlcs final boss for that reason.

  • @gabrieldavid4250
    @gabrieldavid4250 2 роки тому +26

    This low key feels like Master Chief taking every situation head on, like a brick

  • @aeKai73
    @aeKai73 2 роки тому +12

    When you are too good and kinda want to flashback to the first time you played Elden Ring.

  • @danieldodsley1038
    @danieldodsley1038 5 місяців тому

    22:13 the cutoff where you woulda got decked if actions didnt make you immune was too funny

  • @obenohnebohne
    @obenohnebohne 2 роки тому +12

    This "no dodging" looks mighty and powerful. Very satisfying to watch.

  • @aaaz319
    @aaaz319 2 роки тому +8

    I can't think of any other person who had his money's worth out of this game more than you. I have watched all of these challenges and loved every part of it. Gr8 wrk m8!

  • @jerisj.8971
    @jerisj.8971 2 роки тому +9

    The sleep pots line is so funny because EXACTLY what I was thinking by the third run.

  • @claire70301
    @claire70301 3 місяці тому

    that one chatter during volcano manor godskin that put !run and then said 'you madman' made me laugh. amazing comedic timing