Trump Pretends He Never Compared Coronavirus to the Flu: A Closer Look

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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2020
  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump extending social distancing guidelines to the end of April - while he and his allies try to memory hole their early dismissal of the coronavirus outbreak.
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  • @moravialaurich5423
    @moravialaurich5423 4 роки тому +109

    "You aren't an expert at science because you look like a science experiment." 😂 That one got me.

    • @petek9541
      @petek9541 4 роки тому +2

      Anyone else noticed and asked...."What is happening to Trump's face? "
      Looks like craters of the moon lately.
      Maybe the dry wall mud they use for his makeup drying under the lights?

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 4 роки тому +1

      @@petek9541 YES!! I have been noticing that also. I couldn't figure out if it was some new makeup he was trying, or the lighting around him, or maybe his facial skin starting to die from lack of oxygen after years of him covering his face in all that goop!

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 4 роки тому +426

    “A Victorian era teenage ghost.”
    Someone high five that writer

    • @brendaneichler5244
      @brendaneichler5244 4 роки тому +31

      Well, remember to high five him once the pandemic is over.

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 4 роки тому +19

      Brendan Eichler touché! Elbumps for the whole staff!

    • @760Theboss
      @760Theboss 4 роки тому +18

      A "Digital High Five" should suffice.

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 4 роки тому +5

      🙌🏼

    • @Lanwarder
      @Lanwarder 4 роки тому +7

      Omg, I read your comment first so I was kind of waiting for the joke to happen even if I didn't know who or what it was going to be about and yet I still found it incredibly funny lol.

  • @ejajurrahman2670
    @ejajurrahman2670 4 роки тому +21

    I always knew being labeled anti social would come in handy one day!!

  • @davidgoldenberg9450
    @davidgoldenberg9450 4 роки тому +92

    All kidding aside. It's important to keep doing the side to side comparisons. Do them every night. Never stop. These people are insane and they make us all feel insane watching them not just quietly lie, but lie in real time, on national television, every single day.

  • @thaigerstyle
    @thaigerstyle 4 роки тому +34

    "You work less than CBD oil" had me laughing like a maniac at 4am

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 4 роки тому

      thaigerstyle ....Good One! I’m usually crying 😢 or barfing 🤮 at 4 in the morning!

    • @killbot4458
      @killbot4458 4 роки тому

      @@vivianperino5006 stop smoking k2 spice sir. It's really bad for health.

    • @stephaniehenry9264
      @stephaniehenry9264 4 роки тому

      As I'm looking at a bottle that someone just gave me. I'm cracking up to like should I even use it after he said that.

  • @sandygrains
    @sandygrains 4 роки тому +25

    One of the funniest episodes, actually. A Seth Myers left to his own devices is a great gift to the world.

  • @richardivonen3564
    @richardivonen3564 4 роки тому +154

    I'm impressed with Seth's ability to present useful information while mixing it with whit and humor.
    Thank you Seth

    • @Zygmunt-Zen
      @Zygmunt-Zen 4 роки тому +7

      Seth the comedian brings more facts to the table than Fox "News".

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood 4 роки тому +4

      @@Zygmunt-Zen I totally agree. I lost cable t.v. where I downloaded Seths' program nightly & afterwards would play so I could relish his talent without commercials to upset its' continuity. Finally I've been reconnected to the internet and now can binge watch all that I'd missed. "A Closer Look" should be required reading for anyone seeking factual coverage of the daily news.

    • @Nick_Lamb
      @Nick_Lamb 4 роки тому +2

      @@lilRadRidinHood
      Maybe you should actually do some reading when doing required reading. Just saying.
      Personally I think people should get their news from multiple sources that they know lean each direction. Probably like four sources minimum for bigger stories. One radical and one center ish for both right and left is what I try to do.

    • @geofunk23
      @geofunk23 4 роки тому +1

      I'm upset Trevor never mentioned all this racist stuff Trump said:
      ua-cam.com/video/hZpkcmbiJgE/v-deo.html

    • @geofunk23
      @geofunk23 4 роки тому +1

      Seth, do a show on all this racist stuff Trump has said:
      ua-cam.com/video/gZw4pNdWXpc/v-deo.html
      3300 of 4000 inmates tested (+) for Coronavirus, 96% no symptoms:
      www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-prisons-testing-in/in-four-u-s-state-prisons-nearly-3300-inmates-test-positive-for-coronavirus-96-without-symptoms-idUSKCN2270RX
      Trump stopped flights from China at the end of January. Were you upset about that racist nonsense from him then? I sure was!

  • @tyrionstark
    @tyrionstark 4 роки тому +43

    "Those friends of yours were you." This is gold.

  • @starsstripesjacket
    @starsstripesjacket 4 роки тому +32

    My roommate was one of the people who said this was just a flu, he just found out he has covid19 yesterday. Thank god ive been staying at my sisters for the last month and actually took this seriously

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому +3

      On one hand, sorry to hear that. On the other hand, the fool deserved it.
      Here in Europe we knew it was serious. I've been buying gloves and masks since mid January (aviation worker)

  • @ketfoen
    @ketfoen 4 роки тому +1006

    Mark Twain said it best: "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot "

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 4 роки тому +32

      Mark Twain also wrote "Letters from the Earth" in which he blasted a God that would create not just floods and hurricanes but something you cannot see -- viruses and bacteria -- to further terrorize the human race.. Mark Twain was a great thinker.

    • @NukeCaulfield
      @NukeCaulfield 4 роки тому +6

      Which is exactly why you people continue to only focus on making Trump look bad while thousands of people die.

    • @LordBLB
      @LordBLB 4 роки тому +61

      @@NukeCaulfield Read this very, very, VERY, carefully...
      IT IS TRUMP'S FAULT
      But, I look @Maniac Bob and digress...

    • @NukeCaulfield
      @NukeCaulfield 4 роки тому +6

      @@LordBLB You're about as stupid as they come, huh?

    • @LordBLB
      @LordBLB 4 роки тому +41

      @@NukeCaulfield Thank you for making obvious, the point I was making for everyone else with a brain. Much appreciated.

  • @maggottdude
    @maggottdude 4 роки тому +16

    "You work less than CBD oil".. hahaha

  • @theuncluded6220
    @theuncluded6220 4 роки тому +11

    I'm 40yrs old and I laughed at the "Andy Capp" reference! Lmao

  • @deanlowdon8381
    @deanlowdon8381 4 роки тому +29

    I honestly have absolutely no idea how Trump, Hannity etc get away with denying something that there is literally video footage of them saying. Even after 4 years of Trump it still just completely baffles me...

    • @ms.p9525
      @ms.p9525 4 роки тому +1

      Because no one will tell the truth about 45's lack of intelligence. Remember he's a stable Genius and his uncle was a scientist and he knows more about everything than anyone.

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 4 роки тому +1

      Jeff somersby First of all I’m not from the US, and secondly what exactly can I do about it?
      Also, gullible is one thing. I can understand why people may be fooled into believing what they want to hear, that’s called confirmation bias. What baffles me is when they’re literally shown a video of Trump doing or saying something, and they still deny it. Please explain to me how you even start a conversation with someone like that!?

  • @jpatrick8909
    @jpatrick8909 4 роки тому +461

    “No one could have seen this coming,” except those watching the numbers coming from countries infected before us. :/

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 4 роки тому +49

      ... and the pandemic team he disbanded... but, other than them, hardly anyone... oh, and Bill Gates in his TED talk... and...

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 роки тому +21

      @@heatherm2140 and from his intelligence community which impeachedtrump calls "deep state" - only trusts them when they say what he wants to hear.

    • @berndwolff2389
      @berndwolff2389 4 роки тому +32

      "These are tremendous numbers, folks, beautiful numbers. But our numbers will be much bigger, and more beautiful, believe me. You will see. Believe me."

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 4 роки тому +23

      “No one could have seen this coming”, except me, stable-genius President* Donald J Trump, because “I've always known this is a real-this is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic,” which is why I said the infection rate “within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero”.

    • @bsarioz
      @bsarioz 4 роки тому +18

      Now, on the conservative Facebook and UA-cam posts, they're trying to pin the blame on China withholding information(right, who builds a hospital in days for 'flu') and local politicians like Andrew Cuomo. Republicans don't have enough brain to understand not everything can be solved at state level, and pandemics require a nationwide response. Oh yeah, and that China travel restriction that barely did anything..

  • @jde1757
    @jde1757 4 роки тому +31

    "You work less than CBD oil."
    THANK YOU. 👏👏👏

  • @hroniskaftanis6281
    @hroniskaftanis6281 4 роки тому +25

    Greetings from Greece I'm watching your shows , Late Night and Closer look about a year and a half. I love them! Your Trump mimic is unbelievable and hilarious. Keep up and stay healthy !!!

    • @Germatti13489
      @Germatti13489 4 роки тому

      How are things there now?

    • @hroniskaftanis6281
      @hroniskaftanis6281 4 роки тому

      @@Germatti13489 We are at the phase of opening. The good thing is that we have very few corona infected people , related to our population , I think its the one and only thing our government did well.
      People here are quite cautious about it, they wear masks , etc. The economy is struggling, too many people unemployed because our main income is tourism. Thanks for asking!

  • @Jamesharvey697
    @Jamesharvey697 4 роки тому +374

    I’m completely shocked with everyone’s reaction with how Trump is handling this. We elected a actor from a TV reality show of the apprentice, he is treating the governors as contestants on his show. They have to compete against each other to save their state, meanwhile Trump will blame any deaths on the states governor.

    • @NormaO
      @NormaO 4 роки тому +4

      Hunger games!

    • @bananian
      @bananian 4 роки тому +3

      Omg I want to watch that show now. 😂

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 4 роки тому +8

      @@bananian , you are watching it....much to the detriment of your country, and to your Northern and Southern neighbours.

    • @timduggan1962
      @timduggan1962 4 роки тому +17

      "WE" did *NOT* elect him!!! Please, people! Keep that in mind!

    • @bananian
      @bananian 4 роки тому +4

      @@patriciaevins6267
      Luckily I am the northern neighbour. 😂

  • @muadhib001
    @muadhib001 4 роки тому +514

    Makes me cringe every time he says he has friends, this guy has no friends. Enablers and opportunists but absolutely no friends

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 роки тому +15

      nobody likes him... some just use him..

    • @bridgetchineze-asindi1865
      @bridgetchineze-asindi1865 4 роки тому +23

      Donald Trump has Zero friends,.....his friends are those rich bastards that sleep with little girls......and these idiot's too don't have friends. "Show me your friends and i will tell you who you're."

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni 4 роки тому +24

      He has neither loved nor been loved truly in his entire life. When you think about his life under that light, he becomes sort of a tragic joke. A very very unfunny one.

    • @GrinannBarrett
      @GrinannBarrett 4 роки тому +10

      His 16 personality's keep him... deliousional

    • @smike-lz8uf
      @smike-lz8uf 4 роки тому +18

      He has loads of friends! They all live inside his head and tell him he knows more about everything in the whole wide world and that he's sexy and should always keep that hairdo. And that 'orange' suits him. And just loads of other stuff. :-)))))

  • @smithy2
    @smithy2 4 роки тому +42

    Trump: we're doing great against this flu
    Australia and New Zealand: 🤣🤣

    • @AydriansMama
      @AydriansMama 4 роки тому +7

      NZ is amazing.

    • @kelbatt7729
      @kelbatt7729 4 роки тому +3

      @@AydriansMama Yeah nah bro USA got more money and bombs but we got everything way better than them down here I.E my boy cant work cause of corona, he just got a $7000 check from the govt. with more to come, signed up online - came through in 1 week. the way our govt cares for its people is in a different universe to the american government

    • @dannyburton668
      @dannyburton668 4 роки тому +5

      Back in the late 70s a friend moved to Australia and never returned most days I wished I had followed suit and did the same

  • @grittybunny
    @grittybunny 2 роки тому +4

    Jackal time travel. The artichoke is also a flower!

  • @KashfiFahim
    @KashfiFahim 4 роки тому +84

    Seth's Trump impersonation is underrated, underappreciated. I appreciate you, Seth, I appreciate you.

  • @alicedampmanhumel8139
    @alicedampmanhumel8139 4 роки тому +152

    At least one person laughed at the Andy Capp reference. Thought you’d like to know.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 4 роки тому +6

      Make that two and I've seen others comment on it, so it was totally worth it.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 4 роки тому +8

      Three. The cats didn't get it, though.

    • @DarkRaven4561
      @DarkRaven4561 4 роки тому +7

      Four. I've known Andy Capp comic strips for decades.

    • @gearwhizz
      @gearwhizz 4 роки тому +3

      It was a nice reference for those of us in the UK watching to remind ourselves how much worse a government can be. If Boris doesn't do something spectacularly stupid after the pandemic then America is definitely winning the dumbest-democracy award we've been fighting over for the past 5 or so years.

    • @Justdizzy
      @Justdizzy 4 роки тому +2

      I got it also :)

  • @glockinshpiel
    @glockinshpiel 4 роки тому +9

    You are such a 💎...I’m so glad you are still recording.

  • @brooketroutt5261
    @brooketroutt5261 Рік тому +1

    Awwww.. that era when the stigma of day drinking was absolutely lifted 🕺

  • @johnthehuman2740
    @johnthehuman2740 4 роки тому +481

    He delayed the public announcements until his rich friends could get out of the stock market.

    • @ratedr9672
      @ratedr9672 4 роки тому +6

      Yup

    • @Trissa1865
      @Trissa1865 4 роки тому +12

      Also to decide what Corporation is going to be backing him 2020 get contract for masks and ventilators. Trumpstyle😎

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 роки тому +3

      @M Detlef Some of his rich friends took a bit of persuading.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 4 роки тому +3

      @@Trissa1865 Oh heck. I'd say that's unbearably dark, but in this tippy-topsy-turvy world, it seems more like an innocuous statement of known fact about the putative leader of the supposedly free world.

    • @stephanieadams3747
      @stephanieadams3747 4 роки тому

      Right now.. I wish I could find someone to suck bon me and bring me to orgasm.

  • @KatieCottingham
    @KatieCottingham 4 роки тому +60

    "Stay safe, wash your hands, and we love you."
    It's like Seth and Team really have become the loving big brothers and sisters of America right now. That's legit what my big sister said to me 2 wks ago before things in Illinois really went crazy.
    Thank you, for helping us get through this truly terrifying moment in history. America loves you too, Seth and the Late Night Team!

    • @merangreen
      @merangreen 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for posting this! I feel just the same, but felt unable to put it into words.

  • @2012kreed
    @2012kreed 4 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣 7:44 "You're the one who said it was the flu!!! Those "Friends" of yours... WERE YOU!!!"
    (The Only "Friends" T-Rump really cares about LOL)

  • @SnugMoney
    @SnugMoney 4 роки тому +7

    Pretty sure that before the “flu press conference”, somebody in a security briefing said the word “influence” and Trump only heard the middle part of the word, just rolling with it.

  • @jyotipatel4934
    @jyotipatel4934 4 роки тому +130

    "It's called the Flu because it "flew" here" - dead :D , the writers are killing it working from home

  • @Nemesis_121
    @Nemesis_121 4 роки тому +87

    When she took the podium, she actually pointed towards the graph and said “if we look at this big blue mountain...”. And there was trump...😂

    • @JacoLuus
      @JacoLuus 4 роки тому +1

      @james kenyon covid19.healthdata.org/

    • @obviouscaptain2931
      @obviouscaptain2931 4 роки тому

      @@JacoLuus well Mr. Luus, that's terrifying. But good to know.

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 4 роки тому +7

      Danny Smith I like how the medical doctors are always have that wtf look pn their faces or just stare at the ground

    • @jonrmang
      @jonrmang 4 роки тому +6

      I didn't catch that until you pointed it out! Funny, how if you look for the truth, you'll find it's right in front of you!

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 4 роки тому +21

    "...a professional liar, & a Victorian-era teenage ghost." LOL

  • @Feetondirt
    @Feetondirt 4 роки тому +1

    You can't hear me, but I'm laughing! Thanks for that! Keep 'em coming.

  • @Roadtoconsciousness
    @Roadtoconsciousness 4 роки тому +45

    Imagine the time and energy lost to brief this guy who doesn’t understand nor is interested in anything.

  • @xhosagibran370
    @xhosagibran370 4 роки тому +238

    There should be serious repercussions for those who lied about the virus.

    • @christopherlund9038
      @christopherlund9038 4 роки тому +25

      it's called a reckless disregard for human life.....many have gone to jail for it.

    • @Nookerdog777
      @Nookerdog777 4 роки тому

      @@christopherlund9038 What statute is this? I've never in my life have seen a law that makes it illegal to lie to a random person.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 4 роки тому +7

      But by republicans its good job if only 200 000 Americans die on their president watch .
      Lets see , China 4 times bigger population , dont trust their numbers , so let say 10 000 deaths from Covid 19.
      Good job by republicans is having 40-100 times more deaths per capita than China has ... sounds great .

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 4 роки тому +8

      @@Nookerdog777 You do know there is a law that makes it "illegal" to lie to cops ? So there is no cops listening what the moron in chief says ?
      Depending on situation , lying to random people is illegal , like if you claim a toothpaste cures Covid 19 , or you claim a movie theatre is on fire when its not , if you are in accident and give wrong info to the other party , or claim that you have an university and it is just a scam ... those are all lying to random people also called frauds .... just ask T-Rump he was convicted for the last one and had to pay 25 mil dollars back to people he lied to .

    • @spthibault
      @spthibault 4 роки тому +2

      If you know anyone who watches Fox and took the acting president and people like hannity at their "word" on this then got sick with covid 19 they could sue... arguably they should, but I'd wait until after the election personally so trump can't lament the indignity of it and use the bully pulpit to sway the judges -like Cavanaugh.
      I think they can be sued, and trump can be sued as well as any politician who spread lies about something that can literally kill.

  • @timyu1893
    @timyu1893 4 роки тому +41

    "Youre not an expert at science just cuz you look like a science experiment" LOL i feel like Seth became more creatively savage ever since he started doing these home segments. Love you Seth, keep it up!

  • @shafflo
    @shafflo 4 роки тому +4

    That was an incredibly well done segment! It was factual, incisive, and still funny, even without an audience or sound track. Well done, Mr. Meyers.

  • @janalleman6894
    @janalleman6894 4 роки тому +114

    This self proclaimed wartime president should go on trial in The Hague

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому +5

      Considering the US has been at war/involved in conflict for all but 17-20 years of its existence aren't most of the 45 president "wartime presidents"?

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 4 роки тому +4

      The SD NY will do just fine

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому

      Nick Broomhall Should it be less than 30?
      Here’s a rough list, I left out all the smaller conflicts with native Tribes and uprisings among territories and states.
      Revolutionary Wars 1775-1783
      Cherokee War 1776-1795.
      Barbary War 1801-1805.
      War of 1812 1812-15.
      Texas-Indian Wars 1820-1875.
      Seminole Wars 1818-18, 1835-1842.
      Mexican Wars 1846-48.
      Apache War 1846-1900.
      Civil War 1861-1865.
      Yaqui Wars 1896-1919.
      Border War 1910-1919.
      Banana Wars 1915-1934.
      WWI 1917-1918.
      Russian Civil War 1918-1920.
      WWII 1941-1945.
      Korean War 1950-1953.
      S.E. Asia conflicts 1955-1975.
      Lebanon 1982-1984.
      Panama 1989-90
      Gulf War 1990-91.
      Somalia 1992-95.
      Bosnia 1992-95.
      Kosovo 1998-99.
      Afghanistan 2001-......
      Iraq 2003-..........

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому

      @Nick Broomhall I'm not sure what your age has to do with a debate on how many years the US has not been in conflict since 1776

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому

      @Nick Broomhall easily done. I do that all the time when on my phone. (old man eyes)

  • @whitespacecollective95
    @whitespacecollective95 4 роки тому +291

    Literally the WORST person to be in charge during a pandemic.

    • @Plafintarr
      @Plafintarr 4 роки тому +5

      The name for that is kakistocracy (:

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 роки тому +19

      Whitespace Collective worst leader in the entire history of anything whatsoever that required being led by another human being. That includes nation states, empires, republics, Boy Scouts, PTA, softball team...anything. You name it, there has never been a person as bad as Donald trump at doing it.

    • @madaemon
      @madaemon 4 роки тому +20

      And atop the worst party. You have someone who is a pathological liar and narcissist, for whom all responses to the pandemic must be filtered through "how can I exploit it for personal gain" first, and this person is at the head of a cult of personality populated by ideologues who take Reagan's line "the worst sentence in the English language is 'I am from the government, and I'm here to help'" as holy writ. It's practically the right-wing, capitalist mirror image of Stalin and the USSR during the Holodomor.

    • @Stephaynator
      @Stephaynator 4 роки тому +14

      Literally the worst person to be in charge. Periodt.

    • @kaodiumerah2830
      @kaodiumerah2830 4 роки тому +7

      Literally!

  • @lillies2011
    @lillies2011 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is a comedic genius. Sooooo funny with no audience, no music you are the GOAT 🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 роки тому +3

    The whole 1st minute = 😂😂
    The Laverne & Shirley reference, and dancing popcorn also made me chuckle

  • @HonorKnightAdventurist
    @HonorKnightAdventurist 4 роки тому +28

    Whoever kidnapped Seth Meyers keeps moving him to a different location. We may never find him.

  • @mariamelsayed4194
    @mariamelsayed4194 4 роки тому +251

    "You aren't a science expert just because you look like a science experiment."
    😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @johnrogers9481
    @johnrogers9481 4 роки тому +2

    Excellent Seth. You hit it out of the park with this presentation.!

  • @haku5637
    @haku5637 4 роки тому +19

    Why can't everyone just wear face masks for once and try their best to stay at home? I'm living in Brisbane right now and people are getting mocked for staying precautious. I'm just happy my parents are slightly paranoid cause I know that I'm going to be safe.

    • @4eightyvolt
      @4eightyvolt 4 роки тому +1

      Lol since availability of face masks isn't an issue for you, can you send some my way? I'll pay for postage.

  • @curbmassa
    @curbmassa 4 роки тому +119

    Trump in front of the chart: Where's my Sharpie? Only I can fix this."

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 4 роки тому +4

      Trump should stick said Sharpie up his nose. It might just improve his IQ like Homer Simpson.

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 4 роки тому +38

    “We call it the flu, because it flew from Europe to here”.🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏. I’m still laughing about.

    • @mariemarie6489
      @mariemarie6489 4 роки тому +2

      Fur Ball OMG can he actually be this idiotic 😂

    • @chrismueller8861
      @chrismueller8861 4 роки тому +1

      @@mariemarie6489 and the bad thing is, his stupidity is highly contagious. Commander Bonespur and his army of republican imbeciles

  • @imreadyalready5232
    @imreadyalready5232 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for doing this. This little bit of normalcy and humour is so deeply appreciated.

  • @Ashpleeeease
    @Ashpleeeease 4 роки тому +3

    What a missed opportunity not to use the photo of Donald looking directly at the sun during the eclipse for the werewolf bit 🤦‍♀️I love you anyways Seth

  • @Jannemann09
    @Jannemann09 4 роки тому +134

    "Broccoli, only vegetable that is also a flower"
    Cauliflower: Am I a joke to you?

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 роки тому +7

      gabber_de
      Cauliflower: Only vegetable that's a flower *AND* called a flower too...
      🤣👍🏼

    • @503appie
      @503appie 4 роки тому +9

      Artichoke: Am I a joke to you?

    • @LukeVisinoni
      @LukeVisinoni 4 роки тому

      artichokes?

    • @madam_mim
      @madam_mim 4 роки тому +13

      @@503appie an artijoke
      I'll see myself out

    • @karinadefilipo8244
      @karinadefilipo8244 4 роки тому +2

      🙌

  • @vargasbasti
    @vargasbasti 4 роки тому +121

    The fact they keep changing their words, what they said and the facts reminds me of 1984 by George Orwell.

    • @angelasmith5351
      @angelasmith5351 4 роки тому +4

      Double plus good observation!

    • @Endlessvoidsutidos
      @Endlessvoidsutidos 4 роки тому +3

      they use to do it over months kind of hilarious to see that level of back peddling happing now in mere days

    • @christieannice2859
      @christieannice2859 4 роки тому +3

      Animal Farm for me✌

    • @kelkabot
      @kelkabot 4 роки тому +3

      Yes. Chilling.

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 роки тому +4

      This has long since passed 1984. The line of demarcation, imo, was the first time they told us to believe what they said over our own eyes and ears. Which was directly after the inauguration of the idiot.
      But yeah, better late than never!

  • @ivettea5368
    @ivettea5368 4 роки тому +5

    Excellent skit! Had me lol several times Thk u Seth!!! Yes he is a “professional lier & Victorian era teenage ghost! “

  • @aurimazas001
    @aurimazas001 4 роки тому +15

    I can't understand one thing - how all those people besides the Trump can stand in a press conference with such serious faces, while their leader spouting absolute nonsense. Can't someone just kick him or something?..

    • @lesliedonnaedmunds7624
      @lesliedonnaedmunds7624 4 роки тому +1

      Every time I see his face and hear the nonsense he spews from that hole in his face I throw up a little bit in my mouth, literally.

    • @khanhhoang2861
      @khanhhoang2861 4 роки тому +1

      Be sympathetic to them, they probably hear/suffer nonsense stuff every few minutes in the White House

  • @natsune09
    @natsune09 4 роки тому +51

    "Victorian era teenage ghost." That had me laughing so hard I damn near spit my drink onto the computer. It is probably the best description of him yet.

  • @TheNumerum
    @TheNumerum 4 роки тому +46

    Trump: I never said those words that came out of my mouth

  • @peterhughes2426
    @peterhughes2426 4 роки тому +27

    wonderful that you are calling out this man almost hourly now - it is a travesty watching the lies he rolls out at every press conference - lives are being lost because of them

    • @elizabethsims6353
      @elizabethsims6353 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder how many people have died that could have been saved if he had just acted on the info he received in January? Why can’t he just let DR FAUCI and the other scientists take over and give the job of czar to CUOMO? I WOULD VOTE ANY DAY FOR CUOMO.

    • @anewrnn
      @anewrnn 4 роки тому

      @@elizabethsims6353 that only shows how much of an idiot you are.

    • @nevermorefrompast-qx5wb
      @nevermorefrompast-qx5wb 4 роки тому +2

      @@anewrnn umm really? trump droped the ball but his tards refuse to see it..

    • @anewrnn
      @anewrnn 4 роки тому

      @@nevermorefrompast-qx5wb hilarious, trump dropped the ball eh? At least he didnt go on vacation like Obama wouldve

    • @Zomby_Woof
      @Zomby_Woof 4 роки тому

      @@anewrnn If he had gone on vacation from the middle of January through middle of March, what would be different?
      Of course, you don't care what he does, as long as he villifies the press, promotes racism and rejects science.
      He could shoot *everyone* on 5th Ave and that would be fine with you.
      Like Trump, you betray this country like breathing.

  • @james5208
    @james5208 4 роки тому +28

    I don't believe the "silly Trump" bit. No way in hell could he pronounce "incorrigible".

    • @robertperez357
      @robertperez357 4 роки тому

      He did not said that ,check your source

    • @Jackie371
      @Jackie371 4 роки тому +1

      @@robertperez357 Trump did mess up the word "incorrigible" in some speech.

    • @Jackie371
      @Jackie371 4 роки тому +1

      Trump did mess up the word "incorrigible" in some speech.

  • @masondissick698
    @masondissick698 4 роки тому +123

    I live for fox "news" being put next to themselves, contradicting and denying what they clearly said.

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 4 роки тому +21

      There's a growing movement to sue them for Corona virus misinformation.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 4 роки тому +1

      There’s a video out there

    • @safehouse432
      @safehouse432 4 роки тому +3

      It is really sad real fox news is actually just above right leaning and is relatively fair for their position(or atleast used to be before the recent departures of more moderate journalists), but the only programs that people talk about are Hannity, Pierro, ingraham and fox and friends all of which are either not a news show or a talk show that talks about news. So when people go "oh you get your news from a talk show when watching stuff like this" just respond"so do you" the only real difference is between Seth, daily show, etc. and Hannity, Pierro and ingraham is they use comedy while the latter uses tragedy.

    • @writewoodcreations7091
      @writewoodcreations7091 4 роки тому +5

      I live for Fox News being sued into oblivion for disseminating false information about a deadly virus that led to hundreds of thousands of deaths. They know the shitstorm that is coming and now they're trying to back peddle. Nuhuh. Horse is out of the barn.

  • @MrCenter61
    @MrCenter61 4 роки тому +21

    “You work less than CBD oil.” 🤣🤣

    • @dertbom
      @dertbom 4 роки тому

      I knew I'd find this, that's funny!

  • @jenrosecreed
    @jenrosecreed 4 роки тому

    Comparing Trump to the dancing Popcorn, Hilarious!!!:)

  • @tobiasdontmatter1868
    @tobiasdontmatter1868 4 роки тому +2

    Dude had me cryinnn with “whut isit nurd” 😂

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 4 роки тому +154

    The level of ignorance from the people supposed to be "in authority" is so breathtaking that for a moment there I thought I'd contracted Covid-19.
    They're pretty much saying, "Well, the horse is still inside the barn, so we ain't gonna close them damn doors yet. But once that there horse's already bolted, oh we gonna shut them doors and we gonna shut 'em real good!"

    • @Saiputera
      @Saiputera 4 роки тому +1

      What about Obama crimes in Benghazi and Syria in 2011?? Yet he didn't get impeched after kiling milion of people in those countries. Double standard at his finest 🤔😂😂😂

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 4 роки тому +10

      Ryan lex
      “What about Obama!!!?”
      That’s what dicks say when they can’t defend the dick in the White House.

    • @exquisiteevagrywalsky6546
      @exquisiteevagrywalsky6546 4 роки тому +7

      @@Saiputera
      Really? Are you that ignorant to use projection to someone has been investigated repeatedly? & also can NEVER BE POTUS AGAIN? if you're still supporting this MORON? Just know
      NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BLIND LOYALTY!
      Snap back into reality. Literally no one in their right mind can say he's handled this well. These are your fellow citizens dying. We were lied to so government could do insider trading before citizens found out. Cannot believe my fellow countrymen have lost their minds way they have..

    • @scottjo63
      @scottjo63 4 роки тому +2

      Nothing on that Doctor Desai who was on Fox news who, well this twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1245544247786377216?s=19

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому +8

      @@Saiputera Thats hilarious. You're using an 18 month investigation that yielded no convictions as a counterpoint?
      Poor little Trumpian snowflake.

  • @TheWildmanden
    @TheWildmanden 4 роки тому +356

    "What would have happened if we did nothing". Trump is literally bragging about being better than nothing...

  • @FlyHy89
    @FlyHy89 4 роки тому

    That Jeffery Dahmer joke was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @claudiarijker9422
    @claudiarijker9422 4 роки тому +2

    I think Trump watched your show. His whole task force conference today 13/04/2020 was dedicated to gaslight every single point you brought up!

  • @henrytuttle
    @henrytuttle 4 роки тому +220

    I long ago lost the ability to hate Donald more than I do. He maxed out the meter. But everyday, my disdain and HATRED for his supporters grows. It's getting close to max as well.

    • @Jbrooke96
      @Jbrooke96 4 роки тому +17

      Henry Tuttle THIS COMMENT!!! This comment right here is what I’ve been feeling, but couldn’t put into words! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @marcoschaub8978
      @marcoschaub8978 4 роки тому +16

      In a way, you can't blame Trump for being himself. You should blame the people who voted him into office. Heck, it may very well be possible that he ran on a dare, or because there were only reruns on TV.

    • @PANCHOVILLAMATO
      @PANCHOVILLAMATO 4 роки тому +17

      And as if you needed more reasons to resent the President & his followers: Today it was announced that Dr Fauci has a security detail protecting his every move. Evidently, the good doctor makes Trump look and sound really stupid, and Trumpers can't have that. WTF is wrong with those people... Dr Fauci has been receiving death threats !!

    • @everwhat013
      @everwhat013 4 роки тому +14

      @James Tengten i hate plenty of people that i have no desire to kill. that was quite a stretch, wasn't it?

    • @PG-wz7by
      @PG-wz7by 4 роки тому +2

      @@PANCHOVILLAMATO oh ffs, people are insane. I don't get it. Fauci is trying to keep them alive.

  • @paulcadogan7033
    @paulcadogan7033 4 роки тому +184

    'A lot of people', 'someone' etc. is a good way to begin a lie.

    • @speakertoanimals
      @speakertoanimals 4 роки тому +7

      the only greater "tell" is when the "someone" addresses him as "Sir..."

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 роки тому +2

      It's usually just him, like the "ride it out"... That was his, thought 🤣

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 4 роки тому +2

      Manu people these days use "my mother said it", because they saw a video on UA-cam on how to convince someone 😑

    • @jonnda
      @jonnda 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t agree with you. They are telling me that the OP is wrong. They’ve never seen someone more wrong than Paul. Believe me.

    • @johngimbel2492
      @johngimbel2492 4 роки тому

      Like shovel ready jobs?

  • @alexdelaluna519
    @alexdelaluna519 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for being the always adorable and honest you, Seth. Your sweetness is very much needed in the time of crisis. Stay safe and carry on. We love you too.

  • @thommccaughey2413
    @thommccaughey2413 4 роки тому +6

    I dont just tune in for the scientists. I'm Canadian so it's easier for me to be entertained by the dancing clown.

  • @mariuskc7037
    @mariuskc7037 4 роки тому +88

    It’s 5:34 am here in Denmark and I’m still up watching this. Hope everyone is okay❤️

  • @xSUBIACOx
    @xSUBIACOx 4 роки тому +19

    "A world renowned idiot." ~ PERFECT.

  • @sanchezlatchman906
    @sanchezlatchman906 4 роки тому +1

    I know you cant hear me so I thought you would like to know I was laughing 😂.... You know, when you said the funny stuff 👍😁

  • @shawna2529
    @shawna2529 4 роки тому +13

    This sums up Trump PERFECTLY!!!

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 4 роки тому +3

      Yes,
      Though incorrigible was a word outside of Trump's vocabulary

  • @cinjohnclaassen1740
    @cinjohnclaassen1740 4 роки тому +179

    "World Renowned Idiot"....from South Africa can confirm an overwhelming majority of us think this...

    • @JohanDanielAlvarezSanchez
      @JohanDanielAlvarezSanchez 4 роки тому +17

      Can confirm from South America

    • @kenchristie9214
      @kenchristie9214 4 роки тому +29

      you know things are bad for Trump when even Boris Johnson laughs at him.

    • @sueshiny
      @sueshiny 4 роки тому +14

      Cinjohn Claassen can confirm from US

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 роки тому +16

      At least you aren't his global neighbour with him being your biggest trading partner. Good health to all from Canada.

    • @anitapownall9556
      @anitapownall9556 4 роки тому +8

      Many Americans think it too! Let's hope there are enough to vote him out next time.

  • @amyking4931
    @amyking4931 4 роки тому +48

    Any time you hear the cameras clicking like crazy, you know he’s saying something stupid. 😅

  • @highstyle1439
    @highstyle1439 4 роки тому +5

    PLEASE READ: Seth , The silence after you say something funny , is really funny.

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think Seth follows the comments section on UA-cam.

  • @endorphinzz
    @endorphinzz 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Seth, for continuing to do these videos...they're keeping me sane lol.

  • @xero110
    @xero110 4 роки тому +24

    "You work less than CBD oil" 😁 Give that joke writer a raise. You know who you are. Tell them I said, you deserve a raise.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 4 роки тому +146

    “Victorian era teenage ghost.” Oh my God, YES. Jared Kushner looks like he belongs in the Winchester Mystery House.

    • @prickyX
      @prickyX 4 роки тому +2

      Looks like Heathcliff has been out on the moors too long...

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 4 роки тому +6

      He always looked like a ghoul to me.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 роки тому +4

      What-If Machine
      He does! I always thought he must be half alien with that head. 👽

    • @rogerhwerner6997
      @rogerhwerner6997 4 роки тому +3

      Kushner lacks class for the Winchester Mystery House. Trump belongs in a Disney-like haunter house.

    • @lokismischief2512
      @lokismischief2512 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed so loud when i heard that comparison.

  • @naneneunmalklug4032
    @naneneunmalklug4032 4 роки тому +1

    I was looking for news outside of europe, was appalled by FOX and MCNBC (or similar to that) and I ended here. I actually enjoyed this! It is so weird when comedians provide the most clear information.
    Also, I really enjoyed your puns. Couldn't name my favourite part of this. It was a weird kind of laughter... never wanted to laugh and vomit at the same time

  • @annisaandriana6309
    @annisaandriana6309 4 роки тому +1

    Still laugh, still get your humor and information you presented. Good job!

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 4 роки тому +18

    I’m loving this one today!!...”BK wrapper stuck to his face..” that was a good one! 😆😂🤣

  • @jamescassidy3995
    @jamescassidy3995 4 роки тому +221

    “Asleep with a Burger King wrapper stuck to his face!” - this is EXACTLY how I picture him when he’s not golfing, grabbing, grifting, carney huckstering & doing all his cartoon Batman villain stuff. 😷🇺🇸 🍔

    • @faerefolke
      @faerefolke 4 роки тому +6

      More like a Captain Planet villain.

    • @Rockovissi
      @Rockovissi 4 роки тому +8

      I can’t picture anything else. They guy is a complete moron.

    • @JahRandom
      @JahRandom 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao @ "Carney huckstering" and " cartoon Batman villain stuff". Why is it that the funniest things are always the thing that are most true at the same time? God..So funny and sadly, so true.

    • @hatorihanso1238
      @hatorihanso1238 4 роки тому +4

      James Cassidy 😂😂👍🤪

    • @jonrmang
      @jonrmang 4 роки тому +5

      James Cassidy; perfectly put!

  • @mehdibravo7521
    @mehdibravo7521 4 роки тому

    The only reason I tune in into the briefings is to watch the fights Trump has with journalists...pure comedy 🤣

  • @sattvicradio1389
    @sattvicradio1389 4 роки тому +2

    Love you, Seth! Keep it up and stay safe and healthy.

  • @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker
    @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker 4 роки тому +69

    He can lie all he want, the people who've lost family because of his lies will not forget.
    Disregarding warnings from intelligence agencies cannot be tolerated !

    • @cooper5481
      @cooper5481 4 роки тому +5

      I believe you meant tolerided.

  • @blabbyblah1
    @blabbyblah1 4 роки тому +36

    Of all the late night hosts filming from home I really think Seth is producing the best content.

  • @michaelweekes1984
    @michaelweekes1984 4 роки тому +2

    Seth
    this is a sort of perfect cumulative piece, the crescendo! bravo.

  • @monicabryan4775
    @monicabryan4775 4 роки тому

    You are freaking hilarious!!! And cute... Very cute lol but your Trump impressions are great!

  • @cjenners42
    @cjenners42 4 роки тому +57

    "Someone should have run a simulation for what happens when an ego maniac fires every staff member who ever disagrees with him. After three years, the simulation does show it will be down to you, a professional liar, and a Victorian Era teenage ghost!" Love Seth's dark and truthful humor.

  • @muadhib001
    @muadhib001 4 роки тому +161

    Facts like when he puts himself in front of the graphs is just a proof that the hamster is in head has committed suicide somewhere around 1980

    • @AT-zr9tv
      @AT-zr9tv 4 роки тому +2

      Good one

    • @bluedog7059
      @bluedog7059 4 роки тому +3

      muadhib001 nice that one put a smile on my face ✌️

    • @Barzins1
      @Barzins1 4 роки тому +5

      I read this at 6 am and laughed so hard I woke up my kids. Thanks for that. I needed it. 😂👏👏👏🙏

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 4 роки тому +9

      It's still alive but it has bone spurs in all 4 feet.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +2

      FACTS 😂😂

  • @dehermannen2419
    @dehermannen2419 4 роки тому

    That attic door is very nicely done. Fine craftmanship.

  • @mm.f262
    @mm.f262 4 роки тому +1

    "You work less than cbd oil"..😂😂😂

  • @CT-vm4gf
    @CT-vm4gf 4 роки тому +136

    1918: we will learn from this pandemic
    2020: Nope

    • @kevinsquires3590
      @kevinsquires3590 4 роки тому +5

      Seems like we lost the ability to learn quite a while ago. Otherwise this idiot and his GOP cronies wouldn't be in power. HRC had flaws, to be sure, but come on! Even despite the Russian influence this shouldn't have been even close. Maybe strawberry ice cream isn't your favorite, but it sure beats a spoonful of lava.

    • @gregordiesel
      @gregordiesel 4 роки тому +1

      2009: We'll learn from that financial crisis!
      2020: Lol jk

    • @Milubee
      @Milubee 4 роки тому +3

      @@gregordiesel those have nothing in common bruh

    • @gregordiesel
      @gregordiesel 4 роки тому

      @@themetalsail1097 Death to the humans!

    • @gregordiesel
      @gregordiesel 4 роки тому +1

      @@Milubee Really? It's not that it's the same again and again? The next crash is foreseeable and the current situation may be a catalyst.

  • @RobertABradley
    @RobertABradley 4 роки тому +26

    Thank You, Thank You! Your “regular” Closer Looks are brilliant and wonderful, but for these at-Home, troubled times episodes, you and your writers and producers have sharpened your pencils and your wits and are really hitting it out of the park, Tonite, for example, I yelled at the TV when someone FINALLY (OK, only 2 days) called out your news colleagues for fawning over the new, temporary, “somber Trump”. Thanx Again!

  • @skandix
    @skandix 4 роки тому

    You simply nailed it AND MADE IT FUNNY!

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 2 роки тому

    “Victorian era teenage ghost”. Think that’s my favorite description of “The Kush”.

  • @d.v.crystal5589
    @d.v.crystal5589 4 роки тому +221

    I really didn’t see a more somber tone. He sounded like he always does. Like a fifth grader reading a book report that he bullied some kid into writing for him about a book he never read.

    • @sadia2395
      @sadia2395 4 роки тому +3

      😆😆😅

    • @debwehr5266
      @debwehr5266 4 роки тому +6

      Spot on!😂

    • @mcdainty4202
      @mcdainty4202 4 роки тому +6

      As a former 5th grade teacher, I totally agree!

    • @custodiandigital1126
      @custodiandigital1126 4 роки тому

      i think that's every book ever written

    • @jamiemcintosh3030
      @jamiemcintosh3030 4 роки тому +5

      "McFly! McFly! Where's my book report, McFly? You said you'll have it ready by yesterday!" "Well, Don, as the book report is due in for to-morrow, I thought...,". "What, McFly, what? Hello, McFly! Hello, McFly!"

  • @gabrielaorellana2734
    @gabrielaorellana2734 4 роки тому +35

    Omg when this fool stood in front of the data 🤦🏽‍♀️ lmao I can’t with him. Love you Seth you’re doing amazing stay safe!

    • @larazanz
      @larazanz 4 роки тому +1

      Gabriela Orellana well... he can’t have the attention focused on the data and the data alone. What would happen to his paper thin ego in such a case?

  • @danmagoo
    @danmagoo 4 роки тому +9

    The "Andy Capp" reference seems hardly more obscure than "Lenny and Squiggy," or the "Let's go out to the lobby" cartoon. Why so apologetic?

    • @geoffparkes
      @geoffparkes 4 роки тому

      Dan Magoo
      Andy Capp: British strip cartoon serialised in The Daily Mirror (UK) for decades.

    • @danmagoo
      @danmagoo 4 роки тому +2

      :@@geoffparkes Yes Geoff, I still have about a dozen "Andy Capp" paperback books that I collected when I was a kid -- that wasn't my point. I just meant, the monologue was full of boomer and even pre-boomer references, so why did he even single that one out for self-comment. But, thanks.

  • @Crabtree1844
    @Crabtree1844 4 роки тому

    Mr. Cobert, the Hannity side by side part is epic. You're a riot!