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  • Опубліковано 17 бер 2020
  • We're all in this together. No red states or blue states. Just 50 anxious, pale states. This is a crisis that we have to face together... By staying as far apart as possible. #Colbert #Quarantine #Monologue
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  • @adelebrown4526
    @adelebrown4526 4 роки тому +534

    This whole situation is proof that Stephen Colbert & John Batiste are the absolute best combination in late night. I could watch Stephen talking on his porch and John playing piano in his house for hours and hours. They are both that good. The writers are that good too.

    • @devinreed5725
      @devinreed5725 4 роки тому +1

      Except they eat babies so. Yea real great people.

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 4 роки тому +12

      @@devinreed5725 Seems you were high when you wrote that, huh?

    • @devinreed5725
      @devinreed5725 4 роки тому

      @@alexisrivera200xable just wait. This guy gets high on adrenochrome. These monsters are getting what's coming to em.

    • @breadmoneyarchival
      @breadmoneyarchival 4 роки тому +8

      The writers are phenomenal, and Stephen Colbert is genuinely such a great human being.

    • @josephneider7332
      @josephneider7332 4 роки тому +4

      They have all the time in the world and let jon play 10 notes at the end.

  • @LeggoMyEigo
    @LeggoMyEigo 4 роки тому +649

    The world needs more Jon Batiste jamming at home on his piano. Seriously, I could listen all day to that.

    • @dyan785
      @dyan785 4 роки тому +13

      that was a fun song as an outro

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 4 роки тому +2

      I had the same thought!

    • @Jace888
      @Jace888 4 роки тому +13

      Something tells me John Baptiste may create UA-cam channel from this outbreak.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 4 роки тому +2

      He is so great 💜💜💜

    • @raymondocdol8626
      @raymondocdol8626 4 роки тому +3

      Check him out on Spotify or other streaming services he has released a ton of stuff including a very nice cover of Green Hill Zone from Sonic

  • @markporter9738
    @markporter9738 4 роки тому +217

    Stephen should interview his guests from his balcony while they are standing in the street.

    • @drgaidhane
      @drgaidhane 4 роки тому +9

      That would be the Desperate Housewives edition of the Romeo & Juliet play

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 4 роки тому

      Look at how posh his house is, and look at how he has expensive airpods, this is all money that he could have given to the *BLACK MAN.*

    • @FireheadLazzo
      @FireheadLazzo 4 роки тому +1

      @@randomfullywonderful Jesus, Randomly. His name is Jon.

  • @IllyriaIllyar
    @IllyriaIllyar 4 роки тому +16

    Every day, I thank God for Stephen Colbert, his broadcasts make getting through these terrible days bearable, come back quickly from your week off Stephen - we need you to help us keep our spirits up during this trying times. God Bless you for being there for us.

  • @kevinvanhove5834
    @kevinvanhove5834 4 роки тому +838

    Are you kidding me??? That Jon Baptise clip of him playing Pure Imagination was way too short, we need a full version!!!

    • @carolfisher5178
      @carolfisher5178 4 роки тому +16

      Yes!

    • @maurakgb
      @maurakgb 4 роки тому +20

      Yes.. also John B. Has been playing Scrabble. 😁

    • @ryancarter9270
      @ryancarter9270 4 роки тому +55

      Release the Pure Imagination Butthole Cut

    • @Soggy-In-Seattle
      @Soggy-In-Seattle 4 роки тому +18

      I want the full version of Pure Imagination!!!!!!

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 4 роки тому +21

      There's always too little Jon 💔

  • @hmaj
    @hmaj 4 роки тому +204

    I absolutely love the quiet pauses where the laughs are supposed to be.

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 4 роки тому +3

      IKR😃😁💙🇺🇸

    • @pamelaroyce5285
      @pamelaroyce5285 4 роки тому +5

      That’s where the laughs are still happening. I’m laughing!

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 4 роки тому +4

      Not quiet at my house...laughed so hard I'm coughing...kind of a dry cough with a tiny bit of congestion at the end. Does that mean anything? I'm not really being satirical here.

    • @debim8686
      @debim8686 4 роки тому +2

      Wasn't quiet here during laugh pauses - he is so smart and so funny I can't help but laugh out loud! 😂😂👏👏👏

    • @MrAnon4700
      @MrAnon4700 4 роки тому +1

      @@dtschuor459 I laughed. coughed, and hacked through the entire show -- twice. Then forwarded to my parents and other relatives. hahahahahaha

  • @angelat2587
    @angelat2587 4 роки тому +140

    This was golden. You sir, are a treasure. My ribs were hurting from laughing. And then you got me a bit misty eyed with your closing message. Thank you, Mr. Colbert

    • @BALLSLAPNIFICENT_
      @BALLSLAPNIFICENT_ 4 роки тому

      Did you. Did you really though.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 4 роки тому +2

      Angela - "Ditto" - sometimes it just takes a few of encouragement. Regards from New Zealand

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj 4 роки тому

      then i guess you will die from watching trevor noah

    • @ronbrown8611
      @ronbrown8611 4 роки тому

      Smokin hot

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 4 роки тому +31

    The fact that the biggest proponent for compassion and medicare for all can be so soundly defeated IN THE MIDDLE OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC is one of the most depressing things ever.

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 4 роки тому +1

      pretty sure the reason it's depressing isn't because of bernie's alleged ego... pretty sure, it's the fact that you have to honor the wrong side of a democracy with the due dignity they refuse

    • @aswaney7449
      @aswaney7449 4 роки тому +1

      @wattlesong you sound like a partisan hack. I bet you criticize a Republican or Independent for any corrupt thing they do, but then turn around and defend the same corruption done by a Democrat.

  • @bboop25
    @bboop25 4 роки тому +379

    Stephen, Stephen’s team: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SO MUCH for keeping us smiling... don’t know how I’ll make it until you guys come back on “air” but will have to find a way! Namaste

  • @garden_geek
    @garden_geek 4 роки тому +203

    Stephen, you feel like family sometimes. You’re a good man and we’re all lucky to have you. Good luck to you, your staff, and your loved ones. Good luck to everyone on our planet. We’ll get through this.

    • @TabithaDial
      @TabithaDial 4 роки тому +1

      Beautifully stated. Yes.

    • @fabiantalamantes1985
      @fabiantalamantes1985 4 роки тому

      Well said.
      Thank you

    • @luminositymusicbrianpricka6357
      @luminositymusicbrianpricka6357 4 роки тому

      J E I think this could be our Hoax

    • @mrdark7362
      @mrdark7362 4 роки тому

      lovebabygirl.link/WHdt2o2KhM8a

    • @miriambucholtz9315
      @miriambucholtz9315 4 роки тому

      People are helping each other and displaying compassion in ways that were all but unknown not too long ago. It's a shame that it takes a pandemic to make such a thing happen, but yes, we will get through this.

  • @jackpeteson799
    @jackpeteson799 4 роки тому +35

    Wow, I loved the ending. A very raw emotion towards end. This is why I love Colbert such an amazing guy.

    • @peterg5383
      @peterg5383 4 роки тому

      sincerity. once you can fake that, you've got it made.

  • @moose6667
    @moose6667 4 роки тому +12

    RIP to the thousands who have lost their lives, and all of their families. And RIP to the thousands who will sadly still succumb to this disease. Thank you, to all of the actual heroes who serve on the front lines, battling this disease. Doctors, nurses, EMS, and any other medical professionals. My parents are immunocompromised, and we live in California. I’m sure plenty of people are happy to flame me for living where I was born, but in any case, I wish everyone well. This will be difficult, to put it in the lightest possible terms. I humbly ask all of the new parents out there, to stay safe, and eventually, to share this story, so that future generations might learn from what we’re going through today.

  • @BellaWorldAni
    @BellaWorldAni 4 роки тому +247

    I hope everyone at the Late Show realizes how much of a difference they're making by broadcasting Stephen from home. We need this. Thank you! Love to the whole wide world! May everyone stay safe & well & get any/all help when they need it. Washington State, USA

    • @davidcharlesiannotti3800
      @davidcharlesiannotti3800 4 роки тому +4

      Ani Bell. Well said.

    • @trixiewheeler3483
      @trixiewheeler3483 4 роки тому +3

      Ani Bell Amen, Ani Bell; well said. Take good care.🙂💗Btw, I live in Wa. too.

    • @annarehbinder7540
      @annarehbinder7540 4 роки тому +3

      All the best to you and your loved ones, all things good people!

    • @jftt42
      @jftt42 4 роки тому +3

      Not buying it. America doesn't love the world, they spend billions every year bombing it, and they keep electing corporate-controlled politicians who'll watch the world burn down as long as their donors make buck off of it. I'm sick of all the fake compassion coming from people on TV who didn't seem to care when tens of thousands die every year because they can't afford healthcare

    • @smartaleci
      @smartaleci 4 роки тому +2

      Yes! He always makes me feel better. So glad they’ve adapted. I can still hear the imaginary audience laughs in my head. Big ones and small ones! My actual laughs are still the same. 😉

  • @loorthedarkelf8353
    @loorthedarkelf8353 4 роки тому +274

    Jon Baptiste has the smile of an angel and seeing it lifts my heart. Great way to end the segment.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 4 роки тому +21

      It was, but we should have had a lot more!

    • @durden441
      @durden441 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah I could watch just a three hour cut of him freestyling on his piano

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 4 роки тому +13

      I want as many minutes of John playing his healing balm as they gave us seconds. We all need to feel love for each other, and music is the language of love.

    • @ScarsUnseen24
      @ScarsUnseen24 4 роки тому +9

      yessss more John

    • @laras678
      @laras678 4 роки тому +8

      durden441 Yes! I knew he was talented, but on his own with just his piano yesterday, it was obvious just how crazy talented he is!

  • @Justanotherconsumer
    @Justanotherconsumer 4 роки тому +69

    @12:45 - the correct answer to “do you have a horse menu” is “nay.”

    • @elliotharvie8657
      @elliotharvie8657 4 роки тому +2

      We are but men.... rock! AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.
      - Tenacious D, Tribute.

  • @adamandersen6068
    @adamandersen6068 4 роки тому +57

    “The monologue that is my monologue” still firing on all cylinders, team. Thank you

  • @fanofjets
    @fanofjets 4 роки тому +142

    Funny and positive, without being in denial. Stephen may be thanking his audience, but here his audience surely must be thanking him.

  • @stephanies3246
    @stephanies3246 4 роки тому +615

    He still pauses for the audience’s laughter.
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes. 🙂

  • @dspondike
    @dspondike 4 роки тому +37

    We are all in this together, but only half of us are taking it seriously.

  • @ZenGeekDad
    @ZenGeekDad 4 роки тому +13

    14:15 - "Now you may not know this, but I rely on you so much" ... no, I realized that massively from watching the last-minute no-audience show of the prior Thursday. And more-so with the bath-tub Monday show, and somewhat the Tue fireside show. You DO take the audience energy in, and give it back. So, your soldiering on without that has struck me as heroic, ... more-so given how awkward and difficult it seemed for you, in some ways. But each day, you got your bearing more: Mon to Tue, and then Tue to this sublimely excellent show. It makes me very grateful, ... and sad to see you take hiatus, though surely you and your team deserve it. THANK-YOU for giving this your all, as you so clearly do, every time!

  • @SuperLisa
    @SuperLisa 4 роки тому +612

    I love everything about these social distancing videos. The fact that Stephen abandoned his shaving routine, the awkward silences to allow the non-existent audience to laugh, the fact that he's still in a suit today, but most of all that they are made at all. Thank you for keeping us entertained during all of this, Stephen, John and everyone else working on these!! xox

    • @zane9964
      @zane9964 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @SmartWentCrazy
      @SmartWentCrazy 4 роки тому

      You forgot Conan

    • @gemmaz1207
      @gemmaz1207 4 роки тому +1

      want to say the same thing. Not being used to the silence instead of laughter, but very grateful to see Stephen's still making these videos to keep people entertained

    • @Momogamer9
      @Momogamer9 4 роки тому +1

      They have to , I mean they have to make money LOL, doubt its solely made for keeping you entertained in quarantine

    • @hazelmccloy1136
      @hazelmccloy1136 4 роки тому

      @@Momogamer9 why are you here commenting?

  • @karennnyyy
    @karennnyyy 4 роки тому +205

    I need more of Jon smiling into the camera as he plays the piano. It calms the soul.

    • @angelaraber
      @angelaraber 4 роки тому +10

      I could have used a few more minutes of that... ❤️❤️❤️

    • @racso1223
      @racso1223 4 роки тому +6

      @@angelaraber I could have too...It's incredible how much I enjoy Jon Batiste.

    • @red1one
      @red1one 4 роки тому +5

      The man brings in the cool air of an afternoon rainshower in New Orleans! More would be great!

    • @mrdark7362
      @mrdark7362 4 роки тому +1

      lovebabygirl.link/rcW6lASzQHca

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 4 роки тому +2

      dude if there was like a 30 minute video of that i could fall asleep to it so easy

  • @RayMcNamaraMusic
    @RayMcNamaraMusic 4 роки тому +33

    Wish they hadn't cut from John playing Pure Imagination. Would have gladly listened tonight.

  • @lindabees8359
    @lindabees8359 4 роки тому +37

    Wow. Is there any doubt in anyone's mind -whatsoever - as to who is truly the leader of our Nation?

    • @annedwyer797
      @annedwyer797 4 роки тому +8

      None whatsoever! Remember the 2010 "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" with Jon Stewart and Colbert? Those two guys are the cultural geniuses of our time.

    • @MrLoobu
      @MrLoobu 4 роки тому +2

      Fear and greed.

  • @emswim73
    @emswim73 4 роки тому +202

    As a healthcare professional who goes to work everyday in a hospital.........Uploads like this are a breath of fresh air & a welcome break from it all.......so THANK YOU!!!

    • @bb_arcadia5752
      @bb_arcadia5752 4 роки тому +13

      Thank you for what you do god bless!

    • @vickymadison4478
      @vickymadison4478 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you for putting others' lives first. Thank you for waking up every morning believing in humanity and humor. People like you keep us going. Thank you.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 4 роки тому +1

      @Pitbull Romans 5:8 hahahahaha
      Where did the virus come from, space gremlins?

    • @thegreatest1176
      @thegreatest1176 4 роки тому +4

      thank you and god bless

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 4 роки тому +2

      Amen! It's my go to before every 12hr shift... RN for 15 years, I'm getting too old for this LOL but seriously I am grateful for all healthcare professionals!!!

  • @susan9590
    @susan9590 4 роки тому +224

    You made me cry. We are in lockdown in Italy, and I won't kid you it's scary. But I just wanted to thank you, John and your entire crew for not making us feel so isolated. The need laugh is more important now than ever. Stay safe!

    • @Kev621
      @Kev621 4 роки тому +11

      Amazing how we're all in this together, but yet alone... I truly hope everything works out for you and your loved ones...as well as everyone else in the world. Take care Susan, and being scared is just a part of being human. Feel free to reach out through this comment section if you need to chat.

    • @junglecat_rant
      @junglecat_rant 4 роки тому +7

      ❤️🇭🇺 Stay strong

    • @thekatephillips
      @thekatephillips 4 роки тому +9

      Susan Love from the US! I am praying for (and crying for) Italy every day. Stay strong!

    • @CoachKathleena
      @CoachKathleena 4 роки тому +3

      Susan sending you lots of love!

    • @zeldafreak1975
      @zeldafreak1975 4 роки тому +3

      I think his name is Steven. Or am I misconstruing your meaning?

  • @dezignmachine
    @dezignmachine 4 роки тому +1

    THANK YOU for putting this show together on UA-cam.. with everything going on, you guys could easily send everyone involved home.. it is much appreciated that you do this. We need you right now!!! :) much 💖 from Texas.

    • @dezignmachine
      @dezignmachine 4 роки тому

      well, i mean.. yea, they're mostly home.. LOL.. but putting their energy into the show.. thanks!!!

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 4 роки тому +2

    Honestly, you guys rock. Thank you @LSSC 🙏

  • @roseschoen3679
    @roseschoen3679 4 роки тому +147

    Seeing John at the piano makes the general hellscape of self quarantine much better.

    • @MichaelShuler
      @MichaelShuler 4 роки тому +2

      Spotting the Scrabble game behind him made me smile, too. A little glimpse into how Jon and Suleika are spending their time.

    • @FriendlyRambler
      @FriendlyRambler 4 роки тому +3

      Jon's happy smile and great piano playing always make me feel better!

    • @christinechin1909
      @christinechin1909 4 роки тому +2

      Rose Schoen - 👍 It is also quite fun to go around liking inspiring comments like yours!

    • @roseschoen3679
      @roseschoen3679 4 роки тому +2

      We love positive community support ❤❤❤

  • @mikeuptonphoto
    @mikeuptonphoto 4 роки тому +144

    I'd love to see John start doing a daily livestream of just him playing piano and chilling out. Think we need some calming piano music during this thing.

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 4 роки тому +4

      I wholeheartedly endorse this message

    • @rebeccashuford348
      @rebeccashuford348 4 роки тому +4

      yeah, disappointed they didn't give us the whole piece he was playing.

    • @silmarian
      @silmarian 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I was sad we didn't get to hear more of him.

    • @burbanpoison2494
      @burbanpoison2494 4 роки тому

      You know, lots of people play piano, and not all of them are on TV every night. Just a thought.

    • @thegardeningwriterTT
      @thegardeningwriterTT 4 роки тому +3

      Max Johnson Your point being? We want to see and hear Jon. We know all our options. It’s not one OR the other. *facepalm*

  • @vertexgaming1886
    @vertexgaming1886 4 роки тому +1

    I know this is going to get buried but Stephen, please don't stop doing these, this is one of the few sources of joy in my life right now and its helping me get though this quarantine. Also as I typed this just as Stephen said he was going on a break :(

  • @EstusFlasked
    @EstusFlasked 4 роки тому +1

    My job is closing indefinitely, but I’m thankful to be getting 2 week pay...I pray for all others that aren’t as fortunate and hope we can all get through this together!

  • @soulwarrior
    @soulwarrior 4 роки тому +732

    At some point during Quarantinewhile, when Stephen kinda broke himself, he broke me too. I couldn't help but laugh about the absurdity of it all. You guys are making the most out of a terrible situation, so kudos to you!

    • @GalGreen
      @GalGreen 4 роки тому +7

      11:58

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 4 роки тому +3

      @@GalGreen See, they broke me when they got to buttholes...though I thought the Kentucky Derby contestant, "Does this cough mean anything" has become my new reality.

    • @rosemarieholt2261
      @rosemarieholt2261 4 роки тому +1

      soulwarrior i ALOLd even sooner - he’s getting better at this

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder 4 роки тому +114

    For a week I've been saying "If I was Colbert or any other late night host, I'd consider making short monologues to be almost civic duty"....then I'd think "yeah that's easy to say when you don't have to actually do it..." The point here being, I'm so impressed and thankful for this. Merci Colbert

  • @ccosta55
    @ccosta55 4 роки тому +7

    I have not laughed so hard for a very long time. Your “Meanwhile” section was so good for me at this time. Thank you, Mr. Colb-air.

  • @willhicks6864
    @willhicks6864 4 роки тому +4

    Stephen from the bottom of my heart thank you. I’ve never been more grateful for the joy and beauty you bring into the world. You give me hope of a future after this mess. Thank you

  • @josephtuccillo6438
    @josephtuccillo6438 4 роки тому +86

    Stephen, you have no idea how much it means to us that you are doing this. We need to laugh and appreciate you doing this. Thank you!

    • @JP-lu9ed
      @JP-lu9ed 4 роки тому

      Joseph Tuccillo
      Amen to that! Stephen is a treasure and much thanks to all the crew behind the scenes.

  • @loganzmusic
    @loganzmusic 4 роки тому +551

    I did not expect to hear the word “butthole” that many times.

    • @Ulrich.Bierwisch
      @Ulrich.Bierwisch 4 роки тому +17

      I did not expect to hear the word "Trump" that few times. This must be somehow connected. Some kind of secret exchange, a placeholder? Let's get philosophic about this!

    • @krisfrederick5001
      @krisfrederick5001 4 роки тому +18

      @@Ulrich.Bierwisch They're interchangeable.

    • @sleeplessinseattle5160
      @sleeplessinseattle5160 4 роки тому +5

      @@krisfrederick5001 👏👏👏👏

    • @TheGossipGays
      @TheGossipGays 4 роки тому +10

      Hey Logan Miller so hard to add a comment. Late show you did a great job today. And I loved the butthole theme. Lol

    • @richardmcdonald7565
      @richardmcdonald7565 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ulrich.Bierwisch well, I am sure the correlation is because Trump IS a living butthole.

  • @mimim7026
    @mimim7026 4 роки тому +10

    When he said "the Before Times," I felt sick to my stomach.

  • @keepup8868
    @keepup8868 4 роки тому +2

    I didn’t think it was possible to love and appreciate the people who make this show happen any more than I already did. Instead of leaving us all to our own morbid thoughts and dubious devices, you have taken your lemons and served us a refreshing pitcher of lemonade. God bless and keep you all! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @serendipityshopnyc
    @serendipityshopnyc 4 роки тому +44

    I have never admired Stephen Colbert's comic timing more than when he has to do it without an audience. He still cracks me up regularly. An exceptional talent. Bravo!!!

  • @fiddleybo5227
    @fiddleybo5227 4 роки тому +70

    If you could hear the collective laughter, Stephen, you'd know, how much we are glad you are with us.

  • @RyonDK
    @RyonDK 4 роки тому +9

    "I have some terrible news for my iPad" xD

  • @allenraysmith7889
    @allenraysmith7889 4 роки тому +1

    We're all in this together!

  • @cloerockham8812
    @cloerockham8812 4 роки тому +669

    Stephen: it’s a pandemic, there probably isn’t anyone around to stop me from saying butthole as many times as possible in one episode.

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 4 роки тому +3

      yeah I couldn't stop giggling like a high schooler . I wondered if I have a sick sense of humor , well it helps to know i'm not alone .

    • @PanickedTato
      @PanickedTato 4 роки тому +15

      "Just have the editors of cats digitally remove your butthole," in response to the toilet paper shortage, was quite honestly the best use of the word in my opinion.

    • @judylimson2680
      @judylimson2680 4 роки тому +2

      Mlm mop

    • @donnydrumpf457
      @donnydrumpf457 4 роки тому +4

      Thrasymachus Monk the economy is in another “TRUMP SLUMP” during the TRUMP VIRUS PANDEMIC!!

    • @Alfareon
      @Alfareon 4 роки тому

      EAT IT

  • @solprab
    @solprab 4 роки тому +85

    The last few seconds of Colbert's talk was very emotional. He looked genuinely emotional. It would be good if the politicians should talk on air about people's need to feel united and stop silly fighting even if they are socially distant front each other.

  • @toodlesoops7761
    @toodlesoops7761 4 роки тому +1

    You're the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Stephen! - you are more important to us than you can imagine -

  • @rosemonarch4749
    @rosemonarch4749 4 роки тому +9

    I’m in the UK, 3am, can’t sleep for worrying, this made me feel so much better. Thank you Stephen and anybody else who helped with this. Best wishes to you and yours. x

    • @annedwyer797
      @annedwyer797 4 роки тому +3

      Colbert has literally kept me from complete despair during the last 3 yrs. I think he provides a great public service.

    • @Clarke3367
      @Clarke3367 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve just found him. Someone who speaks the truth

    • @hazelmccloy1136
      @hazelmccloy1136 4 роки тому

      Try watching Randy Rainbow Videos too - kept me going when I had the flu over Christmas.

  • @David-dz1cb
    @David-dz1cb 4 роки тому +332

    "Colbaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr..."
    Can we meet the announcer lady please? Interview her? She does a lovely job and is so pleasant even in these scary times. She deserves a raise for making me laugh with just a few words changed.
    And I'd love to see Colbert interview Cooper.

    • @phaelox
      @phaelox 4 роки тому +40

      You've probably already seen her. She plays Jill Newslady in the fake news segments.

    • @jlwilder8436
      @jlwilder8436 4 роки тому +17

      Seriously, of course it's Jill Newslady.
      It's such a recognizable voice, and she is quite funny/lovely in all her Real News tonight segments.

    • @faithdelapaz529
      @faithdelapaz529 4 роки тому +15

      As soon as I heard that my day was already made. I was dying over how she's still going on when Stephen was already talking 😂

    • @manuel0578
      @manuel0578 4 роки тому

      I don’t like her coice

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 4 роки тому +1

      @@manuel0578 Or her cace, or her cersonality.

  • @marywright4934
    @marywright4934 4 роки тому +88

    Making people laugh at these high stress time is a gift

    • @KarleneE
      @KarleneE 4 роки тому

      Yes it is!!!

    • @devinreed5725
      @devinreed5725 4 роки тому

      This man is a monster. The truth will come out.

    • @mikecranapple8878
      @mikecranapple8878 4 роки тому

      Too bad he re-gifted before this episode because it wasn't funny.

  • @youtubynotme
    @youtubynotme 4 роки тому +41

    Is anyone else freaked out that we just found out about this butthole edition of cats the same time we all ran outta toilet paper?

  • @cutiegalore5376
    @cutiegalore5376 4 роки тому +2

    I love you Stephen!!! Can you give my mom and I tickets your show please when you come back? We would love to see you in person. Stay safe and god bless you. You are a beautiful person.

  • @MissLinkinParkLover
    @MissLinkinParkLover 4 роки тому +585

    The lack of audience just proves Stephen Colbert is naturally charming and funny, he doesn’t need an audience to tell the viewer to laugh ♥️

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 4 роки тому +12

      Interesting. All the lack of the audience does for me is show how unfunny he is

    • @MissLinkinParkLover
      @MissLinkinParkLover 4 роки тому +15

      VulcanMushroom haha, I don’t recommend you to watch the Daily Show without an audience then!

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 4 роки тому +11

      @@LordMooshroom - you can't hear me but I'm laughing

    • @msteaguer1908
      @msteaguer1908 4 роки тому +6

      I concur. I am thankful for the laughter.

    • @frostychickenprods
      @frostychickenprods 4 роки тому

      Sonojulia I hope to achieve the same ua-cam.com/video/wPTTbTRxBsg/v-deo.html late night from home w no audience

  • @shaunsmith7774
    @shaunsmith7774 4 роки тому +78

    Please don't stop doing these Stephen, need you now more than ever.

  • @christinagolden6180
    @christinagolden6180 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you Stephen. I love you. It is comforting to hear your voice.

  • @victoriashipley2933
    @victoriashipley2933 4 роки тому

    Thank you! These aren't strange episodes - we rely on you so much. Pleased don't stop...this is one of the few things that makes our days...

  • @meliss1220
    @meliss1220 4 роки тому +68

    I loved John playing the piano. He looked so happy, it was nice. Every thing on line and tv is so sad and depressing. This show always makes me laugh and forget the seriousness of everything, just for a little bit. We need that sometimes.

  • @BrianVillegas67
    @BrianVillegas67 4 роки тому +291

    It's got to be tough for someone who's job depends so heavily on audience interaction... Good on ya, Stephen, for getting it done without that, thanks for all ya do! Keep the faith.

    • @everythingbutthegirlfan762
      @everythingbutthegirlfan762 4 роки тому +2

      He was never funny in the first place. They are being Exposed.

    • @sugardaddy4714
      @sugardaddy4714 4 роки тому +4

      No, it's not tough for a guy who makes $15 million a year. It's tough for small business owners, low-to-mid level entertainment industry, factory, construction, gig economy workers... everyone who lives paycheck to paycheck and whose workplace is shut down. Maybe reserve your compassion for them, instead of millionaires like Colbert or Tom Hanks who are set for 3 lifetimes... Hell, feel sorry for Colbert's crew members, cameramen, junior writers even...

    • @ttsupra95
      @ttsupra95 4 роки тому +3

      @Bob Smith Yes, let's gather around an orange, racist, womanizing racist, white supremacist. Initiates travel bans based on religion, ethnicity and nationality. Hopefully his time is coming to an end. Sooner than later.

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 4 роки тому +4

      @Bob Smith May be you should start with the hatemonger-in-chief at the White House.

    • @ICURN82
      @ICURN82 4 роки тому +2

      Sugar Daddy Well said! Thank you! These celebrities in Hollywood all hunkered down in their mansions with staff and supplies and food to last 20 yrs. It makes me sick that they are speaking advice. Please assholes!!! Here I am as a RN and I couldn’t even get a coronavirus test when I presented in my own ER with all the symptoms of it sick as hell. Yet they get one just because! I rode it out at home for two weeks and back to work for me. Yet there’s not even enough at the local stores to put a dinner together thanks to the hoarders who’ve taken everything from us who live check to check. Such a selfish self absorbed country we live in. I always thought the USA would be the best place to be in the event of a world catastrophe. I know now this is the LAST place I want my family to be. People here are so incredibly selfish and the chaos and panic our media incites is beyond criminal. I’m disgusted with my country and it’s people for the first time in my life.

  • @EmpireYellow1
    @EmpireYellow1 4 роки тому +5

    I appreciate the Mr. Rodgersness of this.

  • @andreabradley5837
    @andreabradley5837 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you Stephen, Jon, for being here. Light and love to you all.

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo 4 роки тому +39

    Colbert is a national treasure.
    He shows he cares about the well being of the ppl at large.
    I hope he is aware about how much we appreciate and love him and the whole crew.
    Amazing play by John at the end, I wish I could have more.
    🙂🙂💪🏾🙏🏽

  • @mickeymouse4579
    @mickeymouse4579 4 роки тому +102

    Hopefully someone of import reads these comments. I just want to thank Stephan Colbert and his team for still putting out his monologue. With all that is going on we need humor in our lives, now more than ever. So, thank you for the 15 minute respite and I hope after your break, if we are all still quarintined, that you will still give us these snippets of escape from our everyday troubles. 😍😍

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 4 роки тому +3

      I agree! I was in a kinda frustrated for no good reason mood and his good words really brought me some perspective.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 роки тому +2

      We're all someone of import to somebody, friend.

    • @mickeymouse4579
      @mickeymouse4579 4 роки тому

      @@cleverusername9369 I was referring to someone who can get word to broadcasting that people value his content, especially now. It's hard to tell in print, but are you offended?

  • @stollenmaker
    @stollenmaker 4 роки тому

    Thank you, Mr. Colbert and all who helped put these shows together. You make it all doable with a spring in our step and a laugh in heart. You and your family be safe and take care.

  • @johnpacheco5404
    @johnpacheco5404 4 роки тому +1

    This is so humanizing. Thanks Steve.

  • @tiffanymcgillie7114
    @tiffanymcgillie7114 4 роки тому +146

    That little bit of "A World of Pure Imagination" at the end brought a tear to my eye for real

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 роки тому +10

      Following Stephen's heartfelt little speech, yeah me too 😢

    • @akuhimesama0717
      @akuhimesama0717 4 роки тому +2

      I thought it was Song of Storms, from Zelda, oof

    • @jcg.5952
      @jcg.5952 4 роки тому +1

      Jon is wonderful. They should definitely let him play longer.

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy 4 роки тому +383

    Seriously, we need an hour of just Jon playing the piano.

    • @Whtwngd
      @Whtwngd 4 роки тому +17

      ChefMimsy I was thinking the same thing!

    • @MoniqueSvazlianTallon
      @MoniqueSvazlianTallon 4 роки тому +12

      Yes yes we do!!!! So much joy!

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 4 роки тому +14

      You can go on spotify and listen to his music.

    • @laras678
      @laras678 4 роки тому +7

      ChefMimsy I am loving all the free concerts, story readings, and the like that entertainers are doing. It’s been very uplifting.

    • @avihsnis
      @avihsnis 4 роки тому +10

      i was disappointed hiw quickly it faded out :/

  • @cherriaydelotte8327
    @cherriaydelotte8327 4 роки тому

    Thank You Mr. Colbert for your ability to be honest with a humorous flair!!!! Our world needs this during such a stressful time!!! And I, for one, so appreciate you!!!
    Thanks again, stay safe and Bless You!!!!!
    ~Cherri Aydelotte 🎶~

  • @Mrs.TT.
    @Mrs.TT. 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you all, for keeping the show on! It helps kepping the good spitits ❤️ Love from quarantine Portugal #westandtogetherfarway

  • @haleyc4896
    @haleyc4896 4 роки тому +71

    This is honestly one of the funniest monologues you've ever done. I love you so much, TV dad. Thank you for giving us this quality content during hard times. Xo

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 4 роки тому +288

    Quarantinewhile was exactly what I needed... could’ve gone with a longer play out by Jon... easily the most charming and calming part of yesterday’s home edition... but I could sit and listen to him play for hours the same way people watch those Yule Log videos.

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 4 роки тому +5

      He has his own UA-cam channel ua-cam.com/users/jonbatistemusic
      😘

    • @dylanhuculak8458
      @dylanhuculak8458 4 роки тому +1

      Absolutely. That was a perfect moment to listen to Jon for a bit.

    • @mjzebon5041
      @mjzebon5041 4 роки тому +4

      would've enjoyed more music from jon..

    • @Parialated
      @Parialated 4 роки тому +1

      @@clarewillison9379 link doesnt work

    • @ginny9577
      @ginny9577 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/jonbatistemusic try that link

  • @levarberry7020
    @levarberry7020 4 роки тому +45

    Almost got teary eyed at the end. A clearly left comedian who can give a non-bias message to their country and their leader can not... smh. We're so fat away from normal.

    • @paisan8766
      @paisan8766 4 роки тому

      LeVar Berry sooo fat

    • @aanon5716
      @aanon5716 4 роки тому

      yea, its great listening to a hypocrite talk about togetherness when all he does is make cruel jokes about people ( that arent even funny, just mean spirited) & encourage animosity & hate. what BS. he could sell you a bridge in the desert. SMH twice.

  • @missadieluwho
    @missadieluwho 4 роки тому

    Couldn’t have imagined the broadcast from the bathtub could be bested! Tears of laughter still streaming down my face. Thank you Mr. Colbert.

  • @cherielee2894
    @cherielee2894 4 роки тому +52

    Of all the Late Shows that have done this, you're the best. You're a light in the darkness, and I've really been appreciating these updates. Know that your audience is all still out there even if you can't hear us.

  • @atkman
    @atkman 4 роки тому +259

    I think we need to see more Jon Batiste piano solo performances!

    • @katmatally
      @katmatally 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed! Love him!

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 4 роки тому +5

      Definitely.

    • @shef23
      @shef23 4 роки тому +14

      I'd love a whole hour of calming Batiste tunes, CBS.

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 4 роки тому +6

      @@shef23 That would be pretty cool.

    • @red1one
      @red1one 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, yes , yes!

  • @john_tann
    @john_tann 4 роки тому +33

    The biggest story here is that Jared Leto can't spell toilet in his journal.

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 4 роки тому +2

      If his isolated meditation only lasted 12 days, I'm wondering how he managed to be unaware for the rest of the past few months(?)..🤔

  • @sean8306
    @sean8306 4 роки тому

    Please don’t stop broadcasting - we need this!

  • @oceanbuoy6563
    @oceanbuoy6563 4 роки тому +60

    I wish Stephen would broadcast more shows like this; the background noise of an audience and music sometimes hides how really talented his writers are.

    • @dyan785
      @dyan785 4 роки тому

      agreed~ that was so much fun. It's like Stephen Acoustic.

  • @ellieswisher
    @ellieswisher 4 роки тому +471

    I got so sad when I heard all the late shows were going off air. They were the thing that made handling the news a little lighter. So, it's so wonderful that everyone seems to be doing what they can to keep going despite the difficulties and be together digitally to keep the world turning as normally as possible. Even though that means late night hosts on TV just became UA-camrs. 😂

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +1

      Hiatus over Eastern was about to come, whether there's a virus or not.

    • @laras678
      @laras678 4 роки тому +8

      ellieswisher That’s just how I’ve been feeling. The late shows going off the air hit me especially hard. I wish Seth Meyers was doing something, but I’ll take what I can get!

    • @jakethecommenter6910
      @jakethecommenter6910 4 роки тому +1

      get a life. these shows are terrible

    • @ellieswisher
      @ellieswisher 4 роки тому +2

      @@jakethecommenter6910 So why are you watching this video?

    • @jakethecommenter6910
      @jakethecommenter6910 4 роки тому +2

      @@ellieswisher lol cause it's a youtube video. not the actual show lololol

  • @bizguide
    @bizguide 4 роки тому

    Finally! NOW WE START GETTING QUALITY PROGRAMMING. Thank you!

  • @buddhababy2005
    @buddhababy2005 4 роки тому +1

    You're just as wonderful out of the studio as you are in the studio! Thanks for continuing to make me laugh! xxxxxxx

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 4 роки тому +263

    We should be able to get through this if we stand together, folks.
    - Just remember; not *TOO* close together !
    Stay safe, stay clean and stay sane, everyone.
    Thanks to Stephen for helping us stay sane...
    I really wish the best for us all.

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 4 роки тому +5

      right back at ya

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 4 роки тому +4

      Thanks man! You take care too, we'll get through this

    • @gbeachy2010
      @gbeachy2010 4 роки тому +1

      "Remember, we're all in this alone" Lily Tomlin

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, 6ft apart is close enough.
      For you doomers, this won't be a change.

    • @tracyjackman6515
      @tracyjackman6515 4 роки тому

      camelshit amen

  • @angelakadian3896
    @angelakadian3896 4 роки тому +24

    I'm a teacher working in a "virtual" classroom. Thanks for the laughs. We need that right now. Really, we need this, thanks.

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 4 роки тому

      Angela Kadian Thanks for what YOU do too. It makes me sad that it has to come to this for our teachers and health care workers to get the overdue love, but there are tons of parents suddenly getting a clearer picture of what you’ve been giving and how often you’re asked to adapt. 🙏 Support for our educators and caregivers!

  • @yant8756
    @yant8756 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Stephen Colbert!

  • @RooftopRecipes
    @RooftopRecipes 4 роки тому +6

    I freaking love you. Thanks for making me laugh every day. Quarantinewhile...

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko 4 роки тому +457

    I like how all these serious Late Night Shows are basically just UA-camrs now lol.

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 роки тому +44

      Low rent UA-camrs at that. Like they literally have less polish and presentation than your basic mid-level channel.

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom 4 роки тому +4

      And notice that CBS still takes all those commercials. For really weird undesirable stuff.

    • @Vaisero
      @Vaisero 4 роки тому +3

      and with the millions behind them, cant have a decent setup.

    • @caribgirl726
      @caribgirl726 4 роки тому +24

      I appreciate the informality though, it reflects what we are truly living these days: figuring it out as we go.

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 4 роки тому +5

      F E Then why are you here?

  • @riverman9360
    @riverman9360 4 роки тому +46

    I wonder if you know how much you lift our spirits, Mr. Colbert. I watch the news everyday, and look forward to you covering things I missed, and making me laugh. I’ll miss seeing new episodes when you go on break. Your comedy helps keep us sane.

    • @ambrr-zs1if
      @ambrr-zs1if 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed 100%. I appreciate him in a way he cant know ❤

  • @queenmred
    @queenmred 4 роки тому

    Stephen, I had to tune in to your awesome show via you tube, i still can’t stay up that late and work the next day. You see I work in the home care industry. Thank you and your team for continuing to Light the way and unify us with laughter... it’s the best medicine!!!!Virtual hugs,

  • @HaggisVitae
    @HaggisVitae 4 роки тому

    Jon Batiste's smile is pure joy. Thank you, Stephen Colbert. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • @ChainsGone2012
    @ChainsGone2012 4 роки тому +257

    He's hitting his stride with the no audience monologues. This was hilarious

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +2

      Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear chains

  • @evada4144
    @evada4144 4 роки тому +189

    At first Stephens jokes without the audience were kind of weird. But "I read that on Facebook" really got me 😂

    • @BlackGothGirl1
      @BlackGothGirl1 4 роки тому +2

      I have Airpods and got nervous with that first video of him in the tub.

    • @plucas1
      @plucas1 4 роки тому +2

      The 'senior meth addict snakes' is what got me.

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 4 роки тому +4

      I think the jokes mostly seem a bit weird sometimes because Stephen often pauses for an audience reaction that isn't there. I assume as a performer who has been working crowds nightly for years that's just the cadence that feels natural to him, but it seems a bit off sometimes here.
      By contrast John Oliver doesn't do that very much and his recent Last Week Tonight episode feels almost unchanged from his normal stuff.

    • @anonymyus7007
      @anonymyus7007 4 роки тому

      I just like to imagine the laughs. Sometimes I just laugh out loud (and startle pple around me lol)

  • @MrJulesLaw
    @MrJulesLaw 4 роки тому +1

    You are my lifeline in these dark times. Thank you, Stephen!

  • @lorlorjb
    @lorlorjb 4 роки тому

    Just wanted to say a huge thank you to you mr. Colbert, for continuing to entertain us during this hard time with the Coronavirus. You give us a little bit of laughter and joy during this hard time, and I guarantee that especially appreciated! Thank you!

  • @amandajonathan6154
    @amandajonathan6154 4 роки тому +33

    I like how Colbert still puts on a suit, has Jon play the intro, and has full graphics.

  • @kazimierzdocktuh02
    @kazimierzdocktuh02 4 роки тому +287

    Water, Fire, Air....
    Earth?
    Is Colbert the avatar, the last colbender?

    • @eizapez3549
      @eizapez3549 4 роки тому +5

      So are we missing wind and heart until Captain Planet comes. 🐱

    • @DonTekNO
      @DonTekNO 4 роки тому +10

      @@eizapez3549 Well all the shut downs are actually having a positive effect on nature ... i mean THE WATER IN VENICE HAS BECOME CLEAR! its actually CLEAR. Dolphins are swimming in almost every italian harbor again and they come right up to the piers. CO² emissions are down aswell , first estimates are that for example in germany they are down 50% and because of that germany is on its way to reach the 2020 climate goal.
      economy is fucked tho ......

    • @DanielleBerggren
      @DanielleBerggren 4 роки тому +2

      I just about spit out my coffee. Thanks for that.

    • @pranakhan
      @pranakhan 4 роки тому

      @@DonTekNO Thank you for that. Confirming reports & reposting. Thanks again

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom 4 роки тому +2

      And don't forget wood.

  • @MerenEdnaMarieKing
    @MerenEdnaMarieKing 4 роки тому

    I love the way you are all working together to bring us this awesomeness, thank you thank you thank you.

  • @c.s.2302
    @c.s.2302 4 роки тому +1

    Can't do this without your show❤️

  • @metalspirit14
    @metalspirit14 4 роки тому +341

    Jon Batiste, a very talented musical angel.

  • @fionahulmebrophy7877
    @fionahulmebrophy7877 4 роки тому +388

    Baptiste ... those fingers and that smile ... what a way to end every show, pure heaven :)))))))))

    • @mmlvx
      @mmlvx 4 роки тому +5

      And he's apparently a Scrabble player!

    • @Fern635
      @Fern635 4 роки тому +11

      It took me a while to warm up to him, but I'm liking him more and more, especially lately. He's a much-needed ray of sunshine.

    • @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r
      @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r 4 роки тому +4

      "Batiste"

    • @butterflyet
      @butterflyet 4 роки тому +9

      He truly is such a delight!

    • @tjthreadgood818
      @tjthreadgood818 4 роки тому +4

      He’s “Pure Imagination”.

  • @MadisonRaeMiller
    @MadisonRaeMiller 4 роки тому

    Thank you for being a beacon of meaning in these uncertain times. Laughter is the best thing we can be focusing on right now

  • @lisahiggins6400
    @lisahiggins6400 4 роки тому

    Not only has your humor helped your followers through the past horrendous years but at a time such as this, your inspiring and real. God bless you, stay healthy and will continue to include you in my daily viewing from home. Gosh I wish I had a dog as I am kind of boring! LOL!