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  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому +362

    The lesson to be learned from this is "Don't mess with the children, any children, when Humans are around"

    • @t.j.7347
      @t.j.7347 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/CaPrrncGo3M/v-deo.html

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому +11

      @@t.j.7347 thank you for that! It was EXCELLENT

    • @WeatherStone
      @WeatherStone 2 роки тому +7

      children and cute xenos =)

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 2 роки тому +12

      Do not harm the children. Best advice you can give the universe.

    • @sergioandrade8735
      @sergioandrade8735 9 місяців тому +1

      One rule most hunters learn first is do not between a female and their offspring.

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 3 роки тому +209

    The perfect type of revenge. Aid an ally and screw over an enemy LEGALLY.

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 3 роки тому +21

      All the lawyers just got massive smiles across the galaxy.

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 2 роки тому +15

      Better than aiding an ally. Turning a potential enemy into an ally.

  • @Flarflenugen
    @Flarflenugen 3 роки тому +236

    Intergalactic karma and malicious compliance combined into one. It's enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay

  • @theacegamingdemon6983
    @theacegamingdemon6983 3 роки тому +281

    Human compassion indirectly saves the day again. No one hurts the Littles if we can help it

    • @t.j.7347
      @t.j.7347 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/CaPrrncGo3M/v-deo.html

    • @swarmking55
      @swarmking55 3 роки тому +1

      @@t.j.7347 The Actrut

    • @icouldntthinkofaname3419
      @icouldntthinkofaname3419 3 роки тому +16

      I meaaaan human instinct, you touch child i touch you with a rock, a big rock no compassion for the offenders lmao just oonga boonga i make rock fly

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 3 роки тому +8

      @@icouldntthinkofaname3419 yeah sadly not all humans have the same instinct some of them are willing to harm children and the elderly but hopefully will slowly evolve them out

    • @syrathdouglas1244
      @syrathdouglas1244 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/47nuMUEswgY/v-deo.html

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 2 роки тому +108

    Grey's actually gets a redemption arc. How nice.
    It is rare to see, but quite welcome.

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers Рік тому +12

      I mean even in most alien stories/rumors from ages ago from people who claim to have been abducted most all of them were simply tested and such. There are basically little to no stories on being genuinely tortured! Although maybe that's just because of the online places I go through?

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Рік тому

      @@StarForgers Yeah, the Greys seem to have no actual interest in harming us. They're just interested in a scientific level, and want to study us. If there is any dissection, it is done carefully under anaesthesia with us well and comfortably out, and with specific aim to keep us alive through it and able to quickly recover to be released afterwards. Sometimes, while they're at it, they helpfully treat maladies they recognize simply because they can.
      So we can count the Greys as 'okay', I suppose. Meanwhile, the Greens seem to be actively friendly to us, often pulling humans out of dangerous situations when they can manage it quietly and without revealing themselves to us.
      And they are REGULARLY noted to be at war with the Reptilians, who are actively hostile to us... with their hostility seeming to be the deciding factor and cause of the war.
      So the Greens are straight up cool.
      The Reptiles are douches, though.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +136

    This is getting addicting. FUR THE ALGORERITHM!

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 3 роки тому +112

    Rare that you see an HFY story with anything but completely vile greys.

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 роки тому +7

      *Remmember the cordii from humans don't make good pets and XCOM sectoids/ethereals *

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Рік тому +2

      @@BrunoMaricFromZagreb corti, and they are just Jenkins-verse in general.

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 3 роки тому +27

    this is what it's like in D&D when you get 2 rules lawyers pit against each other

  • @reggiehigh22
    @reggiehigh22 3 роки тому +32

    Ok the Grays seem alright now.

  • @Sanquinity
    @Sanquinity 2 роки тому +8

    A very good lesson. Be careful with how you use the law. Because the way you use the law for your benefit, can also be used to use it against you.

  • @soffren
    @soffren 3 роки тому +17

    A lot of endings are predictable. The twist on this one was incredibly satisfying

  • @tachyon8317
    @tachyon8317 3 роки тому +34

    FINALLY! A story with the Grays! Saved to my newly minted HASO (Humans Are Space Orcs) playlist!

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 3 роки тому +21

    Okay I like that gray. He has Style

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +32

    The way I thought this story was going to go was that a precedent of "pre-emptive war" was a dangerous one to set. Race A is uses to as land grab on humans. Race B then jumps in and uses the exact same law to declare pre-emptive war on Race A because they don't like A. In fact, I kinda expected all of A's enemies to dogpile them.
    The story didn't go that way, and I think it was better for it.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Рік тому

      Since the war is still happening, it could easily still turn out that way. Most likely Race(s) B will wait until Race A is midway through its war with the humans and heavily depleted, and claim an imminent raid on them is likely to occur while Race A is desperate for resources to throw at the humans. Then they will pre-emtively JOIN the war and ally with the humans.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon Рік тому +1

      It would still have been amusing to see.

  • @stormbringermornblade8811
    @stormbringermornblade8811 10 місяців тому +1

    3 years of short story's and this is the best one imo. thankyou.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +32

    Granddaughter? Christ, are the Greys biologically immortal?
    Might've been better if it was the speakers' grandmother - she would have owed Humanity her life.

    • @galaticplays1845
      @galaticplays1845 3 роки тому +9

      Nah they live for 500 years roughly and the speaker was 350 her grand daughter at the time of incident of the human helping her was 20

  • @Mad_Overseer
    @Mad_Overseer 3 роки тому +27

    For the algorithm!
    I can see that happening (the dude saving the alien child)

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist Рік тому +2

    Never has the icing tasted so sweet.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Рік тому +2

    You just don't get to hurt the small and helpless when humans are around.

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 3 роки тому +9

    Now I feel bad for what I’ve done so many times in Mothership Zeta.

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 3 роки тому +1

      You mean shooting the laser cannon upon iradiated earth surface?
      Or was it releasing the modified humans on the grays?

  • @badjer4328
    @badjer4328 3 роки тому +20

    For the HORDE!
    I need a
    To get my hands on a full length audiobook of a space adventure like these space ork stories to scratch an itch while I work

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому

      If you're looking for an audiobook-length listen, I would recommend the 'playlist tab' on the channel. "When Deathworlders meet" and "human weaponry" are my personal favorites
      Edit: the first one is much more space orc-y

  • @brettfincher374
    @brettfincher374 3 роки тому +41

    I love these stories. Never stop making your videos, you are awesome!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      glad you enjoy , will do my best to not stop

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 3 роки тому +44

    To quote a furry at a comic convention:
    "DO NOT TOUCH THE SMOL BEAN! She is MINE, and if you try to steal her I will bite you!"
    As far as most humans are concerned, this is a perfectly acceptable reaction, and in this situation, "smol bean" can describe any living being smaller than the human making the claim. This includes adult aliens, wildlife, ANY child or infant, and Roombas with googly eyes.

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 2 роки тому +8

      Doesn’t necessarily need to be smaller then us, if it is cute or could be considered smol at any point in its life then it’s a smol bean

    • @krayzoman
      @krayzoman 2 роки тому +9

      I find the universal definition of ‘smol bean’ in this context is ‘defenseless one’. Nobody likes a bully, even bullies hate the competition.
      To me, the most terrifying thing in half these stories is that this trait is somehow unique to humans, and not a requirement for any life to reach the stars.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 Рік тому +5

      @@krayzoman It's more that humans are the only ones crazy enough to ignore the cost of acting until afterwards. Da Boyz love our fights. For the space orks and for the googly eyed Roombas for they live by their algorithm.

  • @yuyu63
    @yuyu63 3 роки тому +5

    This is the absolute best maliciouscompliance story ever

  • @sdeawsa
    @sdeawsa 3 роки тому +15

    For the child! May the algorithm protect!

  • @doctorbright1065
    @doctorbright1065 3 роки тому +10

    I can't get enough of these stories.
    FOR THE ALGORITHM!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      For the algorithm

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому

      Hello jack
      Ever got the foundation to space?

    • @doctorbright1065
      @doctorbright1065 2 роки тому

      @@gmailquinnI'm not allowed to talk to aliens for some reason.

  • @peteratkin3788
    @peteratkin3788 8 місяців тому +2

    Loved it, love to know if part 2 is about

  • @lindaorr1805
    @lindaorr1805 8 місяців тому +1

    FOFO. When will they truly learn

  • @chrisstark2966
    @chrisstark2966 3 роки тому +10

    The Greys are coming , the greys are coming!

  • @kyleboffa793
    @kyleboffa793 3 роки тому +2

    i was expecting "and that infant... was me"

  • @AkaAka_AkaAka
    @AkaAka_AkaAka 3 роки тому +8

    I love it... Icing on the cake!

  • @blackspell666
    @blackspell666 3 роки тому +9

    tip of my hat to you, sir

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 9 місяців тому

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @kyleeames8229
    @kyleeames8229 3 роки тому +8

    Way to stick it to the Tauressi warmongers.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +4

    For Maliciouscompliance, in outer space

    • @GrimpakTheMook
      @GrimpakTheMook 3 роки тому +3

      Malicious compliance and nuclear vengeance, lol

  • @heyjoe1416
    @heyjoe1416 6 місяців тому

    Again...Good show, old bean! Thanx, Bruh! Prayers and Blessings 🙏🙏

  • @mikevg5200
    @mikevg5200 Рік тому +1

    been listening to your reading for the past 10 days now

  • @aaronerror6819
    @aaronerror6819 10 місяців тому

    "You are technically correct. The BEST kind of correct!"

  • @amorphoussolid8512
    @amorphoussolid8512 3 роки тому +2

    I give this of myself to satisfy that most brutal of blood gods. For the rhythmic gore of Al.

  • @bf-696
    @bf-696 Рік тому

    Superb story. Great ending. Karma at it's best.

  • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
    @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 роки тому +2

    WHO'S TOUCHIN THE CHILD?!?!
    *NO TOUCHIE THE CHILD!!!!*

  • @ihtfp01
    @ihtfp01 3 роки тому +3

    Must. Protecc. the. SMOL. The. algorithm... DEMANDS IT!

  • @thomasschindler8770
    @thomasschindler8770 3 роки тому +4

    One Video of his got recomended and I have done nothing but watch theese videos all afternoon,so:
    FOR THE ALGORITHMEN

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      welcome to the channel , glad you enjoy the content and For the algorithm

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 3 роки тому

      Me: Question.
      You: What's you question?
      Me: I watched Agro Squerril.
      You: What?
      Me: You told me to.
      You: How much?
      Me: I have done nothing but watch Agro Squerril for three day.

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar 10 місяців тому

    It's always nice to have icing on your cake.

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 3 роки тому +5

    happy birthday john!

  • @travistrainor3394
    @travistrainor3394 3 роки тому +3

    So since finding your channel I have now watch 90% of my UA-cam time here listening to stories
    Basically thank you much better then some random click bait great to listen to and get my house stuff done and safe to play with kids..most times lol thx again

  • @johnsilva3409
    @johnsilva3409 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you!!!

  • @whatsagoodusername823
    @whatsagoodusername823 3 роки тому +3

    Happy belated birthday, John!

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 8 місяців тому

    Brilliant. Those Greys really do sound like a race we could be mates with. You know, iys all fun and games but you hurt a kid and the gloves come off.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 роки тому +1

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the rhythm that is Algo
    This time, the Greys are the good guys

  • @fordprefect1587
    @fordprefect1587 3 роки тому +4

    I don’t care how advanced the enemy fleet is. Just chuck a few EMPs at it, watch the life support cut out, and the ships are yours, completely undamaged and fully functional.

    • @andrewgause6971
      @andrewgause6971 3 роки тому +4

      1. Presumes that you have access to something that can make a long range EMP (nukes, for example, only make an EMP burst if detonated at a specific altitude range due to an atmospheric interaction, and thus would not be able to be used to such effect against a hostile fleet in deep space) and 2. That the enemy's systems aren't hardened against such an attack.

    • @fordprefect1587
      @fordprefect1587 3 роки тому

      @@andrewgause6971 You don’t need to destroy all of the ship’s systems, just enough that it goes haywire. Stuff like the ships CPU is not going to go down, because any sane engineer would put that in the middle of a giant block of lead. However, stuff like point defense turrets, railguns, engines, and airlocks are simply too close to the outside to properly shield against EMPs. Sure, it’s going to be shielded, but the amount there is limited by budget, mobility, and available thrust. The power of the EMP is limited only by the power generation of an entire interstellar species. Once the outside systems go haywire, the CPU is going to lose all incoming data regarding the outside world, and all ways of affecting the outside world. The entire fleet is just sitting ducks. At this point you have two options:
      1. Blast them into next Tuesday
      2. Wait until the oxygen runs out, clean up the ships, and replace the destroyed circuit boards. Now it’s yours, albeit with less advanced AI.

    • @andrewgause6971
      @andrewgause6971 3 роки тому +2

      @@fordprefect1587 again. This presumes you have the ability to project a long range EMP from outside their weapon range and they have no means of countering it.
      If you can, awesome. But you can't assume that and be solely dependent on just one system of defense as a trump card. Down that route lies disaster.

    • @jongarrat2417
      @jongarrat2417 2 роки тому +2

      @@andrewgause6971 also, a ship capable of serious speeds (as in "get anywhere useful in a reasonable time") at less than FTL speed once it arrives has to be capable of handling impacts like grains of dust or small pebbles that would hit with the power of a small tactical nuke, radiation that could kill in seconds, and induced currents from nearby magnetic fields and atmospheric discharges (a ship jumping from Proxima for example probably holds a standing electrostatic charge WILDLY different from what it would find in the Sol system), the instant it went near a planet or another ship it would probably be zapped with millions of volts as the charges equalised, so it's not out of the bounds of possibility that an old race has systems capable of handling an emp attack, it would be just another event the designers would work around.

  • @handshoesandhorsegrenades1848
    @handshoesandhorsegrenades1848 3 роки тому +4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 2 роки тому +1

    excellent story

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому

    Thank You for the reading

  • @michaelrossel7339
    @michaelrossel7339 2 роки тому +1

    I like Greys, that swear that much :)

  • @SC-zq6cu
    @SC-zq6cu 2 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, love it when an asshole gets screwed over when their own tricks backfire.

  • @kindaria
    @kindaria 11 місяців тому

    Love the story,hope you're still going strong in 2123 :)
    For the algorithem! For the beard!

  • @k0rf3on6
    @k0rf3on6 3 роки тому +2

    May the algorithm be with you.

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 2 роки тому +1

    Icing on a cake is the best part of the cake.😎🍰

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 3 роки тому +1

    You know the rules, and so do I!
    Say goodbye!

  • @Xerdar36
    @Xerdar36 Рік тому

    The Greys became the good guys… LOL

  • @harrygrimley4352
    @harrygrimley4352 Рік тому

    Loved it. Thanks for sharing this with us.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +2

    Blessed be the Squerril

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому +3

    For the algorithm and great work!

  • @Notsofast257
    @Notsofast257 9 місяців тому

    Thanks!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  9 місяців тому

      My pleasure , thank you for the dono it is appreciated

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 3 роки тому +1

    It’s good to make friends. Even if you didn’t know about it.

  • @SrZyrkon
    @SrZyrkon 3 роки тому

    In the middle of a binge. For the Algarithm.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      Glad you are enjoying , For the algorithm

  • @johnsilva3409
    @johnsilva3409 3 роки тому +1

    Cool surprise thanks again

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      A pleasure , have a good one and stay safe

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 роки тому

    keeper going

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 3 роки тому +1

    should have taken the hint, if we can do that to eachother, what do you think we'll do to you

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 Рік тому

      "We literally dropped the sun on our own people twice,what makes you think you won't get burning rage of thousand suns as a warning?"

  • @jfpalermo
    @jfpalermo Рік тому

    Loved the story!!!
    🥰

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 3 роки тому

    Outstanding

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 2 роки тому

    it's part of being Human. nobody huts kids, Period! Those that do will not be long for this life even if it costs us our own.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 3 роки тому

    Oops.
    Also. HALF THIER WEAPONS AND SHIP TECH? HOLY DAMN!
    Thought they were Greys. And don't mess with Lawyers

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому

    For the maliciously compliant.
    For the Algorithm.
    For the Squerril.

  • @warrendesonia7924
    @warrendesonia7924 3 роки тому

    Very Well Done.....

  • @Xaerorazor0
    @Xaerorazor0 3 роки тому +5

    Mmmmm tasty icing.

  • @georgerowe9166
    @georgerowe9166 Рік тому

    "Icing on the cake"🤣

  • @xaviermantha63
    @xaviermantha63 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the story.

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm the voice and the story

  • @stevenferguson8251
    @stevenferguson8251 3 роки тому +1

    I loved this one

  • @wufy9
    @wufy9 3 роки тому

    So fucking good, i love these kind of stories.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Рік тому +1

    God Bless the alien heart of the greys. :)

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому

    A debt of honer with icing.

  • @Spartan-lb9gh
    @Spartan-lb9gh 3 роки тому

    Happy birthday John

  • @genericname42
    @genericname42 3 роки тому +1

    For the ALGORITHM

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +1

    All hail the algorithm, five words minimum.

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +1

    damn! so many levels!

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 2 роки тому

    Conclusion: Touch the smol child at Your own risk

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 Рік тому

      It is fine to touch,just make sure you're not touching it in a bad way.
      Otherwise you will be forced to quit exising.

  • @chenlee9835
    @chenlee9835 3 роки тому +2

    Damn probers!!!

  • @jacknedry3925
    @jacknedry3925 Рік тому

    We hid our history? I don't think we would...

  • @toddchidlow8112
    @toddchidlow8112 9 місяців тому

    I love grays are really 😅

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 Рік тому

    Thank the Greys! And never hurt babies in front of humans.

  • @Agnii27
    @Agnii27 3 роки тому

    So underrated

  • @Jordy120
    @Jordy120 3 роки тому

    Nice!!

  • @jesseamaya4413
    @jesseamaya4413 3 роки тому

    Another really good one. For the algorithm....?

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому

    neat

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому

    To please the algorithm

  • @davidatkinson47
    @davidatkinson47 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm.

  • @renaissancepress247
    @renaissancepress247 Рік тому

    Interesting how often races are judged by the actions of a few members in sci-fi.