Kids can be surprisingly strong for their size. Combine that with adrenaline and mama-bear instinct. If the conduits were older construction and the bolts were weak, I could see a non-desperate kid yanking a pipe off the wall.
Turns out that they have met a human CHILD... If they're this scared of what a pre-pubescent or just-pubescent young human can do when someone threatens cute fluffy babies... then how many bricks will they shit when they meet a full grown adult in a titan-level rage due to some horrid monsters wilfully killing ANY youngling? I want more of this story.
Can you imagine what that human's pet German Shepard, Rottweiler, or Pitbull would do to anything attempting to hurt its person while the person is protecting the Fluffies?
@@merlinathrawes746 Odds are, that pupper would count as a Class 3 Apex Predator from a Class 12 Deathworld, and the human... is is still just as dangerous. Said apex predator wants food and tummy rubs from the human, and while the human bashes apart Harvengers, the pupper tears apart anything that touches the human. I can just see it... Aliens shitting themselves when they hear a dog bark like how humans would if they heard "HULK SMASH" in the flesh 🤣
A human 8 year old and their Chihuahua/Jack Russell/Dachshund/Yorkie. Alien: your k-9 Corp is a highly effective death machine. Humans: (Thinking of a police K-9 unit) Yes they can be quite intimidating. Sees the "Unit" the alien is talking about... 👀 Human to Diplomatic Corp. Get the Girl Scouts up here! If not our new alien fluffies will bescared witless!.
My fellow Earthlings, this is your President. The Harvesters are attacking the Fluffy homeworld. This time, they will have to deal with more than a six year old girl. We go to war. Nobody hurts the Fluffies!
@@machstormereven worse wait till the harvesters realize the human they fought was just a young child who’s probably about half as big as an average adult and even smaller then some of our bodybuilders and special forces
@@machstormer There is one story somewhere on youtube where an aggressive race killed some human children... The rest of the galaxy sucked wind when they saw what followed.
Ngl, they had me at the beginning. With the Harvesters being called Harvey, I was thinking Fluffy Bunnies. The reason they hadn't left was due to being cuddled and hugged and rocked back and forth and being called George. But then if they were being *bad* buns then George would have to be punished. The Harvey "squeak! help!"
"sir, brass is trying to ban humans cause of what it did." Leaf(?): "I don't give a parrot flying ass what they want! A juvenile human did cleaned house with a make shift weapon. The hell do you think a squad of adults will do to us if we piss them off!"
Reminded me of 1251 Ode to a stick we lost because when you strip a human of their ships armor their guns are empty and they are lying in the mud covered in blood and the sweat of battle they will drag themselves to their feet and they will find a stick and know how to use it.
@@owenthompson4071 There was one fight during WW1 where the Princess Patricias were cut off during an offensive. The ammunition was spent, their rifles broken, their bayonets broken, so they used the several cases of baseball bats sent to the front in error - instead of the rear recreation areas.
@@Netherdan porcupines are tree dwellers and carry their young. They have very sharp claws. We had a porcupine living in our tree in oregon. It was incredibly cute and would eat fruit and nuts we left for it.
@@lrmackmcbride7498 yeah, porcupines love climbing trees though they are not good climbers, often falling from great heights they even evolved to better survive the fall
@@merlinathrawes746 do you have any idea how many people are killed in prison with spoons? That is how jeffery dahmer was killed. Stabbed to death with a spoon.
@@franciscojaviergarcia116 A trained soldier would have killed the harvesters instead of pulverizing them. The amount of damage is consistent with a juvenile.
humans at some point after this story; "hey fluffy friends, we tamed some harvesters. and are now selling them as domesticated pets on our homeworld. would you like some as well?"
Hfy is one of the few communities that makes so much content that makes you feel good. Like some kind of pro human feeling of hell yeah we are human. If there is something else out there I'm glad we are us. Through violence and kindness. Through misery and love.
Smart xeno, recognizing that you keep someone from being an enemy if you make them a friend And Jess sounds young. Wait 'til the spiny sees what a fully grown and trained soldier can do.
Jess sounds like my oldest daughter. She can can become a Viking War Princess if anyone offers to hurt or neglect a child. It's the nature of mother genes in a human female. Not every female has the gene, but when they do, watch out. The swing a mean, sharp sword. Good read, Sir. Well done.
Thank you for boosting the audio I am an old guy who really enjoys your different voices and the energy you put into the narration. And the fact that I can hear it and your enunciation is wonderful. From. An old guy who is very hard of hearing,and a b I g Sci fi fan, thank you
This is a pretty excellent sci-fi story, adorable fluffies aside. The detail of the tech as well as the procedure of boarding and scanning the station are very detailed. I think it should have probably required an entire squad to do this, but I think this story gets most things right. I hope this author decides to do more sci-fi stories.
I love these first contact stories were humans are protective monsters. Long shot but if anyone could recommend an actual book similar to this I'd appreciate it.
Cute story. Though I do hope that if and when our descendants do encounter other sapient beings, they are wise enough not to decide matters of diplomacy on the basis of “pretty privilege.” That said yes, the Fluffies were saved! Huzzah!
While there are exceptions, it's not a bad idea to make first impressions based on looks. A good diet and decent personal grooming are indicative of desirable personality traits: whilst obesity or deliberately destroying your appearance indicate the opposite. For those aliens who look naturally hideous, they can take it up with God, I dunno.
Jess is a child judging from the speech patterns. The fluffiest don’t have to worry about the harvesters. Once these security logs get back to earth hunting season will open on the harvesters. You dared to attack younglings and one of ours no less. No you have lost your free trial of life.
That girl went full Doom Slayer on the Harversters with lots of fluffy baby stingers all over her back stabbing her (not on purpouse) and using a metal pipe as a weapon? No surprise the Spine-Leader prefer humanity as allies
I mean when you consider that part of the reason the Doom Slayer went full Doom Slayer on all of Hell for goodness only knows how long & slaughtered enough demons to actually become their equivalent of the bogeyman & have an entire scripture dedicated to warning other demons about him was because they killed his pet rabbit....
If that's the one I'm thinking of, he can't. Series got picked up by a publisher and gonna be officially published as a series. Which means he can't record any more about it because of legal issues. If it's the one I'm thinking of anyways.
@@rainynight02 A series, what do you mean? Ain't noone can voice a Sci-fi like AgroSquirrel!!! Other than Steven Fry of course...I did love Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in his voice.
Author confirmed this was an adult the translation was mostly due to exhaustion and the fact that they didn't have very many contacts with the galactic making it hard for the translator to do more than basic sentences
@tempestflare4339 that does make a lot of sense. Part of me hoped the person was barely able to be coherent after multiple days of adrenaline and minor stabs from the fluffies hahahaha
The author has confirmed that Jess is likely an adult human just that the alien species haven't had much contact with humans so the translation sounds more like a child speaking since she's speaking without a translator for the most part along with the fact that she's incredibly tired from fighting for so long that would make a person curt no matter what
Yah! Jess would most likely be an elementary student and their afraid of her. How scared to you think they'll be when they meet her most likely VERY ANGRY Parents. 😁
Yeah that is not even the scariest part. Not only did Jess kill her way through a 12 on 1 Harvester attack with several babies clawing on her back just playing defense. She hit Leef in full combat armour with a pipe so hard she started pushing him back despite the fact he was Blocking the hits. That would be like you hitting Master Chief with a pipe so hard that even through he blocked them he gets pushed back from the impact. Now keep in mind that this is just a "Juvenile" of the Species. Yeah I would be scared too.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Don't hurt the sentient that look like pets! An interesting companion to the Alien Abudctions story from a while back.
The scariest part is that Jess is likely a young child given the way she talks and the fact she was in a school.
I agree, but she also ripped a fucking pipe off a wall and knew to change the language to Sol-3. She's superman's kid
@@Midharnepun LOL. Maybe it's flimsy construction. As for the translator, she's probably had to use one before.
Have you seen what yound children are willing to do to animals they don't "like"? Sociopaths are tame compared to that
That's what I was thinking. Though "young" is relative. I was figuring her age at being somewhere between 8 -10
Kids can be surprisingly strong for their size. Combine that with adrenaline and mama-bear instinct. If the conduits were older construction and the bolts were weak, I could see a non-desperate kid yanking a pipe off the wall.
Human packbonding and adrenaline makes a powerful guardian for the fluffies!
For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
For the algorithm!
For the fluffies!
Ah yes. Adrenaline. The illegal combat drug...
It does sound like a human child was beating up harvesters for the love of everything cute and cuddly.
This story is probably the most realistic one I've heard yet. Ain't nothin a human won't do to protect what they deem as cute and helpless 😂
Turns out that they have met a human CHILD... If they're this scared of what a pre-pubescent or just-pubescent young human can do when someone threatens cute fluffy babies... then how many bricks will they shit when they meet a full grown adult in a titan-level rage due to some horrid monsters wilfully killing ANY youngling?
I want more of this story.
Can you imagine what that human's pet German Shepard, Rottweiler, or Pitbull would do to anything attempting to hurt its person while the person is protecting the Fluffies?
@@merlinathrawes746 Odds are, that pupper would count as a Class 3 Apex Predator from a Class 12 Deathworld, and the human... is is still just as dangerous. Said apex predator wants food and tummy rubs from the human, and while the human bashes apart Harvengers, the pupper tears apart anything that touches the human.
I can just see it... Aliens shitting themselves when they hear a dog bark like how humans would if they heard "HULK SMASH" in the flesh 🤣
A human 8 year old and their Chihuahua/Jack Russell/Dachshund/Yorkie.
Alien: your k-9 Corp is a highly effective death machine.
Humans: (Thinking of a police K-9 unit) Yes they can be quite intimidating.
Sees the "Unit" the alien is talking about... 👀
Human to Diplomatic Corp. Get the Girl Scouts up here! If not our new alien fluffies will bescared witless!.
If an 8 year old can do THAT, an adult male is a weapon of mass destruction.
Alien: "You mean your females are only 60% as strong as your males!?"
@@KopperNeomangive or take about 20% or so
Imagine him meeting an adult human, still he obviously is smarter than most, by allying with Humans.
Really smart wanting to make friends with a race of beings after just one of them basically took down an army with only a pipe as a weapon
They Fluffed around and found out!
My fellow Earthlings, this is your President. The Harvesters are attacking the Fluffy homeworld. This time, they will have to deal with more than a six year old girl. We go to war. Nobody hurts the Fluffies!
We’re a simple species, if it’s fluffy we’re keeping it. If you want it, come take it. We dare you to interrupt the cuddles.
I'm fluffy
The Harvesters meet a Class 12 Deathworld species - HUMANS! Worse! The Harvesters not only threatened the humans, but others they thought of as cute!
Worse than that, wait until the human adults find out the Harvesters were killing CHILDREN!
@@machstormer oh... oh sh*t
definitely needs a follow up of humans whipping out the harvesters
@@machstormer
@@machstormereven worse wait till the harvesters realize the human they fought was just a young child who’s probably about half as big as an average adult and even smaller then some of our bodybuilders and special forces
@@machstormer There is one story somewhere on youtube where an aggressive race killed some human children... The rest of the galaxy sucked wind when they saw what followed.
Nobody hurts the Fluffies! Can you imagine the shock the aliens will experience once they learn what "Fluffy" means?
Imagine the possibilities!
Literally anything we find cute and or adorable (from kittens to porcupines all the way to bears we dont discriminate)
@@TheGrimFormOfLuck Platypuses and orcas. Don't forget them.
Ngl, they had me at the beginning. With the Harvesters being called Harvey, I was thinking Fluffy Bunnies. The reason they hadn't left was due to being cuddled and hugged and rocked back and forth and being called George. But then if they were being *bad* buns then George would have to be punished.
The Harvey "squeak! help!"
Nobody hurts the fluffies indeed, not while any humans still draw breath at least 😁
Hell hath no fury like a human protecting babies
Only thing worse is a human who just saw babies die needlessly
Yeah, protecting cute adorable crits is something a human would do.
Their just lucky that no human parents were around as well with their kids
Your way of expressing that made me imagine a ball pit filled with giant soft fuzzy dice where every side is 20.
And now I'm sad I can't swim in one.
remember MOST of the DOOM series is one man committing genocide because someone killed his bunny
@@siliciaveerah9327and John wick
"sir, brass is trying to ban humans cause of what it did."
Leaf(?): "I don't give a parrot flying ass what they want! A juvenile human did cleaned house with a make shift weapon. The hell do you think a squad of adults will do to us if we piss them off!"
Whatever they want.
They're about to learn about The Melian Dialogue.
A club is half of our basic armory. Throw in a torch and we are good to go with full tilt Rock-N-Roll.
If bonk don't work, kill it with fire.
Reminded me of 1251 Ode to a stick we lost because when you strip a human of their ships armor their guns are empty and they are lying in the mud covered in blood and the sweat of battle they will drag themselves to their feet and they will find a stick and know how to use it.
@@owenthompson4071 There was one fight during WW1 where the Princess Patricias were cut off during an offensive. The ammunition was spent, their rifles broken, their bayonets broken, so they used the several cases of baseball bats sent to the front in error - instead of the rear recreation areas.
Even guns turn into clubs once the ammunition runs dry:
Note to cute aliens. Find you some human friends... nobody Frick's with you again.
And as an added benefit you get more hugs/cuddles/treats then you know what to do with
Wait until they realize that scary monster species is just a youngling.
You're damn right! Nobody hurts the fluffies! On this or any world!
Its sooooooooooooo fluffy! Tears apart wall for a weapon nobody hurts the fluffy! 💞
Humans can do so much damage with a metal pipe than any killer race.
Plus, she was holding onto sentient porcupines? Their nice rodents.
Sapient porcupines with eagle claws, it seems
@@Netherdan porcupines are tree dwellers and carry their young. They have very sharp claws. We had a porcupine living in our tree in oregon. It was incredibly cute and would eat fruit and nuts we left for it.
@@lrmackmcbride7498 yeah, porcupines love climbing trees
though they are not good climbers, often falling from great heights
they even evolved to better survive the fall
@@lrmackmcbride7498 I learned something new, thanks!
So I'm assuming the baby claws are sharper just like kittens, then?
@@Netherdan very sharp
just wait till the galaxy figures out what "frag around and find out" leads to. that was a child protecting babies.
A guy killed a whole gang of russian for a puppy. And that was the correct thing to do.
You dont hurt the fluffies.
I heard he once killed three men in a bar with a pencil.
My son-in-law is a former Army Ranger. One of the guys he knew in the sandbox had a confirmed kill using a... spork. Yes, you read that right.
@@merlinathrawes746 do you have any idea how many people are killed in prison with spoons? That is how jeffery dahmer was killed. Stabbed to death with a spoon.
@@merlinathrawes746 Where the hell did he find a spork?
@@themaskedhobo I read this comment with Vigo's voice. XD
Protect the fluffies, protect the agro squirrel!
No one threatens yougnins in front of humans. Yougins are innocent and deserve to have their innocence preserved. For the autor for the narrator!
NOBODY hurts the fluffies...or she'll pop their skulls like a zit!
And then the council learns that Jess is a half-grown juvenile of her species... Oh my...
Isnt Even a trained soldier
@@franciscojaviergarcia116 A trained soldier would have killed the harvesters instead of pulverizing them. The amount of damage is consistent with a juvenile.
I love this story....... I have listen to it about 20 times...... Almost know it word for word.....
humans at some point after this story; "hey fluffy friends, we tamed some harvesters. and are now selling them as domesticated pets on our homeworld. would you like some as well?"
"They are mostly harmless after you rip off their arms."
@@Ackalan I think you mean we "lightly liberated hostile appendages" from otherwise harmless creatures.
@@AckalanI'm sure we determined that the arms were vestigial and, therefore, unnecessary...just like their teeth.
Hfy is one of the few communities that makes so much content that makes you feel good. Like some kind of pro human feeling of hell yeah we are human. If there is something else out there I'm glad we are us. Through violence and kindness. Through misery and love.
Smart xeno, recognizing that you keep someone from being an enemy if you make them a friend
And Jess sounds young. Wait 'til the spiny sees what a fully grown and trained soldier can do.
Or even what a parent protecting their kids can do
@@Allantitan That's even worse. I'd take the soldier anytime.
@@sysbofh why cause there’s a better chance of survival?
@@Allantitan You can surrender to a soldier. Try doing that to a parent.
@@sysbofh no thanks I’d rather run away for as long as I can
Ah, the cursed double edged sword of parenthood.
Ok but this was a child - can you imagine what the adults are going to do once they find out ?
The harvesters will soon be paid a visit by a squad of Human Marines.
@@msm007back up by tons of pizzed off women.
It was after all ' just a mere girl' 😂
Mama and Daddy are gonna be SOOOO pissed!
Jess sounds like my oldest daughter. She can can become a Viking War Princess if anyone offers to hurt or neglect a child. It's the nature of mother genes in a human female. Not every female has the gene, but when they do, watch out. The swing a mean, sharp sword.
Good read, Sir. Well done.
Thank you for boosting the audio
I am an old guy who really enjoys your different voices and the energy you put into the narration. And the fact that I can hear it and your enunciation is wonderful.
From. An old guy who is very hard of hearing,and a b I g Sci fi fan, thank you
For the love of all things holy make these pathilogical battle apes our friends. They are great friends and terrible to their enemies. --- Leef.
So Tribbles with claws and spines, still cute...!
Porcupines. That is how they carry their young.
@@lrmackmcbride7498 I'm enjoying the thought of spiky tribbles tbh.
Nobody hurts the fluffies I love it
For all things cute and cuddly!
For the Fluffiest of Floofs!
RIP AND TEAR FOR ALL THAT IS CUTE AND CUDDLY!!!!
I hope we keep that mentally when we eventually reach this level of advancement.
Though maybe we could do without the crazed factor.
This is a pretty excellent sci-fi story, adorable fluffies aside. The detail of the tech as well as the procedure of boarding and scanning the station are very detailed. I think it should have probably required an entire squad to do this, but I think this story gets most things right.
I hope this author decides to do more sci-fi stories.
I love these first contact stories were humans are protective monsters. Long shot but if anyone could recommend an actual book similar to this I'd appreciate it.
A child butched a raiding party of Harvesters. As soon as the word gets back to Earth, there will no longer be a Harvester problem.
Bounty on harvesters. 5000 galactic credits for each confirmed kill.
FLUFFY IS MINE!!! Must protect and tear
Until it is done.
Cute story. Though I do hope that if and when our descendants do encounter other sapient beings, they are wise enough not to decide matters of diplomacy on the basis of “pretty privilege.” That said yes, the Fluffies were saved! Huzzah!
While there are exceptions, it's not a bad idea to make first impressions based on looks.
A good diet and decent personal grooming are indicative of desirable personality traits: whilst obesity or deliberately destroying your appearance indicate the opposite.
For those aliens who look naturally hideous, they can take it up with God, I dunno.
I want the picture of those fluffies used in the thumbnail, please?
Wait until they meet the adults and they find what the Harvesters did. They will never harvest anything again.
Oh PLEASE tell me there is more to this story😍. I want to hear more about the goings on in this universe.
Needed a heart warming story like this in my day.
Jess is a child judging from the speech patterns.
The fluffiest don’t have to worry about the harvesters. Once these security logs get back to earth hunting season will open on the harvesters.
You dared to attack younglings and one of ours no less. No you have lost your free trial of life.
Don't get between a "Mama Bear" and her "children"!!! LOL!!! Great story; excellent narration!
Had to listen again ... this one is so good.
That girl went full Doom Slayer on the Harversters with lots of fluffy baby stingers all over her back stabbing her (not on purpouse) and using a metal pipe as a weapon? No surprise the Spine-Leader prefer humanity as allies
I mean when you consider that part of the reason the Doom Slayer went full Doom Slayer on all of Hell for goodness only knows how long & slaughtered enough demons to actually become their equivalent of the bogeyman & have an entire scripture dedicated to warning other demons about him was because they killed his pet rabbit....
For the fluffies.
For the algorithm.
Hope there is more of this story
FOR THE FLUFFYS
I'm thinking a kid 8 to 10 or up to 13 if panting and exhaustion were added to the story as signs of her speaking so childishly
And the pain of the sharp claws and soreness of swinging a bat/tossing Harvey's.
Thanks for the smile, both author and narrator.
Please continue the chapters of 'The Nature of Predators'
If that's the one I'm thinking of, he can't.
Series got picked up by a publisher and gonna be officially published as a series.
Which means he can't record any more about it because of legal issues.
If it's the one I'm thinking of anyways.
@@rainynight02Dungeon Life is having that occur, I don't know if Nature of Predators is also having those talks.
@@rainynight02 A series, what do you mean? Ain't noone can voice a Sci-fi like AgroSquirrel!!! Other than Steven Fry of course...I did love Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in his voice.
I cant help but wonder, was this human a child in distress, or an adult pushed beyond the breaking point by adrenaline and is barely coherent.
It seems to be implied it was a child.
Author confirmed this was an adult the translation was mostly due to exhaustion and the fact that they didn't have very many contacts with the galactic making it hard for the translator to do more than basic sentences
@tempestflare4339 that does make a lot of sense. Part of me hoped the person was barely able to be coherent after multiple days of adrenaline and minor stabs from the fluffies hahahaha
Awesome story Agro. Here is a like and comment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
i expect Jess is a cat owner and thus immune, even at a young age, to friendly daggers and playful mauling ... mostly
The author has confirmed that Jess is likely an adult human just that the alien species haven't had much contact with humans so the translation sounds more like a child speaking since she's speaking without a translator for the most part along with the fact that she's incredibly tired from fighting for so long that would make a person curt no matter what
No one shall hurt the little ones!
ah another nice story, thank you for narating
Jess is correct, no one. hurts. the. fluffies.
A good story kind of reminds me of The Last Stand version of cute and cuddly
This would be an awesome edition to the deathworlder universe.
Do not Touch the Fluffi babys
God i love the stories where humans protect fluffy things
This story kind of reminds me of Xiu Chang from the Xiu Chang saga
Brilliant!
Yah! Jess would most likely be an elementary student and their afraid of her. How scared to you think they'll be when they meet her most likely VERY ANGRY Parents. 😁
Yeah that is not even the scariest part. Not only did Jess kill her way through a 12 on 1 Harvester attack with several babies clawing on her back just playing defense. She hit Leef in full combat armour with a pipe so hard she started pushing him back despite the fact he was Blocking the hits. That would be like you hitting Master Chief with a pipe so hard that even through he blocked them he gets pushed back from the impact. Now keep in mind that this is just a "Juvenile" of the Species. Yeah I would be scared too.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Don't hurt the sentient that look like pets! An interesting companion to the Alien Abudctions story from a while back.
I'm thinking this is the same pipe swinging crab crashing Jess from the Ittle babybspace otter story.
I think that actually is the same Jess just from a different point of view
@tempestflare4339
Well yeah, but it is also a different incident, different aliens, on a ship vs on a planet.
@@robertosborn9910 oh okay
Link?
well she gets around!
I'm hoping the story continues.
Rip and tear until it is done! Those poor Harvesters, they have no idea.....
Thank you for the reading
Man this story made me shed a few tears
Fantastic story, masterfully read as usual
Fuffies too adorable! FOR THE ALGORITHM
I've watched this hundreds of times and I keep watching it. Siri you do this story Justice
Rip and tear until its done.
Had to rewind to catch the beginning
This was lovely!
Thank you for the video.
Jess sounds young, i can just imagine how much worse itll be when she tells the crayon crusaders who hurt her.
Harvesters; why do i hear doom music?
Different fluffies, but I'm sure H. Beam. Piper would approve.
wish a relaxing weekend take care
Please i need to see the picture of this fluffies
For the Fluffies!
For The Algorithm!
STAR TREK had them! Only called them TRIBBLES? LoL
I have a Tribble lol
one of my favourites. For the Fluffies!
So sweet 😊 nobody hurts the fluffies ❤
For the Fluffies !!
well read great story
For the Algorithm
For the Author
For the Fluffies.