SciFi Story - Found Out & My Friends the Humans (Humans are Space Orcs\HFY\TFOS865)

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +68

    Just a heads up , I will be doing the latest 4 parts of the Pretty Little Deathworlders series over the next week. if you want to rewatch or get up to date here is the playlist.
    ua-cam.com/play/PLcfzFNUhrNS2mwNi550UNlbxFDluS2PVx.html

  • @reggiehigh22
    @reggiehigh22 3 роки тому +532

    "Humanity is gone. The humans are all that's left."
    That is such a powerful line. It could be filled with so much horror and unbearable sadness at the same time.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 3 роки тому +439

    That ambassador was smart. Dude had the right reaction there. He also got to watch the Man's execution live.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +34

      yup

    • @aaronsouthard8366
      @aaronsouthard8366 3 роки тому +46

      Too bad he failed to get the humans attention and have the trooper relay the exchange he just interrupted to higher command.
      Also. Nice Wing Commander referance

  • @TheSonicfanx1
    @TheSonicfanx1 3 роки тому +351

    >Earth gets destroyed
    >>Suddenly there's only 2 races left in the galaxy

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +42

      yarp

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 роки тому +61

      Good news, neither are human.
      Bad news, they're human enough.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 3 роки тому +78

      Take the humanity out of a human and you are left with a monster infinitely worse than your darkest nightmares.

    • @therealdamancy
      @therealdamancy 3 роки тому +30

      @@jesseamaya4413 Take Human out of humanity and you get ity.

    • @demogod4955
      @demogod4955 3 роки тому +10

      @@therealdamancy Damn, that's deep.

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 3 роки тому +370

    "HAHA, I just killed 17.000.000 humans, I expect to receive their surrender any minute now"
    * Receives a message from the humans with a single link*
    * Link forwards them to the DOOM soundtrack*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +68

      Rip and Tear

    • @drewahrens3141
      @drewahrens3141 3 роки тому +41

      "Arming the B.F.G 10,000 now"

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 3 роки тому +17

      KAR EN TUK!

    • @brianl8481
      @brianl8481 3 роки тому +17

      “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 роки тому +14

      I feel like if would be far more terrifying if the link was a rickroll and then they learned that they were being pursued by human hunter class ships

  • @communistdoggo2929
    @communistdoggo2929 3 роки тому +512

    Humanity:*There home world gets attacked*
    Humanity:”I’m about to do what’s called a Pro Gamer move”
    Humanity:*Proceeds to commit genocide on a galactic scale*

    • @morescodesup2087
      @morescodesup2087 3 роки тому +66

      Hmmm, I love the smell of a glassed planet in the morning

    • @silvermoonlight4520
      @silvermoonlight4520 3 роки тому +33

      A pro Chad status of a trap card

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 роки тому +35

      @@morescodesup2087 I think humanity didn’t glasses there world.
      Due to it said destroyed I think they blow the bloody thing up.

    • @mervinreyes3008
      @mervinreyes3008 3 роки тому +35

      @@spacetechempire510 well there no kill like overkill

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 роки тому +13

      @Yiming Wang human levels of revenge

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +190

    Humans (engage in normal war, with zero war crimes)
    Aliens (Cracks Earth into bits and wipes out surrounding civilian colonies)
    Humans *“EXTERMINATUS IT IS!”*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +25

      engage the boss music

    • @risingdawnuvu9604
      @risingdawnuvu9604 3 роки тому +14

      would destroying a race entire home planet be considered a war crime? war crime for a war crime.

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 2 роки тому

      Purging with my kin! ua-cam.com/video/WyAEBux88hw/v-deo.html

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 роки тому +18

      @@risingdawnuvu9604 There is no war crime if the species it was committed against no longer exists

    • @wrigthtalekenavi2066
      @wrigthtalekenavi2066 2 роки тому +6

      FEEL THE WRATH OF WHAT WE LOST

  • @genobreaker1054
    @genobreaker1054 Рік тому +20

    "Humanity is gone. The humans are all that's left."
    That.... was chilling.

  • @matejlieskovsky9625
    @matejlieskovsky9625 3 роки тому +208

    Attacking human civilians is a good way to make all humans become soldiers.

    • @beingsneaky
      @beingsneaky 3 роки тому +10

      Some humans have never learned that themselves.

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 роки тому +8

      @@beingsneaky to be fair it's hard to learn that lesson when we are still divided into countries that are all trapped on a single planet that isn't even fully connected by communications technology. You can make a phone call from anywhere using satellite phones but you cannot make a call TO anywhere or anyone yet. Once all of humanity has access to cell phones at all times it might be possible for all of humanity to learn that lesson but until then there will always be people who don't know enough about human history and culture to learn that lesson.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 3 роки тому +9

      And all the scientists become VERY inventive.

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 роки тому +2

      @@IRMentat They all get put into the white rooms with workbenches and research devices

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 Рік тому

      ​@@ryantomer4126along with a blank cheque and the instruction of 'Go Nuts'

  • @cedkira
    @cedkira Рік тому +15

    Aliens: cracks earth*
    Michael Nyqvist playing an ambassador: They "will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!"

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 роки тому +165

    So many of these stories reminds me of something I heard ages ago.
    "It's a great fear of ours: If you took the war out of us, would there be anything left?"

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +16

      You probably wouldn't have a human, likewise if you took the humanity out of humans all you would have left is a monster.

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 2 роки тому +6

      @@Nyghtking A beast. A Beast of the Fields, as we once were.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +9

      @@deadlight88 You would have something worse, a monster in the shape of a man, lacking all forms of empathy or sympathy, caring only for itself and existing only to do what it wanted with no limits to what it would do.

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 2 роки тому

      @@Nyghtking Sounds like a Beast to me

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +3

      @@deadlight88 The word Beast implies an animal of no real thought like a cow or a mule, a human with no humanity is something so much worse then that.

  • @JEL625
    @JEL625 3 роки тому +331

    2 rules firmly established.
    Rule 1: never attack civilians, they rarely encourage war and are to be protected at all costs.
    Rule 2: attacking a species' home world is a very swift way to give every surviving member a reason to hunt your spices to extinction.

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 3 роки тому +51

      Rule 3. If you decide to ignore the first 2 rules, make sure you have a pistol ready and loaded

    • @ten1791
      @ten1791 3 роки тому +58

      Rule 4. the loaded pistol is for yourself.

    • @arent2295
      @arent2295 3 роки тому +22

      Oh fuck please not my spices!

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 роки тому +14

      @@arent2295
      Can't go to flavor town when you don't have spices.

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 3 роки тому +8

      those damn spices wernt even close to the level of the hot ones challange. yet they still challenged em anyway

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +149

    That last story was gut wrenching. For the algorithm.

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +10

      For the Algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +9

      For the algorithm

    • @jd4083
      @jd4083 3 роки тому +18

      Lol Thanks, i'm the author- I feed off the misery of my readers

    • @bubbyscott7064
      @bubbyscott7064 3 роки тому +2

      @@jd4083 your truly evil then 😂🤣👍

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 2 роки тому +1

      @@jd4083 This was a good story... thank you for writing and sharing...
      re - "My Friends the Humans"

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +38

    the way that second stoy ended, humanity can be dead even with living humans bumping about. Damn.

  • @noble_crusader5786
    @noble_crusader5786 3 роки тому +85

    Humans fighting allowing prisoners and saving the enemy
    Earth gets attacked *happy genocide noise*

  • @marshalapex9792
    @marshalapex9792 3 роки тому +20

    Aliens :"destroys earth 🌍"
    Humans :let me teach you the meaning of scorched earth

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 3 роки тому +15

    I imagine that as soon as they learned Earth was gone, every survivor heard Rip & Tear play in the background and went on a zerg rush towards the enemy

  • @crayzkato6607
    @crayzkato6607 3 роки тому +25

    Take the humanity out of a human, and then all is left is the pain, the instinct, and the anger. We survived this long by having something to go back to, having some calm after the storm. But being left with nothing is how the rest find out what is left, only the raw husk of a being with intent and no hesitation because there is nothing inside except for what the unforgiving and cruel world put into them.

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono Рік тому +8

    the second story is the embodiement of "THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID"
    Humanity shouted "Cadia stands" as a joke for so much, that when faced with the harsh devastation of intergalactic war and destruction of Sol 3, the terrans will be able to shout "HOLY TERRA STANDS"

  • @sonicx059
    @sonicx059 3 роки тому +14

    Out of all the ones I heard, that one had a somber heart break to it. My friends the humans.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +17

    I like the stories where we are the xenocidal protectors of some peaceful aliens

  • @icouldntthinkofaname3419
    @icouldntthinkofaname3419 3 роки тому +18

    Second stories last line was genuinely terrifying. It hit all the old edgy parts of me, it cut deep too

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 3 роки тому +103

    Don't worry about humanity -- that you are worried shows you don't know them well. Once they are finished extracting their pound of flesh for the surprise attack on civilian targets, they will go back to being the poets that you knew before. Your head will spin by how quickly that can happen.

    • @jd4083
      @jd4083 3 роки тому +39

      Hello, i'm the author for My friends, the humans- there are two sequels in the arch that effectively lean towards this. Part of what I had been thinking about at the time was my time in the army, and my friends who have reintegrated into normal life. I had been thinking about how much harder it would have been to reintegrate into peace with a society that itself was radically affected by war. Id say losing your cradle of life is a pretty radical shift lol But, then how much longer would it take for us to right ourselves.

    • @silvadelshaladin
      @silvadelshaladin 3 роки тому +11

      @@jd4083 I'd actually think LESS time because you wouldn't be exactly going back to the same polite society that you left, and there would be more unity and respect. When change like that happens to someone, they are more likely to try to brings things back to what is no more.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 роки тому +10

      @@jd4083 I would say a while and things would never go back to normal but i would say humanity would bounce back, the only thing that really confused me was why the humans hated the other races , the uninvolved ones

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 роки тому +10

      @@geoshark12 Probably because the others allowed it to happen.
      Bad neighbors and all.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 роки тому +7

      @@nullpoint3346 ah

  • @badjer4328
    @badjer4328 3 роки тому +22

    It's an act like that last story that would turn the human race into Terran zealots like in the 40k universe

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +26

    Damn! that's so sad that this particular ambassador didn't survive much longer than the execution of that stupid general.
    he had a real head on his shoulders.
    edit.:
    the second one is even more haunting.
    "Humanity is gone and only the humans are left." is such a powerful message.
    uff. let's hope that some millenia will be able to let them forget.

  • @chenlee9835
    @chenlee9835 3 роки тому +72

    Ah yes I remember reading story 1. The bad kitties got spanked.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +11

      that they did

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric 3 роки тому +3

      Nah, you're thinking of the "Expeditionary Force" novels, where it's the Maxolhx who're the evil warmongering kitties who eventually get spanked. Somewhere around book 10 iirc...?

    • @lattitude01
      @lattitude01 3 роки тому +4

      Are you referring to the Kizinti lesson by chance?

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 3 роки тому +12

    A shame about the ambassador, seemed like the type that would have made a helpful prisoner.

  • @notyetdeleted6319
    @notyetdeleted6319 3 роки тому +13

    The humans did a little trolling in return

  • @GarlicAvenger
    @GarlicAvenger 3 роки тому +51

    Earth/Gaia/Holy Terra/Sol 3/Whatever other name for it you have/Humanities Home World: Is attacked.
    Humans: Doom music plays. Time for war, rage and vengeance.
    Earth/Gaia/Holy Terra/Sol 3/Whatever other name for it you have/Humanities Home World: Is destroyed.
    Humans: Imperium of Man style music plays. Time for death, galactic scale genocide and Exterminatus.

    • @merchskele7507
      @merchskele7507 3 роки тому +6

      Eyup sounds about right

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric 3 роки тому +10

      Humans are like ants. Piss off a few, you get bit a lot. Disturb the nest, and _HOLY SHIT._

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 2 роки тому +4

      Suffer not, the xeno to live.

    • @bryanrogers9693
      @bryanrogers9693 2 роки тому +4

      The Emperor's will be done!

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Рік тому +1

      Dalek shows up. Megalovania plays. Humanity abruptly goes extinct.

  • @royalroses123
    @royalroses123 3 роки тому +5

    Aliens: Haha I go pew pew on your colony.
    Humans: welcome to the gulug...

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 3 роки тому +15

    Ooooh you never want to find out. It’s never pretty.

  • @thecursedgalleon7096
    @thecursedgalleon7096 3 роки тому +31

    Barely missed, oh well, nice as expected

  • @CrazyJayThaNinja
    @CrazyJayThaNinja 2 роки тому +6

    They hang in the inky blackness of their space, consumed with rage. We are the only race they will hold a dialogue with, we are the only race they spare.
    It has been a golden age of peace and prosperity. And I would trade it all to have my friends back.

  • @queenbee8045
    @queenbee8045 Рік тому +2

    Oh a Kilrathi… he should of warned his friends how the kitties became homeless.

  • @TheGameinfreak
    @TheGameinfreak 3 роки тому +36

    A little confusion regarding the first story: Did the ambassador survive the incident, or was he executed on the spot?

    • @helslayerknightclaw1339
      @helslayerknightclaw1339 3 роки тому +11

      killed

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +10

      DOA

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 роки тому +16

      Humanity was not accepting surrender that day.

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 роки тому +16

      Doesn't specify. The admiral was killed. And the rest of their race was moving target practice as far as any human cared.

    • @andrewgause6971
      @andrewgause6971 3 роки тому +8

      Not explicit, but heavily implied the guy got slotted.

  • @darokdeed
    @darokdeed 3 роки тому +46

    YOU DO NOT ATTACK CIVILIANS!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +5

      tis rule 1

    • @bubbyscott7064
      @bubbyscott7064 3 роки тому

      Rule 2 better have enough ammo for wiping out what's left of the humans

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 роки тому

      Course not...
      You have drones for that...

  • @donnellebarfield3964
    @donnellebarfield3964 3 роки тому +4

    Humans probably gave the aliens the black plaque weaponized

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому +1

    both stories aliens fecked around and found out....how sad
    thanks for the narration

  • @neenm4299
    @neenm4299 3 роки тому +35

    Wonderful reading as always. I think your voice is getting more comprehensible.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +6

      grinding that xp to become a real bard

    • @neenm4299
      @neenm4299 3 роки тому +4

      @@AgroSquerril you already have 20 charisma! You can do it!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +4

      @@neenm4299 just need to save up enough skill points

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 роки тому +5

    Story 2: imagine an entire race of Konrad Curze…

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 2 роки тому +1

    Oh that second one was flat out heartbreaking 💔

  • @noble_crusader5786
    @noble_crusader5786 3 роки тому +12

    Look at all the war we do to each other, how imagine that but to a species that has wronged us

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +1

      I imagine that we would hate said species more because when we fight each other its really play fighting

    • @SFox-nf3bo
      @SFox-nf3bo 2 роки тому

      Someone once told me, you want world peace? You want all war to stop on earth? Find life out there in the star ocean and humanity will never wage war with itself again, because it will be ready to fight everything else out there. We beat the hell out of ourselves over land, and politics. Imagine a alien race that fucks with us. We wouldn't stop until they were dead. If the earth were to fall and die, the survivors if there are any should be feared the most because stars would start to go our across the universe from the rages of war.

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Рік тому

      Ant colony: Look at all the war we do to each other, how imagine that but to a humanity.
      Basically your situation.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +3

    Hey, I remember Wing Commander! It even had a SNES port!

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 2 роки тому

      I love that series!

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 2 роки тому

      I wish that the movie (Wing Commander) had done better at the box office...
      So that we could have had more of them...

  • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
    @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 2 роки тому +1

    That second story made me sad as hell.

  • @chadman3881
    @chadman3881 3 роки тому +10

    Dude this was a good one. Hell yeah as always!!

  • @valentinlopez6189
    @valentinlopez6189 10 місяців тому

    I like the first story more than the second. Thank you for the content you created.

  • @juuzousuzuya6962
    @juuzousuzuya6962 3 роки тому +8

    Lovely

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 роки тому +14

    Great video, loved it!

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 2 роки тому +6

    You’d think the xenos would learn to keep Earth and its civilian populations out of their wars with humanity by now

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Рік тому

      I mean why should they? They had intergallactic travel while humanity was living in caves. They brought humanity to extinction across coundless of timelines.

    • @noneofyourbuisness1679
      @noneofyourbuisness1679 Рік тому

      @@stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Because they always seem to forget the unequivocal wrath that humans bring down upon anyone that deliberately targets civilians. Sometimes, yes, it doesn't matter, but in most cases I've seen, they come to deeply regret it . . . assuming they survive, that is . . .

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Рік тому +1

      ​@@noneofyourbuisness1679 You are incorrect. Out of the countless cases i have encountered across infinite multiverses humanity is always annihilated, it is not even a fight. They are either exterminated by daleks, turned into sentient block of flesh by the Qu, hunted to extinction by future predators, annihilated by monsters from the underworld, or experimented on by the gray. The elater primarily target civillians, and when humans try to retaliate the grey usually crash their jets, leave them in the dust by zooming away with ten times the speed of mankinds fastest vechicle without making a sonic boom, or appear above military bases and mock humanity humiliating them by activating and then disabling their nuclear warheads. I have virtually never seen humanity win, asides from human made propaganda and stories. Naturally humans think they are special, so were the dodos, there is nothing inherent about the human species that makes it more worthy of existence than the dodo, and the universe knows it. You see, humanity is a bully who grew up on a world where mostly nothing can opose them, just like the dodo. This is why mankind is so utterly defenseless when they face something that can actually do damage. I have seen a single dalek take out a galactic empire of humans by freezing their planets so they would be stuck in the same milisecond repeating on a loop for all of eternity, i have seen bacteria take out invading aliens after they effortlessly annihilated earths entire military, and a being who exterminated humanity across all worlds, only to bring them back in but a few multiverses that serve as sanctuaries. But i am yet to see mankind stand up for itself for more than what is but an instant in the grand scheme of things. Of course they often rely on gods or other aliens for protection, but eventually that too stops working and mankind inevitably goes extinct.

  • @Taneth
    @Taneth Рік тому +4

    The race that kills civilians: gets beaten to the dust.
    The race that takes slaves: gets erased from history.
    The race that plays music and shares food: gets behind.

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Рік тому

      Humanity is the only race we know of currently that takes slaves and attacks civilians, and will likely do so until they get extincted.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +7

    You done F#*@#D UP son!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +6

    For the Squerril

  • @ZAVB3R3R
    @ZAVB3R3R 3 роки тому +11

    That was a good one

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      glad you liked

    • @ZAVB3R3R
      @ZAVB3R3R 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril keep it up love staying up late listening to your vids

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 Рік тому +2

    Moral of the stories: If You attack Earth You get Exterminatus'd.

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto 11 місяців тому

    Bad aliens in both stories: "But that's not a sane or proportional reaction!" Clearly they haven't met us.

  • @markschneider8815
    @markschneider8815 Рік тому

    Re: The humans my friends. Seems I can still cry.

  • @thirteenthangel6482
    @thirteenthangel6482 3 роки тому +6

    First comment
    I was clicking play for 30 seconds trying to figure out what was wrong with this thing

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      lol , sorry bout that. Got loadshedding (Power Outtages) today so I set to up earlier than I normally do

    • @thirteenthangel6482
      @thirteenthangel6482 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril all good brother, just greatful for the great videos

  • @ClokworkGremlin
    @ClokworkGremlin 2 роки тому +2

    The reason humans known not to attack civilian centers is because, in any conflict, whatever strategy or action you take, you give your opponent permission to use against you. So long as you restrict yourself to only attacking military targets, your opponent will know to only attack your military targets, and wasteful killing and destruction can be kept to a minimum.
    As soon as you attack soft targets, soft targets are now on the table, and the conflict has entered a whole new dimension in horror. Because not only have you given your opponent permission to attack you where you are weak, but you have also announced that the end of the conflict is no longer when one side surrenders. The conflict can now no longer end until there is only one side left to even participate.

  • @juliane.mfarias9285
    @juliane.mfarias9285 Рік тому +1

    Its just me or most of this stories portrait humanity as "very cool and chill but xenocidal when angered"
    "What is that for?" Asked the lesser Xeno
    "We dont know, we suspect its from an old culture and a divine figure called The Emperor"

  • @AmbroseBoaBowie
    @AmbroseBoaBowie 3 роки тому

    That last one was really touching

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 3 роки тому +5

    Wait was the ambassador killed or just the general?

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 роки тому +2

      @@AgroSquerril heck well there goes one person that seems to do there research

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      @@geoshark12 yup

  • @ZoruaZorroark
    @ZoruaZorroark 3 роки тому +2

    fist story, is it the same ones that are kitties?

  • @inso80
    @inso80 3 роки тому +8

    how much is half decimated?

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 3 роки тому +1

      A 5th?

    • @McSkumm
      @McSkumm 3 роки тому +3

      @@Scream_Lord no it would be a 20th

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 3 роки тому +3

      @@McSkumm Ah shit, you're right. My brain tripped

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 роки тому +1

      I think they're using the other(wrong) version of decimated.
      As in, half of the fleet has only 10% of each ship left.

  • @getonthelist5620
    @getonthelist5620 3 роки тому

    Thanks to all the tier five supporters.

  • @Achonas
    @Achonas Рік тому

    1:20 and I'm so glad it actually is a FAFO story

  • @LNIGO
    @LNIGO Рік тому

    Second one broke my heart

  • @jesseramsay3975
    @jesseramsay3975 9 місяців тому

    Never take everything from someone ,youll learn what it held back.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому

    Thank You for the reading

  • @markbeiser
    @markbeiser Рік тому

    The more you fuck around, the more you find out.

  • @redraptorx1066
    @redraptorx1066 7 місяців тому

    aliens: *destroy earth*
    humans: *chanting of "EXTERMINATE" intensifies*

  • @ericcooley9407
    @ericcooley9407 Рік тому

    Really enjoyed this one.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm

  • @Gr3Nd3LsBan3
    @Gr3Nd3LsBan3 8 місяців тому

    Ok the first story was funny up until the ambassador's death. The Kilrathi was trying to do the right thing but he didn't have enough plot armor.
    The second story is a tragic truth. Look at how many of our young men have returned home in body, but their heart and minds are still in a foreign land fighting a war.

  • @Grey-imposter
    @Grey-imposter 5 місяців тому

    When you take out what makes humanity human, aka, their kindness, empathy, and care for sentient life, all you have left is a cold, calculating creature, capable of doing everything humanity can, with none of their restraints, take humanity out of humans, and you create a monster.

  • @bkane573
    @bkane573 Рік тому

    The enemies gates are down.

  • @juanamcintosh4661
    @juanamcintosh4661 27 днів тому

    ❤ your work

  • @kevincaruthers5412
    @kevincaruthers5412 6 місяців тому

    You destroyed our homeworld.
    You destroyed our heart, our soul.
    You will now bear witness to what is left, when you take our heart, when you destroy our soul.
    Only rage remains. Only hatred. And all our intellect, passion and desire shall be turned to your destruction.
    Rip and Tear until you are memories.
    .
    And then everyone else should pray we can step back from the edge
    Or they will be next.

  • @johnwatrous3058
    @johnwatrous3058 5 місяців тому

    Story 1, Woops!

  • @travisbishop782
    @travisbishop782 2 роки тому

    Kilrathi? Is the first story set in the Wing Commander universe?

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 роки тому +1

    Kilrathi… That name seems familiar…

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 2 роки тому +2

      It's the name of the aliens from the Wing Commander series.

  • @DailyBasicG
    @DailyBasicG 3 роки тому +3

    Lmao dont enslave Humans! Will they never learn! Only other human can do that xD

  • @Snapdragon0112
    @Snapdragon0112 2 роки тому +1

    “We are both peaceful races”
    HAHAHAHAHA

    • @bryanrogers9693
      @bryanrogers9693 2 роки тому

      Laughed when I read that too.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 Рік тому

      The narrator knew not that the difference is that THEIR race is Peaceful by Nature, WE are peaceful by Choice.

  • @xaviermantha63
    @xaviermantha63 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the stories.

  • @i2gsurgeon525
    @i2gsurgeon525 3 роки тому

    Very cool..

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 Рік тому

    So this takes place sometime after Wing Commander 3? Because BEFORE Wing Commander, is when the Kilrathi were an actual force in the galaxy, and in WC 3 we destroyed their home world with the Tembler bomb. And it isn't until AFTER WC 3 that the Kilrathi EVER used diplomacy as anything other than a trick.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому

    more good stories more good narration

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 3 роки тому

    . . . Damn.

  • @davidbaxter7360
    @davidbaxter7360 3 роки тому +3

    Hi

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 2 місяці тому

    The second srory😢

  • @kyleeames8229
    @kyleeames8229 3 роки тому

    Tragic.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      that it is

    • @kyleeames8229
      @kyleeames8229 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril There’s that community interaction I love so much! Have you read My Visit to Earth by Volinian_Visitor? It’s an ongoing series and I would recommend it.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      @@kyleeames8229 i will add it to my to read list

  • @The100thonly
    @The100thonly 3 роки тому +2

    Why did you kill that man?

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

  • @willowleahy6491
    @willowleahy6491 Рік тому

    For thw algorithms

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому

    To please the algorithm

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +3

    FTA

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm!

  • @murphycunningham2465
    @murphycunningham2465 3 роки тому

    😬

  • @spongemanhere
    @spongemanhere 3 роки тому

    is that voice put on please tell me you're not trying to sound like that

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 роки тому

      Trying? I'd say he's succeeding.

    • @spongemanhere
      @spongemanhere 3 роки тому

      @@cnkclark but is it intended

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 роки тому

      @@spongemanhere Certainly. My point is it's good.

    • @spongemanhere
      @spongemanhere 3 роки тому

      @@cnkclark that's very subjective, I find it pretty annoying lol

    • @spongemanhere
      @spongemanhere 3 роки тому

      really not trying to say it's bad, btw! I'm just some internet butthole

  • @strategygalactic
    @strategygalactic Рік тому

    FAAFO

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 місяців тому

    277th, 13 December 2023