Uncle Roger React To VIRAL FOOD TIKTOKS

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    Uncle Roger reviews viral food tiktoks. Tiktok so cringe, but sometime there is good food on there. And also lots of bad cooking. What does Uncle Roger think?
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  3 роки тому +26276

    What you think of Uncle Roger tank top?

    • @oliverschmidt8502
      @oliverschmidt8502 3 роки тому +787

      I love it! I think you should wear it more!

    • @giosieu5055
      @giosieu5055 3 роки тому +1880

      I love it Dadd.. I mean Uncle Roger

    • @Fleeek
      @Fleeek 3 роки тому +496

      Oh daddy 😂😂

    • @xwtek3505
      @xwtek3505 3 роки тому +775

      Onlyfans or nothing.

    • @user-fy1io3wv5d
      @user-fy1io3wv5d 3 роки тому +215

      The outtakes are funnier to me honestly
      idk why :/
      I'm asian :D

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +50568

    “Our children are the dishwasher” why you gotta go at me like that uncle 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +6473

    BREAK OUT THE GUNS UNCLE

  • @comradenino8464
    @comradenino8464 Рік тому +341

    I completely lost it with the cooked sushi😂

    • @heosuaquay9999
      @heosuaquay9999 Місяць тому

      Same, I was like: "Why? Sushi is raw. That's the point, why cook it!?" 😂😢

  • @Majyxs
    @Majyxs Рік тому +205

    Using the dishwasher as storage is also a slavic thing. As a czech, the most western slav country, my family always stored the pot lids in the dishwasher.

    • @user-zy9mp7xp3z
      @user-zy9mp7xp3z 2 місяці тому +1

      Bro i relate So hard
      Same at grannys here too😂

    • @Heterogeneity
      @Heterogeneity Місяць тому

      Ditto for California mobile home parks. If you live in a trailer the dishwasher is storage of one kind or another. Same for the oven.

    • @thellskip5032
      @thellskip5032 Місяць тому

      hungary same :)

    • @Shadow-of-the-Wind93
      @Shadow-of-the-Wind93 Місяць тому

      same~ we use dishwasher sometime, but mostly storage
      use oven only for cake or something because people here are obsessed with baked things that'll kill you later@@thellskip5032

  • @dawanyecornish5059
    @dawanyecornish5059 2 роки тому +10466

    "Hey guys it's daddy- I mean uncle Roger"
    No, no you were right the first time

  • @SeabassFishbrains
    @SeabassFishbrains 3 роки тому +12421

    I mean dang, uncle Roger will have a new auntie in no time if he sticks to the tank top!

  • @silviamtz8961
    @silviamtz8961 Рік тому +91

    Love it when he gets offended when someone fks up Italian or Mexican food 😂😂 HE even knows it's wrong!!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @WowAnotherwow-mc2jl
    @WowAnotherwow-mc2jl Рік тому +31

    11:14 it looks a cosmic brownie drenched in blo0d with cheese on top for “flavor”

  • @midnightbladeninja5379
    @midnightbladeninja5379 3 роки тому +2549

    "Where is cancel culture when you need it"
    -uncle roger

    • @FBI-zd2no
      @FBI-zd2no 2 роки тому +54

      Twitter has joined the chat

    • @sujalgondkar9998
      @sujalgondkar9998 2 роки тому +16

      @@FBI-zd2no investigation starts in instance

    • @nameless3259
      @nameless3259 2 роки тому +1

      777 likesss

    • @ahmedbasalama
      @ahmedbasalama 2 роки тому

      @@nameless3259 it got ruined in 8 minutes (not me though)

    • @nameless3259
      @nameless3259 2 роки тому

      @@ahmedbasalama oh 😭

  • @russell7790
    @russell7790 2 роки тому +5591

    “Why the hell is this pipe clogged?”
    “Because i hate flavor”
    Lmaooooo

  • @Kniteofhell
    @Kniteofhell 9 місяців тому +33

    As uncle roger once said : “This is the kind of meal that you eat once , and die of a heart attack later”

  • @sanjaymishra4806
    @sanjaymishra4806 4 місяці тому +19

    4:33 in this his face was squeezable I cannot resist this much cuteness uncle roger

  • @oscarreed9520
    @oscarreed9520 2 роки тому +8422

    I’m still raging at that girl who drained the meat and washed it with water and she acted like it was so smart it would probably taste like rubber 😡

    • @SablePhantom
      @SablePhantom 2 роки тому +660

      Draining is fine... just not down the drain. Fat can always be saved for later cooking (same reason as saving bacon fat). But washing the meat after draining is not okay.

    • @mechotechno
      @mechotechno 2 роки тому +531

      Worst part is that what she drained was 90% water from the meat, only to then replace it with tap water

    • @50thdollar61
      @50thdollar61 2 роки тому +286

      That was mostly water and called it grease and she should have just cooked it until it evaporated

    • @spectreofwar9850
      @spectreofwar9850 2 роки тому +220

      All that fat down the drain is going to sit in her pipes and go cold. I recently dug up a friend's sewer and they had about 2 meters of fat stuck in 2 different places, and they weren't even draining fat down their sink. That fat goes hard with a consistency like a block of cheese, and blocks pipes all the time

    • @mawariyux8236
      @mawariyux8236 2 роки тому +295

      multiple crimes were commited
      crime nr. 1: putting cold meat into cold pan
      crime nr. 2: calling meat water grease
      crime nr. 3: the draining
      crime nr. 4: the washing
      someone take this girls kitchen utensils away and make sure she never holds a dinner party

  • @inf3ct3dnoname58
    @inf3ct3dnoname58 3 роки тому +2155

    I have never seen anybody that's as much of a psychopath as that girl that washed the ground beef

    • @atom_gray
      @atom_gray 3 роки тому +105

      that girl puts the milk in the bowl _before_ the cereal every morning...

    • @blarfroer8066
      @blarfroer8066 3 роки тому +18

      Maybe she got that from Paris Hilton.

    • @Mimmie.
      @Mimmie. 3 роки тому +7

      I know. Eek.

    • @breakawayseoul
      @breakawayseoul 3 роки тому +24

      In defense, this is advice given by medical professionals. I have to do this if I use any ground beef less than 95% lean because of all the fat in the grease. The only other options are 1. to go on meds for high cholesterol. But the meds for high cholesterol are bad for my other medical conditions. or 2. Not eat beef, because I can't afford beef that lean.

    • @adedow1333
      @adedow1333 3 роки тому +70

      @@breakawayseoul fyi, most of what was thrown out was water. The beef was cooked, but not browned. I get it: drain off the fat. But brown the meat first! You need oil to cook!

  • @Oscar-gq4ro
    @Oscar-gq4ro 8 місяців тому +121

    I’m with uncle roger on the vegan substitute names, and I’m a vegetarian(with the exception of fish sauce, anchovy, sardines and crustaceans) a deep fried battered mushroom can be delicious, it’s not fried chicken though.

    • @vivekagupta
      @vivekagupta 7 місяців тому +4

      I mean, it's hard anyone transitioning from a meat-heavy diet to a veg-heavy diet, if the substitute names help them in the journey helps them, then
      🤷🏾‍♀

  • @alexteeters4.0
    @alexteeters4.0 9 місяців тому +46

    The sushi one had me rolling on the floor. I lived in Hawaii for a long time, that's unheard of.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 5 місяців тому +1

      That person has GOT to be British. Or American who has no concept of eating raw fish.
      (I'm American, and I say that.)

    • @GroveSTMember
      @GroveSTMember 4 місяці тому

      Definitely British, can’t be American

  • @Fear_the_Doughnut
    @Fear_the_Doughnut 3 роки тому +2731

    "If you want to make robot, make sure it don't have Parkinson." Uncle Roger May 2021. Words to live by.

  • @tarushdei
    @tarushdei 2 роки тому +8663

    That Getti Spaghetti is possibly the most offensive food I've ever seen. Literally a war crime against Italian people.

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 2 роки тому +263

      You got that right. I cannot imagine Vincenzo from Vincenzo Plate watching that scene without having a total emotional meltdown and heartbreak.😱😭💔

    • @papacyclone5667
      @papacyclone5667 2 роки тому +17

      Yes

    • @pagongtagi6124
      @pagongtagi6124 2 роки тому +49

      I thought it was pineapple topped pizza.

    • @lisal8568
      @lisal8568 2 роки тому +4

      I think it’s a war crime against every race and their people, minus ones called Getty or her camera crew…

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 2 роки тому +41

      I feel bad if the camera mean had eat that

  • @Tibo8o9o
    @Tibo8o9o Рік тому +14

    “Hallo niece and nephew, it's daddy” got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @-Cypris
    @-Cypris 6 місяців тому +4

    7:03 uncle roger's expression just described pain, suffering, death and "You killing me woman! " 💀

  • @HOBI_CHASER
    @HOBI_CHASER 3 роки тому +2029

    "Our children are the dishwasher."
    Me washing dishes: I FELT THAT

  • @PharaohMisa
    @PharaohMisa 3 роки тому +4762

    "Sorry children" is my favorite part of every video.

  • @KeinTutKingsFPE_XDTUBE
    @KeinTutKingsFPE_XDTUBE 11 місяців тому +15

    0:16 LOL

  • @Shreevathsan_Santhosh_4297
    @Shreevathsan_Santhosh_4297 7 місяців тому +3

    3:43 - "Uncle Roger can't afford to lose one inch from anywhere." ☠☠☠☠

  • @electrichearts
    @electrichearts 2 роки тому +7811

    i love that every time he makes a dirty joke he goes "sorry children"😭

  • @cyborgeatsfood8028
    @cyborgeatsfood8028 3 роки тому +2772

    There are 3 things that are certain in life:
    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Uncle Roger roasting Jamie Oliver in his weejios

  • @me_szn
    @me_szn 28 днів тому +2

    "Make sure it doesn't have parkinson, hiyaa" 🤣

  • @DemonTime27546
    @DemonTime27546 6 місяців тому +2

    10:00 that has got to be the most genuine 'What the Hell' from Uncle Roger lmao

  • @AL-qs2xb
    @AL-qs2xb 2 роки тому +3644

    I choked on my coffee at the part "If you want to build robot, make sure it doesn't have Parkinson's" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @timmoor1237
      @timmoor1237 2 роки тому +11

      Seriously one of the best UR comments so far

    • @samanthamellios240
      @samanthamellios240 Рік тому +3

      I snorted too 🤣

    • @hehepadmaja
      @hehepadmaja Рік тому

      can u explain pls?

    • @ch4nel554
      @ch4nel554 Рік тому +37

      @@hehepadmaja parkinson’s is a condition which effect the nerves in someone’s body which causes them to loose control over their movements and shake

    • @hehepadmaja
      @hehepadmaja Рік тому +3

      @@ch4nel554 aaaa ty for educating me

  • @jamosss
    @jamosss 3 роки тому +630

    "Where is cancel culture when you need it?". Uncle Roger asking the real questions😆😂😂

  • @retajsysalazmi
    @retajsysalazmi Рік тому +5

    Uncle Roger you always make me laugh cause your videos about rating food makes me laugh because how you express it

  • @lanmandragoran8072
    @lanmandragoran8072 5 місяців тому +1

    Best ever UA-cam sponsor spot, never thought I’d compliment the add. Buffering, lmao!

  • @Wolfshadow115
    @Wolfshadow115 2 роки тому +1481

    “Hello, it’s daddy... I mean uncle Roger.”Outtakes are seriously the best part 😂

    • @sodadealer4244
      @sodadealer4244 2 роки тому +19

      But that wasn’t an outtake?

    • @Wolfshadow115
      @Wolfshadow115 2 роки тому +3

      @@sodadealer4244 I realize that now. Must’ve missed it first time through - and apparently others did too lol

    • @twinsgayatri2160
      @twinsgayatri2160 2 роки тому

      So many likes but only 2 comments

  • @nghtwng1572
    @nghtwng1572 2 роки тому +2458

    That cooked sushi was indeed a:
    W A R C R I M E

    • @yourlocalpotato1289
      @yourlocalpotato1289 2 роки тому +8

      no its ww2 starting

    • @alexkelly8131
      @alexkelly8131 2 роки тому +25

      Wok rime

    • @iamkj2008
      @iamkj2008 2 роки тому +6

      @@yourlocalpotato1289 I think some people in the US started cooking sushi so Japanese have no choice but to bomb pearl harbor

    • @Tymdek
      @Tymdek 2 роки тому +25

      Not only the sushi, but also the drained meat and the spaghetti...

    • @chiensyang
      @chiensyang 2 роки тому +7

      As a joke, I once told a waitress the chef forgot to cook my sashimi. Therefore, I think the TikTok video was a joke too.

  • @_SparkHere
    @_SparkHere Рік тому +9

    1:17 Jokes on you, I'm watching on a phone. And I will throw it out of the window.

    • @duasiddiqi2299
      @duasiddiqi2299 9 місяців тому +3

      It is a good thing if it is expensive

  • @stevieg4201
    @stevieg4201 Рік тому +16

    Dude you just crack me up, I don’t usually laugh at much but you have me cracking up over here, my fiancé thinks I’m retarded because of what makes me laugh, haha, don’t ever change you bit, this is good stuff

  • @thatdudecancook
    @thatdudecancook 3 роки тому +2011

    Did you just call me a sad poor person?! 😂

  • @M1NUSK4RM4
    @M1NUSK4RM4 2 роки тому +2453

    The guy who cooked the sushi deserves to be in a High security asylum.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 2 роки тому +93

      Some people just want to watch the world burn

    • @Lee-lm2bn
      @Lee-lm2bn 2 роки тому +66

      Reminds me of my mum when I served her sashimi for the first time and she was like : "Wait, it's still raw." That's kinda the point of raw fish. 😐

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 2 роки тому +27

      SOMEONE PUT THAT MAN ON A WATCH LIST... NOW!!!
      On a somewhat less serious note, when I served sushi for the first time in my house, my mother and brother were both completely shocked... declared me "a lunatic" for eating "fish bait"...
      ...BUT after a few minutes of cautiously (read "suspiciously") watching me, my brother opened up and gave an honest chance... Decided "It really wasn't so bad", and learned that he liked the Wasabi almost as much as he enjoys Sriracha and my own patented Habanero Hell Sauces...
      The second time Sushi was served, my brother had brought it with him and was cussing me for "getting him addicted to fish bait"... AND finally our mom gave the stuff a try... and she enjoyed on average a bi-weekly foray into "the world of edible fish bait" for the remainder of her days... even asking for the stuff when she was in a long term care facility... which inspired a bit of dubious curiosity among the nurses and staff as well as a few of the other patients... some of whom are probably cussing me now for spreading the "addiction to fish bait" among them as well...
      ...life in the Appalachian mountains (read "the sticks") can be very entertaining when one is a bit traveled. ;o)

    • @FerdinandFake
      @FerdinandFake 2 роки тому +20

      In the same cell as the thing that strained ground beef trough a plastic colander

    • @M1NUSK4RM4
      @M1NUSK4RM4 2 роки тому +1

      Holy shit 660 likes with only 4 comments, this is probably one of my bigger comments and I usually comment alot.

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 7 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Roger favorite food
    Step 1 : mangetout
    Step 2 : more mangetout
    Step 3 : msg
    Step: 4 : chili jam
    Step 5 garnish with mangetout
    Step 6: serve to uncle Roger
    Step 7 : he throws it at Jamie Oliver 🤣

  • @meenakshirajesh8819
    @meenakshirajesh8819 9 місяців тому +6

    Love it when he says "sorry children" 😂

  • @katierose9705
    @katierose9705 3 роки тому +396

    I saw the girl dumping fat down the drain and paused it to show my husband. Our area has been having an issue with this clogging the pipes and I was like 'Looks like people are this dumb everywhere'. That was when my husband pointed out that the girl is wearing a UPEI hoodie - that's our local University LOL

  • @pshivvy4212
    @pshivvy4212 2 роки тому +574

    "if you want to make robot, make sure it doesn't have Parkinson's" lmaooo

    • @ninaazis936
      @ninaazis936 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wsrahman
      @wsrahman 2 роки тому

      I'm dying... 😂😂😂

    • @_ams17
      @_ams17 2 роки тому

      🤣

    • @Robb-zx2oh
      @Robb-zx2oh 2 роки тому

      That was my favorite quote!

  • @user-ze7yx3tl5f
    @user-ze7yx3tl5f 5 місяців тому +3

    "More like getti that shit out of uncle roger face" 😂😂😂😂

  • @juan.cornelioryan4336
    @juan.cornelioryan4336 6 місяців тому +2

    "Hello niece and nephew it daddy I mean uncle Roger" got me laughing 😂

  • @majaspychalska8937
    @majaspychalska8937 3 роки тому +750

    Auntie Hersha: *traumatized Uncle Roger with colander*
    Beef Girl: *joines the chat*

    • @thecouchpotato7517
      @thecouchpotato7517 3 роки тому +31

      "grease is disgusting, im gonna wash the beef"
      *proceeds to wash the beef and wash off the flavor too*

    • @Jimhawking24
      @Jimhawking24 3 роки тому +1

      🥴😂😭

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 3 роки тому +3

      @@thecouchpotato7517 There's no way she wasn't trolling.

    • @19Loken80
      @19Loken80 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheButterMinecart1 Nah, my guy. I have seen things you can't imagine and this was a thing I saw often. Forever traumatised with bland ass beef tacos.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 3 роки тому +1

      We definitely used to do this back in the day lol. In the 90's and early 00's when any type of fat was supposed to be terrible for you. Maybe she didn't get the memo.

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 3 місяці тому +1

    The wok machine just having a mental breakdown at the end 😂😂😂

  • @TAZgarage
    @TAZgarage 10 місяців тому +1

    7:53 "That texture is just like fatty beef"
    So, it's gross, I could have told you that 😂

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 2 роки тому +5015

    I had a vegan roommate in college that insisted that his jackfruit mix tasted just like pulled pork. It tasted like stale pineapple with cheap bbq sauce. I asked him when he last ate pulled pork and he said he had never eaten it.

    • @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei
      @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei 2 роки тому +399

      To be fair, roasted green jackfruit isn’t bad. Put some soy sauce on it, chuck it in the oven, let it caramelize, and toss it in with you veggie stir fry. I just wouldn’t wanna go into or expecting meat.

    • @Spuckeblase
      @Spuckeblase 2 роки тому +223

      Well truth is, replacement food does not taste like meat. With the seasoning and good consistency it can get near "meat-like". But its also BS to say vegan people dont know how meat tastes 🤣

    • @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei
      @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei 2 роки тому +100

      @Frank Parker 1) while soy sauce occasionally has mix-ins to improve the flavor, it's almost never fish -fermented fish is distinctive and would ruin the actual flavor - and there are plenty of varieties that don't contain any animal products. Whoever told you soy sauce has fish in it was fucking with you for jollies. Fish sauce is completely different and btw you should never mix the two for exactly this reason. You will overtake the soy sauce flavor
      2) I wasn't speaking in strictly vegan terms at all, I just said green jackfruit isn't bad, and gave an example for how I've had it before, that is, prepared mostly savory and absolutely not doused in already sweet bbq sauce. if you hate soy sauce that much you can easily use another mostly salty dry-heat preparation, which prevents the sugar already in the jackfruit from being too overpowering once the waxy tannin flavor breaks down. Because that's what happens when you cook green jackfruit

    • @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei
      @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei 2 роки тому +38

      @Frank Parker no? Most soy sauce doesn't have fish in it, because once the taste of fermented fish is invovled you can't taste anything else. We use soy and fish sauce regularly in my family, believe me, when fish is fermented, you fucking know. On occasion, soy sauce will have very concentrated boiled down stock added, almost always beef or pork, but fish very very rarely
      And no we have proper soy sauce at home, not whatever white people stuff you can pick up at the local savemart. There is no fish in it

    • @shinkshonkers3787
      @shinkshonkers3787 2 роки тому +60

      @Frank Parker fish sauce is completely different it's salty with fishy flavor
      soy sauce is salty but the salt is kinda sharp

  • @ved_kr1756
    @ved_kr1756 3 роки тому +535

    Beef Girl- Uses Colander for draining beef
    Uncle Roger- No NO NOOOOO
    Gordon Ramsay in the distance- You donut...

    • @PrinsPrygel
      @PrinsPrygel 3 роки тому +13

      WHAT ARE YOU!?

    • @Aidan_Yao
      @Aidan_Yao 3 роки тому +19

      And I thought draining rice was bad.

    • @PrinsPrygel
      @PrinsPrygel 3 роки тому +32

      And the really annoying part is that most of that isn't even fat. Keep stirring and all that juicy goodness will caramelize onto the mince, contributing to crustification and delicious umami flavours.

    • @srmoscaog
      @srmoscaog 3 роки тому +1

      you doughnut

    • @sev0582
      @sev0582 3 роки тому +1

      Lol yessss

  • @toottoot2756
    @toottoot2756 9 місяців тому +1

    7:18 also depending on where you live you are destroying native wildlife because the grease goes into creeks and rivers then it goes out to the ocean

  • @TheGlobe7
    @TheGlobe7 8 місяців тому +1

    the intro......
    Im dead inside💀💀💀

  • @austincottingim4546
    @austincottingim4546 2 роки тому +2355

    Uncle Roger showing skin has me feeling some type of way

    • @Veronicz
      @Veronicz 2 роки тому +146

      I think a popular term has been coined for that feeling: thirsty. If you’re not familiar with that term, Urban Dictionary is a helpful friend

    • @skywayking2588
      @skywayking2588 2 роки тому +29

      Sus

    • @KizmaNuts69
      @KizmaNuts69 2 роки тому +14

      yessir

    • @Alex-ji9sz
      @Alex-ji9sz 2 роки тому +15

      @@skywayking2588 daddy

    • @shady7villareal
      @shady7villareal 2 роки тому +23

      have you seen that shirtless uncle roger /////

  • @ZedGagingLife
    @ZedGagingLife 3 роки тому +773

    *Uncle Roger call himself Daddy by accident*
    Fangirls: And i took that personally

  • @user-ix1ov1tz8w
    @user-ix1ov1tz8w 4 місяці тому +1

    he said some "Hello niece and nephew its daddy-i mean uncle roger" got me dying on the floor LOL

  • @DigitalIP
    @DigitalIP 7 місяців тому +1

    When i make sloppy joes or tacos i DO drain the grease out one to two times so the mix is less diluted, but i sure as hell dont let the grease go down the drain OR rinse off the meat, that is an EXTREME NO NO!!

  • @Mitwadus
    @Mitwadus 3 роки тому +535

    I totally expected a “sorry Children” when “uncle Roger” called himself Daddy.

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 3 роки тому +4

      Nah. Uncle Roger's got the moves...

    • @nonaau4791
      @nonaau4791 3 роки тому +7

      But not apologising actually helps the joke fly over kids heads 😂

    • @imiliano_
      @imiliano_ 3 роки тому

      I was expecting that too

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 3 роки тому +1948

    is this a gun show or the bachelor.

  • @saveriocanale1441
    @saveriocanale1441 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm italian and and couldn't carry on with the video because I had to chew my eyeballs after that "pizza"

  • @jezeahlainemoya5016
    @jezeahlainemoya5016 Місяць тому +1

    "Why the hell is this pipe clogged?" "Because I hate flavor" bro I repeated it so many times I am dead rn

  • @drewhubbard4459
    @drewhubbard4459 3 роки тому +944

    Uncle Roger in a sleeveless shirt is hotter then Jamie Oliver’s Chili Jam.

    • @9051team
      @9051team 3 роки тому +46

      thats not saying much

    • @stevenlee_1
      @stevenlee_1 3 роки тому +12

      yAaAAaEEe-yA!

    • @danusranger
      @danusranger 3 роки тому +17

      everything is hotter than that wdym

    • @kilo1901
      @kilo1901 3 роки тому +6

      This is like comparing the Monetary Value of a spec of Dust to a Gold Bar.

    • @sitiaishah6923
      @sitiaishah6923 3 роки тому

      👉ua-cam.com/video/e2_efhb2uaY/v-deo.html

  • @MJRLHobbyStuff
    @MJRLHobbyStuff 3 роки тому +539

    Jamie Oliver has been roasted so many times at this point, he’s like the burnt ends of the red char siu hanging on the hooks at the Chinese restaurant

    • @carlcouture1023
      @carlcouture1023 3 роки тому +37

      The only time in Jamie Oliver's life when something has been cooked correctly is when he gets roasted.

    • @CrankyBarista
      @CrankyBarista 3 роки тому +14

      ...and he's as greasy as the ducks hanging in the window.

    • @floopyboo
      @floopyboo 3 роки тому +11

      Oh, come now. He's not that good.

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 3 роки тому +6

      Just say jamie oliver as a sandwich and the top part is where the olive is placed and that olive represents his mistakes that would be part of that sandwich

  • @EagleEmpirezz
    @EagleEmpirezz 8 місяців тому

    "Daddy Roger" Got me DYING

  • @firebert123
    @firebert123 8 місяців тому

    "ALL THIS GREASE"
    >Shows pan of beef water defrost

  • @user-ro2kt9go4u
    @user-ro2kt9go4u Рік тому +2316

    I thought I wasn't good at cooking.. Turns out I'm actually pretty good.. That video boosted my confidence 😂

    • @eekooj
      @eekooj Рік тому +19

      hi, i don't mean to be rude or discouraging, but coming from a fellow baker and cook who's still learning, i advise you not to compare yourself to others. even on the internet, don't compare yourself to anybody. at all. it's perfectly okay to admire or look up to good cooks but don't compare yourself to anyone. it's not healthy to base your opinion of your own skills on other cooks. another thing worth mentioning is to accept constructive criticism and not to take it as an insult. criticism is an extremely important tool to help you improve. you got this

    • @ahlee2
      @ahlee2 Рік тому +3

    • @EnderGreenPanda
      @EnderGreenPanda Рік тому +25

      @@eekooj Bro really thought he was being serious💀

    • @EnderGreenPanda
      @EnderGreenPanda Рік тому +6

      @@eekooj Also I'm a cooker as well and idc if anyone compares me to someone

    • @OblivionCrownJr
      @OblivionCrownJr Рік тому +1

      @@eekooj I agree with you

  • @Ih34rtgan-ir4kw
    @Ih34rtgan-ir4kw 10 місяців тому +2

    When you said Daddy Roger in the beginning of the video I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even stop and my friends started to get there minds dirty because of the orange tank top u were wearing and they smirked in the whole entire video watching this 😏

  • @madisondaley1655
    @madisondaley1655 Рік тому

    The person behind the camera in the one nerd beef spa-bullshit-etti was groaning from the start of that recipe to the finish lol

  • @dianejohnson9904
    @dianejohnson9904 2 роки тому +1801

    I really want a t shirt that says “Vegetable Tastes Like Sad.” 🤣

  • @pretzelpatch
    @pretzelpatch 3 роки тому +192

    What society thinks women want: jewelry, flowers, clothes, make-up
    What women really want: a slow-motion clip of sleeveless Uncle Roger, caressing his wok, fan blowing his hair back

    • @mooncusser1004
      @mooncusser1004 3 роки тому +5

      Giving us a smoldering hot iron wok look 😂

    • @Lucifermits1092
      @Lucifermits1092 3 роки тому +8

      What society thinks men want: a motorcycle, chain saw, wife in the kitchen.
      What men really want: a slow-motion clip of sleeveless Uncle Roger, caressing his wok, making sweet, sweet egg fried rice. A speedo doesn't hurt either.

  • @dpunktgehpunkt5876
    @dpunktgehpunkt5876 2 місяці тому

    7:25 "why the hell is this pipe clocked?"
    "because i hate flavour" xD

  • @user-ps7xv2ng4v
    @user-ps7xv2ng4v 8 місяців тому +1

    I laugh whenever I hear uncle roger make a dirty joke then say "sorry children"

  • @user-ed6gw3jv8o
    @user-ed6gw3jv8o 3 роки тому +592

    “Hallo Niece and nephew its daddy-“ 💀💀

  • @medhachattopadhyay9486
    @medhachattopadhyay9486 Рік тому +2108

    Y'all may be thirsting over uncle but nigel's "sorry children" makes me wanna have his children 💫

  • @Crap11991
    @Crap11991 8 місяців тому

    7:02 I had headphones on and wasn’t paying attention and that scared the crap out of me lmao

  • @peanuz
    @peanuz 4 місяці тому +3

    cooking sushi is criminal

  • @pulmcritdocSJ
    @pulmcritdocSJ 3 роки тому +633

    *Uncle Roger is sleeveless*
    All them aunties be like: T H I R S T Y

  • @robobid7853
    @robobid7853 3 роки тому +649

    Uncle roger so hot when he laughs and talks normally.

  • @rudhramovies9220
    @rudhramovies9220 6 місяців тому +1

    the spaghetti gave me flash backs of kays coocking

  • @virchill4056
    @virchill4056 8 місяців тому

    Uncle rog: " Who put candy in pasta?
    Getti put candy on spaghetti haiyaaaaa "
    Was my fav part 😁🤣

  • @snooperdog100
    @snooperdog100 3 роки тому +335

    Bro when she WASHED THE BEEF WITH WATER I made such a horrified face, when my dog looked at me she got scared and left my room 😭

    • @Noid1220
      @Noid1220 3 роки тому +1

      She did that for the views. That's tiktok for you.

  • @airak6853
    @airak6853 Рік тому +1526

    My nutritionist sister just couldn't speak of shock for a whole minute when that tiktok came up. We just covered our mouths and sat there disgusted at the audacity.

    • @Technomanicat
      @Technomanicat Рік тому +35

      Which one

    • @Evravon
      @Evravon Рік тому +37

      We're still waiting on an answer to this. Which Tiktok? It's been 4 months, hurry up!

    • @mikevarietygamerVN
      @mikevarietygamerVN Рік тому +148

      It's the TikTok about the girl drainig the grease from the meat down the drain, sicne that TikToker claims she learned about that in Nutrition

    • @ladyraven3418
      @ladyraven3418 Рік тому +25

      @@mikevarietygamerVN I had a feeling that's the one they meant.

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy Рік тому +32

      @@mikevarietygamerVN I'll never understand the obsession with "healthy eating tips" that involve ruining fatty foods instead of just eating leaner foods in the first place.

  • @RyanSmith6644
    @RyanSmith6644 8 місяців тому +1

    I dumped a guy because he decided to drain beef in the sink and wash it after it was cooked. It was so disgusting. He refused to listen me when I told him NOOOOOOOO!!!! My culinary school training couldn’t even convince this guy to not wash cooked meat. He didn’t even season the meat as it cooked. My worst nightmare. As a woman I personally thought a man cooking for me was the hottest thing ever (I’m always expected to be the cook) I changed my mind when he washed his meat. Was so disgusting and I tried to eat it to be nice. Only meat you should be washing is the meat in your pants.

  • @MrKnaives
    @MrKnaives 9 місяців тому

    omg I lost when that one guy cooked the sushi. I can't breath.

  • @lonitbonit5618
    @lonitbonit5618 2 роки тому +1054

    My grandmother 'helped' me once when they were visiting. I left the cooked and seasoned ground beef on the stove to go ask my mom something, came back to the kitchen a couple minutes later and she's got it in a colander under the tap, rinsing it off. I just stared for a couple seconds, dumbfounded. I knew she couldn't cook, but my god.

    • @Nina-fi1tx
      @Nina-fi1tx 2 роки тому +76

      Oh my god, no…

    • @michaelskinner3722
      @michaelskinner3722 2 роки тому +152

      It's fucked up man. My in laws do that shit. They think garlic and pepper are spicy

    • @LeslieJone
      @LeslieJone 2 роки тому +46

      We did this in the 90's during the low fat diet craze.

    • @redgoldcrown3990
      @redgoldcrown3990 2 роки тому +13

      my condolences on the death of your ground beef.

    • @fuzzyx2face
      @fuzzyx2face 2 роки тому +47

      I know someone else’s grandma who rinses beef off, I was so confused by this. My mom just taught me to take a spoon and scoop out most fat by tipping the pan, let the fat cool in a heat proof container of any kind, once it’s solid scrap into garbage

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +3840

    Sleeveless looks good too!

  • @dylan_msm217
    @dylan_msm217 Місяць тому

    My wok is ACTUALLY the ultimate multi-purpose. I use it to cook, I use it to hit people, I use it to drive to school and even fly it to a different country.

  • @TheGLOSSette
    @TheGLOSSette 8 місяців тому +1

    Avocado oil is actually really good for cooking in high heat. It's not the same as olive oil.

  • @godmeme07yt74
    @godmeme07yt74 3 роки тому +450

    The “Sorry Children” never gets old...

  • @Orangecatty
    @Orangecatty 3 роки тому +329

    I legit screamed in rage when she WASHED WASHED WASHED the ground beef

    • @silverstorm1000
      @silverstorm1000 3 роки тому +32

      Gotta be the worst method. Buying the lower fat mince or using paper towel to soak some of the grease is much better.

    • @TheLastchild101
      @TheLastchild101 3 роки тому +8

      I have a friend who literally BOILS her ground beef before making spaghetti sauce!

    • @craigbaker593
      @craigbaker593 3 роки тому

      @@TheLastchild101 that's what your supposed to do. The proper authentic way XD

    • @haikusage4041
      @haikusage4041 3 роки тому +8

      You too? I felt as if my soul was being pulled upon... I think i felt my ancestors crying.

    • @strivingformindfulness2356
      @strivingformindfulness2356 3 роки тому +6

      Me too! Draining the grease I'm ok with, because there's enough left clinging to the beef for flavor; too much grease is disgusting. Rinsing, though, is a NO-NO! That's just as gross as too much grease! Where's that girl's mom or mom-figure?

  • @rajveer2773
    @rajveer2773 4 місяці тому

    love the part where uncle roger screams about not using metal spoon on non-stick pan🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-uy5ig2xz4k
    @user-uy5ig2xz4k Місяць тому +2

    the colander is making me cry

  • @herosteve9244
    @herosteve9244 2 роки тому +1608

    Me: Hey that looks kinda goo-
    Uncle Roger: *Horrible*
    Me: Horrible

    • @darion1728
      @darion1728 2 роки тому +33

      I really hope you're not referring to any of these recipes in the video

    • @stxrmiko
      @stxrmiko 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @shikhar3281
      @shikhar3281 2 роки тому +7

      @@darion1728 Flavor police Raid Unit at your service
      If the answer is yes we will attack him

    • @juanferrer5924
      @juanferrer5924 2 роки тому +1

      Stevobrine

    • @pokeinator7834
      @pokeinator7834 2 роки тому +5

      He is the Asian Gordon Ramsey

  • @ankitbandyopadhyay3944
    @ankitbandyopadhyay3944 11 місяців тому

    Uncle roger's sponsership promotion is the only one i will never miss

  • @jamesrogers2780
    @jamesrogers2780 8 місяців тому +1

    The colander thing is wrong on so many levels. It's ok to drain some of the grease. It's not ok to wash it down the drain. Put some foil sheets in the drain. And why would you rinse all of the flavor off of the beef. Also fried eggs in beef grease/fat are awesome.

  • @ryanmartinage
    @ryanmartinage 2 роки тому +3699

    Uncle Roger, avocado oil has a very high smoke point. It is good when cooking on high heat. I use it on my cast iron when cooking as it doesnt break down under medium heat and keeps everything nonstick. -Nephew Ryan

    • @rawbee8932
      @rawbee8932 2 роки тому +25

      @moimoi moi loololololol

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 2 роки тому +79

      Of all the oils out there, I think that one actually has THE highest smoke point. Somewhere close to 500 degrees Celsius.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 2 роки тому +115

      Honestly, Avocado oil is the only white folk oil id willingly sub in for asian cooking. Definitely prefer the usual seed/nut oil choices, but if i HAD to swap out (mainly if allergies/diet were a concern) avocado would be my go-to.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 2 роки тому +11

      @Jo Mama i was just going along with the joke Uncle Roger makes. XP

    • @chef381
      @chef381 2 роки тому +10

      @Jo Mama Animal fat is NOT BETTER.

  • @mrssassypants0605
    @mrssassypants0605 3 роки тому +369

    Therapist: uncle roger in a tank top doesn't exist, he won't hurt you.
    Uncle Roger in a tank top:

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 3 роки тому +17

      Uncle Roger in a tanktop can hurt me any day or night...

    • @danc7934
      @danc7934 3 роки тому +15

      @@SporeTres sorry children

  • @ammonium-solar4619
    @ammonium-solar4619 7 місяців тому

    "If you want to build a robot, make sure it doesn't have Parkinson's" 😂😂😂😂

  • @changeling0073
    @changeling0073 9 місяців тому

    the meat wrapped spaghetti was so bad, it set MY fire alarms off

  • @elmatador4883
    @elmatador4883 Рік тому +362

    "Oh, He fucked up."
    "Don't call it Vegan steak, call it konnyaku with random sh*t on it"
    -Uncle Roger 2021

    • @Daniel.Barret.Official
      @Daniel.Barret.Official Рік тому +6

      Tbh I’ve never understood that perspective; people going vegan still like steak; it’s more about things like global warming and animal cruelty… love uncle Roger but that’s a very false view on véganisme

    • @user-fm8np2yf9w
      @user-fm8np2yf9w 2 місяці тому

      MAA IM FAMOUS (I lost my account)

  • @gokulv7634
    @gokulv7634 3 роки тому +226

    You can see that he's having PTSD when that lady took out the colander. Aunty Hersha still costing him therapy.

    • @Spthomas47
      @Spthomas47 3 роки тому +8

      I was fine until she ruined, um _rinsed_ it with water.

    • @gokulv7634
      @gokulv7634 3 роки тому +2

      @@Spthomas47 Why did she do that? Why would anyone do that?

    • @Spthomas47
      @Spthomas47 3 роки тому +2

      @@gokulv7634 that, is BEYOND a great question. For a quick second my brain thought it had to be a troll, but it totally wasn't.
      I mean, just use ground turkey if you're gonna do that...

    • @crystalblunt192
      @crystalblunt192 3 роки тому +1

      She gave me a complex with that colander

    • @Spthomas47
      @Spthomas47 3 роки тому

      @@crystalblunt192 because you don't wash your meat?