Coaching my 0 hour friend in Noita

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  • @cortster12
    @cortster12 3 місяці тому +239

    If he stops now, he will forever have a 100% winrate in Noita. A phenomenal feat!

    • @MiltiadesSpyrou
      @MiltiadesSpyrou 3 місяці тому +14

      if he plays again he will be noita'd

  • @jasonemmanuel1031
    @jasonemmanuel1031 3 місяці тому +243

    The hardest part about teaching Noita is every time someone asks a question, the answer is pretty much “it depends” or “sometimes”

    • @Ulmaramlu
      @Ulmaramlu 2 місяці тому +19

      He's actually doing a really good job at answering the questions without giving it all away. Just general advice or if the question is direct then only exactly the answer (or encouraging experimentation).
      Also really liked the pro-tips for muscle memory and wand design grammar for easier play.

    • @jasonemmanuel1031
      @jasonemmanuel1031 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Ulmaramlu Oh for sure, I've just found when teaching noita that its a challenge to answer without being to cryptic to the point of frustrating for the people I teach

  • @svethlane
    @svethlane 3 місяці тому +222

    Ayyyye!! Thank you for teaching me the ropes, Alias, and thank you everyone for watching!!! I had a ton of fun doing this!

    • @nitenite8946
      @nitenite8946 3 місяці тому +28

      No matter what people might say, without your execution you wouldn't have won this run. There were several instances ESPECIALLY right at the end where you narrowly avoided death. Though you're probably unaware of why that is. You had good advice, and got lucky sometimes, sure. But you capitalized on all of that and won in a game designed to kill you. Tons of people wouldn't be able to do that even with far more hand holding than you got. Much respect. 🤘

    • @svethlane
      @svethlane 3 місяці тому +19

      ⁠@@nitenite8946Thank you SO much! It’s hard to tell how difficult a game like Noita is when your first run goes how this one did, haha.
      I’m just happy to do myself and Alias proud 😅 I hope to make more Noita content in the future! Thanks again!

    • @psyantologist
      @psyantologist 3 місяці тому +5

      You were doing really well :) almost jumped off of my chain when you hovered into one of the Temple Exits yet stopped maybe three pixels before collapsing it xD //edit: commented "You were doing really well :)" when you reached the jungle - and now I see you beat Kolmi on run 1 xDD with two shots xDDD cheers, dude!

    • @svethlane
      @svethlane 3 місяці тому +7

      @@psyantologist HAHA I had no idea how close I was, I heard the sweat on Alias' forehead there

    • @jericbean2821
      @jericbean2821 3 місяці тому +8

      After having died over 100 times and see this it’s kinda frustrating… but that’s Noita. I’m still obsessed with this game and enjoyed watching this. Nice win!

  • @klucles
    @klucles 3 місяці тому +85

    I love how at the start he asked "what's the point of the game". Personally, I think that's one of the few games where the point is to just have pure fun

    • @hamblance5938
      @hamblance5938 3 місяці тому +19

      The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods

    • @harrytheghost
      @harrytheghost 2 місяці тому +1

      become a god out of boredom

    • @MysticGohanVegeta
      @MysticGohanVegeta 2 місяці тому +1

      also drugs

  • @FluffieWolf
    @FluffieWolf 3 місяці тому +111

    300 hours in I hadn't realised freeze field makes you fire immune. Awesome video

    • @Masturtate
      @Masturtate 3 місяці тому

      450 hrs myself and you just taught me 😂

    • @menacingarc2297
      @menacingarc2297 Місяць тому

      Yeah same, I learned a lot of stuff that I didn't know!
      The explosive shot stacking I had no idea about, same with the arrow spread(which I should have thought about considering I know how chainsaws work)

    • @twobladedswordsandmauls2120
      @twobladedswordsandmauls2120 6 днів тому

      That is basically the main use of freeze field. It stops fire and lava, it blocks off treasure, and it gets you killed the second you get hit with a bullet unless you have the gas blood perk.

    • @FluffieWolf
      @FluffieWolf 5 днів тому

      @@twobladedswordsandmauls2120 I took it recently and got stuck on a pixel of toxic which killed me👍

  • @chamberlainpi
    @chamberlainpi 3 місяці тому +66

    What the actual… win on 1st try!
    I don’t know whether to applause or cry!
    But honestly, congratz man!

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +24

      I was blown away that he managed to pilot that run as well as he did. Everything just kinda worked out haha.

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss Місяць тому

      Now we have no excuses 😂

    • @nikolayparygin610
      @nikolayparygin610 13 днів тому

      how much stupid i feel right now is mind blowing. 100 hours played and i still did not win a single time

  • @patrickbennett4043
    @patrickbennett4043 3 місяці тому +67

    Gosh , i loved coached sessions.
    seeing the perspective of new players is really cool.

  • @usn9902
    @usn9902 3 місяці тому +24

    5:40 The huehuehue that perfectly voices the game saying "Yep, just 100% Flummoxium. Do something with it, I guess."

  • @psyantologist
    @psyantologist 3 місяці тому +36

    really good balance between explanation and letting experimentation happen! good stuff :)

    • @psyantologist
      @psyantologist 3 місяці тому +2

      maybe take him up the main dungeon again once he can dig out and has the means to kill the alchemist (and travel) - and then either go parallel until he can tinker everywhere and is fire/explosion immune and then go into mushroom caves adjacent to the pyramid to show him some crazy spell things :)

  • @zennon_youtube
    @zennon_youtube 3 місяці тому +33

    "kivaskibidy" god damnit

    • @smoses_gaming
      @smoses_gaming 2 місяці тому +7

      As a Finn, Alias's pronounciation of Pikku tulikärpänen and Stendari was actually good. And then came the kiuaskivi :D

  • @WolfA4
    @WolfA4 3 місяці тому +8

    Hilarious a win on the 1st try, he's going to be in for a rude awakening on his 2nd run.

  • @thatyoutubechannel9953
    @thatyoutubechannel9953 3 місяці тому +7

    Oh my god. As someone who's been playing since beta, I actually learned a couple things that are going to WILDLY boost my game. Like I didn't know about something so simple as switching to another wand resetting the cast order of the wand. I've wasted so many charges of ridiculously valuable spells when I entirely did not have to!

  • @phenex5190
    @phenex5190 3 місяці тому +18

    Ah if only I watched this video before I used scroll wheel to get to my water and threw my paha silma, killing myself.😭right at the portal

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +11

      I learned the hard way too, I fell into lava and was too slow to get to my water and ended up throwing my flask and trapping myself under the lava with a ceiling of rock.

    • @alalmalal
      @alalmalal 3 місяці тому +3

      @@AliasGaming0minecraft moment

  • @mcmatthewchase
    @mcmatthewchase 3 місяці тому +54

    500+ deaths no wins... YET!!!

    • @AdroSlice
      @AdroSlice 3 місяці тому +12

      I'm not quite at your death count, but I've caught up to your wins ;D

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 2 місяці тому +1

      I was like that for a while, you’ll get rng at some point I believe

    • @mcmatthewchase
      @mcmatthewchase 2 місяці тому

      @@dutchthenightmonkey3457 I finally got a win on my 645th run. I just got my second on accident and it was a toxic greed ending

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss Місяць тому

      ​@@dutchthenightmonkey3457 rng for me was run 7, haven't won since at 100 runs or so

  • @jaxwastaken6736
    @jaxwastaken6736 3 місяці тому +13

    11:30 " this..... What the fuck is this"
    MAde me laugh soo hard lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @AdroSlice
    @AdroSlice 3 місяці тому +15

    That was great. Makes me wonder how id have performed my first game under such coaching.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 3 місяці тому +5

      Likely very well. I coached a friend of mine during his first playthrough, and he also won first try. Having someone who knows what they are doing in the backseat REALLY helps, especially if they have over a thousand hours.

  • @PerigeeParrot
    @PerigeeParrot 2 місяці тому +5

    Loved this video, part way through I got inspired to finally buy the game and play it myself.

  • @ithinkihadeight
    @ithinkihadeight 2 місяці тому +5

    New to the game myself so this was informative and entertaining. It's definitely interesting to watch one person with great knowledge in a game tutor someone with none.

  • @psyantologist
    @psyantologist 3 місяці тому +20

    nullshot blackhole to extend it a lot :) tempted to backseat more, uselessly, ... but stopping the fellow from collapsing the HM and using blackholes to dig out to edit more might have been more OP than necessary at this point xD

  • @theeldestrelic
    @theeldestrelic Місяць тому +2

    Came across you via the algorithm, you two made some wonderful background noise while Shuttling civilians around in Elite. Thanks chaps!

  • @schwarzie2478
    @schwarzie2478 3 місяці тому +7

    I was coming in skeptical of this, never expected him to survive even if he was warned of some dangers, he definitely had good gaming habits to avoid simple death, I had 50+ failed runs before i got to the end

  • @PattyGoesZoom
    @PattyGoesZoom 3 місяці тому +6

    What an amazing first run! So many close calls and nail biting moments.

  • @Mogry51
    @Mogry51 6 днів тому +1

    Super fun video! Really enjoyed my time watching you guys. I recently bought Noita and it is a phantastic experience. This video helped a lot

  • @lawrencered7850
    @lawrencered7850 3 місяці тому +4

    Omg I just realized eat you veggies is now a potential healing method with the introduction of mimic fluid. Because of the oatmeal. Tho now that I think about it, wudnt rrly be that great

    • @liamjones8532
      @liamjones8532 Місяць тому +2

      I just had a run where i got eat your vegetables, iron stomach, and mimicium. i filled myself to 2000% and did 30k damage/s

  • @nicklock9797
    @nicklock9797 День тому +1

    buys horizontal barrier
    "maybe I'll put it here"
    /knuckles tighten on desk immediately...

  • @barr4243
    @barr4243 3 місяці тому +6

    Another instance of peak Noita content.

  • @David-zl1tp
    @David-zl1tp 3 місяці тому +2

    Amazing format, ist always really enjoyable to experience second hand curiosity in noita

  • @human-tl7em
    @human-tl7em 2 місяці тому +2

    humble student, relatable teacher. 2:29:20 "Cant forget that part" lol that hit my fucking soul

  • @J______b
    @J______b 3 місяці тому +7

    Next step Dark sun!

  • @TheTunderkill
    @TheTunderkill 14 днів тому +1

    I've played for +200 hours and this video was, beside being fun and all, very informative! HUGE that Svethlane was able to "win" on his first run

  • @tyty8484
    @tyty8484 3 місяці тому +3

    this run had iron stomach, eat your veggies, repulse and slow proj.... and tons of hearts.... jeeez

  • @CrafterVSWild
    @CrafterVSWild 2 місяці тому +1

    This was really cool! Your friend is good at learning and nailing the game first try is impressive even with good advice!

  • @person9473
    @person9473 3 місяці тому +1

    When I saw the shop after jungle. I just about had a stroke.

  • @JoeMustache321
    @JoeMustache321 3 місяці тому +5

    great training session

  • @Whitewingdevil
    @Whitewingdevil 2 місяці тому +2

    Perfect, I know absolutely bugger-all about Noita, but I've been curious for a long time, this seems like a solid place to start :D

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 3 місяці тому +1

    At about 2 hours in, we have baby's first war crime.

  • @brandonharrison7397
    @brandonharrison7397 3 місяці тому +5

    interesting to see someone set up their key binds for the first time without a real idea of what to use or why you might want to do it a certain way. I usually only map the main wand in slot one to R for changing back from anything else quickly along with water potion in slot five to F. I used to use left click to kick but now I use middle mouse bc of a mod that adds alt fire spells.

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +3

      I tried not to throw all the crazy stuff at them but I regretted not learning to avoid mouse wheel about 100 hours in and it took a long time to unlearn my bad habits.

  • @MrTurboTash
    @MrTurboTash 3 місяці тому +2

    Im fairly new to Noita, die a bunch, then come here and see a guy one shot it! lmao. That perk combo was such luck, combined with skill and a tutor, damn.

  • @jkem0
    @jkem0 3 місяці тому +1

    That's absolutely nuts! Great calm and collected coaching, and amazing, very cautious, yet I'm pretty sure very experienced (from other games) playing. Amazing duo. And the fact that you have 1 death even if you win, I've never seemed to notice that, even though I've got 170 hours. Spectacular video guys!

  • @puppymomiji
    @puppymomiji Місяць тому +1

    bought this game for $8, ur soo right about it being a behemoth of a game. i'm experiencing your coaching vicariously through your friend
    🖤

  • @badassdude44
    @badassdude44 5 днів тому

    That guy is lucky af, but his dodging skill carried him through the entire game. True gamer

  • @jaxwastaken6736
    @jaxwastaken6736 3 місяці тому +4

    this is amazing

  • @smoses_gaming
    @smoses_gaming 2 місяці тому

    Using the barrier at first mountain, surviving (somehow) and hovering out of the mountain and as it collapsed "omg wtf" are so Noita moments.

  • @enriquegarciacota3914
    @enriquegarciacota3914 29 днів тому +1

    This was quite enjoyable to watch 😊

  • @blahajkitern
    @blahajkitern Місяць тому +1

    if i wasnt broke i would have this game with 100+ hours for sure it looks SO FUN

  • @villentretenmerth11
    @villentretenmerth11 Місяць тому +2

    kIVASKIBIDI I CANT xD

  • @legday1337
    @legday1337 3 місяці тому +1

    watching this hurts my brain more than playing noita myself

  • @11aqrocks
    @11aqrocks 4 дні тому +1

    this video is so perfect for a person like me who just bought the game recently! thank you sir!

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 2 місяці тому

    5:36 "flummoxium potion...lets go in here and see what it does...oh."

  • @brandonharrison7397
    @brandonharrison7397 3 місяці тому +3

    19:30 Dude I have hundreds of hours into this game and I did not know that about the kiuaskivi -_-

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +1

      The same thing works with Ukkos and the ukkoskivi haha.

  • @Vox_Curio
    @Vox_Curio Місяць тому

    this vid sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch coaching a guy in this game

  • @contentwh0re
    @contentwh0re 2 місяці тому +1

    this is the content im here for as a noita noob
    ty

  • @Mivla12
    @Mivla12 2 місяці тому +2

    How can i apply to be next?
    I have beat kolmi a couple of times, i've beat the dragon... and thats about it. Alchemist gives me nightmares. I've never seen the lake boss. I need guidance, alias. Help me overcome my fear :(

  • @ZaroTV
    @ZaroTV 3 місяці тому +2

    I would love to see a long run guide! Ive beaten the game myself without supervision and i know how to wand weave. But i have no idea how to setup for a long run or all boss run

  • @nester7315
    @nester7315 3 місяці тому +2

    Could've put light 2:15:41 on the dd wand. Not like it'd have enough mana anyway, but it annoys me))

  • @apgamer4053
    @apgamer4053 3 місяці тому +2

    52:20 I do backyard foundry for fun and j give my propane tanks a wide birth 😂

  • @Lynx86
    @Lynx86 Місяць тому

    Beating the game on the first try is insane. Never thought I'd see it. Took me close to 100 tries

  • @sebastiangrebe8276
    @sebastiangrebe8276 2 місяці тому

    This looks like a lot of fun.

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 Місяць тому +1

    I seriously wanna be able to toggle adhd on and off on command.
    In situations where I'd be like "Too much is happening, shots everywhere, enemies, bombs. I need to chill in a corner with some nice relaxing hyper ventilation for a while", this dude's like "Oh, so modifiers are a spell's best friend" so fucking chill n curious in life n death situations😄
    edit: okay, getting to the jungle was the hyper ventilation point.... he got there on his first run. I've gotten there TWICE (out of 100)
    I'm learning a lot from the guidance

  • @vekipekkalin
    @vekipekkalin 3 місяці тому +1

    This video helped me lot too cus im new in noita

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 2 місяці тому +1

    1:44:00 full on noita mode engages requiring a pause as per usual lol

  • @Daiceto
    @Daiceto 2 місяці тому

    Funny how I instantly knew his wand order xD its the same for me..

  • @snaping146
    @snaping146 29 днів тому +1

    1:11:33 "Magic Craft"?? What game were you talking about? @AliasGaming

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  29 днів тому

      Magicraft is like noita with the spell crafting but in more of an isaac style layout, it's a good time. I might do some recording or streams of it soon!

  • @KirbyJr
    @KirbyJr 3 місяці тому +1

    think it took me like 80hours before first full win

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 2 місяці тому

    Could have had long distance cast + explosion of brimstone in level 1 💀

  • @JP-kp5ph
    @JP-kp5ph 3 місяці тому +4

    Record / post your second game with no coaching and no Alias. Think it would be and interesting to observe the difference for the folks who watched this play through.
    I laughed audibly when you said something to the extent of "you've given me so much knowledge that I would of learned in probably ten runs." That's a massive understatement in my opinion.
    There is so much to this game that you learn by trial and error. After several hundred hours of playtime, I still lack the game knowledge to understand all the perk nuances and wand-building skills necessary to create the wand you used in the last few levels. Just let it sink in that the amount of people with the Noita "Victory" Achievement as of posting this is 9.7%...

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +3

      Sveth is planning on recording a few more rounds of noita on his own and then we'll be going over the gameplay together as a followup video. I'm super curious to see how well he does! I can't fathom he keeps his perfect winrate.

    • @svethlane
      @svethlane 3 місяці тому +3

      For sure! As Alias said, I’ll be recording some future runs and we will be reviewing them. There will probably be a huge difference in that gameplay.
      Thanks for watching! I’ve been doing my research since we recorded this and I’m excited to see how things progress.

  • @brunopenava7198
    @brunopenava7198 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro i need this as well lmao
    30 hours still struggling to make good wands

  • @phenex5190
    @phenex5190 3 місяці тому +1

    “Snowy depths is the floor that kills noobs”
    Looks at my screen
    Deaths:73
    Wins:0
    😭 why is he so right

  • @cyro5694
    @cyro5694 3 місяці тому +6

    Take him to the sun.

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +5

      It would just be a moon for him haha

    • @cyro5694
      @cyro5694 3 місяці тому +4

      @@AliasGaming0 Yes that's why it must be made

  • @lkledu2
    @lkledu2 2 місяці тому

    The bomb wand is good, it has a very small cast and recharge, the problem is the mana and capacity

  • @elosy_the_thoughtless
    @elosy_the_thoughtless 3 місяці тому

    I had never taken the personal forcefield before, it didn't make sense for me for it to be strong since it also increases damage taken. if it's too strong, projectiles won't hit you anyways so then the negative doesn't mater. Makes no sense haha
    Guy is 2 perks in and it looks so good already

  • @Samiska19
    @Samiska19 2 місяці тому

    other name of video torturing my friend

  • @lkledu2
    @lkledu2 2 місяці тому +1

    help him reach hell or parallel worlds, or play with alchemy, or say the meaning behind the eyes message, don't try to fool us, I know that you know what's hidden behind those eyes, confess

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  2 місяці тому

      He's got a long way to go until he can unlock all the secrets haha. First we've gotta get him winning consistently without my help!

  • @rifwann
    @rifwann 2 місяці тому

    Im learning more in this than a guide.. So i want more..

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  2 місяці тому +1

      @@rifwann peep the playlist, I've got a couple and more on the way

  • @MiltiadesSpyrou
    @MiltiadesSpyrou 3 місяці тому

    29:55 that laugh

  • @VEGA8
    @VEGA8 26 днів тому

    im in awe

  • @christiangray7826
    @christiangray7826 Місяць тому +1

    Hey I’m a ~2-3h player. Just bought the game today. Would you be interested in trying to puppet me to a win? Might be a fun idea, just lmk if it’s something you’re interested in

  • @wiesi7577
    @wiesi7577 3 дні тому

    and here i am with 119 hours and no win so far xD

  • @lkledu2
    @lkledu2 2 місяці тому

    Actually, fire IS A FLUID

  • @mrfancy7466
    @mrfancy7466 Місяць тому +1

    YO i bought this today cuz i watched this vid and theres a relic thingey that teleports you when you take damage and its so fucking busted it kept teleporting me in portals and thru maps

    • @mrfancy7466
      @mrfancy7466 Місяць тому

      i bought it while watching the vid.. havnt finished the vid but i played noita for like an hour

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  Місяць тому

      you must have gotten teleportitus, that is a very chaotic perk, great for very specific situations haha.

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 Місяць тому

    I can block by kicking? 200 hours in, ya don't say 💁

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  Місяць тому

      only melee attacks and it is a super precise timing. Definitely worth just sticking the leg out if you're going to get melee'd though.

  • @peezieforestem5078
    @peezieforestem5078 3 місяці тому +4

    Alias was a bit too overbearing for my liking, I would've preferred if he was more passive. But it is interesting to see that knowledge is indeed the key to progression, so much so that a complete novice can beat the Three-Eyes with enough advice.

    • @hamishfox
      @hamishfox 3 місяці тому +4

      I thought the exact opposite. Alias wasn't overbearing at all.

    • @AliasGaming0
      @AliasGaming0  3 місяці тому +3

      It's super tough to strike that perfect balance. Regardless Svethlane had a bunch of fun and we''ll be doing some hands off runs to follow this one up.

  • @cheque117
    @cheque117 10 днів тому

    Play with entangled worlds mod to play multiplayer

  • @mikicharlie9618
    @mikicharlie9618 2 місяці тому

    As a player with no wins and like 300 losses. This angers me haha

  • @Bigp707
    @Bigp707 2 місяці тому

    I've spend 100 hours b4 my first win)

  • @untitleditem2334
    @untitleditem2334 29 днів тому

    you have probably chosen the most annoying new player you could have. Annoying laugh, annoying play style. Just frustrating.

  • @nnattonatto2063
    @nnattonatto2063 Місяць тому

    😮 i hate myself after seeng this video