Thanks for watching! I've been working on this crazy stuff for a long time now, but we've got a LOT more work to do. I hope to see ya over on the Twitch channel (twitch.tv/furyforged). Also, make sure you go check out the music of Dudeguy Broman, which I used in this video! He's a super-cool dudeman who I met through Noita. He also streams some of the chillest heckin streams on Twitch: dgbm.bandcamp.com/album/vibe-drive + www.twitch.tv/dudeguy_broman
Kiputyttö (pain girl) (also known as Vammatar and Kivutar) was one of the creators who lived in Alinen, the underworld. People prayed for Kiputyttö to heal them and ease their pain. In the stories, she sat in a special stone called kipukivi. She took the pains of the person and drove them inside the stone. It was a large stone that had holes in it, and through those holes, the pains would travel inside the stone. All around Finland, one can find large stones called kuppikivi with holes in them. Some of them were used for healing purposes. In the folk poems, kiputyttö was asked to boil the pains in a cauldron so that the sick person would get a moment of rest or she was asked to take the pains and throw them into a river.
Have you collected or know how to get "holy metal" ? slap the holy hand grenade and the mod that leaves a trail of the same projectile onto a wand, and keep casting it untill it glitches out and leaves you half a grenade. the piece will not blow up and is likely meltable
The title gives it away. If it was "I built a alchemy lab" then you know it's a compact build. But he made it drawn out so you know he is up to something big
yeah this is nuts. i've got a couple hundred hours in, and i was aware that i basically knew nothing about the game. but this video has humbled me even more. like...i'm jon snow.
this feels like the type of thing that youd find as an end-game location in some sort of fantasy game, like you stumble into The Great Alchemists Lab with every known (and some unknown) material in it, along with some invincible hamiis, magic fish, and the fucking final boss as pets, most spells and a wide variety of OP wands
this game has got to be a case study for making secrets in the modern age of gaming. How many games can have not one but two massive, active unsolved secrets that people have been tirelessly working to solve despite all the resources available to force solutions? I absolutely adore Noita for this feat alone, it's just a bonus that the game is so wonderful as well.
I'm glad it's at least possibly solvable secret, unlike the Trials Evolution ARG that requires people to wait until 2113 to finish the last step. Now that is a case study of how not to make a secret.
@@LordDragox412 Seriously?! That's dumb af, no one playing their ARG will even be alive, nor the creator..... That just means the creator doesn't have a secret LOL!
@@Taricus Yup. And even if someone remembered the ARG after all those years and went to the specified location under Eiffel Tower to find the box with whatever the reward is, you need one of five keys that people got for solving the ARG up to that point. But if waiting 100 years wasn't enough, only one of those five keys will actually open the box.
@@Taricus The box isn't there yet. There have been made "arrangements" by the co-founder and (now ex-)creative director of RedLynx "to ensure there will be something to open when the key holders arrive in August 2113".
Headcanon: The reason stars appear in the sky as you die more and more is because the lower the population of mages gets, the level of light pollution lowers.
26:30 You had to add a disclaimer to a God Run's immortality. "Noita finds a way" That is actually the most haunting quote I've ever heard in this game
this would make a kick ass dungeon for an rpg, you even got the enemies with the kidnapped monsters, like your using trapped ice wizards as magic refrigerator, you have a machine that revives a kidnapped dude so you can continually eat his corps, thats insane bbeg shit
As someone who loves space, the thought of a giant puzzle involving you dying and turning into a _STAR_ and having to do some astronomy to figure it out is absolutely facinating to me.
if you need a video idea, a quick "noita lab safety protocol" of all your strategies to ensure the survival of these types of delicate projects could be fun. I was 29 orbs in a 33 orb run the other day and had a chance to do the chest rain, and then I accidentally opened a chest on the mountain altar... I can't imagine the amount of things you need to keep in mind for this sort of project!!!
I honestly thought I knew everything that was possible in this game already. I've known about it since they first released a teaser gif on reddit. I've been playing this game and watching your channel's videos about it since early access. I've been following every development and mystery since it's inception, and poured hundreds of hours onto it. And I am still flabbergasted that there are things I didn't know, and things I didn't know were possible. Using Kolmi as a chunk loader for infinite distance teleportation? Using infiniwisps for creature capturing? Using ice mages as freezers for material storage? Using necrobots as powehouses for infinite immunity and perk farms? THE STARS?? Insane. Absolutely insane discoveries and developments. I've always loved magic, and wizard games. And Noita was already the game that most perfectly captured that experience of being a wizard trying to master magic and powers from beyond. But this community, and you? You've made it truly feel like I'm a part of a living community of wizards who are working hard every day to advance our knowledge and crack the greatest mysteries of the arcane arts. It's like my greatest wish come true, and for that I thank you. I get so pumped and excited every time I see one of your noita videos, especially if it's discussing some new discovery. I hope you keep up the great work!
This is the one game were I don't even think the DEV remembers making half this shit. Oh god the day the games development ends for good is the day the philosopher's stone will exist.
This is the final dungeon boss of Noita. Taking down the mad alchemist who caged a God to bind his lab to reality, while destroying entire worlds to create just one pixel of some unholy poison.
@@Goteryup oh yeah I'm aware, don't think my message was directed towards you personally; it was more in reference to what you said. Thanks for sharing the information, friend.
Imagine telling someone “Oh yeah, I got these seeds in *hell* “completely out of context. This makes me want to play Noita for an unhealthy amount of time, please have mercy.
Could the pea soup interaction be a reference to the old rhyme: peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge in the pot nine days old. What happens if you put pea soup in the cauldron and wait nine actual days?
@@sportsracer48now I need to open a creative alchemy game. Fucking hell there's more then I will ever know. Now I question if the creative has everything?
I love how noita is probably the only roguelike that could be turned into a sandbox and a survival game. You will never see 8 MONTH long runs in any other
Such a clever use of Kolmi as a chunk loader, I love it! -edit1 Dust Vacuum would be helpful for clearing up the moss if you reduce the lifetime for it to instantly dissipate it would eat the moss. Maybe test as I don't know how it would react with your tubes, it might make liquid jump up and mix.
You know! Thanks - I've used Powder and Liquid Vacuum Field w/ Nolla to erase materials, but I haven't even thought to try it for the moss! I'll test it. Thanks! I am going to have to eventually re-do a lot of this interior, relocate all the materials, dig it out, cover everything in cement, stain that cement, re-dig all the tubes... The Terraria in me is coming out again. I just didn't have the Cement spell until like 40 hours in, so I just did what I could and ran with it. But I need to make everything look *really* nice eventually, haha There's so much *science* to do, though!
"I didn't die 100,000 times in Noita, in 90 days, because I'm bad at the game. I did it because I am trying to solve the star puzzle... I swear." This whole video is packed with cool alchemy facts, and little tricks for farms and "base-building." Loved every minute of it. Saved for thousands of future references to suck a little less at Noita.
To be fair, it is time-limited, so will disappear if you spray it anywhere. And also instantly kills you if you touch 1 pixel of it. (No surprise there)
This is INSANE. Just astounding. Getting into this game a few years back was by far one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had. But watching you take it further and further has been its own wild ride. Thanks for what you do!
Noita is a game i love. I'll play it for days in a row, sometimes dying repeatedly, others i get a good run going.... then die. No matter what, it always ends up with me closing the game and not playing for weeks or months at a time. But your videos Fury, are what bring me back. the passion you have for this game make me want to play it again no matter how many times i get Noita'd. Even if i don't understand half of the stuff you say or the wand builds you showcase LOL
I'm 7 minutes in. I've seen too much already. I've only beaten the game twice and despite having wandered around a lot, I still don't know much about the game as I try to spoil myself as least as possible, I still thought I had my fair share of knowledge about the game. Well seems like I don't. Nothing here makes sense to me lmao yea sure 526735s of polymorphine immunity the timer isn't even going down "Instant deathium"???? "australium"????????? Absolutely cracked content but i'm not ready for this yet, imma go back here later... one day
Some statue in out of place could suffice, like on the left of The Tree. Though, I bet many more people also deserve some statues. There are many talented people that have achieved some insane stuff
This is like Rick from "Rick and Morty" is giving you a tour of his lab. Suspicious bright red smudges on every surface he doesn't bother acknowledging, exploitation of parallel worlds for resource, cruel experiments on "unwilling helpers" and casual consumption of dubious substances included.
This is one of the most incredible game projects I've seen. Not just in scope, but in game knowledge. I've put a couple hundred hours into Noita and I didn't know about 70% of these materials, let alone how you would contain or create them. I love it, it's a masterpiece.
I don't know how I did it, but I managed to get a rock in one of my potion flasks. My only guess how it happened is that I was holding a flask while an earthquake jarred a rock loose when I was in the mines and I somehow caught it. Of course, being a n00b, I didn't have an ocean of Mimicum to turn my 1% Rock potion into a 100% Rock potion, but it might be a fun thing to put in a flask for your alchemy lab, Fury.
Rock is just a solid material formed when lava and water mix. Also, since it's a solid, Mimicium doesn't work with it. Unless you mean something else, I don't think you can catch "a rock" in a flask, and you probably just had an accidental reaction.
@@anipodat394 It's possible I caught a lava splatter with my water flask. It was just weird to see my flask say 1% rock. I couldn't figure out how it had happened, or how to remove it. But I didn't have to think for long since that run went like most other Noita runs.
@@jrm78If you smash the flask afterwards it will splatter the rock onto a surface. It can be used to climb vertical surfaces like the tree or holy mountain as a last resort
this feels like that friend playing super modded minecraft modpack and has a big base with lots of things going on, excited to share what they've done (specially confusing if you hardly know anything about the game/mods), except it's just regular not modded noita as it is straight off the steam page. this game is insane
It would never, in a million years, had occured to me that one could set up a permanent installation of any kind in noita, let alone a research complex like this
This is what magical research should feel like. "Yeah, we have this gigantic monster spider here. No, it doesn't bite. We actually need to keep him around to make sure the lab stays here while we go somewhere else"
as someone who started playing noita, i have no freaking idea how any of this would even be possible to do , that is crazy and sick i love it ! congrats on doing all of this !
I've never played noita, but could that spell used for making the molten metal freezer be edited to make incredibly thin tunnels really close to each other? if each tunnel is 2 pixels apart, then all of the ground in that area would be exposed to air.
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, I never played this game before, but you got me completely invested in all of this. The alchemy lab and experiments, the tinfoil hat stuff, the seemingly insurmountable technicality of all this, all I can say is "hell yeah!" I will subscribe to your channel, even though I know nothing about Noita, and I will start playing it, trying to avoid tutorials and trying to figure it all out by myself.
1. You will not figure it out by yourself, that just isn't something you do with noita 2. You need insane luck alongside vast technical knowledge of the game In order to get anywhere
@@FuryForged The denizens of Noita world be like: "So could someone explain why the ocean is plastic, our troops are farting rainbows as they fly, and the desert is now pea soup?"
@@mikaelious9550 Why is the ocean plastic? Joja corporation dumping trash in the rivers. Why are troops farting rainbows? Joja corporation spilling chemicals which got into the water supply. And why is the desert pea soup? It's a dumping ground for expired pea soup cans.
Incredible. I love the idea of a Noita "creative mode". I've always thought about casting the concrete spell to create some structures and bases, but you've taken the base concept to the next level.
Huh, I never thought a Homebringer Teleport wisp would work like that, but it seems like the perfect way to transport creatures as long as you can chunk-load the area in question.
This is why we need save slots in noita so stuff like this doesn't just disappear, the multiple folder works soso as reloading can cause background glitches
you and dunk are absolute crackheads for doing this. its so cool, i remember early on in my noita experiences trying to make a little pseudo lab collecting all the jars into a single area for experimenting with alchemy and inevitably watching them all explode into an unholy concoction from load-in issues.
The one spell I've always wanted in Noita is a repair spell, which restores the terrain to how it previously generated. I imagine you would like that as well.
I have like 500 hours in the game collecting all orbs and finishing the sun quest, yet I didn’t know that more than half of these materials were in the game. Amazing video Fury!
Did the dev find a way to procedurally generate every single alchemical interaction? Because that is an insane number of unique interactions. I have a feeling the devs are surprised by some of these. This is so cool, man
Only 2 alchemic reactions are procedurally generated. One to create Lively Concotion (healing liquid) and one to create Alchemic Precursor (When combined with meat, turns into Midas, which turns everything into gold). The recipe is 3 randomly selected materials, that are dependent on the world seed. You may get very unlucky and have nearly impossible ingredients, or could have something simple like water, blood and snow.
So here is a way how to save even a ruined run with deathscreen (Noita makes savepoints at background) 1 Press Esc (or don't if you got dead) 2 There is an app called Process Hacker 3 Suspend Noita inside it 4 Close it through Windows task manager 5 Open Noita and agree in restoring save If you ruined your base you can try to bull back a little with that method
You can do it better by just copying the save file, and fury knows this, but has said he won't use it if he dies, he said he will only use it if it crashes or corrupts
i have so few hours in noita so this video is like, JAWDROPPING to me. i knew the game was super expansive, but i really didn't think its systems went this far... honestly, a video like this is just the thing i needed to reignite a want to play the game. i remember watching your guides when i first bought the game, so it feels right to get back into it through another one of your videos. much love!!!
I know literally nothing about Noita and I have no idea how I got recommended this video, but even so I'm impressed. This is like some sort of 5000 days hardcore minecraft base except with chemistry(?) and I love it.
This video... Is the definition of insanity, determination, and sheer f***ing will! I can't believe the amount of work you put into that, when I can barely beat the very boss you put in the center of your alchemy lab! That's inspiring. Scary, but inspiring :D
When I first discovered the Spells and Magic Items sections of dndbeyond, I dreamt of the contents of this game. This video is pretty much exactly what I had in mind. Thank you for finally actualizing my desires.
Just watching the first five minutes and you already blow my mind. Just when i thought i understood this game, you came and slapped me with a reality check. You're amazing and i'm loving the video. Keep up the good work. Will be expecting more of your videos.
This is incredible! The level of complexity here blows my mind. Just wandcrafting on itself is a whole programming language in this game. This alchemy lab is a testament of what makes this game special. Insane that this is all “secret” within the game. A player could play this for hundreds of hours and never encounter most of these materials, let alone replicate and contain them. Also, I think the devs where thinking of someone specific when they created the touch of grass spell :D
It's just amazing. I've played a little bit of noita so far, but judging by the videos I've watched, this is the first game with so much content. I am glad that she has such a friendly community and that the game continues to develop even after the final update
As a FEZ fan, I really hope that theory near the end is correct. The game has kind of fallen off in relevancy, but it'd be a cool reference if it is correct. Regardless, really cool video! will keep this in mind next time I play noita.
Bro Noita would go so hard as a terraria-like or something. But instead its an infinitely generating world. Imagine having actual uses for those liquids and you could totally build an actual alchemy lab out of them. As is, this is wicked cool. im a big fan of alchemy stuff.
your knowledge and passion for this fantastic game are un paralleled fury, seeing you complete these amazing feats always inspires me to jump back into the game.
It yas been wild to watch the adventure on the Squared channel. I look forward to see the actual at work. May your work not be squandered as fast as tye last lab.
Yee, I waited a very long time, but this was actually the perfect time to do so, since I have *almost* all the easily-obtainable materials. Once a lot more experiments have been done, a gigantic video on all the new material info (new reactions, how to stabilize things, how to acquire things, etc.) will come out. I'm going to work on making the base *look* a lot nicer over time as well, hah.
I love that the biggest Noita youtuber is so incredibly passionate about pushing the limits of the game and the secrets within it. Keep it up Fury, we appreciate you!
Thanks for watching! I've been working on this crazy stuff for a long time now, but we've got a LOT more work to do. I hope to see ya over on the Twitch channel (twitch.tv/furyforged). Also, make sure you go check out the music of Dudeguy Broman, which I used in this video! He's a super-cool dudeman who I met through Noita. He also streams some of the chillest heckin streams on Twitch:
dgbm.bandcamp.com/album/vibe-drive + www.twitch.tv/dudeguy_broman
Will you be including Steve and Scott's bodies in the lab? Or does eating any bone dust cause the rain and thunder cloud effect?
How many crashes did you have?
Kiputyttö (pain girl) (also known as Vammatar and Kivutar) was one of the creators who lived in Alinen, the underworld. People prayed for Kiputyttö to heal them and ease their pain. In the stories, she sat in a special stone called kipukivi. She took the pains of the person and drove them inside the stone. It was a large stone that had holes in it, and through those holes, the pains would travel inside the stone. All around Finland, one can find large stones called kuppikivi with holes in them. Some of them were used for healing purposes. In the folk poems, kiputyttö was asked to boil the pains in a cauldron so that the sick person would get a moment of rest or she was asked to take the pains and throw them into a river.
Have you collected or know how to get "holy metal" ? slap the holy hand grenade and the mod that leaves a trail of the same projectile onto a wand, and keep casting it untill it glitches out and leaves you half a grenade. the piece will not blow up and is likely meltable
The lab reminds me of some people's bases in terraria. I am curious, what would you do if you could make wants that made land?
This lab is terrifying. Covered in blood, pools of random, poisonous shit, and some giant eldritch creature imprisoned within
Average suburban basement
@@udontseemeiseeuuseemeiseeu detroit/chicago/san fraciso/ LA
Whhhat? Nah thats his Lab Assistant!
Do not forget the infinite poop chamber. Truly horrifying.
Aldia's Keep in DS2 lol
MY BOY HAS TO CLEAN UP MOLD IN HIS NOITA ALCHEMY LAB 😭😭😭THIS NOITA SHIT GETTIN TOO REAL 😭😭😭
a crusty noita's alchemy cave
Leave the mold alone for a while and we might make antibiotics in noita
He's on that AccursedFarms grindset 💪💪💪💪🦠🦠🦠🍄🍄
Looool
that title can only mean your alchemy lab is either a compact experimentation room or a sprawling laboratory taking up a biome
Yes
@@FuryForged lol. So likely a biome. Size.
@@lechking941 compact biome sized alchemy lab
Alchemy caves left to the mines were telling him sonething
The title gives it away. If it was "I built a alchemy lab" then you know it's a compact build. But he made it drawn out so you know he is up to something big
Alright, I concede. He did, in fact, have the Instant Deathium on hand.
Muahahaha
@@FuryForgedwhat Minimum cash amount would you accept to make you drip a drop into your giant pool of mimic?
Bro is legit revolutionizing Noita. This game is actually crazy I had no idea half of the materials even existed
yeah this is nuts. i've got a couple hundred hours in, and i was aware that i basically knew nothing about the game. but this video has humbled me even more. like...i'm jon snow.
@@toodlepopthere's more shit then I could ever fathom flat. I solute the dev.
@@lechking941 please tell me "solute" was on purpose because it's a brilliant pun.
@@Soken50 I was refering to military soluting but kind of I guess.
@@lechking941 Oh, so it was a typo :(
(it's spelled saluting)
this feels like the type of thing that youd find as an end-game location in some sort of fantasy game, like you stumble into The Great Alchemists Lab with every known (and some unknown) material in it, along with some invincible hamiis, magic fish, and the fucking final boss as pets, most spells and a wide variety of OP wands
This is some overpowered Isekai protagonist levels of messing around.
Sounds like a active Draedon Lab from the terraria calamity mod lore.
Also enslaved frost mages
@@uk6396 that’s exactly what I was thinking
this game has got to be a case study for making secrets in the modern age of gaming. How many games can have not one but two massive, active unsolved secrets that people have been tirelessly working to solve despite all the resources available to force solutions? I absolutely adore Noita for this feat alone, it's just a bonus that the game is so wonderful as well.
I'm glad it's at least possibly solvable secret, unlike the Trials Evolution ARG that requires people to wait until 2113 to finish the last step. Now that is a case study of how not to make a secret.
@@LordDragox412 Seriously?! That's dumb af, no one playing their ARG will even be alive, nor the creator..... That just means the creator doesn't have a secret LOL!
@@Taricus Yup. And even if someone remembered the ARG after all those years and went to the specified location under Eiffel Tower to find the box with whatever the reward is, you need one of five keys that people got for solving the ARG up to that point. But if waiting 100 years wasn't enough, only one of those five keys will actually open the box.
@@LordDragox412 They should just go open it now LOL!
@@Taricus The box isn't there yet. There have been made "arrangements" by the co-founder and (now ex-)creative director of RedLynx "to ensure there will be something to open when the key holders arrive in August 2113".
Headcanon: The reason stars appear in the sky as you die more and more is because the lower the population of mages gets, the level of light pollution lowers.
Ha! Those mages and their flashy spells
Wait can you count your deaths from the stars in the sky?
@@johnmcwick1
Yeah, it maxes out in the thousands, but each death adds one star up to the limit
26:30
You had to add a disclaimer to a God Run's immortality.
"Noita finds a way"
That is actually the most haunting quote I've ever heard in this game
The devs are insane. And you are insane.
this would make a kick ass dungeon for an rpg, you even got the enemies with the kidnapped monsters, like your using trapped ice wizards as magic refrigerator, you have a machine that revives a kidnapped dude so you can continually eat his corps, thats insane bbeg shit
@@seelcudoom1 I like this...
ROFLMFAO! XDDD
As someone who loves space, the thought of a giant puzzle involving you dying and turning into a _STAR_ and having to do some astronomy to figure it out is absolutely facinating to me.
if you need a video idea, a quick "noita lab safety protocol" of all your strategies to ensure the survival of these types of delicate projects could be fun. I was 29 orbs in a 33 orb run the other day and had a chance to do the chest rain, and then I accidentally opened a chest on the mountain altar... I can't imagine the amount of things you need to keep in mind for this sort of project!!!
I honestly thought I knew everything that was possible in this game already. I've known about it since they first released a teaser gif on reddit. I've been playing this game and watching your channel's videos about it since early access. I've been following every development and mystery since it's inception, and poured hundreds of hours onto it.
And I am still flabbergasted that there are things I didn't know, and things I didn't know were possible.
Using Kolmi as a chunk loader for infinite distance teleportation? Using infiniwisps for creature capturing? Using ice mages as freezers for material storage? Using necrobots as powehouses for infinite immunity and perk farms? THE STARS??
Insane. Absolutely insane discoveries and developments.
I've always loved magic, and wizard games. And Noita was already the game that most perfectly captured that experience of being a wizard trying to master magic and powers from beyond. But this community, and you? You've made it truly feel like I'm a part of a living community of wizards who are working hard every day to advance our knowledge and crack the greatest mysteries of the arcane arts. It's like my greatest wish come true, and for that I thank you.
I get so pumped and excited every time I see one of your noita videos, especially if it's discussing some new discovery. I hope you keep up the great work!
Tbf, the stars thing, it's a VERY recent discovery. Like, people were talking about it on the discord last weekish.
This is the one game were I don't even think the DEV remembers making half this shit. Oh god the day the games development ends for good is the day the philosopher's stone will exist.
@@lechking941 We'll end up making one in real life in pursuit of game knowledge.
i know nothing about the game or the community, but i still got a warm feeling reading your comment, thanks for making my day even better
This is the final dungeon boss of Noita. Taking down the mad alchemist who caged a God to bind his lab to reality, while destroying entire worlds to create just one pixel of some unholy poison.
Imagine the devs looking at your sky like “you could solve it right now if you knew how”
Kolmi twitching when you're away and the straightening up as you approach is lowkey terrifying.
it tries to free itself when it thinks you arent looking, but then quickly pretends like it was doing nothing when you approach
@@meep3899 Can it free itself?
if it doesn't salute Fury when he passes by, the beatings will continue
@@nathankronew3434 im saying what it looks like
@@meep3899 jaja yeah, I was making a joke too about how it looks like it's stiffening up out of fear
You can save the world by copying the save file, it would be more tragic than library of alexandria if the lab gets destroyed
He has been doing this, but says he will only use it if his world gets corrupted or crashes, but won't if he dies
@@Goteryup In my very personal opinion, that's taking purism a bit too far. Have fun with your save file, damnit!
@@fernando47180 I agree I'm was just saying that that is what fury himself has said on multiple occasions
@@Goteryup oh yeah I'm aware, don't think my message was directed towards you personally; it was more in reference to what you said. Thanks for sharing the information, friend.
@@Goteryup a fair enough reason. Personally I would be save acuming this one with that copy antics
Imagine telling someone “Oh yeah, I got these seeds in *hell* “completely out of context.
This makes me want to play Noita for an unhealthy amount of time, please have mercy.
Amazing that the volatile materials have to be kept under oil or wax just like similar substances IRL! This entire endeavour is absolutely wild.
I love how he just glosses over these fantastical liquids I didn’t know existed like he’s going through his spice cabinet
974 hours in Noita and this was 30 minutes of straight new information to me...
Could the pea soup interaction be a reference to the old rhyme: peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge in the pot nine days old. What happens if you put pea soup in the cauldron and wait nine actual days?
I *love* that this is the state of mind this playerbase is at xd
I'm trying now but the cauldron is messed up today
🧠 this may actually be it
Dammn spawned with void inside?@@sportsracer48
@@sportsracer48now I need to open a creative alchemy game. Fucking hell there's more then I will ever know. Now I question if the creative has everything?
I want to believe that the stars hold the answer, especially since the game opens up with us looking at the stars
@@m9mykolkaaa oh, that's a good point. Clue? Maybe the images in the opening credits can show us what area of the stars to look at?
@@m9mykolkaaa answer what?
@@ashkondadban5938 google alchemy and magnum opus.
@@ashkondadban5938 *the answer*
Noita is a sandbox game disguised as a roguelike
I love how noita is probably the only roguelike that could be turned into a sandbox and a survival game. You will never see 8 MONTH long runs in any other
Someone seriously has to turn noita into a survival game.
Such a clever use of Kolmi as a chunk loader, I love it!
-edit1 Dust Vacuum would be helpful for clearing up the moss if you reduce the lifetime for it to instantly dissipate it would eat the moss. Maybe test as I don't know how it would react with your tubes, it might make liquid jump up and mix.
You know! Thanks - I've used Powder and Liquid Vacuum Field w/ Nolla to erase materials, but I haven't even thought to try it for the moss! I'll test it. Thanks! I am going to have to eventually re-do a lot of this interior, relocate all the materials, dig it out, cover everything in cement, stain that cement, re-dig all the tubes... The Terraria in me is coming out again. I just didn't have the Cement spell until like 40 hours in, so I just did what I could and ran with it. But I need to make everything look *really* nice eventually, haha
There's so much *science* to do, though!
Can’t wait to see the noita zoo w/ one of each enemy held captive like the ice mage
"I didn't die 100,000 times in Noita, in 90 days, because I'm bad at the game. I did it because I am trying to solve the star puzzle... I swear."
This whole video is packed with cool alchemy facts, and little tricks for farms and "base-building." Loved every minute of it. Saved for thousands of future references to suck a little less at Noita.
My man just casually keeps INSTANT DEATHIUM in his pocket.
To be fair, it is time-limited, so will disappear if you spray it anywhere. And also instantly kills you if you touch 1 pixel of it. (No surprise there)
Bro is getting a Nobel Prize for chemistry in Noita.
This is INSANE. Just astounding. Getting into this game a few years back was by far one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had. But watching you take it further and further has been its own wild ride. Thanks for what you do!
Noita is a game i love. I'll play it for days in a row, sometimes dying repeatedly, others i get a good run going.... then die.
No matter what, it always ends up with me closing the game and not playing for weeks or months at a time.
But your videos Fury, are what bring me back. the passion you have for this game make me want to play it again no matter how many times i get Noita'd.
Even if i don't understand half of the stuff you say or the wand builds you showcase LOL
4:17 I'm definitely calling the gourdified Kolmi "Gourdon" now lol
They’re waiting for you Gourdon, in the test chammmbeeeer
I'm 7 minutes in. I've seen too much already. I've only beaten the game twice and despite having wandered around a lot, I still don't know much about the game as I try to spoil myself as least as possible, I still thought I had my fair share of knowledge about the game. Well seems like I don't. Nothing here makes sense to me lmao
yea sure 526735s of polymorphine immunity the timer isn't even going down
"Instant deathium"????
"australium"?????????
Absolutely cracked content but i'm not ready for this yet, imma go back here later... one day
He broke his poly immunity timer he explained it near the end of the video
Noita tech is the wildest thing I've ever seen. I didn't even know it was possible to trap an enemy, yet somehow someone found a way.
The devs need to add some reference to you in the lore after this one.
Some statue in out of place could suffice, like on the left of The Tree. Though, I bet many more people also deserve some statues. There are many talented people that have achieved some insane stuff
@@littlehorn0063 I feel like one below the teleportation room in a hidden pocket would be cool since it's the location of the neo-alchemy lab
@@littlehorn0063 A Mount Rushmore style "carved faces in the mountain" in the background sprites, perhaps
Omg the poly mage farm is brutal. What an existence.
It's karma for millions of Noitas Bruh'd
This is like Rick from "Rick and Morty" is giving you a tour of his lab. Suspicious bright red smudges on every surface he doesn't bother acknowledging, exploitation of parallel worlds for resource, cruel experiments on "unwilling helpers" and casual consumption of dubious substances included.
This is one of the most incredible game projects I've seen. Not just in scope, but in game knowledge. I've put a couple hundred hours into Noita and I didn't know about 70% of these materials, let alone how you would contain or create them.
I love it, it's a masterpiece.
I don't know how I did it, but I managed to get a rock in one of my potion flasks. My only guess how it happened is that I was holding a flask while an earthquake jarred a rock loose when I was in the mines and I somehow caught it. Of course, being a n00b, I didn't have an ocean of Mimicum to turn my 1% Rock potion into a 100% Rock potion, but it might be a fun thing to put in a flask for your alchemy lab, Fury.
Rock is just a solid material formed when lava and water mix. Also, since it's a solid, Mimicium doesn't work with it. Unless you mean something else, I don't think you can catch "a rock" in a flask, and you probably just had an accidental reaction.
@@anipodat394 It's possible I caught a lava splatter with my water flask. It was just weird to see my flask say 1% rock. I couldn't figure out how it had happened, or how to remove it. But I didn't have to think for long since that run went like most other Noita runs.
@@jrm78If you smash the flask afterwards it will splatter the rock onto a surface. It can be used to climb vertical surfaces like the tree or holy mountain as a last resort
This video made me say "WTF" like 12 times outloud. Great work man. The depth of this game never stops fascinating me
The single phrase “water trail on a summoned fish” has convinced me to buy this game
Nice one, cant wait to watch thanks :)
Edit: Kolmi chunk loader is crazy smart
this feels like that friend playing super modded minecraft modpack and has a big base with lots of things going on, excited to share what they've done (specially confusing if you hardly know anything about the game/mods), except it's just regular not modded noita as it is straight off the steam page. this game is insane
It would never, in a million years, had occured to me that one could set up a permanent installation of any kind in noita, let alone a research complex like this
This is unreal. Can't imagine the amount of work. Long live the stinky alchemist.
He’ll yeee! Stinkemist for life.
This is what magical research should feel like. "Yeah, we have this gigantic monster spider here. No, it doesn't bite. We actually need to keep him around to make sure the lab stays here while we go somewhere else"
And one of the bigger problems is just moss growing where you don't want it lmao
as someone who started playing noita, i have no freaking idea how any of this would even be possible to do , that is crazy and sick i love it ! congrats on doing all of this !
With the Divine Ground, I wonder if there's some way to create an automatic tumblr to expose it to air to keep it alive.
I've never played noita, but could that spell used for making the molten metal freezer be edited to make incredibly thin tunnels really close to each other?
if each tunnel is 2 pixels apart, then all of the ground in that area would be exposed to air.
@@nyon7209 Hmm, that might also work.
using a tumblr to sustain the product of a "touch of grass" spell? pardon the joke, but that's such poetic irony
(btw i use tumblr)
@@hades_head_empty ... the worst part of that typo is I don't even use tumblr. I'm going to go get myself Noita'd IRL.
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, I never played this game before, but you got me completely invested in all of this. The alchemy lab and experiments, the tinfoil hat stuff, the seemingly insurmountable technicality of all this, all I can say is "hell yeah!"
I will subscribe to your channel, even though I know nothing about Noita, and I will start playing it, trying to avoid tutorials and trying to figure it all out by myself.
good luck
@@yummyliciosable thanks
1. You will not figure it out by yourself, that just isn't something you do with noita
2. You need insane luck alongside vast technical knowledge of the game In order to get anywhere
Bro literally turned himself into mythical ancient alchemist, whose tractates will lay in the base of future magicians works
How many layers of protection are you going to have when you finally bring Creepy Liquid into your lab?
That's the fun part!
@@FuryForgedI think the smart way is to long distance cast yourself into a bubble carved into the EDR. Creepy liquid scares me
One pixel escaping = hell on earth 😭
Countless hiisii died trying to stop this, their deaths, all in vain
@@NukeCloudstalker The hiisii were actually the good guys trying to stop a mad alchemist from destroying the world LOL!
@@judyfps5059 relocating the lab to be right next to the EDR would let you expand into it for a SUPERMAX portion of the storage 😂
that teleport crystal is just brilliant, didn't know that you can use it that way
Now shift it 😳
Oh, dude, I can't wait until the end. We're gonna do so many CRAZY shifts! hahaha 🤣
@@FuryForged The denizens of Noita world be like:
"So could someone explain why the ocean is plastic, our troops are farting rainbows as they fly, and the desert is now pea soup?"
@@mikaelious9550 Why is the ocean plastic? Joja corporation dumping trash in the rivers. Why are troops farting rainbows? Joja corporation spilling chemicals which got into the water supply. And why is the desert pea soup? It's a dumping ground for expired pea soup cans.
@@mikaelious9550 OFF-lore lookin Noita world
@@mikaelious9550 Too much plastic in the ocean? The solution: turn the ocean into plastic!
If this guy doesnt has a nobel alchemy prize I will jump out of window
I like to think the reason Kolmi isn't aggro is because it saw the giant lab you were building and went "damn that's rad yeah I'll help out"
He's keeping a god as a chunk loader and perpetually kills and revives living beings for his own gain, insane
Incredible. I love the idea of a Noita "creative mode". I've always thought about casting the concrete spell to create some structures and bases, but you've taken the base concept to the next level.
This is really awesome, Fury. You are doing amazing things!
Fury how much you like playing Noita?
Fury: Yes
Amazing content, hope the devs throw some breadcrumbs about the eyes and the cauldron
This is both peak insanity and peak content. I look forward to future developments.
This is genuinely one of the most impressive things I've ever seen done in a video game
The Alchemist of The People.
Huh, I never thought a Homebringer Teleport wisp would work like that, but it seems like the perfect way to transport creatures as long as you can chunk-load the area in question.
Once this is finished , the developers should put it as a guaranteed spawn at the 512th parallel world
This goes insanely hard. Playing a whole different game within the game
This is why we need save slots in noita so stuff like this doesn't just disappear, the multiple folder works soso as reloading can cause background glitches
you and dunk are absolute crackheads for doing this. its so cool, i remember early on in my noita experiences trying to make a little pseudo lab collecting all the jars into a single area for experimenting with alchemy and inevitably watching them all explode into an unholy concoction from load-in issues.
The one spell I've always wanted in Noita is a repair spell, which restores the terrain to how it previously generated. I imagine you would like that as well.
I fucking love this community
I have like 500 hours in the game collecting all orbs and finishing the sun quest, yet I didn’t know that more than half of these materials were in the game.
Amazing video Fury!
Did the dev find a way to procedurally generate every single alchemical interaction? Because that is an insane number of unique interactions. I have a feeling the devs are surprised by some of these. This is so cool, man
Only 2 alchemic reactions are procedurally generated. One to create Lively Concotion (healing liquid) and one to create Alchemic Precursor (When combined with meat, turns into Midas, which turns everything into gold). The recipe is 3 randomly selected materials, that are dependent on the world seed. You may get very unlucky and have nearly impossible ingredients, or could have something simple like water, blood and snow.
That fast travel nextwork is crazy, I wonder what the limits for noita are
Fury walks into the bar: "We got milk, mout, beer, etc.."
Your videos makes me happy, thanks!
Very interesting 'tinfoil' theory about the sky lighting up the more you die being part of some secrets! And connection between Fez and Noita!
oh god don't remind me about phil fish this is a noita video
This isn't normal ice, it's ice ice, baby.
can't wait for Ice Ice Ice to be released (Ice³)
So here is a way how to save even a ruined run with deathscreen (Noita makes savepoints at background)
1 Press Esc (or don't if you got dead)
2 There is an app called Process Hacker
3 Suspend Noita inside it
4 Close it through Windows task manager
5 Open Noita and agree in restoring save
If you ruined your base you can try to bull back a little with that method
You can do it better by just copying the save file, and fury knows this, but has said he won't use it if he dies, he said he will only use it if it crashes or corrupts
@@Goteryup I didn't google savefile folder location, so I used my method)
i have so few hours in noita so this video is like, JAWDROPPING to me. i knew the game was super expansive, but i really didn't think its systems went this far... honestly, a video like this is just the thing i needed to reignite a want to play the game. i remember watching your guides when i first bought the game, so it feels right to get back into it through another one of your videos. much love!!!
I know literally nothing about Noita and I have no idea how I got recommended this video, but even so I'm impressed. This is like some sort of 5000 days hardcore minecraft base except with chemistry(?) and I love it.
the national lampoon's clip sent me. great vid as always fury, hope to catch more of the process on twitch!
This video... Is the definition of insanity, determination, and sheer f***ing will! I can't believe the amount of work you put into that, when I can barely beat the very boss you put in the center of your alchemy lab! That's inspiring. Scary, but inspiring :D
When I first discovered the Spells and Magic Items sections of dndbeyond, I dreamt of the contents of this game. This video is pretty much exactly what I had in mind. Thank you for finally actualizing my desires.
Just watching the first five minutes and you already blow my mind. Just when i thought i understood this game, you came and slapped me with a reality check.
You're amazing and i'm loving the video. Keep up the good work. Will be expecting more of your videos.
This is incredible! The level of complexity here blows my mind. Just wandcrafting on itself is a whole programming language in this game. This alchemy lab is a testament of what makes this game special.
Insane that this is all “secret” within the game. A player could play this for hundreds of hours and never encounter most of these materials, let alone replicate and contain them.
Also, I think the devs where thinking of someone specific when they created the touch of grass spell :D
It's just amazing. I've played a little bit of noita so far, but judging by the videos I've watched, this is the first game with so much content. I am glad that she has such a friendly community and that the game continues to develop even after the final update
I was gawping in amazement for the entire duration of this video... insane!
As a FEZ fan, I really hope that theory near the end is correct. The game has kind of fallen off in relevancy, but it'd be a cool reference if it is correct. Regardless, really cool video! will keep this in mind next time I play noita.
So excited to see the eventual experiments, topped off with a final DEFINITIVE alchemy guide!
This is crazy even for Noita. You are truly alchemist already.
Bro Noita would go so hard as a terraria-like or something. But instead its an infinitely generating world. Imagine having actual uses for those liquids and you could totally build an actual alchemy lab out of them. As is, this is wicked cool. im a big fan of alchemy stuff.
Such an unexpected thing to deep dive into, and im all for it, love it!
It's amazing what a curious man can do with a properly equipped lab. The exploration of knowledge is valid in all its forms.
Yeeeessss I was waiting for this 🎉 also I didn't know 70% of these materials exist
This is incredible, thanks for making it.
your knowledge and passion for this fantastic game are un paralleled fury, seeing you complete these amazing feats always inspires me to jump back into the game.
It yas been wild to watch the adventure on the Squared channel. I look forward to see the actual at work.
May your work not be squandered as fast as tye last lab.
I was wondering if there'd be updates on this on the main channel
Yee, I waited a very long time, but this was actually the perfect time to do so, since I have *almost* all the easily-obtainable materials. Once a lot more experiments have been done, a gigantic video on all the new material info (new reactions, how to stabilize things, how to acquire things, etc.) will come out. I'm going to work on making the base *look* a lot nicer over time as well, hah.
@@FuryForged I cannot wait to see the finished lab in 3 years
I love that the biggest Noita youtuber is so incredibly passionate about pushing the limits of the game and the secrets within it. Keep it up Fury, we appreciate you!