The most identifiable trait of a con artist is that they will tell you their whole life story before you are even able to respond to their first question.
I remember my first real time with a con artist, I was just going to give him some change without needing to hear the full story, he gives me his whole employment history and a story about his dog.
@@herpderp1662you're right, but only because if they were right wingers they would only be talking about conspiracy theories and asking people to join their cult.
@@j.r.millstone I assure you, everyone who is a conservative is one under their own volition. Everyone who is a liberal is ether mentally challenged, naive, or persuaded by the promise of free shit at others expense. And speaking of conspiracy theories.... how did russia gate work out for ya? How about Cavanaugh? Impeachment based on fairytales? careful with those stones in that glass house....
The smart ones don't even have to open with that. They'll either look at the way you carry yourself and dress, or they'll gesture to you in a panic then once they get your attention, start the griff
@@allanfifield8256Only in America. In India, that's just the default address to people by service workers, especially drivers. "Sir" is the other one.
If you ever come across a "business opportunity" coming from a guy in a wrinkled, or bad fitting suit, HAUL ASS. If he doesn't look strikingly well dressed, he's not making much money and looking for a sucker. Business school 101: Always have a few suits well above your pay grade when cold pitching opportunities in person.
I've watched this episode so many times, everything about it is perfect. The mannerisms, the shadiness, the way they try to outdo each other, the lines, all of it. This is just comedic genius!
Females called out by hustlers get "ay! baby girl" or "chica/mamacita". I'm not even a woman and I get annoyed hearing some hustler or creep shouting it at a woman passing by.
@@martinshewfelt1236 I miss Borders too, it had a good atmosphere... I used to go there on weekends and slowly read through a book by memorising which page I'd gotten to bc I couldn't afford to actually buy anything. Guess that tells you why they went out of business 😂 note: there was no library in my town otherwise I definitely would have gone there instead!
There's a crack head con man in my hood who always forgets he's come to me 100 times with different stories & identities. Now ik I gotta try conning him first
I legit LOLed at @1:35 when Jordan goes "She got moon dust in her lungs" & Key seamlessly responds with "That's never good. That's never good." Fking amazing 😂😂😂
Furyan Auror Furyan Auror Really? You should have since you are one. Any one that talks shit on the Internet is the biggest one. I don’t need to tell you that. You’re well aware.
also the fact that with both the Border's and the yogurt punch card he's actively reading off of them, he has the pause in his sentence to identify that he "works for Border's bookstore" and he outright says "apparently I'm on my 9nth purchase" like he's unfamiliar with the information.
I fell for the my car needs gas scam on vacation once. I knew it was a scam when the same guy approached me the next day at the same place with the same exact story. When I angrily said he pulled that yesterday, he proceeded to rip off his shirt and show me surgical staples going down his abdomen yelling he was a sick man.
I had a landlord once who refused to turn up for damp problems for 8 months, then when he finally turned up and we confronted him, he did literally the EXACT same thing lifted his shirt and showed me staples on his abdomen, which somehow meant it was fine to ignore all his tenants for nearly a year.
The other day I was in my car and some guy knocked on my window and called me "peach fuzz". I had shaved that morning so I looked younger but there were no hairs on my face. I didn't even bother being polite to the guy lol.
The best and most professional con job I ever heard was a woman walking around in white pants trying to hustle money from men to buy tampons because she was saying that she felt her menstrual cycle starting at the moment. Needless to say, almost all the men gave her money and got away from her quickly. LMAO
I went to a 7 eleven once and the guy outside said he just got out of prison and he needed 20 for diapers. Then when I didn't play, he tried to invite me over to his house across the street to see his baby as proof
That's so crazy, cause that literally just happened to me, I was doing laundry and found this 70 dollar bill, one of a kind, they stopped making them in 1975. If you want it, it's yours for 200 dollars. Its a 70 dollar bill, but since it's now a collectors item, that's actually a steal.
Everyone gets got at some point. You learn and move on. At least you where willing to give whoever it was the benefit of the doubt, right? Better to get burned than to treat those you meet with jaded cynicism. Now bigman if I could just get your attention for a second, y'see my daughter is in the hospital and all my money is locked up in this escrow..
@@loganflatt Though it's important to be skeptical and not fall for anything, you might pass up some great people and opportunities if you only judge and ever take the time to learn and grow. Not saying that everyone you meet is a good person but there are bound to be good people who you'll never get the chance to bond with if you're too close minded.
@@AminNazari666 His wife is an astronaut in training, but somehow, in that training, she went to the moon and got moon dust in her lungs. Incredible. He needs to start a Go Fund Me. Right now. Maybe I'll create one.... For her of course
"That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet" I like how accurately he describes it, like he stole a bunch of wallets so he knows what it is exactly
I remember hearing the “I ran out of gas story” for the 2nd time...verbatim. I let him finish because I was amazed that people really did this and with the exact wording and everything when he finished i shrugged told him I ain’t had no money, dude was pissed like “you really let me go through that whole story?”
It actually works.. some guy came on my college campus and told me this when I was walking to class and I gave him $5. I was 18 at the time so that's my excuse lol, never again
Its amazing the number of people who have asked me for gas money at 2am cuz their kid broke their leg and they are trying to get to the hospital. At least come up with a better story and maybe dont do it in the middle of the night when you look sketchy as fuck
The sad truth is how realistic this sketch is. It’s one thing if you deal with these con during the day, but at night, if you’re caught, DO NOT stop to chat. You continue and/or speed up your action whether that’s going into your car or entering a facility. The ones at night likely has a crew waiting for you if you take them up on their scam backstory. If you didn’t know, now you know.
Yes at night or evening even it really gets scary One time i remember i waa in high school returning from my english tuition And jackass came i was going to say please i am not interested and all but the moment i looked to right side I saw a bunch of guys looking at me and then diverting their gaze somewhere else i change the lane quickly and went full speed walking to the near by store where there were a good no. Of people That was really scary boy
Everybody has been approached by scammers like this. I don't even know how many times I've heard the "out of gas" or "need bus fare" lines... the female bums often throw in something about their kids to further pull at the heart strings of those they're trying to get dope money from.
@@unhommequicourt Plenty of out of towners fall for this shit. We all have one of those friends who STOPS to talk to them and it drives us crazy. That's the type who they're after.
@@ion9084 Well I have 160 likes on my favorite quote comment buddy. How many likes do you and Travel Xplorer have on your negative replies? That’s what I thought. Clearly people like it when people comment their favorite quote. Take the L and waste your time somewhere else.
My dad said to me “You can’t kid a kidder son” after he’d just bought a brand new widescreen TV back in 02” off some Irish lads, we got home and there was bricks in the box.
This skit never gets old. The only video you can watch as much as you want and still it will make you smile or laugh. Key and peele are legends, they can get in any character.
Look, I'm going to say it, K&P are without a doubt the funniest duo in comedy history. Some of the best sketch comedy ever made. I can't even with these guys. Every single sketch...every character...costume...makeup...wig....my god. I don't know whos funnier. Incredible.
They are extremely talented and yes, they produced so many high quality skits. However, their skits are all about exaggerated character traits and such, they follow the same rulebook every time. They are probably the best ever in this sector of comedy, but in the entire history of all of comedy? How do you even compare comedy like K&Ps to something like, let's say, Laurel & Hardy? Or Cheech & Chong?
Yes, it's hard to compare, but we actually can. I've seen a fair amount of L&H, I've seen a lot of C&C, and I've seen a lot of Little Britain, and a lot of K&P. I love film and comedy, and I can form an opinion. It's just mine. My age and where I grew up definitely influences this opinion. It's like trying to build a 'top five' list of the best comedies of all time. It's so hard! @@Puschit1
@Adrian Justice Do you know the common phrasing, "in the midst of..."? He's saying it like that, but because they're trying to hide slang behind something that sounds legitimate, they're both incorrectly saying common turns of phrase (i.e. "on the midst")
@@warpnin3 That's exactly what that means, yes. But they're acting like two-bit hustlers, who often incorrectly say common idioms/turns of phrase to sound legitimate. As an aside, this now no longer funny lol
@@soulthiefmcoc1493 Still funny! I love how they try their best to hide their criminal intentions under large amount of mismatched and mixed up idioms!
Sean Gatchell an Indian in America it's hey buddy. I know this from personal experience because my boss is from India and he calls everybody hey buddy.
But it's still fucking hilarious, though! Draxx them sklounts! Put the Pussy on the Chainwax! Nooice! I said... Bitch! Key and Peeles is my Shit! Haha 😋
@@axel1978 well then they were either not experienced con artist or they where normal civilians asking for gas money but u didn't gave it to them so they got stuck in the middle of the dessert and died because of dehydration and now they hunt during night for person who denied them gas money!
I really feel for those guys and their families. I hope both your wives make speedy recoveries and you left the window down for your daughter. Is there a gofundme or anything I could help these two upstanding gentleman with?
The most identifiable trait of a con artist is that they will tell you their whole life story before you are even able to respond to their first question.
Noticed how the same goes for a lot of those internet gurus, be it fitness, self-help or any other kind of life improvement?
I be like bruh I know you lying the whole time stop talking
I remember my first real time with a con artist, I was just going to give him some change without needing to hear the full story, he gives me his whole employment history and a story about his dog.
Also they only blink every 45-60mins...just saying if you're conning your wipers ain't moving too often
#truuuu
It's like watching 2 NPC characters trigger each other's dialogue options.
W
Perfect description 😂
So, two leftists having a conversation?
@@herpderp1662you're right, but only because if they were right wingers they would only be talking about conspiracy theories and asking people to join their cult.
@@j.r.millstone I assure you, everyone who is a conservative is one under their own volition. Everyone who is a liberal is ether mentally challenged, naive, or persuaded by the promise of free shit at others expense. And speaking of conspiracy theories.... how did russia gate work out for ya? How about Cavanaugh? Impeachment based on fairytales? careful with those stones in that glass house....
You know he’s a pro when he puts his finger over the id picture
LOL i didn't notice that
Plus the first guy's ID was a "state identification card" and the other's was an Employee ID. Neither are driver's licenses lmao
True indeed
But he can be a perfect con and still his ID pic...
Mosskyn State ID is still a valid form of Id for anything you would need a license for
I've never once been addressed as "Big Man" by somebody who wasn't trying to rip me off.
This sketch is canon.
"Boss" comes close.
The smart ones don't even have to open with that. They'll either look at the way you carry yourself and dress, or they'll gesture to you in a panic then once they get your attention, start the griff
@@allanfifield8256Only in America. In India, that's just the default address to people by service workers, especially drivers. "Sir" is the other one.
lol just say the sketch is fire or blowing up but don’t say Canon! What is this the 1700s lol
@@elkwyredo you not know what the word means 🤨
UA-cam is literally the parking lot and those annoying "billionaire courses" ads are the "hey yo big man"
This is so true and the comment is underrated people just don’t like hearing the truth
Not literally
wow could not explain better my brother, only the ads are way worse than them
If this aint the truth
MVP UA-cam comment right here...
" I'm on my 9th purchase apparently and you can't fake that.." 😂😂😂
I loved the "apparently" 😂
The overflow of details😂😂
Dominique no joke I read this word for word right as the video got there
Dominique you get a 10 oz yogurt for that
Lol apparently
“Right quick”. Classic line of a con that’s about to begin. God, I miss this show. Way too short.
Truth Seek so damn true hahaha
Damn they canceled the show already?
followed often by "now look"
@@charleyhustle5954 its been canceled
@@charleyhustle5954 they cancelled it 4 years ago.
The sad part is how often I deal with interactions like this, and just how spot on they nailed it.
The true sad part is how youve never helped any of them
@@ShinzoX90 The sad part is they exist.
@@RoachDogg_JR that YOU exist
@@ShinzoX90 aren't these guys just beggars that won't stop talking?
@@Username-2 whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep
The extremely fake sincerity, and the filthy, but well-groomed looks are what make this sketch so great.
Peele looks like Billy Dee Williams from Batman/Harvey Dent after losing the election for DA.
"fake sincerity"... "filthy well-groomed looks"... ok i gotcha big man
I love how the other guy is wearing a suit whose fit is clearly outdated and ill fitting
If you ever come across a "business opportunity" coming from a guy in a wrinkled, or bad fitting suit, HAUL ASS.
If he doesn't look strikingly well dressed, he's not making much money and looking for a sucker.
Business school 101: Always have a few suits well above your pay grade when cold pitching opportunities in person.
its a documentary, ma men
"I'm on my ninth purchase apparently and you can't fake that"
I'm convinced.
Ninth purchase apparently*
@@Christopher-oi9jo You're very cool now congratulations!
🤣🤣🤣
He said "apparently"...which makes it way funnier than what you said.
The actual quote is much better. “You can’t fake that *apparently*”. Like it’s such a transparent lie the man almost trips up saying it.
If the sentence starts with “first off this is not a con”, *it’s a con.*
The REALLY SAD thing is that 70%+ of blacks are just like this! #Obamasites
@@baldwinwallace4926 wow 70% of blacks? not African Americans? ...that's a very high percentage for any group can you send useful links?
Tami Bob-Manuel black is preferred being called African American is obnoxious
Baldwin Wallace , I work a tax paying job. What a racist thing to say.
Baldwin Wallace Baldwin is a dumb fucking name
I've watched this episode so many times, everything about it is perfect. The mannerisms, the shadiness, the way they try to outdo each other, the lines, all of it. This is just comedic genius!
Peele is top here. Talented guy
I was in downtown dallas last year and I actually had a guy yell out to me "Hey big man" over and over again lol
Train station
Females called out by hustlers get "ay! baby girl" or "chica/mamacita". I'm not even a woman and I get annoyed hearing some hustler or creep shouting it at a woman passing by.
That's the best. Love ignoring them when they do that. They keep repeating it until defeat finally sets in.
West end st paul stations😂😂😂
@LL KK its jus a big ghetto
"Biggest Of Men" is a title I would absolutely want to be called by random strangers.
Biggest of mans no less 😂
😂😄😂😄😂😄
Haha I'm there with you
i say that to my friend but he's super fat and 6"4 so it's legit..
I want that engraved in my tombstone!
There’s just something about the word“fiduciary” being used outside of a professional or bank setting, that makes my spidey senses go up.
Man, he’s being financially responsible with that yogurt stamp.
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's not loco. That's just being cavalier with your finances.
He needs about 8 more punch cards
Each with one stamp in it
I like how they joined forces at the end after realizing they were equally matched in power level
I'm not sure they were joining forces, I think they were both trying to get him, they were just using the same schtick. :)
@@lauranolastnamegiven3385 they should just work at a used car dealership lmao
Just happened to be at the same place, at the same time haha
"Next time on Conman Ball Z"
Joining forces only makes them weaker
"That's an employee ID from Borders Book Store"
Borders went out of business back in 2010 btw
I miss Borders. Used to go there to listen to CDs and for Weekend Storytime when I was 7
@@martinshewfelt1236 I miss Borders too, it had a good atmosphere... I used to go there on weekends and slowly read through a book by memorising which page I'd gotten to bc I couldn't afford to actually buy anything. Guess that tells you why they went out of business 😂
note: there was no library in my town otherwise I definitely would have gone there instead!
awhislyle really?!!!! I still have one in my country
Borders went out of business. My country has one in pretty much every mall
@@evalookwood6470 darn outsourcing!
i like when they both go thru their stolen wallets trying to convince the other they're legit
@@GhostWatcher2024 That's exactly what I was going to point out 😄 hilarious, subtle detail. Love this duo.
"That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet" Lol
Lmaooo
Why am I just now understanding what he said after reading this? 🤣😂
Too funny
"I feel that"
IG Playglenthomas BEATS because you are slow
There's a crack head con man in my hood who always forgets he's come to me 100 times with different stories & identities. Now ik I gotta try conning him first
Report back here with the results.
@@penpad_bts I second that
@@penpad_bts he got stabbed and mugged
Turtle Gang OrDie 😆
@@turtlegangordie3059 looks like he got murdered
"I'm on my 9th purchase, apparently, and you can't fake that" - ded.
Cloud 9 bro I literally read your comment while I was watching the same line 😭
Free yogurt.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Just go buy a card puncher then all you have to do is buy one yogurt 😂😂😂
he had me when hhe said "why am i playing ill just give you my atm card so you'll know im legit" lol and the look on his face
I legit LOLed at @1:35 when Jordan goes "She got moon dust in her lungs" & Key seamlessly responds with "That's never good. That's never good." Fking amazing 😂😂😂
"We don't want that."
My favourite bit too, and it's absolutely true....moon dust really is terrible stuff to inhale!
When they realized they were doing the same job they didn't argue any further 😂😅. They preceded to a client instead 😂
His wife was in the construction business, and now she's getting her eyeballs replaced.
*_CONSEQUENCES_*
Whaaat nothing makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess those are the consequences
@@andrewclaasen1190 oh no, it's a reference to one of their more popular skits, look up consequences by key and peele, you'll get what this means lmao
@@amuzak9063 Thanx I've seen it already died at the end thou ... 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃
That’s the shadiest spot ever to put an ATM machine.
And they probably charge like $5 to use it.
if i ever see an atm in a place like that and i needed to take out money i still would not use it
Furyan Auror Haha. That’s just means you’ve got no where to run if you get jumped.
Furyan Auror Furyan Auror Really? You should have since you are one. Any one that talks shit on the Internet is the biggest one. I don’t need to tell you that. You’re well aware.
@@Christopher25S You're doing it, too. That apparently applies to everyone in this comment thread.
The subtle humor of citing his Border's employee ID card when Border's went out of business in... 2011! Priceless!
Also talking about Baley's total fitness which hasn't been big since the 90s.. I don't think it's even around anymore
Ahh! My favorite bookstore 😭😭😭!
He really does work for Borders, on an accounting skeleton crew still wrapping up the books and paperwork ten years later.
also the fact that with both the Border's and the yogurt punch card he's actively reading off of them, he has the pause in his sentence to identify that he "works for Border's bookstore" and he outright says "apparently I'm on my 9nth purchase" like he's unfamiliar with the information.
Hmm. There’s a Border’s five minutes from me. Open, alive, and everything.
I fell for the my car needs gas scam on vacation once. I knew it was a scam when the same guy approached me the next day at the same place with the same exact story. When I angrily said he pulled that yesterday, he proceeded to rip off his shirt and show me surgical staples going down his abdomen yelling he was a sick man.
RIP literally.
Wait hol up! So what did you do?! What… what?! That’s goofy as hell! Did you just leave?
I had a landlord once who refused to turn up for damp problems for 8 months, then when he finally turned up and we confronted him, he did literally the EXACT same thing lifted his shirt and showed me staples on his abdomen, which somehow meant it was fine to ignore all his tenants for nearly a year.
$10 says you were in Florida
@@jamesbridges6502 100$ says it was Dallas TX!! Them fkrs are everywhere there!!!
“She had gotten moon dust in her lungs...”
“that’s never good....that’s never good...”🤣
Cave Johnson can attest to that! 😎
We don't want that
Moon dust or coca fermented in space... still suspicious
💀💀😂
she's gonna invent portals and put her assistant Carlos into a computer.
"She burnt both her eyeballs out, she's getting eyeball replacement surgery...as we speak."
The way he said it though, "Ash we spheak."
Wonder how many takes before he could spit that out with a straight face.
@@cptnaizen He definitely didn't say it like that, but okay.
@@cptnaizen clearly you're a Helen Keller
LionHeart
"Okay, impressive."
“I also have a spousal injury crisis ON MY MIDST”
I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about this line. My favorite line of the skit lol
@@gsm5104 mine too...and the way he patted his midsection🤣🤣🤣
@@gsm5104 yeh saem
Yeah that was a great line lol
My favorite line is “full-fledged astronaut”. 🥰
"I also have a sposal injury crises on my MIDST as well"...
Haha oh my gosh the timing and delivery is pure genius. Funny line
My wife is languishing in the hospital lol
I love how his finger covered his photo on the ID card 😂
Nidhi r/woooosh
@@MuhammadAli-um3th that wasnt woooosh worthy
@@alan7761 yea that was more deserving of a "no shit"
@@alan7761 how is that not a r/woooosh?
@@tjerk9023 does everyone on UA-cam use reddit?
"I also have a spousal injury crisis _on my midst_ as well."
under_score idk why this line killed me
Hahahab
They always speak so damn academically, makes it so much more fun
My favorite part! lmao
wth is spousal injury 😂
This is every person in Times Square.
Facts. I was literally there just yesterday
"What? You don't want to buy my CD? F*ck you, you racist!!" Don't you just love Times Square..
and Hollywood
And the French Quarter
Never been , planning a trip, any advice on this subject. I from the deep South Alabama
Them both looking over their shoulders each time they make a convincing statement is EPIC!!!
Just know when someone starts with " hey big man", someone is about to get got.
In Charlotte it's always "young blood"
@@paul_warner lol I've heard that one too
that or “my friend”🤣🤣
he hesch mer füüf stutz
The other day I was in my car and some guy knocked on my window and called me "peach fuzz". I had shaved that morning so I looked younger but there were no hairs on my face. I didn't even bother being polite to the guy lol.
“Hey Biggest of men”
Brandon Myles how the fuck you get over 430 likes in less then 40 min ?
@@bandira1000 Exactly my question 😂
@@bandira1000 742 in 41 minutes
bandira1000 Cos I was just about to comment it as soon as it finished 😂
What he has in his personal immediate possession which allows him to accumulate an influx of likes is a picturized government issued card from ...
“Excuse me Big Man.” “Right Quick, Right Quick.” *“BIGGEST of MAN.” LOL!*
Richie Rich biggest of man had me out
But thats how it really is tho.
Same here😂😂
😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
Hey right quick, Rich Guy LOL
The best and most professional con job I ever heard was a woman walking around in white pants trying to hustle money from men to buy tampons because she was saying that she felt her menstrual cycle starting at the moment. Needless to say, almost all the men gave her money and got away from her quickly. LMAO
I respect that, because you would never be able to be 100% on if she's bullshitting or not. Killer ruse.
@@jonnylawless6797 speak for yourself I'd ask her to prove it then and there idgaf I need to see where my capital investment's going
I went to a 7 eleven once and the guy outside said he just got out of prison and he needed 20 for diapers. Then when I didn't play, he tried to invite me over to his house across the street to see his baby as proof
@@edd868 i feel bad for laughing at this
The confidence they both have on getting that money is priceless
Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.
Lol i just found 60 in my pocket i was happy asf
That's so crazy, cause that literally just happened to me, I was doing laundry and found this 70 dollar bill, one of a kind, they stopped making them in 1975. If you want it, it's yours for 200 dollars. Its a 70 dollar bill, but since it's now a collectors item, that's actually a steal.
Unoriginal
even if it's not funny
But not seeing a comment you already saw before .
“Okay that is a credit card place holder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet” 🤣
That's my favorite line lol
I laughed hard at this 😂
Killed me
I dont get it?
@@drfate25 It's cause you're artificial homeboy.
I got scammed this way as a teenager and it's painful in retrospect to see how dumb I was
Everyone gets got at some point. You learn and move on. At least you where willing to give whoever it was the benefit of the doubt, right? Better to get burned than to treat those you meet with jaded cynicism.
Now bigman if I could just get your attention for a second, y'see my daughter is in the hospital and all my money is locked up in this escrow..
Youre still dumb
@@zxt5148 What's wrong with jaded cynicism?
@@loganflatt Though it's important to be skeptical and not fall for anything, you might pass up some great people and opportunities if you only judge and ever take the time to learn and grow. Not saying that everyone you meet is a good person but there are bound to be good people who you'll never get the chance to bond with if you're too close minded.
@@Treeeee2008 That was a joke BTW
“My wife got lunar dust in her lungs”..... “that’s never good”.....”that’s never good”...🤣😂
@Calvin Eastwood might want a word with you
@@burgerfanman I’m not worthy to hold an audience with Calvin Eastwood🤘🌎
He says moon dust
@Alias Fakename 😆
HE ACTUALLY SAID "MOONDUST" NOT "LUNAR DUST" PUT ON YOUR CAPTIONS. LMAO
“She got some moon dust in her lungs.”
That’s never good, that’s never good!”
What is moon dust?
Hah when life gives you lemon, burn life’s house down with the lemons.
@@AminNazari666 His wife is an astronaut in training, but somehow, in that training, she went to the moon and got moon dust in her lungs. Incredible. He needs to start a Go Fund Me. Right now. Maybe I'll create one....
For her of course
Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.
Astronauts don't have health insurance. What a world we live in 😆
Nothing is more satisfying then watching a Key and Peele video that you’ve never seen before
Only true key and peele fans know this is old
Ha agreed! ua-cam.com/video/iv4AGJoTE9E/v-deo.html
@@azariasangeles1970 He didn't say it was new, he said he hasn't seen it before.
the word is you never get to watch all of them
"That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet"
I like how accurately he describes it, like he stole a bunch of wallets so he knows what it is exactly
"She had gotten moon dust all up in her lungs."
"That's never good. It's NEVER good."
hahaha the fake empathy
It's neva good
Like he knows about moon dust in lungs.
@@Myrick313 hahaha that's the joke and I see a lot of people don't get it.
Yo dude your Mario is sick
@@BlitzkriegRap yep. The Joke flew right above our plumpy heads.
“Can I ask you a question, biggest of men?”
*DEAD*
RIP
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Aks you a question
That had me wheezing.
I remember hearing the “I ran out of gas story” for the 2nd time...verbatim. I let him finish because I was amazed that people really did this and with the exact wording and everything when he finished i shrugged told him I ain’t had no money, dude was pissed like “you really let me go through that whole story?”
🤣
It actually works.. some guy came on my college campus and told me this when I was walking to class and I gave him $5. I was 18 at the time so that's my excuse lol, never again
@@takeapieandrun thank you Big Man
@@rizkyanandita8227 🤣🤣
Its amazing the number of people who have asked me for gas money at 2am cuz their kid broke their leg and they are trying to get to the hospital. At least come up with a better story and maybe dont do it in the middle of the night when you look sketchy as fuck
The sad truth is how realistic this sketch is. It’s one thing if you deal with these con during the day, but at night, if you’re caught, DO NOT stop to chat. You continue and/or speed up your action whether that’s going into your car or entering a facility. The ones at night likely has a crew waiting for you if you take them up on their scam backstory. If you didn’t know, now you know.
Yes at night or evening even it really gets scary
One time i remember i waa in high school returning from my english tuition
And jackass came i was going to say please i am not interested and all but the moment i looked to right side
I saw a bunch of guys looking at me and then diverting their gaze somewhere else i change the lane quickly and went full speed walking to the near by store where there were a good no. Of people
That was really scary boy
Nah, you don't keep going straight to your car unless you are ready to defend that car or alternatively at peace to have it jacked.
“can i ask you a question biggest of men ?”
No
*ax
nope, can I AKS YOU a question big man though?
😂😂😂😂
*kweshun
the “hey big man” is so accurate bruh
jamaica they are all taught by the same master Hahahaha
😂
Ive legitimately been called "Big Guy" and im literally the skinniest person walking down my block like who you fooling?
@@BChanAzn8876 when you try to con a toddler
"Hey absolute unit of a man"
jamaica it is!! I get approached for gas or money at least once a week and “big man” is always said lmao
"Well here we are."
"Well here we are. Atm machines that previously I did not know existed."
"Two of them no less."
@Grammarly hey! I’m a Fan of your product. How about a free year of Grammarly?????? ;)
Classssssicccc 😆🤣
Lies again? Air Con Hot Weather
They have clearly been approached by scammers like this. This is just too accurate (at the beginning.)
Everybody has been approached by scammers like this. I don't even know how many times I've heard the "out of gas" or "need bus fare" lines... the female bums often throw in something about their kids to further pull at the heart strings of those they're trying to get dope money from.
Who hasn t? Of course they know how it happens captain obvious
@@unhommequicourt Plenty of out of towners fall for this shit. We all have one of those friends who STOPS to talk to them and it drives us crazy. That's the type who they're after.
“Oooooh see, I also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst.”
Adam Malec I didn't
ur ghosts clips are fucked my guy
Best part about this sketch is Peele’s suit. Just screams “sleazebag”
Hes got sweatpants on omg
His shoes tho 😂
666th like
The mustache completes the look
@@falahl8781 i didnt notice the sweatpants
"i'm on my 9th purchase apparently" had me rolling 😂😂
Yeah that part had me rollin😂😂😂😂😂
Right? “Apparently“🤣🤣🤣
you can't fake that
“Apparently” lmao 😂
Carlito.
When the other con artist gets slightly suspicious at 1:16 is insanely hilarious 💀
I hate con artists who stare everywhere but at you, like they're scouting their next target as they initiate forced conversation with you
Excuse me sir, can you look me in the eyes while you swindle me. So rude
Both comments are gold, but my impression was that sketchy folks like that were keeping eyes out for the police.
Hyper vigilant behavior honestly. Watching for cops
We Also
ok big man lol
“Ok that is a credit card place holder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet.”
My favorite line too lmao
@Travel Xplorer
My pleasure buddy. You say that to everyone that quotes their favorite line? Must be exhausting.
@@dhgbfhhhg8d412 and you quote every line you like in a vid! That must be exhausting.
@Travel Xplorer ikr, it's like these people think everyone else didn't watch the video!
@@ion9084
Well I have 160 likes on my favorite quote comment buddy. How many likes do you and Travel Xplorer have on your negative replies? That’s what I thought. Clearly people like it when people comment their favorite quote. Take the L and waste your time somewhere else.
In Every downtown across America you will find cons like this 😂
You should see Times Square.
They are in Seattle
Check downtown Baltimore
@@thegigadykid1 crazy I just came from there lol. 2 days ago
Resident from Detroit. These guys are spreading everywhere like the Thing.
I hope the IMDB page for this skit has got both the guy at the beginning and end in the credits as 'Big Man'
The use of “fiduciary” here was on point😄
They snuck it in somehow!
I actually looked it up to see if it was a word.
Thanks for the google search
@@battlelack4 And then you went ahead and didn't tell us so we had to look it up ourselves ;)
it reminds of of how they used "lugubriousness" in Hercules 😂
I’m up to my ninth purchase apparently and you can’t fake that.
That's the best line
"Apparently" haha
I read that as they said that😭😂
steve crawford isn’t that a weed product?
T436 I think your thinking of moon rocks
My dad said to me “You can’t kid a kidder son” after he’d just bought a brand new widescreen TV back in 02” off some Irish lads, we got home and there was bricks in the box.
Zepher Gaming damn lmao that’s an ego killing moment right there
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
... Really ? 😐
Them old flatscreens really felt like a chunk of concrete, so I see how he fell for it
This skit never gets old. The only video you can watch as much as you want and still it will make you smile or laugh. Key and peele are legends, they can get in any character.
"she got moondust in her lungs " 😂😂😂
Thats never good
Iss neva good
@@DEM0NIZ3D lmao
And we don’t want that
Yeah she's training to be an astronaut, but has already been to the moon.
This sounds a lot like my uncle who’s always “in between jobs”
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
yikes
I can’t imagine living my life trying to mooch off of honest hard working people, props to your Uncle that can’t be easy
Elijah Gavin Lmao you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
“I’m on my 9th purchase apparently, you can’t fake that.”
🤣
I was watching that part as I was reading your comment lol 😂
Loco gangster Carlito would have 9 individual cards with a single punch in each
@@strangemarkings Detective Jimenez would too
"Apparently" LMAO
Look, I'm going to say it, K&P are without a doubt the funniest duo in comedy history. Some of the best sketch comedy ever made. I can't even with these guys. Every single sketch...every character...costume...makeup...wig....my god. I don't know whos funnier. Incredible.
They are extremely talented and yes, they produced so many high quality skits. However, their skits are all about exaggerated character traits and such, they follow the same rulebook every time. They are probably the best ever in this sector of comedy, but in the entire history of all of comedy? How do you even compare comedy like K&Ps to something like, let's say, Laurel & Hardy? Or Cheech & Chong?
Yes, it's hard to compare, but we actually can. I've seen a fair amount of L&H, I've seen a lot of C&C, and I've seen a lot of Little Britain, and a lot of K&P. I love film and comedy, and I can form an opinion. It's just mine. My age and where I grew up definitely influences this opinion.
It's like trying to build a 'top five' list of the best comedies of all time. It's so hard! @@Puschit1
I like that Peele has to look real close at his ID to remind himself where he "works." He hasn't even bothered to memorize the details of his con
Is because is stolen wallet/identity
And Key keeps his thumb over the photo in his. dyin
That got me bad
“I also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst as well” 😂😂
@Adrian Justice No he said "midst"
@Adrian Justice Do you know the common phrasing, "in the midst of..."? He's saying it like that, but because they're trying to hide slang behind something that sounds legitimate, they're both incorrectly saying common turns of phrase (i.e. "on the midst")
@@soulthiefmcoc1493 They also say: "in our midst" as in: 'among us'
@@warpnin3 That's exactly what that means, yes. But they're acting like two-bit hustlers, who often incorrectly say common idioms/turns of phrase to sound legitimate. As an aside, this now no longer funny lol
@@soulthiefmcoc1493 Still funny! I love how they try their best to hide their criminal intentions under large amount of mismatched and mixed up idioms!
"She got moondust in her lungs."
"That's never good that's never good."
CAVE JOHNSON HERE IM DYING FROM MOONDUST EXPOSURE
😂😂😂😂😂
😫🤣😂🤣
@@mug7692 NASTY STUFF
Um, actually that would be pretty bad. Moondust is make of sharp jagged little bits. So seem legit.
The part that got me was when he was like “my wife was an astronaut and she’s sick right now because she inhaled a bunch of Moondust” 🤣
“MY FAMILY IS IN A FIDUCIARY CRISIS!” 😂
Sorry what does that mean...
@Roy G Biv did you just use they in the way that i think you just used they
that part was funny lmbo
Finance majors get it
baxtyr oof
“My wife got Moon dust in her lungs & whatnot...” 😂😂😂
If your spouse already an astronaut,why bother asking people for money 😂😂😂
impressive
It killed Cave Johnson
test they wear helmets and are on oxygen 😂
@@TheAmacorp right? You know how much money they make? 😁😁😁
“I’m with my ninth purchase apparently and you can’t fake that” 😂
🤣
Chuck McGuil's worst nightmare.
TWO SLIPPIN JIMMY'S!!!😂
0% nudity
0% money
0% gas
100% "Big-man"
@Gecko Kosai what does original mean?
@Gecko Kosai That's the bitchiest thing I've heard all day
@Gecko Kosai you mean proper English died when 2000s babies were born. Now just low i.q lazy degenerate heathen talk
Bonney Dahlquist not heathen talk! 😱😭😭
Bonney Dahlquist looked at your account... ur like 5 why are u talking
Shows him an ID while covering the picture with his thumb, seems legit😂
You have a top comment of a key&peele skit don't you
@Juan Cortez Muro
But not me😂😂😂😂
I saw him do that but didn’t even get it until I read your comment lol
😐 Anytime somebody calls me "brother," "chief," or "big man" outside a store/gas station.
Big dawg lol, Boss, lol
Ayo brother man
Ey yo dumbass
for me it's "Yo Slim, let me holler at ya..."
😂😂😂😂
"123 FIVE!!"
I laughed too hard at that.
"I'm up to my ninth purchase apparently, and you can't fake that" lol
That was my favorite part.
Lmao "you can get a free 10oz yogurt with that"
I got a bunch of cards with the same name so you know it's me.
brilliant
Apparently!😂
“I stay fit & conscientious and what not.” 😂
in europe, it’s “eh my friend! my friend!”
Eh my friendest of friends!
In India its the same apparently.
Sean Gatchell an Indian in America it's hey buddy. I know this from personal experience because my boss is from India and he calls everybody hey buddy.
“Special price, just for you my friend!”
In the middle east "ay buddy"
Peele's raggedy suit!! 🤣
"Okay, that's crazy cuz you know what..."
- Notaco Nartist
The name is funyytyy
I’m going to start trying to scam scammers who approach me for money.
@Mystery Master The church owes me at least 200 dollars then 👌
@Mystery Master I personally give them food instead.
Your Barista I'd love to see their reaction lol
the anti-scam is quite simple, just give em a power right cross when they start pitching their scam and then pick up wallet and go about day.
@@JoeGilly95 and then go to jail for assault..
Those random ATM’s though just sitting there in the great outdoors.
Shhhh - don’t spook them.
And the same damn thing happens to me every time I try to use one.
the vocab is mindbending !!
Maybe the realest skit ever. That's exactly how con artists get down
This skit is really about hustlers. Con artists are more professional.
But it's still fucking hilarious, though!
Draxx them sklounts!
Put the Pussy on the Chainwax!
Nooice!
I said... Bitch!
Key and Peeles is my Shit! Haha 😋
I have been in south afrika and they really do this. Ask for gasmoney with 2 children in the car. 🤣
@@axel1978 well then they were either not experienced con artist or they where normal civilians asking for gas money but u didn't gave it to them so they got stuck in the middle of the dessert and died because of dehydration and now they hunt during night for person who denied them gas money!
rohi more damnit bro. You trying to give me some nightmares?
"Moon dust in her lungs " never good
"That's never good"
Handle portal guns carefully please
@@milesbeining sit down
Cave Johnson can confirm.
We don't want that lol
“can I ax you a question biggest of men” 😂
😂😂😂
Lmao 😭
that shit had me dead
“Okay God bless you I catch you on the up flip”
This was at 999 likes so I just had to help you out with 1 more
"I am in a fiduciary crisis"
Dammit, that didn't work with my boss.
I really feel for those guys and their families. I hope both your wives make speedy recoveries and you left the window down for your daughter. Is there a gofundme or anything I could help these two upstanding gentleman with?
Thank you big man
"Let me AXE you somethin'!"
You truly are the biggest of men.
This comment is a gem...
@@slingitandflingitdiscgolf8340 You people love that quote.
Anyone notice when he showed his ID he made sure his finger was over the picture SMH 😂😂💀 💀
I did but the second time I watched. Haha that's so like them scammers.
Yep. LOL.
And when Peele pulled out his work ID he had to read it 😆
DM GR “this is an employee ID from...borders bookstore”
“I’m straight up legit”
*covers the id picture with thumb*
Toasty narwhale Anything planned for halloween?
Yeah man, what are you doing for Halloween?
Hey big man, what's the plan for Halloween?
indo blood candy
@@tjerk9023 if you give the numbers on the back I'll tell u
After pissing off a scammer on Facebook I ended by linking him this video 😂
"She's getting eye ball replacement surgery"
*sounds legit*
Lol The other guy said his wife INHALED moon dust
This is why I shave my eyeballs twice a week
@@mixtapemania6769 you smart
Nobody can like this comment no more to keep it at 420 likes
Is this one new? Never seen it before