Key & Peele - Consequences

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  • @xtremexavier6639
    @xtremexavier6639 6 років тому +30807

    I found Key and Peele videos now i can't sleep
    *Consequences*

    • @itsvee803
      @itsvee803 5 років тому +60

      Xtreme Xavier 😂😂😂

    • @jaimequintanajr.5276
      @jaimequintanajr.5276 5 років тому +150

      This literally happened me last night. I had testing today. Went to bed a 1:30. I was tired. Consequences!!

    • @jaydntaylor9183
      @jaydntaylor9183 5 років тому +51

      And then a piano fell on your head

    • @keelolo3427
      @keelolo3427 5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂EXACTLY

    • @viliamitikoipau1446
      @viliamitikoipau1446 5 років тому +6

      Let's goo made it 1.2K

  • @JuggyBear
    @JuggyBear 3 роки тому +5714

    "They were hanging on the streets late at night.."
    *salsa dancing movements* 😅

    • @teresai1877
      @teresai1877 3 роки тому +170

      I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.

    • @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx
      @xNeOnBoMbSaUcEx 3 роки тому +262

      more than cigarette smokers, homes.

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 3 роки тому +14

      Lionel Richie and Songs which encouraged the Listener to go outdoors and Dance/Party, in the Street and/or stay Indoors and Dance, on the Ceiling etc., were very popular, back then.

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 3 роки тому +26

      @@teresai1877
      West side Story 😅

    • @tiajanee946
      @tiajanee946 3 роки тому +52

      I swear I come back for that dance! It kills me everytime!🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @1897N
    @1897N 5 років тому +9047

    So Carlito is not dead, he is the most loco gang member indeed

  • @ingenzi
    @ingenzi 4 роки тому +1107

    This is their funniest skit,imo. That little dance he does when he about to say whatever happened is hilarious

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 Рік тому +18

      Nah. It's like with my favorite bands; it's impossible to narrow it down to 1-2 funniest skits.

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 5 років тому +12041

    “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key” is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @juliohernandez3148
      @juliohernandez3148 5 років тому +94

      Keston Decker I thought I was the only one who died when I heard that 😂

    • @seanptaco
      @seanptaco 5 років тому +150

      I had to look up how many keys were on a piano to make sure he wasn't bullshitting the number

    • @leom8101
      @leom8101 5 років тому +13

      Hahaha

    • @marshalbaek5580
      @marshalbaek5580 5 років тому +22

      I just typed that exact thing! I'll delete now that I found yours. Glad others appreciated that one- it could have easily been missed - 😂😂😂

    • @vanexcelarroz5511
      @vanexcelarroz5511 5 років тому +6

      I don't get it

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 6 років тому +9822

    The fact that he wasn’t lying about the consequences LMAO

    • @sinatraforeign
      @sinatraforeign 6 років тому +327

      Probably cause the crack

    • @kraintorent45
      @kraintorent45 5 років тому +117

      you have found the joke! congrats

    • @zomgseriosuly
      @zomgseriosuly 5 років тому +102

      He doesn't lie anymore

    • @nessness8719
      @nessness8719 5 років тому +43

      Shot into the mouth OF a dragon
      CONSEQUENCES

    • @lenhelp8466
      @lenhelp8466 5 років тому +6

      Jaisean I believe him

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn 5 років тому +11259

    If laughter is good for fighting off depression, Key and Peele have saved thousands of lives.

    • @Dabloomfume
      @Dabloomfume 5 років тому +62

      That’s right

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 5 років тому +9

      Cloxboy considering it isn’t um...

    • @Kloxbyn
      @Kloxbyn 5 років тому +15

      @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 I know...
      Hey, we've both got holiday-centric profile pictures. Neat. :)

    • @punjabisoorme3289
      @punjabisoorme3289 5 років тому +30

      I'm not done with my STORRRYYYYY

    • @alligator_detective
      @alligator_detective 5 років тому +18

      Consequences

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 роки тому +1575

    There I was, man...
    Giving this super emotional and inspiring speech to change kids' lives...
    and then...
    I got hit with a wrecking ball.
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @phersephonia3706
    @phersephonia3706 5 років тому +8301

    For a guy with AIDS, had a piano fall on his head, was trampled by buffalo, and was shot out of a catapult, he's looking good considering.

    • @mrthumsup766
      @mrthumsup766 5 років тому +278

      The Moon Herself you forgot the wormhole

    • @cornbread596
      @cornbread596 5 років тому +168

      And the wreckingball

    • @SimbaCrown67
      @SimbaCrown67 5 років тому +198

      Out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon

    • @TB__-
      @TB__- 5 років тому +74

      And inventing Johnny B. Goode

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 5 років тому +48

      Catapulted into a mountain of dragos.Also sucked in another dimention.
      Modern medicine, concequenses!

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 років тому +2824

    Key's acting in this as the principle is so good. His reactions are on point.

    • @aryanraj627
      @aryanraj627 6 років тому +65

      EXACTLY... Nodding in understanding when he said making fun of the principal. classic acting brother 😇😇❤️❤️

    • @ironduke6432
      @ironduke6432 5 років тому +23

      Principal*

  • @xdooski
    @xdooski 9 років тому +9889

    Everybody dead, killed! Yeaahhhhh. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Then I got sucked into a wormhole, CONSEQUENCES!

    • @nitroGen32
      @nitroGen32 9 років тому +142

      swordmaster283 my favorite part... i died laughing at that part XD

    • @jasongabriel565
      @jasongabriel565 9 років тому +48

      Omg that part was my favorite too..was dying...

    • @mr.stretch5797
      @mr.stretch5797 9 років тому +52

      swordmaster283 Wow, you watched the video too! That is incredible! What a coincidence!

    • @xdooski
      @xdooski 9 років тому +110

      Yeah I did! You see how I shared my favorite part and other people agreed with me? Would you like to do the same?

    • @ZarqV2
      @ZarqV2 9 років тому +19

      YEEEEAAAHHH! Lmfao

  • @alexanders1330
    @alexanders1330 2 роки тому +1386

    The fact that he wasn’t lying and didn’t have any consequences just proves he’s telling the truth

    • @jazminchavira4589
      @jazminchavira4589 Рік тому +6

      True 👍

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +16

      But, if he didn't have any consequences, then that would mean that he was lying.

    • @alexanders1330
      @alexanders1330 Рік тому +2

      @@Sewblon elaborate?

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +29

      @@alexanders1330 Everything he said was about how his actions had consequences. So, if there were no consequences, then he was lying.

    • @cb6667
      @cb6667 Рік тому +4

      You somehow didn’t understand the vid

  • @giantqtipz8117
    @giantqtipz8117 5 років тому +6496

    "and then.. I got hit with AIDS."
    Its so sudden LOL

    • @pearlkenz9346
      @pearlkenz9346 5 років тому +103

      giantqtipz I think he literally got hit with it .

    • @Christ_TheWay
      @Christ_TheWay 5 років тому +34

      Shot up my daughter's quinceanera!

    • @sunnyblacc3795
      @sunnyblacc3795 5 років тому +45

      He got str8 to the point lmao

    • @isaacrumley
      @isaacrumley 5 років тому +5

      Yep that's the point

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 років тому +13

      This kinda reminds me of my HS health class. Tough Latino PE teacher and all...you have bad sex for a few secs., get AIDS, consequences!!! That was a legit lecture 😂

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 5 років тому +6974

    The little shimmy he does when he says "I got hit with aids" 😂😂😂

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 5 років тому +110

      Blake Watson “...thEn i gOt SuCK iNtO A WoRmHOle”

    • @davidplummer7302
      @davidplummer7302 5 років тому +184

      The wiggle squat

    • @quirkyangelxoxo
      @quirkyangelxoxo 3 роки тому +77

      @@icemanjr.5819 “... CoNsEqUeNcEs!”

    • @static4939
      @static4939 3 роки тому +42

      1:09

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 3 роки тому +50

      I heard the principal say "He is a former gay member" so the line about aids seemed wild, but consistent.
      Then I realised two things.
      A. The principal said "Gang member"
      B. I am an idiot.

  • @Tom-xy9gb
    @Tom-xy9gb 5 років тому +6473

    “Gave me 88 concussions, one for each key!”😂💀

  • @einstien2409
    @einstien2409 4 роки тому +3808

    "Started making some real crimes, homeboy"
    "Then I got trampled by a herd of buffalo"
    "CONSEQUENCES"
    LMFAO

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia 6 років тому +1409

    1:56 the way he moves while he says "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂

    • @JangoAway
      @JangoAway 5 років тому +23

      Timing

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 5 років тому +9

      Yeah haha

    • @ZackAttack5858
      @ZackAttack5858 5 років тому +11

      That's what made it so funny. Rofl

    • @martinhess7334
      @martinhess7334 5 років тому +15

      He moves like that everytime he say something insane...

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 років тому +2

      It's like a visual of ice in fish's singing voice

  • @Justbringit666
    @Justbringit666 6 років тому +3101

    “Everything you heard today is a lie”
    “I don’t lie anymore” 😂😂😂

    • @ShomeAvi
      @ShomeAvi 6 років тому +30

      r Reddy I just realized why he said that...cuz whatever lie he says or thinks of becomes true.

    • @enzop2835
      @enzop2835 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂 2:36

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 років тому +831

    "Gave me 88 concussions....one for each keee!"

    • @karda009
      @karda009 9 років тому +64

      And Peele.

    • @blender7
      @blender7 9 років тому +98

      *****
      "one for each KEY."
      Pianos have 88 keys.

    • @MikeLocke
      @MikeLocke 9 років тому +13

      blender7 really?

    • @joshitheyoshi2533
      @joshitheyoshi2533 9 років тому +1

      ***** yes.

    • @ShynAwkward
      @ShynAwkward 9 років тому +6

      *****
      I hope your comment gets 88 likes....... One for each Key...........(& Peele)

  • @drn316
    @drn316 4 роки тому +740

    “Then I got sucked into a wormhole”

    • @reiackerman1849
      @reiackerman1849 4 роки тому +59

      Trying to introduce my own parents to each other , almost failed! arm was disappearing..
      Lmao

    • @runerdude141
      @runerdude141 4 роки тому +24

      Then i was trampled by a herd of buffalo CONSEQUENCES

    • @fairefozza6406
      @fairefozza6406 4 роки тому +28

      Con-see-quenc-ES

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 6 місяців тому +3

      Con-See-Quences!

  • @madgemackles4337
    @madgemackles4337 5 років тому +2736

    I’m laughing too hard and now my head hurts...consequences

  • @johnthedon7883
    @johnthedon7883 8 років тому +375

    Gave me 88 concussions , one for each key . 🎹

    • @incogn3gr0
      @incogn3gr0 7 років тому +6

      John Sauce Consequences.

  • @jupiterscrybabyy
    @jupiterscrybabyy 8 років тому +2319

    "I tried to introduce my parents to each other! Almost failed, arm was disappearing."

    • @swiff1174
      @swiff1174 8 років тому +104

      That's from the movie Back to the Future

    • @brandonknable7890
      @brandonknable7890 6 років тому +4

      wishuwazmeh121 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @jmike1197
      @jmike1197 6 років тому +1

      😂 😂 😆

    • @langers9988
      @langers9988 6 років тому +25

      Deon Roy. Damn! Thanks for letting us know. Fuck sake.

    • @giorgiustiashvili4238
      @giorgiustiashvili4238 6 років тому +9

      wishuwazmeh121 CONSEQUENSES

  • @neanda
    @neanda 2 роки тому +45

    I love coming back to K&Ps sketches whenever I'm feeling down, they always cheer me right up. Thank you guys, for more than you realise

  • @Jennaslense_
    @Jennaslense_ 6 років тому +5000

    “It gave me 88 concussions.....one for each key!” *XD*

  • @ancaaa008
    @ancaaa008 5 років тому +1392

    This is one of the best acting performances I've ever seen

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 4 роки тому +15

      Foreal these guys should make a scary movie or something

    • @jondojondo5115
      @jondojondo5115 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidsalinas9 they did. Its called Get out.

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 3 роки тому +10

      @@jondojondo5115 lol I know r/whooosh

    • @gautamrana7046
      @gautamrana7046 3 роки тому +4

      @@jondojondo5115 🤡🤡 🤦‍♂️

    • @scottslogic
      @scottslogic 2 роки тому +5

      what acting? it's called *consequences*

  • @theauditor5275
    @theauditor5275 8 років тому +3504

    love that random ass back to the future reference

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 років тому +139

      GO JOHNNY GO, GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!!!!!!

    • @Redgamig
      @Redgamig 8 років тому +20

      The Auditor same

    • @nikkoXmercado
      @nikkoXmercado 7 років тому +18

      I really had to scroll this far for this comment?

    • @xanderzmartini
      @xanderzmartini 6 років тому

      Also reign of fire I believe????

  • @gravityimage5
    @gravityimage5 Рік тому +111

    "Hanging on the streets late at night" dancing salsa. Gets me every time. 🤣

  • @naam7018
    @naam7018 6 років тому +2206

    “They were hanging on the streets”
    Then starts dancing

  • @MikeLocke
    @MikeLocke 9 років тому +8122

    "NOT DONE WITH MY STOR'EEE..."

  • @TheChef_isCookin
    @TheChef_isCookin 5 років тому +895

    *strange eye contact and movements*
    "I used to be just like you"
    *tragic chord struck*

    • @EverytingAllAtOnce
      @EverytingAllAtOnce 5 років тому +11

      I feel like not enough people understand why it's so funny when they do shit like this

    • @gabrieljohnson7417
      @gabrieljohnson7417 5 років тому

      Dashiell Gregory 😂😂😂

  • @robinsonner5461
    @robinsonner5461 3 роки тому +104

    This is really a modern day folk tale.
    Remember kids if you partake in sin and misbehaviour then outlandish and impossible consequences entirely unrelated to the behaviour will happen to you.

    • @ita9550
      @ita9550 2 роки тому +3

      I wish this was 100% true then we wouldn’t have so many spawns of evil

  • @shamsulhaque2034
    @shamsulhaque2034 5 років тому +1971

    I love his body movements 😂

    • @myuhdidas
      @myuhdidas 5 років тому +78

      The way he moved when he said "I use to be just like you" fuck I couldnt stop laughing

    • @shamsulhaque2034
      @shamsulhaque2034 5 років тому +31

      Bruh yea and the way he subtlety tells “i got hit with aids

    • @dariusharris5132
      @dariusharris5132 5 років тому +1

      Rrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhiiiittt

    • @mrman9151
      @mrman9151 5 років тому

      For real!!!

    • @reiackerman1849
      @reiackerman1849 4 роки тому

      Yeeeeah

  • @JoeFanik
    @JoeFanik 8 років тому +5924

    I at first didn't really like Key and Peele. And then! One day! I got abducted by aliens. Consequences

    • @ForGlory1
      @ForGlory1 8 років тому +99

      nooice

    • @camille.8285
      @camille.8285 7 років тому +84

      It's aliens. There's aliens over there.

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 7 років тому +37

      How can we be sure you are not an alien pretending to be human?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 6 років тому +5

      We all began loving Key and Peele after some alien anal fiddling.

    • @vozeneldecierto3559
      @vozeneldecierto3559 6 років тому +4

      Lan Dewell
      Consequences!!!

  • @unmasked-tv6764
    @unmasked-tv6764 8 років тому +756

    "gave me 88 concussions, one for each key" 😂

  • @hear-and-know
    @hear-and-know 8 місяців тому +16

    Peele's capacity to really embody the characters is amazing, and especially the fluidity with body language

  • @theraptor8096
    @theraptor8096 5 років тому +2088

    "I did a driveby"
    everyone turns back
    "got sucked in a wormhole"

  • @Giraffepopcorns90
    @Giraffepopcorns90 9 років тому +3471

    "And then, I got trampled by a herd of buffalo."
    "Wut."
    "CONSEQUENCES!"

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 9 років тому +178

      the wut got me

    • @ProductiveStrings
      @ProductiveStrings 7 років тому +34

      Recette Tear Lmao I'm Not Done Wit My Story! Haha

    • @fahdasq507
      @fahdasq507 6 років тому +4

      *"yeaaaarrgghhhhhh.... YEAAAAAAAGHH!"*

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 5 років тому

      OK Donny I think we've had enough...

    • @JustaMomnFamily
      @JustaMomnFamily 5 років тому

      Got sucked into a worm hole......

  • @blahblah7963
    @blahblah7963 6 років тому +1205

    "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" WHAT? 😂😂💀!

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 3 роки тому +608

    Principal: *Invites Donnie Herrera to school*
    2 minutes later: "The faster we get away from him the better" 😂😂😂

    • @alzarian2029
      @alzarian2029 3 роки тому +23

      Consequences

    • @RickyMoss
      @RickyMoss 3 роки тому +20

      😂🤣 "Kids everything you heard today is a lie" after agreeing with the first few sentences he said 😂😄💀

  • @TheLofditty
    @TheLofditty 6 років тому +2058

    “I feel like he missed a step there” 😂😂😂

    • @buzzinboi3770
      @buzzinboi3770 6 років тому +8

      Just a few

    • @noonecares4440
      @noonecares4440 6 років тому +4

      Honestly didn't get that part

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 6 років тому +12

      Spongebob SquarePants like there has to be more to the story than he stole some money and then a piano fell on him

    • @tuckerbrunson4110
      @tuckerbrunson4110 6 років тому +1

      Buzzin Boi bro I read your comment as “fist a Jew”😂😂

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 років тому +3

      sponge: Because the event was not a logical consequence of the actions he described.

  • @AthenaPMiller
    @AthenaPMiller 8 років тому +443

    Key's reaction when Peele says "I got hit with aids," is my favorite thing ever.

    • @cocainecowboy1717
      @cocainecowboy1717 8 років тому +2

      .

    • @connorduquette1432
      @connorduquette1432 8 років тому +5

      Um... No, no, it was AIDS. Turn on subtitles if you don't believe me.

    • @jakeburris1320
      @jakeburris1320 8 років тому +4

      +Connor Duquette your comment made no sense

    • @connorduquette1432
      @connorduquette1432 8 років тому +14

      Jake Burris
      Someone who has since deleted their comment thought the line "And then... I got hit with EGGS!" That was my reply. I should probably delete it too.

    • @TimothyNyota
      @TimothyNyota 8 років тому +6

      Key is a fuckin great actor!!

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 6 років тому +2573

    Keegan can do literally any ethnicity

  • @kenobi-hi7qz
    @kenobi-hi7qz 3 роки тому +47

    "More than cigarette smokers, homes". I love this phrase more specifically the way he addressed the students.

  • @alfonsonation
    @alfonsonation 8 років тому +1897

    I ordered a cup of water at McDonalds...went to the machine and put a little of lemonade...then Key and Peele ended their show. Consequences!

    • @tiffanywoods9282
      @tiffanywoods9282 8 років тому +76

      damn. that's fucked up. hope u learned ur lesson

    • @Moonieg870
      @Moonieg870 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @MegaTonytheboss
      @MegaTonytheboss 8 років тому +63

      +Alfonso Peterman You've ruined the lives of all

    • @Joe-uv7se
      @Joe-uv7se 8 років тому +42

      Im sadened by your actions home boy and then, one day, i got trampled by a herd of buffalo

    • @e0o9kii
      @e0o9kii 7 років тому +18

      I disliked a Key and Peele video. The next day, Trump got elected. CONSEQUENCES!

  • @mgtow4l278
    @mgtow4l278 7 років тому +738

    "88 concussions 1 for each key" I'm dead😂😂

    • @NiecezZASMR
      @NiecezZASMR 6 років тому +3

      MGTOW4L cryinnnnnn😂😭😭😭😂😂

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 6 років тому +5

      MGTOW4L
      Now i how many keys are in a piano

    • @chas386
      @chas386 6 років тому

      Seth Meyer

  • @christiansquirrel5568
    @christiansquirrel5568 8 років тому +183

    I just like how he moves his body when he drops the news on em.

    • @massparody
      @massparody 8 років тому +7

      Me too xD so much Mexican pep

    • @johnnypimpinz5202
      @johnnypimpinz5202 6 років тому +1

      I want to see actual Mexicans move like this lol

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 6 років тому +4

      Johnny Pimpinz go to East L.A. homes, you will see it a lot 😂😂😂

  • @doublev1454
    @doublev1454 Рік тому +44

    “You think I’m learning, but no”
    This is my life quote.

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 5 років тому +2876

    He sees all these things AFTER he smokes crack so technically he's not lying.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 5 років тому +35

      @Badr eddin Thank you for explaining it to me. Clearly your work is done here.

    • @prenomnom7197
      @prenomnom7197 5 років тому +17

      Dude, you should apply to the Nasa or something

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 років тому +3

      @@prenomnom7197 he wouldn't wanna take ur spot since ur clearly very perceptive

    • @UGOkilleth
      @UGOkilleth 5 років тому +5

      But then again, maybe those stuff were consequences for using drugs? Real and not just the side effects lol jk

    • @nasekiller
      @nasekiller 5 років тому +20

      no, these things actually happen, thats why he got hit after smoking.

  • @nicholasfox966
    @nicholasfox966 5 років тому +352

    The attention to detail of Key & Peele and their writing staff was just fantastic. “Thank you, Aurelio. I apologize, Teresa.” So specific and authentic and hilarious.

  • @Pienoah
    @Pienoah 5 років тому +787

    “I feel like he missed a step there!” Ahahahahahahahaha, lol

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 4 роки тому +11

      Oh... wait. Was he talking about his dance moves or the leaps he made in the story???😂😂😤

    • @papaisduniyakapapa
      @papaisduniyakapapa 3 роки тому +3

      @@galaxylucia1898 Story

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 роки тому +1

      @@galaxylucia1898 I thought he was talking about the dance steps 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TyBeTroLLing
      @TyBeTroLLing 3 роки тому +1

      I never noticed til this comment😂😂😂

    • @iandguzman
      @iandguzman 2 роки тому +2

      I think he's talking about how his made up stories got escalated so quickly.

  • @clqude
    @clqude 2 роки тому +49

    I’m sobbing from the quinceañera part bro
    “yeahhhhh..! YEAHHHHHH!”

  • @back2thefuture
    @back2thefuture 9 років тому +317

    Key and Peele tryna steal my plot?
    Consequences.

    • @davydabutcha7839
      @davydabutcha7839 9 років тому +3

      Ikr!! You invented Johnny b Goode lol

    • @carstereobandits
      @carstereobandits 9 років тому +11

      +Back to the Future It's 2015, where the hell are the hover boards and self-drying jackets McFly?

    • @christopher399
      @christopher399 9 років тому +1

      +carstereobandits Hoverboards exists.

    • @daltostar7566
      @daltostar7566 9 років тому +3

      +christopher399 no they don't those are segways without handles

  • @indowithbadenglish5677
    @indowithbadenglish5677 5 років тому +312

    To imagine how the school found this guy is what really makes the sketch even funnier LMAO

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 5 років тому +1

      indo with bad english 😂😂😂

    • @fantasypolice
      @fantasypolice 11 місяців тому +3

      Haha I support a prequel

  • @fabgirl09
    @fabgirl09 5 років тому +2441

    No one is questioning why there desks instead of just chairs in the stage audience area

  • @VictorNidas
    @VictorNidas 3 роки тому +40

    The "quick walk down the stairs" motion he does when he says what happend after is just legendsry

  • @MrSledge88
    @MrSledge88 8 років тому +2810

    And then...I got trampled by a herd of Buffalo. Consequences😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
    @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 років тому +688

    A lot of people here didn't get the joke, the plot twist was that he wasn't actually lying, he was a hallucinating crackhead gangster. They were all half-truths and half-hallucinations. Consequences......
    was prolly watching "back to the future" while doing crack, so he pieced that to his life.

    • @cellshaded
      @cellshaded 9 років тому +1

      Dinglie Danglie Doodle I actually think that after he did something bad he shot up afterwards and actually saw those things :)). Makes sense.

    • @Kerbapki
      @Kerbapki 9 років тому +2

      Dinglie Danglie Doodle howd he get aids if it was a "hallucinations" the doctor couldnt say he had aids cause as you quote, it was just a mere hallucination so there fore it wasnt a hallucination and it was real all the time

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 років тому

      RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser Why would you chalk "getting AIDS" under hallucinations? That's one of the most believable part in a crackhead's life, compared to falling pianos and buffalo tramplings.
      Even if I were to say that him getting AIDS was a hallucination..........what doctor?!?!?! How did you reasoned that?

    • @Kerbapki
      @Kerbapki 9 років тому

      how do you know you get aids with out a doctor checking you?

    • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
      @dingliedangliedoodle9261 9 років тому

      RobloxFelixSnowFlake Magical Loser All we have here is a crackhead and his words. So what doctor are you referring to?

  • @balipsette
    @balipsette 5 років тому +486

    "I was in another dimension, tried to introduce my own parents to each other..." LOL

  • @ogsnakesnake765
    @ogsnakesnake765 3 роки тому +162

    Their Latino accents are spot on, I freaking love this skit. Not to mention the walk.

    • @tomiantenna7279
      @tomiantenna7279 3 роки тому +11

      Right? The little dance he does is just so ON SPOT!!

  • @nenes_universe9341
    @nenes_universe9341 6 років тому +651

    When your grandparents are telling you stories about when they were younger and they lose the whole point of the conversation.

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 6 років тому +6

      What are you smoking? Man was on point the entire time. Consequences!

    • @danierupieru5640
      @danierupieru5640 5 років тому

      Hisoka his name right

    • @mhj626
      @mhj626 5 років тому

      When we gonna know about ya story

    • @emilyreid1479
      @emilyreid1479 5 років тому

      relateble

  • @rheaellis1602
    @rheaellis1602 8 років тому +761

    "You think I'm LEARNING, but no, see I'm just like you, got back out there, started making some real crimes homeBOI!!!" I CAN'T BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂

  • @synysterjazmyngates
    @synysterjazmyngates 5 років тому +493

    It’s the movements he makes while he talks that make it so funny!

  • @eyalmolchansky
    @eyalmolchansky 3 роки тому +17

    this is one of the best skits ever made,
    i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.

  • @benport466
    @benport466 9 років тому +901

    I did a Drive-by at my daughter's own Quinceañera! *Everyone turns back*

    • @brandongonzales2588
      @brandongonzales2588 8 років тому +80

      That's some serious shit bro lol

    • @unclebrownfingers6738
      @unclebrownfingers6738 8 років тому +39

      +Ben Port CON-SE-QUENCES!!

    • @SpoonDude
      @SpoonDude 8 років тому +52

      +Ben Port
      Then I got sucked into a wormhole.

    • @tentailmadara2500
      @tentailmadara2500 8 років тому +4

      sorry but what does that mean

    • @benport466
      @benport466 8 років тому +18

      ten tail madara A Quinceañera is when a female turns 15 and a celebration is had. Hence the term Quince in the front part.

  • @I_Cause_ConFLICKt
    @I_Cause_ConFLICKt 5 років тому +115

    I love his lowering wavy walk when he's talking about the consequences.

  • @MattSynysterRx20
    @MattSynysterRx20 8 років тому +362

    "They were hanging on the streets, late at night" not sure if they are dancers or bad kids

    • @ai5550
      @ai5550 8 років тому +15

      +MattSynyster i read this as he was saying it xD

    • @Dagarar
      @Dagarar 8 років тому +4

      +xXShadowKillerXx Oh my god!!!! same here!!! 😱

    • @firstlast-wg2on
      @firstlast-wg2on 8 років тому

      "Dancers"

    • @RacleandRaHill
      @RacleandRaHill 7 років тому

      Diego Graciano bruh me too

    • @maryetuk7628
      @maryetuk7628 7 років тому

      MattSynyster 😂😂😂

  • @romelljeremiah
    @romelljeremiah Рік тому +12

    That back to the future part is comedy gold 😂😂

  • @lostangelestimes2712
    @lostangelestimes2712 6 років тому +79

    one of my favorite skits. the way he goes low after each story is hilarious

  • @Khalid-ik5od
    @Khalid-ik5od 6 років тому +2813

    then i got sucked into a wormhole...😂😂😂

  • @danboah2501
    @danboah2501 5 років тому +699

    Almost died when he went YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH after the drive by

  • @dc37wwe2kmods
    @dc37wwe2kmods 3 роки тому +17

    "I used to be just like you."
    *dramatic music starts*

    • @mattryan8834
      @mattryan8834 3 роки тому +4

      Put milk on my head, just like you Rodriguez 😂

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 6 років тому +1503

    I asked a girl out once.
    Then I got teleported to the moon!
    CONSEQUENCES!

    • @speedbird1598
      @speedbird1598 5 років тому +34

      tbh that sounds pretty fucking dope like the universe was rewarding you for your confidence

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 років тому +6

      I tried to ask a little boy about one of my Co workers...
      And then I got hit by the third bomb.
      *CONSEQUENCES*

    • @bruhman3825
      @bruhman3825 5 років тому

      That's all I have to do? Bring the consequences.

    • @JorgePerez-rw8rx
      @JorgePerez-rw8rx 5 років тому +2

      Luther hargreeves 😂
      Btw is you profile picture a fusion btw freiza and jiren

    • @orestpaja2531
      @orestpaja2531 5 років тому

      Jorge perez it is killer queen from jojos bizarre adventure

  • @ihadtochangemyname5595
    @ihadtochangemyname5595 5 років тому +776

    Starts to salsa “They were hanging on the streets late at night, more than cigarette smokers”... 😂😂😂

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 5 років тому +23

      Homesss lol

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 5 років тому +1

      William Smith 😂😂😂

    • @knews1555
      @knews1555 5 років тому +1

      Lool

    • @alixxander82
      @alixxander82 5 років тому +21

      William Smith yes that dance was the best had me dying!!!!

    • @gracegold9072
      @gracegold9072 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @JjM91084
    @JjM91084 8 років тому +1225

    YAAAAA! YAAAAA! then I got sucked into a wormhole consequences...

    • @senordickhead100
      @senordickhead100 8 років тому +14

      the way he said "consequences"at that part, was that a question?

    • @rheaellis1602
      @rheaellis1602 8 років тому +13

      +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

    • @rheaellis1602
      @rheaellis1602 8 років тому +2

      +levin villena Idk I thought he was singin

    • @abrahamhoskinsx4698
      @abrahamhoskinsx4698 6 років тому

      I was the 1000th like 😁

  • @dylancannella3561
    @dylancannella3561 3 роки тому +5

    i’ve seen every key and peele skit this is my favorite

  • @MyLOLVideoSEnjoY
    @MyLOLVideoSEnjoY 6 років тому +1063

    a piano fell on my head............... CONSEQUENCES!!!

  • @TimeTravelingAltair1337
    @TimeTravelingAltair1337 9 років тому +800

    lol the body movements he makes

  • @sweetdoll4557
    @sweetdoll4557 5 років тому +1415

    "Where is my crack, where's my crack" 💀💀💀
    "Consequences"

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 3 роки тому +18

    1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS

  • @jazzyjazz2673
    @jazzyjazz2673 8 років тому +507

    Yeaaaaaah YEAAAAAAH!!!!!- then I got sucked into a wormhole 💀

  • @malcolmtyler1622
    @malcolmtyler1622 5 років тому +56

    This guy visited out school a few months ago, it was very inspirational and emotional.. A piano also fell on my uncles head and his last words were “Consequences” this speech hit me hard like the piano did my uncle

  • @bigboaayyquan9368
    @bigboaayyquan9368 5 років тому +544

    “I’m not done wit my STOREEEY” 😭😭

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag 3 роки тому +3

    A few years ago I decided to watch one Key & Peele video and now I just cannot stop.
    Consequences.

  • @MrTroubleism77
    @MrTroubleism77 6 років тому +790

    If u watch closely, all the extras were trying to hold their laughter but then CONSEQUENCES

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 6 років тому +22

      Nah. They were just acting. The audience was suppose to giggle at him because everyone thought he was a joke. In fact, everyone left the auditorium still thinking he was a joke. No one saw the wrecking ball.
      Also, they probably filmed the student reaction shots separately. Much cheaper than trying to get everything in one shot, also faster.

    • @marlonbegue
      @marlonbegue 5 років тому +4

      @@flewkisdead wrong. i worked on this and that's actually me at 2:02. We were indeed struggling not to laugh. It was even funnier in person to be honest

  • @msgonsalves3668
    @msgonsalves3668 6 років тому +583

    When he started dancing I couldn’t take no more! 😭😭😭 Too many CONSEQUENCES!!! 🤣💕

    • @doyinsage
      @doyinsage 6 років тому +13

      Key's reactions were gold 😂, "What?!"

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 років тому +1

      @@doyinsage fr

  • @impala5108
    @impala5108 5 років тому +190

    " I think he missed a step there.."😂

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 3 роки тому +1

    loves the way he sways his head and body when he mentions the consequence. this is by far one of thier best sketches.

  • @shawndeninger4901
    @shawndeninger4901 7 років тому +2540

    I talked to a girl once. CONSEQUENCES!!😂😂

  • @stonecold2589
    @stonecold2589 7 років тому +266

    I like to imagine this guy is the older Carlito just with a different name. So loco.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 6 років тому +3

      But Carlito died in that proud thug sketch

    • @patrickfitzsimons8785
      @patrickfitzsimons8785 6 років тому +6

      Naw dying is for pussys

  • @dito7347
    @dito7347 8 років тому +407

    The milk carton part is so random lmaoo

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 8 років тому +78

      Seems like some dumb shit someone would pull at school though, haha.

    • @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315
      @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315 8 років тому +5

      Madberty in highschool? They must be fucking lonely as fuck and probably have no taste in humor and have no friends.

    • @spiritualopportunism4585
      @spiritualopportunism4585 8 років тому +8

      "Thank you so much." LOLS!

  • @kelserus
    @kelserus 3 роки тому +29

    I get the feeling that they didn’t exactly know what they were doing, what they were going for or how to wrap up this sketch. But it turned out to be comedy gold! Gets funnier every time I see it and I find myself saying “con-se-quences” often 😂

  • @nosferatu6385
    @nosferatu6385 6 років тому +764

    -AND THEN, ONE DAY!!! I got shot out of a catapult.
    -That's it! 😂😂

    • @flewkisdead
      @flewkisdead 6 років тому +9

      Into a dragon's mouth.

    • @demigod4598
      @demigod4598 5 років тому +10

      Into a mouth of a dragon

    • @lepulu4137
      @lepulu4137 5 років тому +2

      DANK BOİ into the dragon of a mouth

    • @rome_055
      @rome_055 5 років тому

      Into the mouth of a dragon - does the dance
      LMFAO

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 5 років тому

      Into the mouth of a dragon

  • @ivansingrasabout7403
    @ivansingrasabout7403 10 років тому +297

    im in a very emotional state right now, my bills are rising, i lost my wife, my kids, got a divorce everythings hard right now. and its just sad that i have to tell the internet about my stuggles. im thinking of comitting suicide, just jumping off a building may god have mercy on me, then i got jumped by the seven dwarfs. CONSEQUENCES

    • @connorbanepoop
      @connorbanepoop 10 років тому +36

      2emotional4me bro

    • @DonCapoeira
      @DonCapoeira 10 років тому +19

      Damn that's deep.

    • @nodruoJ
      @nodruoJ 10 років тому +38

      Bro shouldn't joke about that, I got prostate cancer, almost died it was late noticed, my daughter broke her leg in 2 places, me and my wife are sick dunno, what to do...DEN I GOT MY DICKED CHOPPED OFF BY 88 DRAGONS CONCEQUENCES!

    • @applesausesoupm6666
      @applesausesoupm6666 10 років тому +12

      chaosguygx that's nothing my mom dropped me off at some guys house never came back killed osama bin laden got ebola then elmo and big bird jumped me on seseme street CONSEQUENCES

    • @nodruoJ
      @nodruoJ 10 років тому +9

      APPLESAUSESOUP M damn nigga, DAT happened to my brother yesterday :'c

  • @johnRH777
    @johnRH777 5 років тому +2412

    Then I got sucked into a wormhole
    😂 😂 😂 dead 💀

    • @CodeNameCappy
      @CodeNameCappy 5 років тому +28

      Consequences LMAOOO

    • @jordangrimmett8957
      @jordangrimmett8957 5 років тому +8

      Johnathan Rasean haha I wasn’t that had me dying. 😂💀

    • @earljoshuacastro6455
      @earljoshuacastro6455 5 років тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 5 років тому +9

      Then immediately "consequenSES?" like he's asking a question at the end.

    • @mayraperez38
      @mayraperez38 5 років тому

      i lied then got pushed into a meat grinder one broken bone for each saw consequences

  • @sunnyv5718
    @sunnyv5718 3 роки тому +13

    I think I’ve watched this skit too many times because it’s starting to make sense.

  • @nyc914
    @nyc914 8 років тому +77

    "i got 88 concussions...one for each key" lmao almost died

    • @kevkev44
      @kevkev44 6 років тому

      IM_RAZKAL_B**** i dont get it lol

  • @HirayaMayari
    @HirayaMayari 5 років тому +376

    Ahahaha those Back To The Future references ahahahaha

    • @gabrielidusogie9189
      @gabrielidusogie9189 5 років тому +13

      I've seen Back to the Future multiple times. What references?
      Nvm. It's at the end

    • @Littlething41
      @Littlething41 5 років тому +14

      Haha Introducing his own parents and his arm fading I died!!!

  • @filmsensei
    @filmsensei 5 років тому +531

    I love how as the wrecking ball hits him he manages to utter a final “Consequences”!🤣

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 3 роки тому +3

    I've watched this like 3-5 times already but that dramatic music when he tells his story still gets me