The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 11 сер 2019
- A telemarketer uses an unusual new technique to sell vacation packages.
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#KeyandPeele - Комедії
i wish telemarketer would hang up on me right away.
No, you wouldn't.
I wish they didn't call
I’ve been cussed at by a Russian one
Bruh honestly
I hang up on them the second I hear their voice....Then proceed to block their number
that squeeze toy is what gets me every time
It opens some old wounds from Dirk gentlys for me, that's for sure
@@leonm4273 buahahahaha
It has absolutely no point, yet it is the backbone of the whole skit. Brilliant!
@@kirmityou Maybe it means the sales guy is stressed out about his job but can handle it because he's using scripts
He got 5 on it
"WTF do you want, Cathy?" I wish I could answer my work phone like this. 😂🤣
I totally heard it as Kathy...
@@quokka_11 Me too
@Fetus for Jesus I don't believe you.
Zach delivered it really well too
Thats the funniest part in this skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This actually a sales technique that I’ve used. Not to this extent, but it does work. Had a car salesman do this 1 time and I told him I know what you are doing, and then bought 2 cars. I showed him.
what a chad
No, i think he showed u... But thats still hella funny
@@ladyinblakgaming2176 whoosh
😂😂😂
Lmfaooo
Somewhere in India...a telemarketing company is taking some serious notes lol
Yes we are....yes we are :)
@@jacobcorrigeux3538 thanks so much for clarification asshole
That argument was so plain
There's an Indian skit/show that copied this exactly and passed it off as theirs so.... not surprising
@@MatBaconMC link?
This is what you call "Reverse psychology"
in sales we call that take away.
LMAO
I call it psychology reversed
Ikr
And churlish.
Zac Oyama is hilarious. Love Peele's demeanor in this call.
I'm so glad someone else noticed Zac!!
I don’t think I’ve ever audibly screamed in genuine surprise over key and peele before today.
Ya the funniest guy from college humor
@@subasthapa8323he has the funniest timing with his jokes but I think Brennan or Lou Wilson are the funniest
Tommy Shrigley's brother?
The most powerful position to have in a negotiation is the willingness to walk away and mean it.
A relationship too!
@@SolidSnake-jz7dl wtf no that's just toxic lmao
@@Manipendeh Nah dude sometimes you just need to bug out of a FUBAR relationship
Secrets to Power Negotiation.
Peele should make an entire horror movie based on this
larzuga1 genius
Someone make this happen 😮
- Banana - yes lol
It's kinda like that movie "Sorry to bother you"
It's comedy with some extreme strangeness to it
Start a petition. I'll sign it.
"sure you do" what a brilliant line. Just when you think the joke is over it reaches a whole new level of brilliance
SO glad someone commented on this. Best part of the skit.
@@schmidt640 literally
yep, as someone who has done plenty of b2b sales calls, this is where the skit went from good to rolling on the floor
@@alijah4kliterally? How could he mean it figuratively?
the level of self-restraint that took. he earned that sale
“WTF you want Kathy” 😂
Zac O'yama 😍
“did we get disconnected”
“yeah no, i mean yeah hung up on you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny thing is there are people out there who this would actually work on.
Really. I'll be so happy that he hung up.
@Michael P Nope? Why not?
The fuk dyuknow, Nathan? *logs out of UA-cam...
If you had to call first that would work sure
@@ShashankAdluri you'd call back in a heart beat.
"What the F*** do you want?" 😂🤣😭
Marcus B. Fuck*
Marcus B. Lmaoooo omg this is exactly how I answer my phone calls 😂
@@phyllishahart6111 Hahahahahahahahaha!!! 😄
The original ua-cam.com/video/72lValALTzw/v-deo.html
Key, Peele just copy an Indian youtuber video.... Check it out.
@@MrSambhav00 Wow! Super similar indeed! I see your link is from 2017. I need to verify when exactly that K&P episode aired originally. It was uploaded this year but it came out on TV a while back....
This is basically my job. We handle escalations in my department, meaning that the only calls I take are angry customer calls. We also have a policy to not put up with cursing or abusive language, so I instantly hang up on people all the time. I never get them right back like this, but if you look at the account you'll see that they always call back right away.
This is a brilliant stress relief job 🤣😁
Sounds like fun.
That sounds like an absolutely shitty job lol.
Not really. The sketch was funny and the telemarketer was very successful in selling something. In sharp contrast, you just don't do your minimum-wage job, which is why you have that job mid-life and will, at best, always have that job. Your company knows this. You're the pawn. Of course the consumer calls back. You didn't solve their reason for calling, as the other shitty reps before you did not with the same attitude and ineptitude, likely. By the time they reach you, they probably are a little irritated when originally otherwise fine, having gone through several incompetent reps just like yourself for often the simplest account situation. Your job is to de-escalate and resolve, not get an erection off fucking with consumers. Otherwise, you're on a one-way track to working at a gas station and not even maintaining that job.
No, not instance off ruancerpoline about triggers need any patience; but in the side, kids violation is challenge to a ketchup.
"what the fuck do you want?"
always kills me
Same
"Come on man...let it go!"
I love how the table's turned...Lol
Are you a telemarketer?
😂😂
LMAO
😆😄
That's the best part!!! Great writing there...lol...and it is always the AHs who make the big $$ at these places...because you kind of have to be to be a phony type of BS-er to sell well over the ph, lol...
I'm like 95% sure the stress doll is actually a voodoo doll
What's the other 5%?
@@MASTEROFSAND a dick
I ordered the stress ball from amazon today just because of this episode lol
You 95% wrong
Adam Yeahmayweather send me a link!
The "sure you do" kills me 😂😂
Peele is always very, very good, but no one does rage like Key.
The way Key screams “WHAAAAAAT” after Peele says “Sure you do” ends me 💀
PooCrizzap best scream!!!!
that there was coach hines
Legend says that's what the aliens sound like at Area 51.
The final screech was my favorite.
Key is the best overactor ever
Unsettling. I mean Jordan Peele's genius for horror was right in front of us all along. I now understand what he means by comedy and horror are parallel to each other.
Yes!!
No.
Maybe.
Sort of
No you don't.
I thought this was gonna be a Scream-type thing where the telemarketer just kept calling over & over again. Was pleasantly surprised to see it was a reverse-psychology deal. Also epic cameo @ the end lol
I was pleasantly surprised to see Zack from collage humor at the end!
I think Zack quit CH long time ago..
@@fariz47 Uhhhhh no? Have you seen any of the stuff they're doing now on Dropout?
@@InterrogatingTheCat then maybe he came back. 5 years ago he left, this was his last sketch ua-cam.com/video/w-RfKvhT_NU/v-deo.html
@@InterrogatingTheCat I think he's doesn't work for them, now it's more of an day by day thing, after college humor went under
@@munjee2 THEY WENT UNDER!?
I always thought it weird that Peele started directing horror movies, but then I watched this skit.
the hospital kid one... damn. But yeah, for sure this has a suspense film feeling and the camera work
Watch the make a wish skit. It's hilariously horrifying.
Or watch the skit of the song they made, it’s party never stops or something, that crap is trippy when you understand it
There are so many other ones with horror elements such as the work out one. After seeing that one Peele going on to make horror made so much sense to me
The signs were always there. We just didn't see them.
I want the Vegas package
Sure you do
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
@@cassandramartinez7050 😂😂😂😂
Assorted Pit 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO reverse psychology
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That hand-puppet thing is genius
Love seeing Zack from College Humor at the end. Such a cool little surprise.
His credit card still hasn’t expired.
Yeah but it’s only 12 digits
Jamie Nicholls
You tried 😐
Username checks out.
Alpha lmfao
@Alpha
Goddamit Donavan!!! Your mother is dying!!!
If telemarketers were as aggressive as this - they’d be Wall Street
Keep drinking Qrow
@@logan4948 i think his joke was about the movie wolf of wall Street.
@@flaminmongrel6955 hahaha what I said is actually a reference to user's username (which is one of my favourite shows) but thanks lol!
@@logan4948 oh
Somebody lost money trying to out day trade computers
3:02: when The Thing Key reverts back into its original form
This is the greatest comedy team of our time. Pure genius. One of the few times I actually laugh out loud at something on UA-cam.
Indeed😅😅😅😅
I love when Key loses his shit. He has the best freak outs 😂
@Cosmo Kramer fuck u
alright so the "KEY" freak-out compilation is in your hands now bud.
I'm not sure which is funnier, this video or watching Enduro and Kramer go out each other🤣
2:15
Coach Hines
Gosh I wished my telemarketers hang up on me before I hang up on them... or just simply never call me to begin with
Nah its really fun to keep them on the phone they have to keep talking ive sat there and bitched for 1hour and they will not hang up its fucking great
All you gotta do is buy 5 packages.
Sure you do
*Hangs up*
I used to hang up on people all the time. Why should I waste my time with someone who is not going to buy?
I got one to hang up on me once. I talked in detail about every single thing i did that day. and kept asking what they did and if it was fun. After a few minutes he hung up
I feel I've watched so many skits back to back that I have no idea how Key and Peele are in real life.
I would totally appreciate the telemarketers doing this.
"These new call scripts are reeeally great."
🤣😂🤣
What the fuck do you want kathy !? Lol
If you ever worked in a call center this is hilarious
Real time saver, move on if you can't get a sale to save time and keep those you can scam coming back for more.
Plot twist, he’s the most aggressive phone call receiver.
@ABSTRQT 😂😂
Damn bruv, you put the pussy on the chainwax
ADITHYA SATHEESH 😂😂
ADITHYA SATHEESH pussy on the chainwax!!
Thats not a twist, its obviously a fact
that stress squeezer is genius.
This show was so HILARIOUS!!! Wish they'd bring it back. The stress toy makes it that much more funny.
Plot twist: that's not a stress doll. That's a voodoo doll for the clients heart and he keeps increasing their blood pressure
mystery shet over there ye haha
Lol yeah
It looks like covid cell
@@tayylorfierce6823 hahaha I thought the same thing
Hahahaahahhh
His credit card has officially expired today.
😂😂😂
RIP credit card
at least he squeezed in that Vegas package
Damn it, I am to late.
Please tell me you made a calendar event for this post.
I dont understand why I keep finding these new episodes years and years after I always assured myself I found and watched all of them 😂
BRO SAME
“Sure you do”… I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
I swear....the hand squeezing toy. That made the whole video!
You've seen it in other movies
@@Mothafuckenzay its called, panic pete toy
@@DW133_ why the hell would a dude want to imagine that for?
I died laughing over that toy!
I thought the black guy preparing food to COOK was the best part..actually using a knife to slice up veggies to cook..I thought that was the best part.
“I want the Vegas package”
“...sure ya do” *Click*
I fucking died 😂
Just let it go
“Whaaaaaaaaat????”
My favorite too just the way key explodes like that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Come on man just let it go
You forgot the *squeeze* *squeeze* first lol
Wow.... These 2 NEVER disappoint.... PLEASE don't stop your work....
this is one of the best ones
Keys character just has deep rooted abandonment issues.
Yea he does, otherwise he wouldn't have looked at the phone oddly and called the telemarketer back after the first hang up 😆😆😆
Omg this telemarketer recently hung up on me too when I had refused so politely. I thought about it for 2 days
🤣🤣🤣
Did you buy 5 packages?!
May you and your family have a nice Vegas trip =))
Did you even want the Vegas package tho? 🙄
It seems like you were just wasting his time.
“Come on man let it go”
Oh, that's how you get rid of telemarketers, you just give them your credit card information. Thanks key and Peele for the educational video.
They just played every telemarketers on game game
"Yeah, No, I mean, yeah, I hung up on you" - My life motto
LOL!
That telemarketer is definitely from Southern California.
The toy squeezing makes me really really uncomfortable, and i don't know why.
It probably reminds you of squeezing something similar
It’s the holes. You have trypophobia like most people
Damn I thought i was the only one
Aq Mo no it looks like a pp
It's very much like a sexual build up. I think that's part of the point.
IDK why but seeing Zack Oyama doing sketches with K&P makes me so happy
Gorgug! Zac Oyama is so fantastic, what a treat for him to pop up!
You can tell Jordan Peele had been aching to do big screen horror/thrillers from back in the day. Even some of the really goofy skits have a mild horror aesthetic to them.
He talked about how horror and comedy are both constructed the same way.
Beat beat beat, punchline
Beat beat beat, scare
The poor guy went from calmly slicing celery, to having a fucking break down. 😂
And he might be in some credit card debt.
Thanks for explaining. I've been trying to figure it out for hours. I kept on thinking it was the opposite for some reason.
Dude I started lmao when he hung up that phone for the first time xD
The atmosphere in this skit is real. It's genuinely tense and frightening. No wonder Peele started directing horror movies.
i love the telemarketers voice. its a combination of sheer evil/ laziness
lol
Can I have a little bit of you tine not time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The slurriness when he says "Well were you going to buy the Vegas package" makes me laugh.
The telemarketer used some good reverse psychology on him right out of the gate lol...😅
Riiiiiiiiiittttee! "I would love to but I just dnt have the ti..." Dial tone!
Thats genius. Bruh.
Wow. Great observation.
What the fuck do you want?
NOT REALLY, IF HE NEVER CALLED BACK THEN IT WOULD OF JUST BEEN THAT
The way he screams "whaaaaat" when he hangs up with "sure you want" ... PRICELESS :-)))))))))
This skit is honestly so fucking genius lmao
i love how the color of the squeeze toy was the same as key's shirt. Peele squeezes the toy more as Key gets more and more angry
The Summary Guy good filmmaking
It's him jerking off
@Fuert Neigt
It's like a stress relieving toy/fidget
Holy crap I just now read your comment and it’s on point
Voodoo phawaars boibee 🤣
"Sure you do" 💀 that part killed me 😂
Xaunadu me to😂
😂😂😂😂😩
😂😂😂
😂😂
Mrs.Kwan 🤨
The squishes on the stress-reliever toy is genius.
It literally happened to me once when a telemarketer didn't force me too much to buy the product. I felt so incomplete 🤣
Only place where re-uploads are watched till the end even if you have watched the video a million times...
HUNGER PAINS it's my favorite one i have to watch it 😂
Is their constant reuploading of clips a way to make more money from ads or what? I love them but thats annoying af.
@@KokosNaSnehu2
I have no idea but I believe that they want their videos in their own Channel.
So they are re-uploading old videos.
@@mwesolo1315
Yeah,
It's totally related to many of us.
@@dineshLife Oh you are right that makes sense :)
This sketch is awesome btw.
Zac Oyama saying “tf do u want Kathy” made this video a 12/10 instead of 11/10
Facts
Zach made it
Was wondering who that was... saw this guy live at UCB! Funny dude.
Idk for some reason I think it would have been funnier if that part wasn’t a part of this skit
STFU DAWN!
The last hang up was Gotham villain level of savagery.
That stress relief toy is trying its best 😂😂
I'm still trying to imagine the exact type of person that would dislike a Key and Peele video.
Oh, we just pity those fools.
Exactly, this stuff is pure comedy gold.
Angry telemarketers
Dave chappelle 😉
@John Dunham phuk you. You think whole 1.4 billion indians are tele marketers? We can buy your ass. Google most expensive house or Google second largest army in the world.
“C’mon man, let it go” always gets me 😂
Lmao the whiney voice and everything 🤣
Word! 🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 yessss!!!
That squishy voodoo doll adds that perfect hint of paranormal activity going on in this sketch!
That "Why shouldn't I?" and "Sure you do" 🤣🤣🤣
These “car warranty” companies that keep calling me should take some notes
Right! I wonder what the motive is
@@jalia581 steal your money and info
N B those mofos are annoying af!!
N B yo, one just called me a couple hours ago. I asked “who’s this?” And they hung up. They actually took notes 🤯
Pierce Woodward lol yea I get so many of them and if I’m sitting in traffic I go along with the call lol
*shouts credit card number*
Kids in the area: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
Facts
It's one number less
@@kgfes so what XD
Such a mood killer
😂😂
Shit joke
These guys are the best! I always find myself laughing loud enough to wake my wife. She always yells out, "You watching Key & Peele again???".
I’ve never seen someone so angry to get a vacation
This is amazing, the stress toy is a perfect example of visual comedy, more directors should take note
*squeeze* *squeeze*
it's super creepy 😂😂😂
I want one of those
Its great foreshadowing of the end imo. The guy is just stressed about the new call script and is probably not the most comfortable with it
Stress toy is so creepy looking!
”Are you even allowed to do that?”
This reminds me at the time when I worked as a telemarketer, calling customer and telling about the product for two minutes not knowing that the call was ended two minutes ago...
Omg 😂
I’m IN TEARS !!
squeezing that toy is the perfect touch.
i can’t even laugh at this because i’ve gotten this angry on the phone before. i got the wrong pizza order from dominoes and when i called, the manager said “we are really busy right now” and hung up on me. i about lost my damn mind lmao called back immediately and the dude just couldn’t care less that i paid for two pizzas and neither of them were right. asked for a refund and he said “you can drive down here and someone will sort it out” like what was the point of me spending the extra money for delivery if i have to drive down there anyway. i was HEATED.
“Are you Even allowed to do that?”
I wish I could do the same thing as Peele did
Try the same script
I do not miss the call center life. Whew lads, never catch me in a cubicle again.
"WTF do you want Kathy?!"
1 of my absolute favorites!!! I swear these 2 are comedy gold!!! 😄😄😄
Zac Oyama jumpscare at the end there
If that person first hang up on me like that I would just be like: great, now I don't have to make up an excuse.
Who needs to make up an excuse? Just say "I'm not interested and remove me from any call list." then hang up. They legally can not call you back and have to remove you from their call list (At least in the US)
That’s the joke
@@SilvaDreams You must not live in the US. They can legally do whatever the fuck they what. Do you know how many telemarkers ive told to take me off their call list? Fuckin zero. Thats right silvia. ZERO. Cause I ALWAYS buy what they're sellin.
@@0kJaymie what
@@0kJaymie
You win.
2:09 "you know what?...i want the vegas package." "SURE YOU DO!...*click*"
Shit had me rolling
@@james89ification shit had me rotating
bigboi bubba you’re white aren’t you ?lol 😂
@@hidebehindmyusername8557 Nope. Black as they come, you douche.
Yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao “come on man let it go”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯
"Come on man, let it go"
😂😂
"YOU KNOW WHAT!?! I WANT THE VEGAS PACKAGE!!!
..........SuRe Ya dO!! *click*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Wow.. you watched the danke video as all of us... so impressive! 🙄
@@addamz3277 well aren't you a load of fun?
"Wtf do you want Kathy?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
shut up
To be honest, that last censor kinda ruined it.
Shut the fuck up
Reverse psychology coupled with strategic pokes at one's ego/narcissism.
Result: best telemarketing script ever!
That scream at the end. 😂👍
If only they did Hang up & never call back.
But then how would you sell your Las Vegas packages
Peyton Lee then they could save time and move to the next moron 😂
then you won't see this video
Telemarketers are people too
Big facts!
"WTF do youuu want "🤣
"sure you do..."
"whaaaaaaaaaat !!!!!!"
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
This entire segment is beautifully edited. The underlying tension of something odd and the visual of the stress ball but using comedic narrative it's so beautiful 😍❤️ haha I appreciate things when the tone is done so well