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Imagine your ex boyfriend ending up dating your KID..
There was this one girl whose ex-boyfriend married her mom. Take that as you will
Explain
Age of adaline anyone
@Rafhhishlgf Yeah except she ended up with the brother. 🤣
@Rafhhishlgf Delena forever
Her changing into a vampire gave her perfect mascara and smokey eyeshadow.
Everyone knows that pftttt
I thought that was from where they were prepping her for a funeral? Maybe I'm wrong
im pretty sure alice changed her clothes and did her makeup and hair so she looked nice when she woke up. i may be wrong but if i remember correctly thats what happened
That's really... weird, tbh. Alice just casually doing a make-over while Bella is dead or unconscious or comatose or whatever. Kinda creepy.
Junesong x she could see the future so I think she knew she’d end up waking up
Bella was really about to name her baby after some dude she friend zoned huh
Yeah uh that’s just yeah
I’m
And would the imprinting have worked then?
@@tdawgson Not trying to justify wtf is the lore of these books but it sounds like it's almost like destiny so I guess the baby was always going to be a girl. Since Jacob also sees what it shall look like in many years when he imprints on it. But ngl, pansexual Jacob would have been cool...
Ok nevermind cuz it's still a damn baby. I understand the platonic love but it looks so problematic to have a destiny driven love at first sight for a newborn 😭
EJ lmao
“I’ve been waiting a century to marry you.” So you’ve been waiting since you were nine???
Exactly what I thought, weird right?
Vampires are weird
@JAQUASIA GARY-STEVENSON ok
@JAQUASIA GARY-STEVENSON why tho 😂
lmbo my exact reaction
Jacob: Falls in love with baby
Me: “Hi child protection services”
😂😂😂
Chris Hansen: Jacob, why don't you take a seat right over there?
FBI OPEN UP
what does imprinted means? like he fell in love with the baby?
@@Xehanort10 I don't think he wanted to have sex with her as a baby, more likely when she's an adult. Which is still creepy considering he's raising her
All the twilight movie plots:
Movie 1: Bella is in danger.
Movie 2: Litterally don't even know. Is there even a story in that film ?
Movie 3: Bella is in danger.
Movie 4: Bella is in danger.
Movie 5: Bella's daughter is in danger.
Literally.
Harry Difelice THERES FIVE MOVIES?!?!?!?!? Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyy god!
In the second movie Edward told Bella to fuck off and then tried to kill himself when she jumped off a mountain. He didn't see that Jacob saved her
@Sugar Spice idk about that. Bella was the one being obsessive, literally sitting infront of her computer for 6 months waiting to hear back, and putting herself in danger so he would show up
@@Firegirl483 what do you mean hear back, she was litterally sending mail to a closed account for 3 months ... That's a loong reach if you really want to hear back..
Movie 4: Bella's grandchild is in danger
Jacob : *fall in love with a freaking baby*
*911 what's your emergency?*
Me : *"there is a pedophile werewolf"*
@@hilmalottarantala3314 in the books it's literally grooming
@@hallowrain Yeah, still different.
😂😂😂
@@Phos67 Still sh*t writing no matter how Stephanie Meyer tried to spin it. And it was all so she could get rid of the -competition- Jella ship. 🤦🏾♀️
Y'all, he doesnt fall in love with her when she is a baby. He is gonna be like a brother. But when she comes of age like 18 years or so, then the feelings are gonna be romantic. That is imprinting.
Since Jacob only liked Bella because of the unborn Renesmee egg, does that mean that there was one week where he thought Edward was *Really Hot*
No wonder he almost didn't show up to the wedding that would have been akwaaard.
Humans aren't Russian nesting dolls, like each newborn is a new creation with no inherit right to birth but with an inherit right to a deginfide life
#BisexualProblems
I’m more interested in if he would have imprinted on Bella’s baby if she’d chosen him over Edward and they’d had a baby together.
Bella: **shows Jacob shes pregnant**
Jacob: **glares at Edward** "yOU did this!-"
Alex: "THAAAATS RIGHT JACOB, THAT IS INDEED WHERE BABIES COME FROM. YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE! good for u."
IM DEAD AHAHA
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
webrokethepa 200 points for jacob you solved the first riddle now try another
*wHeEzE*
That part made me crack up
SAME
Bella was like
*duuu*
Edward was like
*DUUUU*
And Jacob was like
*HRUMPH HRUMPH*
Accurate. xD
Oh, it's a wolf thing.
Pretty accurate recap of the Twilight movies Alex! 🤤
If the boy is DUH and the girl is DUH, the fucking kid is gonna be DUH DUH DUH!
@@spritepunk OOF 😂🤣
Bella: Why can’t you see how happy I am?
Me: idk, maybe ‘cause you have ZERO emotions on your face?!
lmaooo
You meant the single emotion of mild digestion problems all 4 movies
I like how unrealistically Edward responds to Bella’s constant flirting with Jacob. He and Jacob just act like she has no control over her actions, but with the level of controlling and pessimism that Edward shows- he’d be giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy. She gets off waaaay too easily for how the relationship dynamic works.
fr, you'd think she could just make up her damn mind but no, plus she acts (and some see her as) somehow wise beyond her years, but everyone excuses alott of her behavoir cause "she's just young", bit of a contradiction there
"giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy"? That's actually what pathologically jealous person would do.
So Bella dies and then wakes up with perfect eye make-up? Being a vampire seems practical...
Lol
I think they had prepped her body for a funeral. She just happened to turn after they finished.
@@madamefluffy4788 thats actually a logical explanation though it's still weird that they'd do that themselves and before even telling her family but who am I to judge 🤷♀️
Madame Fluffy no they knew she was going to change, Alice put her in the dress, so the whole makeup thing is really illogical
It’s supposed to be because she’s a vampire now so the makeup is supposed to be because she’s more beautiful now
Bella: *Gets pregnant*
Jacob: *Noooo*
Edward: *you can have my baby*
Jacob: *SCORE*
Bella: *wait wtf*
I- 💀💀
F
PLEASE 💀✋🏻
Basically the whole movie
LMAOOO😭💀
Jacob: *Falls in love with an unborn baby in his ex’s woom*
Me: FBI! OPEN UP!
w o o m
haha
“w o o m“
@@lastgrlonearth haha
The imprinting thing would be a lot less creepy if he imprinted on Bella's daughter in a platonic way. Or a fatherly way. Not romantically.
“Edward has a hard time controlling himself during the DEVIL’S TANGO, and laves Bella looks like this.”
*immediately gets a Subway ad*
No joke, this actually happened.
I had a screaming woman in a horror movie commercial xD
here the ad was "adulting with Jane" LOL
Edward is like: *blrgshsh*
Bella is like: *blrgsjsjsh*
Jacob is like: *romfapsjsjs*
*This is so accurate I can't-*
Hahaha, they could have replaced every single ounce of dialogue in the script with those words, and it wouldn't have made much of a difference!😁😂
@@trinaq no it would have. The love story would have been better and so would Bella's acting
😆😅🤣
BTS Sucks
@@srahman8124 lol ok
The best thing to come out of twilight is Robert Pattinson's hatred of it
That's a total fact.
And Anna Kendrick's
@Michael Moretti what you have is what i need in my life..
@Michael Moretti nope he actually was hating on the movies during press conferences. and I don't think that a guy who consistently chooses indie movies to play in really cares that much about the teenage girls' attention
If I was forced to stay with a girl because it sells the movie we're in, I would hate the franchise too
Writers of twilight: abortion is bad!
Also twilight writers: but it’s ok if a grown man falls in love with a baby, and the rest of this mess of twilight is also ok
Sounds like Catholics to me... Come at my heathen ass!
Yeah it's usually the pro choicers who try to justify pedophilia.
For someone against abortion, Meyers did a bad job convincing the audience by showing a horrible pregnancy and brutal and gory childbirth scene.
@@jaybirdfly149 Yeah why did they have to make it so horrific?
@@jaybirdfly149 I was rewatching the movie and the birth scene just reaffirmed how I ain't having kids
My favorite thing is how in the book Edward essentially tells Jacob to convince Bella to abort the vamp baby and if he does, he can get her pregnant instead. However I understand why they chose to leave that out 🤣🤣🤣
@Jenerosity But if that really happened wouldn't Jacob be in love with his own daughter then?
@@zenoshinha2482 Oh. My. God. Why did you make me imagine that.
@Jenerosity i feel like that's just a form of of zoophilia tho-
"Guy and girl get married, girl gets pregnant, guy wants her to get rid of it, girl wants to keep it, girl's best guy friend is angry cause he is in the friend zone, girl dies while giving birth to the baby, girl's guy bestfriend falls in love with the baby................WHAT THE HECK IS THIS MOVIE?!"
*Me: having an asthma attack due to laughing wayy to hard*
Same
I didn't see the movies, but that's how I felt reading the books 😂
Chalchiuhtlicue sameeee i was grounded and got these books and read them all in a week and i liked them but when i was ungrounded i watched the movies and when i finished them all i just stared at my screen for a good 10, 15, minutes just like “hUH?!”
Sara Tasnim I laughed so hard.
Me too lol
why couldn’t Bella just name her daughter something that doesn’t sound like Hermione Granger would say to break some glass..?
This made me cackle violently
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died
Hahahaha why doesn’t this comment have more likes????
i can actually picture hermione being like, “reneesme (or however the flip u spell it)!!” and bam, glass is gone
im dying
LMAO
10:20
That “OH?!” Got me 💀💀💀
Bro I cannot stand how genius your writing is 😂😭😂
Jacob: *falls in love with minute old baby*
Me: yes social services? I’d like to report a paed-
Jacob: Falls in love with baby
*FBI OPEN UP*
Naww CPS
A whole lot of FBI agents were killed off by vampires and werewolves that day.
This movie is definitely the point where Jacob Black went from one of the ONLY redeemable aspects of the Twilight franchise to super unlikeable up to the ranks of Bella Swan(-Hadid) and Edward Cullen(-Styles).
Kieran Stark agreed
@@kieranstark7213 I really am having trouble understanding your comment. What do Bella (or Gigi) Hadid and Harry Styles have to do with this?
I'm mad we skipped over the part where Bella dropped the cup and the vamp baby literally broke her back to try to get it lmao
Camille Worrell YES I mean WTF
Camille Worrell same was waiting for that too
Oh shit, I didn’t even think that’s what was happening there...
Backbreaking labour in the most literal sense.
THANK YOU
“I FORGOT TO CHAAAAANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROOOLL AGAIIN”
I flipping dIED
best song ever
Jacob: 17 years old forever although he's technically 43
Renesmee: A 2 hr old demon/baby
*AND HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER??!!!*
Jacob is younger than Bella so he can't be technically 43
@@alexandrakimbink3198 he is emotionally and physically 43, it's in books
@@shreejitrading6513 in which book is it stated that he is 43 in any way? We know that he is a year younger than Bella which is emphasized by her when she says why she couldn't date him. And nowhere in the books, there is a mention that wolves age more rapidly than normal guys would. Technically Edward would be over a hundred years but no one seems to be creeped out by that.
@@alexandrakimbink3198 In new moon after bella found about Jacob being a werewolf. She asks about his growth spurt and he says due to being a wolf he is growing fastly so he is 30 or so at the moment and probably middle aged by summer. I dont remember the page no. I'll read and tell u later
@@alexandrakimbink3198 I am not creeped out, i am just saying, sorry if u felt bad or attacked
“Vampires have no heartbeat, which means no blood flow, which means... uuuh I got a lot of questions about all of this...”
Me too Alex, me too! 😐
maria tsigri you have no blood flow or you have question?
@@marenpodarm426 are you that dumb
maria tsigri no joke she explained it somewhere years ago and I gladly don’t remember why lol
Sara black
I really don’t want to know the explanation! 😶 This franchise is weird and stupid enough as it is!
I just want to know why having an ice cube inside you would be enjoyable... 🤔
I loved this when I was 13 and I thought it was so romantic but now I’m thinking I was on crack or something
Hey, you were a kid! It is the right of kids to love stupid things!
Dude it's all the damn sugar in our food! That's the only explanationi can think of why this series was Soo hyped up!
Bearly Sims Nah. It was definitely heroin
I hated the movies as a 11 yo but loved the books. I don't know if it's worse, honestly, but I feel like an idiot.
And I thought it was weird for me to like my little pony Equestria girls.
"and for some reason looks like micheal jackson now."
I'm deceased from rolling on the floor laughing💀
also we all need a full version of the toilet paper roll song🧻
I think it's because of the eyebrows
Frrrr
"Bella's like "guuuuh"
and Eward's like "guuuuh"
and then Jacob's like "grumphgrumphgrumph""
I gotta say, that's the best summary of this saga I have ever heard
" I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again" 😂😂 had me in splits
True best part I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Ankita Kuvalekar saaaaaame
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as I saw this comment,that part came up
Ankita Kuvalekar Lmaoooooo righttt
I'm 100% convinced that no one hates these movies more than the actors in them. I've never seen a cast look that dead inside and unmotivated in my entire life.
Chiara twilight helped them get known cause it became popular if it wasn’t for twilight then they wouldn’t have gotten the roles they gotten. I don’t think Kristen hates that she was a part of twilight but Robert definitely hates it which I find is selfish
@@madmaxzommer11 They can still be happy/grateful about the platform it gave them but still hate the movies itself. They were forced to make all of them even if one of the actors didn't want to anymore due to a contract they signed. It's not selfish to not like something you starred in. Not every artist is proud of everything they've done.
@@madmaxzommer11 I mean one of them played Cedric in Harry Potter so I guess that could have helped him
@Michelle Hernandez. Not every actor likes or has to like every film and TV series they're in you know. Pattinson didn't have to like the films just because he was in them. That's not selfish just because you like the films. Literally every actor and actress in them hated them. Taylor Lautner said Twilight ruined his career. Anna Kendrick forgot she was in them until recently which since her character was just "Bella's friend Jessica" I can't really blame her. Why do you think Michael Sheen who played the Volturi leader Aro acted so over the top? Because he knew the character he was playing and film series he was in was total shit so he decided to have some fun and ham it up.
@@jungkodd not to mention Jacob/Taylor was sharkboy in sharkboy and lava girl
The brooding montage from 4:12 was an absolute masterpiece
"Bella, I accidentally washed one red sock with your white socks and now they are all pink."
I really wished that this would have been an actual line from the movie
I laugh so hard every time you say “devils tango” 😂😂
Lmaooo FR
LMAO
XD
Yesss!!
Soo glaD Im not the only one.. no matter the video.. those 2 words get me eachtime
also the whole animation about @Prons and cons@ of marriage... i just can't :'D
“My werewolf friend fell in love with my newborn baby” should be a title for actually happened
Omg why is that so true...
Sounds like a Nigerian movie title on UA-cam.
My mom’s werewolf friend fell in love with me
@@severussnape8040 😂😂😂
NOT CLICKBAIT
I always thought it was so messed up when Jacob imprinted on Renesmee too When I spoke with my friends about Twilight it seemed like I was the only one who was completely disturbed by that shit. Like he literally fell in love with a baby at first sight. 😖
It's extremely messed up, and I don't get how anyone can think differently. If anything the whole "imprinting is not sexual until the kid is old enough to be having sex, and until then it's like older brother/younger sister or protector or guardian or whatever" is even more fucked up. It's called grooming, especially since it's a given that they will end up sleeping together and the older party knows this. And Meyers didn't stop at Jacob imprinting on a kid, if I remember correctly one of his best friends imprints on a normal 3 year old.
@@bluegreen5377 Meyer was pretty racist in how she wrote the native characters lmao
Rightttt!
@Michelle ummm have you not read the books? She literally makes the vampires canonly colonizers and then tries to make the native characters villains even tho they are being colonized by white people. She also talks about committing genocide against a real native tribe. Like the Quileute tribe is real? Lmfao have you not seen all the discussions on UA-cam from said tribe talking about all the damage her story has done to their tribe and reservation? 🗿
oh so THATs hoe you spell that incantion of a name
*Edward starts to do CPR*
*Alex cues the end credits*
Alex: If only, huh?
I’M 100% WITH YOU, ALEX!
Its alice
@@iigamer_simplylpanda8912 i meant Alex. Alex pulled up the end credits after Bella "died."
I- No alice helped jacob to push rosalie Jacob and Edward help bela ur wrong
@@iigamer_simplylpanda8912 but did Alice pull up the end credits? No. That's dumb. No one in the movie pulls up the end credits.
Couldn’t Jacob have just moved on and found a nice wolf girl and not Bella’s baby? 😂
I honestly wanted him to get with Leah because she deserved love and the whole edward, jacob, Bella love triangle was just so...dumb.
I like the wolf girl thing better
Idk but Jacob said it's something he couldn't control
if only! but the whole imprinted/soulmate thing decided to extent our suffering for the sake of plot development
Niroda bulathsinghelage I know but couldn’t the writer have just made him go for a wolf girl instead XD
Bella was like
“Duuu”
And Edward was like
“DUUUUHHH”
And Jacob was like
“HRUMPH HRUMPH”
And that just goes on for like three movies
My favorite description ever!
Trues yees
And it continues for two more movies.
Leah Beah THATS the best part of the vid tbh😂
Pretty sure it’s “tak” not “hrumph”
At 9:45 I literally thought, “if only…” hahahaha
If only, indeed.
Jacob: *falls in love with baby*
Alex: *wheeze* OH?!
Edward hangs out in trees and sparkles... definitely more of a fairy
Fae dont sparkle either.
Theyre more demonic.
Hehe 😅
the maker is a female who has fetishes for pedophiles so she writes a book about vamfairies and Direwolves to cover up the fact that's her real fetish lol failed epically though xD
@@Valaso-Osalav that's.....oddly specific😐
Fairy with an iron deficiency. That's why they need blood. 😂
Jacobs character arc deserved better than “and then randomly he falls in love with a baby, the end”
True tbh
Imprinting isn't "falling in love" though. Technically imprinting just binds you to a certain person and you become whatever they need you to be including a completely platonic brother type.
cody baggett you know I was actually thinking about that earlier, like why did s. Meyer write Jacobs character that way and why did everyone like it at the time? I think it’s cus kids are like the most pure precious beings, and all they want is love and affection, and like, the idea of an older responsible person being there for a kid, loving that kid 100% no matter what is kind of awesome. So yeah i get what you’re saying about imprinting being more than “love”. I just feel like the idea was handled super poorly in the book, like the fact the connection happened instantly makes it creepy to me, so does the fact it’s implied he’s going to marry her. Also it just didn’t fit Jacobs character in general imo, he was this cool wolfy dude who fixed cars....actually, now I’m trying to think of what his actual character traits were, and I’m coming up blank lmao, so I guess maybe imprinting on a random baby does fit his character
@@inannab7769 yeah I read these books. If I remember right it implies the only reason he loved Bella was because he would eventually imprint no Reneesme.
Laree Bennett what...that makes it even weirder. I read them too (and loved them lol) but I never finished the last one because I got so angry I when it switched to Jacobs point of view that I had to put it down... I just wanted him to be a chill badass werewolf, not randomly run away from his problems to go cry in the woods and be super emo
let's all just take a moment to appreciate bella's eyeshadow
Jacob: Falls in love with a baby
"Hello I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat."
"After years of staring and heavy breathing and whatever this was..."
I can't my lungs hurt 😂😂😂😂😂
So bella was literally thinking of naming her baby after the affair she had with Jacob if it was a boy
"Hey Edward. I'm giving our kid the middle name of the guy I cheated on you with if it's a boy" is basically what it was.
@Kayla Bateast Sadly? Bruh, he forced himself on her and when she broke her hand fighting him off, he laughed. They're all trash. I mean, we have Jasper, and Rosalie, and Charlie... and some others. But main three? TRASH.
Xehanort10 I mean Edward was there when Bella kissed Jacob and when they were in the sleep bag but managed to stay calm, idk I feel like his so used to this
@Kayla Bateast sadly?
Wait. Would Jacob have still imprinted on their son? A Jacob on Jacob bRomance
Fun fact: The “Secret deserted island” was the island that Carlisle (Edwards adoptive dad) gave to Esme (Edwards adoptive mother) as their wedding gift but Esme let Edward and Bella use it for their honeymoon
“Has a thing for foots”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Robert Pattinson hates this movie himself 😂😂😂
He does?
@@MJ-sz2ki yes.
I appreciate him more because of it. 😆
Lmfaoo true 🤣🤣
It's so sad he talked the entire time about how he wished he was still in HP. XD
Bella Swan Cullen: The girl who did nothing, literally nothing!
Kristen stewart: the girl who never shuts her goddamn mouth
Except give birth to that goddamn demon baby
She might be one of the laziest protagonists ever. She got everything by doing nothing.
I’m Your Senpai Actually your wrong, Edward bit it out of her
Cookies n Tea ever 😂😂😂
8:47
I know right? Strawberry? Seriously mom
imagine being bella and having to always be wearing clothes that compliment you, hair down or generally nice, mind how you're walking and stuff just 'cause your vampire boyfriend could come without warning ANY SECOND.
really does make him sound stalkery, which he totally is, then again, i guess alot of guys in real life can be that way, being a female sounds really sucky sometimes (and i hope i said that all ok i struggle with converying my thoughts properly sometimes)
@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 yes yes ypu wrote that perfectly don't worry
@@sita7970 ok cool, it can be hard sometimes lol
The baby made her look even more like Michael Jackson
*Hundredth like*
XD
Hee hee
Lucky her
Ok don’t disrespect The king and the best human being Michael Jackson. It’s been 10 years since he has been gone so please stop fucking insulting him already. Just let him Rest In Peace. 🤦🏻♀️👏🏽😤
@@angelg6593 yes
No one:
Bella: I'm going to name my baby Renesmee.
Or after the guy who is wooing her half the series.
Lockness monster
Brianna Johnson I mean, that ain’t as bad as Edward Jacob 🤷🏾♀️
I think the sentiment of Renesmee is there.
How the fk do you even say that name
Alex;"Sooo what was your favorite part of the movie"
Me;"Jacob fell in love with a baby😂😂"
Alex:"Yeaaaah mine too"
Me:*Lol😂😂😂*
"I am like the darkness in the prism of a tear drop
Heart is a child always waiting at the bus stop"
That kills me Everytime 😅😂
4:38
"I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again"-Edward Cullen the Vampire
.
.
😂😂😂😂
I laughed for a whole 60 seconds at that point srsly 😂
It’s a vampire thing...
This was certainly the funniest part of the video, but I don't think I ever stopped laughing throughout the whole thing 🤣
Dude ngl this had me dYInG for about an hour. I used your time button as a free repeat button, hope you don't mind. I'm not even kidding when I say I played this one part over and over again. Sometimes, I literally just search up the video just to watch that part a few hundred times lmao
@@youraverage_army2774 😄😂😂dont mind at all.... that part is pure gold
Idc how cringey the Twilight movies were/are. The soundtracks to these movies were AMAZING.
Seriously
Maybe that's why I watched them or I was just watched it for jacob abs.
Meh. Mediocre.
It was... eh.
And the books weren't bad. "New Moon" was pretty hopelessly dark. But for the most part, it was just the movies that weren't respectable. People also lay on the hate more than necessary, just because tween girls liked the series. By the way, I love that you're a Pretty Reckless fan too.
Lmao the part where Jacob rebels against his pack gave me chills when I was a teen thinking I was watching prime drama 🤣🤣🤣
I just finished binge watching the whole set of movies for the first time just to enjoy videos like these.
Sameee
The baby flying off at 9:27 caught me off guard, and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂
BANA Nawal and the noise💀💀
I’m at work trying to muffle my laughter, but I keep replaying that part. 😂😂😂😂
i actually cackled
SAMMEE!!!!!
SAME HSHSHBSKAAKJS
Alex : For some reason just looks a lot like Michael Jackson ....
Me : How did I did not see that... *Now I can not unseen that* ...
Same. XD
Yup xD
"Bella are you OK? Are you OK Bella? You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal."
Same lol
It's the nose
twilight must be the weirdest love triangle in the history of love triangles
7:51 they could have just used the drip.......?
“What was your favorite part of the movie?”
Me: The credits
“That was mine too!”
Hahaha 😀
LMAO 😂🤣
I said the start....
Clorox Bleach D-d-d-d-d-Dora
Clorox Bleach, WHY DO I SEE YOU IN THE COMMENTS LIKE.... Every time i watch something! LOL
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE EDWARD BEING DARK AND BROODING PART
Same
Same and that Jacob falling in love with the baby part too.
Same 😂
"Bella, I accidentally set the fan on high... not medium, some papers flew...I must go and be DARK"
"I forgooot to chaaaange the toilet roll agaaaainn"
I love how he summarizes the movies with great commentary.
I m having asthama attack laughing so hard Alex😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u r one hella legend 😂😂😂
Bella: dies after giving birth, but survived anyway
Also Bella: wakes up with pink gold eyeshadow and mascara on
Did Alex skip the part when they clean Bella during her chnge because that's why she looks not like someone who died and came back
*Mary sue*
@@BezddRed they cleaned the blood off her, are we supposed to believe they did her makeup too? She's lying there in agony and they're like omg makeoverrrr 😘💃💅
@@SuperPrettyPink101 Actually yes. That's how it went down in the book and the movie shows them literally doing exactly that.
@@BezddRed that's mega creepy ngl, but so is breaking into her house and messing with her car so 🤷♀️
Jacob: I love you Bella
After Bella dies
Jacob: I love Bella’s baby
Bella awakes
Edwrad: Bella! I forget to change the toilet roll again
11:36 so what was your favorite part of the movie?
Me: 😐
Alex: that was mine too!
Me:😂
Jacob: *falls in love with a baby*
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right there.
"I must climb to the top of the highest mountain so I can be alone and -- cry and -- stuff" I feel attacked.
"I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again~"
I Died LOL.
Shiva I was laughing even when he was just playing the piano and then he started singing and I was like CANT EVEN LOL
Right that should be turned into a song
I was laughing the whole time he did the Edeward brooding montage
@@chrissamuel4528 Same!
LMFAO, that's utterly hilarious!
9:29 THAT FLYING BABY😂😂😂 IM DYING!!!!!!!!
Not 4:29 but 9:29
Jacob: imma kill that Bebe
Also Jacob: CRAP ITS TO CUTE
'I forgot to changeeee the toilet paper roll again'
These songs just make my morning.
Bella’s like *Derrrr*
Edward’s like, *Derrrrr*
And Jacob’s like *Hrmf hrmf*
Sounds about right.
Edit: Thx so much for all the likes 😂
I was looking for that comment🤣🤣🤣🤣
i stggg, i was laughing so hard at this that i couldn’t breathe & my sister asked why i was laughing so hard and i had to show her this 😂😂
nina serrano glad you found it funny XD I definitely did!
“Looks a lot like Michael Jackson now” I CANT UNSEE IT OMG LMAOOO
imagine you're in puberty and your dad can hear what you think...😳 "where have you been last night?" "just having a drink with my friend" and then edward be like "no shes been on a illegal rave smoking weed and doing drugs🤬"
Your reaction to Jacob falling in love with the baby was THE best part! 🤣
Screenshot it. I had too.
Jacob was in love with her egg the whole time!
@@iciajay6891 bursts out laughing
I almost died laughting at that part lmaoooo
" I forgot to change the toilet paper roll!'
"Did Jacob just fall in love with a baby?!?!"
Twilight five: The Arrest of the Creepy Werewolf"
4:38 hell nah- why is this actually good- need a full version.
I can't remember if they explained it in the movies but in the book, Jacob explains that when you imprint on someone, you'll be whatever they need, ( friend, family, lover, etc )and while OBVIOUSLY everyone who imprints basically marries them on the spot. I thought it would've been nice if Jacob was like a brother to her instead of the reason you call the FBI.
Jacob : *falls in love with a child, who is minutes old*
Mcgonnagal: Have a biscuit, Jacob.
Also McGonagall" Would you mind telling me why you've decided you've fallen in love with Mr. Diggory's baby?
@@LucianUchiha this comment thread😂😂😂❣️
@@LucianUchiha
Jacob: Well, you see...
McGonnahal: Have a biscuit, Jacob
YESSSS, this is amazing..
lol
Jacob falls for the baby…
*FBI, OPEN UP*
Well technically it seems he fell for what the baby was going to grow up to be but I believe that opens up some tricky “grooming” pathways. 😂
I don't know why I used to love this series and why was this my favourite
57 seconds - Those heals are going straight through the soft, moss-covered soil of the wedding aisle.
Who else agrees that we need a full version of “I Forgot To Change The Toilet Paper Role”
Totally.
Yassssssss 👏 :)
this channel is the only thing making Twilight funny.
Has bc I would love that 🤣 cause that was so funny
I am still waiting for a new Abs the Musical
LOLOLOL “devil’s tango” kills me every time 😂😂😂
Maura Same😂
these videos are so hilarious, i cant believe i just found them and having to play catch up, the demon baby part was so freaking funny. i laughed so hard. thank you so much for these alex, they are giving me life.
9:33
I'm dying.....
Bella comes back from the dead with a full face of makeup
*GOOD TO KNOW THEY HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT*
Maybe the vampires imbolmed( probably misspelled ) her
@@doctorcorgi3134 I feel like they should have more important things on their mind like maybe the baby or the people trying to *KILL* the baby 😅😂😂😂
The whole thing about becoming a vampire in twilight is that you become your ideal self. Fit af beautiful af etc.
@@NunnuS98 it's bullshit. Twilight is vampires for pussies
@@doctorcorgi3134 enbalmed* and no, that's not how enbalming works.
Can we just admire how Edward's eyebrows grow with each film
Yes we can
And Bella’s get thinner and thinner
That upset me so much - vampires arent supposed to change. Yet they cut his hair, and suddenly he grew sideburns?? 13 year old me was infuriated.
Edward is like the Sam Winchester of Twilight
11:31 ShAriNgaN
Finally a Naruto fan
The imprinting thing would be a lot less creepy if he imprinted on Bella's daughter in a platonic way. Or a fatherly way. Not romantically.