Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 literally makes no sense
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Hey sorry guys I had to reupload the video because the background music that plays in the beginning of the movie got claimed and they put a bunch of ads on the video. I didn't want to have you sit through so many ads on a video that also has a sponsorship, so I changed the music as best I could. It's not perfect, I know, but this is what we have to do on UA-cam so yippee.
For reference Edward says: "You're a lot stronger than me right now"
Alex Meyers didn’t you just upload this
Reupload?
Aw thanks man
Y’all gotta learn how to press “read more” and we’ll, read more before commenting.
Perla Zavala lol I just read it
The sad thing is
The baby got a boyfriend before I did
Well that's not really a fair comparison. That baby was born for like ten minutes before Jacob saw her. No one can compete with that speed.
@@johnherb4243 he had a thing for her years before she was even conceived, no one can beat that.
Before anyone did
LOL
HAHA
Some girls: I am 32 years old, and I have never had a boyfriend in my life
Renesmee: I am 0 years old and I have found my soulmate
THE TEARS... OH MY TEARS 😭😭😂
and thats on faith XD
Wow...
this comment wins the internet
I-
So if Bella married and had a baby with Jacob then he would've fell in love with his own daughter 😂😂🤣🤣
That was the question I had when reading his explanation. That's a pretty standard question since she and Jacob almost got together but for some reason we aren't supposed to think about it that much
Damn-
Grosss
Oh jesus
And then move to Alabama🙂
When you want to teach your kids about the consequences of unprotected sex, just show them this baby... It'll work like a charm.
The CGI baby isn't all that bad when compared to what they were going to use.
RIP (not really) Chuckesmee.
Naw just wake them up periodically for weeks on end and make them do remedial tasks and still keep up with school.
"Consequences" is a weird way to put it
@@kazuki1350 Why?
@@kazuki1350 because a baby is not a consequence, it's a gift!
Twilight, the thrilling story of one girls choice between Necrophilia or Bestiality.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'M SCREAMING!
OH GOD-
*wheeze*
Also pedophilia
James Fraser yeah that really pissed me off 😂 like she only considered him briefly while edward was gone in the books and her reasoning was if he’s not coming back would it be thaaaaaaat terrible to get with Jacob just to make him happy which is seriously fucked up talk about second best, but in the movies they made her seem way better and like he actually stood any type of chance haha
With a side of PedoGrooming!
so basically, jacob fell inlove with bella's egg cell
Alecs Jucutan and with Edward. The egg needs Edward too so it’s like-
Gross I'm gonna bargh
@@laylaellis590 I'm gonna *bargh* too
You gotta wonder what would've happened if she chose Jacob over Edward. I would assume it wouldn't have been written the same way but still.
Serenade2461 Edward would’ve probably left, and when Jacob and Bella have a family years pass. Edward would’ve came back and fell in love with Jacob’s offspring making it yet another forbidden love werewolf/vampire; and the other person a werewolf if that’s she’s promised to.
Ok but if Jacob had a thing for Bella because renessme was inside her doesn’t that mean he had to have a thing for Edward too because they both technically had her inside....
omfg 😂😂😂
Holy-
AHHH wtf grosssss
LOLOLOLOL
DON'T FEED FANFICTION WRITERS
“Fifty Shades is a Twilight spinoff?!”
Even worse, it was a fanfiction.
And 365 days a year was another movie made from a fanfiction of that fanfiction.
@@mishalmalik8474and this year The Idol lmao with the god awful acting from The Weeknd
Disappointed he didn’t show the part Bella says “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!?!?”
Alexandra Staller that was my favorite part outta the 5 movies. 😂😂😂😂
LMAO brooo that’s the best part of the movie .
Best part from out of all the movies
Same. XD
THIS WAS MY FAVE PART WHEN I WAS A KID
I always wondered why Bella’s father never cared that their daughter became like 11 years old in like four months
Ya. What did they tell him. That she had a growth spurt. Really was born like 3 months
charlie never knew she was pregnant, he met her when she was grown and was told they adopted her
Charlie was also the told that they were different and saw Jacob turn into a wolf so he knew they weren’t “ normal “
Thr books explained it better
It basically said "Look charlie you can't ask questions, if you want us to stay in your life please just accept all the weird stuff without question"
Omg that bugged me so much ! So yes they didn't tell him about the pregnancy and told him she was adopted but he still met her when she was a toddler and within a few month she became like 11 ! And sure Jacob showed him he was a werewolf and that she was something different too and that he couldn't ask but he's a fucking sheriff, shouldn't he be at least a little bit curious and investigative ??
Bella looks more alive and acts more alive as a dead vampire than she ever did as a human
So true, when she dies, that's when she lives
well your muscles do relax when you die so maybe the stick slipped out
@@TheMeta141BRUH IMAOOO
I still don’t understand, *why did Renesme need to be cgi!?!* Not only the baby, but the toddler AND the adult version looked cg too. Like seriously why?
they had to make the baby be intelligent somewhat because renesme is "not like other babies" and did some things that they couldn't just "make" a baby do, the toddler was the actual actress and the adult was CGI as well because of time, the baby had to grow up in one movie
@@nn47_ XD
The baby wasn't supposed to look completely human, which I guess they succeeded at that anyways LOL. One of the first things Bella noticed in the books as soon as she birthed Renesme, and before she passed out, was that the baby had teeth and she actually smiled at Bella. Obviously, newborns don't have teeth. There were other "vampirish" traits too that I can't remember. Either way, the CGI was a huge fail
Okay, but imagine if they approached some parents and told them that they need their child for a story where a 17-year old werewolf falls in love with them... I would love to see that convo.
@@nn47_ The superior evolution of "not like other girls".
*Jacob to Edward* :
“HEY I JUST MET YOU,
AND THIS IS CRAZY,
BUT YOU GOT THE GIRL,
SO I GOT YOUR BABY!”
👾
xD
I laughed way too hard at this. 😂👏🏻
OMG I'm laughing so hard 😂
lol
Hahaha
just remember, no one hates twilight more that robert pattinson does
Hemna Musunur lets just say... He was doing it for the money.
Even the Harry Potter cast warned him not to do the movie, but he did it anyway. But he's come a long way now, so kudos to the new batman. Hope he does great.
@@peetasburntbread7919 yeah...
Oh yea! Haha! I remember the interviewer asked him what he would miss in the set. He thought for a whole minute then said the face masks 😅
Watch Tenet, Robert Pattinson does an incredible job.
If Twilight had a genuinely happy ending it would have ended with Edward somehow becoming a human and living a mortal life with Bella. Being a walking dead frozen corpse for the rest of eternity isn't exactly happy in my opinion...
I wished they went with a cure route.. like tvd or something... but they were trying to follow the book
And give a character a meaningful sacrifice? Nah let's give this total liability of a girl vampire powers so OP she could one-woman raid the Capitol, say she sacrificed something & call it a day. That's like me saying I'd sacrifice my humanity to become the next Wolverine or some shit.
@@briankaslewicz6130 she didn't even love Edward 😭 she loved his mysteriousness, and the powers he could give her. It was soo weird how he didn't feel used
When I saw this comment I was like 'exactly like the vampire diaries ending'
@@itsuplike9947 i mean at the beginning it seemed like they both liked each other for the vampire part of edward, human part of bella, blood, mysteriousness, but in the ending where the power dynamic is more similar, they have a child etc it feels a lot more even and for the right reasons
Also the fact that Bella and Edward became unhealthily attached to each other almost instantly in movie 1, and how the entire series revolves around what Bella needs and wants. Literally all the characters bend over backwards for her, and sacrifice everything for her...
exactly
That's the same in tvd
@@patrickbateman4095 tvd had more logic than twilight
Half the dialogue from Edward in the first sounds like an abusive guy telling a girl to stay away
Nessy : who’s your ex girlfriend?
Jacob : your mom
Nessy: ahaha - that’s not funny
Jacob : ...
LMFAOAA.
They wasn’t even together.
@@archeronvogue true but its still weird, like they kissed, he was in love with her and use to fantasize about her and imagine her naked so yeah that's gonna be one awkward conversation.
They never dated lol.
Their was this filipino drama that they made that is actually like that. And it was... Ha ha ha .....
Nobody:
Bella's animatronic baby: 👁️👄👁️
Edit: Excuse me? I forgot all about this comment and it blew up. Thanks I guess.
Not animatronic but it's CGI
I don't even wanna know what the animatronic baby would look like lol
@@cameronpeterson6734 he showed it in the video there was one its proably a clip from behind the scenes
@@cameronpeterson6734 Did you watch the video all the way?
Lmfao
Laser Mayonnaiser
Dude. 6:16. That’s where he shows the animatronic. xD
are we not gonna talk about how twilight was literally how i played barbies when the child goes from being a newborn to a teenager in an hour
bruh that's how I played Sims
@@BenefitCounterbench same lol
Yeah,and like those Hindi soap operas.The kid stays a kid for an episode or something,and next thing you know,it's a grown adult,
@@shifatara9176 or like in arundhati where the heroine comes out of the pool as a grown woman.
thats how i played with my stuffed animals... and barbies
You skipped on the best part of the whole saga man. "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCKNESS MONSTER?!?!" I imagine them having so many takes cuz of Pattinson bursting out laughing every time.
This series should have only been about Bellas dad. Hes the only normal person.
He's the only person 😂
To be honest the show would've been better if it was in bella's dad,Charlie,point of view
This serie sould have been abou Bella's dad trying to rise his mentally handicapped daughter who wants to date 100 y.o. natural killer. I mean natural picnic-in-the-middle-of-summer-day disco ball who suck people dry. I mean from blood.
@@starorcarina8525 "Honey, watch out, there is killer on the loose in our town." "Ok. Dad? May I go to my new friend's house? He is 100 y.o. guy who was breaking inside our house to watch me sleeping and his family's diet is based on animals' blood sucked from freshly killed pray." "Ok. But come back b4 supper... WHAT?" "See you dead!"
@@Petaurista13 lol
I cried when I saw the animatronic baby
I haven't laughed this hard in years
I actually like legit cried lmaooo
So truuuu exactly what happend here
Fucking same lmfao
Wrong.It was CGI
@@hidof9598 did you even watch the video??? They were originally planning on using a doll but it was too creepy so used cgi instead
Girl- "Edward Cullen, totally gorgeous obviously"
UA-cam subs- "Edward Cullen, totally creepy obviously"
Legit did that
It's because those aren't the UA-cam automatic subs, those were put in by Alex. It makes the video even better I swear.
Also when Jacob called the baby "Nessy" the caption was "Ness from Smash Brothers" 😂
If rensesmee was a boy, would Jacob become gay/bi? I’m genuinely wondering and this thought will keep me up at night.
i honestly get bi vibes from jacob anyways
@@glitchsystem8597 eh, I’m guessing that destiny is a thing in these movies and that’s the reason why the girl didn’t get together with Jacob because then he’d have feeling for his own child, dunno tho
@@glitchsystem8597 before he cut his hair yes, after he cut his hair he gave off straight vibes😭
@@zoecolbert550 Yeah 😖😭
@@zoecolbert550 exactlyy
is no one going to mention the fact that renesme went from a baby to a 7 year old in like a month and Charlie was just like yeah that's kids for ya you blink and they're a fully grown human
i was curious about this too so i googled it- the general consensus is that he was aware it was weird but knew he shouldn’t ask questions. he knew that the world had supernatural kinda things starting in the scene with jacob transforming in front of him. so charlie just went with it. also, in the books, nessie was only around the size of a 2 year old at the christmas party vs in the movie she was like 7. it made more sense in the books.
That's cz they told him that she's adopted
Tps_ emy22 well that just explains to charlie why he never saw bella pregnant. that doesn’t explain her rapid aging.
@@tps_emy2253 Ah yes. As is well known, adopted kids - and only adopted kids - always grow 7 years in two months.
@@olyvia1380 they explained it vaguely like the books if I remember correctly
Jacob loving a baby...
*FBI open up*
When the baby was a baby he loved her like mother likes a baby. When she grows up he's gonna actually love her
(Which would be short time because the baby grows then stop aging at a certain age)
By the time they get there, she's just an adult so they are so confused
Can I just say that rami malek is in this movie 10:00 or his magical twin
Heavy Metal Kitten if you actually paid attention, you would know that it’s a supernatural bond that a werewolf has in this series. When the baby was a baby until it was fully grown, the character Jacob loves the baby like a parent loves their child. Once the child is fully grown into an adult, then it’s a different story.
@@mollycharles7536 bruh even when she get to the age that it would be more appropriate to love her he is still gonna be older than her. It was creepy with Edward and Bella. Also Jacob can't completely stop aging he just ages slower. Eventually it's gonna look like a middle aged guy creeping after a teenage looking girl.
Edward: **exists**
Hagrid: yer a vampire, Cedric
this comment>>😭
5:01
Captions: proceeds to take clothes off for a while everyone wonders if it's not too late to switch to another movie
Lmfaoooo
XD lol
Tbh this is all Voldemort’s fault.
If he hadn’t killed Cedric, he wouldn’t be a sparkling fairy that falls in love with a girl that’s secretly dead inside.
Thanks, Voldemort...
Lmaf
Lmao
😂😂😂
Voldemort sunbaenim
Justin Thomas LMAOO
You know, Charlie Swans story, or even any of the other vampires stories, are so much more interesting than Bellas little arc. Remeber that Jasper was an Old West vampire that fought vampire Natives? Or that Alice was a schizophrenic locked in an 18h century asylum? And yet we got Bella and all her BS.
Yea, even Edward got his own interesting story when he went "Dexter" and killing a bunch of scumbags because he was rebellious and wanna try the taste of human blood.
Hold up what abt alice
trippalita you know what story is interesting SHARK BOI AND WATER GURL
@@1tsjustsofa 😂
Akyure Animations am I wRoNg
Every Renesme joke 😂😂😂😂😂"Is this permanent?" 😂My absolute fave!
Imagine Jacob talking to his and Renesmee's daughter:
Jacob: Ya know I fell in love with your grandma and fought with your grandpa over her.
This entire franchise is about two pedophiles and the little girls who loved them. That’s it. That’s the plot.
Vampire Diaries
basically
Omg not really...well maybe...idk what makes an old person old?
@@Sabiha798 yeah but is age determined by how oong youve lived on the earth or the state of your body or the state of your mind? What determines age? Like, im serious. Im actually curious
@@Sabiha798
Smart aleck answer: well, technically, edward was only *alive for 17 yrs and then was dead for the rest of the time
My actual answer: yeah, ok. Youre right
Teenager me: “don’t you dare talk about Twilight”
26 year old me: “yaaas, this is hilarious” 😂
Kassandra Talavera so true!!
Same lol
SAME! Lol!
I love Twilight, but I still die of laughing every time I watch his videos
bitch please, I am unicorn SAME!
The leader of the Volturi reminds me of that one relative that everyone has and keeps the kids away from because he is creepy.
I love Michael Sheen. You can tell he was just having so much fun in his movie
He is a great actor he did an amazing job in twilight..I think if he hadn't taken Aro's role, the volturi wouldn't have been that interesting
i was waiting for the “nessie?! you nicknamed my daughter after the lock ness monster?” scene. i really thought he was gonna make so many jokes from that one scene, such good potential
Omg that scene is so cringeworthy 😂
Lol
Loch Ness*
Scarlett Anderson so close yet so far....
i never understood why their daughter had to grow up so fast like they are vampires they have literally all the eternity
Keep in mind she was half vamp.. but I also think of that to lol cuz she is half human but I still don't understand how she grew so fast😂
She was in a hurry to fuck Jacob! Lol
I never understood how she was born or made at all Edward is a stone statue with no moving parts of fluids and he's dead. Even if he somehow could get an erection which should be impossible he can't impregnate anyone. None of it makes sense
She needed to grow up quick so she could get with Jacob
@@lethalassassin1754 Unless Edward was in the first year of being a vampire then it makes a little sense but... he isn't so.
Bella: Fuck you, my child is perfectly fine.
The child:
That animatronic baby bit had me weak 😂🤣
Same. I love that this crew shot back-to-back movies about a dog person wanting to fuck a baby, but they looked at that animatronic and thought "well, THAT'S just creepy."
11:23 can’t believe you didn’t mention the fat that they’re both in the sun and neither are sparkly, I think the budget ran out for any body glitter.
True 😂
Honestly did not realise that until you pointed it out. For a really popular film saga you would think that they would try to be as consistent as possible. Sticking to the book while giving it a decent original twist.
Funny thing is that at the very end of the movie Bella steps into the sun on purpose and starts sparkling like they tried to cover up the fact that they forgot about it in the last two movies.
Honey Lemon love the profile pic😂
Honey Lemon I never noticed that hah
"The real half vampire baby was the friends we made along the way"
-Alex
You got likes
I don’t get that.... can you explain to me please?
Shoddy Done m
THE SUBTITLES!!!! 😂😂😂
Edward laughs.
No one:
Subtitle: (laughs in anemic)
The subtitles are too precious
Can someone whose smarter than me explain why they couldn’t just use a real baby for this movie instead of creepy cgi or animatronics? Like seriously.
nobody is sm0rter thaen oreot
The baby would keep crying and moving and doing baby stuff and that would ruin the scene everytime. Also, the baby wouldn't know what it has to do. For example, when baby Renesmae reaches for Bella's cheek to show her her thoughts. Does all of that make sense?
They actually did use real babies and children. They just put McKenzie Foy's face on them with computers. It's in the behind the scenes stuff.
Maybe it would've been weird to cast a real child whose gonna have that type of relation with a grown ass adult.
I think the makers of the movie thought that it would just be really creepy and would offend the viewers. Regardless imo its still stupid to make a literal NEWBORN have a relation with an adult🤮💀☠
They wanted the baby to look vampireish and “aware”. Like the cgi baby looks like it’s understanding shit and engaged in the conversations while normal babies are just staring at random stuff and acting baby like.
You didn’t comment on Bella’s line: you nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!?!? 😂😂
I was just thinking the same thing 😂😂 its like one of the best lines
Jenna Dickens it was too ridiculous for him to comment 💀💀
best one yet lmao
Jenna Dickens I feel like that happens a lot when UA-camrs cover this movie, idk why though, it’s such an iconic line and probably the most self aware part of any twilight movie
To be honest, having a Plesiosaurus cameo in this movie might actually make me watch this weird movie of weirdness.
so when jacob and Res. have a kid, its gonna be a warewolf, vampire hybrid. That would be an unstoppable beast
It was all a covert backstory for the Sparkledog OCs
6:48 I just realized that Alice's "I'm having a vision" face looks a lot like my "I'm about to sneeze" face 😂
Now I can't unsee it fjsjfjdj
Reyskywalker, look up the Hillywood parody of "Breaking Dawn". Hilly is rarely attractive, but she plays Bella to perfection.
This is the kind of story that a 7-year-old kid would make up during playtime.
yeah so daddy is a vampire he meets mommy mommy hates daddy then mommy loves daddy then daddy goes to get milk and never comes back then mommy brings daddy back ps i am in love with mommy's lover jacob personally i think mommy should cheat on daddy with jacob
How dare you insult seven year old kids like that!
verward aseksueel that’s true lmao
Huh at seven years old you generally are not in making love romance right ? Or was I extremely immature for my age. Like at 7 you do not phantasm on like edgy sexy vampires right. More like on Disney princesses.
@@shreyalsharma4074 You good?
I expected you to mention the fact that 27 vampires sat in the same house for so many days,doing what?They can't even sleep
Righttttt I always wondered
@@jeremiahthepisces5493,maybe awkwardly staring at each other all the time,like Edward and our main character :)
I think they went some where and killed alot a few towns ova lol
in the books they dealt with this by training for the fight
Hido F 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:56 I can’t 😂 I was like wtf is that baby 😂 and your reaction makes it 100 times better 😂
6:16 YOUR REACTION I CAN’T I’M WHEEZING 😂 THE BABY 😂 THE WAY YOU SAID " OW mY gOoDNeSsss " 😂
6:16 gets me every damn time 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭💀👻
Re-watch that part with the subtitles on. Alex's comments are just... Amazing... ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t understand how people think Edward is cute...he’s just a really pale stalker.😐
LMAO My mom said the same thing but she called him A Flour bag 🗿. I need someone to get me out of this house-
@@yahely_gene9565 Flour bag. 😭🤣
They did Pattinson dirty. He is so handsome and they made him uhm ghostly ghastly
My therapist: The rennesme animatronic doll isn't real, it can't hurt you.
The renesme animatronic doll: 6:24
@Nash Lauren
So many movies try to be creepy. This child: ''Hold my beer.''
And here I thought sonic and cats are scary...
IT'S SO FUCKING FREAKY
The original baby like when Bella first met her she was kinda adorable
*Grabs flamethrower* TIME TO KILL THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION
Umm, am I the only one questioning the fact that he loved her unborn child from like three movies ago, even though half the baby would be in Edwards ballsac? No? Just me?
Eva Aw im pretty sure everyone was questioning everything in this movie to be honest
Alexis Noullett 😂😂😂true true
Jacob just had a crush not only on Bella, but also a secret one on Edward 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HE HAD A CRUSH ON EDWARD’S BALLSAC!!! 😂
@@soph5071 AHHH
I feel like Jacobs character was ruined. The directors or author couldn't think of the reason for Bella to choice Edward and then just thought of that and said SURE.
I know that they tried to make bella speechless when she sees her child for the first time, but her face is the one you make when you stare into a corner for an hour for no reason.
Is nobody gonna point out the super unfair choice of killing the mountain lion instead of the deer?
C'mon, deer reproduce a lot and live in herds. Mountain lions are loners and most babies don't make it.
Way to endanger a species even more, Bella.
TopsyTriceratops some of them like specifically hunted mountain lions in the books and it always annoyed me
Oml shut up
Christabel Orji and who are u lmao
Vicanella
Maybe they needed the extra protein?
Chalchiuhtlicue doubtful
YOU SKIPPED OVER “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER?!” Bruh?? 😂
At least he didn't skip Aro's laugh.
That scene was so 🙄. What was she expecting when she named her baby Resumeme?
Not only that but Bella thinking that a nickname was more important than the fact that Jacob was a paedophile who'd imprinted on her daughter.
Sarah Oestreich I was waiting for that.
THATS MY FAVORITE LINE 😂😂😂
I love that in the books after Bellas turn she does get a hobby. It's literally boning Edward.... For the entire rest of the book.... Never ends....
Is it just me who was so weirded out at the end of this movie when Jacob and Bella's child are 'grown up' and together
Like 1. That baby was meant to be fully grown at like 7 and just look like a teenager for the rest of her life so when did Jacob decided it was okay to date her Haha
2. He helped raise her literally was around from birth and looked after her as a child
GR00MER
I always wondered how on earth the vamps could control themselves when Bella had her period or whatever. Like remember the time there was a drop of blood and one of the vamps turned psycho? ahaahahha
They couldn't resist a cut... Forget her period...😁😁😁
Hahahahahaha
Oh god.
MIND. BLOWN.!!!!
It’s a different kind of blood, or at least I assume so because it’s the same way with sharks.
Shows infant baby: that looks weird
Shows toddler baby: what in the actual hell. How did that get in the final movie??
It's not a real child
YOU NEVER WALK ALONE whoooosh
YOU NEVER WALK ALONE You nice keep going
shO0k
Bemy_ rin No shit, man
Alex:sees the animatronic baby
Alex:dies
“you nicknamed my baby after the lock-ness monster” is the funny line from this series! also i swear to god that damn imprinting bit almost made me blind i was so mad i get it’s “out of anyones control” i just can’t deal lmao
Twilight is like a nightmare I would have after Cedric's death.
I-
@@tobithefaug3296
Tell me it's not true.
@@toolazytochangecringeprofile its not true I'm suddenly Jared, 19
Tell me why I read that in Tom Felton's malicious voice
@@sadpotato7101
*shrugs*
Alex spluttering about that animatronic doll baby is the best thing that has ever happened on UA-cam 😂😂
That was sooo hilarious. I was screaming!
Yes I was crying of laughter 😂😂😂
Yall should see the original design 😂😂😂
Is there something even worse 😳😂? Didn't know that was humanly possible!
Remember the Seinfeld episode where they have an ugly baby
Can we talk about the subtitles please they are amazing “creepy piano music” “cool trombones and stuff” they’re just the best subtitles “just a face that floats in the air by itself but that’s cool” 😎
I just spent over an hour of my life watching all the twilight videos this guy made and i dont regret a thing yet...
So he felt the attraction toward bella because of renesmee which was still in Edward's ehm ehm you know.
Sooooo explain this.....
Jacob and Edward's fighting was just Jacob trying to fight the sexual tension between him and Edward's dick.
This is all sugar gay
Bella's egg.
@@0StrayGhost0😂😂😂😂
@@tanishasharma2909 As a Man, I can confirm that this is indeed where we store our Semen. Looks like somebody was asleep during Biology. ;)
But back to the Topic: Jacob was in Love with a Girl that didn't even exist back then. Wouldn't it be more logical if he actively tried to get Bella and Edward to hook up, so...ugh...Renesmee could be born?
Or what if he thought he was into both of them? After all, you can't make a Baby without the help of another Person.
The CGI baby was at least better than the puppet
ikr!!
it's really cute
Oh God the puppet is so creepy
E L L E How is it cute...
Really? You cannot be serious. Have you *seen* that CGI thing? 🤨 ...
6:15 😲😱🤢
Wait. What is *THAT* ?? 😵
Kill it! Kill it with *FIRE* 🔥🏹🔥
The fucking puppet made me screech when I first saw it
To be fair, the imprinting situation was explained a little better in the books. Jacob wasn't technically in love with Renesmee, it was more platonic/protective (??) like the whole concept of soul mates thing I guess. Sigh, Stephanie Meyers 🤦🏻♀️
I don't think there's a universe where you can explain it like it makes sense. because it doesn't make sense, it's the creepiest weirdest thing even written
@@sedmidivka 😂
Wait, the baby was born in three days? BELL CULLIN IS A SIM IT'S CONFIRMED.
ok but how does Bella's dad not notice that the baby grew so much like in a month?
adeeba wali he did bc she said something about it...
@@avataube1698 "He says "Oh, that's right...the adoption." But a few minutes later he says, "Bella...she has your eyes." And she's like, "Uh, er..."
Kimberly Klaus yeah but then when him and his gf came and got her he said she grew over night or something of the sort cuz hes tryna piece it all together.
Ava Taube He did notice. Charlie knew something had changed about Bella, but Bella knew he could handle knowing about it.
He did notice. “She grew like 4 inches” they most likely take their daughter to visit like every year or something and make up an excuse
Is it just me or does Bella look prettier as a vampire than a human???
Love your profile pic!
Yeah that’s how it supposed to be. In the Books she is like a grey mediocre girl but when she turns she become super beautiful. Because all vampires are “super beautiful” as soon as they turn
The power of make up
That's the whole point
@@felicitas.c. And cgi too. Both were there.
“If she leaves you for the father, there is always their daughter.”
-Jacob probably
Alex is the only UA-camr on here that can make watching Twilight more bearable and funnier.
This literally feels like a poorly written fanfic found on the bottom page of Wattpad
Agreed
I've read such a Fanfic like three weeks ago😂
Not as bad as fifty shades or 365...tho they're all pretty...interesting😳
it literally started as a fanfic of harry potter and romeo and juliet
Agreed
Who else feels bad for Billy Burke during Jacob’s strip tease? He has the look of ‘thank god this is the last one’ and ‘I should fire my agent’
I thought that too
I know, right?I love Billy Burke.
LOLLLL
YES omg, I couldn’t put my finger on what was so uncomfortable about that scene, but it’s totally the fact that Billy Burke is probably actually creeped out at the whole story irl like the rest of us are 😂😂😂 he’s breaking the fourth wall with that reaction
He did a movie with the director of the first one that had huge twilight vibes.
6:16 Alex's reaction is priceless 🤣🤣🤣
THE CLOSED CAPTIONS- they are hilarious I mean-
What if Bella chose Jacob and he got her pregnant.. would he still imprint on his own daughter🤔
Um..no,but in probably..15-16 years,"Uncle" Edward's either gonna be real (*and I MEAN REAL*) interested with her..or Eddie's gonna take another for a bride..and THEIR CHILD'S gonna take a fancy to them instead..
Jacob would treat the child like an equal,instead of imprint on them...if you refer to..what they intended here..I hope so,hopefully..?!
What did she mean by imprint?
No because she would be giving birth to a completely different baby then. Plus he would be the father, so biologically, he can't imprint on his own baby. At least that's how I see it.
@@BabyKylis imprinting is a fictional thing of the twilight universe. It basically means that a werewolf finds his soulmate. When they imprint on babies or toddler they act like a older brother. they love them but not romantically. they will do anything for them and be what the imprinted counterpart wants eg. A brother, a guardian, a lover etc. and they just swap does role depending on what the counterparts wants and needs.
rootbeerlovesme yeah,something like I said there,dude..
6:16 "OHHHH myyy gooodness...whats going on here" i am in tears i cant right now lmfao
That was the best part, his reaction and his tone of speech was gold!
I keep replaying it. It's that funny
I've rewinded 19 times
Aaaand it's the first thing I did this morning X3
lmfao
I absolutely love your videos!! First time watching the Twilight ones and seriously, you losing it over the animatronic baby they were going to use for the movie, made me snort coffee out my nose😂😂😂
When you turn on captions the little comments and quips just make thai so much better
I'm choking! 😂😂😂😂😂
"We need to get your thirst under control." "I've been saying that since the third movie." 😂😂😂😂😂
Should have been the second movie! Wasn't that the one where she was moping around in the forest?
@@AmbyJeans He left her and she went into a depression for about 6 months. Almost died 3x.
@@ItsKimOlson It is a Miracle that Charlie didn't send her to a Psychiatrist after the first two Weeks.
"The last thing a parent wants to hear is their kid will be emo forever" DEAD
IT’S NOT A PHASE MUM!
@@holly.l7321 you beat me by 5 months 😫
I’m still laughing 🤣
The fact that Bella got more pissed over the fact that Jacob named her daughter nessi than him falling in love with her
Can we just appreciate that for Alex to do all the twilight movies, it took him roughly 480 hours give or take a few.... now that dedication. Thanks Alex keep it up
How Bella "becomes prettier".
-Has eye makeup
Genius!
AND SHE SMILES FOR 3 WHOLE EXTRA MINUTES
Video: *Jacob stripping for Charlie to sexy music*
Everyone: "STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY-"
But what if Jacob imprinted on Bella’s Dad?
@@johnilarde8440
Still better love story than 50 shades of gray.
@@jeckjeck3119 Fun Fact 50 shades of grey is actually a twilight fanfiction that was made into a movie
@@kemi610
Somehow, I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
I remember being in the theater and everyone scream at the screen during the fight scene and then our shock when we found out it didn't happen we clapped when the bad guys were dying.
So, Edward loves Bella's blood, Bella loves Edward's powers and Jacob loves Bella's egg cell. And that is the entire story of Twilight. *cue awkward silence*
FOR THOSE WATCHING THE REUPLOAD-
Alex tweeted that the original upload was claimed and he reuploaded because:
"hey I had to reupload the Twilght video because it got claimed and they put a bunch of ads on it.
I didnt want people to sit through a sponsorship AND a ton of ads...."
to answer everyones questions!
“Creepy uncle touchy vampire leader guy.” For the first time someone actually nailed Aro’s character. 😂
camdenthequeen
creepy touchy laugh guy 😂
Fr! Aro is disgusting af! Always wanting to touch the hand like bruh 🤮
Ty ty That’s his gift, he can see every thought a person’s ever had by touching their hand.
@@peachycamie1013 I know but he looked creepy while doing it. Especially for Nessie lol
Ty ty I know you were talking about the character but.. He’s played by Michael Sheen look him up, he’s actually the sweetest, nicest, softest and most chaotic person ever.
Yes! I was so looking forward to your take on Totally Breaking Down Part 2.
I'm someone who comments rarely... but I love your videos and I laugh EVERY single time I watch the scenes and comments since 6:10! I came to this video just for the short sequence about the baby! Thank you for your work and greetings from Germany 😋
Kid: "Hey Dad, how did you and Mom fall in love"
Jacob: "oh that's an interesting one. I met your mother the day she was born, as a baby"
Kid: "OH, you guys new each other as kids!?"
Jacob: "NO, I was like 19 or 20 at the time!?"
K: "wut????"
J: "But I did know your grandmother at the time, since we were the same age. Your Grandma was sooooo pretty 😍"
K: "ummm Dad are you okay? 😕"
J: "You know I actually fell deeply in love with her before your mother was even born, lolz 😝"
K: "WHA-WHAT DAD?!?!"
J: "Oh yeah there was this one funny time when I kissed her, than she broke her hand punching my face, HA HA HA it was great"
K: "YOU KISSED MY GRANDMA!?!?"
J: "While she told me multiple times she wasn't interested in me and was already in love with your Grandpa. But I still stuck around, in case one day she would fall in love with me"
K: 😰🤮😫
J: "But don't worry, it turns out the reasi I wanted to be around Grandma Bella so much was because of your future mom, that wasn't even born yet (or created) that I would end up imprinting on. So it's totally normal, not even weird at all. "
K: "How in the world do you and Mom look the exact same age when your actually like 20 years older than her!!!!"
J: Oh, she aged *really* fast and then stopped aging when she reached my age. So yeah I actually lied about your mom's age all three years, she's not 20 she's actually 5"
K: 😤Okay. When we tell about family history how about we just make something up and tell a sty THAT IS NORMAL......and we'll never speak of this night again okay?"
J: "ummmm, sure son"
K: "now excuse me, I'm gonna go drink some bleach and try to forget this horrible thing"
Thank u for making me laugh. U made my day 😂😂
This is EPIC!!!🤣🤣🤣
Mi amigo thank you sooooo much and I’d pay to see a twilight comedy short with this uncut scrip
Disclaimer: if the twilight people do another 2 hour shit-show because of my reply I am sorry in advance
16-17 but accurate 🤣
hm hm thats quite accurate and uh concerning...
This baby can get a boyfriend in like 5 minutes after she was born and I can’t even get one in 13 years???
Same
I am almost 18, barely kissed a person. Never been in a relationship, never went on a date and funny things y'all do when you're in love🥴
20 yrs med student .... All through girls school and girls college....no bf, date, kiss, and stuff and an absolute freak .
@ajla dzafic yeah if you're only 13, then I think you ought to be waiting a few more years.
Haha girl 19 almost 20. University student but single as fuck😏
As a user of captioning, I REALLY appreciate the time that you put into your captions. There are special jokes for all us who rely on captions to watch UA-cam videos :). THANKS SO MUCH!