Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,6 тис.

  • @riyaanand22
    @riyaanand22 Місяць тому +6290

    "Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her"
    Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂

    • @margarbieadams8200
      @margarbieadams8200 Місяць тому +51

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mirandakoenig3090
      @mirandakoenig3090 Місяць тому +31

      This hahahaha

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 днів тому +36

      Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

    • @bumblebee898
      @bumblebee898 26 днів тому +7

      That was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 26 днів тому +13

      I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

  • @Maria-zk3sw
    @Maria-zk3sw Місяць тому +9730

    "oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel"
    "oh is he eating the baby?"
    IM DECEASED

    • @luzytb4681
      @luzytb4681 Місяць тому +60

      XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

    • @dm4121
      @dm4121 Місяць тому +102

      Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 Місяць тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Місяць тому +40

      so is bella 🥁

    • @akshen92
      @akshen92 Місяць тому +29

      Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

  • @KH-gj3ih
    @KH-gj3ih 28 днів тому +673

    I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SashaThePhoenix
    @SashaThePhoenix 29 днів тому +651

    -the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section
    -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.

    • @mykajones2308
      @mykajones2308 27 днів тому +31

      Ohhhhh

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 26 днів тому +42

      Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 17 днів тому +5

      Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

    • @d.5432
      @d.5432 16 днів тому +8

      Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

    • @khushbuluhar11
      @khushbuluhar11 11 днів тому +3

      Yes

  • @covidfeverdream
    @covidfeverdream Місяць тому +2821

    “Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb Місяць тому +1753

    “Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?”
    Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”

    • @andriannalu4991
      @andriannalu4991 28 днів тому +35

      Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

    • @daniverdusco9452
      @daniverdusco9452 28 днів тому +29

      Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

    • @silasthesnail
      @silasthesnail 28 днів тому +10

      In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 днів тому +29

      They are dead.
      The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

    • @marianelachiu7582
      @marianelachiu7582 28 днів тому +9

      @@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

  • @chicvintage1736
    @chicvintage1736 28 днів тому +351

    Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 17 днів тому +9

      That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

    • @pamhernandez6565
      @pamhernandez6565 8 днів тому +2

      I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @TiaTaya
    @TiaTaya 28 днів тому +440

    I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤

    • @Meimoonei
      @Meimoonei 25 днів тому +2

      You mean taylor lautner

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 23 дні тому +9

      I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

    • @Galaxy_wolfy14
      @Galaxy_wolfy14 21 день тому +2

      Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

    • @rileysjonger4192
      @rileysjonger4192 14 днів тому

      How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 днів тому +3

      Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

  • @amritaraghunathan6050
    @amritaraghunathan6050 Місяць тому +9157

    It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨

    • @claireallen-qd9bb
      @claireallen-qd9bb Місяць тому +99

      frrr 😭✋🏽

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Місяць тому +168

      To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in
      Same as Edward

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Місяць тому +124

      ​@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

    • @lauraladyll
      @lauraladyll Місяць тому +96

      It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 Місяць тому +32

      ​@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

  • @Itsjustjazzduh
    @Itsjustjazzduh 29 днів тому +2087

    “Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell”
    I CAAAAAN’T.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 днів тому +4

      Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

  • @er4148
    @er4148 26 днів тому +138

    "You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too"
    "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 28 днів тому +26

    "FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah Місяць тому +4783

    “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @andreea_sayuri
      @andreea_sayuri Місяць тому +13

      Samee😂

    • @ageisyanejc
      @ageisyanejc Місяць тому +7

      Me too hahaha

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Місяць тому +6

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE Місяць тому +2

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @GhostKingDeAngelo
      @GhostKingDeAngelo Місяць тому +20

      Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

  • @courtneymarti8199
    @courtneymarti8199 Місяць тому +5755

    All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!

    • @covidfeverdream
      @covidfeverdream Місяць тому +144

      It’s from Not Another Teen Movie

    • @courtneymarti8199
      @courtneymarti8199 Місяць тому +351

      @@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.

    • @sheryll1536
      @sheryll1536 Місяць тому +160

      Yea that was gross omg

    • @amandag8194
      @amandag8194 Місяць тому +149

      Agree. I started gagging.

    • @courtneymarti8199
      @courtneymarti8199 Місяць тому

      @@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!

  • @LlannaaJorgan
    @LlannaaJorgan 27 днів тому +59

    As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 днів тому +5

      Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

  • @duh2042
    @duh2042 28 днів тому +33

    Since he's been a doctor for such a long time, Carlisle is so used to working with people and blood that he's able to ignore that thirst.

  • @Tammisherry
    @Tammisherry Місяць тому +3159

    Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this."
    Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."

    • @Snorlaxiian
      @Snorlaxiian Місяць тому

      I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded

    • @ZippedUpKitz
      @ZippedUpKitz Місяць тому +12

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @jlerrickson
      @jlerrickson Місяць тому +17

      Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...

    • @emelialartey2973
      @emelialartey2973 Місяць тому +8

      Literally that’s exactly what I said

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 Місяць тому +4

      Right

  • @minnathesinna
    @minnathesinna Місяць тому +1515

    *Bella on the table like half eaten*
    Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 Місяць тому +22

      I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

    • @JStep-tl8zx
      @JStep-tl8zx 10 днів тому +3

      I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 27 днів тому +58

    For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.

    • @star_baker
      @star_baker 8 днів тому

      Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 8 днів тому +1

      @@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

    • @mb-sb5ever
      @mb-sb5ever 18 годин тому

      First thought: The baby has teeth?
      Second thought: oh yeah fast ageing
      Third thought: but still?

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 18 годин тому +3

      @mb-sb5ever Before Bella and Edward, the way these half vampire half human babies got out of their mothers was by eating their way out of the amniotic sack. Bella is the first person to have "survived" birthing a creature of this kind. The movie doesn't go into this much detail though.

  • @Zay_istocoolForu
    @Zay_istocoolForu 14 днів тому +16

    “Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅

  • @ESkye91
    @ESkye91 Місяць тому +1897

    "That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny

  • @lorelisromancastro4457
    @lorelisromancastro4457 Місяць тому +772

    “THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 29 днів тому +4

      Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂
      And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

    • @lorelisromancastro4457
      @lorelisromancastro4457 29 днів тому

      @@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

    • @BrooklynSaunders718
      @BrooklynSaunders718 28 днів тому +2

      Right 😂😂😂

  • @Galaxy_wolfy14
    @Galaxy_wolfy14 27 днів тому +39

    8:18 "oh, she wants vampire" help im dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 28 днів тому +49

    4:39 "They (the vascular surgeons) do their little stuff, and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury" One might argue that's actually big stuff 😛

  • @susand2729
    @susand2729 29 днів тому +773

    *Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen*
    Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that."
    Help I'm crying 😂

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 днів тому +2

      The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

  • @JustaBladeofGrass
    @JustaBladeofGrass Місяць тому +1047

    “You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION”
    -Doctor Mike

    • @agapeeternal
      @agapeeternal Місяць тому +14

      I lost it at this omfg 😂

    • @mylifewithmarmalade4624
      @mylifewithmarmalade4624 Місяць тому +16

      Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 29 днів тому +5

      You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

    • @Shad0wst3pz
      @Shad0wst3pz 29 днів тому +5

      Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

  • @Morganlily23
    @Morganlily23 27 днів тому +50

    Dr. Mike I have answers to your questions 😅
    • They are fine around blood because they drink animal blood instead. However the one vampire reacted because he hasn’t been without human blood long enough so he is still fighting the craving.
    • they aren’t worried about about blood illness because they heal
    •it’s not ginger ale she is drinking blood
    •he was biting her to give her venom and also get the baby out I would assume. But it’s so if she did die at least she has his venom in her so she can come back as a vampire. And he gave her extra to help her but she was already dead so the extra wouldn’t have worked.
    • there probably isn’t any bacteria from Edward because they heal and stuff but idk. Also the baby bit her.
    •Jacob wasn’t disgusted he was like he knew it was gonna happen, he warned her.
    • the doctor technically would have gotten his training hundreds of years ago so that may have explained some of his mistakes.
    • he didn’t stomp on the leg he grab it and broke it with his strength.
    I think that was it 😅
    I have watched these movies too many times 😂

  • @AnushaMoondra
    @AnushaMoondra 20 днів тому +10

    2:29 to this is I say
    Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast
    I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl

  • @sveltetread447
    @sveltetread447 Місяць тому +1920

    Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing

  • @turtleduck9198
    @turtleduck9198 Місяць тому +1253

    Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything.
    “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”

    • @sandiesandholm1236
      @sandiesandholm1236 Місяць тому +112

      My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

    • @AngelJuliet
      @AngelJuliet Місяць тому +43

      @@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

    • @Lane_y0195
      @Lane_y0195 Місяць тому +19

      @@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.

    • @anishawoods8443
      @anishawoods8443 Місяць тому

      Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 26 днів тому +9

    0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.

  • @andreinalopez7876
    @andreinalopez7876 28 днів тому +13

    10/10 laughed so hard it triggered my asthma 😅 now I'm wheezing 😂

  • @kaleighbell6797
    @kaleighbell6797 Місяць тому +1047

    I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual Місяць тому +24

      please i so want a react to this

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 29 днів тому +7

      Oh yeah I agree!

    • @MasochistMouse
      @MasochistMouse 27 днів тому +5

      Yes, we NEED that reaction!

    • @quaseumhomemrenascentista6911
      @quaseumhomemrenascentista6911 26 днів тому +6

      Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving

    • @r.altman6458
      @r.altman6458 24 дні тому +5

      The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!

  • @reddale5952
    @reddale5952 Місяць тому +1017

    “She’s gonna eat the scalpel “
    “Is he eating the baby?”
    IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leahhalfpenny3335
      @leahhalfpenny3335 28 днів тому +14

      Right after that moment
      “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

    • @reddale5952
      @reddale5952 12 днів тому

      @@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

  • @an9358
    @an9358 23 дні тому +4

    “Hope I don’t regret this.”
    Everyone who’s seen the series: “Oh, but you will.”

  • @lamiadollers2020
    @lamiadollers2020 28 днів тому +4

    Your Reaction & Your Detailed Describing Words are so Practical & smooth & detailed..it's Refreshing to Witness your Reaction & Talk about Them...keep up the Awesome Work

  • @jaredp653
    @jaredp653 Місяць тому +855

    Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂

    • @Tooncesthecatwhodrives
      @Tooncesthecatwhodrives Місяць тому +11

      Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

    • @gingerhowe5247
      @gingerhowe5247 Місяць тому +6

      I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

    • @Hiiiiiiii879
      @Hiiiiiiii879 Місяць тому +4

      Staying alive

    • @erjusik
      @erjusik Місяць тому +5

      I literally choked on my tea😂

    • @han.nah.
      @han.nah. Місяць тому +3

      Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

  • @_The_Archive_
    @_The_Archive_ Місяць тому +1964

    Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.

    • @muhabbetkusukavun4292
      @muhabbetkusukavun4292 Місяць тому +255

      The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

    • @maketycry3952
      @maketycry3952 Місяць тому +88

      And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

    • @hamsanandini7647
      @hamsanandini7647 Місяць тому +44

      Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

    • @mxbubbles4753
      @mxbubbles4753 Місяць тому +46

      and he's regretted it ever since 😂

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 Місяць тому +61

      His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

  • @ashleywawrzyniak2402
    @ashleywawrzyniak2402 27 днів тому +5

    This was EVERYTHING I needed. Best reaction!

  • @natalierose2686
    @natalierose2686 26 днів тому +6

    2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor.
    I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂

  • @wmdkitty
    @wmdkitty Місяць тому +463

    Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.

    • @snowflakechoirox
      @snowflakechoirox 29 днів тому +85

      Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

    • @reneeluv1986
      @reneeluv1986 28 днів тому +5

      @@snowflakechoirox 😅

    • @daniellespencer5026
      @daniellespencer5026 28 днів тому

      @@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 днів тому

      I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

  • @error-titan-speakergirl
    @error-titan-speakergirl Місяць тому +528

    “I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.

    • @CountryBuff08
      @CountryBuff08 Місяць тому +35

      Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

    • @grandmabecky7984
      @grandmabecky7984 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

    • @AnniCarlsson
      @AnniCarlsson Місяць тому +16

      Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

    • @lgt_jne
      @lgt_jne Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @arianavail
      @arianavail Місяць тому +33

      @@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

  • @biancaherminapetra5653
    @biancaherminapetra5653 25 днів тому +2

    Thank you so much Dr. Mike!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages and I really needed this.

  • @vickyburdick
    @vickyburdick 17 годин тому

    I'm gonna use that as a pickup line.
    Luv it, Dr. Mike!

  • @shannona3613
    @shannona3613 Місяць тому +362

    "I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much

  • @hermionehp1100
    @hermionehp1100 Місяць тому +580

    “Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!”
    That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE Місяць тому +18

      Aight what's the name of the cartoon

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Місяць тому +9

      Daaang we need to know the name.

    • @itsdune079
      @itsdune079 Місяць тому +3

      @hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE Місяць тому +2

      C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @renskerotjes1349
      @renskerotjes1349 Місяць тому +18

      okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

  • @glendajeankumi-woode8422
    @glendajeankumi-woode8422 8 днів тому +2

    "What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂

  • @NeyMessiFCB
    @NeyMessiFCB 25 днів тому +4

    I haven’t laughed this much from one of your videos in a while.

  • @MADDIE-fw8mi
    @MADDIE-fw8mi Місяць тому +476

    "my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*"
    Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @izzafizza339
      @izzafizza339 Місяць тому

      Michael Burnham - let's flyyy

  • @MissFisher20
    @MissFisher20 Місяць тому +206

    Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭

    • @dutchkel
      @dutchkel 29 днів тому +4

      To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

  • @iloivar
    @iloivar 22 дні тому +1

    I was ENTERTAINED. thank you for this video.

  • @catharticdream
    @catharticdream 11 днів тому +2

    8:55 I just wanted to say thank you for blurring the needle 😭🥺

  • @elmartell5724
    @elmartell5724 Місяць тому +334

    Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 27 днів тому +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂😂

  • @strawberryentity3306
    @strawberryentity3306 Місяць тому +393

    "I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭

  • @lexymartin6841
    @lexymartin6841 22 дні тому +2

    I love how worried he was with every injury.

  • @priscillaippy
    @priscillaippy 28 днів тому +1

    This whole video was everything i didn’t know I needed

  • @SuperYellowcats
    @SuperYellowcats Місяць тому +234

    I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL

  • @rylandmarchetti9215
    @rylandmarchetti9215 Місяць тому +552

    As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 Місяць тому +53

      Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 Місяць тому +44

      There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

    • @Slashycent
      @Slashycent Місяць тому +49

      I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom.
      Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 Місяць тому +29

      ​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

    • @MsLisa1114
      @MsLisa1114 Місяць тому +2

      Thanks didn't know this❤

  • @brenna1425
    @brenna1425 27 днів тому +4

    15:29 “this is like a Gatorade commercial” LMAAO MIKE

  • @elrehugo
    @elrehugo 24 дні тому +3

    I am a huge Twilight fan and I had a great chuckle now! Thanks Dr Mike.

  • @brittanyg533
    @brittanyg533 Місяць тому +289

    To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.

    • @MamaMoonHigurashi2023
      @MamaMoonHigurashi2023 28 днів тому

      The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

    • @barborajezkova8393
      @barborajezkova8393 28 днів тому +4

      since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lets.get.intoit.
      @lets.get.intoit. 26 днів тому +10

      Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

  • @LeraShoxx
    @LeraShoxx Місяць тому +235

    "Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂

  • @JessyIsSoFly91
    @JessyIsSoFly91 26 днів тому +3

    This entire video was just amazing! What a fun ride 🤣

  • @jordynsparling1630
    @jordynsparling1630 28 днів тому +1

    this is literally something ive been waiting forrrr

  • @shelbswashere
    @shelbswashere Місяць тому +240

    “he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying

  • @The_Catnip
    @The_Catnip 29 днів тому +137

    "Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!"
    I am dying 🤣

  • @animemaniacify
    @animemaniacify 27 днів тому +3

    I never knew I needed this video so badly.

  • @slythexrin
    @slythexrin 14 днів тому +2

    "is he eating the baby?"
    I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP

  • @suzie_do_you_copy
    @suzie_do_you_copy Місяць тому +216

    You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.

    • @LeahB31
      @LeahB31 29 днів тому +3

      I covered the screen with my hand.

    • @galllowglass
      @galllowglass 29 днів тому +8

      I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 29 днів тому

      You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

    • @tarysunshine3878
      @tarysunshine3878 29 днів тому +3

      My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

  • @shellyoss8754
    @shellyoss8754 Місяць тому +175

    The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣

  • @karenlieberman123
    @karenlieberman123 20 днів тому +2

    Dude you’re one of my favorite UA-camrs! Can you react to injuries actors/stunt doubles had while making movies next?

  • @CamillaZahn
    @CamillaZahn 18 днів тому

    Thank you for this, I’ll be watching it everyday now 😅

  • @Nikki_g87
    @Nikki_g87 Місяць тому +140

    “Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby

  • @NickZephyr
    @NickZephyr Місяць тому +159

    The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣

    • @Lavenrius
      @Lavenrius Місяць тому +3

      Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

    • @lauryn5350
      @lauryn5350 Місяць тому +3

      I woke my mom 😂

  • @amandagould2596
    @amandagould2596 28 днів тому +3

    This video was hilarious!! Some great commentary here 😂

  • @sethmiller6128
    @sethmiller6128 26 днів тому

    Thank you for helping destract me from my pain

  • @nolegirl4god
    @nolegirl4god 29 днів тому +247

    You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻
    "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.

    • @geisyanejc
      @geisyanejc 27 днів тому +14

      actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

  • @poprostuja8223
    @poprostuja8223 Місяць тому +149

    I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 27 днів тому +2

      He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

  • @RockiinChick11
    @RockiinChick11 6 днів тому

    This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs Dr.Mike!

  • @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt
    @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt 13 днів тому

    You were reccomended to me by a customer service agent I was on the phone with.
    This is the first video I have seen by you.
    OMG, you're HILARIOUS! Thanks! 😂

  • @ebbsnori
    @ebbsnori Місяць тому +123

    "Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂

  • @StarRoseDragon5
    @StarRoseDragon5 Місяць тому +207

    To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Місяць тому +10

      I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Місяць тому +3

      i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

    • @StarRoseDragon5
      @StarRoseDragon5 Місяць тому +2

      @@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Місяць тому

      @@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

  • @luziel3071
    @luziel3071 28 днів тому +3

    “ THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE MEDICINE” I died😂

  • @fernandabrites453
    @fernandabrites453 25 днів тому +4

    14:18 Why nobody is asking for”Doctor reacts to Quentin Tarantino”? That would be awesome

  • @tiggynv214
    @tiggynv214 Місяць тому +216

    Don’t forget the mental impact of Edward constantly gaslighting Bella, that’ll do some damage too

    • @ariagrace1857
      @ariagrace1857 Місяць тому +9

      In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad

    • @elysecatmull3404
      @elysecatmull3404 Місяць тому +3

      @@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 Місяць тому +6

      Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.

  • @Randie89
    @Randie89 Місяць тому +149

    5:27
    A papercut, the tree's last revenge.

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 днів тому +1

      My paper cuts never bleed.

    • @Awidferd
      @Awidferd 27 днів тому +1

      that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

  • @SunshineDoodle
    @SunshineDoodle 27 днів тому +1

    Doctor Mike, I adore you enough to suffer through watching this much of Twilight just so I can still support your channel.

  • @Khandiee
    @Khandiee 28 днів тому +1

    I love that you did this 😂😍

  • @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
    @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse Місяць тому +513

    6:23
    Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts.
    Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella.
    About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'

    • @orcaletta
      @orcaletta Місяць тому

      immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

    • @KitKat-kc3sq
      @KitKat-kc3sq Місяць тому +115

      Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

    • @Eggette
      @Eggette Місяць тому +44

      To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

    • @sametheus
      @sametheus Місяць тому +61

      not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

    • @tjohns25
      @tjohns25 Місяць тому +35

      ​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

  • @destinygraciani3050
    @destinygraciani3050 Місяць тому +30

    Non doctors - “oh her knee!”
    Dr. Mike - “oh her patella!”
    😂😂

  • @TYCT777
    @TYCT777 29 днів тому +1

    HILARIOUS!!!! Best thing I have watched in weeks!!!! 😂

  • @oliviarosebeck
    @oliviarosebeck День тому

    omg the video I didn’t know I needed

  • @treepotato9273
    @treepotato9273 Місяць тому +52

    her being in shock for the entire series would explain a lot tbf

  • @jessicalowe3573
    @jessicalowe3573 Місяць тому +55

    Mike's ignorance of the world of Twilight makes this 1000% funnier😂😂😂

  • @bella96000
    @bella96000 27 днів тому +2

    9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.

  • @Verovero112
    @Verovero112 26 днів тому

    I’m obsessed this is my favorite video ever. I love twilight. And I love dr mikeeee

  • @screamingchameleon
    @screamingchameleon Місяць тому +185

    Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡

    • @hanners4895
      @hanners4895 Місяць тому +4

      I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

  • @edweefication
    @edweefication Місяць тому +301

    Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes.
    In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.

    • @lottejuulke79
      @lottejuulke79 Місяць тому +54

      Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

    • @edweefication
      @edweefication Місяць тому +6

      @@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

    • @alatielinara
      @alatielinara Місяць тому +1

      He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal

  • @Vicknadhard
    @Vicknadhard 14 днів тому

    WoW 1000% thanks for the laughs !

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Місяць тому +184

    Imagine trying to hid your identity as a vampire by looking like a vampire lord. 1:18 😂😂