Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 is.....DIABOLICAL
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Bella dreaming she had sex and waking up crying cause she didn’t is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen and nothing managed to top it off ever since this movie was released
me honestly 😞😂
RELATABLE
unfortunately this was bella swan's peak of being a relatable protag for me
@@bosses9820 I was JUST about to shamelessly come & say the same thing 👀💀😂
@@biggestastiest for real 😂🤐 in total agreance lol
Renaynay’s existence is literally another reason why this should be a horror movie
renaynay is so funny
watch me whip, watch me renaenae
You comment imply this movie isn't absolute horror
Reneslay
Thank you everyone 👏👏 great thread. Good stuff. Awesome.
“Don’t have sex, you will get pregnant and die.” -Mean Girls
But oh boy, did Stephanie Meyer take that one to heart!
It’s the Mormonism lol
Oh yeah isn't she incredibly "pro-life" and anti-sex-outside-marriage and all that? It shows.
@@mxmagpie7037 yes
It drives me up the wall because Resume is growing at an accelerated rate all they needed to do was have a nice calm C-section like 2 months in. She would have been FINE as a preemie and Carlisle would have had no problem borrowing an incubator. Bella literally only would have needed to be pregnant for 2 months or less that's IDEAL. Then Rosalie could sit there and stare through the incubator like a freak until her niece is done cooking. It would have been great!
@@KaylaNoelle1 then they wouldn't be able to do the whole "YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER??" part.
Bella snapping her spine when going into labor is still the funniest movie scene in existence. If adults want teenagers to use protection, show them that scene.
That baby had it OUT for her
"Bella's about to go into SLAYBOUR" had me weak
You writing it down made me weaker 😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
I was EATING. This man is diabolical.
You can tell that “diabolical” was on Mike’s word of the day calendar today
he filled that quota 10 times over 💀💀💀
In the Glee deep dive it was definitely “feral” 😂
@@elianah9610 for pll it was "menace" 😭
@@fresa9720 don't forget 'crusty' 😭
last videos was “feral” i literally laughed every time
my toxic trait was fully believing Renesmee was a cute name and even putting it on my list of future baby names... I should be locked up for my crimes against humanity and I would like to formally apologise to the world for this display of my misguided morals
Don't sweat it, babes. I, on the other hand, still believe it's a cute name.
@@pearlngozi2818 -jail 😭✋🏼
@@pearlngozi2818 we all have toxic traits hahah
@@kpkp3321 Naur
I fr thought it was like a vintage name or smth
The babie’s name should have been CARLIE. Charlie and Carlisle, two characters that ACTUALLY MATTERED TO ANY OF THE PLOT.
And it sounds so much nicer! Carli Renee Esme Cullen might be a bit long and clunky but still better than Renesmee
If I remember correctly, they named her Renesmee Carlie Cullen. I feel like she would’ve MUCH preferred going by Carlie than Renesmee or Nessie.
Or if she had to do two Mum's names, make the name Remi (usually a boys name iirc, but it works) and Carli works, yes! Or hm, Charlize ? 👀 Is that too far away from Charlie and Carlisle?
Im team Charlie I want a movie focused on him: a small town police chief finding out his bestie is a werewolf and the town doctor is a vampire. That’s all I need
sounds like a gay romcom I'm in
@@vito-kq1lf YESSSSSS
Tell me I'm not the only one that shipped Charlie x Carlisle 😭
That's just good shit.
Oh I’m sure there’s a fan fic out there for ya 😏
i’ve recently discovered that in the monster high universe instead of ladies and gentlemen people say slaydies and gentlemonsters and i think mike should incorporate that into his daily vocabulary
SLAYDIES
im dying at slaydies i cant-
Wait for real? 💀
Oh MY GOD
Monster High Wins Again.
Reading the birth scene gave me nightmares so I can tell you for a fact that the reason Edward is biting her stomach is because the placenta is basically vampire skin (which is described as being as hard as diamonds) and the only thing that can break it is vampire/werewolf teeth so he has to bite through it in order to get Rasputin out. Stephanie Myers needs to pay for my therapy x
Rasputin lmfao 💀
Not Rasputin 💀 😂😂😂😂
I have to give ms meyer snaps for making me dry heave just from reading words.
RASPUTIN IM SCREAMING
It's the amniotic sac. The placenta is separate, does not surround the baby, and you have to "birth" it AFTER birthing the baby.
I never get bored of telling people that Edward gives Bella a c-section with his mouth -- he EATS a baby out of her, and the whole love triangle was because Jacob was confusing his UNDYING LOVE for an unborn child for its mother, Bella. Iconic.
Not iconic...
DIABOLICAL! Jail! Polees!
jail, hun
Oh god I forgot about the Jacob falling in love with the baby bit. The implications...
And we all just accepted a grown ass vampire man being in love with a baby as a happy ending???
@@psychomaia i think you meant werewolf, but at least you got the spirit hun
can’t believe mike missed the opportunity to say bloody mary when talking about blood cocktails
i was talking to the screen
@@emmabobemma5 I was YELLING at the screen hahaha
It was too obvious bestie xx
@@mikesmic he said you basic hannah
bella's middle name is mary too
I will never understand why they had Bella *drink* blood when they could have just given her a blood transfusion. Carlisle needs his doctor license revoked ASAP.
Can you get nutrition from a transfusion though? The whole reason they had her drink blood was she couldn't eat anything and was starting to become malnourished because renaissance was stealing everything from her body lol.
She liked the taste!!! 😂😂😂
Yeah and the baby needed to feed so it was a direct way (i just thought of a whole biological explanasion until I remebered its fiction LOL)
Because it might not be compatible with her blood and she can die. Eating it filters it out and can pass thru the placenta to the actual blood sucking thing in her
Yep in the book they decided drinking would be fastest. Pretty sure it isn't the fastest method from like a medical standpoint but that was their logic
okay i can explain the rancid naming of anti-abortion baby! basically in the mormon church, there’s a ceremony where you announce your new baby’s name in front of everyone and it’s a super big deal. well when there’s so much emphasis on your baby’s name, they start trying to one up each other in uniqueness (but also confirming to mormon naming conventions). that’s how we get a trillion different ways to spell kaylee/kayleigh/kayley/ ect.. then girls start to pick baby names as kids and feeling betrayed when your friend steals YOUR name! so names get weird and made-up. if you have time you should definitely look up mormon naming trends.
anyways ms. author mam stephanie is mormon.
whats even better is her name is spelled differently too lmaooo "stephenie" with an e is VERY unique lollll
Hm interesting. From my perspective it’s pretty similar to baby baptisms elsewhere? I didn’t ever connect any competition to it, but I also don’t live in Utah
I don't get why this is so scathing when this "hot take" is really just describing the kind of things that most Christian white people do. Other religions might christen babies, where Mormons have a similar deal but they just do baby blessings instead of baptisms, since they believe children don't need to be baptized until later. As for the naming conventions, it can sometimes be borne of one-upmanship, sure, but it's probably more likely that they just want to feel like their child is special & unique & precious, which is the primary reason for anyone to give their child a weird ass name.
Source: I grew up amongst tons of traditional conservative religious white people including Mormons
@@dommiesgrl yea i agree with like all of that lol what i commented was just off the top of my head what i could remember reading about. there’s tons of articles and posts on various social media websites (twitter and tumblr mostly) with first hand accounts from ex mormons that i read at some point. i grew up southern baptist in mississippi and we all picked out our baby names in elementary school for fun so that aspect isn’t unique to mormons but i think the intensity is. they usually have pretty big families and there are only so many names to go around. of course everyone believes their baby is unique and special and they want their name to reflect that. that gets hard when you’ve got a handful of sisters plus cousins plus maybe your aunts if they’re still having babies. so of course names start getting weird!
about the naming ceremony! for christians, a baby’s baptism is just them telling everyone “hey we’re gonna raise this baby *whatever denomination/flavor they are*” plus it’s seen as a blessing so that’s nice. with the mormon naming ceremony, they’re announcing their baby’s holy(?) name. i’m not sure how to word it properly but it’s kinda like their god given name. so there is much more emphasis on the name. the revealing of the name turns into a big deal once you factor in that a lot of the time, this is probably a rare change to be in the spotlight for these women.
to tie it back to twilight lol bella kinda has a spotlight moment when she reveals her baby’s name! it’s not a whole ceremony but stephanie gives a lot of attention and explanation to the name renesme
That's really interesting, thanks for explaining!
Everything makes SO much more sense when you know SMeyer is LDS. Immediate marriage. Immediate children. Giving the children bizarre names. The vampires might as well have drank diet coke with coffee creamer instead of blood.
I need to know what the Diet Coke with coffee creamer means I'm horrified
@@Amsayy it’s a drink called dirty soda
that just sounds like a janky Italian soda
What's LDS
@@0denku0 Mormons
Michelangelo talking shit about the ocean while wearing a nautical sweater is truly the peak definition of this channel
Wait until he finds out he lives on an island..
@@maren03 Australia’s a continent, not an island (and the ocean is the least of your worries)
@@hannahnicole2380 I mean it is kind of an island...
@@hannahnicole2380 it's both, islands and continents are social constructs anyway, people classify it as an island too
@@hannahnicole2380 but australia the continent is made up of many island countries like australia, new zealand etc.
the way i fell for the chess bit so genuinely. i thought bella and edward’s chess rivalry was some side plot i had completely missed
That’s actually in the book too 😂 every time she wants to have sex he forces her to play chess 😂
@@speeeee35 i keep forgetting there were books...
Why am I now invested in this story? Canon or not, it kind of volcanically and tectonically topped the charts.
@@speeeee35 omg yes lmao this whole plot being sex deprivation for a bit i cant
I think it was Dominic Noble who said that Meyer is accidentally a great horror writer. This whole pregnancy/birthing business is emblematic of that
I still love how Mike says "naur" on top of his already Australian accent
Can't believe he didn't comment on the scene where Charlie says "you need something old at your wedding, besides your mother" like that was such an unexpected shot from my introverted king.
Charlie chose violence 🤠
the funny part is that edward is older than her mum. like how much older do you want
Idk why but I can’t get over the fact that it was Jacobs idea that Bella needed blood not Dr Carlisle.
it was ironic if i remember
he was in his head going like "omg we should give blood to this baby monster or whatever" and Eddie caught onto that and went full lets make it happen
Above comment is correct, the cullens were talking about how normal food wasn't sustaining bella/the baby so her body was deteriorating, and it was just a snarky thought of Jacob's along the lines of "food's probably not working bc it's a bloodthirsty monster"
Sincerely,
Regrettably former twilight series Stan 😅
Hi yes I need everyone to know that this pregnancy lasted literally 2 weeks. Bella knew she was pregnant for 10 days and if that isn’t diabolical I don’t know what is
I can distinctly remember that in the books, the reason why Edward had to bite Bella’s stomach/vag apart is because the vampire baby had an extra strong vampire amniotic sac that wasn’t going to break unless Edward literally broke it with his vampire teeth.
Wtf was going through Stephanie Meyer’s head?
This is true however it has nothing to do with either the stomach or the vag 😅
Absolutely not.
hey bestie, to humbly explain the rancid C-section via biting - the like, baby sac (?) that a baby comes in inside the womb, was actually made of vampire skin and so the scalpel couldn’t go through it, and as we’ve learned via James and Vicky’s death, the only things strong enough to pierce vamp skin is vamp teeth. Hence Eddie biting his way through the sac to get the baby out 💅🏻
ty for that humble explanation - i, too, was confused but now i can live happily with an understanding about that rancid af c-section
iz called an amniotic sac luv xx
VICKY AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The baby sac you are referring to is indeed called the placenta lmao
@@rosyreverie the placenta is basically the human version of egg yolk. It does not encase the fetus. It's what's called the afterbirth in animals.
The baby sac is called the amniotic sac and is what naturally ruptures when the water breaks. It contains the fetus, the "water", and some other shit. It's like the outer membrane of an egg. (ETA) The placenta lies outside of the amniotic sac and covers parts of it (limited space and all), but does not encase it. It kinda resembles a spleen (which again resembles a wet bag of oatmeal) and is connected to the uterine lining.
this movie truly traumatized me as a child into never wanting to have kids
Congrats!
Yeah bro and the fact that I watched it when I was 13 cuz my friend told me that she watchs twilight with her mum all the time and that it's one of their favourite movies or smth (made me think it was pg13). Miss girl how tf do you watch TWILIGHT WITH YOUR MUM!? specially this one with the honeymoon stuff!?
Congrats on saving that money and all the free time ✨💅
Good, no one talks about how grotesque and awful it actually is :D
That’s sad.
Mike: “I don’t do boats.”
Also Mike: *wears sweater with sailboat*
i cant with the fact bella told edward she needed a few minutes before going out to swim with him in the ocean.. and she just straight up showers, shaves, brushes her teeth, considers lingerie like... that would take me 2 hours
when the world needed him most, he returned
Every twilight movie is a core memory in my life. I remember exactly where I was when I watched all of them
Scarily same. I didn’t even realize it until I read this
Same, I can remember each time my friend would invite me to watch with her. They're so impressioned into my mind
Bruh one of my Twilight core memories when Eclipse came out and I was so young at the time I didn't know how to pronounce "saga" and I was at the movie theatre said out loud to my mum "it's the twilight 'say-ga'!!" And my mum responds "...um, it's 'sah-gah'" when I tell you my soul left my body.... It was the confidence in which I said "say-ga" in front of everybody that still haunts me to this day.....
Watched it with my grandpa in the theatre, core trauma
i snorted so loud 😭😭😭
Mike calling Bella's dress a chrome sink makes zero sense but also perfect sense.
my fav scene of this DIABOLICAL movie didn’t make it into the final cut and it was rosalie giving jacob food in a dog bowl. now that raises a question i’ve never had before: can werewolfs have a puppy play kink?
stop 💀
It's been a year but yeah no let's explore this
Bella literally said no to the proposal the first like 10 times LMAO she wasn't excited babe she is a child of divorce PAY ATTENTION TO THE LOOOORE
Mike is a wordsmith. Edward biting Bella = “Okay, PIRANHA.” 😂
Her getting pregnant instantly is hilarious to me 💀 like they just couldn’t wait they had to get it done cuz there wasn’t any other plot line
The imprinting is super creepy idk how someone wrote that
Also she looks terrifying while pregnant, this movie probably contributed to many having tokophobia
Right??? Its so weird. Initially they kept Jacob's character because they liked him but by the end of it to appease fans she gave Jacob Bella's daughter as a consolation prize so neither teams from the love triangle would be too mad????? Truly DIABOLICAL
‘at least then I’ll be able to k-word ed-word’ 8:13
Every “Naur” that Mike drops makes me laugh so hard
The way he got the spelling of it so instinctively Brava my man Brava
Mike drops
Fun fact: This movie, including the entire birthing scene, was released in Quebec with a PG rating. Which means that literally anyone, including young kids, could see it. So yeah.
DIABOLICAL
are the kids in quebec okay???
Same in Indonesia, I was 14, with my entire family, watching this in the freaking cinema. Mind you my siblings were like 10 & 12. THE WORST PICK YOU COULD EVER HAVE TO WATCH WITH YOUR PARENTS.
the kids in quebec are not okay
wasn't this a general worldwide thing? i'm from europe and me and my friends were literally 12 when we went to the cinema to see it lmao
bestie, speaking of Lost. I'd sell my soul for an unhinged recap of THAT iconic rollercoaster of a show xxxx
i would also sell my soul this NEEDS TO HAPPEN xxx
Extra horror dlc about that birth and Edward biting Bella open:
Bella is like the only person that ever ""lived"" through it bc the Cullens worked so hard for it. Every other half vampire ATE IT'S WAY OUT OF THE MOTHER. Since vampire teeth are the only thing to break the amniotic sac and all. I repeat, if not for Edward stepping up, the BABY would have EATEN IT'S WAY OUT OF BELLA.
I still don't understand the CGI baby till this day. They also originally planned for it to be an animatronic doll... "chuckneseme"...
Renescheese
Dr: chucknesme isn't real, she can't hurt you
Chucknesme:
i suppose they were on a tight schedule and since they only decided against the hideous doll baby last minute they had to just deepfake the baby's face 😂
Her look only gets worse as she's supposed to grow super fast so deepfaking the same actress (
@@apet6752 You know what they could've done lmao...they could've just got a baby for a couple of seconds for a scene without all of this nonsense XD.
@@HoDoBoDo yeah i honestly don't know why they didn't. How did they decide a robot doll was gonna be better in the first place that's clown behavior
no because literally one time i watched this movie and once she broke her back i got so queasy that i felt like i was gonna vomit so i went to the bathroom and then i passed out and hit my head on the tile floor and i was mildly concussed for a week
No this is valid this is the only logical reaction to that scene it was absolutely cursed
literally same??? the crack sound made me so nauseous that i left for the bathroom & ended up passing out into the stall door and onto the tile floor
now i have a fake tooth lol
all bc that scene horrified me so much
Fun fact: Renesmay was supposed to be an animatronic, but was so scary looking that they chose to use CGI
I was like 13 when I read the twilight series, and “Renesmee” is what made me put the book down and never pick them up again. After everything, that’s the thing that convinced me the books were ridiculous.
Fact: Jacob narrates the birthing in the book and it’s glorious.
It was pure writing genius bravo Stephanie well done on that one I'll give ya that
What is his narration like?
@@ForeverFashionGirl21 very moody (he literally says things like “life sucks and then you die”) and angst. Lots of bitching about the Cullens and yes, the telepathic wolf conversations are there too.
The last person that should be narrating that baby’s birth 🤣
@@beebeevids6851 Bella narrates everything else but considering she kinda does in childbirth, it makes sense to switch here. But they couldn’t have gotten one of the Cullens?
imagine if he did an Unhinged Recap of Riverdale…. it would never end…. but i would love it
this comment needs more likes if he doesnt do this i will kms
I NEED IT
PLS THAT WOULD BE SO CHAOTIC
I don't think his sanity would be able to stand it.
@@shadowldrago he got through both glee and pll he can def handle Riverdale lol
Cannot believe you left out the part where Edward tells Jacob he has to convince Bella to abort the baby and have a child with him instead. Which would've made him imprint on his own daughter. DIABOLICAL
I agree that this movie is absolutely diabolical and yet as a teenager I was unhealthily obsessed with her yassification scene. The moment she opens her eyes and they are blood red and its the last scene of the movie. Iconic dare I say
I honestly believe the only reason anyone gave into Bella's GOD-AWFUL baby names was because they felt bad for her. If I was Edward, I would have vetoed those names SO QUICK.
Everytime this movie is mentioned i think back to when i was a little kid watching this with my older sister and she skipped over all the adult parts and when I asked why the bed was suddenly broken she was all like "uhm yeah they were just like kissing normally and then suddenly the bed broke" and I believed her💀💀 and it was only years later that I found out what actually happened
Shout-out to your sister for quick thinking 😂
12:00 "Bella's about to go into slaybour" is a top 10 most iconic Mike's Mic sentence
4:58 IT WOULD BE PERFECT
you are so right
I feel 100% validated by this video because so many people think other movies in the Twilight Saga are the worst. Breaking Dawn Part 1 is SO boring and awful. It's criminal! Thank you, Mike, for being the voice of reason and pop culture to unite the girlies with FACTS.
it’s literally my favorite twilight movie i love it so much
@@jocelynschneider4172 Exactly it's literally comedy cold
The worse crime indeed is being boring
@@jocelynschneider4172 it is the scariest movie i know 💀
And when the world needed him most, he factually and contractually spoke of Twilight
I’ve always wondered how Edward extracted his venom into that syringe. Did he do it the way they extract snake venom? This keeps me up at night
I vote yes, same as snakes, because a vampire carefully biting into a rubber membrane stretched over the top of a jar is too funny to pass up. Especially if he has to massage his cheeks to encourage venom flow.
sounds kinda cool ngl
8:40 bring the company down from the inside 😂😂
Mr. Mike slaying yet again with that sweater, his hair & the MIC?! Truly a showstopper
I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but Mike’s Mike featuring Mike has been giving girl boss slay energy lately! Glee, twilight, just giving everything
He's literally slaying all day
Eat sleep slay repeat
9:43 I LOST IT AT THE ALDC PYRAMID BAHAHAHAH
when are we getting an appropriately unhinged recap of LOST?? i literally NEED it to BREATHE omg
YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN it would make my life complete
I need someone to edit Gemma Collins voice over the scene where Bella realise she’s pregnant. “I’m 100%pregnant, I know it. I CAN FEEL IT IN ME!”
I’m so glad the twilight besties are back loca 🤪😌
i always forget this line exists and then when im reminded of it again i SCREAM
These past few days this line lived rent free in my brain 😭😭😭with Mike's voice to be precise
15:04 😂😂😂 OMG. I am cackling😂
Ok but why didn't they just give her a blood transfusion they really made her drink a bloodtini 💀
The microphone stole the show. This is truly Mic's Mike
When I was about 10-11 I went to see this in theaters with my mom and sister. When the birth scene came on, I literally had to sit outside because I started feel so sick during it. I straight up sat outside the door with a bag incase I puked
I’m currently 21 and still can’t watch it
Ok Mike during the movie in New Moon
This is my comfort video.
i am #teamjacob and let me elaborate: i just really couldnt vibe with edward/bella scenes because they felt like misguided "romance" (him watching her sleep, stalking her, etc.) but i felt really comfy with jacob and his family. (minus all those weird ass lines he got later down the road) they were all so sweet and affectionate towards eachother and bella herself had a SINGLE laugh throughout the whole movie series and it was because of jacobs joke. i feel like the jacob and edward teams just have a different preference as to what they consider a good relationship. with edward im going to assume the elite, rich and mysterious is what attracts them - and with jacob its more of this comfy big family and traditions.
Absolutely agree
This movie traumatized the little me with the birthing scene... Like babes u were a teen romance movie why the goreee??? but now I appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Breaking Dawn Part 1.
Luv u Mic
How do you know whenever I’m re-watching your videos?? I swear. Every TIME.
it’s like he could *tell* i’ve watched the glee breakdown 10 times already
I just rewatched all his twilight videos yesterday 😂😂😂😂😂
literally just watched the other two twilight recaps yesterslay
14:43 "And Bella has like FUCKING logged out of life 🤠👍"
i love that the lighting dims as the video wraps up. very cinematic, very classy touch on another masterpiece.
My 7th birthday party was Twilight themed and I went to see this with my whole family in theaters. Fun stuff
Omg i watched it with my aunt in theaters as a birthday present 💀
SEVENTH?!?! 💀💀💀
@@hanlitwin traumatized
I can only imagine the car ride back 💀😅
pffffffff
The Volturi is just after Bella and Edwards baby because they couldn’t handle the uncanny valley
I made the mistake of watching this on my lunch break on the ONE day i'm in office and i'm laughing so hard in this quiet ass room filled with people working diligently SLAY
"it was giving musical theatre NYADA audition with a side of Liza Minnelli impersonator?" the fact that I was able to follow this completely
An unhinged breakdown of Lost from you would be incredible, you're an icon.
Pleaase
Mike really came through with this, what an icon
I think the funniest thing from it was Bella deciding "Ah yes for breaky lets have fried chicken! No sides just straight chicken"😂😂😂
15:48 There needs to be an edit of this with Rain on Me in the background.
“Bella’s about to go into slaybor” omg I screamed 😂
for those of you who don’t know already. mike has a mic, and his name is most definitely mike
naur im gonna need proof ab this... where are the receipts
Finally! Someone who gets that his name is short! for! Micycle! and that he is in! posession! of! a! microwave!
But is it factually, contractually, and legally Mike? Unclear…..
Mike’s Mic: 7:03
Mike’s sweater: 👁👄👁
Mike: I hate the ocean
Also Mike: wearing a knitted sailboat top
i’ve never read a twilight book or watched a twilight movie and i know very little about the franchise but i’m incredibly invested in this video series. thank you for the content michael’s microphone
Your ability to sound like a teenage girl on 2015 Tumblr is truly impressive. I can both understand what you're saying and understand nothing. Although that may be partly due to this movie just not being good.
Re: someone wearing bellas wedding dress at the camp met ball - I would love it if they had someone show up in the final wedding dress, walk up the stairs, then do a staircase transformation into the dress from her nightmare where she killed everyone and the dress is covered in blood. ART!
ever since he stopped the end screen song I have felt a void in my soul that will never be filled again..
I read like the first 2/3 books and wasn't that into it, my friend however was literally OBSESSED with Twilight and when this movie came out she dragged me to the cinema to watch it at the age of like 13 I wanna say. I was thinking 'ah I'm not really into it myself but I'm here to support my bestie's interests ✌️☺️✨' had absolutely NO idea what I was in for. That birth scene traumatised me still to this day.
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE MISSED THE OPORTUNITY TO SAY SHE'S SIPPING A BLOODY MARY
I would give anything for the LOST video after Glee wraps, but we all know that a LOST video might be the one to do mike in
14:31 I remember this: supposedly zze bebe hardened Bella's uterus into a consistency similar to vampire flesh, which is famously hard as stone and can only be cut by vampire teeth. So, those nasty sounds are from Edward actually breaking into the uterus.
So when she touches him it's like touching a cold stone statue?
Mike you're absolutely maniacal and diabolical for that Alice-hair NYADA audition Glee reference/line. Too criminally good
so good that people probably missed it and i hate that for them
I've somehow managed to have never seen a single twilight movie, yet I am thoroughly enjoying these videos. Maybe I'll have to just throw myself into a twilight marathon one day lol
It is a must and also something you will fully regret😂
do it pls it's an experience
it's all downhill from there, speaking as someone who watched the movies as a joke and now runs a twilight side blog on Tumblr 💀
It's a part of the human experience I think
So my name is Renée and when these movied were coming out 12 y/o me was so happy to see a character also named Renée in the most popular series of the times.... imagine my dismay...........
found this channel a few days ago b/c of the LEGENDARY PLL videos and I'm hooked! The way your videos are singlehandedly calming my finals season anxiety and teaching my new terminology is iconic.
bestie, the timing is once again immaculate. I NEEDED this, thank you for your service once again
I’ll NEVER forget my experience watching both breaking dawn parts in theater like seriously first life altering moments
The way u so nonchalantly said “slaybor” really got me
Favorite person in the world is Mike. I love this guy he’s so entertaining