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Episode 744 - People Who Died (6/26/23)
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The boys look at the Wagner Group failed(?) coup(??) of Russia(???) over the weekend(????). Then, some more on the submarine disaster, RFK Jr. and the people who believe current events as a factor of time’s linear progression are, in general, a “psyop”.
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The important thing at the end of the day regarding the failed coup by the Wagner Group is that everybody had fun.
Everybody got ice cream after the game, so everyone wins
We wish them well
@@BigHomieGayAss1917they got hotdogs
Especially those Ka-50 pilots :)
"Sellin Hot Dogs" always meant hangin dong to me, and that is how I choose to picture him, riding a tank at the front of a mercenary army just flappin dong in the wind.
Sellin hotdogs to the left of me collectin wood to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.
You got a license to sell hot dogs Chico man?
That’s code for being a giggalo unless you literally work at a ballpark or have a stand in New York
I’m surprised RM brown hasn’t gotten a hold of the Trump moan.
He is too busy playing a crystal flute
@@lukemadrid5711THAT'S IN THE BIBLE
Wtf is it from? Good lord.
I love RMs drops, but this might be a bit much, even for him.
it pairs well with yoko.... but yikes....yeah too much 🤢
In Russia, being a hot dog vendor is a cliche way of saying you're a money launderer. That guy is a career criminal
In modern day Russia, criminal are YOU!
Dude would still be in a gulag if the Soviets hadn't collapsed. A LITERAL example of the inmates running the prison, which so perfectly encapsulates modern-day Russia.
Kamala: 'Do not come, do not come...'
Donald: IM GONNA COOOO999M
RIP Hotdog man, you were a man in the wrong place and the wrong time. "Coup d'etat by a hotdog salesman" is something that really should've happened in America under Trump
29:50 wow, felix are you SERIOUS?? “go to a hotel”?? easy for you to say as a podcaster. how about, 127 hours can’t “go to hotel” cause he’s trapped in a rock ok? revanant can’t just “go to hotel” a bear can still eat you in the hotel if he finds you in there. that’s a yikes for me fam
Why come 127 hours can't just carry the rock to hotel? Duhhhh
Why didn’t he just not fall off his bike?? Idiot
The trumpgasm was too much. Thank you for permanently scarring me, Mr Chapo
James Cameron making fun othe titanic sub because he's also a rich guy who also does submarine diving but his submarines actually work
"His name is James Cameron, the greatest pioneer!
No budget to steep, no sea to deep!
Who's that? That's him! James Cameron!"
That Futurama clip was PERFECT. Exactly what came to mind 😅
uh excuse me mr chapo, sherri tenpenny was brought up before in an earlier episode with seeking deragenements and Felix made the same joke about the villain from GTA, who do i speak to about this embarassing bungle
If only Prighozin had been able to get his hands on a Metal Gear. The whole affair might’ve turned out different.
On top of everything else oceangate got their 500k ppp loan forgiven. Also holy shit matt is a downer in this episode
Matt’s doing the lord’s work, he’s the last prophet
He keeps his real opinions to himself imo not much to discuss lol “we’re hosed”
The Pakistani Billionaire in the submarine owned assets in Pakistan oil industry and chemicals like Fertilizers.
Pakistan's economy is similar to Egypt with few billionaires own everything and live abroad like the UK
How is that different from anywhere on earth? In the US they just live in California or Texas occasionally.
Circling back around to say that Matt's 30 years war Wallenstein comparison becomes far more prescient after the hotdog plane crash
52:28 first rule of doom prophesying is that you don't give hard deadlines
35:38 i saw an amazing reply on a post asking why his voice is like that from one of elon's smoothbrained blue checks, where he said (with total belief and sincerity) that RFK got his fucked up voice from a vaccine injury 😂 twitter is getting so out of hand
News story: Man hit by car, dies
The internet: Another victim of the Clot Shot
@@doctorbarber1 the kook internet: oh, did another "current thing" happen? 🥴
The only real hotdog man is 3x Stanley Cup Champion Phil Kessel
Go to Montreal, the ghost of Guy LaFleur wants to show you something
Matt is right - RFK's relevancy and clout in our politics reflects the sort of existential angst of the current moment we're in. With RFK, here you have a kook who is emblematic of the warranted distrust and frustration with our institutions; of the politics that has failed everyday, working people. As with someone like Trump, nobody like RFK gains traction unless there's profound systemic deterioration, brought on by decades of neglect by the status quo, whom we had entrusted with the duty to responsibly meet the material needs of those they were put into position to serve.
An additionally dark thing about RFK's candidacy is that he's also a victim of this too - growing up in a disgusting and disfigured political family dynasty that, even though has always acted above the law in it's wealth & privilege, also has bore consequences of gross excess that has resulted in tragedy. On top of Kennedy scandal after scandal, his father's and uncle's murders at such a young age couldn't have been good for him. I view RFK Jr. as representative of the ultimate politics of paranoia and the desperate search for diminished meaning America is facing. A clamoring to make sense of things.
And every fucking iota of it is richly deserved..
@@joshuamarx8209 - What are you referring to, specifically?
The part about the Kennedy's bullshit blowing back on them..
@@joshuamarx8209 - I would agree, however it was not the main point. The main point was how RFK Jr. reflects the times so much, that it also applies to himself.
He still believes in capitalism to solve all our problems tho despite everything
Putin started talking about love of country and values and all he got back was that mercenary stare.
same kind of deal as steve segal, who ate a bunch of potatochips without chewing once, and he from then on feared to take a shit, the voice and his general aversion to not sitting down, the whole character arc is explained by one singular event, havent you ever wondered why his voice sounds like he is holding in a big turd? and why rfk sounds like he both ate a bottle of hot sauce and took his first bong hit without any water what so ever including the ashes? now you know
highlight of listening to rfk jr speak is when he’ll pause and clear his throat, and you’re like “oh thank god… [he starts talking again] …wait wtf??”
"Well equipped airsoft team" 😂
I’m so happy Felix made that san andreas reference
I had to stop myself cheering out loud in public like a moron when he dropped that.
A "russian" is a type of sausage here in South Africa, hot dog salesman coup seems kinda poetic
Been saying it for years, lukashenko is the greatest world leader.
Boring
Not the Trump sample
See c
Matt impersonating an English lout 11:00
Woah Kristaps Porzingis started a coup?
Trump sounding like a Terrence Malek movie intro in the beginning
Etobicoke Ontario is where Deadwood's Seth Bullock grew up.
…And now I have a new ringtone.
14:18 IRA, arrest this German man
38:43 Mr. Kennedy, I served with John Delaney. I knew John Delaney. John Delaney was a friend of mine. Mr. Kennedy, you’re no John Delaney.
29:30 In order to commodify an item or person, a simple engineering and packaging is required. Under late stage capitalism this motive has spread to every single element of life even public discourse. So public discourse is in essence, an artificial, hypersimplified product since we model ourselves after our gods ie systems.
Do they discuss the various billionaires being turned into chum, looney tunes style in this episode?
Not even chum. They were atomized into ash by the instantaneous implosion.
Our big wet boy leaves a wet puddle
"Nearer my God to Thee" 😂
oooh he said tranche
Ballin like an athlete, but got no jumper
felix ate too much of a big cheese wheel
matt done slipped on a banana peel
will mouthed off on gummies, and caught some hands
shouldn't have had 400 milli-grams!
these are chapos who died, died
Wow from Montreal to Montrenone immediately. Well done boys
neoliberal hell!
Obamna.
SODAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
LMAO! There's no way the Soviet Union was this dysfunctional and ridiculous in actual reality. Jfc man!
They were executing hundreds of thousands. I guess if you prefer a culture of fear and silence to actual democracy....yeah it wasn't this "dysfunctional"
@@arkology_citydo any ammount cursory research u churl
@@damjanmuskinja9227oh look it's one of those "Stalin did nothing wrong" neo-nazis
@@arkology_cityAbsolutely dude, neo-nazis love the guy who made their Fuhrer self-harm. You got it
@@arkology_city he didnt kill enough
13:15 who are you talking about? I didnt catch the name
Also Lukashenko really isn't a Soviet holdover, just a smaller-town Putin who therefore found it slightly easier to control his local oligarchy (and is still entirely economically dependent on Russia)
the hive mind is coming any day now
Im sorry i made you look at it Matt
Ya know, I think they're joking. But that Hot dog guy is 100% being chopped into pieces and being distributed into various meat lockers across eastern Europe.
Jack Ma AOL
6:20
Tbf the Wagner shit is right up the CiA's alley.
Wagner group was run by an ex-GRU officer which is Russian military intelligence. Any number of foreign intelligence agencies could be involved with this, along with various factions within Russia.
I mean our government literally spent like 6-7 years over there carving their country up and giving the keys to the Oiligarchs before peacing out...
i want to be a transhumanist cyborgs and electronic avatar, that sounds awesome. i can't wait for this
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The show is self parody at this point but I’m here for it lol
Why the fuck should someone have an alibi for anything (including quitting their job/literary project)? Because of the theme of making baseless, objectively false accusations and harassing people who don't give up the goods with endless bullshit. If you didn't get the answer you wanted out of someone, leaving whatever it is alone is a viable alternative to pecking at it over and over and over and over and over again. Human beings are not science experiments for our curiosity.
People do get mad about ESPN covering Baseball or the WNBA instead of the real sports news. They’re called hockey fans lol.
AKA white nationalists.
ESPN has half the rights to NHL national broadcasts/playoffs and treats baseball, an actively dying sport, with more regard.
@@syrulesI mean, it’s not like the NHL is lighting the world on fire in terms of viewership and ratings rn lol. MLS is coming for all our asses.
One of the most boring fake sports ever 🏒 🥱
Canada
22:29 nah, theyre definitely going to another planet. Neptune has already been terraformed. Wake up sheeple!
Ewwww
They keep bothsidesing but I can't say I don't enjoy the feeling of superiority with them
Arabic is also descended from Phoenician, I thought Matt was supposed to be the one who knew history🤷
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists has us at 90 seconds to midnight. 90 seconds...and that time was last checked after January 6th, before the invasion of Ukraine, and long before Russia's own coup.
Which means we're probably closer to 10 seconds now.
ok
What about 5 seconds
@@nicanornunez9787probably.
lol completely meaningless metric. Taking that seriously would be a good bit. The bulletin of atomic scientists should know better than to have some bullshit hokey interpretive symbol to predict the nuclear holocaust. As long as America exists, the danger will be there give or take, I dunno 2 minutes? What does that equal out to. 2 minutes means its a code orange terror threat which means you have possibly 5 years to live unless NATO goes and Gaddafis someone.
Also, Jan 6th somehow moving the atomic destruction comic book clock closer to midnight is very funny.
12:36 did Matt just confuse the Maghreb with the Sahel lol
can you imagine him succeeding tho, vlad taped to a chair in a dark room in the kremlin, and this hobgoblin walks in "it is aeh hammer time." idk how good a wagner russian state would be for anyone but an actual civil war even if short would be good for the ukrainian war effort. lets just say they took a lot of supplies and managed to convert a bunch of troops, then that could make a real impact for ukraine, that would be good, but i dont know how good a wagner victory would be, the best outcome would be just a big ass fight where nothing really changed at the end, or maybe nato coming in to bail putin out in exchange for ending the war or something. but no it was basically just like someone shit talking their coworker and then the coworker shows up suddenly and the protagonist appologizes, they both go okey we cool, but both parties murmur really mean shit while walking away, it seems more like a Seinfeld episode than a coup really.
Keep imagining bullshit to avoid facing reality. It's what Washington and all western MSM have been doing instead of having a sensible or humane policy since March 2021 after all.
@Antonio-GransciBruh, Washington literally installed the current Russian regime in the first place lol.
Fukuyama wins.
Fukuyama always wins.
Fukuyama will always win.
Hopefully the chaos in Russia will help rebirth of Socialism. Ukraine is just a privatised colony of the West by now
Least delusional tankie take.
@@jakiethedwards724 No you don't get it, we need to support the insane right-wing fascists in Russia because uh...the USSR? US imperialism bad so instead we should look to Russian imperialism instead, that is obviously the most logical socialist take.
/s of course
I know at least a few Russian commies who support arming Ukraine so that Putin can be overthrown and communism can be restored. It's an interesting take.
Ukraine has always been under the thumb of the Russian elites since the days of the Tsars.
Really funny commentary, but I think the Russian state is quite powerful and solid. I don’t think there was any risk that Putin would’ve been overthrown by a bunch of Fascist mercenaries. Starting an open civil war with them would have been a far worse look for Putin. The war in Ukraine is about global geopolitics and Russia is a very important part of this new emerging multipolar world.
Ok Tankie
Putin is not going to fuck you--sorry.
@@williamchamberlain2263Tankies are fine, it's these deranged apologists for Putin's nakedly anti-communist, capitalist, ultranationalist regime that was literally installed by the West that really gets me.
Bro they shot down 7 Russian aircraft
I mean, doesn't this show how much Putin and Russia DON'T have their hands on the reins? Their three-day invasion has turned into the next Winter War and to top it off there was literally just a Mussolini-style march on Moscow which shot down several Russian military assets, was declared traitors but also basically got to leave freely (potentially with nuclear weapons). That's just incompetence. If that's the other pole coming into the world, we're not going to see any improvement. If the world is going to get better, the opposite pole to American hegemony can't be a fucking fascist kleptocracy like Russia
Maybe we wouldn't be finding out about stuff years too late to do anything about it if those who attempt to warn us of them while they're being introduced aren't dismissed out of hand by "know-nothing" ironic-sounding hipster "influencers" reinforcing the helpless apathy of their alloted demographic of followers?
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@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Depends what you do next...
"You will attempt nothing and like it!"
Me when ive been scratching at the wallls om u empty room for days
I can't believe I used to be a Patreon sub to this show now. They're talking about the Russia 'coup' like it was successful (it wasn't, and it wasn't even a coup), Matt thinks that Putin not killing Prigozhin and lots of his men shows weakness (that's American thinking for you, Russians see it as Putin saving lots of Russian lives), and they talk about Wagner like they did the sledgehammer video (it was Ukraine - but like everything Ukraine do, our media pins it on Russia). The RFK chat is quite funny though
"Dear diary"
Dear Abby,
I can't believe I stayed in that toxic relationship with that podcast for almost two months. I even gave it money once, an entire dollar. Thank goodness I'm finally free.
-Virginia in Delaware
Imagine consuming media and paying this little attention to what is actually being discussed or stated. You might need to rewatch the segment about Wagner a few times, maybe ten times for you to fully grasp what they're trying to get across, cause you clearly missed a lot.
@@endoplasmicreticulum8777 no I think I got it. Feel free to summarise what I missed
@alistairpage-mcgill2723 for starters, why would someone in Putin's position not want to crush a group like Wagner? Avoiding that and allowing panic to ensue in Moscow, even temporarily, shows that Putin does not think he has the support for such an action politically/militarily. Another words, Wagner is Russia's Praetorian Guard at this point, and Putin is taking a huge risk letting them stay that way. This is pretty basic stuff regarding state relations to mercenary groups, untold numbers of examples through history.
Skip to 32:25 for classic “AmeriKKK Bad” content.
It would have made sense during the Iraq War, but right now there isn't a chance that the US will impose a dictatorship on either Iraq or Afghanistan as Russia does on Ukraine. It's not about some permanent guilt, Russia has a very clear way to end this by withdrawing from Ukraine.
go lift instead of watching something you hate and refuse to understand
i poop too much
The only things Russia is good at anymore is Propaganda, Nukes, and DotA2.
the invasion cost them their most precious resource...their CSGO and dota2 teams
AND PIRACY. RIP RARBG
What exactly makes them lose 50 iq points as soon as they talk about Russia or nato? Is it some sort of American main-villain-complex?
At this point, after so much time, if you can’t comprehend that the US (at best) is culpable for at least as much material harm in the world as Russia, it’s you whose lost some IQ points.
IQ isn’t real by the way
@@NateMcBrady That has nothing to do with what I just said, Captain Self-Upvote. If you downplay the war crimes of an imperialist power, you're a prick. Period. And maybe look up how to use the word "whose".
@@8523wsxc “captain self upvote” that’s how you know you’re dealing with someone with a measured and sober view of reality.
Log off dude.
@@8523wsxc By the way, the US has directly merc’d more people in just Afghanistan and Iraq than Russia’s merc’d in Ukraine. We won’t even count all the Latin American or African countries.
Kinda weird how you’re downplaying it, or just straight up forgot about it. It’s almost as if your entire political identify is taken from a bunch of buzzwords a social media algorithm fed you.
Please, log off. For your own good.
@@NateMcBrady Yes, you are very smart and the only person who knows about US imperialism.
And now we know that the existence of US war crimes means that Russia also is allowed to do war crimes.
...or that only US war crimes count?
...or that Russia's war crimes are actually America's fault?
... or that the terrorised Ukranian civilian population shouldn't whine and complain but instead read some books about Bolivia?
What was the dumb whataboutism again?