Knife Crime // Carrot Shank

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  • Опубліковано 26 січ 2025

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  • @krosfyah4932
    @krosfyah4932 2 роки тому +8

    I’ve spent hours and hours trying to find this again after watching it years back when it first came out. I couldn’t for the life of me work out how to google it and tried every version of “knife carrot shank UK” etc because I only vaguely remembered it.
    Somehow I hit upon it just now and the sense of relief is palpable. I can’t explain how happy I am to have finally found it again, and it’s still hilarious all these years later. This is real genius 😂

  • @UnderscoreZeroLP
    @UnderscoreZeroLP 6 років тому +13

    "They can't ban carrots ... I mean how's man gonna see in the dark?" lmfao

  • @davidthomas9190
    @davidthomas9190 4 місяці тому +1

    15 years later and this still makes me laugh
    💚✌🏻

  • @SoundofTheCentury
    @SoundofTheCentury 14 років тому +2

    This has got to be my favourite video on youtube

  • @BoomstickTime
    @BoomstickTime 15 років тому +2

    Someone who absolutely loves this video and watches it like twice a day. Btw this is awesome you should make more like it!

  • @musikist
    @musikist 16 років тому +4

    this is one of the best videos ive ever seen. "Mushing -basically it's someone fucking you up with peas innit, with frozen vegetables"
    absolutely hilarious

  • @michealhunt3788
    @michealhunt3788 5 років тому +6

    This guy was too ahead of his time

  • @cr1pson
    @cr1pson 16 років тому +4

    "Rooted up" is now my favourite phrase.
    Lmmfao!

  • @is44it
    @is44it 15 років тому +1

    best thing ever put on youtube..this made me and all my friends laugh for weeks on end, big yourself up

  • @carbongamingcardiff
    @carbongamingcardiff 2 роки тому +2

    Still gold in 2022

  • @allnightdrinker
    @allnightdrinker 15 років тому +1

    This is the best thing I have seen in so long! And yes people would use something else if knives were taken away. We need to invest more in the children. I saw a report on how much the government were investing in youth projects about 2 years ago and it worked out to be about 1.50 a kid! 1.50 aint gonna change the course of a boys life!

  • @CriticalPrince
    @CriticalPrince 15 років тому +3

    "went home yeah turn on the TV and saw the green giant advert. I got so shook!"
    LMFAO!!

  • @MellowshipSl1nky
    @MellowshipSl1nky 14 років тому

    thing is i showed this to my dad and he didn't get it at all, but me and my friends were laughin so hard when we saw it. Shows how different generations take humor.
    This is original and genius u should be proud.

  • @marrison13
    @marrison13 15 років тому +1

    very very good, really done well, the message is good and fantastic editing. 11/10!!!

  • @ULPete
    @ULPete 15 років тому +1

    "Whats police gna do if u pull a carrot on them? I mean they cant ban carrots...hows manz gna see in the dark?" That bit and the green giant bit... epic genius

  • @azard3
    @azard3 15 років тому +1

    "Turned on the TV & saw Green Giant,got so shoook" OMG XD claasic!!!

  • @daaraindon
    @daaraindon 15 років тому

    this is just about the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!!!!! "I saw green giant advert on and I got so shook!" LOL!!!

  • @willywonkaandi
    @willywonkaandi 15 років тому +1

    that was wicked really good man, i love the way you kept it straight. have you had much success with this. i mean its something they should play on channel 4

  • @dragonjohn34
    @dragonjohn34 10 років тому +15

    So happy I've found this again. #sweg

    • @i_twisted_soul_i7406
      @i_twisted_soul_i7406 8 років тому

      lmfao i know how u feel i was racking my brains for ages lol

    • @dragonjohn34
      @dragonjohn34 8 років тому

      trutru

    • @JakeLDS
      @JakeLDS  8 років тому +7

      +dragonjohn34 Channel got blocked for ages so it was gone. youtube unblocked me :)

    • @grimaffiliations3671
      @grimaffiliations3671 8 років тому +2

      I wrote all types of weird shit on google to find this. Then ''carrot shank'' hit me on my 9th search

  • @dannhook
    @dannhook 15 років тому +1

    "I wanted something deadly, something leathal...so i went for carrots init" thats the best line lol

  • @BodaciousWickerman
    @BodaciousWickerman 14 років тому +1

    0:29-0:31 = Brare wit da aubergine is too jokes.

  • @VarietyD
    @VarietyD 4 роки тому +1

    Still watching this in 2020

  • @silentmbo
    @silentmbo 15 років тому

    quality "and i went home that day, turned on the tv and i see a green giant advert - got so shook" hehe

  • @AlexTheAverageKid
    @AlexTheAverageKid 15 років тому

    "They just got carroted blud" LOL :) It's nice to see that you are the good guys on the street.

  • @TheAmishGamer
    @TheAmishGamer 15 років тому

    If you need a knife to win an argument, you've lost before it started.

  • @AlphaRex1000
    @AlphaRex1000 15 років тому

    "can't ban carrots, how they gonna see in the dark", pmsl very funny 5/5

  • @DannySMalone
    @DannySMalone 15 років тому +1

    "They cant ban carrots"
    lol, loved it.

  • @boligrapho
    @boligrapho 14 років тому

    "i see green giant advert and i got soo shook"
    funniest shit

  • @jojobajuice
    @jojobajuice 13 років тому

    This just messed up Xmas for me! Next time I hear "Ho Ho Ho" I'm gonna think it's the Green Giant coming to "mush me"!! lol

  • @DeadPixel00
    @DeadPixel00 15 років тому

    What's the tune from the beginning called? It sounds sick when the beat drops.

  • @This2x4Skeleton
    @This2x4Skeleton 12 років тому

    Why's this unlisted now? I love this video.

  • @HirsuteGentleman
    @HirsuteGentleman 15 років тому

    loving the spork reference. great parody guys.

  • @padz95
    @padz95 15 років тому

    i thought this was gonna be serious.
    best thing ive seen in a while

  • @TheCosmicGypsies
    @TheCosmicGypsies 13 років тому

    @NakedJKid Squarks are the superpartners of quarks. These include the sup squark, sdown squark, scharm squark, sstrange squark, stop squark, and sbottom squark. See Particle physics, Sfermion.

  • @HugoDoguh
    @HugoDoguh 15 років тому

    any1 no the name of the tune in the background? jokess video!

  • @gaza1098
    @gaza1098 15 років тому

    i couldnt stop laughing "they got carroted" i was laughing for half an hour about, im still laughing now accually

  • @rans1997
    @rans1997 15 років тому

    LOL so funny
    "mush me , mushin is like pelting you with peas, man i was so scared" legend

  • @josie878
    @josie878 15 років тому

    Iv'e seen it probably a million times and still chuckle :)

  • @MDisaster
    @MDisaster 16 років тому

    I thought it was another one of those knife crime news interviews. I lol'ed so hard when he explained what "mushing" means.

  • @BodaciousWickerman
    @BodaciousWickerman 14 років тому

    'Basically it's someone fuckin you up with... peas innit. With frozen vegtables.' LOL

  • @Shazkinz
    @Shazkinz 14 років тому

    'turn on the tv, saw the green giant advert n i got so shook' LMAO

  • @ozyenia
    @ozyenia 16 років тому

    HAHAHA
    "I slapped em up, dropped em up, carroted dem up, u get me. They jus got carroted blud. I aint proud of it but you get me".
    LOOL

  • @whatamunter
    @whatamunter 16 років тому

    LOOOOOL!
    "I saw the green giant advert, I got so shook."

  • @JackalDude15
    @JackalDude15 15 років тому

    i turned on the tv, and saw the green giant advert, i was soo shook XDXD

  • @gamester328
    @gamester328 16 років тому

    haha 1: 50
    'they can't ban carrots...how's man gonna see in the dark?'
    hahahaha

  • @thestrongwar
    @thestrongwar 15 років тому

    I turn on the TV and I see a Green Giant Advert, I got so shook

  • @BisectedBrioche
    @BisectedBrioche 16 років тому

    I never realise how much carrots resemble throwing knives until now. :D

  • @OiranTayuu
    @OiranTayuu 13 років тому

    What's the music playing in the background?

  • @nograviti
    @nograviti 15 років тому

    Saw the green giant advert, I got so shook!!! LOL

  • @0meanmonkey0
    @0meanmonkey0 15 років тому

    Wats the tune in the background?

  • @TheHPJC
    @TheHPJC 14 років тому

    what's the background instrumental that plays the whole way through?

  • @Evolve2Devolve
    @Evolve2Devolve 13 років тому

    lmfao. UA-cam played a Green Giant event advert before this video. Brilliant.

  • @reubenmcintyre
    @reubenmcintyre 15 років тому

    Yip nice one. I've new found respect for the carrot! Nice edit.

  • @evrynameistaken5
    @evrynameistaken5 15 років тому

    the guys face when he pulls out the aubergene is hilarious

  • @celticfan0011
    @celticfan0011 15 років тому

    QUALITY
    i see the green giant advert on... i was so shook loool

  • @FDDDJH
    @FDDDJH 15 років тому

    "they cant ban carrots. i mean hows mans supposed to see in the dark?"

  • @azard3
    @azard3 15 років тому

    Hey,when will you make a sequel?

  • @CdotDixon
    @CdotDixon 15 років тому

    Hahaha 'i saw green giant advert and got shook' great stuff! :-)

  • @likeastarbaby
    @likeastarbaby 14 років тому

    this deserves more views

  • @Turniphead0
    @Turniphead0 15 років тому

    I turn the Tv on and I see Green Giant advert, I felt so shook
    lol

  • @grt05
    @grt05 15 років тому

    I love how he finishes with, "serious ting" LOL

  • @Rav3rTom
    @Rav3rTom 14 років тому

    After watching this, now i know what a real knife crime is like!

  • @Phire17
    @Phire17 16 років тому

    If a guy came at me with carrots, i'd get a juice mixer.

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 15 років тому

    is it?

  • @XzakXftwX
    @XzakXftwX 15 років тому

    what is that music?

  • @EchelonWeb
    @EchelonWeb 15 років тому

    Best thing ive seen in ages

  • @mnaybour808
    @mnaybour808 15 років тому

    "how a man gonna see in the dark??? " hahaha hillarious

  • @claz75
    @claz75 15 років тому

    lol, that was actualy jokes!!! when i got home and an advert of green giant came on. LOL!

  • @nogginthefroggin
    @nogginthefroggin 15 років тому

    To alleviate prison overcrowding the courts are considering only jailing people under 5 feet 5 inches tall, and under 9 stone, so as to fit more of them into a cell. May only relate to Lincolnshire though.

  • @tinavjohn
    @tinavjohn 15 років тому

    Mushing is like someone fucking you up with frozen vegtables.
    I saw the green Giant advert lol.

  • @Awesomanous
    @Awesomanous 15 років тому

    this makes me think of Monty Python's 'How to defend yourself against somebody armed with fruit'

  • @Ashlee31
    @Ashlee31 16 років тому

    A good video on a topic subject, well done!

  • @hughshikarii
    @hughshikarii 15 років тому

    whats the tunee

  • @jackyv08
    @jackyv08 16 років тому

    My boy down the road got sent away for 7 and a half for years for holding a spork blud! A spork !

  • @PushTheKempo
    @PushTheKempo 15 років тому

    Meistermax, did you somehow miss a small incident called Dunblane?

  • @collectivesecurity3074
    @collectivesecurity3074 7 років тому +1

    I forgot how funny this is

  • @snelly85
    @snelly85 15 років тому

    Lol I just saw knife crime in the title n thought it was serious till the peas bit just cracked me up

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 15 років тому

    only giggles!? this ACTUALLY CRACKS ME UP!!

  • @Harbyn
    @Harbyn 15 років тому

    Yeah "shank" is a slang word for "stab".
    But "shank" is a prison term for an improvised weapon e.g a sharpened fork handle.

  • @GameGhost1
    @GameGhost1 14 років тому +1

    haha very funny buddy. gave me a great laugh. never knew there was a knife problem in the UK. very informative.
    I showed this to my brother I was yelling at the screen the whole time,
    "Look out! the Brit has a carrot! they've got vegetables run for your life!"

  • @FreakyMeelz
    @FreakyMeelz 15 років тому

    Awesome! This is pure gold.

  • @ryangabb
    @ryangabb 16 років тому +1

    bloody hilarious! great stuff :D

  • @BodaciousWickerman
    @BodaciousWickerman 15 років тому

    'My boy down the road yea, he got sent away for seven and a half years for holdin a spork blud...a spork!' Dis shit is 2 funny!!!

  • @scruw12
    @scruw12 14 років тому

    man thought he was some sort of vegan ninja wit dem carrots

  • @CapitalsMusic
    @CapitalsMusic 14 років тому

    "dey cant ban carrots... i mean hows man gunna see in da dark you get me"
    HAHA
    awesome stuff!

  • @hughshikarii
    @hughshikarii 15 років тому

    whats the songgg
    well godo vid:)

  • @LordGrubby
    @LordGrubby 15 років тому

    I think you will find there IS a law against it. Carrying a concealed hammer would be delt with as an offensive weapon, which is covered by section 47 of the Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act 1995 if you are in Scotland. There is similar legislation elsewhere in the UK.

  • @BodaciousWickerman
    @BodaciousWickerman 15 років тому

    'And I went home dat day yea, turn on the tv and I see Green Giant advert on, I got so shook.' LOL 2 jokes!!!

  • @anjacob
    @anjacob 15 років тому

    Brilliant! Respect to the Root Veg Ninja!

  • @birdsnest69
    @birdsnest69 15 років тому

    very good. A very amusing film.
    Well done!

  • @Samouraii
    @Samouraii 3 роки тому

    Years later still relevant. Great stuff. Someone needs to show this to the tik tok generation

  • @teamspirit5
    @teamspirit5 15 років тому

    White dude holding the aubergine to his neck LOLZ!
    also the carroted man @ 1:49 too much jokes.

  • @MickyMuffMuncher
    @MickyMuffMuncher 15 років тому

    they got carrotted!!! this vid cracks me up every time i watch it. a spork blud! pmsl

  • @jesslovescustard
    @jesslovescustard 15 років тому

    ahaa i love this vid

  • @RICKYDACHEDDABLOCK
    @RICKYDACHEDDABLOCK 15 років тому

    hahaha
    that day i saw a green giant advert and i got shook LMAOOOOOO hahahaha that bit made me LOL

  • @nabz012
    @nabz012 16 років тому

    roflmfao!! "i mean what's a police gonna do if you pull out a carrot on ;em? they can't beat carrots you get me?" lmfao

  • @kezmanprodutions
    @kezmanprodutions 16 років тому

    hahahaha green giant advert on, i got so shook

  • @picklepie159
    @picklepie159 14 років тому

    @NakedJKid "Although this is a parody of the knife crime epidemic in Britain it highlights a very real issue.
    Taking away weapons will not stop the killings, it's the mentality that needs to be tackled."
    Thank you, thank you, for understanding, good sir.

  • @kwlage07
    @kwlage07 15 років тому

    LMFAO he got rushed and pea's chucked at him xD bet he was like BBK gunna get my carrots

  • @KingOfTheNubies
    @KingOfTheNubies 15 років тому

    LOL "man got Carro'ted!!".Brillant.