I’ve spent hours and hours trying to find this again after watching it years back when it first came out. I couldn’t for the life of me work out how to google it and tried every version of “knife carrot shank UK” etc because I only vaguely remembered it. Somehow I hit upon it just now and the sense of relief is palpable. I can’t explain how happy I am to have finally found it again, and it’s still hilarious all these years later. This is real genius 😂
this is one of the best videos ive ever seen. "Mushing -basically it's someone fucking you up with peas innit, with frozen vegetables" absolutely hilarious
This is the best thing I have seen in so long! And yes people would use something else if knives were taken away. We need to invest more in the children. I saw a report on how much the government were investing in youth projects about 2 years ago and it worked out to be about 1.50 a kid! 1.50 aint gonna change the course of a boys life!
thing is i showed this to my dad and he didn't get it at all, but me and my friends were laughin so hard when we saw it. Shows how different generations take humor. This is original and genius u should be proud.
"Whats police gna do if u pull a carrot on them? I mean they cant ban carrots...hows manz gna see in the dark?" That bit and the green giant bit... epic genius
that was wicked really good man, i love the way you kept it straight. have you had much success with this. i mean its something they should play on channel 4
@NakedJKid Squarks are the superpartners of quarks. These include the sup squark, sdown squark, scharm squark, sstrange squark, stop squark, and sbottom squark. See Particle physics, Sfermion.
To alleviate prison overcrowding the courts are considering only jailing people under 5 feet 5 inches tall, and under 9 stone, so as to fit more of them into a cell. May only relate to Lincolnshire though.
haha very funny buddy. gave me a great laugh. never knew there was a knife problem in the UK. very informative. I showed this to my brother I was yelling at the screen the whole time, "Look out! the Brit has a carrot! they've got vegetables run for your life!"
I think you will find there IS a law against it. Carrying a concealed hammer would be delt with as an offensive weapon, which is covered by section 47 of the Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act 1995 if you are in Scotland. There is similar legislation elsewhere in the UK.
@NakedJKid "Although this is a parody of the knife crime epidemic in Britain it highlights a very real issue. Taking away weapons will not stop the killings, it's the mentality that needs to be tackled." Thank you, thank you, for understanding, good sir.
I’ve spent hours and hours trying to find this again after watching it years back when it first came out. I couldn’t for the life of me work out how to google it and tried every version of “knife carrot shank UK” etc because I only vaguely remembered it.
Somehow I hit upon it just now and the sense of relief is palpable. I can’t explain how happy I am to have finally found it again, and it’s still hilarious all these years later. This is real genius 😂
"They can't ban carrots ... I mean how's man gonna see in the dark?" lmfao
funny as fuck!
15 years later and this still makes me laugh
💚✌🏻
This has got to be my favourite video on youtube
Someone who absolutely loves this video and watches it like twice a day. Btw this is awesome you should make more like it!
this is one of the best videos ive ever seen. "Mushing -basically it's someone fucking you up with peas innit, with frozen vegetables"
absolutely hilarious
This guy was too ahead of his time
"Rooted up" is now my favourite phrase.
Lmmfao!
best thing ever put on youtube..this made me and all my friends laugh for weeks on end, big yourself up
Still gold in 2022
This is the best thing I have seen in so long! And yes people would use something else if knives were taken away. We need to invest more in the children. I saw a report on how much the government were investing in youth projects about 2 years ago and it worked out to be about 1.50 a kid! 1.50 aint gonna change the course of a boys life!
"went home yeah turn on the TV and saw the green giant advert. I got so shook!"
LMFAO!!
thing is i showed this to my dad and he didn't get it at all, but me and my friends were laughin so hard when we saw it. Shows how different generations take humor.
This is original and genius u should be proud.
very very good, really done well, the message is good and fantastic editing. 11/10!!!
"Whats police gna do if u pull a carrot on them? I mean they cant ban carrots...hows manz gna see in the dark?" That bit and the green giant bit... epic genius
"Turned on the TV & saw Green Giant,got so shoook" OMG XD claasic!!!
this is just about the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!!!!! "I saw green giant advert on and I got so shook!" LOL!!!
that was wicked really good man, i love the way you kept it straight. have you had much success with this. i mean its something they should play on channel 4
So happy I've found this again. #sweg
lmfao i know how u feel i was racking my brains for ages lol
trutru
+dragonjohn34 Channel got blocked for ages so it was gone. youtube unblocked me :)
I wrote all types of weird shit on google to find this. Then ''carrot shank'' hit me on my 9th search
"I wanted something deadly, something leathal...so i went for carrots init" thats the best line lol
0:29-0:31 = Brare wit da aubergine is too jokes.
Still watching this in 2020
quality "and i went home that day, turned on the tv and i see a green giant advert - got so shook" hehe
"They just got carroted blud" LOL :) It's nice to see that you are the good guys on the street.
If you need a knife to win an argument, you've lost before it started.
"can't ban carrots, how they gonna see in the dark", pmsl very funny 5/5
"They cant ban carrots"
lol, loved it.
"i see green giant advert and i got soo shook"
funniest shit
This just messed up Xmas for me! Next time I hear "Ho Ho Ho" I'm gonna think it's the Green Giant coming to "mush me"!! lol
What's the tune from the beginning called? It sounds sick when the beat drops.
Why's this unlisted now? I love this video.
loving the spork reference. great parody guys.
i thought this was gonna be serious.
best thing ive seen in a while
@NakedJKid Squarks are the superpartners of quarks. These include the sup squark, sdown squark, scharm squark, sstrange squark, stop squark, and sbottom squark. See Particle physics, Sfermion.
any1 no the name of the tune in the background? jokess video!
i couldnt stop laughing "they got carroted" i was laughing for half an hour about, im still laughing now accually
LOL so funny
"mush me , mushin is like pelting you with peas, man i was so scared" legend
Iv'e seen it probably a million times and still chuckle :)
I thought it was another one of those knife crime news interviews. I lol'ed so hard when he explained what "mushing" means.
'Basically it's someone fuckin you up with... peas innit. With frozen vegtables.' LOL
'turn on the tv, saw the green giant advert n i got so shook' LMAO
HAHAHA
"I slapped em up, dropped em up, carroted dem up, u get me. They jus got carroted blud. I aint proud of it but you get me".
LOOL
LOOOOOL!
"I saw the green giant advert, I got so shook."
i turned on the tv, and saw the green giant advert, i was soo shook XDXD
haha 1: 50
'they can't ban carrots...how's man gonna see in the dark?'
hahahaha
I turn on the TV and I see a Green Giant Advert, I got so shook
I never realise how much carrots resemble throwing knives until now. :D
What's the music playing in the background?
Saw the green giant advert, I got so shook!!! LOL
Wats the tune in the background?
what's the background instrumental that plays the whole way through?
lmfao. UA-cam played a Green Giant event advert before this video. Brilliant.
Yip nice one. I've new found respect for the carrot! Nice edit.
the guys face when he pulls out the aubergene is hilarious
QUALITY
i see the green giant advert on... i was so shook loool
"they cant ban carrots. i mean hows mans supposed to see in the dark?"
Hey,when will you make a sequel?
Hahaha 'i saw green giant advert and got shook' great stuff! :-)
this deserves more views
I turn the Tv on and I see Green Giant advert, I felt so shook
lol
I love how he finishes with, "serious ting" LOL
After watching this, now i know what a real knife crime is like!
If a guy came at me with carrots, i'd get a juice mixer.
is it?
what is that music?
Best thing ive seen in ages
"how a man gonna see in the dark??? " hahaha hillarious
lol, that was actualy jokes!!! when i got home and an advert of green giant came on. LOL!
To alleviate prison overcrowding the courts are considering only jailing people under 5 feet 5 inches tall, and under 9 stone, so as to fit more of them into a cell. May only relate to Lincolnshire though.
Mushing is like someone fucking you up with frozen vegtables.
I saw the green Giant advert lol.
this makes me think of Monty Python's 'How to defend yourself against somebody armed with fruit'
A good video on a topic subject, well done!
whats the tunee
My boy down the road got sent away for 7 and a half for years for holding a spork blud! A spork !
Meistermax, did you somehow miss a small incident called Dunblane?
I forgot how funny this is
Lol I just saw knife crime in the title n thought it was serious till the peas bit just cracked me up
only giggles!? this ACTUALLY CRACKS ME UP!!
Yeah "shank" is a slang word for "stab".
But "shank" is a prison term for an improvised weapon e.g a sharpened fork handle.
haha very funny buddy. gave me a great laugh. never knew there was a knife problem in the UK. very informative.
I showed this to my brother I was yelling at the screen the whole time,
"Look out! the Brit has a carrot! they've got vegetables run for your life!"
Awesome! This is pure gold.
bloody hilarious! great stuff :D
'My boy down the road yea, he got sent away for seven and a half years for holdin a spork blud...a spork!' Dis shit is 2 funny!!!
man thought he was some sort of vegan ninja wit dem carrots
"dey cant ban carrots... i mean hows man gunna see in da dark you get me"
HAHA
awesome stuff!
whats the songgg
well godo vid:)
I think you will find there IS a law against it. Carrying a concealed hammer would be delt with as an offensive weapon, which is covered by section 47 of the Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act 1995 if you are in Scotland. There is similar legislation elsewhere in the UK.
'And I went home dat day yea, turn on the tv and I see Green Giant advert on, I got so shook.' LOL 2 jokes!!!
Brilliant! Respect to the Root Veg Ninja!
very good. A very amusing film.
Well done!
Years later still relevant. Great stuff. Someone needs to show this to the tik tok generation
White dude holding the aubergine to his neck LOLZ!
also the carroted man @ 1:49 too much jokes.
they got carrotted!!! this vid cracks me up every time i watch it. a spork blud! pmsl
ahaa i love this vid
hahaha
that day i saw a green giant advert and i got shook LMAOOOOOO hahahaha that bit made me LOL
roflmfao!! "i mean what's a police gonna do if you pull out a carrot on ;em? they can't beat carrots you get me?" lmfao
hahahaha green giant advert on, i got so shook
@NakedJKid "Although this is a parody of the knife crime epidemic in Britain it highlights a very real issue.
Taking away weapons will not stop the killings, it's the mentality that needs to be tackled."
Thank you, thank you, for understanding, good sir.
LMFAO he got rushed and pea's chucked at him xD bet he was like BBK gunna get my carrots
LOL "man got Carro'ted!!".Brillant.