Remember that Eugene who reckons he's had years of real combat simulators while he played COD. I've never seen anyone running around a battlefield jumping around and tea-bagging people they'd killed. 🤣
damn. I remember when Boris said he was gonna roast me on May 1. I was hoping for a dis track, but looks like he got arrested. I challenged him to a charity art auction and that was the last thing I said to him. R.I.P BORIS.
I found out what the Eugene's intro of the video is, it's called Paris Catacombs lost footage, this guy snuck into the catacombs below Paris and got lost and an Explorer found his camera, he is believed to have died down in there because he got lost, those Eugene's are really fucked up
I use to be a eugene, some eugene touched me and I got the disease 'eugenism', it was terrible, luckily birdman saved my life by informing me how bad a eugene is, then I turned back to normal
Treyarch should make dynamic maps for BO3, like they had Ghost & AW. I was thinking they could make a map where we're in a big city with alot of cars and buildings. Then in the center of the map, there could be these two HUGE buildings side by side, and within a few minutes of gameplay, a plane could come outta nowhere and crash into it. I don't know, tell me what you guys think :)
The vid probably wasnt from 2007, he was probably using an 808 keychain camera, people sue them on RC cars and planes ect allot and the time stamps are not pre set.
"Who are you?"
"Birdman - Certified Eugene Detective."
The rest of the world minus 1 million people "Who the f*ck is Eugene?"
Gamerschmitt If someone’s going to subscribe to Birdman then look at his older videos to know who Eugene is.
Cop 1:"This man is guilty of one thing for certain"
Cop 2:"What?"
Cop 1:" Being a Eugene. Look hard how he's been roasted".
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You sir... are a genius. ☺
*"Look how hard he is roasted"*
Judging from that grammar, Hypermyte 5, he's far from being a genius.
+Eugene I thought is said "got" not "is".
+Hypermyte 5 he (got) been roasted !!! 😑
Damn even in prison Eugene can't get his wish of getting laid
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In jail hell get laid one way or another, so, no problem with that lol
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let me catch my son saying he's gonna sarge some girls
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This comment should have gotten more likes.
My calculator is finally fixed. Shit is finally adding up
XD
😂😂😂
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+FaZe Alien
+Eugene You stupid as fuck I'm not a eugene
We need Eugenes in this world or Birdman wouldn't make videos and I would be sad lol 😂😂😂
+iwant_moorecash 2007.............that's just the default digital camera date
+iwant_moorecash Your comment is exactly: With Spaces: 75 Without spaces: 92 characters long.
true
Eugenes spawn at a rate that is faster than Birdman can expose them so we'll be ok
I feel pretty damn good about myself right now. Thanks dude!
Eugene the type of eugene to put his phone on airplane mode and expect it to fly away
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the biggest L in the world is going to You
+2000 table tennis ur name is an L
+Yours Truly 1) 2007 may be the default digital camera date.
2) the fbi contacted Boris. he said so in a deleted youtube video.
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When you realize 2007 was 9 years ago...
:/
the good old days. when playing Pokemon was the shit
The Halo 3 days...
+MrCopperwheels the good ol days
MrCopperwheels dont you mean the infinite warfare days?
Anyone else think Birdman is way better than Leafy?
#niceshirtfaggot
True
Leafy looks fucking emo
BIRDMANS NOT A FUCKIN CYBER BULLY LIKE LEAFY
Me
Remember The Golden Rule: When Eugene reaches into his backpack it's time to run
Well instead of 'kiss close' we can finally consider this a case closed. (Feel free to L this if the cringe gets to you.)
+jorrgfromage ^ look at the dAte of the sentence before you link a mugshot of the wrong person
+Jonny AztcM L
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Jonny AztcM l
L nigga
well instead of a kiss "close" we can consider this a case closed
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hahaha... good one
*Law and Order Sound effect*
*puts on sunglasses* YEEEAAAHHHH
Underrated comment
Birdman I never comment on any type of comedy videos ever.
But I had to say this once and for all, you're the realest nigga on youtube
Was about to sarge some girls, but then birdman uploaded
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+Reptile Gaming your rhett pic makes me feel not comfy at all
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8:50 let me catch my son dying to his own lightning strike
We take all the credit. This army and our leader are the ones doing work. Good shit team.
u real Stephen curry
+Kyle Callahan L
Hmm are you the real MVP or is birdman
Congrats on back to back MVPs
Why is this comment so far down. Birdman you gotta pin this.
Fucking love you Birdman. No filter, no bullshit. Just the way it should be, keep up the good work!
They should have asked him where his secret fedora stash was
it's not rape. it's a struggle snuggle
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Eugene is the Joker to Birdman's Batman.
One cannot exist without the other.
While interrogating a Eugene, they watch Birdman's videos to understand the right questions to ask.
"It was hard for him to fit in with the prisoners" more like it was hard for the prisoners to fit into him
I was about to go shoulder deep, but birdman uploaded
+ACEHOUNDz You weren't supposed to tell ;)
+pokebladerracer sorry babe
Are you cheating on me ?!?!?!?!?!
+MidnightLiveGaming this isn't how I wanted you to find out...
Does anyone watch walking dead cause dude Eugene seems like the Eugene of the show what u think
I have always thought about that hahaha
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Eugene in Twd is a step 2 survivor...
+Mark Nutt BROTHER
Awesome Guy SHIIIEEETT
Making the world safer. 1 less Eugene at a time. Vote Birdman 2016
my mans yung bird cleaning up these streets
stfu
+Savage Lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) savage
+valtsuu you mean "savage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
+Yours Truly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the fact that multiple police officers may have seen how hard he got roasted makes my year
Birdman is the new Superhero for The Avengers.
Can he be played by Michael Keaton?
The most disturbing thing about this Eugene is that he lives in the same state as me
+Dylan hopkins Same I know exactly where they filmed their videos :(
Oof to both of u
Boris is Eugene in French
for real??
Isn’t Boris a Russian name?
Remember that Eugene who reckons he's had years of real combat simulators while he played COD.
I've never seen anyone running around a battlefield jumping around and tea-bagging people they'd killed. 🤣
Well, he would've been arrested either way since he was harrassing random girls and posting the videos of him doing so.
The CALCULATOR is actually adding up, what a TIME to be ALIVE
Hey bro my girl broke up with me a few days ago and I've been really t your videos cheered me up. Thanks man
Thanks mate it's cool
Meh, porn is overated 😂😂.
When you realize that 2007 was 9 years ago
He said "almost" hold this L
+Yours Truly foh
2007 was lit I was like 10 playing Guitar Hero lll every day lmao
When you realize 2007 was 14 years ago
@@A1-_- this is fucking scary
''A thousand terrors I intend to cure. Day by day, street by street. Eugene by Eugene.''
I'm out here thinking how do two Stage 10 Eugene's find eachother
Cop 1: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!! COP 2, CHECK HIS BACKPACK
I always get happy seeing a new birdman vid
Bring back the old outro music please, it was better
Ya it really was tho
Nah
Hell yeah
Agreed
Yes please do
He left those two videos up since they were on tosh.o
"This is adding up" haha I have never heard you say that Birdman. Great vid!
Birdman's the type of dude to put a quarter in each ear and say he listenin to 50 cent
out of all their vids the funniest/weird shit is when they had the pic of birdman they printed out and crumbled it lmao
video starts at 0:00
+Dillan Gunter Thx
tanks
+Dillan Gunter video ends at 13:25
+Bert 13:26*
You're not Joseph Stallin!
The people who's mission was to get laid: mission failed we'll get em next time.
was watching a leafy video, but birdman uploaded
You traitor
Eugene the type of life form to consider itself a human
good job everyone, this is one more step to a eugene free world
We are on year 14 of Eugene's...adventure. keep your eyes on his backpack, lads.
MUG SHOTS:
mugshots.com/US-Counties/New-Jersey/Monmouth-County-NJ/Boris-D-Baranik.5052085.html
I was about to take the guns away from Borris but Birdman uploaded
This can't be Birdman, something's adding up.
damn. I remember when Boris said he was gonna roast me on May 1. I was hoping for a dis track, but looks like he got arrested. I challenged him to a charity art auction and that was the last thing I said to him. R.I.P BORIS.
I found out what the Eugene's intro of the video is, it's called Paris Catacombs lost footage, this guy snuck into the catacombs below Paris and got lost and an Explorer found his camera, he is believed to have died down in there because he got lost, those Eugene's are really fucked up
Imagine a world where it's illegal to be a Eugene
Pure bliss
Except for the feminists... Take them out, THEN its pure bliss
+MrPancaker57 wouldn't they be considered eugenas?
That stabbing clip always crack me up 😂😂😂
Birdman I really like it when you make longer videos like this. How come most of them are so short?
Kids at my school lunch table consists off eugenes, school shooters, and snorlax's. help anthony.
Birdman has finally found a working calculator
"raid his home and knock on his door" wtf haha
4:00 I was screaming "BIRDMAN YOU GOT NO AMMO! YOU NEED TO KILL THOSE EUGENE FUCK!" 😂
In 2022 they still have that exact same description and those are the only two videos on the channel.
I was gonna throw away my calculator but birdman uploaded
he may have had a hard time fitting in with the prisoners, but the prisoners never had a hard time fitting into him.
better believe it
if you ever see jarl and eugene facing eachother......prepare for extended mag action.
I use to be a eugene, some eugene touched me and I got the disease 'eugenism', it was terrible, luckily birdman saved my life by informing me how bad a eugene is, then I turned back to normal
Who the hell names their child Boris?
The Men in Black...kind of late, i know 😂
"The calculator is calculating this up"
These guys have been “pimpin” since I was a little kid tf
I dont use the word hero lightly, but i salute you birdman! *shots* 4 the counter-eugene strikeforces distinguished leader.
Treyarch should make dynamic maps for BO3, like they had Ghost & AW.
I was thinking they could make a map where we're in a big city with alot of cars and buildings. Then in the center of the map, there could be these two HUGE buildings side by side, and within a few minutes of gameplay, a plane could come outta nowhere and crash into it.
I don't know, tell me what you guys think :)
I used to be a Eugene at one point in my life. Went to the birdman rehab facility so my sins got purified lol 😂💯 no lie, birdmans the best
thats a nice naruto emblem at 12:44 😂
Every like this comment gets a Eugene goes to jail
I liked it!
grammar.....
+lucax His grammar was fine just missing punctuation and it would perfect.
+Stephen Curry Are you OG or nah
+lucax *Grammar...
The vid probably wasnt from 2007, he was probably using an 808 keychain camera, people sue them on RC cars and planes ect allot and the time stamps are not pre set.
In the begining of the EUGENES intro the song thats playing is the Halo reach theme music
I didnt need my ti84 for this one
Haha
Doesn't add up
We are finally making a change in this world.
When Eugene reaches into prison jumpsuit pocket run
i told my step dad what a eugene is and he is a cop
+BeYondGaMin They were contacted by the FBI. seriously. I checked his channel everyday and they made a video saying so.
jorrgfromage lol
+jorrgfromage why you checking his channel everyday xD
i was subscribed to it. the video came up in the feed.
Robby Dank Memes no thank you
New birdman video about eugenes woo there always hilarious lol
Birdman, we're proud of you
I guess Boris...I mean...Eugene was gonna get tonnes of "kiss close" from his inmates =D .
How come when Birdman uses the Lightning Strike and Hellstorm, the map doesn't show up on his tablet thing?
Theater mode
+Xavier Winter Ah ok I've always noticed that
He made a video a couple weeks ago that said the fbi had contacted him
The videos about the two Eugenes were the best
Lemme catch my boi birdman playing his shit through theater
We need more Eugenes in this world or this shit wouldn't be funny lmfao 😭😭😂😂😂
My mom said to do my homework and I was like but Birdman uploaded
I'm fairly new to this channel, and I'd love to hear what a Eugene is and where it came from
The Story of Eugene, watch that video.
You should do top ten most savage comments on the new infinite warfare trailer
Nice one😂
Civil War was lit.
k
+Evo Exhaust L
yup
better then batman vs superman thats for sure
Zenthoz Gaming no
This stuff always happens on the date of my birthday...
What is it with the 11th of May and wierd things?
Edit: Wierd instead of bad
Eugene the kind of kid to stop at a red light in GTA
birdman our fight vs engeunes has just began
let me catch my son naming himself boris
I was about to spit someone on the face but birdman uploaded
At a trump rally?
8:51 nice quad feed
Lol what?
I'm so fucking entertained by this beef and I don't know why