When You Accidentally Spawn in on Veteran Difficulty

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2018
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  • @HyperSonic777
    @HyperSonic777 5 років тому +563

    She's playing the victim card instead of dealing with the situation normally.

    • @liamb3148
      @liamb3148 5 років тому +35

      HyperSonic what 85% of women do although I do acknowledge that there are some normal women on this planet

    • @HyperSonic777
      @HyperSonic777 5 років тому +3

      True. Some people actually deal with things normally than pussying out.

    • @whosgaba
      @whosgaba 5 років тому

      Sarah Koala kudos

  • @jackjack-sm2jg
    @jackjack-sm2jg 5 років тому +16154

    This isn’t her spawning in on veteran difficulty. This is her DYING on recruit difficulty

    • @epixkid1127
      @epixkid1127 5 років тому +570

      Is that even POSSIBLE

    • @TimmyHoImhere
      @TimmyHoImhere 5 років тому +406

      @@epixkid1127 clearly it is

    • @jackwhite8999
      @jackwhite8999 5 років тому +227

      @@epixkid1127 sure give the controller to a baby and watch the running into bullet's

    • @mrbubbles8471
      @mrbubbles8471 5 років тому +42

      jack jack KOOL AID MAN: OH YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @justanotherperson7774
      @justanotherperson7774 5 років тому +20

      *_impossible_*

  • @xsellment399
    @xsellment399 4 роки тому +6581

    Why is any girl's immediate response to anything stressful to take a selfie while crying?

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +800

      Thats the victim card for ya, only comes as standart in a card deck when you spawn as "female" or any "oppressed" individual or deity.

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 4 роки тому +321

      Attention seeking.

    • @sybilltrelawney1613
      @sybilltrelawney1613 4 роки тому +22

      MrPierreBoch thanks?

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +112

      @@sybilltrelawney1613 my pleasure.

    • @xsellment399
      @xsellment399 4 роки тому +69

      @@sirweebs2914 don't forget recruit mode

  • @rcgnetworks
    @rcgnetworks 4 роки тому +979

    Birdman : Nobody gonna give a faq about this in a week or so.
    UA-cam Algorithm 1 Year Later : I’m about to end this woman’s whole career

    • @xcqrbon
      @xcqrbon 3 роки тому +17

      Goddamn it you got me actually laughing out loud

    • @Phantom_PSO
      @Phantom_PSO 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaoooooo

    • @k-guy1236
      @k-guy1236 3 роки тому +5

      She just got exposed to more simps who'll help her out.

    • @lines4822
      @lines4822 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @foldingglint1514
      @foldingglint1514 3 роки тому

      Now a year and a half later

  • @orezzz8760
    @orezzz8760 5 років тому +4042

    This girl went from “HAHAHAHAHAHAHSKSD” to “Do I delete myself off the face of the Earth?”
    Pretty “Normal” Transition

    • @dasteraw
      @dasteraw 5 років тому +199

      she got the dude treatment for a day.

    • @Tigerscar12
      @Tigerscar12 5 років тому +11

      nice profile pic and name, matches my current reaction

    • @el1tefire252
      @el1tefire252 5 років тому +6

      Jitsu 76 anime profile pics need to stick together

    • @BamBam-uz4tm
      @BamBam-uz4tm 5 років тому +6

      We should start a anime rebellion.

    • @el1tefire252
      @el1tefire252 5 років тому

      Bam Bam of course

  • @ItsSatanic
    @ItsSatanic 5 років тому +610

    “Wipe your tears with your $3000 that hit your PayPal”

  • @maks886
    @maks886 3 роки тому +304

    "I didn't get $3000"
    "Actually I got $30000"

    • @NotFoods
      @NotFoods 2 роки тому +7

      “I didn’t hurt him with a knife”
      “I shot him with a gun”

  • @kentuckyfriedchildren5385
    @kentuckyfriedchildren5385 4 роки тому +657

    Girl's mentality: *does something morally reprehensible*
    *Gets backlash*
    ''people are so mean, I never wanted this kind of attention 😭😭😭''

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 3 роки тому +34

      You forgot the "lol" at the end.

    • @ChrisTheMemeMan
      @ChrisTheMemeMan 3 роки тому +14

      "Its not funny, lol"

    • @andrewhennagir1331
      @andrewhennagir1331 3 роки тому +2

      children have more decency than this

    • @MrTaco-ex4wj
      @MrTaco-ex4wj 8 місяців тому

      Morally reprehensible? My guy, all she did was get a donation from some nice simp for Twitter for college she didnt even do anything.

  • @iamkAIden
    @iamkAIden 4 роки тому +2106

    Woman being wrong and then told they are wrong.
    Woman activate defense mechanism: Crying

    • @hache4329
      @hache4329 4 роки тому +136

      Genjutsu of that level dosen't work on me

    • @sheneedsyrruup
      @sheneedsyrruup 4 роки тому +3

      @@hache4329 LMFAO

    • @kalebhargrove3353
      @kalebhargrove3353 4 роки тому +61

      Defense mechanism: Victim

    • @DytoxPrime
      @DytoxPrime 4 роки тому +18

      white knigts be like : TRIGGERED

    • @TheTrueGeorge
      @TheTrueGeorge 4 роки тому +7

      Sometimes I wish for a zombie apocalypse to see how they would react.

  • @trash2502
    @trash2502 5 років тому +2583

    I feel like she’s already accused people of rape

    • @vaiku7066
      @vaiku7066 5 років тому +103

      FilthyTrash I get that vibe too 💀😳

    • @Kurruchi
      @Kurruchi 5 років тому +98

      Sean Def a black football player lol

    • @morethanrei
      @morethanrei 5 років тому +113

      "He raped me I didn't consent to those $3000"

    • @jayparkerTBAS
      @jayparkerTBAS 5 років тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pierrebe4492
      @pierrebe4492 5 років тому +18

      i feel like she already married and dump a guy while taking away half of his stuff and money.

  • @HeavyLikesSandwich
    @HeavyLikesSandwich 4 роки тому +924

    Girl: "I want equality"
    *gets equality*
    Girl: *cries* "not this much equality take some back"

    • @imbeast191ify
      @imbeast191ify 3 роки тому +17

      -Of outcomes but no responsibility to go with it

    • @ujku07
      @ujku07 3 роки тому +36

      They only want equality when it benefits them

    • @dudedogdawg8024
      @dudedogdawg8024 3 роки тому +14

      @@ujku07 so not equality then lol

    • @krabbypatty849
      @krabbypatty849 3 роки тому +3

      @@dudedogdawg8024 hi random dog, can i pet you

    • @dudedogdawg8024
      @dudedogdawg8024 3 роки тому +2

      @@krabbypatty849 yes, go ahead

  • @isaytheenay5961
    @isaytheenay5961 4 роки тому +314

    Actually you need to pay attention to the word "Make" in "I didn't make 3000 dollars". I have noticed this behavior from other women before. They refer to gratuity as an "earning".
    Think about the psychology of this. To think of "begging for money" as if it's "work". And to think of her benefactors as "clients".

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 3 роки тому +26

      Gratitude is just a social signal for this kind of people. They aren't trully gratefull ever.

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 роки тому +15

      These types do have clients though
      If you catch my drift

    • @Retr0_Blues
      @Retr0_Blues 3 роки тому +25

      @@SpaceMonkeyBoi she seems more like the online sugar daddy type
      Prostitution might be too much work for her worthless crying headass

  • @pachimari8238
    @pachimari8238 5 років тому +6151

    She said she wanted a celebrity. She got Birdman. Never said what type so....

    • @hykuzo
      @hykuzo 5 років тому +322

      Xurrox she got the best lmao

    • @keggs73
      @keggs73 5 років тому +55

      Yea, so true 😂

    • @CixsenHD
      @CixsenHD 5 років тому +111

      Needs to be a pinned comment lmao

    • @IshyGz
      @IshyGz 5 років тому +147

      Lol, beggars can't be choosers

    • @EpicToroX3
      @EpicToroX3 5 років тому +14

      LMAOO

  • @michelinman6370
    @michelinman6370 5 років тому +627

    I'd really love to get cyber bullied for 3k

    • @erickarriaga6730
      @erickarriaga6730 5 років тому +69

      Michelin Man shit I would be cyber bullied for 10 buck

    • @xpollo7782
      @xpollo7782 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @captinpieface
      @captinpieface 5 років тому +36

      you probably look like a fucking chump. what’s your paypal

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 5 років тому +2

      high af cat lmao

    • @WindowsPlaysFPS
      @WindowsPlaysFPS 5 років тому +11

      FUCKING POST THE LINK YOU BITCH

  • @ayodub
    @ayodub 3 роки тому +37

    "Wipe your tears with the $3000 that hit your fucking paypal". That was poetry.

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 3 роки тому +245

    “I’m being told to get a job” yeah my parents started saying that in like 9th grade before I could even legally get a part time job, grow up and get a job

    • @dgs266
      @dgs266 3 роки тому +38

      Can’t wait for rona to end so I can get my working papers and get a job

    • @Thiccjimbobway
      @Thiccjimbobway 3 роки тому +15

      Dan S you dropped this 👑

    • @cordingkarma1139
      @cordingkarma1139 3 роки тому

      A job still won't pay your tuition unless you've been saving money from high-school and have barely been spending on anything

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 3 роки тому

      literally this except it was eighth grade and i just replied back what do you want me to work under the table doing back breaking work that will leave me with lifelong problems like you cause that sure as hell is a no from me hell my dad has tinnitus from working and refuses to admit it and his joints are so fucked its unreal at least he cant deny that since its obvious to anyone with eyes

    • @colonelsanders115
      @colonelsanders115 3 роки тому

      Women want what men have. Well like someone who get beating up if they acted badly. Men have worser punishments by far.

  • @Vans89
    @Vans89 4 роки тому +2547

    She's living on recruit while I don't even have a hud.

    • @tronzi0661
      @tronzi0661 4 роки тому +7

      Vincent lol

    • @dacarter70ify
      @dacarter70ify 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @huskytzu7709
      @huskytzu7709 4 роки тому +20

      Vincent i ain’t even have a map

    • @balistikbaritoz3612
      @balistikbaritoz3612 4 роки тому +61

      Fuck bro she playin on Recruit and Im stuck in Ranked against diamond leagues and Im a copper

    • @hectorparks8618
      @hectorparks8618 4 роки тому +1

      FACT

  • @Mad_Axe_Man125
    @Mad_Axe_Man125 5 років тому +2831

    Did she just call him a GAMER with the hard R? Rise up.

    • @crazypotatonogon2671
      @crazypotatonogon2671 5 років тому +177

      How dare she use the hard r

    • @thej2165
      @thej2165 5 років тому +132

      She is so oppressive smh my head

    • @360DJR
      @360DJR 5 років тому +68

      Bro g shit reading this was the hardest I've laughed at any youtube comment ever and the hardest I've laughed in a few weeks. Thanks for that man 👍

    • @Shala69
      @Shala69 5 років тому +30

      Nigga you don't get to use the hard R what a bitch

    • @kelvinmann7993
      @kelvinmann7993 5 років тому +15

      @@thej2165
      Wait you do realize SMH means "shake my head" right? There was no need to add "my head."

  • @TheEarthRealm
    @TheEarthRealm 3 роки тому +85

    *How tf could she claim that it was a 'joke', but SHE ACTUALLY PUT HER PAYPAL LINK OUT THERE SO THEY COULD SEND IT?!*

    • @azment8666
      @azment8666 3 роки тому +19

      victim card 101. i wonder what her response to this video was

    • @BunnyCurves
      @BunnyCurves Рік тому

      queer

  • @notrealy180217
    @notrealy180217 3 роки тому +304

    "I never wanted this attention"
    *spends 200$ on her eyebrows*

  • @hermannfegeleinthemasterof6198
    @hermannfegeleinthemasterof6198 5 років тому +361

    -girls are beyond veteran-
    *They've gone far from spectating mode*

    • @xdaddyduragx7989
      @xdaddyduragx7989 5 років тому +17

      They're on spectate, and then they gave the controller to Birdman.

    • @xxscootz9957
      @xxscootz9957 5 років тому +10

      not even spectator, but codcaster

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 5 років тому +5

      @@xxscootz9957 their on the god damn main menu not even playing the game yet

    • @somedutchguy2265
      @somedutchguy2265 5 років тому

      Hermann Fegelein The master of antics A

    • @toop8173
      @toop8173 5 років тому +3

      There not even on a system they watch others play on yt or other streaming sites😂

  • @jamwasherenothere5894
    @jamwasherenothere5894 4 роки тому +5927

    Birdman: In a week everybody will move on to something different..
    Shows up in everybody's recommended a year later

  • @killianirving2648
    @killianirving2648 4 роки тому +172

    About to go to college and I’m telling you I worked my ass off for scholarships and thank god i got one for 6 grand but man if I coulda just gone online and posted for people to send me money I should’ve just done that. The girl should’ve gotten a job to pay for it she should work for her own college

    • @giornogiovanna4491
      @giornogiovanna4491 3 роки тому +10

      R E S P E C C

    • @lukaspage1625
      @lukaspage1625 3 роки тому

      You’re mad that she took advantage of people gullible enough to do that ? Tragic.

    • @je3421
      @je3421 3 роки тому

      Shes the same type to say, "I put myself through school, I'm an entrepreneur", while receiving thousands in donations or whatever.

  • @nickemerson6934
    @nickemerson6934 3 роки тому +40

    “In like a week nobody will be talking about this”
    👀 me watching 2 years later

    • @tonyh6194
      @tonyh6194 3 роки тому +3

      Me watching 2 years 4 months later 👀👀

    • @darrenmkwananzi5271
      @darrenmkwananzi5271 3 роки тому +3

      @@tonyh6194 2 years 4 months and a week later

    • @tonyh6194
      @tonyh6194 3 роки тому +2

      @@darrenmkwananzi5271 2 years 4 months and 5 minutes later

    • @darrenmkwananzi5271
      @darrenmkwananzi5271 3 роки тому +1

      @@tonyh6194 2 years 4 months and 21 minutes later

    • @tonyh6194
      @tonyh6194 3 роки тому +1

      @@darrenmkwananzi5271 lol

  • @GokuBlack-jk5yj
    @GokuBlack-jk5yj 5 років тому +5058

    Anyone: insults birdman
    Birdman and his 1 Mil Subs:
    *Activate instant kill*

    • @rosegokublack9863
      @rosegokublack9863 5 років тому +125

      She deserved it let's change the difficulty for her to veteran.

    • @its_kittycat_uwu5837
      @its_kittycat_uwu5837 5 років тому +27

      His ass got the nuke in cod zombies.

    • @lukehahn4784
      @lukehahn4784 5 років тому +9

      KAREN ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL!

    • @milanstamenkovski2977
      @milanstamenkovski2977 5 років тому +19

      I'm so proud of this community

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 5 років тому +14

      Naw... she got tactical nuked lmao Stupid bitch...

  • @ftmerc8007
    @ftmerc8007 4 роки тому +3204

    Lmao I love how he purposely made this vid 13 min. Well done indeed

  • @BlueSkyCountry
    @BlueSkyCountry 3 роки тому +34

    She thought she ran into a "random gamer guy on the Internet"...
    Actually, she ran into a THOT Police plainclothes detective...

  • @GA-ho2qu
    @GA-ho2qu 3 роки тому +184

    "Welcome to veteran difficulty."
    Or, welcome to a man's world. Where money, like respect, isn't given, but earned.

  • @kura7432
    @kura7432 4 роки тому +7282

    Girls be living like they playing minecraft on peaceful mode, and guys out here playing darksouls 3 with no weapons and the controller is a fishing rod.

  • @Adne.
    @Adne. 5 років тому +705

    Hopefully you aren't going to be a math teacher because THIS SHIT AIN'T ADDIN UP

  • @matthewbertrand4139
    @matthewbertrand4139 3 роки тому +3

    "Wipe your tears with the $3,000 that hit your fucking PayPal"
    unironically a fucking bar

  • @blakedurston
    @blakedurston 4 роки тому +137

    Every american should be required by law to watch this video as well at the first video that led up to it.
    Especially the simps

    • @colinthiel1283
      @colinthiel1283 3 роки тому +20

      your thinking too small, we need to translate it into every language and show it to everyone on earth.

    • @giornogiovanna4491
      @giornogiovanna4491 3 роки тому +7

      @@colinthiel1283 then people will know that almost every girl is a gold digger or thot.

    • @levi2732
      @levi2732 3 роки тому

      im not american and im not a *SIMP* anymore thanks to american men! and their videos!

  • @senjugold6977
    @senjugold6977 5 років тому +765

    Let me catch me son breathing the same air as her

    • @ye-xf5mw
      @ye-xf5mw 5 років тому +5

      Senju Gold Chevy. Hvhchchchch chchvhchvhchv hvh chchvhchchch Chechen hvhchh chchchchhchchh chic hchv hvhchchch chchvhc hchchchhc hvhchvhc hve Chechen chchvhch c high ch hvhchc hve chchvhv hvh ch c hve h c h hve hvhchvh ch ch c h hv hve chic h hvhch h c hvhchv hv hhchvh ch h Chevy c hvhch chchvhchchchc hve c hve ch ch chic hchc hh ch chchvhc hvhchhc chic hve hchchc hve Christmas chic h hv hve chchchchc he c hv hv hve chic hve hchchvh chchvhhc hch chchvhchc hv hv hvhhchvhchc hve chch c hvhchvh chchvhchchchvhhchch hvhchchvhchchchchchchch ch chic hvhchhc hvhch chchvhch Chevy chchvhchvhchc hvhhchvhc hvhc hv he chuckles hv hve chch ch c Gucci hve chchc hvhch Chechen high chchvhv hv hve chch c hv hvhvhhc hv hvhvhv hv hvhvh chchvhvh Chevy Chevy has chic hvh c hv Chuck hvhhc h hvhchvh high ch c hv hvhvhv hve chic hchvh c hvhvhvh chchvhchvhh chchc hv hvhch hve has c hve ch Chevy hvhch chuckholes chchvh c hve chch. Hvhvhv h hvhchv hve hv hvhvhhchvhvhvhvh chchvhv hvhvhvhh ch hve chhchg Vichy ch hv hvhchvhchh chchvhvhc hch chi hvhchh c hv hv hvhchvh Chuck

    • @arananime3156
      @arananime3156 5 років тому

      ye hah nice

    • @andy991
      @andy991 5 років тому +1

      @@ye-xf5mw BRUH English please

    • @itz_migzz4446
      @itz_migzz4446 5 років тому +4

      Let me catch HER even HAVING a SON

    • @andy991
      @andy991 5 років тому

      @gsm swervo BRUH 😂

  • @trevonmckinley8172
    @trevonmckinley8172 4 роки тому +2774

    Complains about face being on the Internet with a picture of her face.

    • @jakaalatas8938
      @jakaalatas8938 4 роки тому +86

      Logic:9999999999

    • @nicholaskenneth113
      @nicholaskenneth113 4 роки тому +46

      Hey, eminem, good to
      see you on the internet!

    • @mickbbrick9245
      @mickbbrick9245 4 роки тому +51

      She said she doesnt want this attention but she posted a sad attempt to get simps to pay her and it worked she out here playing recruit and others play bloodborne with fist only and no blood vials

    • @LentiGaming
      @LentiGaming 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @mah8468
      @mah8468 3 роки тому +3

      What’s her @ lol

  • @crownsplitter
    @crownsplitter 4 роки тому +62

    I feel like a picture with a girls forehead and eyes with the caption are part of the 14 year old starter pack,they come as templates

  • @prizma45
    @prizma45 2 роки тому +4

    One of my fave vids this decade

  • @Harbz
    @Harbz 5 років тому +11267

    Let me catch my son crying on social media for donations

    • @AnbuStealth
      @AnbuStealth 5 років тому +42

      Hahaha

    • @un-koalafied8481
      @un-koalafied8481 5 років тому +166

      Or my daughter

    • @lyonhd9221
      @lyonhd9221 5 років тому +5

      Harbz ko

    • @ramiroespinoza7587
      @ramiroespinoza7587 5 років тому +11

      Harbz my dad says that about me

    • @nauchi2840
      @nauchi2840 5 років тому +15

      Tashiro Sensei wow cool that you said the almost exact same thing as birdman in his first video

  • @tryhard3260
    @tryhard3260 5 років тому +7465

    Birdman is officially the new spokesman for the male species . Ty birdman 😤

    • @scottfowler5312
      @scottfowler5312 5 років тому +127

      Big fucking facts

    • @_runta
      @_runta 5 років тому +55

      @@scottfowler5312 u guys have the same profile pic. WHAT A coincidence

    • @gouramii1182
      @gouramii1182 5 років тому +86

      I may not be a male but I'm on your side

    • @dejorhill8197
      @dejorhill8197 5 років тому +27

      Facts

    • @AnbuStealth
      @AnbuStealth 5 років тому +26

      Facts

  • @skk7593
    @skk7593 4 роки тому +57

    Ah, yes. The crying tactic.
    Been there.
    That's when you know you've proven your point and won the argument.

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 3 роки тому +1

      literally this was thinkin the same shit been there done that never again unless some bitch wants to pull this backwards ass logic on me then im gonna show her a real hard dose of reality

  • @zTryzee
    @zTryzee 3 роки тому +10

    Watching it again after 2 years makes it even more hilarious 😂

  • @SkurtavusGrodolfus
    @SkurtavusGrodolfus 5 років тому +3450

    Birdman: *exists*
    Thots: wait... why do I hear boss music?

    • @TommysMatchbook
      @TommysMatchbook 4 роки тому +6

      WAS THAT A TERRARIA REFERENCE?!?!?!?!

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 4 роки тому +1

      @@TommysMatchbook i think its dark souls

    • @poysona
      @poysona 4 роки тому +2

      @@dylanram4653 it's terraria

    • @Jagad88
      @Jagad88 4 роки тому +2

      Sverige åt Svenskarna, Svenskarna åt Sverige ❤️🇸🇪❤️🇸🇪

    • @ristonalaimo5048
      @ristonalaimo5048 4 роки тому

      hahah

  • @dodgydabber
    @dodgydabber 5 років тому +106

    Dang, Birdman came across as ruthless in this one.
    Like Ice cube or something with the disses. There was no let up. Also since this is a Birdman comment section "LET ME CATCH MY SON EXISTING ON PLANET EARTH"

    • @gruberschmitermit161
      @gruberschmitermit161 5 років тому

      It's because of patreon. He's not censoring himself anymore. Praise the nine divines!!

  • @MartinRodriguez-cu6vl
    @MartinRodriguez-cu6vl 2 роки тому +4

    Had a female co-worker lie about why she missed 2 days of work. Claimed she was getting a birth control implant Thursday, and missed work, then also missed the following Friday saying they had to reschedule the appointment. She got caught in the lie through Snapchat. She had her location on and we were able to see her Bitmoji driving to North Carolina ON THURSDAY, so it was all part of the plan to also miss Friday. When she got back Monday, she was given a chance to tell the truth about where she really was, but she continued to use the same "birth control implant" excuse. Then they busted out the evidence with screenshots of her literally driving out of town. She proceeded to put on a show and fake cry and complain about not having any privacy. She didn't talk to anyone at work for 3 days after that because she was mad about being caught in a lie. Of course she completely avoided any consequences. 🤦‍♂️ No write-ups or anything, all she has to do was turn on the water works.

    • @LEBESTOF03m
      @LEBESTOF03m 2 роки тому

      Some girls do be manipulating/guilt people to avoid shit, just so they don't face the actions they do

    • @LEBESTOF03m
      @LEBESTOF03m 2 роки тому

      Also i said ''some'' not all i guess, sometimes it's harmless sometimes it's straight up lying

    • @mattimath
      @mattimath 2 місяці тому

      People do that all the time, my brother uses his kid for sickdays and pay, even though he only has the kids every other weekend. It's common

  • @applepokerpie246
    @applepokerpie246 3 роки тому +5

    This is a classic. My kids will watch this legendary sequel

  • @civroger
    @civroger 5 років тому +1309

    Some women think their feelings are as good as facts

    • @TheEathans
      @TheEathans 5 років тому +72

      civroger Soome? Some?!?!

    • @civroger
      @civroger 5 років тому +80

      oK ChrimsonSage. Just between you, me and the rest of the internet; Most of them think that way :D

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 років тому +14

      CrimsonSage Was about to comment the same

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 5 років тому +16

      "I am in fact, triggered"

    • @burnieproduction2580
      @burnieproduction2580 5 років тому +5

      Feelings are nothing compare to facts

  • @calebphillips3895
    @calebphillips3895 5 років тому +1596

    If I'm ever in trouble Birdman I'm calling you as my lawyer

  • @jazzflint8290
    @jazzflint8290 3 роки тому +4

    This will forever be one of my all time favourite yt videos

    • @prizma45
      @prizma45 2 роки тому +2

      Likeminded friend, youtube channels made before 2014 are usually cool people

  • @popeshabba4266
    @popeshabba4266 2 роки тому +3

    No men would get the money. Just would have gotten the bullied part😂😭😭I love bird man😂

  • @falcongamer5867
    @falcongamer5867 5 років тому +1323

    If she ever becomes a teacher, she wouldn't survive the students making fun of her

    • @hollowgetsuga425
      @hollowgetsuga425 5 років тому +91

      FalconGamer 58
      >teaches 1st grade kids
      >kid takes a selfie with her
      “omg internet help one Of my students raped me and posted it on the internet”

    • @falcongamer5867
      @falcongamer5867 5 років тому +10

      @@hollowgetsuga425 this is so good, Google Home play Angry Birds

    • @falcongamer5867
      @falcongamer5867 5 років тому +2

      @@WaynesBreezy she would deadass do that

    • @sheesh8831
      @sheesh8831 5 років тому +21

      Seriously you can’t be a beggar and hide behind a benevolent mask. If you take a vacation, knowing that if you do you won’t have enough money if you go, that’s stupid. This woman is going to be a bad teacher because she is a bad person

    • @falcongamer5867
      @falcongamer5867 5 років тому +1

      @Grape Soda my math teacher is getting made fun of, but he has the punishment for them

  • @gbcmatt2951
    @gbcmatt2951 5 років тому +525

    My guy birdman out here taking no prisoners

    • @h1n14lifegaming
      @h1n14lifegaming 5 років тому +14

      Yup he playing this on nightmare mode

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 років тому +4

      Not Enough Bass "Take no prisoners, take no shit"

    • @GambledMyhouse
      @GambledMyhouse 5 років тому

      he playing ironman all skulls on realistic mode

    • @invalidusername6158
      @invalidusername6158 5 років тому +1

      -Take cheecks kick names-

    • @judekh8982
      @judekh8982 5 років тому

      Just going for the kill legend

  • @mer.k
    @mer.k 3 роки тому +32

    13 mins bc she watches the full ads instead of skipping at the beginning lmfaoooo

    • @ndx2k
      @ndx2k 3 роки тому +2

      Dead

  • @quarantineddeku7368
    @quarantineddeku7368 4 роки тому +18

    I got this on my recommended. I remember watching this the day it was out

  • @fang2304
    @fang2304 5 років тому +9151

    Thot: talks shit
    Birdman: *appears*
    --Can not fast travel when enemies are nearby--

  • @AR-47_
    @AR-47_ 5 років тому +392

    "I never wanted _this_ attention."

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 років тому +3

      AR 47 looolllll real talk

    • @firerhino8592
      @firerhino8592 5 років тому +5

      I just wanted attention from celebrities.

    • @user-kg2nm9dw2f
      @user-kg2nm9dw2f 5 років тому +1

      damnnn that’s rough lol

    • @firerhino8592
      @firerhino8592 5 років тому

      @@rose4648 how did I at all say that?

    • @rose4648
      @rose4648 5 років тому

      @@firerhino8592 its a joke like brother you sound like a triggered eugene

  • @mori1387
    @mori1387 3 роки тому +35

    0:00-13:26
    No,no,hes got a point.

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 6 місяців тому +8

    ....I miss these Days of UA-cam.. Calling out people who do stupid things, in an IRL way and getting people behind you..

  • @Sevensliders
    @Sevensliders 5 років тому +1028

    What disgusts me about her is that she should be disciplined enough not to take a vacation when money for college was obviously needed. Skewed priorities.
    Disgusting.

    • @Sevensliders
      @Sevensliders 5 років тому +44

      7:19
      "But now what do I do?"
      If you have any sort of accountability, do this:
      REFUND THE MONEY.

    • @NatePhan
      @NatePhan 5 років тому +44

      Lol accountability my ass, she already spent that shit on another vacation.

    • @XNYDNTE
      @XNYDNTE 5 років тому +6

      @@NatePhan damn she's a dumbass

    • @zhangjiang4246
      @zhangjiang4246 5 років тому +18

      Sevensliders I mean she already established herself as a whiny spoiled irresponsible bitch, you can’t expect that wildebeast to know basic financial knowledge.

    • @danneltheflannel
      @danneltheflannel 5 років тому +9

      She probably still has 3,000 bucks left, thats how recruit difficulty works ya know.

  • @thegrayone9536
    @thegrayone9536 5 років тому +381

    Birdman: Makes 11 minute video on a girl
    Girl: He made a 13 minute video on me omg lol
    Also Birdman: Makes another video that is actually 13 minutes to make it easier for her to come back with nothing.

  • @rogerweiner5651
    @rogerweiner5651 2 роки тому +1

    Birdman was bringing the fire with the two vids talking about this girl. Sounds like he was genuinely pissed off lmao.

  • @Zykory
    @Zykory 4 роки тому +3

    We need more people like you, like we actually really need more people like you

  • @ethanharrison6698
    @ethanharrison6698 5 років тому +234

    I'm so sad someone on the Internet doesn't like something I did
    *wipes tears with $3000*
    How am I going to live now

    • @zanemath
      @zanemath 5 років тому +1

      bad memes t

    • @zanemath
      @zanemath 5 років тому +1

      bad memes t

  • @discopatw
    @discopatw 5 років тому +1000

    This is "cutscene only" difficulty

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 5 років тому +20

      PatW that’s too much for her attention span

    • @timidejo1445
      @timidejo1445 5 років тому +2

      @A Giant Taco Monster how is gonna see that if she's stuck on the first check point XD

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 5 років тому

      A Giant Taco Monster there we go

    • @bobbyshmurda395
      @bobbyshmurda395 5 років тому +9

      Dude she’s not even playing a game she’s in a theater watching the previews for a movie

    • @argenti3609
      @argenti3609 5 років тому +2

      She couldn't even load the disc or if its on steam how to install the game

  • @Bomboyy
    @Bomboyy 4 роки тому +76

    She literally said “🥺”

  • @undeadchronicxiv4189
    @undeadchronicxiv4189 3 роки тому +3

    I love how I was recommended this years later- its gold!

  • @gareth6652
    @gareth6652 5 років тому +795

    Birdman doesn't take L 's lmfao

  • @thejoker5755
    @thejoker5755 5 років тому +654

    You're not a UA-cam gamer guy
    You're a COD athlete she should know this

  • @saif-tu9qk
    @saif-tu9qk 3 роки тому +2

    Every once in a while i get this in my recommended, and every once in a while i rewatch this video with full satisfaction

  • @DGB782
    @DGB782 2 роки тому +1

    You’re a savage. Spawn in on veteran difficulty is a perfect way describe this.

  • @slender701
    @slender701 5 років тому +352

    I bet she will say this vid is 11 mins long

  • @ethanafflick1980
    @ethanafflick1980 5 років тому +1534

    spoiled girl: * asks for money on the internet *
    internet: * gives her money *
    spoiled girl: * surprised pikachu face *

  • @stremegamer1236
    @stremegamer1236 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is too good, he can't lose an argument

  • @tylerkendall5177
    @tylerkendall5177 2 роки тому +3

    Bruh you made a 13 min video for this, while roasting her. Perfection my man.

  • @gabebowers9888
    @gabebowers9888 4 роки тому +313

    I like how she says everyone's being mean to her when her first two posts on her story was her trying to roast you

  • @person6606
    @person6606 5 років тому +3480

    LOL he made the video *13 mins* long

  • @JgBrzb
    @JgBrzb 10 місяців тому +1

    Yo thanks birdman for putting this back up!

  • @somebodyinapaperbag6865
    @somebodyinapaperbag6865 3 роки тому +2

    When you go back to this video a long time after first watching and realize just how savage Birdman was in this video! Insta kill

  • @Yung-Douche
    @Yung-Douche 5 років тому +108

    *somebody called me out....*
    *time to cry*

    • @sonarbuge7958
      @sonarbuge7958 5 років тому +5

      Yung Douche
      Pls change ur profile picture

    • @metalrebel7506
      @metalrebel7506 5 років тому

      ;-; ahhhh im so called out. This is sad Alexa play FUCKING MOTLEY CRUE

    • @itachidickrider3292
      @itachidickrider3292 5 років тому +4

      Yung Douche *somebody called me out*
      *now where did I put my eye drops*

    • @jamlez
      @jamlez 5 років тому

      @@sonarbuge7958 why should he/she change it?

  • @agent475816
    @agent475816 5 років тому +263

    "I just wanted to go to school."
    Well, I'm sure others do too, but they don't go on Twitter and beg for money. This is the prime example of living on recruit difficulty.

  • @abneerejaz3954
    @abneerejaz3954 3 роки тому

    rediscovering this gold mine of a video during lockdown is all i needed

  • @SwiftCrushing
    @SwiftCrushing 2 роки тому +1

    2:27 unreal lmao
    ive been Subbed since the bo two days
    keep going
    heh

  • @ImChopSuey
    @ImChopSuey 5 років тому +502

    If all she wanted was to go to school she should of saved her money for it rather than going to the Bahamas

    • @theinfluencer2109
      @theinfluencer2109 5 років тому +15

      THANK YOU!! FINALLY SOMEONE SAID THIS!!!

    • @BoTbBeast
      @BoTbBeast 5 років тому +20

      Navaii frrr like the fuck a trip to the Bahamas prolly at least 3k because she stayed for 3 weeks

    • @sonarbuge7958
      @sonarbuge7958 5 років тому +12

      Panzer
      I mean it’s not like birdman fucking implied that shit as hard as anyone can imply anything lmao

    • @ianmckenna6146
      @ianmckenna6146 5 років тому +1

      It seemed like she was expecting to be able to pay for her tuition later on in the year but the school didn’t allow that

    • @DrDillDough
      @DrDillDough 5 років тому +6

      Ian McKenna
      Literally no college does that. If they do, point me in that direction.
      Because tuition here is due as soon as you register(before semester starts).

  • @SickkAddiction
    @SickkAddiction 5 років тому +105

    I'm laughing so hard, she is acting holier than thou on twitter. I work with 19+ year olds, they go to college (J&W, an expensive culinary arts school), most of them have to skip a semester or do a leap year so they can work more and make ends meet. She isn't the only one struggling w/ school but she is the only one begging like this.
    Edit: this is the first video that Birdman has made that actually triggers my soul because I hate choosy beggars who CAN do more if they actually tried and stopped crying. I am a year beyond because of a horrible transfer and now I also own money, I wish I could cry on the internet and add my paypal link to everything so shamelessly.

    • @Kittenela
      @Kittenela 5 років тому +1

      Mystery lol ik I work two jobs in the summer still have to pay bills and for my tuitions my self and work a full time while going to school...

    • @Kittenela
      @Kittenela 5 років тому +1

      Then girls and guys like this get scholarships and there parents help and still end up dropping out ..

    • @t.2338
      @t.2338 5 років тому

      Good friend of mine went to J&W, great school

  • @guyprieto1593
    @guyprieto1593 3 роки тому

    Dude you got me to subscribe instantly. Thank you. And this is just some person who is probably use to getting there way and when someone calls them out they lose their shit.

  • @tuffy712
    @tuffy712 3 роки тому

    Still top 10 greatest roasts of youtube history

  • @booj3432
    @booj3432 5 років тому +154

    She uses vapo rub to make herself cry

    • @ConnorTheCloutgod
      @ConnorTheCloutgod 5 років тому

      Elias Harben Can y’all sub to me please?

    • @booj3432
      @booj3432 5 років тому +41

      No.

    • @yuu5974
      @yuu5974 5 років тому +4

      She could have easily just used eye drops I mean they make your eyes red for a few seconds once you put them in.

    • @visi2tirana
      @visi2tirana 5 років тому

      Haha

    • @Cherry-wn2ye
      @Cherry-wn2ye 5 років тому +1

      @@ConnorTheCloutgod definitely no

  • @chael9323
    @chael9323 5 років тому +1150

    I started a go Fundme for 200$ so that I could at it as my tuition fee that semester, I'm a teacher now just graduated this year. But nobody even gave me 1$, I had to work 3 jobs, and go to school. Only had 3-4hrs of sleep for 3 months

    • @user-tn1wo4md4n
      @user-tn1wo4md4n 5 років тому +82

      3-4 hrs daily or in total?

    • @chael9323
      @chael9323 5 років тому +87

      @@user-tn1wo4md4n daily

    • @chael9323
      @chael9323 5 років тому +82

      @@user-tn1wo4md4n and almost failed, and now can't find a teaching job

    • @user-tn1wo4md4n
      @user-tn1wo4md4n 5 років тому +77

      @@chael9323 good luck to ya

    • @inferno3080
      @inferno3080 5 років тому +49

      @@chael9323 shit sorry man.

  • @yeahicheifit6948
    @yeahicheifit6948 3 роки тому +2

    A classic i can always rewatch

  • @intothenight5932
    @intothenight5932 3 роки тому +8

    2.1 Million views on this vid alone... gg Birdman 😂

  • @chimmichunker3955
    @chimmichunker3955 5 років тому +463

    She was on kiddie mode with no bots and cheats and then the game forced her into regular.
    *She couldn't handle it*

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 5 років тому +6

      naw.. the bitch was on tutorial level lmao... that shit ended and she got killed...

    • @reggieraccoon6447
      @reggieraccoon6447 5 років тому +4

      @@sparda9060 no she was on the loading screen and died when the tutorial started

    • @danielli4975
      @danielli4975 4 роки тому +3

      More like she was abusing a money glitch and they patched it in the next update. Lmfaoo

    • @steelypoppy9866
      @steelypoppy9866 4 роки тому +3

      She on the free trial lmao

  • @akuma-5335
    @akuma-5335 5 років тому +606

    Girl: "I need a CELEBRITY to donate 3000 dollars so i can go to college"
    Girl later: i nEvER wANteD tHiS ATentTiOn

  • @blakedurston
    @blakedurston 4 роки тому

    Birdman savage of the year award

  • @WardenWithHonor
    @WardenWithHonor 3 роки тому +1

    Your voice is so hilarious explaining this, keep up awesome stories

    • @lynx4686
      @lynx4686 2 роки тому

      For real he's so funny 💯

  • @TheToxicity
    @TheToxicity 5 років тому +198

    She’s living on Peaceful Mode. There’s aren’t even any enemies, just Birdman.

    • @Juliiiooo
      @Juliiiooo 5 років тому +8

      Fastboy478 no she’s living on peacefull creative mode

    • @thorodinson7467
      @thorodinson7467 5 років тому +4

      what about herobrine also she got cheats and bonus chest enabled

    • @bigmac371
      @bigmac371 5 років тому

      Adventure mode from uncharted 4

    • @randmht9976
      @randmht9976 5 років тому +1

      Not just she , most of the western hoes.

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 5 років тому +2

      The chicken mutated into a birdman 😂

  • @vinnyyep4853
    @vinnyyep4853 5 років тому +185

    BOOM GENDER EQUALITY 😂😂

  • @thegodpineapple6152
    @thegodpineapple6152 3 роки тому +1

    “Welcome to veteran difficulty” lmfao this mans a national treasure

  • @darrenogodo
    @darrenogodo 3 роки тому +2

    10:03 wtf was the guy on the screen flying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nickl14
    @nickl14 5 років тому +247

    Birdman, you would be a great lawyer

    • @jojof3093
      @jojof3093 5 років тому

      Chicken Nugget ive always thought about that

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 5 років тому +10

      Nah, he would just go off on everyone 😂

    • @thewhizkid3937
      @thewhizkid3937 4 роки тому

      I said the same thing.

  • @bl1492
    @bl1492 5 років тому +77

    when u accidentally put 8 veteran bots on the enemy team and they all throw stuns at u and u ain't running tac mask

  • @beetheimmortal
    @beetheimmortal 3 роки тому +1

    I watch Birdman for the background gameplay. I have never played a single COD game in my entire life, but his gameplay kinda makes me want to.

  • @ireallyhatejam873
    @ireallyhatejam873 2 роки тому +2

    “Do I just delete myself off the face of the earth?”
    Suicide is serious, and I can’t say if she’s lying or not, but from what she’s saying so far, it really just sounds like she wants sympathy points