Eugene Catfishes His Tinder Date and It Doesn't Go Well...

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  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 6 років тому +3588

    "I got a 10/10 personality and I still got rejected" Says the man who got a date with a woman JUST so that he could tell her that she's going to reject him because he's ugly..

    • @Alphacarmine72
      @Alphacarmine72 5 років тому +113

      Cat Poke bruh the was the dumbest logic ever lmaooooo

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 років тому +86

      Dude has some crazy emotional issues probably lol

    • @Papa_Mendes
      @Papa_Mendes 5 років тому +65

      That Eugene is an Incel King

    • @SleezDeez
      @SleezDeez 5 років тому +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @michaelsmart8670
      @michaelsmart8670 5 років тому +8

      @@Zrato no u

  • @WildAutonomy
    @WildAutonomy 6 років тому +6662

    Let me catch my son keeping a rejection journal

    • @froggaegodeath2855
      @froggaegodeath2855 6 років тому +191

      Exeref let me catch my son having an edgy anime pfp

    • @col.glover4134
      @col.glover4134 6 років тому +10

      Exeref JESUS is savior

    • @BullZEyeReview
      @BullZEyeReview 6 років тому +13

      spit my cereal out lmao

    • @Biid21
      @Biid21 6 років тому +3

      r.i.p. let me find out.....

    • @northway8209
      @northway8209 6 років тому +13

      Brady Simmons let me catch my son spitting out cereal

  • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
    @chefboiardeeznutz9881 5 років тому +555

    Dude: "hey.."
    Chick: " hey"
    Dude: "I'm ugly...😐"
    Chick: "um..😐"

    • @cameronm6647
      @cameronm6647 4 роки тому +57

      Flawless strategy

    • @davidmitchell621
      @davidmitchell621 4 роки тому +48

      Instead of the chick saying um, she should be like "Well no fucking shit. I have eyes. I'm not Helen fucking Keller"

    • @ozzycortes
      @ozzycortes 4 роки тому +4

      So damn true!

    • @moonman6485
      @moonman6485 4 роки тому +3

      Loool

    • @TalesFromTheSlumsOfMumbai
      @TalesFromTheSlumsOfMumbai 4 роки тому +5

      Usually the bitch says she ugly then expects a compliment from the guy

  • @Slickdown
    @Slickdown 5 років тому +537

    Being socially awkward is one thing, but the lack of self awareness is just appalling

    • @Torturephile
      @Torturephile 4 роки тому

      Blind Guardian \m/.

    • @angelaalfonso4815
      @angelaalfonso4815 4 роки тому +19

      I might be socially awkward, but I will never stoop as low as a Eugene.

    • @sagarhb9704
      @sagarhb9704 3 роки тому +5

      @@angelaalfonso4815 (Y). Same

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 3 роки тому

      @M43K being socially awkward actually can work in a positive way. It can be cute.

  • @canedo9104
    @canedo9104 6 років тому +769

    His rejection list is the same as his kill list.

  • @MoltenSamurai
    @MoltenSamurai 6 років тому +1271

    "You can be weird, or you can be ugly, but you can't be both" (paraphrasing)
    This is surprisingly accurate.

    • @kirstencarlson7603
      @kirstencarlson7603 5 років тому +29

      MoltenSamurai doubt bc it’s me

    • @ikki9685
      @ikki9685 5 років тому +16

      Ur wrong

    • @markfark188
      @markfark188 5 років тому +113

      @ThatCrazy Drunk I think the point is that then nobody will be spreading their legs for you

    • @cryodragon617
      @cryodragon617 5 років тому +2

      *Insert picture of Eugene in video here*

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 років тому +12

      I took weird. I’d get no cheeks if it weren’t for my aesthetic

  • @ayodeji557
    @ayodeji557 6 років тому +531

    Let me catch my son getting rejected exactly 20 times

    • @uprbrgming
      @uprbrgming 6 років тому +22

      Ayodeji Taiwo what is your address so I can ship you this W

    • @srl.zaakid1080
      @srl.zaakid1080 6 років тому +12

      Hold dis big fat ass *W* fam.

    • @ThreeSixtydroid
      @ThreeSixtydroid 6 років тому +8

      20 times isn't even that much, I've been rejected way more then that. You just gotta learn not to come across as jaded and bitter.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 5 років тому +339

    I was on tinder before. Got a lot of matches. With bots.

    • @rowenahaps8514
      @rowenahaps8514 4 роки тому +24

      I got a lot of matches with alcoholics, ex cons, and guys with 3+ kids.. 😢

    • @LeVeLs404
      @LeVeLs404 3 роки тому +1

      Still a problem that the most "users" on tinder are bots

    • @wingstop7021
      @wingstop7021 3 роки тому +11

      @@rowenahaps8514 damn we probably matched before I fit the description

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz 3 роки тому

      @@rowenahaps8514 better swipe left lol

    • @frieza2235
      @frieza2235 3 роки тому

      @CrazyDoughboy all figured out, you need everyone's eyes just to feel seen

  • @greeneoasis9051
    @greeneoasis9051 5 років тому +591

    *catfishes someone and attempts to guilt trip the girl* i got a 10/10 personality

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому +19

      His guilt tripping attempts seemed very close to escalating into violence and abduction attempts too. Notice his anger and swearing for no reason. If this happened in a more secluded place, I would not be surprised if he did something like shove her against a wall and refuse to let her leave until she said something that he wanted to hear. If I had stumbled onto these videos randomly while on social media, I would be tempted to notify authorities...

    • @funy_guck5339
      @funy_guck5339 4 роки тому +7

      Blue Sky Country and my his voice and his anger, he seems like those kids where everyone is kinda creeped out to hangout with.

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому +2

      @@funy_guck5339 Exactly what I was thinking too. That is some potential Elliot Rodgers shit right there...

    • @gornobaneca3296
      @gornobaneca3296 4 роки тому +1

      You have 420 likes and i dont want to ruin it

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 6 років тому +4340

    I’m tired of these eugenes lying

    • @captaingabes1469
      @captaingabes1469 6 років тому +57

      Sounds like a new series

    • @puffy3322
      @puffy3322 6 років тому +67

      That is actually nice idea.
      #ImTiredOfTheseEugenesLying

    • @GrimNobody
      @GrimNobody 6 років тому +51

      The worst part about this is I bet he isn't ugly, he just has a confidence problem and maybe a style and hygiene problem cuz he doesn't have to look nice for anyone.

    • @bryangonzalez5549
      @bryangonzalez5549 6 років тому +2

      I have to wait 90 days to change my name good name

    • @Miimii3757
      @Miimii3757 6 років тому +1

      I have to wait 89 days to change my name

  • @DietWarlord
    @DietWarlord 6 років тому +1079

    I saw a license plate earlier that said "Eugene" and I almost died laughing

    • @Milani-qe7jp
      @Milani-qe7jp 5 років тому +30

      One of my teachers is named Eugene, sadly he has to go to hospital for the rest of the year.

    • @jimzimmer2048
      @jimzimmer2048 5 років тому +8

      Milani 2006 good

    • @Milani-qe7jp
      @Milani-qe7jp 5 років тому +28

      @@jimzimmer2048 he was a nice guy but I died laughing when I found out his name

    • @Zrato
      @Zrato 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @G3RM3X617
      @G3RM3X617 5 років тому +1

      It was custom there's no way that plate was issued at random lol

  • @hookerlegs106
    @hookerlegs106 6 років тому +325

    I like how homegirl legit sat(well stood) there and actually talked to him. She debated with him and everything.

    • @kskid99
      @kskid99 6 років тому +78

      "girls don't give me a chance" Eugene says as this girl is lowkey giving him one. She didn't walk out 5 seconds after finding out what he was doing, probably felt some pity the first time he said he was ugly, then he wouldnt shut the fuck up about it and started acting like a weirdo.

    • @kskid99
      @kskid99 6 років тому +41

      "I have a 10/10 personality" LOL

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 6 років тому +47

      She gave him more chance than he deserved. Just because he presumed to blame her eand used words like "fucking" and "bullshit" is reason enough to just leave him there without any explanations.

    • @hookerlegs106
      @hookerlegs106 6 років тому +12

      The funny thing is he probably wasn't even that ugly.

    • @RedBearNAaron
      @RedBearNAaron 6 років тому +1

      Hooker Legs she can get the match, the convo and the "link." She's a keeper.

  • @Glocktopus129
    @Glocktopus129 4 роки тому +389

    Serial killers are said to be charming. This guy has the personality of an active shooter. Not a serial killer lol

    • @467076
      @467076 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao 😂

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah at least Serial Killers know how to lure you in but this guy fails at that. lol

    • @jacksondye3446
      @jacksondye3446 2 роки тому +8

      he's a self loathing narcissist that views women in a negative light, he without a doubt has some concerning traits. all we need to know now is whether or not he is kind to animal. if not, lock em up.

  • @michaeldorso7099
    @michaeldorso7099 5 років тому +298

    This dude said "dont lie to me" as if he didnt lie about his whole person. My guy what the fuuuck

  • @mekelreen9869
    @mekelreen9869 4 роки тому +340

    “I’ve been rejected 20 times in my life.” Dude, that’s not a lot.

    • @P12ooF
      @P12ooF 4 роки тому +80

      Exactly. I've been rejected a handful of times a night. Just keep on spending bullets. Even a blind man will hit its target eventually.

    • @erichodosh2933
      @erichodosh2933 4 роки тому +33

      I agree but going 0 - 20 is a lot different than going 1 - 20. He just needs that one win and his attitude would change a lot.

    • @P12ooF
      @P12ooF 4 роки тому +16

      @@erichodosh2933 think went like 0-100 before scoring. Then it got less intimidating and awkward. Ratio just kept going up from there. Now I'm 2-1! Somehow I sleep with one lady and wake up to two!.
      J/k... I can dream though.
      You're right too btw. He needs a win to stop being so damn awkward.

    • @MegaMaveri
      @MegaMaveri 4 роки тому +1

      Said the same thing.

    • @kennethstmarie7518
      @kennethstmarie7518 4 роки тому +5

      I went 0 for 20 in one night. James Harden puts up those numbers IRL and you see he still scores. You gotta keep on shooting fam trust me

  • @10Jellyman10
    @10Jellyman10 5 років тому +668

    Dis man finna be 0 - 21. Keeping the streak alive!!!

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 5 років тому +61

      At this rate, he might even beat The Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak. xD

    • @ThisisFerrariKhan
      @ThisisFerrariKhan 5 років тому +4

      Thando Mapukata 😂👌🏾 I didn’t even think of that, smart thinking

    • @randomuser1175
      @randomuser1175 5 років тому +5

      Mans bouta get a tactical nuke

    • @gallants4527
      @gallants4527 5 років тому +2

      Lomai

    • @gallants4527
      @gallants4527 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @kirby8247
    @kirby8247 6 років тому +262

    "I got a 10/10 personality"

    • @PlayingWasted
      @PlayingWasted 6 років тому +19

      LOL i heard that literally half a second after i read ur comment

    • @Toochilledtocare-_-
      @Toochilledtocare-_- 6 років тому +9

      Same here. Spooky stuff

    • @NeonBeamDreams
      @NeonBeamDreams 6 років тому +14

      But its OK, he's a 'nice guy.'

    • @JM-wl8ez
      @JM-wl8ez 6 років тому

      💀💀💀

    • @benjaminrei1319
      @benjaminrei1319 6 років тому +2

      Kirby824 lmao what the fuck who else heard that right as you read the comment

  • @im2tired2sleep
    @im2tired2sleep 6 років тому +1400

    the way the guy was arguing with the woman “it’s all about looks” “yes it is don’t lie to me” sounded so childish, he’s weird

    • @Kugrox
      @Kugrox 5 років тому +68

      someone needs to help this woman, damn, i'd be terrified.

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 років тому +14

      maybe he's a psycho

    • @phoenixjones2188
      @phoenixjones2188 5 років тому +55

      It's kinda true tho, society nowadays prioritise good looks, but him being a weirdo who catfishes girls that I agree with

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 5 років тому +4

      @K H if he was wrong before, not anymore as he's pushing the topic on her.

    • @KingKrow.
      @KingKrow. 5 років тому +4

      He is correct about that tho

  • @BD-1-And-Only
    @BD-1-And-Only 6 років тому +763

    The cringe is so strong I had to keep pausing to recuperate.

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц 5 років тому +11

      Dobbys Vlogs you’re not alone 😂

    • @aidenboomer2420
      @aidenboomer2420 5 років тому +5

      Me too bro

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 5 років тому +22

      brooooo I thought I was the only one who does that shit, it’s just to hard to watch sometimes

    • @SmexyRexy
      @SmexyRexy 5 років тому +8

      @@spook3112 I do that all the time lmao

    • @PoweredByEnvy
      @PoweredByEnvy 5 років тому +2

      Hell yeah

  • @AliensDoCare
    @AliensDoCare 5 років тому +729

    He can't help it.
    It's just in his euGENES.

  • @MazeMaker4Life
    @MazeMaker4Life 6 років тому +286

    Tinder is pointless anyway, best way to find a good time is to just call up some numbers that you find in a public bathroom xD

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 6 років тому +2

      Woody you find girl and boy numbers xD

    • @RedBearNAaron
      @RedBearNAaron 6 років тому +6

      Whoa, ppl still do this? 😂👎🏾

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 6 років тому +23

      RedBearNAaron yea its pretty stupid. I've never called any numbers off the walls myself. I dont want std's through my phone.

    • @PlankGFX
      @PlankGFX 6 років тому

      Nice to meet you Woody

    • @jesvs666.
      @jesvs666. 6 років тому +8

      Mazemaker4life call out random numbers untill you find the one

  • @fishfishing5782
    @fishfishing5782 6 років тому +1386

    Let me catch my son catfish a eugene

    • @MagnusFaxe
      @MagnusFaxe 6 років тому +99

      Fish Fishing let me catch my Eugene catfishing a son

    • @TheStampede_
      @TheStampede_ 6 років тому +52

      let me catfish my eugene son

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 6 років тому +8

      Badguy um...

    • @cigdemucar6061
      @cigdemucar6061 6 років тому +33

      my cat fish a son let me eugene.

    • @nereyda41081
      @nereyda41081 6 років тому +9

      Fish Fishing let me eugene my catfish son

  • @ravath6574
    @ravath6574 6 років тому +588

    Props to this girl. On this channel we mostly see them on recruit yet this girl switched it up beyond veteran.

    • @syedsnake9801
      @syedsnake9801 6 років тому +13

      Rav Ath nah

    • @tomwatson1116
      @tomwatson1116 5 років тому +17

      (From a fan of this channel) Wow it's almost like different people have different problems and some people's lives might look easy from the outside but in reality it is hard to assess other people's difficulties in life without walking a mile in their shoes

    • @moecash8450
      @moecash8450 5 років тому +13

      Realistic difficulty

    • @djandjb1
      @djandjb1 5 років тому +34

      Tom Watson nah, some people do have it easier than others, I can fairly objectively say that. It’s just some people aren’t as well equipped to handle difficult times and situations as others(obviously because they aren’t used to dealing with them). And when everybody is crying at the same volume, noone really cares anymore, they just want everyone to shut up

    • @tomwatson1116
      @tomwatson1116 5 років тому +13

      @@djandjb1 Well said. When you live in a western country you are basically top 10% in the world. People need to cry less and look at everything they have to be grateful for

  • @maeverensberger1732
    @maeverensberger1732 5 років тому +435

    "You got the personality of a serial killer"
    Real facts 🤣

    • @_armoredglasscannon2520
      @_armoredglasscannon2520 5 років тому +6

      I’m not gonna lie, he’s the type of male that is abusive to their fiancé after they get married or wife beater.

    • @s4br1nahh
      @s4br1nahh 4 роки тому +4

      Yoonmin Fanatic You’re a kpop fan, you’re the closest thing to a serial killer. Not trying to defend the Eugene, but by you being a kpop fan you’re close to being a Eugene yourself

    • @MADM3N
      @MADM3N 4 роки тому

      fbdhfdhdh dgdgdgdg no cap

    • @maeverensberger1732
      @maeverensberger1732 4 роки тому +2

      @@s4br1nahh I'm sorry I made this account when I was in middle school I'm over it I swear 😖

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 3 роки тому

      @@maeverensberger1732 once a kpop fan, always a kpop fan. you can take tolerance breaks but at the dark of night, you cant help yourself and indulge in kpop

  • @ItsNoahVG
    @ItsNoahVG 5 років тому +235

    Guy: Oh so youre rejecting me!?
    Her:
    Guy: *Pulls out a notebook* You just made the list!

  • @dakotagower86
    @dakotagower86 6 років тому +1833

    I feel bad for the girl. She seems like a genuinely nice person.

    • @thecrazyotter4873
      @thecrazyotter4873 6 років тому +291

      Dakota Gower right. She wasnt bad looking and didnt seem like a snobby bitch. I think if he wouldnt have been such a damn weirdo she might have genuinely gave him a try. (But to be fair it is kind of about looks but theres nothing wrong with that. Not everyone in it for looks)

    • @AWWYEAHHHHHH
      @AWWYEAHHHHHH 6 років тому +22

      ごじらはかっこい Y Estoy ocupado Don’t act like you wouldn’t have reacted the same exact way

    • @craze4019
      @craze4019 6 років тому +118

      ごじらはかっこい Y Estoy ocupado Are you the Eugene in this video? Are you mad because she’s the 21st person to reject you?

    • @dkjfajdfjlkdkafkjdfk
      @dkjfajdfjlkdkafkjdfk 6 років тому +114

      She was nice, but she was wrong about the looks stuff. Its literally guarenteed she matched the guy because of his looks.

    • @mikelms20
      @mikelms20 6 років тому +126

      chrisOncrak I mean, its tinder. 90% is about looks

  • @kirzuvo7145
    @kirzuvo7145 6 років тому +2744

    Oh look it's birdman insulting a male instead of female welp I see 3 ads so that means they monetize the ones who don't insult woman

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 6 років тому +107

      The Entity It's all a coincidence don't worry...

    • @never_ever_closer
      @never_ever_closer 6 років тому +290

      "Equality" at it's fucking finest, I guess.

    • @toby5280
      @toby5280 6 років тому +74

      I got 4 ads...

    • @Maffu79
      @Maffu79 6 років тому +154

      I got AIDS.

    • @MD-bs6xl
      @MD-bs6xl 6 років тому +48

      Shit, 4 ads as well. Still a good vid tho.

  • @RepublicBricks
    @RepublicBricks 6 років тому +737

    one like, one eugene exposed

    • @ravagerxiii5488
      @ravagerxiii5488 6 років тому +5

      Republic Bricks i wanna see some goddamn names now my nigga.

    • @lawrencemorris2261
      @lawrencemorris2261 6 років тому +1

      Ravager El1t3 you got one

    • @poison2285
      @poison2285 4 роки тому

      Exacuted*

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому

      That ain't just a "Eugene" bro... That is an Eliot Rodgers...

  • @BabyBearRudy
    @BabyBearRudy 2 роки тому +4

    “I’ve been rejected 20 times in my entire life.” Those are rookie numbers in this bracket

  • @sebastian-nunez
    @sebastian-nunez 4 роки тому +34

    'he nearly had a stroke trying to say hello' im dead lmao

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому +1

      He sounded exactly like that creep who made a video reviewing a sex toy based on a character from "A Bug's Life". I am not sure if you had seen that trainwreck of a video or not but it made the rounds on the Web several months ago and is still available with a simple Google search... Same level of outright creep factor.

    • @aflawedhuman2046
      @aflawedhuman2046 3 роки тому

      Maybe he had alot of bad experiences or something...Not right but I feel bad for some reason..

  • @waveynutterbutter9860
    @waveynutterbutter9860 6 років тому +187

    *Heard my name*

    • @dbsstudent9278
      @dbsstudent9278 6 років тому +1

      Prestige Master Eugene w

    • @AM-mz1qo
      @AM-mz1qo 6 років тому +8

      Prestige Master Eugene go back to your mothers basement

    • @TheBeeferoni
      @TheBeeferoni 6 років тому

      Get laid

  • @JotheAnimator
    @JotheAnimator 6 років тому +424

    Lemme catch my son having 666k subscribers 💀

  • @salsashark8328
    @salsashark8328 6 років тому +240

    """You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott"-Birdman

    • @solidarity2049
      @solidarity2049 6 років тому +4

      Salsa Shark originally the goat tho Wayne Gretzky

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 5 років тому +1

      Eugene wont miss any shots

  • @brandonrides8953
    @brandonrides8953 5 років тому +113

    Dude sound like he boutta pull out a glock

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому

      My thoughts too. And based on your avatar, I assume you are a patriotic American who supports the safe and responsible ownership and use of firearms just like I do... This kind of shit deeply disturbs those of us in the shooting sports community, especially the fact that some potential psycho like this probably does not have a criminal record, yet, and can easily pass a background check to purchase a weapon.

    • @matador6604
      @matador6604 4 роки тому +3

      Blue Sky Country If she had a gun then it wouldn’t be so bad. The solution to psychos with guns are mentally stable people with guns who can act on the situation on the spot, instead of being sheep and waiting for the cops who are going to arrive at a crime scene with X number dead and the shooter with his brains blown out by his own hand.
      More guns are the solution, criminals and weirdos will find a way to get em regardless of any stupid laws infringing the 2A

    • @matador6604
      @matador6604 4 роки тому +1

      More likely a Hi Point

  • @tonyquigley6543
    @tonyquigley6543 5 років тому +222

    The cool thing about this girl is, she was actually prepared to give him a chance. If he didn't start getting agressive. And said like "look im sorry if i wasted your time, it was me, but no one ever answers me, your profile was lovely and you sounded like such a good person i thought you might be able to see passed the looks thing if you met me you know? could you maybe just stay for 1 coffee and a chat? just so your day isn't a complete waste of time?" she would have... 100%

  • @lordchop5900
    @lordchop5900 6 років тому +294

    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - John Wilkes Booth

  • @josephjoestar3019
    @josephjoestar3019 6 років тому +136

    If someone catfished a Eugene,Eugene is gonna bring the drum mag AK

  • @romanbellic810
    @romanbellic810 6 років тому +454

    Stop catfishing me with those thumbnails birdman.

    • @JKM00
      @JKM00 6 років тому +1

      Roman Bellic who's the girl in the thumbnail

    • @DRFILMS3
      @DRFILMS3 6 років тому +1

      bill hopkins Iggy Izalia the singer I think

    • @JKM00
      @JKM00 6 років тому +29

      Danny Rohrback what the hell that's not Iggy izaela dumbass

    • @nikobellic9729
      @nikobellic9729 6 років тому +6

      Stop ducking me so we can shoot some pool, Roman.

    • @Michael-lu2tz
      @Michael-lu2tz 6 років тому +2

      Wanna go bowling?

  • @playbunny4490
    @playbunny4490 5 років тому +114

    She was super nice to him tbh lol i cant believe she stayed i bet if he wasn’t such a creep he would have gotten at least a date

  • @hermes7330
    @hermes7330 5 років тому +221

    “10/10 personality”
    Insecure
    A liar
    Stubborn
    Hypocritical

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому +6

      LOL exactly. And notice his anger and cursing at the end. If this had been filmed in a more secluded place, he might have even resorted to violence... All of Birdman's other "Eugene" videos are pretty funny, but this one is disturbing...

  • @itsblitz7556
    @itsblitz7556 6 років тому +156

    Every time I hear this guy in the video say ugly I think of spongebob with the onion breath In the episode

    • @gavindalton1
      @gavindalton1 6 років тому

      It's Blitz hahahahahhhahha

    • @itsblitz7556
      @itsblitz7556 6 років тому +2

      I love your uploads such as "trick shots of awesome" and a minecraft playlist what classics.

    • @jinxluvver3909
      @jinxluvver3909 6 років тому

      It's Blitz dawg that shit was when I was a cringe 13 year old. You're still into spongebob and have a dumbass Patrick pfp,what's your excuse huh?

    • @itsblitz7556
      @itsblitz7556 6 років тому +1

      well i'm not the whole purpose of having a pinhead larry picture is to lure people like you in also i talked about that episode because it was a very memorable episode since in came out in the 90's or early 2000s and if you took those vids when you were 13 you would be 15 and you have a picture of spider man and tell people to kill themselves seems very adolescent behavior.....

    • @tanner7018
      @tanner7018 6 років тому

      It's Blitz or the suds

  • @symcard1881
    @symcard1881 6 років тому +572

    Birdman is actually a bird right?

    • @popopoop360
      @popopoop360 6 років тому +131

      stupid Air yes, don't ever ask that dumb shit again

    • @QZRaw
      @QZRaw 6 років тому +10

      stupid Air I think he's more like Harvey birdman

    • @jfkshotfirst7723
      @jfkshotfirst7723 6 років тому +56

      stupid Air he identifies as a gender fluid eagle

    • @scottyscott9115
      @scottyscott9115 6 років тому +13

      Nah man you got it all wrong ... he’s a bird whisperer

    • @tombrady6971
      @tombrady6971 6 років тому +24

      1% bird, 1% Man, 98% CoD Athlete

  • @LuhSauce
    @LuhSauce 6 років тому +592

    I catfished my sister

    • @Congo242
      @Congo242 6 років тому +53

      Eugene YOU FUCKING WEIRDO

    • @waveynutterbutter9860
      @waveynutterbutter9860 6 років тому +75

      *noice*

    • @PlayingWasted
      @PlayingWasted 6 років тому +6

      LOL

    • @nolyfe4814
      @nolyfe4814 6 років тому +60

      Nothing to see here, Eugenes just doin what he does in his natural habitat...

    • @gave2144
      @gave2144 6 років тому +29

      I'm better slower and more uglier than you.

  • @daniellehoreau7721
    @daniellehoreau7721 6 років тому +1174

    1. Gotta say: dating is based off of physical chemistry, too.
    2. Tinder isn't rly a dating website. More of a hook up app.
    Edit: Holy crap! This comment got more likes than I expected! I randomly got a notification about this. Thx! 😄

  • @whateverrobot7162
    @whateverrobot7162 4 роки тому +21

    This man put all his skill points towards luck instead of intelligence.

  • @Boof_
    @Boof_ 6 років тому +69

    He used to date a feminist lmao

  • @account4345
    @account4345 6 років тому +326

    This Eugene on another level, he’s a MegAEuGenE. “I got a 10/10 personality” boi gtfo

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 років тому +2

      Mark Wot you on boi?

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 років тому +1

      Mark Can you just talk normally man, like with letters and full words, I honestly have no clue what your talking about.

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 років тому +4

      Mark Ok I’ll break it down for you. I’m saying that guy is weird as fuck, that’s my opinion. Then you reply with some binary German code that I could barely understand. So I reply with “what you on boi” or something like that to hopefully get you to be a little more clear with what your saying, that doesn’t work so I go direct and ask you straight up “can you talk normally” and now you reply with this?
      So let’s restart this, I think this guy is weird as fuck, how bout you explain to me what your saying in normal words and actually answer the question instead of dodging it by asking this question.......
      My original comment stated that he’s weird, nobody normal says “I got a 10/10 personality”. He’s weird as fuck in my opinion and you seem just like the guy in the video so far, did you even watch the video??? Birdman says the same thing I am.

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 років тому +1

      NoodleNinja Fucking thankyou mate.

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 років тому

      Mark Your opinion

  • @lukecampbell5553
    @lukecampbell5553 6 років тому +59

    At first I thought he asked if she was there to eat bread lol

  • @g.a.b.e7085
    @g.a.b.e7085 6 років тому +61

    When he kept saying don't lie to me.
    Thought to myself future serial killer.

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah it really does sound like something the killer in movies says to his victim before he kills her.

  • @miras_edge
    @miras_edge 5 років тому +83

    Their disagreements can basically be summed up as:
    M: "Yes"
    F: "No"
    M: "Yes"
    F: "No"
    M: "Yes"
    F: "No"
    M: "Yes"
    F: "No"

    • @count7340
      @count7340 4 роки тому +7

      M: yes
      F: No
      M: yes
      F: no
      M: Ugly
      F: YES!!!

  • @xx_dankpranks_xx3021
    @xx_dankpranks_xx3021 6 років тому +269

    I was cringing so hard watching this dude ffs

  • @eddyblaze343
    @eddyblaze343 6 років тому +162

    Looks isn't the biggest deal but they do matter, I don't care if eugena has a 10/10 personality if she's 300 pounds and looks like a whale I simply won't date her, but I've known some chicks that are 5/10 6/10 and still would of considered dating them just because they were really cool people that shared my iterests.

    • @thecrazyotter4873
      @thecrazyotter4873 6 років тому +12

      EddyBlaze right

    • @Janarr_350
      @Janarr_350 6 років тому +26

      Personally I’ll take a 6 if she was cool and shared my interests.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 років тому +5

      2K Godz Stay same

    • @dr.cornbread3299
      @dr.cornbread3299 6 років тому +3

      EddyBlaze looks don’t matter do women but they do to me. Look at RSD for example, their best pickup artists are either short, fat, balding, or all three, and they could still steal a model’s girl

    • @bwdill4887
      @bwdill4887 6 років тому

      EddyBlaze when you are a Eugene you need everything

  • @shadynebula6948
    @shadynebula6948 6 років тому +73

    Dude i couldn’t have watched this without the commentary, it’s so awkward

    • @PgTrAxX
      @PgTrAxX 6 років тому +6

      Awkward to say the least.... holy shit man. We need a new name for that.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 5 років тому +57

    He def keeps all the girls who rejected him in his basement

    • @moecash8450
      @moecash8450 4 роки тому +7

      21 girls in the basement

    • @PlatinumBalrog
      @PlatinumBalrog 4 роки тому +7

      It runs the lotion on its skin or else it get catfished again

    • @BlueSkyCountry
      @BlueSkyCountry 4 роки тому +2

      @KYB I work in the construction and materials supply business and we have to deal with new hires and probationary employees who are drug addicts or potential psychos like this one on a constant basis. Once I had to fire someone who had seriously creeped out the girls in the data entry and sales department within three days of his hire. He threw a hissy fit and actually threatened to come back and get even. Both me and my boss are licensed to conceal carry and for the next several months, you can be SURE that my M1911 was on me at all times.

  • @rbailey1240
    @rbailey1240 5 років тому +16

    "I've been rejected 20 times before in my life."
    BWWWHAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!
    Silly amateur!

  • @loganwithlightsabers3051
    @loganwithlightsabers3051 6 років тому +101

    When Eugene in the title you there's about to be some fire roastin 🔥

    • @NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn
      @NissanSkylineRGTR-bq4xn 6 років тому

      When there's a Eugene is in the title, you know the Eugene's going to be hot 😏🔥😍🔥♥️🔥♥️😘😍🔥😍🔥♥️🔥😍😘😘😍😘😍😘♥️🔥😍🔥😍🔥♥️😘😍😘😍🔥🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍😘♥️😘♥️🔥😍🔥😍🔥♥️😘😍🔥♥️🔥😍🔥😍😘🔥♥️🔥😍🔥😍🔥😘🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥😍🔥🔥😍🔥😍😘😍😘🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍😏😍😏😍😏😍😏😍😏😏😍😏😍😏😍=_=😍🔥😍😘😍😘😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍😘😍🔥🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍😘😍😘😘😍🔥😍🔥😍😏😏😍😏😍😏😍😏😍😏😍🔥😍😘😍😘😘😍♥️
      Goals

    • @cantbebotheredwithaname
      @cantbebotheredwithaname 6 років тому

      Logan with lightsabers Hell yea

  • @BroughtTheRain
    @BroughtTheRain 6 років тому +159

    Dating websites are a scary thing...

    • @Janarr_350
      @Janarr_350 6 років тому +7

      Jessica Conrad always bring pepper spray a knife and a handgun. That’s how I am on the daily. Always thinking something’s gonna happen.

    • @BroughtTheRain
      @BroughtTheRain 6 років тому +3

      Joseanarr I'll be staying on a military base here soon. So I should be good 😁

    • @Janarr_350
      @Janarr_350 6 років тому

      Jessica Conrad k then ;)

    • @Xackory
      @Xackory 6 років тому +9

      You have to be stupid to get catfished

    • @AM-jz1wb
      @AM-jz1wb 6 років тому +18

      it's pretty easy to spot fakes though

  • @CripTikStorm
    @CripTikStorm 6 років тому +330

    Everyone have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!! That's all, no funny "lemme catch my son" or "the last time I was this early" joke. Just me wishing everyone a wonderful holiday season. :)
    EDIT: Thank you for everyone wishing everyone else a Merry Christmas, it's good to see holiday cheer these days.

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 6 років тому +18

      CripTik Storm It was pretty obvious it’s wasn’t going to be one of those jokes.

    • @unleashdafire8807
      @unleashdafire8807 6 років тому +18

      CripTik Storm you too bro

    • @iCrimzon
      @iCrimzon 6 років тому +8

      word up fam thanks

    • @ReconPro
      @ReconPro 6 років тому +8

      Same to you bro and everyone too.
      Stay safe people.
      :)
      👍🐸

    • @CripTikStorm
      @CripTikStorm 6 років тому

      Stephen Curry yeah but I just wanted to be crystal clear and not confuse people

  • @vymston5918
    @vymston5918 4 роки тому +12

    "I have a 10/10 personality" he said catfishing on tinder

  • @cadenbanks4547
    @cadenbanks4547 4 роки тому +8

    As soon as he said "10/10 personality" I got so excited to hear what birdman was about to say

  • @sicarius2794
    @sicarius2794 6 років тому +205

    To be fair he makes one point, it is about looks on tinder.

    • @RedBearNAaron
      @RedBearNAaron 6 років тому +27

      Sicarius na, fk dat. "tinder?" *That's life!* Fkn Eugene...smh. If he spent his time/effort making money he could buy a wife. Much higher success. Probably less effort exerted as well.
      #ThinkAboutIt

    • @Oniguiri96
      @Oniguiri96 6 років тому +48

      well no shit sherlock, OBVIOUSLY tinder is about looks, that is literally the concept of the app

    • @REALSeeiwi
      @REALSeeiwi 6 років тому +23

      No shit dude lmao. You wouldnt date an ugly girl would u? Same goes both ways

    • @genogeno7289
      @genogeno7289 6 років тому +3

      Sicarius people fuck who over they want it's their choice lol they prefer to fuck a hot looking person that's it.

    • @lucaskook9440
      @lucaskook9440 6 років тому +8

      tinder is about looks. that is how it was meant to be... so thats not really a "point".

  • @Snavels
    @Snavels 6 років тому +181

    7:38 hold up a goddamn second, there's no way in hell he had a girlfriend, especially after he stated that he was rejected 20 times in his life.

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 років тому +2

      he's too specific, maybe he wanted to be pity by the girl and then got a girlfriend

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 5 років тому +27

      He probably just went door to door until he found one.

    • @Raijimura
      @Raijimura 4 роки тому

      Bruh 20 times isn't a lot, you get rejected 20 times your first year of middle school.

    • @mumblerapkilla5406
      @mumblerapkilla5406 4 роки тому +3

      @@Raijimura You had 20 crushes in 1 year?
      I have 1 crush for 3 years.

    • @Raijimura
      @Raijimura 4 роки тому

      @@mumblerapkilla5406 No one said crushes, it's rejection, has nothing to do with crushes.

  • @purifiedazure4624
    @purifiedazure4624 6 років тому +69

    Let me catch my daughter getting catfished, she should be the one catfishing people.

  • @tombrady8873
    @tombrady8873 5 років тому +67

    She was so nice as well and he was still being a prick she could have easily just walked away

  • @michaelbrown8618
    @michaelbrown8618 3 роки тому +3

    He probably met up with all 20 of them girls like that and try to guilt them into going out with him. No sense of humour, Crap personality, Pretending he is someone else online and then shaming chicks into going on a date with him once they meet the real him, The best way to stay single for the rest of his life!

  • @LuhSauce
    @LuhSauce 6 років тому +28

    Maybe next time Eugene

  • @foopin9139
    @foopin9139 6 років тому +166

    i’m sorry birdman but this is too cringe to watch any further. this guy needs help

  • @jaidenfletcher2866
    @jaidenfletcher2866 6 років тому +26

    Can someone explain why Eugenes feel the need to record them selves when they do weird shit like this??

    • @befrnigel
      @befrnigel 6 років тому +6

      jaiden fletcher the worst part is: Why do they upload it after?

    • @darkztar1337
      @darkztar1337 6 років тому +4

      jaiden fletcher I’m guessing that they want pity? Whatever the reason is, it’s still pathetic

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 6 років тому

      Eugene "cameraman" Jensen

  • @pythios8982
    @pythios8982 4 роки тому +24

    “I don’t get any tinder matches, that’s bs”
    LOL

  • @Lithuania8634
    @Lithuania8634 6 років тому +29

    4:12 Birdman dropping the feels

  • @adam.9778
    @adam.9778 6 років тому +22

    Lemme catch my son being one of the 4 Eugene’s disliking Birdman’s video.

    • @adam.9778
      @adam.9778 6 років тому +1

      My mans Gamertag is *CODAthlete69*

  • @victorcejavaladez4133
    @victorcejavaladez4133 6 років тому +79

    WE GOTTA START IT BOIIIIS
    #BRADFROMTINDER

  • @HereIsWisdom1318
    @HereIsWisdom1318 5 років тому +60

    I been rejected WAY MORE THAN 20 times....but its that one non-rejection that matters! Can I get a Hoooooooooo yeah! LOL

    • @drummonkeystuffuk1875
      @drummonkeystuffuk1875 5 років тому +3

      I expect rejection lol, if they don't reject I assume they are desperate or have issues lol.

    • @johnchris7278
      @johnchris7278 4 роки тому

      That’s it son

    • @goseone412
      @goseone412 4 роки тому

      Hooooooo yeah!

    • @gqld1001
      @gqld1001 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve been rejected 0 times

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 3 роки тому

      @@gqld1001 you keep telling that to yourself. lol

  • @jahfus
    @jahfus 4 роки тому +3

    “Personally of a serial killer” 😂😂😂that’s the exact thing came to mind when I hear this guy speak. He’s super creepy. She’s scared to even walk off 🤦‍♂️ not cool

  • @chubbbyninja
    @chubbbyninja 6 років тому +10

    Eugene: "I have a 10/10 personality"
    *30 seconds later*
    Female "My last relationship-"
    Eugene: "I don't care"

  • @jacksonbranner
    @jacksonbranner 6 років тому +81

    "N-"
    *"YES"*

  • @JayMoneyGaming
    @JayMoneyGaming 6 років тому +37

    2:55 bruh you just ate so many bullets

  • @ryanisstuckin93
    @ryanisstuckin93 4 роки тому +10

    I NEVER meet anyone from online without having facetimed them more than once.
    You don't just go meeting people after a few messages. Asking for trouble if you do that!

    • @aflawedhuman2046
      @aflawedhuman2046 3 роки тому

      There was a case of a killer who went online posing as a woman to lure men to kill..He's called the dexter killer or something similar

  • @gijsvandergiessen1150
    @gijsvandergiessen1150 5 років тому +32

    This guy is just tiring. "I have been rejected 20 times in my life." Oh boohoo such a tragedy. We all feel sorry for you, now can you move on with your life?

    • @Chi910
      @Chi910 4 роки тому +1

      MetalRockKids lmao this was 5 months ago, but it isn’t simping. Simping is when u would buy her shit and her bfs also. U won’t show some dignity

    • @Chi910
      @Chi910 4 роки тому

      MetalRockKids fucking simp

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 4 роки тому +1

      some dudes out there get rejected 20 times a week and thats on average. lmao

  • @teriyaki_chicken
    @teriyaki_chicken 6 років тому +11

    bro went full Elliot Rodgers on her ass

  • @aeongaming2561
    @aeongaming2561 6 років тому +95

    IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!!!!

  • @2010narutovssasuke
    @2010narutovssasuke 5 років тому +32

    "You came here to meet this guy because he was good looking".
    So why were you trying meet with HER?

    • @yolobiatch0-041
      @yolobiatch0-041 4 роки тому

      2010narutovssasuke exactly hypocritically

    • @yolobiatch0-041
      @yolobiatch0-041 4 роки тому +5

      He complains she goes for good looking guys when he himself was trying to catfish a good looking guy

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 4 роки тому +7

    The girl must be insecure herself because she is hanging around to argue with this guy. Any girl with normal self-image and confidence would have exited as soon as this guy identified himself.

  • @SoccerTerrorist
    @SoccerTerrorist 6 років тому +6

    This nigga said " I don't get any tinder matches that's bullshit" 😂

  • @Destiny4DayzIs
    @Destiny4DayzIs 6 років тому +55

    This video reminds me of Elliot Rodger. Btw Birdman should make a video about him, he is the ultimate Eugene.

    • @maurdrgaming9754
      @maurdrgaming9754 5 років тому

      Destiny4Dayz says the one who posts dragon ball Z videos on UA-cam.

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 5 років тому

      More like the Supreme Eugene

  • @eggyeck5750
    @eggyeck5750 6 років тому +16

    You have 666k subs congratulations

  • @jasongeer9402
    @jasongeer9402 4 роки тому +2

    I was rejected more than 20 times in elementary school! Most of those who rejected me came back and I rejected them! You have to swing for the fences because you have nothing to lose.

  • @KParks
    @KParks 6 років тому +180

    The girl seamed kinda sweet.

    • @linda-0587
      @linda-0587 5 років тому +5

      asian dude ?

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 років тому +33

      she's getting sour after meeting that eugene

    • @muffdingo
      @muffdingo 5 років тому

      EUGENE ALERRRT

    • @admiralyawn3106
      @admiralyawn3106 5 років тому +2

      KParks she wasn’t sewn up to her competition though

    • @SanAntonioSpursfan_
      @SanAntonioSpursfan_ 5 років тому

      KParks how do we know she ain't lying Lol

  • @kefkapalazzo1
    @kefkapalazzo1 5 років тому +35

    “I got a 10/10 personality” Christ save us all

  • @megadudeGM101
    @megadudeGM101 6 років тому +51

    One of those nice guys I hear so much about

  • @The11thDimension91
    @The11thDimension91 4 роки тому +2

    I still can't believe he got rejected with that "10/10 personality"

  • @edwarddolezal559
    @edwarddolezal559 4 роки тому +8

    Why is he arguing with her if he already has an assumption, that makes no sense, if he wasn't a catfish or so pushy then he might have gotten the date.

  • @carlflegg
    @carlflegg 4 роки тому +6

    Back in my teens I'd get rejected 20 times a week lol. Dude is unstable.

  • @robertpowell9982
    @robertpowell9982 3 роки тому +2

    "Don't lie to me"
    Says the guy who posted false info on his tinder.

  • @DraeDiamond
    @DraeDiamond 3 роки тому +4

    She really sat up there and argued with him too 😂

  • @MegaRafaelloco
    @MegaRafaelloco 5 років тому +37

    “No matter how ugly are, there’s someone out there for you.”
    Every chick that rejects me always tells me that...ummm

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 5 років тому

      Rafael Garcia Fr tho

    • @broodjebakpao1994
      @broodjebakpao1994 4 роки тому +6

      Bullshit advice to keep ugly people from killing each other and themselves.

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 4 роки тому

      @@broodjebakpao1994 There's a lid for every pot ⚱

    • @broodjebakpao1994
      @broodjebakpao1994 4 роки тому +1

      @@ennuiblue4295 LOL, that one is even worse.🤢😂

    • @carrmined
      @carrmined 4 роки тому

      broodjebakpao1994 were just trying to keep you safe bro

  • @Gabrielfromearth
    @Gabrielfromearth 5 років тому +6

    “Take her back to his basement” I’m done 💀💀

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s9783 6 років тому +33

    Tinder is honestly just a shallow place where shallow people go to hook up with attractive, albeit equally shallow, people. I'm fairly certain no long-term relationship has ever been achieved through Tinder.

    • @ReneRamos9370
      @ReneRamos9370 6 років тому +1

      Nope Noperson , agree with you. Check out this video.
      ua-cam.com/video/f1yhY2YsiEI/v-deo.html

    • @XKavar1
      @XKavar1 6 років тому +3

      Nope Noperson obviously, the whole point is for hookups

    • @ReneRamos9370
      @ReneRamos9370 6 років тому

      Kenpachi Kawasaki , the Girl in Birdman's video was lying through her teeth. If she was a so called Good Girl she would of sat down with him and given him a chance. She's like every other Bitch out there that can admit the truth.

    • @XKavar1
      @XKavar1 6 років тому +11

      Rene Ramos not really majority of meet ups are done through common interests and looks (in terms of hook ups).
      The dude is the liar, using a fake profile with a good looking dude to pull one chick, and then to top it off he pretty much ruined his "chance" by being annoying as fuck.
      Nobody (boy or girl) wants to date or fuck someone who's that annoying and/or probably boring af.

    • @ReneRamos9370
      @ReneRamos9370 6 років тому

      Kenpachi Kawasaki , he was trying to prove a point. He accomplished it. He exposed her true nature and heart. I'll go as far to say that she probably made up the story of her past relationship so she could lie to him.

  • @mikeb1010
    @mikeb1010 6 років тому +20

    Let me catch my son getting catfished by a Eugene

  • @mwbgaming28
    @mwbgaming28 3 роки тому +3

    If he tried matching with her on both his real account and the catfish account, maybe, just MAYBE he would have an argument