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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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  • @rubenhunter9855
    @rubenhunter9855 6 років тому +1525

    10,956 rejections? Damn

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 років тому +93

      And that's only from the ones who gave him a number

    • @greeneoasis9051
      @greeneoasis9051 5 років тому +78

      ITS OVER 9000 he a super saiyan eugene

    • @brunosea3595
      @brunosea3595 5 років тому +3

      0000

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 5 років тому +4

      Missed an extra zero

    • @RiruKrypto_
      @RiruKrypto_ 5 років тому +8

      He makes my numbers look like a rookie. lmao

  • @perckiooo
    @perckiooo 8 років тому +550

    The girl even said "You made me very uncomfortable" Im dying 😂😂

    • @austinriley8410
      @austinriley8410 4 роки тому +5

      IMD_Simplify That line is always followed by, “No no no, tell me the real reason why I messed up.”

  • @flayo8897
    @flayo8897 7 років тому +1848

    Let Me Catch My Daughter Having His Phone Number...

    • @anacondadope550
      @anacondadope550 6 років тому +15

      Implying you have a daughter

    • @arktana
      @arktana 5 років тому +31

      don't worry she doesn't, no one does

    • @NinjaskKing
      @NinjaskKing 5 років тому +5

      Nah Nah I’d break her phone

    • @joecity1879
      @joecity1879 4 роки тому +14

      Let me catch my daughter sendin nudes to his phone.....

    • @CommandoMaster
      @CommandoMaster 4 роки тому +8

      Semen ain't going anywhere near them girls.

  • @silvestridonovan13
    @silvestridonovan13 8 років тому +1268

    I usually laugh at all of birdmans content. But this video straight up made me uncomfortable. Especially seeing the guy, him grabbing her for her attention.

    • @silvestridonovan13
      @silvestridonovan13 8 років тому +137

      Not birdmans fault of course so I'll still leave a like.

    • @stickykeyboard6745
      @stickykeyboard6745 8 років тому +84

      the jokes at least cancel some of the cringe

    • @silvestridonovan13
      @silvestridonovan13 8 років тому +66

      That's true, usually his jokes make the video 10x less awkward but this one just got through it

    • @spliceii8307
      @spliceii8307 7 років тому +8

      frosty1130 every single one of these are easily the most cringeworthy things I've ever seen

    • @datboi6792
      @datboi6792 5 років тому +3

      frosty1130 ayyyy

  • @BloodNoskie
    @BloodNoskie 8 років тому +2704

    For some reason when I close my eyes I can't see

  • @noble1363
    @noble1363 8 років тому +828

    Let me catch my son wearing a ponytail...

    • @ATLASGAMINGApallo
      @ATLASGAMINGApallo 8 років тому +19

      let me catch my son reading this comment

    • @Newkeassassin
      @Newkeassassin 8 років тому +37

      let me catch my son reading a comment and responding with let me catch my son reading this comment.

    • @Fluxxify
      @Fluxxify 8 років тому +25

      let me catch my son reading a reply on a coment of someone responding with let me catch my son reading a comment and responding with let me catch my son reading this comment.

    • @thunderbuddies4life898
      @thunderbuddies4life898 8 років тому +20

      Let me catch my son repeating the same fucking thing over and over.

    • @D3ADSH0T
      @D3ADSH0T 8 років тому +9

      Let me catch my son - SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @bluegryphon
    @bluegryphon 8 років тому +348

    This dude rocking them Columbine 12's

    • @abyssalgaming9994
      @abyssalgaming9994 5 років тому +3

      damn

    • @ScaryAppul-114
      @ScaryAppul-114 4 роки тому +11

      Ay I’m tryna cop the Trench Coat Black colorway u know how much it is?

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 4 роки тому +1

      @@ScaryAppul-114 uhhh ..... 😳

    • @sarab2906
      @sarab2906 3 роки тому

      @@lunapetunia3778 he's trying to hide his AKM

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 3 роки тому

      @@sarab2906 the AKM 13's 😭

  • @ItzJqzee
    @ItzJqzee 8 років тому +278

    Birdman just gets all his thumbnails from pornos

    • @TheeHenley
      @TheeHenley 8 років тому +4

      For real thou

    • @camdenbullchild
      @camdenbullchild 8 років тому +13

      It's the exclusive brazzers edition milf compilation

    • @SG335i4RNR
      @SG335i4RNR 8 років тому +20

      i just want to know how you know what video it is lol.

    • @camdenbullchild
      @camdenbullchild 8 років тому +29

      Trust me after being subscibed to brazzers for a few years you get around to all of the videos and some times they just have memorizable names

    • @antoniogutierrez2836
      @antoniogutierrez2836 8 років тому +5

      many months later lmao

  • @camjohnson5517
    @camjohnson5517 8 років тому +620

    He look like the Yoga Instructor from GTA 5

  • @DJTastyHD
    @DJTastyHD 8 років тому +734

    That dude is weird lol

    • @fpsWagz
      @fpsWagz 8 років тому

      wtf LOL you

    • @maximillianwolfe5837
      @maximillianwolfe5837 6 років тому +7

      He’s from X Factor, look up Geo Godley

    • @almarc
      @almarc 5 років тому

      Someone had to say it, lol :D

    • @pack7961
      @pack7961 5 років тому

      Regathering wtf Eugene

    • @downtowngames4631
      @downtowngames4631 5 років тому

      Way to state the obvious 😂🤣

  • @GabeAF
    @GabeAF 8 років тому +219

    Why this dude look like my grandma when she's making tamales 😂😂😂

    • @yayajim9071
      @yayajim9071 8 років тому +51

      bc u got an ugly ass grandma

    • @apurvanair2056
      @apurvanair2056 4 роки тому +1

      @@yayajim9071 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joeymcknight4014
    @joeymcknight4014 7 років тому +208

    God the cringiness makes me want to gouge my eyes out

    • @zacharyhaddock8861
      @zacharyhaddock8861 7 років тому +1

      OG Budmone then why did you bother continuing to watch it?

    • @pack7961
      @pack7961 5 років тому

      Sacajewea The Noob dude stfu Eugene we only watched this so the guy can get roasted

    • @moneyd304
      @moneyd304 3 роки тому

      Cringe is kinda like a good kinda pain.

  • @rajveerghuman2691
    @rajveerghuman2691 8 років тому +347

    Me and Harambe were about to get some girls numbers
    but birdman uploaded

  • @rd_z5657
    @rd_z5657 5 років тому +58

    The way he reacted to the first girl proves he ain't getting no numbers. He got too salty.

    • @KARTIKEYA007
      @KARTIKEYA007 3 роки тому +5

      You don't need evidence to figure that out dude

  • @daniel67797
    @daniel67797 8 років тому +168

    Last time I was this late
    Eugene hadn't pulled the trigger yet

    • @derekr539
      @derekr539 5 років тому +1

      You mean early?

    • @derekr539
      @derekr539 5 років тому +3

      Oh shit I'm late.

    • @Glasshopper
      @Glasshopper 5 років тому

      Dj is not how you spell david hogg.

    • @apachified3682
      @apachified3682 4 роки тому

      D. J. Last time I was this late, Eugene didn't even pull his M9 out.

    • @funny583nest4
      @funny583nest4 4 роки тому

      Last time I was this late SIMPs were called Eugene's

  • @redwingwarrior8057
    @redwingwarrior8057 8 років тому +221

    Wait isnt that the guy who sang "Im a stud" on xfactor? WTF!!!

  • @egobtw8202
    @egobtw8202 8 років тому +86

    Let me catch my son feeling like a "girl"

  • @peteraguilera3819
    @peteraguilera3819 5 років тому +43

    Eugene bout to level up from stalker to personal space invader. SQWAD

  • @micahdicarlo7048
    @micahdicarlo7048 8 років тому +136

    Last time i was this early i couldnt pick up girls

    • @deaconstatus6523
      @deaconstatus6523 8 років тому +17

      So right now

    • @Juan.Padilla1998
      @Juan.Padilla1998 8 років тому +12

      You're not early, idiot. You're on time

    • @iamadude2232
      @iamadude2232 8 років тому +1

      +young juking tf u mean L makes no sense your an idiot

    • @rebekanickell8451
      @rebekanickell8451 6 років тому

      Micah DiCarlo legend has it you still can't pick up girls.

    • @turdle.
      @turdle. 6 років тому

      Micah DiCarlo So not much has changed

  • @Glasshopper
    @Glasshopper 5 років тому +28

    "thank you but you make me feel very uncomfortable, have a nice day!" As she ran off.....
    I fell off my chair laughing.

  • @oberschutze88
    @oberschutze88 8 років тому +51

    It hurts to watch this.

  • @yougetdestroyed1853
    @yougetdestroyed1853 8 років тому +16

    He says he have 10000 Numbers cause he bought a fucking telephone book

  • @EuroSpec39
    @EuroSpec39 8 років тому +292

    For some reason when I close my mouth I can't breath

    • @ieatporridge8975
      @ieatporridge8975 8 років тому +68

      same I can't breath through my nose either

    • @eugene1681
      @eugene1681 8 років тому +18

      Hey you might be a Eugene prove you aren't and take the test.
      www.playbuzz.com/eugene11/eugene-or-birdman

    • @clutch6682
      @clutch6682 7 років тому +2

      i eat porridge breathe

    • @clutch6682
      @clutch6682 7 років тому

      Tej breathe

    • @ieatporridge8975
      @ieatporridge8975 7 років тому +2

      Clutch do you get bullied at school? I feel like you do......

  • @yagirljunee
    @yagirljunee 6 років тому +41

    Breaking news! First Eugene ever gets girl’s number.
    It is said that this girl’s number is 911, call it

  • @thesilentobserver6098
    @thesilentobserver6098 7 років тому +50

    *puts phone book on table* BOOM 10000 BABES

  • @joshgreen194
    @joshgreen194 8 років тому +112

    He's an inspiration to us all

  • @kashmiirr7634
    @kashmiirr7634 8 років тому +64

    Video starts at 0:00

  • @ashharkausar413
    @ashharkausar413 8 років тому +40

    Guys what do you call the study of eugenes....
    Eugenics

  • @striker4992
    @striker4992 8 років тому +112

    What porno is the thumbnail

  • @BadgerandCoon
    @BadgerandCoon 5 років тому +10

    'I have 10,000+ numbers girl let me have yours'
    *wakes up*
    'Damn nother lonely day'

  • @hugofan01
    @hugofan01 8 років тому +14

    Birdman the type of nigga to wave at his reflection in the mirror

  • @JAGDMthegreat
    @JAGDMthegreat 8 років тому +79

    i've seen the thumbnail's video a while ago and if you know what the vid is you a real one

    • @UM3.Yasuke
      @UM3.Yasuke 8 років тому +1

      Where's it from

    • @Jaden_32
      @Jaden_32 8 років тому +8

      I heard it was called like Stranded Teens

    • @Jaden_32
      @Jaden_32 8 років тому +20

      Yup I'm right it's Nicole Bexley and the vid is Stranded Teens

    • @MrNutburger
      @MrNutburger 8 років тому +5

      +FellowCityzen u the real MVP

    • @MiGorengIsTrash
      @MiGorengIsTrash 8 років тому +7

      boi you know exactly what its called, dont try and act like you dont know what its called

  • @agent475816
    @agent475816 8 років тому +11

    7:55 that face explains it all.

  • @MegaStorm252
    @MegaStorm252 8 років тому +11

    Geez this was such a laugh xD Literally cringe material though, I was like 'nah, don't do it...he's gonna do it :|'

  • @edbeth1965
    @edbeth1965 8 років тому +9

    Birdmam: your #1 source for dating advice

  • @TheZenytram
    @TheZenytram 7 років тому +9

    7:01 i'm dying right now can't stop watching this part hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

  • @davidsoriano4016
    @davidsoriano4016 8 років тому +11

    He looks like an art teacher

  • @jw9517
    @jw9517 5 років тому +7

    My dude said he has the ‘school shooter 11’s” hahahahahaha

  • @1251mesi
    @1251mesi 8 років тому +10

    was about to get a kiss close but birdman uploaded

  • @SoloMiddie
    @SoloMiddie 8 років тому +8

    Did anyone notice the wedding ring? 6:58
    How the fuck is this dude married. Is this even a dude?
    Birdman, how dare you assume their gender!

  • @zeNUKEify
    @zeNUKEify 8 років тому +43

    these videos of eugene are so cringgy it hurts to watch

    • @thomasdoocey7607
      @thomasdoocey7607 8 років тому +1

      i know right damn

    • @eugene1681
      @eugene1681 8 років тому +1

      Hey I ain't no cringe
      www.playbuzz.com/eugene11/eugene-or-birdman
      U might be take the test

  • @SilkOCE
    @SilkOCE 5 років тому +1

    I never see any comments saying this, but Birdman is actually nasty on the sticks lmao

  • @cameronvess5580
    @cameronvess5580 8 років тому +4

    Disclaimer: The videos on this channel are for entertainment purposes. They are made under the context of satire , parody , and comedy and are created under the guidelines of fair use for criticism purposes. Please do not attack , bully , or harass anyone you see in the videos. That is not the intended purpose of them. Thank You

  • @kiana4510
    @kiana4510 8 років тому +15

    Hey birdman, I still have the school shooters 10, but should I upgrade to the school shooters 11 or should I wait for the school shooters 12 come out bro? Plz help me

    • @Planet_Drool
      @Planet_Drool 8 років тому +3

      I don't think you should wear school shooters

    • @kiana4510
      @kiana4510 8 років тому +4

      are the feminist boots better than?

    • @Hades-li6br
      @Hades-li6br 6 років тому +3

      Bril11kup no those will offend the transgenders

    • @bbpoItergeist
      @bbpoItergeist 4 роки тому +2

      queen bobo nah the sex offender 11s are better definitely cop them

  • @redhood4261
    @redhood4261 6 років тому +5

    Those shoes are called sex offender sevens

  • @benzox9940
    @benzox9940 4 роки тому +2

    4:18 He just couldn't let that slide 🤣🤣

  • @prod.noahxflorex6307
    @prod.noahxflorex6307 6 років тому +4

    Bird man this dude legit wiped out the meat on stage on X factor....his name is geo godley plz make a reaction video to this!!!

  • @badsniper7889
    @badsniper7889 8 років тому +3

    Your videos actually make my day Birdman. Thanks for all the content, love your vids man

  • @calebplayz8455
    @calebplayz8455 6 років тому +4

    Let me catch my son wearing school shooter 11’s

  • @jgorogue
    @jgorogue 5 років тому +3

    5:29 The cringe line has been so far crossed I cannot comprehend colors anymore

  • @Ceezy4070
    @Ceezy4070 8 років тому +8

    I'll be back. Lemme shoo.... I mean fix the world with my AK

  • @treharris737
    @treharris737 8 років тому +1

    what do u get when u cross a school and a Eugene with a back pack
    cops,court, jail and a good Birdman video to watch

  • @landontaylor321
    @landontaylor321 8 років тому +6

    this is the guy that pulled his pants down on the x factor GEO Godley and also he has a wedding ring

  • @ewjxmes
    @ewjxmes 8 років тому +6

    I was about to go pick up some girls but then birdman uploaded

  • @officerbarbrady8387
    @officerbarbrady8387 5 років тому +3

    Whenever I think I have a terrible love life, I remember these vids. And I feel better about myself lmao

  • @TheSilentWalkerz
    @TheSilentWalkerz 4 роки тому +2

    This is the type of person to have his mother come to pick him up and then his mother apologises for having another public break down.

  • @LookaL2K
    @LookaL2K 5 років тому +12

    He was probably joking about the garbage truck being a "nice" background.

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 8 років тому +1

    'City of Westminster'? ...shit! That's within 100 miles of where I live!
    *requests an airlift the fuck outta here*

  • @Laminator
    @Laminator 8 років тому +5

    Girl in the thumbnail: NICOLE BEXLEY

  • @cursedconnoisseur664
    @cursedconnoisseur664 4 роки тому +2

    This guy probably just bought a phonebook

    • @marcusmaire8197
      @marcusmaire8197 4 роки тому

      Raisin Invasion Underrated comment lol 😂

  • @nimbus1583
    @nimbus1583 7 років тому +10

    Does anyone think glass kind of tastes like blood?

  • @Slash113
    @Slash113 8 років тому +2

    LMFAO!!! Now imagine If Eugene's inherited Sharingans 😂😂😂

  • @harlems
    @harlems 8 років тому +4

    I'm wondering what happened to jarl we need to make a "where are they now" episode on him

  • @SupaSayinSkitch
    @SupaSayinSkitch 5 років тому +1

    That girl was so sweet! She gave him a photo after he tried to grab her and was clearly taking in the background and even after that "fit" comment She still said "You make me very uncomfortable. Bye!"
    I'm 99.9999% sure the reason this panty dropper uploaded that encounter is because it was amoung the best reponses he'd gotten.
    The sad thing is i kinda wanna subscribe to him now and see if any girl actually gives him her number XD Will he ever find love??? How many more girls will run away from him??? Will the police ever catch this serial arm snatcher?!?!? Find out next week on "Eugene in the City"!!!!
    Copyright pending...

    • @Grimplays185
      @Grimplays185 5 років тому

      XD best channel on UA-cam (jk)

  • @ryanjames7278
    @ryanjames7278 8 років тому +22

    What's the name of the porn in the title? research purposes of course.

  • @FluffayDuckay
    @FluffayDuckay 5 років тому

    The man looks like he eats Gorgonzola for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  • @videlonlyfans8495
    @videlonlyfans8495 7 років тому +3

    Eugene vs feminism
    Aimbot vs beluga whale

  • @MushroomKingdom722
    @MushroomKingdom722 6 років тому

    @4:16 "school shooter 11's" LMFAO DED

  • @uhmplify4094
    @uhmplify4094 8 років тому +6

    Birdman I shall report a banned female Eugene from twitch is now on UA-cam live streaming Cod Bo3 and she literally twerks after every kill cam. lol

    • @uhmplify4094
      @uhmplify4094 8 років тому +2

      Her name is Zoie Burgher

    • @MrResources
      @MrResources 8 років тому

      HERE GO THAT BAN SHIT, BAN BITCH ASS TO THE UA-cam STOP THE TERM SWITCH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @rebekanickell8451
      @rebekanickell8451 6 років тому

      Zeido_ Eugenia*

  • @alexc4377
    @alexc4377 5 років тому

    Birdman got some creeps to quit doing creepy shit. Birdman is a hero

  • @BloodyEddy09
    @BloodyEddy09 8 років тому +8

    #2cringey4me

  • @Squidbillyyuh
    @Squidbillyyuh 8 років тому +2

    Cleansing the world one Eugene at a time

  • @ismaelhernandez5045
    @ismaelhernandez5045 8 років тому +10

    for some reason when I cover my ears I can't hear

    • @blacksmithpiano
      @blacksmithpiano 6 років тому +1

      Ismael Hernandez I’m having a similar problem. When I cut my head if I die. How is that happening?

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 4 роки тому

      For some reason, the sky is blue

  • @sethshoot45
    @sethshoot45 8 років тому +2

    I mean I'm no bio major with 10,956 girls numbers, but my calculations still tell me we got a code Eugene here

  • @V.IV.Rusty.
    @V.IV.Rusty. 8 років тому +20

    I'm new here what is a Eugene?

    • @b2k_waffle400
      @b2k_waffle400 8 років тому +9

      Watch his eugene documentary you will get all the answers you want

    • @MiguelMartinez-xy1lr
      @MiguelMartinez-xy1lr 8 років тому +5

      Hard to explain you have to watch him from a while back

    • @itsDizzi
      @itsDizzi 8 років тому +32

      Ur a Eugene until u know what a Eugene is

    • @reevanmonteiro4186
      @reevanmonteiro4186 8 років тому

      you.... you are a eugene

    • @ItsCounty
      @ItsCounty 8 років тому +5

      I person who always has a ak47 and a small penis

  • @LineofBorax
    @LineofBorax 5 років тому

    "school shooter 11's" bruh I'm fuckin dead 😭💀

  • @chaseschappell4908
    @chaseschappell4908 5 років тому +1

    My brother and I have a new game at the bar. We act as eugene as possible and try and pick up chicks. It doesnt work but its funny.

  • @calibre.6193
    @calibre.6193 8 років тому

    Eugene in mexican is Eugenio, so when Eugenio reaches into his backpack... YOU FUCKING RUN!!

  • @TOONAMAX
    @TOONAMAX 4 роки тому +1

    4:10 what are thooooooose?!?!?
    4:45 let the roasting begin!

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому

    Lemme catch my daughter with 10,000 guy's phone numbers.

  • @JPViewsDaily
    @JPViewsDaily 5 років тому +1

    I.... it''s been 3 years and this shit still keeps me up at night...

  • @lukeduketv9955
    @lukeduketv9955 8 років тому +1

    Was about to go get me the new School Shooter 12s but Birdman uploaded

  • @johnathancall3621
    @johnathancall3621 4 роки тому

    "A F****ING GARBAGE TRUCK!" LMAO! dead

  • @u.s.borderpatrol3820
    @u.s.borderpatrol3820 6 років тому

    7:57 when even guys are uncomfortable near you you know you’re fuckin up somewhere

  • @DieMasterMonkey
    @DieMasterMonkey 7 років тому +1

    [Yellow Pages Arrives]
    "Hey mom! I have 10,000 phone numbers!" - Eugene

  • @wtfisthis7795
    @wtfisthis7795 7 років тому

    Number 10,956 you, thats you now. Spoken like a true mack daddy

  • @cdajah6920
    @cdajah6920 5 років тому

    This guy was on the X Factor and whipped his meat out on stage during his "performance" straight eugene.

  • @christianreid5550
    @christianreid5550 7 років тому

    You forgot to say she said she was uncomfortable then ran away so even funnier

  • @reeecollected3039
    @reeecollected3039 7 років тому

    birdman logic: oh!!I haven't fucked up someones video in over a week!better make one now!!
    our logic:OMG!!!!!!BIRDMAN MADE A VIDEO!!!!GOTTA WATCH IT!!!!!NUMMNUMMNUMMNUMM!!!!

  • @Momlover-kl3kh
    @Momlover-kl3kh 3 роки тому

    Me: sees video in recommended
    The title: HOW TO GET ANY GIRLS NUMBER
    Me: I smell a Eugene
    Me again: seriously, take a shower

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 4 роки тому +2

    Just like how you normally would in every situation, point a gun at them and ask politely.

  • @PedroSantos-fp4iu
    @PedroSantos-fp4iu 8 років тому

    Harambe was about to find me in a trashcan but Birdman uploaded

  • @GodsWarriorsClan
    @GodsWarriorsClan 8 років тому +1

    Never fail to entertain bro that shit was too funny!!

  • @Eclipse-ic1gb
    @Eclipse-ic1gb 8 років тому +1

    He thought the garbage truck was his reflection

  • @_Paul_N
    @_Paul_N 6 років тому

    The thumbnail to this video is either from Bang Bros or Brazzers 🤣.

  • @clipvault9405
    @clipvault9405 8 років тому

    Yo thanks for making these video, I had some family issues today, you u lighted my day up a little, thx

  • @cobain5148
    @cobain5148 8 років тому

    Laughed so hard when i saw his sex offender 11's and then laughed even harder when i saw this dudes face

  • @chimichangaplays7781
    @chimichangaplays7781 8 років тому +2

    Yoo EVERYONE GET BIRDMAN TO SEE THIS!! THIS EUGENE SANG HIS OWN SONG IN X-FACTOR!!!! Like so birdman can expose him

  • @j0shda116
    @j0shda116 4 роки тому

    Sneak 50
    speech 15
    Illusion 100
    Self-awareness 9000

  • @Salty.Peasants
    @Salty.Peasants 5 років тому

    He looks like the villain from Kindergarten cop. 😂