A Wild Eugene Tries To Expose Me

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2016
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  • @coolpanacakes7839
    @coolpanacakes7839 6 років тому +3598

    *A WILD EUGENE HAS APPEARED*
    Eugene uses: Slurping from a cup.
    It has no effect!
    Birdman uses: Common sense.
    It's super effective!

  • @bxrsulze6067
    @bxrsulze6067 5 років тому +1193

    Let me catch birdman naming his son Eugene

    • @shawnrer
      @shawnrer 4 роки тому +17

      Make it his middle name

    • @abdulazizbature2615
      @abdulazizbature2615 4 роки тому +4

      You beat me to this !

    • @dribbledroppin310
      @dribbledroppin310 4 роки тому +4

      Believe me, if that time comes, that bag reacher is getting adopted. So I think thats off the table...

    • @brandonwade2581
      @brandonwade2581 3 роки тому

      That would be funny also how is it having top comment

    • @esh9x153
      @esh9x153 3 роки тому

      Ironic.

  • @BedfastHealer78
    @BedfastHealer78 4 роки тому +202

    "This guy is 36"
    *A few moments later*
    "You can be whatever age you want"

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 4 роки тому +4

      Idiot logic.
      Birdman: R U assuming my AGE!!!
      Eugene: yes and.
      Birdman: there goes my past calculater XD

  • @glennjonesii6928
    @glennjonesii6928 4 роки тому +738

    Let me catch my son slurping from a cup with purple hair and Hello Kitty on his bedroom wall! 😂

    • @SYVERIA
      @SYVERIA 4 роки тому +28

      It would’ve been okay if it was normal hello kitty, but instead it was emo kitty 💀💀

    • @jacobroberts2769
      @jacobroberts2769 4 роки тому +11

      well if my kid did i might get a 14nth murder charge

    • @Giacomo_112
      @Giacomo_112 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine his friend went inside his room😂

    • @user-xs1is9yd5o
      @user-xs1is9yd5o 4 роки тому +5

      "son"

    • @FarisYKamal
      @FarisYKamal 3 роки тому

      @@jacobroberts2769 14th

  • @bothunter8744
    @bothunter8744 5 років тому +2383

    Hol up he said your being age phobic but he’s saying get old people off UA-cam isn’t that age phobic

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 4 роки тому +61

      Your pic magically gives Critikal an extra 1inch height.

    • @jeremiahcorchado3492
      @jeremiahcorchado3492 4 роки тому +11

      Yes. Yes it is

    • @zinho9169
      @zinho9169 4 роки тому +24

      yea that shit just ain't adding up

    • @captainholliday3873
      @captainholliday3873 4 роки тому +26

      A lot of the shit he said was countered later on. Like how he gave Birdman shit for saying "gay shit" then when he mentioned the "let me catch my son" part his exact words were,"Like he says 'let me catch my son' then its some gay shit" he literally knocked Birdman for doing the same shit he does. It's pretty much confirmed this guy is a waste of air.

    • @Brandon-qe3ej
      @Brandon-qe3ej 4 роки тому +14

      the logic of a mentally ill person....

  • @oddjonsson2815
    @oddjonsson2815 7 років тому +1595

    Let my catch my son having purple hair.

    • @typicalsniper
      @typicalsniper 6 років тому +71

      Odd Jonsson Let me catch my son looking like a female

    • @VironixPsn
      @VironixPsn 6 років тому +9

      I will get purple hair

    • @psychoticsy6350
      @psychoticsy6350 5 років тому +42

      Miss me with that purple shit.

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 років тому +7

      emo purple hair, naaahhhh

    • @yareyaredaze2808
      @yareyaredaze2808 5 років тому +11

      Let Me Catch My Son Putting My Favourite Color In His Hair.

  • @Its_Pretty_Lame
    @Its_Pretty_Lame 4 роки тому +611

    Eugene: *EXISTS*
    Birdman: I'm about to end this kids whole career.

  • @matthewryan1998
    @matthewryan1998 4 роки тому +374

    I thought this strain of Emos died out long ago

    • @metalrebel7506
      @metalrebel7506 4 роки тому +10

      Heh.....heh....heh

    • @aharr3437
      @aharr3437 4 роки тому +35

      That's what I thought about Palpatine, but look who was still alive?

    • @brodyca1898
      @brodyca1898 4 роки тому +2

      Mango Faygo lmao

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 роки тому +9

      Now we call them simps.

    • @manuelm2300
      @manuelm2300 3 роки тому +8

      They did just some mixed with theater kids making a new type of emo

  • @YoursTrulyGajodhar
    @YoursTrulyGajodhar 5 років тому +499

    Lemme catch my son slurping from a cup

  • @brandon649
    @brandon649 8 років тому +4813

    I'm not afraid to show my haircut, my mom cut it for me

    • @evandeneault186
      @evandeneault186 8 років тому +403

      Get help. Soon. And don't let me catch you sneaking a Glock in your lunch....

    • @SmartieAlek
      @SmartieAlek 8 років тому +147

      you mind leavin my lunch table alone when you pull out dat extended clip in the cafeteria?

    • @jawshhuh
      @jawshhuh 8 років тому +92

      Lol bro did you create that name just for this comment Lmaooo

    • @rattlesnaik
      @rattlesnaik 8 років тому +10

      LOL

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 8 років тому +19

      +Joshua Biesiadecki you mean he changed his picture

  • @sulfurousrelic5089
    @sulfurousrelic5089 4 роки тому +136

    As a Welshman i apologise for this Eugenes actions

    • @fayeking75
      @fayeking75 4 роки тому +12

      Good, because he is pretty cring.

    • @paperboy8708
      @paperboy8708 4 роки тому +15

      its not your fault man... its not your fault

    • @sheevpalpatine6373
      @sheevpalpatine6373 3 роки тому +3

      He will end as a short haired trans woman screaming, when somone trigger it.

    • @user-dx8nl9qm9d
      @user-dx8nl9qm9d 3 роки тому +1

      @Abel Martinez Calderon Jr They do that, Then I'm going Hunting

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Рік тому

      Too much goat genes in him.

  • @elijah_.19siqueira43
    @elijah_.19siqueira43 4 роки тому +90

    This my friends is why bullies were a good thing

  • @cliffbar3911
    @cliffbar3911 6 років тому +380

    Him drinking that cup was pissin me off bro

    • @kesler9759
      @kesler9759 5 років тому +5

      Did you see him holding it

    • @justsomeonepassingby408
      @justsomeonepassingby408 5 років тому +6

      And him playing with his purple hair. Are you so self conscious about yourself with low self confidence (like how your hair looks like and how you look like on camera etc. etc.) that you can't even record a video of yourself without messing with your hair every few seconds? Like wtf man

    • @Papa_Mendes
      @Papa_Mendes 5 років тому

      He sippin on some Birdman tears.

    • @OldFantasy
      @OldFantasy 5 років тому

      And him sniffing as well

    • @vito3388
      @vito3388 5 років тому

      Cliff Bar he drank it like a fucking grandpa

  • @hlkeck
    @hlkeck 6 років тому +761

    Who else saw the hello Kitty picture on is wall?

  • @Fully_Certified_Idiot
    @Fully_Certified_Idiot 4 роки тому +145

    My profile pic is how I feel bout the Eugene

  • @noname-om7hu
    @noname-om7hu 4 роки тому +38

    "if he can hide all that hair he can hide a AK-47" I am dead

  • @notmatua_
    @notmatua_ 5 років тому +689

    Lemme catch my friend trying to make a "exposing" video on birdman.

    • @johnfinley8158
      @johnfinley8158 5 років тому +29

      What friend?
      And no, your action figures don't count.

    • @notmatua_
      @notmatua_ 4 роки тому +33

      @@johnfinley8158 Well played.

    • @johnfinley8158
      @johnfinley8158 4 роки тому +30

      @@notmatua_ hey dude, thanks for having a sense of humor.

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 4 роки тому +16

      @@johnfinley8158 Be nicer to my son 😡 those figurines cost 39 each and I strip 7 days a week so... Matua? Ma... I was drunk when I named him.
      LEAVE MY SON ALONE REEEEEE!

    • @ocean2317
      @ocean2317 4 роки тому +4

      @@MiraSubieGirl lmfaoo

  • @blowme3684
    @blowme3684 7 років тому +430

    You forgot the word Eugenephobic

  • @Saitama996
    @Saitama996 4 роки тому +32

    Eugene: "I'm gonna expose Birdman to the public!"
    Birdman: "it's free real estate."

  • @Brahmane0
    @Brahmane0 4 роки тому +31

    I can feel my brain cells rapidly depleting

  • @mygirlliddyusedtoalwayssmoke
    @mygirlliddyusedtoalwayssmoke 6 років тому +455

    Let me catch my son being friends with this boy

    • @itsafish4600
      @itsafish4600 5 років тому +8

      Lemme catch my son having a Eugene as a friend

    • @justsomeonepassingby408
      @justsomeonepassingby408 5 років тому

      Fuck that. My son deserves better than this piece of shit

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 років тому +2

      Marsh Meloop I don't have child but if I did I would not lit this guy get near my child

    • @elej98
      @elej98 5 років тому +3

      @@GrrSaidTheWolf yo that's funny

    • @TheRyanthomas83
      @TheRyanthomas83 5 років тому +1

      Let me catch my son turning into a Eugine!! 🤜

  • @pd9432
    @pd9432 6 років тому +565

    The fact that his channel was terminated is funny lmfao

    • @jackjamesnicholas9493
      @jackjamesnicholas9493 6 років тому +30

      wonder wha kind of kinky shit he had tha got him terminated

    • @eternalwarfare514
      @eternalwarfare514 6 років тому +2

      Really?

    • @prox4152
      @prox4152 5 років тому +6

      Why do I gotta have the same name as him f me

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 5 років тому

      I wasn't gonna say anything at first but you've said it twice now , seek help.

    • @prox4152
      @prox4152 5 років тому

      everynightsbright I never said it twice sometimes it does that it’s a glitch

  • @frigginidiot2963
    @frigginidiot2963 4 роки тому +70

    There was a hello kitty sticker on his wall.
    **WHY**

    • @elisavetamilaeva5249
      @elisavetamilaeva5249 4 роки тому +9

      What you mean 'why' .. just fucking look at him

    • @sleekstar9999
      @sleekstar9999 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t even think it was a sticker it looked like he taped it on his wall

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 4 роки тому +1

      @@sleekstar9999XD this is honestly sad in an idiotic way.
      Bet he's got a my little pony phone case😖😆

  • @samjames6714
    @samjames6714 4 роки тому +17

    “but... ÆEUGHHH” -Eugene

  • @jaypurcell3733
    @jaypurcell3733 8 років тому +327

    You all know mr krabs name is eugene? I think we need to let spongebob in on the golden rule

    • @Bren9989
      @Bren9989 8 років тому +8

      Just because your name is Eugene, doesn't mean you're a Eugene

    • @austinmccarthy3403
      @austinmccarthy3403 8 років тому +49

      +Azentz that's something a Eugene would say

    • @P.bateman
      @P.bateman 8 років тому +1

      narwhale

    • @cawubby6282
      @cawubby6282 8 років тому +4

      the main dude from tangled is too

    • @GlenntertainmentInc
      @GlenntertainmentInc 8 років тому +14

      A eugene is different than a person named Eugene (notice the capitalization). A man named Eugene is unlucky. A eugene is a creep.

  • @cobie419
    @cobie419 7 років тому +208

    the account that made that vid was terminated

  • @kaden77
    @kaden77 4 роки тому +353

    I'm trans (female to male) and im not offended by your videos its actually quite the opposite I think they are funny and honestly this Eugene is just offended Cuz he's not as funny as you

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 4 роки тому +41

      Sad_pineappleUwU same here (male to female) and I love shit like this, it‘s hilarious

    • @camudorrants7139
      @camudorrants7139 4 роки тому +31

      Sad_pineappleUwU I’m gay and love these feminist and Eugene video

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 4 роки тому +23

      Luis Martinez liar? Okay pal lol

    • @Apollo5752353
      @Apollo5752353 4 роки тому +15

      Camudor Rants agreed, they‘re hilarious

    • @brotherian6845
      @brotherian6845 4 роки тому +36

      Gross. Seek help for your own good and for everyone around you.

  • @p.a.r.c1694
    @p.a.r.c1694 4 роки тому +27

    9:20 "people who spread hate speech on UA-cam should not be allowed to upload on UA-cam"
    Immediately starts to spread hate speech.

  • @chach8668
    @chach8668 8 років тому +749

    Birdman I see you in private browsing on Chrome. You ain't slick we all know what you've been doing

    • @Dante150_
      @Dante150_ 8 років тому +13

      I'm dead 😂

    • @GabeGreenVlogs
      @GabeGreenVlogs 8 років тому +11

      Cheeky incognitoing (is the the verb for going incognito?)

    • @GabeGreenVlogs
      @GabeGreenVlogs 8 років тому +1

      *is that

    • @adm102401
      @adm102401 8 років тому +59

      if i catch my son not shuting his incognito tab...

    • @GabeGreenVlogs
      @GabeGreenVlogs 8 років тому

      Aaron Martin XD

  • @scoots8121
    @scoots8121 6 років тому +297

    We need to start the holy crusade against Eugen. DEUS VULT

    • @Nightflash8864
      @Nightflash8864 5 років тому +6

      Der Die Das Schlufuu Deus veult brother we shall lead a crusade against those heretic ave maria

    • @BeN-bn5yb
      @BeN-bn5yb 5 років тому +1

      Crowd response: *DEUS VULT!*

    • @lebumjames5299
      @lebumjames5299 5 років тому +1

      Antieugeuneus

    • @shiroshadow9363
      @shiroshadow9363 5 років тому +1

      DEUS VULT! PRIMO VICTORIA

    • @devilhunter5688
      @devilhunter5688 5 років тому +1

      What does Deus vult mean?

  • @terrorhighway4157
    @terrorhighway4157 4 роки тому +52

    I seen a few people in the comments saying "Transgender isn't a disorder" when it clearly is,, o lord

  • @greenonions115
    @greenonions115 4 роки тому +34

    Even with birdman roasting this kid, im still afraid of this weirdo. Im sleeping with my gold camo AK tonite

    • @e.tripinn
      @e.tripinn 4 роки тому +1

      Angry Russian finna get diamond if this man role up

  • @jakruel4273
    @jakruel4273 7 років тому +192

    Star Wars but it's Eugenes and birdman
    A new Roast
    Eugenes strike back
    Return of the Birdman
    The AK/backpack menace
    The Exposed wars
    Revenge of the Eugenes

    • @sethgabriel9061
      @sethgabriel9061 6 років тому +2

      Jakruel gg bro nice

    • @mauricerodriguez2138
      @mauricerodriguez2138 6 років тому +1

      Man, can't believe Luke died in The Last Jedi.

    • @thotiusthemad5318
      @thotiusthemad5318 6 років тому +3

      I Altered It A Bit
      A New Roast, The Eugene Strikes Back, Return Of The Birdmen, The Eugene Menace, The Roast Wars, Revenge Of The Eugene's, The Suicidal Thoughts Awaken, Call Of Duty One And The Last Birdman.

    • @zagreus1249
      @zagreus1249 6 років тому

      Jakruel it’s magnificent masterpiece

    • @dawg1445
      @dawg1445 6 років тому

      Nice

  • @imaghost4342
    @imaghost4342 6 років тому +294

    When has he been racist?

    • @akarbit3r111
      @akarbit3r111 5 років тому +33

      Yes

    • @kurookami2579
      @kurookami2579 5 років тому +46

      *pulls up a stack of files*
      No, No, No.
      *chuckles* that never gets old.
      No, No, No.
      OH here we go...wait, nevermind.
      No, No.
      Well from what evidence I can see, Mr. Birdman has made no such claim. Case closed.

    • @spidernngga463
      @spidernngga463 5 років тому +2

      Im a Ghost idek

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 5 років тому +1

      j8ke_l33 x2 why?

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 4 роки тому +1

      Idk.

  • @BlissfullyTired
    @BlissfullyTired 4 роки тому +16

    I remember this guy he was on a scene kid cringe compilation. I remember this guy was eating Oreos and talking about how Blood on the Dance Floor got a new album yeah I wouldn't take this guy seriously.

    • @birb9422
      @birb9422 4 роки тому +3

      Blood on the dance floor eats a horse's shit

  • @sarabrinton740
    @sarabrinton740 4 роки тому +5

    Little Boy with purple hair: Does your mommy know you're playing with her computer? Shut it down, finish your warm milk, and go to bed.

  • @kloud6412
    @kloud6412 7 років тому +57

    let me catch my son have a friend named Eugene

  • @ShawnToon97
    @ShawnToon97 8 років тому +168

    Damn Birdman this guy gave you hell... Straight exposed you for, hold on I got to take a sip from my World of Warcraft sippy cup.... Alright that's better

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 роки тому +12

    When you are getting troll by "being exposed"
    Birdman: *PLAYS UNO REVERSE CARD* "No U!!!!!"

  • @CgJeff456
    @CgJeff456 4 роки тому +37

    I quit :the age that was given to you at birth

  • @YTCKRONIKZ
    @YTCKRONIKZ 5 років тому +381

    This kid literally said age is fluid
    No u don’t choose! If I could choose I’d be drinking and partying all night but no l cant

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 4 роки тому +12

      Im 28... Id love to be 20 🤣

    • @charlesbarlow3970
      @charlesbarlow3970 4 роки тому +11

      I'd love to be 21 rn, but I guess I'll have to wait those 9 months 🤣🤣🤣😩

    • @artofkillz
      @artofkillz 4 роки тому +14

      Think we need to notify the authorities about him , if he thinks that age fluid nonsense sounds little predatory .

    • @leenguyen6056
      @leenguyen6056 4 роки тому +10

      The same goes for gender

    • @artofkillz
      @artofkillz 4 роки тому +1

      @@leenguyen6056 very true

  • @BryanCinemas
    @BryanCinemas 8 років тому +61

    I can't believe Eugene's still think your 36 yrs old.

    • @jaysarr2947
      @jaysarr2947 8 років тому +2

      Is he not 36 ? I fully thought he was 😂

    • @NeptunemV
      @NeptunemV 8 років тому +2

      +Jihad Sarwar he's still in his early 20's😂lmfao

    • @Gunners-zi4ic
      @Gunners-zi4ic 8 років тому +1

      +Jihad Sarwar your clearly new here

    • @joenash2064
      @joenash2064 8 років тому +1

      You´re*

    • @BottomG1337
      @BottomG1337 8 років тому

      +Jihad Sarwar Because you're a Eugene

  • @W_R_A_T_H
    @W_R_A_T_H 4 роки тому +11

    "Most of you might hate him probably... but- EUUUGGH"

  • @itsascendingfr
    @itsascendingfr 2 роки тому +2

    I love coming back to these old videos

  • @GhostieKai
    @GhostieKai 7 років тому +121

    the kids account got banned lol

  • @ukrainmobile480
    @ukrainmobile480 5 років тому +105

    Let me catch my USSR Attack Helicopter exposing Birdman.

    • @pimpscottie3311
      @pimpscottie3311 4 роки тому +1

      Ukrain Mobile A I’m subscribing to u just bcuz of that one comment

    • @bankaisage34
      @bankaisage34 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @sanjimanga8923
    @sanjimanga8923 4 роки тому +14

    Anyone gonna talk about how he's holding his cup or is it just bothering me

  • @ThatGuy-mw1kg
    @ThatGuy-mw1kg 4 роки тому +10

    i immediately cringed when he burped it's like he's choking on sumn

  • @timothysuria2629
    @timothysuria2629 5 років тому +349

    Birdman vs ben shapiro would cause the destruction of the universe

    • @ltdang1e_
      @ltdang1e_ 5 років тому +9

      Equality for pineapples lmfao facts

    • @divyeshchauhan3558
      @divyeshchauhan3558 4 роки тому +61

      Let me catch facts caring about feelings.

    • @victorbrown7659
      @victorbrown7659 4 роки тому +1

      Yessss

    • @zaynefulcher8601
      @zaynefulcher8601 4 роки тому +7

      If aliens ask for someone from earth then I’m just gonna send both of them up there.

    • @p.a.r.c1694
      @p.a.r.c1694 4 роки тому +3

      @@zaynefulcher8601 good representatives.

  • @daniel_3047
    @daniel_3047 7 років тому +70

    the moment he got his hood off I knew my life was over

    • @Gumkey
      @Gumkey 7 років тому +9

      SHE SUCC ME every time he slurps his cup a bit of my soul fades away

  • @Jeramithehuman
    @Jeramithehuman 4 роки тому +6

    I know I’m 3 years late but this kid drinking is like Miachel Scott when he’s eating the tiramisu while on the phone with David Wallace

  • @marcellford8197
    @marcellford8197 3 роки тому +2

    I subscribed just because of this video 😂😂 plus your vids are awesome birdman✊

  • @Papa-ke5qi
    @Papa-ke5qi 8 років тому +100

    Is that goblin a male or a female

    • @UnjustMurder
      @UnjustMurder 8 років тому +20

      As a trans-species person identifying as a deer, i find this comment in support of hate speech and oppressive against me and to feminism as a whole.

    • @Papa-ke5qi
      @Papa-ke5qi 8 років тому +5

      UnjustMurder i still don't have an answer to my question though

    • @aserillll
      @aserillll 8 років тому +1

      It's somewhere in the middle.

    • @user-ej6yc8sr3f
      @user-ej6yc8sr3f 8 років тому

      +Nobbbelzxxtv ahahaha

    • @ftwnoobbuster
      @ftwnoobbuster 8 років тому

      ahahahahhaha lol that's what I was saying

  • @TezlaGrey
    @TezlaGrey 5 років тому +125

    A weeaboo and a Eugene? Would hell even want him? How can a specues like this exist? Lets let doctor birdman explain.

    • @samurai6331
      @samurai6331 5 років тому +16

      A weeagene.

    • @thefallenraptor4005
      @thefallenraptor4005 5 років тому +1

      Question 1: both question 2: no question 3: well life itself is a mistake but he is a mistake within the mistake within the mistake

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 5 років тому

      Aren't most weebs eugenes and most eugenes weebs?

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 4 роки тому

      Idk, purgatory might take him.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 4 роки тому

      @@jorge8596 (INHALES) *YES.*

  • @datboi2201
    @datboi2201 4 роки тому +4

    Never turn your back when Eugene reaches into the pack

  • @jed5135
    @jed5135 4 роки тому

    You're definitely my favorite youtuber man keep up the work

  • @thelegend-zv8gw
    @thelegend-zv8gw 7 років тому +76

    the eugene's channel is gone nice

    • @chaserodie6293
      @chaserodie6293 7 років тому +2

      the ark angel of death I wanted to find it so bad

    • @littlehonu
      @littlehonu 7 років тому

      omg yes

    • @bobbythompson6017
      @bobbythompson6017 Рік тому

      And he said f*** you birdman for having two strikes On his channel

    • @bobbythompson6017
      @bobbythompson6017 Рік тому

      He looks like a guy that would admit to his 2 subscribers that he touched a 5 year old girl

  • @franekmlgsniper6382
    @franekmlgsniper6382 7 років тому +185

    birdman you don't even sound to be 36

  • @wyliecoyote173
    @wyliecoyote173 4 роки тому +7

    I do not know but when I was a kid being a phobic was being afraid and you could not help being afraid of heights the dark even from gay person. Quit hating on people because they are afraid of something.

  • @packnthat9823
    @packnthat9823 2 роки тому +1

    Lmfao had to come back and watch this gem again. Pack this man tf up lmao.

  • @quasargaming8840
    @quasargaming8840 7 років тому +37

    That's not a regular Eugene, that's a Eugene Supreme.

  • @realerdealers1924
    @realerdealers1924 7 років тому +39

    every time he (or whatever)lifts up his mug of male tears of a sip, he sounds like zoidberg eating a hamster

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 6 років тому +1

      realerdealers Male tears = semen. You basically said he said he's sipping semen.

    • @doctorroach1680
      @doctorroach1680 5 років тому

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @thokozalushaba9696
    @thokozalushaba9696 2 роки тому +2

    I used to be a Eugene. Thank God I found Birdman

  • @loganblackfire7238
    @loganblackfire7238 4 роки тому

    I've been binge watching birdman for a few days now lol

  • @recnodis7444
    @recnodis7444 7 років тому +79

    I assume by the cup that he is Welsh, and as a fellow Welsh person I do apologies, we as a people are not usually like this and I assure you that he will be disposed of swiftly, thank you for your cooperation

    • @sharpsles8153
      @sharpsles8153 7 років тому +5

      Oh, good I wasn't the only one who noticed that. Agreed.

    • @skeptology9687
      @skeptology9687 7 років тому +9

      recnodis thank you sir, you are welcome in our country any time

    • @annmitchell4663
      @annmitchell4663 7 років тому +4

      recnodis Are you assuming his nationality, just because you use a welsh mug doesnt make you welsh...shagging sheep makes you welsh😅😅😅😅

    • @annmitchell4663
      @annmitchell4663 6 років тому

      Kubla Khan Cant quite pinpoint his accent but when he said 'think' it sounded a bit Irish as in 'tink'...but it could be somewhere in the Netherlands area...?

    • @wesleyhughes4852
      @wesleyhughes4852 6 років тому

      It's OK man, not your fault that his parents failed lol

  • @Sultan.Ottoman
    @Sultan.Ottoman 8 років тому +144

    I'm fasting on ramadan and wanted to finally eat, then Birdman uploaded.

    • @sneakyflamingo1598
      @sneakyflamingo1598 8 років тому +1

      XD best birdman joke NA

    • @mobsta163
      @mobsta163 8 років тому +11

      Among all the shit you find in the comment section, you eventually find a gem

    • @lunar1745
      @lunar1745 8 років тому +1

      u need a medal

    • @shaunkrieger1
      @shaunkrieger1 8 років тому

      I don't get the joke lol

    • @zxgamer1
      @zxgamer1 8 років тому

      +OhMya Kaboom Just cuz ur dad married ur moms mom doesnt mean everyones into fucked up shit like that

  • @TheAandJStudio
    @TheAandJStudio 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao i usually keep quiet watching your videos but when he said the thing about the five year olds I audibly shouted "WHAT"

  • @diegokonig3049
    @diegokonig3049 4 роки тому

    Birdman please keep doing what you do, you give me faith in humanity

  • @symbiote4418
    @symbiote4418 8 років тому +177

    I was about to kill myself, then Birdman uploaded.

    • @ColonelChickenCoop
      @ColonelChickenCoop 8 років тому +8

      I was a bout to rub one out but bird man uploaded

    • @symbiote4418
      @symbiote4418 8 років тому +2

      +TBD TryHard Nice

    • @ColonelChickenCoop
      @ColonelChickenCoop 8 років тому +6

      +Symbiote well doesn't matter I can do it while watching the video

    • @symbiote4418
      @symbiote4418 8 років тому +1

      You right. I'm going to try it out.

    • @imfodder7169
      @imfodder7169 8 років тому +1

      yeah, Birdman's videos are life savers

  • @smelldisfidelis5499
    @smelldisfidelis5499 5 років тому +75

    *gets on Twitter*
    *Tweet a hashtag*
    *clicks notification(1x) to refresh*
    *someone already retweeted that tweet in a second*
    *clicks notification(2x) 3 people liked or retweeted*
    *He does all of this like it was nothing*
    #cantrelate

  • @spicycurry7238
    @spicycurry7238 4 роки тому

    it actually boggles my mind that there are genuinely people out there in the world who have this thought process

  • @vasting9829
    @vasting9829 4 роки тому

    2:52 lol Birdman sounds like a pissed father trying to teach his kid table manners

  • @adrianjacobs6743
    @adrianjacobs6743 5 років тому +88

    10:07 "age is fluent ya know, u choose your own age" [insert facepalm clip here]

    • @insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229
      @insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229 4 роки тому +5

      People like that shall burn in hell or oblivion or wherever the hell terrible people go once they die

    • @TheAstropigey
      @TheAstropigey 3 роки тому +6

      Let me catch a 40yr old identifying as a 14yr old coming at my daughter 🔫

  • @Paracosmstate
    @Paracosmstate 6 років тому +142

    Look at his hello kitty poster #getguysmorebraincells

  • @rinneganss-3242
    @rinneganss-3242 4 роки тому

    Bruh has a hello kitty in his room. I don’t even have the words to say anything. Like, I’m legit speechless.

  • @heruuuuu
    @heruuuuu 4 роки тому +5

    I think that when he said he has a friend named Eugene he meant that HIS name is Eugene.

  • @orangejuice9396
    @orangejuice9396 7 років тому +38

    eugene: so today i will be exposing the lovely *eugene mating noise* birdman *sips drink* some of you might love him some of you might hate him most of you might hate him

  • @mitchelllederhouse4188
    @mitchelllederhouse4188 6 років тому +86

    When I was watching this I swore I remember seeing this guy some where before. After watching I realized I saw this person on Pyrocinical's channel on "SAVAGE KID RETURNS". On one of Pyro's videos this kid pours Monster energy drinks into a bowl of cereal and eats on camera as the kid is ranting that's why his drinking on camera and the hello kitty picture in the background was so familiar.

    • @isaiahedwards1083
      @isaiahedwards1083 6 років тому

      Mitchell Lederhouse leafy video

    • @deroxyogames5113
      @deroxyogames5113 6 років тому +3

      Yep pyro is a one of my favorite video's ahahba

    • @jakeboy4563
      @jakeboy4563 5 років тому

      In the video he also called pyrocinicals intro "gay"

    • @papafrenchie6088
      @papafrenchie6088 5 років тому

      Jakeboy456 didn't he also say something like 'rawr xD' and 'I'm a fucking dinosaur' bullshit? God, that was so brain cell consuming to watch

  • @nordicrosie5150
    @nordicrosie5150 4 роки тому

    Birdman sounded like my dad when he was like "Finish it, or put it down. I don't want to hear it again" 😂

  • @keshv3883
    @keshv3883 4 роки тому

    i have the same hello kitty sticker. nice to see another fan of a classic show

  • @anguscunningham9092
    @anguscunningham9092 5 років тому +50

    when he stated to talk about 50 y olds playing with 5 y old it just moved up from leave 1 Eugene to leave 7 Eugene real quick

    • @TylerLL2112
      @TylerLL2112 4 роки тому +6

      We are at defcon Eugene.

    • @NeviieeYT
      @NeviieeYT 4 роки тому +6

      We're in the endgame now boys

    • @teknik6418
      @teknik6418 4 роки тому +1

      Probably still plays Leave of Legends

    • @Arpeji0
      @Arpeji0 2 роки тому

      This guy out tha wazoo

    • @bobbythompson6017
      @bobbythompson6017 Рік тому

      That's not level 7 you Eugene that's level 3020 Eugene

  • @dkoda5273
    @dkoda5273 5 років тому +52

    Let me catch my son deepthroating a cup in the dark with some my little pony hair having a friend Eugene hatin on birdman he bout to get Stone cold stunner’d through the front yard where he gone be spending his days.

  • @kiddeath8883
    @kiddeath8883 3 роки тому

    “Okay cool man I’ma go do my thing”

  • @eddiebear34
    @eddiebear34 3 роки тому +3

    Fighting against "hatred" towards certain groups of people, by wanting to get rid of people because of their age 🤷‍♂️

  • @thy44
    @thy44 6 років тому +84

    THIS GUY IS INSANE WHO NEEDS TO BE WATCHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!! 10:18

  • @girlbossvoddump932
    @girlbossvoddump932 7 років тому +285

    I'm gay
    according to buzzfeed but its 😎

    • @afrodude4386
      @afrodude4386 6 років тому +1

      Howl Time me too

    • @brokenwarrior5466
      @brokenwarrior5466 6 років тому

      Mr.Grizz good for you

    • @ashtonwrigh1724
      @ashtonwrigh1724 6 років тому +2

      Mr.Grizz why do have to fucking spam enter so we have to "read more". its fucking stupid. say what you got to say, shut the fuck up.

    • @anthobrosbrother6263
      @anthobrosbrother6263 6 років тому +2

      if your gay that means your happy XD

    • @yareyaredaze2808
      @yareyaredaze2808 5 років тому +3

      ashton wrigh
      How about you stfu and gtfo you lazy fuck

  • @alexpilkington3257
    @alexpilkington3257 4 роки тому +2

    The way he twitches and slurps his drink and makes all those noises and the things he says..... dude looks like hes about to commit a felony

    • @megatroneata9911
      @megatroneata9911 4 роки тому

      not only that but that 50 yr old fuckin around w 5 year old shit..

  • @tacticalnoobs9504
    @tacticalnoobs9504 4 роки тому

    This kid constantly moving really got me 😂

  • @laelo9
    @laelo9 5 років тому +343

    Bro u dnt even sound over 30🤣. U sound like ur in ur 20s

    • @shade5182
      @shade5182 4 роки тому +48

      I always thought birdman was like 25ish

    • @jake862944
      @jake862944 4 роки тому +23

      That's the joke lol

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 4 роки тому +12

      Thought he was fukin, like 20. lol.

    • @EclipseGamingPS
      @EclipseGamingPS 4 роки тому +17

      Hes like 26 or some shit

    • @finck9226
      @finck9226 4 роки тому +36

      he def is in his 20's i watched him play the age game he said a 26 year old was older then him..
      but we all know hes really a 36 year old ageaphobe now.. sniffles*

  • @rebetrayal
    @rebetrayal 8 років тому +135

    I was about to expose a Eugene but birdman uploaded.

  • @dvir12345
    @dvir12345 3 роки тому

    Every time he drink from this cup i just losing it

  • @youravggamer
    @youravggamer 4 роки тому +1

    Eugene: Sorry teacher lemme just pick something in my backpa...
    Everyone: Shiiit run for ur lives

  • @Lucky-Knife
    @Lucky-Knife 8 років тому +72

    That disclaimer breaks my heart 😔

    • @thomascrown495
      @thomascrown495 8 років тому +3

      Ikr? It's a sad world we live in when people can't understand jokes unless you spell it out for them :(

    • @themgreenshoes2562
      @themgreenshoes2562 8 років тому +12

      He shouldn't have to put it in out of fear of losing his damn channel. Fucking UA-cam.

    • @budderzombie10
      @budderzombie10 8 років тому +3

      He has to be careful because his channel could be terminated after the trigglypuff incident

    • @stephenwhitters4527
      @stephenwhitters4527 8 років тому

      +zombie slayer 134 haha

  • @LittleLightIsaOnce
    @LittleLightIsaOnce 7 років тому +71

    let me cacht my son trying to roast birdman he's getting rko'd through the dinner table

  • @khijir2
    @khijir2 3 роки тому +1

    Eugene is my new go to par

  • @jordanfuata4513
    @jordanfuata4513 4 роки тому

    Bro i don't even need to watch your videos to like them. I be smashing that blue thumb as the video loads.

  • @itsmedudesdealwithit
    @itsmedudesdealwithit 8 років тому +76

    I didn't sign up for some asmr slurping xd

    • @itsmedudesdealwithit
      @itsmedudesdealwithit 8 років тому +4

      I mean if I wanted it I'd watch cherry crush ;-]

    • @jackmack3961
      @jackmack3961 8 років тому +2

      HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LEL that shit hot as fuck doe

    • @bimmop4372
      @bimmop4372 8 років тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Goshujinsama01
      @Goshujinsama01 8 років тому

      i thought i was the only one that fapped to that

    • @thelittlepasty8360
      @thelittlepasty8360 8 років тому

      I want more

  • @Lucywald2012
    @Lucywald2012 6 років тому +103

    Can he please but his hair back or something

  • @ruin7167
    @ruin7167 3 роки тому +1

    I saw the hair and I immediately knew what he was going to say from start to finish

  • @jmv2902
    @jmv2902 4 роки тому +2

    Is he going to start crying and screaming "Leave Britney alone!!!?"