5 Questions You Should NEVER Ask a Non Binary Person

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  • @theunknownjoe9846
    @theunknownjoe9846 5 років тому +12917

    Feels like some of these folks just hit the "Randomize" button on their Character Creation screen and just ran with it.

  • @santimedina4443
    @santimedina4443 5 років тому +4012

    “Lemme catch MY son identifying as a zif”💀💀💀

  • @guynamedjesus_9881
    @guynamedjesus_9881 5 років тому +1769

    “Emo Mr. Clean has a point”
    - Birdman - 2019

  • @broncoforlife1246
    @broncoforlife1246 4 роки тому +412

    “I’m a minecraft villager, my pronouns are hrmm hahhh and huhhh.” -Someone on the internet.

    • @juicebox7372
      @juicebox7372 4 роки тому +7

      I would love to see a town of people who talk act and use the same currency as minecraft villagers

    • @gothica3605
      @gothica3605 3 роки тому +8

      I’m a creeper and, my pronouns are SSSSSSSSSSSSSS and, BOOM

    • @Life_Basketball
      @Life_Basketball 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @novawoosh3325
      @novawoosh3325 3 роки тому +2

      I could hear the sounds lolol

  • @derecksantiago7019
    @derecksantiago7019 4 роки тому +2365

    "Gay, vegan Vin Diesel"
    "Emo Mr.Clean"

  • @mohajaree
    @mohajaree 4 роки тому +4492

    "For people who hate labels they sure have a lot of them' - someone

    • @dicemslasher9400
      @dicemslasher9400 4 роки тому +186

      I like how u pretty much just made up a random comment with your unpopular opinion in todays society and then quoted it and labeled it as coming from "Someone" to avoid any and all possible direct responsibility foe your words lmfao. Respect.

    • @dicemslasher9400
      @dicemslasher9400 4 роки тому +104

      "im replying to your comment' - Anyonymous.

    • @6ix782
      @6ix782 4 роки тому +196

      Dicem Slasher to bad he’s right

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell 4 роки тому +68

      Honestly I’m nb but I think the amount of labels and micro labels is stupid

    • @Random-py5wz
      @Random-py5wz 4 роки тому +15

      You got a point

  • @kingoflive4665
    @kingoflive4665 6 років тому +441

    Let me catch my son needing a gender identification card

    • @minutesFX
      @minutesFX 6 років тому +57

      Kingoflive 466 i have a gender card its called a fuckin dick

    • @jerrellweekstv9542
      @jerrellweekstv9542 5 років тому +2

      @Tyrone Johnson lmao

    • @mohammedmubashir1796
      @mohammedmubashir1796 5 років тому +2

      @Tyrone Johnson you were caught in the middle of that process

    • @ouhhhbeach5812
      @ouhhhbeach5812 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @soggi_pancakes9860
    @soggi_pancakes9860 4 роки тому +1927

    What gender are you?
    Them: 1011000100111011

  • @Adam-Does381
    @Adam-Does381 4 роки тому +3491

    Lemme catch my son identifying as a “fe fi fo fum”

    • @Bobolishoes
      @Bobolishoes 4 роки тому +74

      😂😂😂

    • @tatumpeiffer3763
      @tatumpeiffer3763 4 роки тому +134

      This is legit exactly what I thought when I heard that.

    • @rait8702
      @rait8702 4 роки тому +7

      my comment yo 😤

    • @tatumpeiffer3763
      @tatumpeiffer3763 4 роки тому +25

      Rait Mägi people can think similar thoughts, don’t just assume he stole your joke

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 4 роки тому +25

      LMAO NOT FE FI FO FUM JAIL 😭😭😭

  • @tjane8730
    @tjane8730 5 років тому +780

    "Emo Mr. Clean has a point" 😂

    • @Lxca-gh6ce
      @Lxca-gh6ce 5 років тому +5

      Tja Ne I read this as soon as he said it

    • @KTCYDB
      @KTCYDB 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @devonmeisner
      @devonmeisner 5 років тому +3

      I lost it when he said that

    • @doctoraids6120
      @doctoraids6120 5 років тому

      I'm fucking dying after watching that part.

    • @lohierlutchano9433
      @lohierlutchano9433 5 років тому

      Lolllll

  • @7XD71
    @7XD71 6 років тому +398

    the "gay vegan vin diesel" killed me..

    • @OvoJon1
      @OvoJon1 6 років тому +24

      random ix "Emo Mr clean" might've been better

    • @pleaseloveme9602
      @pleaseloveme9602 6 років тому +2

      Call the cops

    • @Jeerin_
      @Jeerin_ 6 років тому

      random ix saaame

    • @iamnejo
      @iamnejo 6 років тому

      random ix FRR

    • @steelxx1779
      @steelxx1779 6 років тому +1

      the mr clean killed me

  • @paulofelipebbraga9634
    @paulofelipebbraga9634 4 роки тому +351

    Question 1: Why should i accept you, when you didn't accept yourself in first place?

  • @giovanna3035
    @giovanna3035 4 роки тому +736

    All these people, especially “EMO Mr. Clean” looks like a sims character when you click on “randomize”

    • @fredrickfred4621
      @fredrickfred4621 4 роки тому +37

      “Emo Mr clean” I’m dying

    • @tommasofilipponi2608
      @tommasofilipponi2608 4 роки тому +26

      Bruh you gotta mod the game pretty hard to get some of this

    • @magicknight2285
      @magicknight2285 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samsmusichub
      @samsmusichub 4 роки тому +5

      Random basically sums up their gender anyway lol.

    • @Sheepers2k
      @Sheepers2k 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha cracked me up.

  • @matthewcole9111
    @matthewcole9111 6 років тому +299

    I was a lifeguard at a YMCA and this little boy was starting to open up the women's locker room door. I was off my shift and walking out. I shouted at him "wrong locker room bud" he immediately shut the door and walked away. But nearby him an overweight women and a skinny blue short haired women (who I assumed was a lesbian couple) gave me the death stare. The overweight one started to get up, and failed, and since I didn't feel like getting written up for assuming a little kids gender I booked it out and never heard anything after. I have more stories but those are for another day.

    • @matthewcole9111
      @matthewcole9111 6 років тому +80

      Just kidding I have another. I was on the clock at the end of the pool closest to the locker rooms. There is a men's, a women's, and a "family" Changing room. The YMCA's policy on bathrooms is pretty much you can use whichever one you please. So this "person" walks out of the men's locker room in swim trunks. Was a skinny dude with longer than shoulder length hair. He has kids I guess and gets in the pool with them (both girls like 6 or 7 years old). And there is a wife or whatever there with them. 10 minutes later long hair goes into the family changing area, comes back out in a women's bathing suit, grabs his girls, and goes into the women's locker room. I kinda just stared in shock for awhile before going, it's not my job and going back to what I was doing.

    • @VladDascaliuc
      @VladDascaliuc 6 років тому +3

      Damn.

    • @brodaymonday2367
      @brodaymonday2367 6 років тому +10

      Ahh just kidding. You don’t want aids

    • @eighthmink4719
      @eighthmink4719 6 років тому +40

      Tell me more stories papa

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 2 роки тому +2

      @@matthewcole9111 what the?

  • @nerddork
    @nerddork 6 років тому +4141

    Emo Mr.Clean

    • @octaviomartinez9495
      @octaviomartinez9495 6 років тому +107

      Nerddork / Geniebop that shit had me dead 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @speciality1295
      @speciality1295 6 років тому +51

      Nerddork / Geniebop I was crying XD

    • @Luis-bx4dt
      @Luis-bx4dt 6 років тому +51

      I was laughing my ass off

    • @veltrex7242
      @veltrex7242 6 років тому +41

      I died laughing when he said that

    • @jean-lucchessher7065
      @jean-lucchessher7065 6 років тому +5

      Nerddork / Geniebop roly is a crease

  • @YaNoAwantoMas
    @YaNoAwantoMas 4 роки тому +2413

    There are three types of people:
    1.- Males
    2.- Females
    3.- I NEED ATTENTION LOOK AT ME.

    • @KoKAPONe_
      @KoKAPONe_ 4 роки тому +97

      Big facts

    • @dennispayne7887
      @dennispayne7887 4 роки тому +38

      Lol fax

    • @lanishriner4659
      @lanishriner4659 4 роки тому +65

      Okay, so you misunderstand lol. These people in the video _were_ a bit strange and honestly got irritated with the littlest things, but as a sibling of a non binary person, I did understand where they were coming from. If you want to understand more about non binary people, I'll be glad to answer your questions. It's honestly not for attention, our family didn't even know until they moved out.

    • @johnlemon8689
      @johnlemon8689 4 роки тому +4

      Lani Shriner exactly

    • @milkdud5418
      @milkdud5418 4 роки тому +50

      @Liza Johnson same, i've always been confused about that. I mean, trans people have a reason, y'know, gender dysphoria, but non binary people dont really have that lol. maybe they dont like to identify as a girl for ex. because they're a tomboy? idk lol

  • @belsnow1158
    @belsnow1158 6 років тому +7732

    Things NOT to say to non- binarys:
    *FACTS*

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 6 років тому +3104

    but how do you even know they identify as a person? did you just assume their species???

    • @AJ-js4xi
      @AJ-js4xi 6 років тому +12

      LOL

    • @noble6752
      @noble6752 6 років тому +64

      I identify as a sentient weapon

    • @darksun273
      @darksun273 6 років тому +7

      I am a helcopter get

    • @CamoKKing
      @CamoKKing 6 років тому +66

      Did you just assume my assumption😠

    • @OxygenMagnet
      @OxygenMagnet 6 років тому +10

      imagine buying youtube comment likes

  • @monicapyle
    @monicapyle 5 років тому +645

    I'm 4'11 but I identify as a tall person. I'm offended because the DMV wouldn't put 5'11 on my driver's license😒 and the law didn't care about my feelings regarding the issue.....I guess facts don't care about my feelings afterall

    • @ejwennerstrom8299
      @ejwennerstrom8299 4 роки тому +1

      I really hope your not talking about trans people

    • @ejwennerstrom8299
      @ejwennerstrom8299 4 роки тому +3

      @Eric Pope don't even at least try to be a good person

    • @mohammadwasilliterate8037
      @mohammadwasilliterate8037 4 роки тому +7

      I had a girlfriend that was 4"11 she was so horny she would get me hard 5+ times a day and be climbing all over me, it was awesome!

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 4 роки тому +7

      @@mohammadwasilliterate8037 sounds like me. Do we know each other? 😘

    • @mohammadwasilliterate8037
      @mohammadwasilliterate8037 4 роки тому

      @@monicapyle Maybe if you are Asian hehe

  • @doodleoffice221
    @doodleoffice221 4 роки тому +116

    Zim and Zer sound like bootleg versions of Him and Her.

  • @heathdockery8903
    @heathdockery8903 5 років тому +1596

    “Sorry sir”
    “IT’S ZIF!”

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 5 років тому +29

      Isn't that the big wolf in Dark Souls 1?

    • @804_grandstaff
      @804_grandstaff 5 років тому +50

      I identify as a toaster and I like baths

    • @poop0283
      @poop0283 5 років тому +2

      This would be funny if you didn't have a fortnite pfp

    • @durag_wayne8253
      @durag_wayne8253 5 років тому +9

      @@MisterSpinalzo nah that's sif

    • @mclaurinxjuju3647
      @mclaurinxjuju3647 5 років тому +6

      ツminecraft your response would be funny if you didn’t have Minecraft in your name

  • @isaacyim536
    @isaacyim536 5 років тому +4325

    If I had a dollar for every gender....
    I would have two dollars and a lot of counterfeit

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 6 років тому +300

    “So how long have you worked at the circus?”

  • @koremite415
    @koremite415 4 роки тому +242

    Imagine talking to a non-binary person and they say my pronoun is “Xue Hua Piao Piao” like bruh what you want me to say , “Bei Feng Xiao Xiao”?

  • @maximusmilazzo5760
    @maximusmilazzo5760 4 роки тому +2315

    Me: hi
    Person: hi
    Me: How are you
    Person: Doing well; nice weather we’re having, eh?
    Me: yeah
    Person:
    Me: so, anyways, wHaTs gOiNg oN dOwN tHeRe

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 роки тому +61

      (Eats an overhand right)

    • @IsolationMusic
      @IsolationMusic 4 роки тому +53

      bro this got me weak 2 years later

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 роки тому +3

      Isolation Music months you mean? And also sub to my channel

    • @bread8936
      @bread8936 4 роки тому +3

      Ppl do get asked that

    • @xinpingdonohoe3978
      @xinpingdonohoe3978 4 роки тому +27

      @@bread8936 so what's going on down there?

  • @harrisonhofacker5623
    @harrisonhofacker5623 5 років тому +2150

    Non Binary Person: I'm not a specific gender
    X and Y Chromosomes: Are we a joke to you?

    • @j.t.03
      @j.t.03 5 років тому +42

      This needs more likes I swear

    • @d0gnut157
      @d0gnut157 5 років тому +6

      Harrison Hofacker apparently so

    • @imgxrrett7553
      @imgxrrett7553 5 років тому +67

      Be careful saying stuff like that with a PewDiePie pfp. You know how the media is🙄
      “PewDiEPIE FaNS TraNSpHobiC???”

    • @j.t.03
      @j.t.03 5 років тому +16

      @@imgxrrett7553 not gonna lie that's pretty true

    • @nick2316
      @nick2316 5 років тому +4

      JT Wegner I agree

  • @Shrek-tv1gl
    @Shrek-tv1gl 5 років тому +230

    Ok so what I learned was Do Not Speak To People Who Look Weird. Thanks

  • @thunderzking0342
    @thunderzking0342 4 роки тому +134

    I identify as Batman my pronouns are The Dark Knight, The Worlds Greatest Detective, and The Protector of Gotham

  • @Stevenwojo_
    @Stevenwojo_ 5 років тому +394

    He just called him “emo mr.clean” im dead 🤣

    • @VideoGameManiac8
      @VideoGameManiac8 5 років тому +8

      Sounds like a detergent brand LOL

    • @mewtwonick1024
      @mewtwonick1024 4 роки тому +3

      Rita Rubary mr clean IS a detergent brand

    • @VideoGameManiac8
      @VideoGameManiac8 4 роки тому +2

      @@mewtwonick1024 nice

    • @goodcitizen5387
      @goodcitizen5387 4 роки тому

      I read this comment right after he said it and it didnt click he said that til I read it

    • @Summer21.
      @Summer21. 4 роки тому

      Wo̸ho̸e 8989 Before I've even seen this video, I've got a feeling that might be Roly (Real name, Roland) who is being referred to as an "Emo Mr Clean". Roly has a couple of channels on UA-cam, and he also appeared in a thumbnail for this non-binary BBC Three video. 😄😆

  • @TheValueKing
    @TheValueKing 6 років тому +819

    Dont even engage in conversation your life would be easier

    • @prod.gregupnext2958
      @prod.gregupnext2958 6 років тому +3

      TheValueKing on god

    • @nickoD509
      @nickoD509 6 років тому +23

      Trolling them is life.

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 6 років тому

      Don't even engage in life anymore if we auchwitzed ourselves life would be better

    • @overnamed6168
      @overnamed6168 6 років тому +11

      TheValueKing don't even look at one

    • @XSakeX1
      @XSakeX1 6 років тому +2

      TheValueKing this is really how I orchestrate my life fuck everybody

  • @bigsmiley7662
    @bigsmiley7662 6 років тому +769

    In between male and female? So Fe-Male?

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead 3 роки тому +33

    These people hate themselves; their hope is by forcing everyone else to validate their choices they will suddenly stop feeling like losers.
    They know what they are doing is not normal and have doubts; rather then self reflect, they demand others confirm their decisions.

  • @Blake-qk5yx
    @Blake-qk5yx 6 років тому +606

    I genuinely love you but not like that tho
    Edit: I forgot to put no homo so i now identify as a woman

    • @thellama3239
      @thellama3239 6 років тому +2

      Road work ahead uh yeah i sure hope it does but kinda like that though

    • @emcollier
      @emcollier 6 років тому +7

      Unfortunately, it's too late for him.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 6 років тому +29

      "What's going on down there?"
      "Wtf? You gay, nigga?"
      "What?! I was talking about your new shoes, dummy!"

    • @trickster6658
      @trickster6658 6 років тому +1

      *NoHomo*

    • @nabilyassin1742
      @nabilyassin1742 6 років тому +3

      Your name tho

  • @JC-cb8mm
    @JC-cb8mm 5 років тому +287

    One thing you should never say to a non-binary person: "Hi" The rest takes care of itself.

    • @olibernstein6834
      @olibernstein6834 5 років тому +6

      Honestly lol. Dont even breathe around them.

    • @major1234ify
      @major1234ify 5 років тому

      fax

    • @constitutional3559
      @constitutional3559 5 років тому +4

      Taylor you gonna cry? How about get a job instead.

    • @1999deshan
      @1999deshan 5 років тому +1

      Did you just assume they would want to be greeted? fucking hate speech 😂

    • @huzzibhai9877
      @huzzibhai9877 5 років тому

      Deshan Jacob 😂😂😂

  • @eminemcopier5941
    @eminemcopier5941 5 років тому +189

    Went from gay vegan vin diesel to emo mr clean. Both were hilarious.

  • @setokaiba5364
    @setokaiba5364 4 роки тому +237

    My Pronouns Are: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Ti And Do

    • @barcan8371
      @barcan8371 3 роки тому

      Si*, not Ti

    • @setokaiba5364
      @setokaiba5364 3 роки тому +9

      In Sofège, Si Or Ti Is Exceptable

    • @barcan8371
      @barcan8371 3 роки тому

      @@setokaiba5364 really! didnt know that. thank you

    • @barcan8371
      @barcan8371 3 роки тому

      @@setokaiba5364 one last correction, Acceptable* 😅

    • @setokaiba5364
      @setokaiba5364 3 роки тому +2

      @@barcan8371 sorry, Its Stupid O'clock In The Morning 😅😅

  • @ye3826
    @ye3826 6 років тому +391

    When you're playing scrabble but have to make up new words

  • @stevenmills6502
    @stevenmills6502 5 років тому +312

    I identify as invisible.
    Don't talk to me,
    It'll trigger me...

    • @wraith9869
      @wraith9869 5 років тому +5

      PSSSSSST i see you

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 5 років тому +2

      Steven Mills howdy

    • @twoodluger4350
      @twoodluger4350 5 років тому

      Casper , wow you're "real"

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 5 років тому +3

      I'll see ALL you bitches
      In COURT.

    • @vunuxbuku5212
      @vunuxbuku5212 5 років тому +1

      I might have to start saying this shit so i can have a reason to say fk everyone.

  • @biobroly9324
    @biobroly9324 4 роки тому +188

    When the hell did wizard spells become genders?

  • @zero_gravity1806
    @zero_gravity1806 4 роки тому +263

    Everybody gangster till there are more genders then Oreo flavors

    • @aromanlegionnair5096
      @aromanlegionnair5096 3 роки тому +3

      I mean, they believe gender is like a spectrum, a universe of different genders. Sooo..yeah. :(

    • @SlickMind
      @SlickMind 3 роки тому +24

      @@aromanlegionnair5096 bro I'm not going to study over thousands of genders just to identify someone correctly lmaoo 😂

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 3 роки тому +2

      @@SlickMind Ye, just call them it 🤣

    • @azumarill964
      @azumarill964 3 роки тому +1

      Like... there is one, there is the other, there is both, and then there´s neither. What else there is?

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 3 роки тому +5

      There are only 2 genders. Your sexuality is a spectrum.( According to this generation)

  • @Tr4sh_can34
    @Tr4sh_can34 4 роки тому +772

    They seem like the people who starts drama because nothing else goes on in their life

    • @JesusSaves454
      @JesusSaves454 4 роки тому +12

      Otherwise you're homophobic

    • @JesusSaves454
      @JesusSaves454 4 роки тому +12

      And therefore "cancelled"

    • @thomasturbando_69
      @thomasturbando_69 4 роки тому +15

      They dont have a life, the meaning od their existance is to prove that they are gay and show the world how gay they are

    • @yourmother-he9uj
      @yourmother-he9uj 4 роки тому +11

      The funny thing is is that most are teens who no nothing bout what they wanna be

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому +3

      @@businessasusual9373
      Agreed

  • @niggook6752
    @niggook6752 6 років тому +318

    "He, she, they, them, zif, fe, fi, fo, fum, hell someone get me a pint of rum

  • @VidiaReePhoenix
    @VidiaReePhoenix 5 років тому +2006

    "He, she, they, them, ze, xe, zif..."
    Yeah, and my gender pronouns are fee, fi, fo, fum.

    • @jesuslucio2485
      @jesuslucio2485 5 років тому +15

      Fefe or zeze

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 5 років тому +3

      LOL

    • @jacobr2022
      @jacobr2022 4 роки тому +1

      I was saying that to myself while watching the video lol

    • @booya6437
      @booya6437 4 роки тому +1

      Vidia Ree I was hoping be said this in that string of weird ass names 😂😂😂

    • @hambur8144
      @hambur8144 4 роки тому

      Someone tie my neck with a chain and cut it off and you can play with my head 😜 sounds a lot of fun yay haha

  • @KarmaHexkys
    @KarmaHexkys 4 роки тому +151

    Welp pokemon says
    "are you a boy or a girl ?"

  • @brohomo3078
    @brohomo3078 5 років тому +343

    4:43
    Barber: what would you like
    Her: do you know what dryer lint looks like
    Barber: say no more

  • @vinciblewarrior6431
    @vinciblewarrior6431 5 років тому +629

    "You look like a gay, vegan, Vin Diesel"
    So just a vegan Vin Diesel?

    • @Hearstbane
      @Hearstbane 5 років тому +5

      Vin ain't gay bruh

    • @mindlessix302
      @mindlessix302 5 років тому +2

      Trevor De Vries I Swear he was gettin booty popped...

    • @Hearstbane
      @Hearstbane 5 років тому +4

      @@mindlessix302 Nah it was an Internet tale. He's married to a woman.

    • @karlkarl7282
      @karlkarl7282 5 років тому +9

      @@Hearstbane I know 2 gays that married women.
      To get ahead in hollywood, you gotta give them your booty.
      This is known.
      VD is gay.

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 років тому

      Vincible Warrior Lol that’s great

  • @kirith377
    @kirith377 5 років тому +379

    Male
    Female
    Trans
    Non-binary
    Only the zif, master of all 4 genders can...okay, i really can't 😂😂😂😂

    • @kirith377
      @kirith377 5 років тому +32

      Maybe I should have put "Attack Helicopter"

    • @-daigher-2549
      @-daigher-2549 5 років тому +18

      **I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER**

    • @gamezwithjedi
      @gamezwithjedi 5 років тому

      Kirith Non-Binary isn’t a gender because if there non-binary they don’t have a defiant gender

    • @daniellopez9130
      @daniellopez9130 5 років тому +4

      Gay isnt a gender because no one was born gay

    • @teknik6418
      @teknik6418 5 років тому +5

      I sexually identify as a refrigerator

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 3 роки тому +38

    I identify as The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. You may address me as, "stink," "stank," and/or "stunk."

  • @TheLaughingVampire
    @TheLaughingVampire 5 років тому +406

    SJWS:"THEN LEARN!"
    also she's:"ITS NOT OUR JOB TO EDUCATE YOU!"

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 5 років тому +60

      The irony is these people are so profoundly retarded that they think the people who actually understand gender (there are males and females) are the ones who need an education. They make up imaginary categories of existence in their own heads and then try to dictate like a bunch of sick fascists that we are now to their expertise. They can suck a dick.

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому

      Your pfp gave me ptsd

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +10

      @Tala Habern When you people make these kinds of comments, it just shows how you really are

    • @pandaguzman664
      @pandaguzman664 4 роки тому +3

      @Tala Habern nah we just don't care to "learn" about it

    • @thesauce2656
      @thesauce2656 4 роки тому +13

      @Tala Habern why bother to learn about something so made up and pointless just to make these nutcases feel better

  • @SyncUp2
    @SyncUp2 5 років тому +178

    "are your parents proud of you?" is a good question

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 5 років тому +2

      Dems fighting words honestly. And that goes for everybody.

  • @tweetiepie551
    @tweetiepie551 5 років тому +263

    We already had a word for this. ' androgynous' we used that word for decades.nobody was confused,nobody had to explain we all got it and moved on.

    • @inaces1
      @inaces1 4 роки тому +20

      100% right it's like they are attention seeking w***** nothing is enough.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому +2

      Androgynous is a word that refers to the way someone looks not an identification of a "gender".

    • @inaces1
      @inaces1 4 роки тому +30

      @@lilchristuten7568 The whole reason languages have male and female pronouns is based on the way a person looks.
      It conveys an image to the reader, then based on the expression of secondary sexual characteristics the reader can begin to shape a character.
      When a writer wishes to express ambiguity then the word already exists, saying you are non binary, gender fluid etc is pointless for the purpose of communication.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому +7

      @@inaces1
      The reason language has male and female pronouns is because God made mankind male and female and as such language reflects that fact.
      Pronouns are not about looks they are about what is a woman can look like a male but that doesn't change the fact that she is a woman, and a man can look female but that doesn't change the fact that he is a man, and a man can look androgynous but that doesn't change the fact that he is a man, and a woman can look androgynous but that doesn't change the fact that she is a woman.
      Even in writing (those that aren't trying to push lgbt acceptance) a male or a female can be described to look any way the writer wants but they are still called a male(he/him) or a female(she/her).

    • @inaces1
      @inaces1 4 роки тому +10

      @@lilchristuten7568 It was nothing to do with God but rather human communication, in the English language and other Germanic languages it may seem like that, since the use of those forms is limited. but for example in Romance languages many adjectives have male and female termination in order to convey information to the reader.
      Saying you are pretty is neutral in English. In Portuguese and Spanish "pretty" has a female "bonita" and a male from "bonito", either use imparts more information on how someone presents themselves to the world. Similar problems arise with other languages and non Latin alphabets.
      People that push form gender neutral pronouns never thought about how language uses male and female forms around the world.

  • @chrislewis8974
    @chrislewis8974 4 роки тому +297

    Accept everyone for what they are until they impose there beliefs on you and make you conform to their hysteria

    • @ceros1901
      @ceros1901 4 роки тому +16

      Bruh, if you think that we should respect who they are then I’m sorry, birdman is not the channel for that lmao

    • @bloop2296
      @bloop2296 4 роки тому +3

      No?

    •  4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a reasonable plan.

    • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
      @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 3 роки тому +12

      I like to put it this way, “I don’t care what a grown ass man does in his garage, but I don’t want to see pictures” or “It’s like a fat chick, I dont care what you do, and I sure as hell don’t want to see pictures”

    • @joshbutler822
      @joshbutler822 3 роки тому

      @@onetrucksizedsalmon2962 That's bigoted against the feeder community.

  • @snowyowl3431
    @snowyowl3431 5 років тому +296

    A ZIF?? WTH THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING FROM A DOCTOR SEUSS BOOK!

    • @mitza8178
      @mitza8178 5 років тому +8

      nah bro ... that's the sound i make when i sniff

    • @pulanjuri
      @pulanjuri 5 років тому +6

      Im identify a file archive because im a zip

    • @ForestxWalker06
      @ForestxWalker06 5 років тому +4

      Snowyowl 34 Horton hears a ziff , ziff in my pocket, and who could forget the instant classic how the ziff stoke Christmas 😆🤣😂😂

    • @colinsoileau5033
      @colinsoileau5033 5 років тому +1

      Nah that’s the sound a ufo makes

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 5 років тому +1

      or the doctor who series, doctor anyways

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 6 років тому +409

    So is a non binary person a person who isn’t a 1 or a 0?

    • @TacticalBaguette
      @TacticalBaguette 6 років тому +31

      You deserve 20 internets. That joke was of the highest quality

    • @corb5905
      @corb5905 5 років тому +12

      No wonder they aren't understood by anyone

    • @Chaso-1124
      @Chaso-1124 5 років тому +1

      @@Legoninja18 i think ? is better fitting

    • @discordadmin.9978
      @discordadmin.9978 5 років тому +3

      See some of these fuckers it's only fair to give them the 0

    • @MT-zw1ti
      @MT-zw1ti 5 років тому

      @@corb5905 Because they are all robots, ayy

  • @tylerdewitt6617
    @tylerdewitt6617 4 роки тому +140

    ZIF. Stands for "Zero Insertion Force." ZIF is a type of CPU socket on a computer motherboard that allows for the simple replacement or upgrade of the processor. Processors that use a ZIF socket can easily be removed by pulling a small release lever next to the processor and lifting it out.

    • @mesmith2526
      @mesmith2526 4 роки тому +27

      Thank you, I’m a lot less confused now. That actually makes sense. Didn’t know people could identify as computer components now.. who knew?! 🤷‍♂️

    • @MargootMC
      @MargootMC 4 роки тому +8

      Good thing you can lift them right out

    • @ThatControlUser
      @ThatControlUser 4 роки тому +3

      @@mesmith2526 well people identify as apaches so why not computers

    • @mesmith2526
      @mesmith2526 4 роки тому +1

      Vikas Chaurasia that’s fair.

  • @grumpycat6429
    @grumpycat6429 4 роки тому +144

    When you hit random on your character customization: 2:11

    • @ShelbyCookie-ju5qr
      @ShelbyCookie-ju5qr 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @pranavramsaha5042
      @pranavramsaha5042 3 роки тому +7

      He look like a Soyboy version of Ed Norton

    • @scheisseamdampfen
      @scheisseamdampfen 3 роки тому +6

      One of the ugliest human being ive ever seen. No front, there Sure is someone who likes hem.

    • @Lai22
      @Lai22 3 роки тому

      @@scheisseamdampfen you probably

  • @Cromilo
    @Cromilo 6 років тому +341

    These looks like all my custom people in games in one cut seen

  • @someguy4890
    @someguy4890 4 роки тому +612

    I love how real this guy is, he isn’t scared of those keyboard warriors and sjw’s

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 4 роки тому +14

      Some Guy .. keep it real.. I don’t know about that.. being brutal to almost annoying honest.. yeah I can agree on that..

    • @Krackalacking69
      @Krackalacking69 4 роки тому +1

      @@bacht4799 wait are you on his side or not?

    • @Bizzon666
      @Bizzon666 3 роки тому +28

      I objectively understand the lack of decency, mainstream media never criticise this stuff, some brutal roasting is required to balance out the world.
      Subjectively I enjoy the roast as hell, not to be mean but it's just super funny.

    • @spacez5963
      @spacez5963 3 роки тому +4

      You should watch Dr Shaym

    • @TheOneEyedMac
      @TheOneEyedMac 3 роки тому

      Who doesn't, but kids ain't liking you...

  • @josef7461
    @josef7461 4 роки тому +2358

    Imagine being so boring and uninteresting that you decide you dont fall into the two categories all humans fall into just to feel special

    • @kwekumensah5642
      @kwekumensah5642 4 роки тому +35

      Lol

    • @hoodiedude2285
      @hoodiedude2285 4 роки тому +51

      THAT IS NOT WHY WE IDENTIFY AS NON-BINARY! We identify as this because we don’t feel comfortable with using he/him or she/her pronouns.

    • @kwekumensah5642
      @kwekumensah5642 4 роки тому +413

      @@hoodiedude2285 snowflake

    • @hoodiedude2285
      @hoodiedude2285 4 роки тому +27

      Kweku Mensah maybe I am, fucking fight me you closed minded piece of shit.

    • @kwekumensah5642
      @kwekumensah5642 4 роки тому +392

      @@hoodiedude2285 you cant handle your own chromosomes

  • @kensington1199
    @kensington1199 3 роки тому +14

    Remember when these ppl used to just be called freaks and we didn't care what they did?

    • @Jcon4002
      @Jcon4002 3 роки тому +4

      Nowadays we accept it because science and biology is not being taught without a biased agenda in it.

    • @kevine9474
      @kevine9474 3 роки тому

      @@Jcon4002 Based.

  • @mrclean3546
    @mrclean3546 4 роки тому +326

    I would just like to say we baldys disown that “zifzaf” or whatever tf it is and that he’s not a true Mr Clean

  • @evannolan5190
    @evannolan5190 6 років тому +263

    There’s no such thing as a non binary person

    • @jmountain6691
      @jmountain6691 6 років тому +30

      Evan Nolan TRUTH!

    • @Justin-uc8sc
      @Justin-uc8sc 6 років тому +47

      Fuck you I'm a female bookshelf today

    • @2JRaz
      @2JRaz 6 років тому +21

      "Today"

    • @jmountain6691
      @jmountain6691 6 років тому +1

      Erbel Tea I’m just saying that I am agreeing with the there are no such things as Non binary

    • @ananon5771
      @ananon5771 6 років тому +2

      exactly

  • @SenseiVeggito
    @SenseiVeggito 6 років тому +186

    When you install fallout 4 customization mods

    • @vexvalentine5689
      @vexvalentine5689 5 років тому +3

      just wanted to let you know i think this comment is good

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +97

    It: I'm pan sexual.
    Me: stay away from my peanut butter sandwich.

  • @rickylafleur2135
    @rickylafleur2135 6 років тому +299

    6:35 those genders sound like a dr.seus book

  • @Jayzgrouse
    @Jayzgrouse 6 років тому +209

    I don't care what you "identify as" you're still either a man or a woman, pick one.

    • @Jayzgrouse
      @Jayzgrouse 6 років тому +17

      Where's my vodka, Panzer Soldat?

    • @lostkodec4681
      @lostkodec4681 6 років тому +7

      Amen

    • @omnipotentapegod7318
      @omnipotentapegod7318 6 років тому +40

      No sir. It not pick one. It keep the gender u were born with.

    • @hair6789
      @hair6789 6 років тому

      Jayz grouse Haha i read that in his voice instantly

    • @Jayzgrouse
      @Jayzgrouse 6 років тому +1

      aldoph pierre that would be best but these people would never accept that, lets be honest.

  • @Luke-hk5vx
    @Luke-hk5vx 5 років тому +202

    #1- Are you a boy or a girl?

    • @theoddcondor4715
      @theoddcondor4715 5 років тому +31

      Luke 1720 I identify as an M1A1 Abrahams Tank

    • @Luke-hk5vx
      @Luke-hk5vx 5 років тому +24

      @@theoddcondor4715 I identity as a cop. Hands up your under arrest.

    • @theoddcondor4715
      @theoddcondor4715 5 років тому +16

      Luke 1720 I identify as no longer under arrest

    • @Luke-hk5vx
      @Luke-hk5vx 5 років тому +8

      @@theoddcondor4715 i identify as non-binary species

    • @theoddcondor4715
      @theoddcondor4715 5 років тому +7

      Luke 1720 I now identify as an octopus. You have offended me. REEE

  • @flatsamiscool
    @flatsamiscool 5 років тому +97

    “You know what? Emo Mister Clean has a point!” I laughed so hard! 😂

  • @cadengould8703
    @cadengould8703 6 років тому +227

    "Emo Mr.Clean" 😂😂😂

  • @RealBoombarastic
    @RealBoombarastic 5 років тому +1099

    When counting genders:
    Me:One
    BON JOVI: OOOOOOOOOOHHH WERE HALF WAY THERE OOOOOOOOOH
    Edit: And thats how you steal a meme.

    • @trobin652
      @trobin652 5 років тому +24

      Funniest thing ever 😂🤣😂

    • @gami5205
      @gami5205 5 років тому +15

      Fecking underrated

    • @Shawn_Magara
      @Shawn_Magara 5 років тому +6

      Golden comment!

    • @end6637
      @end6637 5 років тому +6

      Literally the best thing I have ever read

    • @DksMonsta
      @DksMonsta 5 років тому +4

      Get this man a gold star

  • @1190CB
    @1190CB 4 роки тому +11

    I took a human sexuality class this last semester where I learned all about this, and it was the most painful 3 months of my life.

    • @JohnFKennedy420
      @JohnFKennedy420 Рік тому +1

      I am so sorry you had to go through that. Part of why I dropped out of college, it’s all woke confused kids these days.

  • @Negligente5
    @Negligente5 5 років тому +1986

    There's only two genders
    End of discussion

  • @christiangriffith1057
    @christiangriffith1057 4 роки тому +531

    Non Binary people: Im the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

    • @hambur8144
      @hambur8144 4 роки тому

      Christian Griffith nigga you sound gay as fuck

    • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
      @user-fq1ig3uy3q 4 роки тому +16

      Tropic Thunder references are TIGHT!

    • @hambur8144
      @hambur8144 4 роки тому

      Birdman owns 100000 DILDOS LIKE WHAT THE HECK

    • @staceyj3667
      @staceyj3667 4 роки тому

      Yes!

    • @younggrizzly95
      @younggrizzly95 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexarango1840
    @alexarango1840 6 років тому +2139

    if my son or daughter do this shit, disowned immediately. They can identify as not mine

    • @rasfdrsafdre
      @rasfdrsafdre 6 років тому +184

      my god if every parent were like u and actually care about their mental state of their children.....

    • @shivjuicinwr142
      @shivjuicinwr142 6 років тому +162

      Same here. I'lk put their ass out

    • @shivjuicinwr142
      @shivjuicinwr142 6 років тому +30

      @Roflchan Lollord true. I'll kick his ass instead. Tjanks for the awesome suggestion

    • @waylondonovan8648
      @waylondonovan8648 6 років тому +5

      Agreed

    • @gmcoutlaw7698
      @gmcoutlaw7698 6 років тому +73

      In my opinion, there are two genders and he correct nouns for any gender is either he or she. There is no in between. You're not born a man and identify as a woman and he same vise versa. Your birth certificate defines your gender in my opinion.

  • @Adam-vp4rf
    @Adam-vp4rf 4 роки тому +17

    “Emo Mr. Clean” got me dead 💀

  • @trompetenproductions8290
    @trompetenproductions8290 4 роки тому +688

    Humans are devolving

    • @thedarkartist3635
      @thedarkartist3635 4 роки тому +68

      “It’s evolving, just backwards”

    • @winterpupi
      @winterpupi 4 роки тому +9

      @Ayshah Shahab most of the people in the video weren't even American...

    • @Joshua125r
      @Joshua125r 4 роки тому +8

      @@JINXXOPI transphobes invading the earth while you guys are pushing your agenda down our throats yep

    • @Mikey-vy3og
      @Mikey-vy3og 4 роки тому +6

      @RATHALOS Lucky

    • @mcgirbo1015
      @mcgirbo1015 3 роки тому +2

      We Have Been For A Long Time

  • @letusbeatthemeat9805
    @letusbeatthemeat9805 6 років тому +791

    I identify as a -Apache Attack Helicopter- Male

  • @garrettberggren870
    @garrettberggren870 5 років тому +163

    So I looked up ''ziff' it's a special kind of curved sword lmao

  • @platinumpengwinmusic5564
    @platinumpengwinmusic5564 8 місяців тому +8

    This is a time capsule video. Still great 5 years later.

  • @escalatedfangirl7202
    @escalatedfangirl7202 5 років тому +235

    "Then learn!!"
    How are we supposed to learn or to understand it if we're not allowed to ask these questions?!?

    • @luciawdfg
      @luciawdfg 5 років тому +4

      Ask these questions to LGBT educators, and not non-binary people minding their own business. Hope that helps! :-)

    • @killerreborn34
      @killerreborn34 5 років тому +40

      @@luciawdfg You sound like a non binary. Lol wtf is a LGBT educator? You mean a bullshitter?

    • @luciawdfg
      @luciawdfg 5 років тому +3

      @@killerreborn34 Nope! I identify as a cis woman. However I do not view your first comment as an insult. I know of several LGBT educators. One person you might want to check out if you are interested is UA-camr Luxander, who has a video on non-binary identities.

    • @jhallo1851
      @jhallo1851 5 років тому +22

      Lucia wqfg Omfg don’t say cis that’s such a stupid term. You mean you’re a straight, normal woman????

    • @mrlardtard6552
      @mrlardtard6552 5 років тому

      @@luciawdfg Keep taking the high road, respect!

  • @PapaNurgle1
    @PapaNurgle1 5 років тому +206

    If you're having a breakdown about what toilet to use, there's a problem!

    • @camudorrants7139
      @camudorrants7139 5 років тому

      Jah Jah Binks 😂 gold

    • @eddysegafan6655
      @eddysegafan6655 5 років тому +10

      I've shittin out my brains for hours in a zee toilet
      ...
      AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I COULD'VE BEEN USING A ZIF TOILET?!?! REEEEEE

    • @richardchambers3533
      @richardchambers3533 5 років тому +1

      Gay -vegan -Vin Diesel -wannabe maybe🤣🤣

    • @hotboilingwater1330
      @hotboilingwater1330 4 роки тому

      That’s a genuine question if your just a curious friends

    • @jaeson4524
      @jaeson4524 4 роки тому

      Jah Jah Binks preach jah jah binks

  • @jonathanstevens9652
    @jonathanstevens9652 6 років тому +408

    Alternative title: what not to say to a disabled person

    • @harold3345
      @harold3345 6 років тому +15

      Desperate*

    • @CaptainUnlucky
      @CaptainUnlucky 6 років тому +37

      This title would be offensive to the actual disabled people

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 6 років тому +3

      Most of these questions are questions that you shouldn't ask anybody, I mean what the hecc.
      "Yo bro what toilet do you use?"

    • @fujoshipeanut5074
      @fujoshipeanut5074 6 років тому

      Ryan Yonka I think they made videos on different disabilities as well

    • @ZeRoZen1
      @ZeRoZen1 6 років тому +3

      actually special * like actually wtf happened to them as a child or did they ever go to school 😤😤

  • @NoName-yz6wu
    @NoName-yz6wu 3 роки тому +17

    This video is timeless GOLD! I watch it every couple of months when looking for a quick laugh.

    • @That-Ninja
      @That-Ninja 2 роки тому

      You're a ZIF.

    • @misfortunecookie
      @misfortunecookie Рік тому +1

      Love getting recommended an ancient Birdman classic every now and then

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 5 років тому +109

    Yeah, I'm cis.
    C- Confederation of
    I- Independent
    S- Systems

  • @archer4993
    @archer4993 6 років тому +60

    I mean, anything since they don't exist.

  • @seab4144
    @seab4144 6 років тому +137

    Lemme catch my zee/ziff identifying as a male

  • @Jcon4002
    @Jcon4002 3 роки тому +7

    Sadly these people who we used to make fun of are now being taken seriously because of woke media and the education system ,America is doomed.

    • @AbdoulayeYT
      @AbdoulayeYT 3 роки тому

      yes

    • @kevine9474
      @kevine9474 3 роки тому +3

      They're so triggered too, you can still see them being mad in the comments even to this day even though this video wouldn't obviously be reccomended. Its like they're purposely looking for these video.... I swear they want to be victims so badly...

    • @lukasz4282
      @lukasz4282 Рік тому

      F

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 6 років тому +150

    gay vegan vin diesel.. im dead :D

    • @shinooo8291
      @shinooo8291 5 років тому

      Baylike Don’t forget Emo Mr. Clean

  • @cooper7838
    @cooper7838 5 років тому +50

    "Facts don't care about your feeling," Ben Shapiro to Zoey Tur.

  • @Dfrty43
    @Dfrty43 6 років тому +362

    This is the shit that would scar Satan

    • @updog4100
      @updog4100 6 років тому +15

      These people have the power to scare Satan

    • @mephisto2100
      @mephisto2100 6 років тому +2

      I agree

    • @nickisreallyhim
      @nickisreallyhim 6 років тому

      Karma Gaming IKR

    • @nathanielholland3190
      @nathanielholland3190 6 років тому +5

      Except that Satan created all sin and this is clearly sin.

    • @davidmays7052
      @davidmays7052 6 років тому +3

      Pretty sure this is the exact thing he wants, baphomet has a penis and tits, and the elites worship him, hence why its forced on us all and no one can question it, strange but true

  • @jace_Henderson
    @jace_Henderson 3 роки тому +19

    “Emo Mr. Clean”
    You mean
    “Emo Mrms. Clean”
    Better yet
    “Emo Zifter Clean.”

  • @HDtothe8
    @HDtothe8 6 років тому +48

    You can identify as bacteria for all I care! Just don't tell me to change my way of life according to your lifestyle and we are all good!

  • @caspar8604
    @caspar8604 5 років тому +39

    6:36 even it cant remember all pronouns... thats the point where you gotta realize how stupid and confusing this whole non-binary stuff is🤦‍♂️

  • @montrealford5716
    @montrealford5716 6 років тому +50

    Was finna ask a non binary person 5 questions but birdman uploaded

  • @Г-нЛёвыч
    @Г-нЛёвыч 3 роки тому +6

    I identify as Mendeleev. My pronouns are the whole fucking periodic table of elements.

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 4 роки тому +416

    Remember when stuff actually mattered? That was cool

    • @cloud-9936
      @cloud-9936 4 роки тому +15

      Back in the early 2000s (in my opinion).

    • @Xxpumpkinqueen13
      @Xxpumpkinqueen13 4 роки тому +16

      Bro those were the DAYS

    • @TypicalTroll
      @TypicalTroll 4 роки тому +33

      I remember when you could call a woman a witch and they'd get hanged

    • @mk3ferret
      @mk3ferret 4 роки тому +10

      @@TypicalTroll
      Good times

    • @TypicalTroll
      @TypicalTroll 4 роки тому +10

      @@mk3ferret those were the glory days

  • @ay-zc8yv
    @ay-zc8yv 6 років тому +105

    these days even breathing is offensive smh

    • @emiliog._.4041
      @emiliog._.4041 6 років тому +1

      To feminists being a alive man is offensive

    • @ay-zc8yv
      @ay-zc8yv 6 років тому +1

      @EmilioG._. unfortunately nowdays feminists fight men, not sexism. and whats funny about its the jiggly rainbow head whales complaining about everything men do (ya know, MENspreading, MENsplaining, MENterruption and so on) and considering themselves superior. and you're hearing that from a female, im also out there fed up with their shit
      @Yun-Ri Su lemme just quickly put on my diamond helmet with respiration enchant and hop into some ocean because ive had it with humanity

    • @ephraimboateng5239
      @ephraimboateng5239 6 років тому

      6:45 lol😂😂😂

  • @1.25speedoneverything7
    @1.25speedoneverything7 6 років тому +197

    Q: *"What are you?"*

  • @rcschmit2869
    @rcschmit2869 4 роки тому +23

    A ziff sounds like a dr Suess character

    • @Teropha
      @Teropha 3 роки тому

      you're not wrong

  • @And9reas
    @And9reas 5 років тому +124

    i almost puked on the first non binary "guys"