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In case you guys didn’t know, the pizza eating is actually a well known strat for this, it saves about 3.5 seconds for each slice you eat before starting a level
@@am45_001 mm yes and the dough must be precisely 0.6 centimetres thick or the strategy will not work. Only the amazing Badabun can pull this off perfectly
Coke got lucky sponsoring the original Badabun video. They probably expected to get a few million views, but the Karl Jobst video and these parodies brought in over twenty million more.
Honestly, at first I thought this was fake. But then I saw how dedicated he is to being a true speedrunner and that sold me 100%. I mean, you can't be a speedrunner without a Coke, some pizza and a heart monitor. That would be like a cyclist without a helmet, wristwatch and awesome sunglasses...who participates in races by handing in bits of video recordings from other cyclists.
@@PhiAce_0 haha after I saw the first heart rate spike and a drink from soda and bite from pizza I was like....wait a second....I've seen this before.... XD
You have to watch this 5 times to get all the jokes, one for the webcam, one for the timer/heart rate, one for mario, one for the top UI and one for the bottom UI
@@Demour Some really big channel posted a video of a guy 'speed running' Super Mario. All the footage was pulled from TAS videos and real speed runs. This is a mockery of that video.
It was a perfect representation, Kosmic dod put effoet ln making it exactly like the "original" Badabun video, even drinkong from another bigger soda bottle, he was very comic about it
I'm actually new to Kosmic's content. I discovered him through Sumonning Salt and then subsequently saw the ridiculous Badabun video first before seeing this, and this is perhaps one of the greatest middle fingers in video form I have ever seen.
That was probably the most baffling part of that original video this one is parodying. Like dude, it takes forever to get grease off controllers, you have to take them apart and wash the plastic parts with soap pretty much. Who eats while they're using a controller or a keyboard?
God the layers in this are just brilliant, the obvious header discrepancy in 1-2, the input display showing clearly impossible inputs, the header becoming literal TAS tools at the start of 4-2, even that pizza looked so sad and stale just like the original video. A comedy masterpiece.
The way he fucking opens different cans and bottles of coke each world is absolutely amazing, what a flex, showing just how skilled he is! The double pizza technique has been proven to save a frameroll too! What a talented runner, it's a shame that he died of heart complications not even half way through the run 😔 but at least his ghost managed to finish it.
This should be its own category of run. The Badabun any%. Rules are you must beat the game while eating at least 4 bites of pizza and taking 4 drinks of coke.
This would actually be kind of interesting. If you eat it early but mess up later, you’ll probably be doing a lot less runs since you’d overeat. But if you push it to later, you’d be risking losing time by having to rush more during loads
So what are the requirements of the cokeandpizza% category? Do you have to eat a whole pizza slice, and if so, how big? Also, is Diet Coke allowed? Ah, so many questions.
8-2 absolutely killed me! The introduction of the input tracker for the rest of the run as well as that “movie complete” at the end was genius. Personally, my favorite part of it was the fact that you literally had 3 different sodas that you drank from throughout the run. Absolutely hilarious! EDIT: nevermind, there were FOUR sodas!!!! Absolutely ingenious
Guys i think this Speedrun is fake, at 5:27 he opens a can of Pepsi instead of a can of coke. This strat is normally reserved for the Pepsi only Speedrun but he was using the coke strat. Not 100% sure though maybe just label it as suspicious
I've known about badabuns crap for years and I've followed you for so long and somehow I just found this. I woke up my wife and both kids with my hysterical laughing. I'm pretty sure I pissed off my neighbor and I'm sure the police are on their way but I do not care this was absolutely fucking hysterical I love it. Absolute perfection
Okay in all seriousness, the funniest part about this to me is how the thumbnail/intro thing shows him at 1-3, a level _never_ shown in a any% run of SMB1.
Best moments: 0:32 first coke and pizza 0:54 suspect brick breaking upside 1:02 two marios 1:26 - 1:49 literal heart attack 1:30 releasing the button to scratch the head 1:53 the doubt between eating pizza or not 2:00 SMB pratice hackrom upside 2:12 flooding jumps under the platform 2:21 heart rate following the sound of the level's music 2:20 - 2:50 30 seconds in a row without pressing a single button 3:00 looking around 3:09 letting the the cap fall and using the controller to rub the head 3:10 - beyond: TAS control downside 3:35 double pizza and second coke 3:44 fireworks 3:49 >:c 4:14 third coke 4:20 >:c 4:24 phew 4:44 looking above 4:55 smashing the controller 5:14 movie finished playing + delayed reaction + fourth coke
I came here after watching Karl Jobst's video on the "original" video, and this was beyond awesome. Seeing all the things he points out in that video, then seeing them in your video was hilarious. Thank you so much for making this!
Spanish here The truth at first consider this video as a parody of that channel but I saw it was a joke and there was nothing mentioned about that channel, I laughed xD
ni que lo digas, a mi me costo medio vídeo entender que era una parodia a badabun, creo que ya nos están dando copyrigth de solo mencionarlo, creo que a el le esta dando copyrigth de solo hacerles una parodia
@@juanburna4998 yo me dí cuenta que era una parodia porque ponía la primera letra del título de su canal volteada, sino de otra manera no me enteraría xD
I hate how many obviously fake speedruns there are on youtube. Most of them don't even eat or drink anything, which is a dead giveaway because obviously as top athletes, gamers need to keep themselves energized and hydrated during gameplay. I'm not saying you have to eat a whole pizza every run, but anyone who isn't at least nibbling on some breadsticks in the loading screens is almost certainly not legit imo. Thanks Kosmic for keeping it real and showing how a real gamer does it, you and Badabun are the only legit speedrunners on youtube I've seen. Peace.
The Mario on top in 1-2 had me dying, great video. So did the heart rate. And the input display while eating. And the absurd number of bottles. And "movie finished playing"
By the way, the highest heartbeat of a human is about 300 bpm. The only way to get past this limit is having extreme tachycardia or something, so the highest heartbeat ever recorded and survived by a human is between 480 and 600 bpm. But now let's take a look at the smallest living mammal. The Etruscan Shrew is only about 3 cm long, so it's heart beats up to 1 000 times a minute. This tiny mammal could maybe survive 3 000 bpm, but 3 000 bpm for an adult man, who is about 170 cm tall, is definitely fatal.
The Community of the E.U.A and Latino American community hate Badabun,this is such a great moment in the history of humanity And sorry for the error of the part of the ¨American Community,also WOOOW i have more likes that the comment of the creator of the video!
@@f43555 look at the date when the video released, and search up "badabun fake mario speedrun". That guy made a bad fake speedrun that used some of Kosmic's footage, and since it was april 1st he decided to make a joke speedrun that makes it incredibly obvious that it was spliced.
4:13 An incredible strategy, pressing all the buttons at once without even touching the controller at all! This is a truly legit 100% HD 720p speedrun.
ParPar he used a trick known as “telekinesis” this allows him to not have to touch the controller to press buttons and saves an extra frame tule over playing normally.
DUDE YOU HAD ME DYING THROUGH EVERY LEVEL, IM CRYING! YOU LITERALLY WERENT USING YOUR FINGERS HALF THE TIME, AND WHEN YOU HESITATED FOR THE PIZZA AT 4-2 LIKE HE DID I STARTED DYING! ALSO HOW YPU OPENED 3 DIFFERENT SODAS LMAO I CANT RIGHT NOW! that’s literally the funniest thing I’ve seen all quarantine. You out done yourself, Kosmic!
I know this run will blow your mind so make sure to like comment subscribe and follow me on twitch so you can watch me do a real speedrun
www.twitch.tv/kosmic
I’m getting a felling some of these clips are from badabuns run faked run smh
XD
I know it's a TAS. Many of the moves here are way too precise.
I bet that one dislike is from badabun
it's too hard to do a speedrun in exactly 5 minutes flat.
As soon as he grabbed the coke, I was just waiting for the pizza. Not disappointed.
Why did he need 3 whole bottles
@badabun jajaja
@@benjaminb.192 4 sodas
At least it is sliced
Exactly
In case you guys didn’t know, the pizza eating is actually a well known strat for this, it saves about 3.5 seconds for each slice you eat before starting a level
But it needs to be 11.2 inch pepperoni specifically or else it won't work
Also if you drink diet coke with it it also saves 2 framerules (0.7 seconds)
@@am45_001 mm yes and the dough must be precisely 0.6 centimetres thick or the strategy will not work. Only the amazing Badabun can pull this off perfectly
@@Elkay26 pretty thin donut but it still works
@@rokeyazaman4210 that's the strat... It won't work otherwise
When the TAS started playing and Kosmic didn’t press a single button for a solid 10 seconds, that got me.
*I felt that...
Yeah and when he scratched his head he was somehow able to still jump and run
Harry Potter you saw the video he was trying to parody right
Timestamp? Cuz that never happened
@@HerozOfficial 2:22
I love the fact that drinking the Coke didn't do much, but opening one caused your heartrate to hit 3022.
Opening a Coke bottle is stressful, alright?
His excitement from drinking coke just exceeds the pleasure
@@dootdoodle569 *BOOM*
he probably lagged a bit
what?? timestamp please because I can't find it
That third coke strat was insane, not many speedrunners can pull that off.
Congrats, you managed to get a heart with 1 like.
Coke got lucky sponsoring the original Badabun video. They probably expected to get a few million views, but the Karl Jobst video and these parodies brought in over twenty million more.
666th like
Amazing comment
Its fake this speed run
The second you ate that pizza and drunk that soda is when i realized what you were referencing. You're great, Kosmic
Ramon Cato drank*
I knew what he was referencing by the title. I've watched Karl Jobst's video too many times
ah yes he drunk the soda
Ahahahahahahhaha
Yes.
I too *DRUNCC* the carbonated *DRINCC*
*opens 4 separate cokes just to take one sip out of each*
Abraham Hill 4*
Sponsored by Coke.
The footage was actually stolen,It's a continuation error when splicing
@@r3digit It's on joke about badabun
@@legionary2736 so was his comment
Honestly, at first I thought this was fake. But then I saw how dedicated he is to being a true speedrunner and that sold me 100%. I mean, you can't be a speedrunner without a Coke, some pizza and a heart monitor. That would be like a cyclist without a helmet, wristwatch and awesome sunglasses...who participates in races by handing in bits of video recordings from other cyclists.
I am glad in the end you came around to this super legitimate speedrun
Yeah, why would he cheat if he's already so good at the game??
@@Kosmicd12yo kosmic, I think your controller went AI ROGUE mode at 4:00
He’s cheating and a part he collected 11 coins but he had 13 so stole someone’s speed run footage
And if he was taking that seriously he wouldn’t eat a pizza and drink a Coke
the ammount of times you drink soda out of a different bottle is like one of the best running gags ever
He did have something happen with his heart around 2:48 to 2:52 according to the super realistic heart monitor
Shawn Broughton dude is this thing about heart rate druring speedruns is some kind of meme? XD
Hat3eer hat3er this video is a parody of badabun who did a terrible job at faking a super mario bros speedrun
@@PhiAce_0 haha after I saw the first heart rate spike and a drink from soda and bite from pizza I was like....wait a second....I've seen this before.... XD
It's a good way to release tension just keep your mind off the game for 3 seconds
Never have I ever seen someone be so sarcastic without saying a word
Your profile pic says it all
@@_dreadthedemon_8801 agreed
@@mael4260 agreed
@Arden Chew agreed
Why Equals MX Plus B agreed
After seeing Karl Jobst’s video about the fake run, this is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
The context makes this so funny
someone else did this meme like a month ago.
Yep
Its better when kosmic does it cus hes the real champ
I wouldn’t have gotten the joke if I hadn’t seen the video.
Imagine hitting a heart rate of 27 and a heart rate of 3022 in the same run
That's a thing.
It's called having a stroke XD
@@evangonzalez7732 when you have a stroke so naturally your heart rate spikes to over 6x the highest ever recorded heartrate
@@DarkShard5728 must be a really bad stroke.
@@evangonzalez7732 its a multidaily thing for me, its so inconvenient!
it's simple, his heart pops the clutch and starts in second gear
You can tell it's legit because he ate pizza and drank coke while maintaining a steady 85/89 heart rate
You missed the steay 3000 bpm heart beat
1:46 "look again"
It's fake, he had no lava lamp
A fellow cuber I see
@@romantried4670 yep, what's your 3x3 pb?
I love how much u committed to making fun of the run. As a member of the speedrunning community I feel like we need this
Gotta love how this man still hearts comments even after the video was uploaded 6 months ago as of right now
@@benney9074 true idk how the original video is still up I went ahead and reported it again though :/
You should have fucking went ape shit when you completed the run that would have been absolutely deadly
Here in Mexico, a lot of people hate Badabun.
@@anderjimenez9628 Soooo mexican logan paul?
I'm impressed. Beating a video game while dying several times to heart problems is definitely not easy.
Lol
tbf, I think that's prolly what my heartrate was like the first time I ever played 4-1.
my man was at 3002 bpm in 4-1 and 85 in 8-4
@@ricogoins the usual
Yes
You have to watch this 5 times to get all the jokes, one for the webcam, one for the timer/heart rate, one for mario, one for the top UI and one for the bottom UI
the worst thing of all is that there are probably many more little jokes and references to the faked video, i cant spot. it was great to watch
No, the worst thing is there are still ppl that think this is fake.
This is obviously a true and genuine speed run
@@goucha4773 whaddya mean? It's totally fake, that's the joke
@@goucha4773 it is fake, cosmo literally wrote in the description that the last 3 levels were a tas
@@goucha4773 ???
@@gJonii that was the joke
“Hey, what’s your resting heart rate?”
“Umm, 48 I think”
*”Oh cool mine’s 3022”*
DootDoodle While mine is -1648639.
Karsten Playz and entertainment imagine the blood just, receding back into the heart, but also so fast that you die instantly
DootDoodle OOF
DootDoodle Reverse *_F L O W_*
1:47
I love that even your description is the same as their fake video. This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen all quarantine.
The only thing that was missing is a lava lamp, posters on the background, and to have the audio high pitch.
@@24ultraflowey17 Indeed. :)
Can you explain?
Mayn well find Badabun fake run on UA-cam
@@Demour Some really big channel posted a video of a guy 'speed running' Super Mario. All the footage was pulled from TAS videos and real speed runs. This is a mockery of that video.
1:56 i love how the failed pizza grab is recreated at the exact same spot as the original, the attention to detail is fucking hilarious
@@weirdooftheyear cringe.
@@weirdooftheyearwhy is your name so true?
You even added the “I dont know if I have enough time to eat pizza bc I never played the game before” scene
Yeah, fucking hilarious
@@ivanadriazola1991 I did not know this comment actually had a bunch of likes
And then, happened something Kosmic couldn't expect. A level started.
@platillo why is this comment still getting likes
It was a perfect representation, Kosmic dod put effoet ln making it exactly like the "original" Badabun video, even drinkong from another bigger soda bottle, he was very comic about it
see finally a true speed runner, tired of all these fake runs without drinking coke
Yeah, and how they fake their heartrates. What a scared crybabies whose heartrates don't go from 3000+ to 23
@@whateverguy9204 Yeah, also who doesn't speedrun Super Mario Bros without tas. SMH
Nacho's lol
I'm actually new to Kosmic's content. I discovered him through Sumonning Salt and then subsequently saw the ridiculous Badabun video first before seeing this, and this is perhaps one of the greatest middle fingers in video form I have ever seen.
It's a work of art.
Same thing with me
Same
Same
Yeah its funny how i got the expose video reccomended today, and a couple hours later i get this in reccomendend
Nah guys, this isn’t fake, he just has a really good gaming chair
What if there was a category for this game called Coke% where you drink a bottle of coke in between levels and when the run ends you eat pizza.
Part of the record is the amount of grease you can soak into the slice
Or you can do cocaine but not sure how legal that would be
Pizza%
It would never work. The times would eventually get down to sub zero. This ain't Mortal Kombat and that ain't possible.
@@daftpunk5555 the more grease you intake the more it lowers your minutes
When he ate some of the pizza and than didn’t wipe his hand before he touched the controller, I felt that
felt the grease thats for sure
That was probably the most baffling part of that original video this one is parodying. Like dude, it takes forever to get grease off controllers, you have to take them apart and wash the plastic parts with soap pretty much. Who eats while they're using a controller or a keyboard?
@@duffman18 Brutes.
everyone felt that
420 likes
I can't believe it was exactly 5 minutes, at least you got a new heart rate PB!
Of 3000
Than low of 41
1ted59 this is a fake run making fun of badabun
@@bacho4884 he knows
This man is having a stroke
God the layers in this are just brilliant, the obvious header discrepancy in 1-2, the input display showing clearly impossible inputs, the header becoming literal TAS tools at the start of 4-2, even that pizza looked so sad and stale just like the original video. A comedy masterpiece.
I love how it goes from "Yeah, kinda believable" to "This is the funniest shit ever" in 10 seconds between 1-1 and 1-2.
Tried to make every level progressively more stupid lol
@@Kosmicd12 I really like that approach
I'm really an idiot, I didn't know it was fake until he "defeated" Bowser 🤦🏿♂️
@@consepseon look at the top of 1-2
Y'know my first sign that this was obviously fake was when he drank some coke after beating 1-1. Man's bpm went to 158. But after eating pizza? 89.
His secret: the mountains of carbonated beverages he consumes. That is where the true power lies friends.
Not just any carbonated beverages - colas, specifically
having his heartbeat be in quantum super position at 85 and 89 bpm also probably helps
@@dotjretion Sometimes, even 96, but only after enough Coke.
It must be very carbonated; so much that he often has to throw away the fresh but slightly degassed sodas.
KrazyKyle1024 Games and then there was 2028 bpm
1:47
Heartbeats p/m: 3022
**Drinks coke**
**Heartbeats p/m drops to 85**
Me: Haha, and the people says coke isn't healthy
E br?
Yea it causes hallucinations
N U T R I T I V E : )
Give this man a Peabody!
no if you drink it you will drop down 2937 beats p/m so that means you could have negative heart beats and you die
Can't believe he pulled off that frame perfect 2-slice 🤯
True
dude I can't believe he managed to pull off the two Mario glitch
Can he pull off the triple???
this comment made me Laugh have a reward
He’s undergoing mitosis
*Mario vs Donkey Kong: Mini Land Mayhem*
This is the funniest thing ive ever seen when the cropped display had two Marios i lost it
HAHAHA SAME
When does it appear I was not able to see it
@@hva25 1:03
Honestly you should have distorted the sound like he did
36445544 6727272726461584841616253256345245245 that would have been funny
No, he should have replaced the music with music from a different Mario game
Tf is your username
just make the whole thing earrape
Cool nickname bro
The way he fucking opens different cans and bottles of coke each world is absolutely amazing, what a flex, showing just how skilled he is! The double pizza technique has been proven to save a frameroll too! What a talented runner, it's a shame that he died of heart complications not even half way through the run 😔 but at least his ghost managed to finish it.
me when I frameroll into the frameroll bus
This should be its own category of run. The Badabun any%. Rules are you must beat the game while eating at least 4 bites of pizza and taking 4 drinks of coke.
This would actually be kind of interesting. If you eat it early but mess up later, you’ll probably be doing a lot less runs since you’d overeat. But if you push it to later, you’d be risking losing time by having to rush more during loads
@@mayassf gotta time the pizza and drinks just right or risk messing up :p
YES
And stealing runs
Is that a good idea? Giving him more attention even ifs it's bad attention
Everyone gangsta till kosmic gets a heart attack.
*_2:48_*
Drops to 27 lol
レックスRex and goes to 290.
@@KarstenPHT lol
1:45 at 0.25 speed: and... He’s dead!
You would have gotten a 4:51 if you started the game in second gear
rodan1993 he did, you just weren't there
Ok, you win the comments
"Engage the clutch."
rodan1993 funny references
@@plazasta he cropped it, so you must say that you weren't there
the funny part is I believe Kosmic can actually complete a run while eating pizza and drinking coke
So what are the requirements of the cokeandpizza% category? Do you have to eat a whole pizza slice, and if so, how big? Also, is Diet Coke allowed? Ah, so many questions.
this man bought 5 bottles of cola and a pizza to watch a tas, legend
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I see you have moved on to PAS (pizza assisted speedrun)
No, no, PCAS(Pizza Coke Assisted Speedrun)
@@speedypopoff i almost read that short term "picasso"
congrats, you win the internet
Pizza And Soda
@@speedypopoff no, no, no PCLLAS ( Pizza Coke Lava Lamp Assisted speedrun
bruh imagine watching this w/ no context. lmao
@@notthatsuperman same
@@notthatsuperman same, i thought it was a 100% legit speedrun
Potayto_ Potahto lol
687 people did
I actually did it xD
Love the part when his heart literally explodes and also how he just casually has several heart attacks mid way through the run
8-2 absolutely killed me! The introduction of the input tracker for the rest of the run as well as that “movie complete” at the end was genius. Personally, my favorite part of it was the fact that you literally had 3 different sodas that you drank from throughout the run. Absolutely hilarious!
EDIT: nevermind, there were FOUR sodas!!!! Absolutely ingenious
Your favorites were my favorite parts too :)
The four sodas were for asserting dominance
What About pizzas tho?
@@Kosmicd12 Please say you didn’t waste the sodas.
I was a little suspicious that this was fake, but the 3022 heart rate has me sold that it's real
The pizza should’ve sold it. No one speedruns without eating pizza.
stupid idiot dont you know that 3000+ heart rate save 2 framerule? idiot
@minecraft_steve yaaa, you know pizza% is a thing
@minecraft_steve i would prefer diet% but it's in the sub genres of coke% which is one of thw most popular way anyway so i'm fibe with it
@@jeeyongg6401 pfffff, lavalamp% is the best
Fun Fact: Kosmic faked this better than Badabun.
Edit: Imagine If Kosmic put his own footage in the run.
yes indeed
funny heart rate went to 3033 in 4-1
its funny because 8-2 to 8-4 you can see what buttens the TAS was pressing
What do you mean badabun clearly have pure skill and is entirely legitimate lmao
true
Guys i think this Speedrun is fake, at 5:27 he opens a can of Pepsi instead of a can of coke. This strat is normally reserved for the Pepsi only Speedrun but he was using the coke strat.
Not 100% sure though maybe just label it as suspicious
pepsi is against the rules because it makes mario 1.1% faster
Is a parody of badabun fake speedrun
@@Jg_23_12he knows
@@Jg_23_12 UA-cam is 13+, what are you doing here?
@@HeftigHD bro what?
I like how the thumbnail is 1-3, not even in the video
0:00 its here in the video
Sockren that is the thumbnail
@@brodyjones8727 its in the video tho
It’s a picture, not the level
@@MoyerMan its a picture of the level in the video. so it counts basically
I don’t think the people who disliked knew it was a big meme.
They are Badabun supporters
Badabots lol
ramses montiel lol
BadaBots
Badabots
Don’t you hate it when your heart rate goes from 3022 to 85 while you’re playing video games?
Yeah
Unhealthy habits 😒
... and then hit 27. Damn, it's so annoying
Lol 85 means you are dead chilling, average is 2000.
TheMrClean GD that’s what I was laughing pretty hard at
I've known about badabuns crap for years and I've followed you for so long and somehow I just found this. I woke up my wife and both kids with my hysterical laughing. I'm pretty sure I pissed off my neighbor and I'm sure the police are on their way but I do not care this was absolutely fucking hysterical I love it. Absolute perfection
Okay in all seriousness, the funniest part about this to me is how the thumbnail/intro thing shows him at 1-3, a level _never_ shown in a any% run of SMB1.
lol true
and that it shows 5 minutes at 1-3
2:47 we see here his heart can’t decide between 89 and 85 and then settles on 27 bpm very healthy man here
1:45
Maxence83120 yikes
@@ryuined big yikes indeed
Maxence83120 his heartrate go boom boom bbrbrbrbbbraaappapaahbrrbrbr boom
Bro
1:40 My man here just dies of a heart attack and the Coke saves him
Heart attack would be 0 tho.
here he is, officer. the person that ruined the joke
@@onezerosevensix ah yes, good old "stating what was in the video" joke, the peak of humor
@@algumnomeaihehe nice joke dude i even can see layered irony
@@algumnomeaihehe you are sure fun at parties
Funniest part for me is that Kos is so used to the routine that he accidently gets a large amount of the button presses correct.
I love how he keeps opening up new bottles of soda and even cans at random points! I was half expecting him to pick up a n64 controller at one point
Id die if he were to do that
Ending of 8-2 he ate two pizzas and a large diet coke
A different console controller would have been perfect!
"In a *relaxed* and fun way"
You sure he's relaxed...? 3022 Heartrate is pretty large..-
1:44
@Light the fox Likes Piez yes I am
3022? That's pretty low smh. Try remembering you had a test 5 minutes before class starts.
And in 4-1 of all levels. . .
r/softwaregore
*This is definitely the best parody I've ever seen in my life*
1:04 Can't believe they introduced the Double Cherry all the way back in Super Mario Bros.!
This should've been:
"Wow, the Double Cherry is a lot older than I thought."
Oh well.
2:22 I just realized the heartbeat syncs with the music lol
I am not worthy.
Or when it literally hits over 3000
FAAAAAAAKE HEARTBEAT (jk)
Lol nice
Imagine if this is how your heart beat would be not good is the best way to say it
1:56 he even did the uncertainty hand shake, this is art
t h i s i s a r t
It’s the definition of art
Best moments:
0:32 first coke and pizza
0:54 suspect brick breaking upside
1:02 two marios
1:26 - 1:49 literal heart attack
1:30 releasing the button to scratch the head
1:53 the doubt between eating pizza or not
2:00 SMB pratice hackrom upside
2:12 flooding jumps under the platform
2:21 heart rate following the sound of the level's music
2:20 - 2:50 30 seconds in a row without pressing a single button
3:00 looking around
3:09 letting the the cap fall and using the controller to rub the head
3:10 - beyond: TAS control downside
3:35 double pizza and second coke
3:44 fireworks
3:49 >:c
4:14 third coke
4:20 >:c
4:24 phew
4:44 looking above
4:55 smashing the controller
5:14 movie finished playing + delayed reaction + fourth coke
This comment should be pinned
Don't forget the top display that change almost everytime
It's basically the whole video
This is packed!
2:50 I NEVER WOULDVE NOTICED HE DIDNT PRESS A SINGLE BUTTON LMAOOO
I came here after watching Karl Jobst's video on the "original" video, and this was beyond awesome. Seeing all the things he points out in that video, then seeing them in your video was hilarious. Thank you so much for making this!
I remember when Badabun stole your speedrun, this has got to be the best way to mock them
This might be the most meta April Fool joke I've ever witnessed. The in-jokes are ridiculous.
It's funny that the Americans parody badabun. In the spanish comunity we hate that channel
(Edit) en los años mil seiscientos
PAM PAM PAM
Spanish here The truth at first consider this video as a parody of that channel but I saw it was a joke and there was nothing mentioned about that channel, I laughed xD
ni que lo digas, a mi me costo medio vídeo entender que era una parodia a badabun, creo que ya nos están dando copyrigth de solo mencionarlo, creo que a el le esta dando copyrigth de solo hacerles una parodia
@@juanburna4998 yo me dí cuenta que era una parodia porque ponía la primera letra del título de su canal volteada, sino de otra manera no me enteraría xD
@@elliecopteroiii1098 no mames somos españoles (osea hablamos in spanish xd) en un video en inglés
@@elgatodiced9495 jaja cierto
I hate how many obviously fake speedruns there are on youtube. Most of them don't even eat or drink anything, which is a dead giveaway because obviously as top athletes, gamers need to keep themselves energized and hydrated during gameplay. I'm not saying you have to eat a whole pizza every run, but anyone who isn't at least nibbling on some breadsticks in the loading screens is almost certainly not legit imo. Thanks Kosmic for keeping it real and showing how a real gamer does it, you and Badabun are the only legit speedrunners on youtube I've seen. Peace.
Lol?
I thought this was genuine for a sec bc of the first sentence LMFAO
Ikr, imagine going a whole 5 minutes without eating
The Mario on top in 1-2 had me dying, great video.
So did the heart rate.
And the input display while eating.
And the absurd number of bottles.
And "movie finished playing"
And the input display deliberately pressing up+down and left+right as much as possible
Luke Diggle credit goes to whoever tased this to make it look as inhuman and stupid as possible
@@natecortese1189 Teased? Wdym, he clearly just played this with a controller than can do left+right
and "top - 117500"
And the random coin conter
1:44
Kosmic: calmly grabs coke bottle
Heartrate monitor: *YOUR HEART IS BEATING EVERY 0.02 SECONDS*
Speed run tactics
Increasing your heartbeat to 3,022 is a legitimate strat as it makes the dialogue faster
He really enjoys heart palpitations
By the way, the highest heartbeat of a human is about 300 bpm. The only way to get past this limit is having extreme tachycardia or something, so the highest heartbeat ever recorded and survived by a human is between 480 and 600 bpm.
But now let's take a look at the smallest living mammal. The Etruscan Shrew is only about 3 cm long, so it's heart beats up to 1 000 times a minute. This tiny mammal could maybe survive 3 000 bpm, but 3 000 bpm for an adult man, who is about 170 cm tall, is definitely fatal.
Just some plant without a pot and it will speed up how long you have left to live! instead of waiting about 80 years to die how about now!
He roasted badabun so badly just by playing a game.
The most lamentable
By not playing it actually... 😜
@Baldi Yeah, this parody is top notch, the lack of self awareness of the badabum guy is amusing tho...
@@D3K018 theres a video like this by Canaladaar, it's also pretty funny.
Badabots* 😎
His true speedrunner powers let him start moving while using the controller to scratch his head
1:44 Heart rate: "I have transcended beyond the limitations of mere mortals."
1:49 Heart rate: "Oh okay, the Coke's over. Never mind then."
Arexion5293 he’s a humming bird in disguise
the coke quenched his crazy
I love how he just opens a new coke after every level.
Easily the best bit of the video.
It's just that I was thirsty.
-Frozono
Stfu eren
Pizza Time
@@roadabroad oh yes
Heart rate timestamps:
0:41 - 158
1:16 - 120
1:24 - 167
1:29 - 228
1:34 - 290
1:39 - 415
1:45 - 3022
2:01 - 41
2:21 - syncs with the song
2:47 - flickers super fast
2:52 - 27
This is the best video of all time
Blackprocks thanks for the timestamps, I didn’t even notice any of these aside from 3022
tbh better than kosmic dying during his warpless run like five times
2:52 - *dead*
Blackprocks I’m the 101 person who liked this comment
rewatching this, I'm certain this is the best 8-1 I've ever seen
1:04 He went so fast another Mario from a different time line came in, truly a epic pro gamer moment.
He truly is the best speedrunner of this game.
No but seriously how we does that?
@@typicalguy5231 I think Game Theory has a video explaining this.
@@johnnysaurus04 heh
This guy is the CEO of gaming
*"I feel like this is a parody of something. I don't know why"*
Does it have something to do with Mexico?
@@deft_spex_jr9628 Is it the border wall
Maybe it badbadbuns?
nah its gotta be babunbadun
2:23 Wow, getting all the frame perfect jumps while not moving for 30 seconds, you have my respect.
nno he was actually too fast for the camera
@@ydertgf superhuman speeed
@@gesgald2266 yeyes
bruh its fake just like the other one it has pretty much the exact same "setup" with the coke and pizza
@@Plasmicballs check the date
This is some deep speedrunning lore lmao
Yooo rupty
Second like and comment :D
I laughed so hard when he was just blankly staring at the screen for a good minute in 2:22
Look at the heart moniter thing lol
It would have been funnier if he just used a still image
He isn’t even pressing any buttons, just sitting there, MENACINGLY
@@rocketgod6808 I know
Exactly!!
As a Latin watcher who hates Badabun, this made my day in so many ways :D
Re turbio defender a badabun
Badabun channel is deader than my grandma
Mario . Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Hugh Neutron, The Shadow Realm Master it’s fake 3022 means heart failure
@@footlettuce6102 ...we know... it's meant to be fake...
The Community of the E.U.A and Latino American community hate Badabun,this is such a great moment in the history of humanity
And sorry for the error of the part of the ¨American Community,also WOOOW i have more likes that the comment of the creator of the video!
Yeah, bcoz badabun is trash :/
La razon de todos para vivir es odiar a Badabun
@@rorro7086 si bro jaja
in Latin America they hate badabun
Badabun es mierda :3 /Badabun is shit
LMFAO the fact that many people won't know this is a parody of another sad tale is hilarious.
the funny part is he doesn't have to cheat to get 5 minutes
@@f43555 look at the date when the video released, and search up "badabun fake mario speedrun". That guy made a bad fake speedrun that used some of Kosmic's footage, and since it was april 1st he decided to make a joke speedrun that makes it incredibly obvious that it was spliced.
@@f43555 lmao you’re so stupid
Thats the funny part?
@@ThaAwesome10 what did he say since he deleted the comment?
Nah this shit legit he even got World record
1:53 To pizza or not to pizza? That is the question.
La agarró o no? ¿Me dará tiempo? Jajajaja
Lo mismo aquí, bueno, algo de eso.
Si agarro :V
4:13
An incredible strategy, pressing all the buttons at once without even touching the controller at all! This is a truly legit 100% HD 720p speedrun.
:)
ParPar he used a trick known as “telekinesis” this allows him to not have to touch the controller to press buttons and saves an extra frame tule over playing normally.
@@zelefant1482 The only thing he missed was the TAS fast acceleration imo.
@@rafaelmassobrio8346 nah he too good for that
ikr
As someone who has died to a seizure like 5682775637 times while playing couruped mario i can confirm you can still play after you die
2:21 the heart rate matches the music, great job Kosmic's heart
i just noticed lol
may may have faked it 😆
The music somehow got the heart rate thing to mix up the heart rate and music
evil little kitty tyler it obviously s fake because this is a parody of badabun's video about Tavo, if you haven't known.
Lol
I'm scared of the people who don't understand that this is a parody and watch Badabun.
Yeah ,Badabun es una mierda
Wow hasta los países de habla inglesa conocen a Kakabun.
Jajaja si y Badabots
@@EEMEESE Que bueno que últimamente ya se estan muriendo esos mamones. Han pérdido relevancia.
Smn la neta es el peor canal de youtube de México y si no del p*to mundo
This speedrun has obviously been done by a robot, I mean no real person can drink that much coke without a heart attack
he had 3022 heart beats per minute, he did have a heart attack
No
What? I drink coke everyday and I'm feeling fine.
@GAMEY CUBER101 r/woosh u
Kosmic is TASBot in its human form.
I love the parts where you can fully see another Mario at the top of the screen.
This looks more legit than the "original" one
i was about to say
@@CJ-xw4tl eeeuhm 1:04 looks pretty fishy lmao
In 8-1 he doesnt even press any buttons. At least the "original" tried to "play"
@@applesource8261 it's a joke
@@applesource8261 idiot its a joke, how can there be so much people as dumb as you in this video that dont know what a joke is?
2:22 HIS HEART RATE GOES WITH THE MUSIC LMAO
His heart rate was vibing
Yeah dude his heart was just jamming out to the beat, just goes to show how hard he was gaming
WTF?? I thought I noticed everything! That just blew my mind...
Same whit the sounds like collecting the double coins or pressing button on his controler
Es que Mario esta en su corazón
Heart rate: 3,022 bpm
Me: Seems legit
And at 2:52 it drops to a nice and steady 27 bpm
Tomás Oliveira man that means he’s almost a body
@@foxthor0528 I know, that's why I said it. And it's supposed to be a joke
I mean he isnt human clearly.
@@tomasoliveira8119 that other person is just waiting to get woooshed by a even dumber child
The moment the second Mario showed up on top in 1-2, I laughed so hard I scared my wife. Absolutely beautiful.
The input display at 3:39 just making a pretty visual while you open a brand new 2 liter coke bottle had me dead as hell
I was so confused at first but the second you grabbed the coke I was like “ ohhhhh haha haha”
DUDE YOU HAD ME DYING THROUGH EVERY LEVEL, IM CRYING! YOU LITERALLY WERENT USING YOUR FINGERS HALF THE TIME, AND WHEN YOU HESITATED FOR THE PIZZA AT 4-2 LIKE HE DID I STARTED DYING! ALSO HOW YPU OPENED 3 DIFFERENT SODAS LMAO I CANT RIGHT NOW! that’s literally the funniest thing I’ve seen all quarantine. You out done yourself, Kosmic!
I hope you will be able to later
Four* different sodas xD
Hello :)
the mario collecting a life in 1-2 also
I like how the controller also showed like all of the buttons being pressed at once 😂