Palpatine's return makes no sense (The Rise of Skywalker Dissection Part One)

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  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 5 років тому +2015

    Me: how did Palpatine come back?
    Literally this movie: Something something something... dark side...

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому +66

      @@emberfist8347 God, they could've given Araki $20 to have Kars be the final villain and it would've still make more damn sense than Palpatine coming back in the way they did it.

    • @renleblanc2993
      @renleblanc2993 5 років тому +20

      Yeah but, to be fair, "something something dark side" and "something something force" pretty much sums up star wars. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

    • @bluelick7578
      @bluelick7578 5 років тому +7

      harry vrentas and I thought Darth Mail’s return was cheap.

    • @GamerConnoisseurRei
      @GamerConnoisseurRei 5 років тому +20

      @@InfernosReaper Disney executive staff when producing this movie: eventually i stopped thinking

    • @kirozbrz
      @kirozbrz 5 років тому +3

      You killed me with this one! XD

  • @brianschwartz7356
    @brianschwartz7356 5 років тому +902

    One-line quotes that summarize each of the trilogies....
    Original Trilogy: "I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father."
    Prequel Trilogy: "So this is how democracy dies--with thunderous applause."
    Sequel Trilogy: "A good question....for another time."

  • @bacasillas
    @bacasillas 5 років тому +2038

    JJ: "Let's call this, The Rise of Skywalker."
    Also JJ: Kills off the Skywalker bloodline.

    • @luisvaldez3199
      @luisvaldez3199 5 років тому +39

      It was meant to reference Rey and how she "becomes" a skywalker.

    • @Ozymandias1
      @Ozymandias1 5 років тому +276

      @@luisvaldez3199 While she still is a Palpatine. And by killing him has all the Sith in her. Palpatine Victorious!

    • @undulycriticalobserver2510
      @undulycriticalobserver2510 5 років тому +107

      “Ironic”

    • @carastone3473
      @carastone3473 5 років тому +29

      @@Ozymandias1 - except that she killed him in self-defense, not out of hatred and angry, as he wanted.

    • @carastone3473
      @carastone3473 5 років тому +8

      It obviously meant the Rise of REY 'Skywalker'

  • @voodoomoss
    @voodoomoss 5 років тому +658

    Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams, and Rian Johnson did a more thorough job of finishing off the Jedi Order than order 66.

    • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
      @tHeWasTeDYouTh 5 років тому +74

      "Rey is so powerful not only she destroyed Palpatine, she destroyed the entire franchise"

    • @ultron374
      @ultron374 5 років тому +20

      @@tHeWasTeDYouTh I agree. She has Mary Sue power all over.

    • @nolanboth3270
      @nolanboth3270 4 роки тому +4

      Damn

    • @rabbitsfoot8
      @rabbitsfoot8 4 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @shimmyshim6122
      @shimmyshim6122 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂 this made me laugh a lot

  • @bk7302
    @bk7302 5 років тому +947

    Poe: “Somehow, Palpatine survived.”
    I laughed way too hard and too long at this line.

    • @shep9231
      @shep9231 5 років тому +13

      But he did... the dark side of the force allowed him to do so. He lived in the EU as well and nobody cared there.

    • @observerealityinhd290
      @observerealityinhd290 5 років тому +130

      Shep there’s one big difference. The EU gave an explanation on how he survived. You can’t scrap the EU then use its lore as an explanation without giving your own explanation.

    • @shep9231
      @shep9231 5 років тому +20

      @@observerealityinhd290 Indeed sir. Your right... :)

    • @bk7302
      @bk7302 5 років тому +84

      Shep it was also the delivery of the line that made me laugh....like even Issac couldn’t believe what he was saying. Cracked me up.

    • @boianko
      @boianko 5 років тому +28

      @@shep9231 Well the thing is I thought it was going to be the clone thing from the EU, but the movie made it seem like this was Palp's original body, hence why he was so injured that he couldn't walk. If they had actually taken the time to explain it I would have been much more OK with him returning.

  • @mr_monologue2680
    @mr_monologue2680 5 років тому +1998

    Anyone else notice that the TIE that Ben uses at the end to get to Exogol is a TIE from the empire, which don't have hyperdrives.

    • @thorskywalker
      @thorskywalker  5 років тому +481

      Nice, I'd completely missed that one.

    • @mr_monologue2680
      @mr_monologue2680 5 років тому +357

      @@thorskywalker I hadn't seen anyone talk about that one! Seemed odd that he could get from Endor to the unknown regions without a hyperdrive! They even mention in A new hope how a fighter that size couldn't get very far.

    • @MrAnakinfett
      @MrAnakinfett 5 років тому +253

      @@mr_monologue2680 More and more weird things like this are surfacing. Came out of the theater happy yesterday but the more I think about the movie, the less it makes sense.

    • @mr_monologue2680
      @mr_monologue2680 5 років тому +259

      @@MrAnakinfett Another thing I noticed is Rey had the S-foils on Luke's X-wing in attack position when she was navigating through the red corridor to get to Exogol. So many small details aside from the major plot holes that just show that the writers really don't know their stuff!

    • @MrAnakinfett
      @MrAnakinfett 5 років тому +127

      @@mr_monologue2680 And speaking of which, I think it was Poe that calls her "the best pilot", however we don't see her do anything really crazy in this film in regards to her piloting skills (maybe a bit in TFA and TLJ - they wasted a huge opportunity having her on Luke's X-Wing just travelling from A to B) - which reminds me, how sad and pathetic was Poe giving up when all odds seemed against them? (At the last minute saved by Lando and "the people"). Poe is definitely the worst character of this trilogy. Finn is a cool ex-Stormtrooper character, but also an enormous opportunity wasted.

  • @neonpersonishere
    @neonpersonishere 4 роки тому +181

    Anakin: I'm the chosen one.
    Disney: No.
    Luke: I am the strongest force sensitive to ever be born.
    Disney: No.
    Rey:
    Disney: Yes.

    • @powah3
      @powah3 4 роки тому +31

      Rey: I'm a girl
      Disney: Yes.

    • @raafeyplayz7015
      @raafeyplayz7015 3 роки тому +18

      Rey: I’m powerful for no reason and a female
      Simps: Yes please.

  • @Sumatchi
    @Sumatchi 5 років тому +362

    It's a shame that being direct blood relatives to Palpatine, Rey's parents were useless and had no power and died to a dagger.

    • @armandomoreno2284
      @armandomoreno2284 5 років тому +55

      This is a great point no one is talking about

    • @randomperson5970
      @randomperson5970 5 років тому +9

      He stole they're mediclorians

    • @tmac731
      @tmac731 5 років тому +76

      Why didn’t palpatine raise his son in the dark side and become his apprentice?? He just skipped to his granddaughter

    • @randomperson5970
      @randomperson5970 5 років тому +11

      The palpatines gift with the force skips a generation

    • @smokinjoe4709
      @smokinjoe4709 5 років тому +2

      @@tmac731 How do you know it was his son? I though it was his daughter that was reys mom???

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 5 років тому +721

    “Just switch your brain off and consume bad product.” No. That’s why the bar keeps getting lower and lower.

    • @eparigon
      @eparigon 5 років тому +12

      The bar has disappeared

    • @MXCN_El1011
      @MXCN_El1011 5 років тому +5

      they buried that bar 6ft under with TLJ

    • @undulycriticalobserver2510
      @undulycriticalobserver2510 5 років тому +4

      The bar is so low it’s lost in the Mariana Trench.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 років тому +1

      JJ Abram's motto: Turn your brain off. It didn't work

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 5 років тому +14

      Some movies are fine for turning off you brain. But not the biggest space opera of all time...
      I'm perfectly happy enjoying transformers, just watching nice tits and robot fights. I am not perfectly happy watching the entire original saga trampled into the dirt by the new trilogy.

  • @professorlangford1575
    @professorlangford1575 5 років тому +1733

    Anakin not showing up was my biggest disappointment. No chosen one.

    • @xuttuh5260
      @xuttuh5260 5 років тому +179

      I think that is exactly what Disney wanted to express. Rey is the chosen one. Fuck Anakin. Lame.

    • @stevehail76
      @stevehail76 5 років тому +98

      Nuh uh! Rey was the Chosen One afterall! She is THE BESTEST EVAARR!!!

    • @professorlangford1575
      @professorlangford1575 5 років тому +80

      My sentiment expresses old g star war fans not apparently new age ones. Good for you two though. Real star war fans there is always one chosen one and that was anakin. Always will be

    • @professorlangford1575
      @professorlangford1575 5 років тому +51

      @Tong Sandoval agree 100% I thought snoke himself was a great villain mysterious unknown then killed all of a sudden by his apprentice whose thoughts he can read.

    • @professorlangford1575
      @professorlangford1575 5 років тому +18

      @Tong Sandoval yeah snoke had my attention he had presence power though we didnt see that until last jedi and the amazing voice of Andy serkis I think his name is. Oh well

  • @scottttym
    @scottttym 5 років тому +355

    Plan was to make money.

    • @exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050
      @exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050 5 років тому +12

      Yup lol..."Execute order $$"

    • @scottttym
      @scottttym 5 років тому +4

      They needed to hire Lucas... And put him on a leash with the miniature world crap.
      Or just have given us one of the many EU novel series

    • @bigman2745
      @bigman2745 5 років тому +8

      Caleb Peterson People also make movies for the passion and because of how much they enjoy it, like indie movies

    • @curtiswest7849
      @curtiswest7849 5 років тому

      Most major blockbuster franchises are made to make money. Disney's plan was to piggyback on the success of the originals with as little thinking and effort put into the new films as possible.

    • @svensvensson4141
      @svensvensson4141 5 років тому

      they pretty much made their money back while kicking you in the balls and giving you the finger. oh but mandalorian is good...
      is the franchise dead at this point?
      this sequel trilogy was made for the people who are going to buy every comic book of this manure that comes out.

  • @jaerbear7237
    @jaerbear7237 5 років тому +151

    Someone laughed really hard in the theater when the Palpatine thing dropped, and that he was her grandfather. I just gave up inside.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +7

      at least it explains her being a mary sue in terms of power without training....I give them credit for retcon explaining that shit...cause otherwise we all would hate her even more than we still do...it is dumb but it at least makes her character less terrible and thats a goof thing...seriously if they stuck with shes a nobody I think I would of had to burn disney down to the ground....I hate when media makes a nobody into a somebody just cause without showing the reasoning training whatever....its so lazy...before the rise of skywalker movie I was mad and thought at least show a flashback where her parents put some force orb inside her so she could be strong or some shit...it really bothered me until we learned she was palpatines blood relative...so hey props for that I guess

    • @jonathanshepherd6423
      @jonathanshepherd6423 4 роки тому +5

      I mean that part didn’t bother me. But it honestly would have made sense for her to turn to the darks side after that since she always wanted to know about her family. Then Ben could come back to help her and discover her fall, avenge her and complete his rise.

    • @hoesmad8626
      @hoesmad8626 4 роки тому +6

      @@razkable can you really inherit force powers just because you were related to a force user? Idk The lore But even without training? Sounds stupid

  • @danielreid3476
    @danielreid3476 5 років тому +680

    I don't believe for a second that the plan all along was to bring back Palpatine. Rian Johnson blindsided everyone by killing off Snoke. Bringing back Palpatine was desperation. The thing to do would have been to bring back Snoke and have it revealed that he was actually Darth Plagueis. What's sad is these people are incapable of realizing that they have destroyed the entire franchise. Or sadder yet, they do realize it and don't care.

    • @wheezvonklaw284
      @wheezvonklaw284 5 років тому +19

      Daniel Reid I can't wait till Abrams' little brat starts making even dumber films.

    • @eliasattal3205
      @eliasattal3205 5 років тому +27

      You are absolutely correct it’s a shame because you actually had to try to destroy this franchise

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 5 років тому +48

      Daniel Reid
      It does make me wonder how Rian managed to 'blindside everyone' by killing Snoke.
      I mean, wasn't ANYONE watching what Rian was doing?
      Were all the people involved in making the movie suddenly surprised with Snoke's death only after the cinema release?
      Everyone aside from Rian must have been asleep on the job to let him put the whole trilogy into such an awkward and untenable position.

    • @tomhyll7457
      @tomhyll7457 5 років тому +26

      tsopmocful he killed snoke without setting up any other big evil which ruined the trilogy

    • @oceanroi6612
      @oceanroi6612 5 років тому +8

      @@tsopmocful1958 I'm not sure where you are landing with this comment, but these "blindsided" comments are absurd.

  • @christopherlee627
    @christopherlee627 5 років тому +113

    Well, that film made Anakin's entire story arc irrelevant and rendered Luke's struggles, sacrifice and entire life pretty much worthless, no balance was achieved, the jedi were wiped out and never re-established, the emperor survived Anakin's noble self-sacrifice and turn back to the light-side to save Luke and by the end of the series there wasn't one Skywalker left alive - yet they called the film rise of skywalker - more like fall of the house of skywalker. Well done guys, I think Jar Jar deserves an Oscar for that one.

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 5 років тому +16

      More like the Rise of Palpatine. All in all, if Rey somehow did reform a Jedi Order it would be through a Palpatine by blood. Ironic that is...

    • @CertainOverlord
      @CertainOverlord 5 років тому +3

      @Xeta yup the sith kept killing each other and the jedi had way to many strict rules that took their humanity away

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому

      Xeta The Jedi’s flaws weren’t linked to them being lightside users, so I disagree on the « grey » part, but agree with everything else.

    • @shawngrasser8426
      @shawngrasser8426 5 років тому +3

      I honestly wish they did the heir to the empire series instead I mean who doesn't want to see thrawn on the big screen? And that series was awesome wayyyyy better then the rise of skywalker

    • @FranzAgEn
      @FranzAgEn 5 років тому +1

      @@shawngrasser8426 sadly they wasted Thrawn by recanonizing him in Rebels, so no way they could do that now...

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 5 років тому +478

    _"If youn don't want anything ruined"_
    Oh we're far past that point...

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 років тому +5

      4 years too late

    • @somehaloguy9372
      @somehaloguy9372 5 років тому +5

      _"don't let Rian Johnson make the middle act if the trilogy completely unsupervised with nobody else running through the story he's creating"_

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper 5 років тому +1

      Mr. VOID-OUT the last Jedi and rise of sky walker ruined my life.

  • @TheYungDyrude
    @TheYungDyrude 5 років тому +717

    Palpatine: The most powerful Sith in history who could even 1v1 Yoda
    Also Palpatine: Gets wrecked because Rey dual wields and forms an X

    • @enterthekyuubi
      @enterthekyuubi 5 років тому +123

      More like he rekt himself because he kept spamming force lightning knowing full well it was being reflected. At least with Mace, he was acting so Anakin could turn. Against Rey, he should've known better. Just stop shooting lightning and use your other force powers. Geez.

    • @TheYungDyrude
      @TheYungDyrude 5 років тому +101

      There you go, another explanation that shows how dumb his defeat was

    • @eurosensazion
      @eurosensazion 5 років тому +56

      @@TheYungDyrude Can't make sense of a movie that made no sense. It was designed like a roller coaster so you don't think.

    • @EyeBeZombie
      @EyeBeZombie 5 років тому +58

      Because she had the power of WAHMEN

    • @melissacavalcante1948
      @melissacavalcante1948 5 років тому +7

      Wackanda Forever

  • @happyhammer1
    @happyhammer1 5 років тому +361

    Maybe they were just assuming fans would connect that monologue Palpatine gives to Anakin about Plagueis learning to cheat death was a satisfying enough answer to how he survived. I don't know. What I do know is that this trilogy has been a monumental disappointment.

    • @marcuskurze9759
      @marcuskurze9759 5 років тому +5

      Well what About all those who started with These Trilogie to watch SW?I mean it is altready some time since the Prequels.Many of the actual watchers now could have been small Children at this time.

    • @joe2125
      @joe2125 5 років тому +28

      that was the very moment that caused this entire saga to even occur. It was Anakins decision to go down the dark path in order to be able save Padme....
      ....but apparently force healing can be done with no problem. No need for anceint sith teachings.
      just one of many things in this movie that completely and utterly destroys episodes 1-6 and renders them pointless

    • @tomtennisballs672
      @tomtennisballs672 5 років тому +14

      But palpatine even said himself that plagueis couldnt save himself from dying. I dont know the actual way that force ability works so maybe it makes sense but as a guy who doesnt read the comics or the books for a better understanding, this doesnt give a very satisfying answer.

    • @jimgaribaldi8742
      @jimgaribaldi8742 5 років тому +2

      I agree with Travis. Why would we need any explanation? Palpatine spent an entire movie convincing Anakin he could cheat death / bring people back to life.

    • @tomtennisballs672
      @tomtennisballs672 5 років тому +8

      Any explanation is better than no explanation tho. It's not the actual fact that palpatine survived that bothers people quite so much, although it seriously undermines some of the older movies, but the fact that the film decided to just gloss over this HUGE twist with nothing but a single sentence. I can ignore some of the more trivial problems that can hurt some of the other movies themes, but I can't ignore the internal issues this causes. You cannot create a villain out of nowhere with no explanation and expect it to work. They should've just covered it more thoroughly. Maybe a flashback of him being saved right before the explosion on the second deathstar or literally anything. Any explanation is better than no explanation

  • @jeremydimond3085
    @jeremydimond3085 5 років тому +517

    JJ Abrams is the Ultimate "One-Upper". He takes someones great idea and one-ups it. My star destroyer is bigger than yours, my Death Star is bigger than yours. Darth Vader is your father, oh yeah well Palpatine is my grandfather. Your the chosen one, oh no you're not, I am the chosen one. No original plots or anything to add to the saga. Its so sad, Disney had such a great opportunity and they have ruined Star Wars forever.

    • @nthdegree1269
      @nthdegree1269 5 років тому +27

      Pretty well what you just wrote

    • @matthewpahnke2613
      @matthewpahnke2613 5 років тому +19

      He's like Kevin J. Anderson. Except worse because Anderson at least respected the Legacy characters and didn't destroy their character arcs in an effort to prop up his Gary Stu protagonist Kyp Durron.

    • @blaire4115
      @blaire4115 5 років тому +5

      Wonder which next franchise he's lay his hands on? Not that much of the beloved series of old left nowadays anyway. Most were already destroyed by others writers and directors...

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 5 років тому +1

      Ultimate One-Upper LMFAO

    • @ace4now
      @ace4now 5 років тому +1

      Totally agree!

  • @ezrapark9992
    @ezrapark9992 5 років тому +406

    Palp in prequels:
    Maneuvers into political power, creates two galactic armies for a staged war, uses the army to eliminate opponents and declare himself Emperor.
    Palp in sequels:
    LOL UNKNOWN REGIONS

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому +44

      Palp in the originals: "Yeah, kill him! Give into your anger! Give into the power of the dark side! Join me! Become my apprentice!".
      Palp in the sequels: "Yeah! Kill me! Give into your anger! Give into the dark side! Become me! Become the new emperor! It is who you are! It is your birthright to sit on the throne! Kill me! Sit on the throne! Oh wait, I can just absorb your essence, that's what I'm 'gonna do.".

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому +23

      Oh, uh. That's what I wanted to do. That's what I wanted to do. Uh, forget that whole "you should sit on the thrown thing". And forget that "kill the girl" thing too.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 5 років тому +4

      Palps get beaten to the Pulp by JJ

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 5 років тому +5

      Pulpy Tin.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому +14

      Dez Perado I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out this movie was just a massive scheme by the emperor to turn Star Wars fans to the dark side. Now, personally, I just found it very hilarious in how bad it was, but I can imagine big fans of Star Wars being really pissed off.

  • @cobracafe
    @cobracafe 5 років тому +236

    Palpatine won in the end. Think about that.

    • @the_headless_horseman9682
      @the_headless_horseman9682 5 років тому +2

      how

    • @cobracafe
      @cobracafe 5 років тому +50

      Rey is a Palpatine. His blood legacy will live on. Also, apparently, he can live on through clones. But the Star Wars sequels suck, so you be the judge.

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 5 років тому +4

      @@cobracafe palpatine only cares for himself

    • @jessejames1928
      @jessejames1928 4 роки тому

      Yes I agree

    • @jessejames1928
      @jessejames1928 4 роки тому +4

      I always like palpatine 😁

  • @SlickOnTop
    @SlickOnTop 5 років тому +457

    This entire trilogy felt like fan-fiction that was written by a child.

    • @undulycriticalobserver2510
      @undulycriticalobserver2510 5 років тому +8

      “Possibly”

    • @UncleGhoulieTv313
      @UncleGhoulieTv313 5 років тому +16

      Fan fiction written by a child that has never seen a movie or read a book.

    • @Kyky87
      @Kyky87 5 років тому +30

      It's worse than that, it was written by two children, who just argue, and one up each other.
      - So there is Rey, she ha a mysterious past.
      - Her parents are no one.
      - Hah, her parents only want to be no one to hide her.
      - So there is Snoke, he has a mysterious past.
      - He is killed now.
      - Hah, he was only a puppet of the real villain.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 5 років тому +10

      Mostly the last one to be fair. They obviously had NO plan, no through line. "Just make something, it'll be a money spinner regardless". 😕

    • @seasnek7024
      @seasnek7024 5 років тому +6

      I mean tbh a child would have more imagination than the directors of this trilogy. Still accurate tho

  • @gilmarmogollon1658
    @gilmarmogollon1658 5 років тому +242

    Leia- never be afraid of who you are
    Rey- nah, I’m a sky walker now

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +6

      I guess leia didn't realize shes a palpatine..you know related to the guy who blew her planet up...and is why her mom and dad are dead...otherwise she would say yeah be afraid cause fuck that dude don't take his name

    • @Dragonpit
      @Dragonpit 4 роки тому +14

      @@razkable Why? Why does it matter if she was related to Palpatine? Rey wasn't the one who created the empire. Rey didn't destroy Alderan. Rey was far removed from all of that. Being blood related to him does not make her guilty of the same things, even if she IS the one who has to clean up the mess. Rejecting the name just because it's connected to the guy who tried to rule the galaxy with an iron fist called the "Death Star" does not a moral choice make.

    • @sashalai4369
      @sashalai4369 4 роки тому +9

      Asmosis Jones doesen't luke litterally say that Leia knew she was a palpatine?

    • @snuffmeister6720
      @snuffmeister6720 2 роки тому

      @@Dragonpit did your family own slaves or something?

  • @kc_cobra
    @kc_cobra 5 років тому +125

    JJ Abrams is one shade off Michael Bay. I don't know why anyone expected his Star Wars films to be anything other than all style, no substance.

    • @n.k.63
      @n.k.63 5 років тому +5

      I think Michael Bay's are many levels above this abomination... And I'm not a fan, but they at least have some internal consistency.

    • @arkad6329
      @arkad6329 5 років тому +2

      Because people still remember that for a while Lost was a good show... Until it wasn’t.

  • @aTalkingKoala8294
    @aTalkingKoala8294 5 років тому +898

    Imagine if Jesus Christ came for the rapture and defeated Satan, only for peace to last 15-20 years and for satans grand daughter to take up the name of christ.
    Starwars!

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 5 років тому +89

      As a Christian myself, that’s hilarious to think about.

    • @stickykitty
      @stickykitty 5 років тому +15

      A Talking Koala mee too
      As an ambassador for Jesus Christ
      This is hilarious 😂

    • @stephenlucas5740
      @stephenlucas5740 5 років тому +4

      A Talking Koala BOOM!!!

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 5 років тому +13

      Jesus isn’t owned by Disney
      Nor can he be.

    • @thehawk5141
      @thehawk5141 5 років тому +49

      If Satan’s grand daughter is a feminist, she can do what she wants. Even take up the name of Christ.

  • @andrewjmesser
    @andrewjmesser 5 років тому +740

    Palpatine is literally only in this movie because Rian killed Snoke. That's why it can't work or make sense, canonical, theatrically, thematically or in any other sense.
    Also one of the reasons I'm boycotting.

    • @MsGhoulz
      @MsGhoulz 5 років тому +44

      Oh I'm sure it would have been another forgettable Jar Jar experience even if Snoke was still alive. I don't even remember what happened in TFA other than the stupid parts. Rather hard to forget Han Solo's stupid look on his face after being stabbed then his boy somehow being perfectly fine after being shot in the stomach. That's after Jar Jar hyped up Chewie's bowcaster into being a super gun that was sending stormtroopers flying so that tells you how much he pays attention to detail.

    • @BoroMirraCz
      @BoroMirraCz 5 років тому +13

      True... but that's not the fault of this movie. That's fault of TLJ and the hack who directed it. This movie did better job at fixing the screwups of TLJ better than I expected. And as the video author said in previous video, it just shows how great this trilogy would be if JJ had the chance to make all three of them in a consistent way...

    • @BoandDebbieMulder
      @BoandDebbieMulder 5 років тому +22

      TROS actually WAS fixable, even with the disaster of TLJ. First they should have never had all those stupid MacGuffin searches. Then...
      They only needed to use Lucas' version of the finale, where Kylo & Rey kill Palps' physical body, and Anakin in his Force Ghost form destroys Palp's spirit forever.
      Problem is, JJ, KK & Iger are too incompetent to choose George's end of TROS. What a waste.

    • @andrewjmesser
      @andrewjmesser 5 років тому +23

      @@MsGhoulz absolutely. The fault starts with Jar Jar Abrams for setting up a nonsensical post RotJ plot, and KK for approving it. TLJ was just a nail in the coffin

    • @samueljohnson9723
      @samueljohnson9723 5 років тому +4

      Still Boycotting I am

  • @Dethflash
    @Dethflash 5 років тому +2131

    I hate how Palpatine turned into a bland super villain.
    I hate how they didn't explain how Palpatine came back.
    I hate how Ben wasn't a force ghost at the end with Leia and Luke.
    I hate how Rey considers herself a Skywalker.
    I hate how apparently every force user knows how to save dying or dead people, but Anakin the freaking chosen one couldn't save his wife.
    I did enjoy watching Rey struggle with the dark side, but that should have been seen in episode 7 and 8 already.
    I loved how the Haldo maneuver was explained to be basically pure luck 1 in a million chance it worked.
    A few other things i really enjoyed, but my favorite part is this train wreck is over, and Disney is hopefully done shitting on characters we love.
    Edit: didn't expect my comment to blow up like this, but im glad im not the only SW fan who feels this way.
    Im excited to see what Deborah Chow, Dave Filoni, and Jon Favreau can bring to the SW universe in the future.

    • @Dethflash
      @Dethflash 5 років тому +76

      @Toyin Ogunsuyi Jr yeah or even have Anakin's force ghost holding the lightsabers with Rey, that would have been acceptable and made me feel better

    • @belias360
      @belias360 5 років тому +42

      It was never said any Force user could raise the dead. It was always a very rare ability, as explained in Legends. Anakin was only the Chosen One because of his destiny, it doesn't mean he's going to get all the Force Powers. Moreover, rare powers are often tied to specific people. Resurrection was never something Anakin would have had. You could argue Palpatine could have taught him how to use it but it's established he is a dick and merely used the possibility to manipulate Anakin to do what he wanted.

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 5 років тому +8

      I thought this was going to be a, '10 things I hate about you' list. :)

    • @bomschhofmann1644
      @bomschhofmann1644 5 років тому +18

      @@belias360 can you quickly explain how this healing thing is established in the lore (EU or cannon) because I just watched the series and the movies and I am so confused about it, was Ray and baby Yoda the first to have this power or Is is something other force user had before the end of the originaly

    • @signsofshadows
      @signsofshadows 5 років тому +31

      I hate all this and how toxic fanfic Reylo bring to this script.

  • @seasnek7024
    @seasnek7024 5 років тому +260

    Literally everyone: Hey Disney why did you incorporate the Duel of Fates soundtrack into the trailer but not the movie itself?
    Disney: Money
    God it’s like Disney *want* me to hate them.

    • @armandomoreno2284
      @armandomoreno2284 5 років тому +13

      Disney doesnt care if you feel anything

    • @MrEvol94
      @MrEvol94 5 років тому +24

      Not even duel of fates would save that dumpste fire of a script. It's like a fanfic from an 8 year old girl or something.

    • @seasnek7024
      @seasnek7024 5 років тому +5

      @@MrEvol94 words could not be better expressed, but it still sucks that they pulled the Duel of Fates card

    • @rutrho890
      @rutrho890 5 років тому +3

      I fucking hate Disney, they are as evil by targeting our children as Bayer/Monsanto and Dupont. Nothing but evil corporations that put profits over people just like the US gov'ment.

  • @jameswheat4225
    @jameswheat4225 5 років тому +257

    The new star wars movies suck.. Let's just be honest, Disney killed a legendary sci-fi series

    • @sebwarriner
      @sebwarriner 5 років тому +3

      I liked tfa and solo and half of rogue one and tlj, tros was just awful tho

    • @sargonvondemoneye
      @sargonvondemoneye 5 років тому +4

      Star Wars ain't even Sci-Fi, it's a fucking space opera!
      And the prequels (1 and 2 atleast) are far worse than the sequels, you just don't see it 'cause of all the memes that came from the prequels!

    • @arthurmorgan6390
      @arthurmorgan6390 5 років тому +22

      Sargon von Demoneye 1 and 2 are infinitely better than the sequels. At least they fit in with the main story. At least they didn’t destroy canon. At least they actually had a story arc.

    • @van-sx1332
      @van-sx1332 5 років тому +15

      @@sargonvondemoneye Nah. Prequels had a single vision and only 1 director and it was fullfilled. 1 and 2 didn't have MASSIVE plot holes, it was just cheesy at worst. And Revenge of the Sith is purely epic, with the dramatic duel between Anakin and Obi Wan, his conversion to the dark side, the massacre of the children. Is just very well done. Rey in TLJ defeats Snoke's guard with no training at all. It's just pathetic.

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 5 років тому +6

      @@van-sx1332 the sequels had better dialogue sure, but the world building overall story and villains were all better in the prequels. What world building did the sequels do? Barely any, the overall story is all over the place and they used palpatine as a villain because he was so well done in the prequels and then removed his actual way of doing things: manipulation not building a giant fleet.

  • @xuttuh5260
    @xuttuh5260 5 років тому +407

    I expected nothing from Episode 9 and was still disappointed.

    • @Allen.Christian
      @Allen.Christian 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, same.

    • @Sir__Vic
      @Sir__Vic 5 років тому +16

      Accurate af

    • @sodarkherhair78
      @sodarkherhair78 5 років тому +9

      I was going in, hoping it wouldn't hurt too much.
      Seriously.
      That was all I was asking for...

    • @allanr1771
      @allanr1771 5 років тому +9

      LOL I can't understand you FOOLS, were the last two disasters not enough for you? You STILL giving disney money? lol sit down.

    • @Discivilized1
      @Discivilized1 5 років тому

      Well said. Sad for us, but well said.

  • @HealthyMBS1
    @HealthyMBS1 5 років тому +658

    Trilogy is total trash, nothing fixes it. Star Wars is forever tarnished by the Kennedy betrayal, the Abrams recycling, and the Johnson incompetent arrogance. Their failure is complete.

    • @mellomoose_
      @mellomoose_ 5 років тому +31

      Stuff Overload i thought rogue one was good...

    • @HealthyMBS1
      @HealthyMBS1 5 років тому +36

      @@mellomoose_ Yeah, Rogue One and Solo were solid entertainment. Not epic, but fun enough to see twice in the theater for me. But the trilogy? trash

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 5 років тому +21

      Hopefully the Reymake trilogy gets de-cannonized. Its just the original trilogy again but with Rey slapped into it, so there isn't anything of worth that we would lose if it was non-cannon. In a more just world this trilogy would have failed so spectacularly that they actually gave up the rights back to Lucas himself, and the EU is reinstated. Like it never happened.

    • @jamiebraswell5520
      @jamiebraswell5520 5 років тому +15

      I sure am glad that I knew Disney would ruin it way back in 2014 or whenever the buyout happened. I never gave them a dime for this trash.

    • @rickhunter6513
      @rickhunter6513 5 років тому +32

      This is not a trilogy. These are three separate movies that have nothing to do with each other.

  • @rollercoaster478
    @rollercoaster478 5 років тому +109

    Ok, Palps created a clone Snoke, right? But how does he control him? How is Snoke so powerful with the Force? If cloning guaranteed high midichlorian count and being a Force user, then why wouldnt Yoda just clone himself and all the Jedi???

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому +42

      rollercoaster478 or why did Palpatine not clone Vader in order to have the high midichlorian count but with the added benefit of the clone being a blank slate, and the possibility to put things like biochips or meddle with its gene to make it more obedient, or even more powerful.

    • @rollercoaster478
      @rollercoaster478 5 років тому +34

      @@nathanjora7627 exactly, a plot hole within a plot hole. A plotholeception.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому +9

      rollercoaster478 We have to go deeper !

    • @dddvvv7038
      @dddvvv7038 5 років тому

      He said he controlled snoke through the force

    • @jordan2927
      @jordan2927 5 років тому +7

      Maybe the DNA template for Snoke was from a pretty powerful force sensitive that Palps killed. I'm grasping at straws for explanations lol you're really forced to with this shit.
      It was really a cop out because Rian spunked his load and killed off the intended villian of the trilogy too early.

  • @culmo80
    @culmo80 5 років тому +103

    So they exiled the Expanded Universe material to the "Legends" Realm but then they took characters and plot points from the Expanded Universe and somehow made it worse!

    • @kiltedcripple
      @kiltedcripple 5 років тому +2

      Not "somehow," that was the goal! Abramsvision!

    • @rogersstinson4019
      @rogersstinson4019 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/gfX8RGVvJt8/v-deo.html

    • @rogersstinson4019
      @rogersstinson4019 4 роки тому +1

      You should be happy that something from legends is now canon again!

    • @punishedvenomsnake716
      @punishedvenomsnake716 4 роки тому +12

      @@rogersstinson4019
      No. They need to leave Legends alone and stop ripping it off and come up with their own shit. That was the whole point of giving the fanbase a massive 'fuck you' by throwing the EU in the trash. Time for these retards to try to come with some shit on their own

  • @colebuckon3856
    @colebuckon3856 5 років тому +18

    When I first watched that preview clip, where Palpatine revealed that he was the voice in Ben’s head, I thought it was a sloppy way to patch the trilogy, but I was open to see how it’d pan out in practice. Now, I’m just baffled. The movie includes no explanations and a nonsensical plan.
    Also, side bar: the new Chewbacca (Jonas Suotamo) nailed his performance. When he grieves for Leia, you can really feel his anguish.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому

      Chewbaca was the best character in this movie.

    • @colebuckon3856
      @colebuckon3856 5 років тому

      Jamal Patterson That didn’t make a lot of sense to me, either. I rationalize it by assuming that he was jumping the gun by blowing the charges when he did, perhaps hoping that the blasts would kill Ren (since, once Ren knew he was there, the bowcaster wouldn’t do him much good).

  • @kumonmisdrunkest
    @kumonmisdrunkest 5 років тому +95

    Disney: Lets take different parts of Legends, and make it *shit*
    JJ: It will be done my lord.

  • @Btn1136
    @Btn1136 5 років тому +28

    There is a scene where someone says “somehow Palpatine survived” and I swear the actor doesn’t even believe what he’s saying.

    • @homersimpson8244
      @homersimpson8244 5 років тому +3

      Brian N and when palpatine tells ray to strike him down it feels like he has no idea why he wants her to do it

    • @johnfouse6847
      @johnfouse6847 5 років тому

      Are characters seriously calling him "Palpatine" when he hadn't gone by that name in 50 years?

    • @EvilPurpleDragon
      @EvilPurpleDragon 5 років тому

      John Fouse the public didn’t know him as Darth Sidious

    • @johnfouse6847
      @johnfouse6847 5 років тому +7

      No, they knew him as "The Emperor"

    • @tds8675
      @tds8675 5 років тому

      @@johnfouse6847 Emporer Palpatine. Is was a publically declared moment at the end of Episode III that he went form supreme chancellor to the emperor. Everyone knows who Palpatine is.

  • @tonytg9099
    @tonytg9099 5 років тому +92

    Is Palpatine more deader now?

    • @robertcraigashby9836
      @robertcraigashby9836 5 років тому +8

      Maybe he could survive it. He did before apparently and isn't a clone I guess............ LOL. What a shit show.

    • @jaycampbell6402
      @jaycampbell6402 5 років тому +14

      “It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.” - opps, wrong movie.

    • @SH-fx6ks
      @SH-fx6ks 5 років тому +1

      Who knows. If he used essence transfer the first time then there's no reason to believe he's dead.

    • @colz848
      @colz848 5 років тому

      Reminded me of month python and the parrot scetch

    • @DelC90
      @DelC90 4 роки тому

      The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, many consider to be .....unnatural

  • @Beretic805
    @Beretic805 5 років тому +47

    Everyone remember the build up for Snoke and what a dupsterfire that was

  • @Gharon
    @Gharon 5 років тому +91

    There is more cohesion and logic in the fever dream of a schizophrenic than there is in this movie.

  • @cafecomescrita
    @cafecomescrita 5 років тому +77

    I hate Disney for what they have done to Star Wars.

    • @mattshanley6755
      @mattshanley6755 5 років тому +3

      I have always hated Disney. So when I first heard they were taking over, I knew it was over

    • @stephaniejohnson1151
      @stephaniejohnson1151 2 роки тому

      I agree

    • @mikesirman3148
      @mikesirman3148 2 роки тому

      Yeah this Disney non-fan fiction is lame

    • @teabagger0871
      @teabagger0871 2 роки тому

      They didnt do anything that was canon outside of Rogue One, the main story ended with episode 6

  • @aa-fw5ig
    @aa-fw5ig 5 років тому +219

    Just realized: Rey thinks having kissed Ben means that they are married now...

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 5 років тому +70

      a a
      Then wouldn’t her name be Rey Solo? Either way, it sucks.

    • @armandomoreno2284
      @armandomoreno2284 5 років тому +11

      LOL

    • @kingoscar5884
      @kingoscar5884 5 років тому +9

      Meta FanWing true

    • @aa-fw5ig
      @aa-fw5ig 5 років тому +17

      @@MetaFanWing ah, you right! She must have gotten that wrong as well...

    • @tmac731
      @tmac731 5 років тому +24

      Imagine if rey and Kylo had a baby. This is the great grand child of Anakin and palpatine. This is too damn powerful

  • @nevertrustatory9412
    @nevertrustatory9412 5 років тому +225

    It’s not just a movie. It’s an insult to our intelligence.

    • @RockBrentwood
      @RockBrentwood 5 років тому +3

      Try again. You got it backwards. The leftists (and Chinese Communists), the woke, the TLJ [ex]shills hate it, because it got dewoked. You can see that clearly in the reviews (58% on RT, with the main theme being 'they took away our TLJ woke!'). You just put yourself in their crowd. Welcome to the group. Meanwhile ... Hong Kong likes it (South China Morning Post: 4.5/5 stars), the US audience too (86%, 50% being 5/5 stars); UA-cam SW influencers, like Zeroh, Star Wars Theory gave it thumbs up; and even HISHE "How It Should Have Ended" has given it generally positive reviews ... while you and the Old Fart "their on-switch still stuck on" Crowd, like Neur[d]otic, Doomco[u]ck, pull off a Wrong Way Marshall and run the ball into all your own endzone ua-cam.com/video/PWrUiRvvBmw/v-deo.html getting those 'way to go' pats on the back from the San Francisco crowd. The movie's going down as another Orville, while you're all going down as another of the Discovery-shill crowd.

    • @RogersRoger
      @RogersRoger 5 років тому +9

      @@RockBrentwood except that RT score is obvious bs. hasnt changed since just 2 k reviews. 30k more people voted and the score hasnt shifted at all. Imdb and metacritic have low scores for it. Totally legit.

    • @yurihageshi8008
      @yurihageshi8008 5 років тому +1

      @@RockBrentwood I'm no fan of doom cock or nerdrotic. Deifying Lucas is a fail for me. I maintain Lucas should take his mouse money and make new IP. Not like Reds though

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 5 років тому +1

      B-but it's just magic space wizards! Don't ask questions!

    • @tacticalbondsh
      @tacticalbondsh 5 років тому +2

      @@RockBrentwood did you just have a stroke?

  • @mascamuelassmith8088
    @mascamuelassmith8088 5 років тому +350

    My favorite part of the movie was the end
    Because it was the end of it

    • @alphasierrazulu
      @alphasierrazulu 5 років тому +21

      "It's over, Sam...it's finally over."

    • @trinktmalnent7744
      @trinktmalnent7744 5 років тому +14

      Yes, Mr. Frodo ... it's over now.

    • @donniejefferson9554
      @donniejefferson9554 5 років тому +4

      I really enjoyed the big blue laser shooting into the sky. When I think star wars, I think big blue laser. What an original and never before seen idea for them to use. I'm just so impressed with the creativity behind this movie

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому +6

      I hated that end part. Just felt really random and unfitting for her to just say "I'm a Skywalker!". I actually would've liked it better if she were like, "Yeah, I'm Rey Palpatine. And there's nothing wrong with that.". Because that would actually be interesting.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому

      Lol, the ending thing really did start to feel a bit like Return of The King. I did like her coming back to Luke's hut and burying the lightsabers there

  • @75JUNAKI
    @75JUNAKI 5 років тому +42

    Thor Skywalker: So what was your plan again?
    Kathleen and JJ and RJ: what plan?

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI 5 років тому

      Blake Tyson
      Oh yes they are

    • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
      @tHeWasTeDYouTh 5 років тому +5

      Dave, did I ever tell you about Kathleen Kennedy? She was a pupil of mine, before the dark times, before Disney, until she turned to evil. She betrayed me and helped the Mouse kill Star Wars.
      >And she was a good friend.

  • @MikeBonefig
    @MikeBonefig 5 років тому +19

    Palpatine: "Surprise! It was me all along!"
    Jim Ross: "Oh son of a b****!"

  • @Addywastaken621
    @Addywastaken621 5 років тому +37

    “If you haven’t seen the movie yet and don’t want anything ruined, click away now.”
    Implying there’s anything left to ruin.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому

      Yeah, pretty much everything was already shown in the trailers. *nothing* could surprise us except with how bad things could get.

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 5 років тому

      The movie was ruined long before its release.

  • @agentcarter2219
    @agentcarter2219 5 років тому +299

    Almost everything in this movie makes no sense. That is what happens when you have a trilogy with no plot.

    • @tommyanomaly6193
      @tommyanomaly6193 5 років тому +1

      It's about redemption and forgiveness. Everything else in all of the Star Wars films are just plot devices meant to support these basic themes.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +34

      WORLD'S BEST That doesn’t change the fact that this is the trilogy with the weakest plot and clearly not well thought-out.

    • @tommyanomaly6193
      @tommyanomaly6193 5 років тому

      @@ForceMaximus84 You could say that about every Star Wars movie going back to 1977.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +29

      WORLD'S BEST Keep telling yourself that.

    • @GreyForceTK
      @GreyForceTK 5 років тому +30

      Shocking how the standards of story telling have dropped so low that many just do not understand when they are creating or observing garbage.

  • @faisalmemon285
    @faisalmemon285 5 років тому +44

    I’m wondering if Daisy Ridley was ever told or knew that she was a Palpatine throughout the filming of the trilogy? She kind of behaves like “Oh...ok...so my grandfather is Palpatine. Finally they told me during the filming of Rise of Skywalker. So wait....why is it rise of Skywalker? Apparently I’m not a Skywalker. Also I should re-watch the OT so I know who Palpatine is.”

    • @ArdaSReal
      @ArdaSReal 4 роки тому +8

      I think she said some where that they were still thinking about it while filming, the even wanted to make her a kenobi

    • @danballe
      @danballe 4 роки тому +5

      Now we ALL KNOW that it was a contrived mess.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Рік тому

      She didn't even know while they were filming the movie that contained that bit of information. She's said not knowing anything about her character made it tough to play the role. In other words, even Daisy Ridley thinks Rey is a bad character because she's a complete cipher we hardly know anything about.

  • @jsmitty2047
    @jsmitty2047 5 років тому +67

    Spoilers don’t ruin the movie. Disney beat you to that years ago

    • @ll-SNARL-ll
      @ll-SNARL-ll 5 років тому +1

      Ikr i have no intention of ever seeing it ... & i'm piecing together the "plot"(if we can use that word) and well it sounds stupendous!! 😃😂 disney upchucked this half baked pos more spectacularly than i cud ever imagine ... tell me about the space horsies 😄😃😀

  • @Asemafilmi
    @Asemafilmi 5 років тому +421

    JJ Abrams didin't deliver a good backstory? NO KIDDING???
    I find it curious that everyone keeps saying Rian Johnson ruined JJ's vision for Snoke. I'm sorry guys but if JJ had any idea for Snoke's backstory, he would have told it in The Force Awakens. Yet he did, because he didn't have it. Snoke was just a new Emperor and that's it. Just like he didn't feel there was a need to explain why the republic was suddenly ruined just 30 years after the fall of Empire.
    I think everyone needs to start accepting the fact that JJ Abrams just isn't that good of a writer.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +29

      Asemafilmi He isn’t, but everyone hoped that TLJ would explain a few things, but it didn’t, and that’s when it became more apparent and the praise for TFA started to wane. TLJ is just as guilty for providing no explanation or not enough to be able to go along with it.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +15

      RuyLopezQB6 None of this would’ve been a problem if they got Lucas and Filloni to hammer out the script with Arndt and gave them the proper time. He already had the damn outlines for them.

    • @killgriffinnow
      @killgriffinnow 5 років тому +27

      HOLY CRAP WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SEEM CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU JUST SAID. I've been saying this for 4 years and keep hitting the same stale, Jar Jar Abrams defending talking points.

    • @WOranos
      @WOranos 5 років тому +23

      Not to defend Jar Jar Abrams, but it would have been foolish for him to reveal his long term plans for Snoke in the first movie. That's something that should have been revealed slowly over the entire trilogy. Dumping everything up front in the first film would have been a colossal mistake. But it's all academic anyway since Round Head Rian Johnson took a bantha-sized dump on whatever story elements Jar Jar might have set up. As far as I'm concerned, both directors are grossly incompetent storytellers and should be thrown down a deep, dark well for their abuse of the franchise.

    • @owcarnia
      @owcarnia 5 років тому +6

      If only there was a way to communicate over a distance for Rian & JJ...

  • @DreamerSouls
    @DreamerSouls 5 років тому +45

    "I'll just use the force to heal my broken body"
    Wobbly force noises: WooOOooOOoooOOooOO

    • @supercatush
      @supercatush 5 років тому +8

      "Take a while, that will mmmmh" 😏

    • @DreamerSouls
      @DreamerSouls 5 років тому +7

      you be quiet, (continues)😒

  • @immortallix
    @immortallix 5 років тому +35

    Palpy realized there was nowhere for the story to go after the last jedi so he decided to come back for the lols

  • @bnb7094
    @bnb7094 5 років тому +11

    I've watched allot of videos on this subject and you sir by far make the most sense out of everyone.
    Thank you!
    The simple truth is they did not tell a story that makes sense. They told a story they thought would make the most money.
    As a fan I wish they cared to tell a proper story. I know they can, I've seen them do it.

  • @proevoisace7
    @proevoisace7 5 років тому +66

    This could have been cleared up with one line "did I ever tell you the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?"

    • @proevoisace7
      @proevoisace7 5 років тому +9

      @Shane Peterson I just cant believe they have a set up so great as to why palpatine would be back and they dont take it, even worse why didnt they make plagueis the big bad of this trilogy, it makes sense and would have been epic, ok luke took out palpatine but plagueis has been waiting all this time and he would be a much more dangerous threat, I liked the force awakens and rise of skywalker but as a whole the sequels are a massive let down

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 5 років тому +2

      I could see a future fanedit where someone could edit in that line from ROTS when Kylo meets Palpatine. Would work alot better and explain why he had to be completely disintegrated.

    • @shockwave2291
      @shockwave2291 5 років тому

      Actually would’ve been a great way to introduce Plagueis as the big bad, and get people to watch the Prequels again.

    • @proevoisace7
      @proevoisace7 5 років тому

      @@shockwave2291 plagueis was the obvious choice, put him in place of snoke, show him turning Ben and luke realising the sith weren't actually gone, could have gone deep into the lore whilst tying everything together

  • @steffis9806
    @steffis9806 5 років тому +210

    I hate this whole "bringing Palpatine back"... We could have gotten Plagueis... So disappointing.

    • @Oxygen97
      @Oxygen97 5 років тому +5

      Yet, I bet you were hyped asf just like everyone else when you heard him in the trailer lol...

    • @Crustyfart123
      @Crustyfart123 5 років тому +10

      @@Oxygen97 I think most people felt brief hype then they realised how retarded it is to bring him back

    • @davetycho8330
      @davetycho8330 5 років тому +1

      Plageius would have been just as bad as bringing back Palpatine.

    • @austingrist7467
      @austingrist7467 5 років тому +6

      That would've required them using actual good stories from the EU books and comics that had a nice laid out plot, characters, and fan service everyone would've just dumped money trucks for. Instead, this fucking JJ Hollywood hack uses whatever the original trilogy did

    • @mikek32
      @mikek32 5 років тому +4

      @@austingrist7467 Exactly. Kathleen Kennedy whined about how much harder it is to make a Star Wars movie than an MCU movie because there's no source material. The EU is loaded with great stories and characters that could have been used to establish a three film arc that could easily be continued in further installments. There's no way they paid that much money for the franchise just to put out three movies.

  • @fabian268
    @fabian268 5 років тому +269

    Spoilers:
    Not enough people are talking about how this movie is literally dark empire. Seemingly through clones and essence transfer, sidious actually survived, ultimately making vader’s sacrifice meaningless, and now he’s trying to convert the main good guy to his side as a replacement for vader, comes close, but ends up failing as two force users with a close bond kill him for good after his speech with the message of being the embodiment of the darkside by turning his own powers that were previously destroying a large rebel fleet against him, making him kill himself. It’s literally the same thing

    • @karkha2894
      @karkha2894 5 років тому +29

      I wouldn't say Anikin's sacrifice was meaningless in both canon and legends because the fact that he saved his son and turned from the Dark side was the most important part of his story. His story main point was never about killing palp or balancing the force so much but showing that even the most evil people can be redeemed and forgiven. You have to view Anikin's story as a classic redemption story. But yeah Episode 9 is Dark empire just without Luke as the main character.

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 5 років тому +11

      @@karkha2894 Yeah, my head canon ending would be Luke remaking the Jedi Order and lived happily ever after with his friends and family. The end.

    • @FearLessWander
      @FearLessWander 5 років тому +6

      I felt it was dark empire mixed with some operation cinder.

    • @fabian268
      @fabian268 5 років тому

      Don_La_Da can’t say i’ve read the latter so i won’t comment on that

    • @FearLessWander
      @FearLessWander 5 років тому +1

      Fabian starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Operation:_Cinder

  • @hiderunbride8431
    @hiderunbride8431 5 років тому +49

    I want a separate Jar jar Binks trilogy.

    • @ll-SNARL-ll
      @ll-SNARL-ll 5 років тому +1

      Might as well Jar Jars annual Christmas Cash Grab!! Lmao

    • @cccccccsssss
      @cccccccsssss 4 роки тому +6

      I want a Gonk Droid trilogy

    • @emperorpawpateen.9992
      @emperorpawpateen.9992 3 роки тому +2

      The Mouse Droid Chronicles

    • @Anderson_101
      @Anderson_101 3 роки тому +1

      Be careful of what you wish for… because Disney.

    • @NeilCWCampbell
      @NeilCWCampbell 3 роки тому +1

      Darth jar jar you mean

  • @AlexJones-ue1ll
    @AlexJones-ue1ll 5 років тому +171

    Palpatine wants Rey to strike him down, so that his spirit can take controll of her.
    Rey kills Palpatine.
    ... so why did he not finish his plan then? o0 It doesn't matter what Jar Jar tries to pull here and misdirect the viewer and try to make them forget. Rey kills Palpatine, so he should take control of her and win ... .
    Don't go and tell me it has to be with a light saber, because that would literally make no difference. And if he knew he was no longer able to have his spirit control a *weakend* Rey, when then did he not just stop shooting lightning? The whole finale makes not sense at all.

    • @thecherrysviewthecherrysvi3187
      @thecherrysviewthecherrysvi3187 5 років тому +11

      Technically he in a sense killed himself because she didnt strike him down just reflected his lighting. Thats just how ibsee but ya

    • @manuxx3543
      @manuxx3543 5 років тому

      Is it like game of throne s8 ?
      Where for the characters in universe and a lot of the viewers, it's bran on the throne "yeah good guys won"
      But if you think about it, the good characters that won isn't really himself, he could be slowly or totally possesed (bran by the conciouness of the children of the forest/3eye raven, rey by palps)
      Which give another interpretation, where the bad guys could have won too, but it's as ambiguous as the ending of "the thing"

    • @AlexJones-ue1ll
      @AlexJones-ue1ll 5 років тому +7

      @@manuxx3543 I would actually give some respect to either GoT or Star Wars if they had revealed in the last scene that Bran/Rey would be indeed be possessed and that evil won.
      But that would never happen with Disney and D&D where just to dumb to come up with that idea.

    • @manuxx3543
      @manuxx3543 5 років тому +2

      @@AlexJones-ue1ll I think that's what was implied for the Got ending by R.R Martin but D&D didn't caught nor understand it, and it's the only logical reason i see for bran to be the one on the throne in GRRM mind
      I guess we'll see if the books are finished one day
      It made me think of it there with rey, it's certainly not the intended ending for Star wars 9 yes, but hey, give me an opening for interpretation and i'll fill it to compensate the dread i feel. Maybe at least one "what if" comic will pop up on that possibility, it would be fun to see

    • @caffineandshiny
      @caffineandshiny 5 років тому +2

      @@manuxx3543 I honestly dont think so. GRR Martin has said the ending is bittersweet and used Lord ofthe Rings as an example of what he means by bittersweet. Having a bad guy be in charge at the end would not be bittersweet. Having no one win could be though.

  • @vetarlittorf1807
    @vetarlittorf1807 5 років тому +27

    In the New Canon, Palpatine had a contingency plan to destroy the Empire in case he ever died. What exactly was the point of doing that if he planned on returning back from the dead?

    • @muhaoai4693
      @muhaoai4693 5 років тому

      @Greg Elchert I know, right? At least when Hasbro came up with their version to create a massive backstory for the Transformers and compiled it into something called the Binder of Revelation, they clearly put a lot of time, effort and imagination into it.
      But then most of the writers for the various media of that time (e.g. Transformers Prime, Rescue Bots, the novels) just went, "Nah, screw that. Who wants to be tied down by some big continuity?"

    • @shockwave2291
      @shockwave2291 5 років тому +1

      The contingency plan was “start a new regime in the Unknown Regions and wing-it for 30 years until I can reveal to everyone that it was me all along!!!”

    • @muhaoai4693
      @muhaoai4693 5 років тому +1

      @@shockwave2291 Which means that everything in EA/Dice's Battlefront 2 was a goddamn waste of time. So much for synergy.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 років тому

      Muhao Ai You know there is something wrong when it’s the EA product that is wasted because of something else than the product itself.

    • @muhaoai4693
      @muhaoai4693 5 років тому +1

      @@nathanjora7627 Yeah. I didn't buy Battlefront 2 because I hate EA so much, but I pity anyone who actually got invested in the story of the campaign mode. I actually kind of liked that Palpatine resolved to destroy the Empire if he ever died, because it feels like the kind of sheer spiteful move he'd pull.

  • @cabrondemente1
    @cabrondemente1 5 років тому +17

    Han Solo: Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?
    Poe Dameron: *_Lightspeed skipping!_*

    • @ll-SNARL-ll
      @ll-SNARL-ll 5 років тому

      buckle this . ..LUDICROUS SPEED!!! GO!!! 😃😄

  • @EmperorRyu1
    @EmperorRyu1 5 років тому +42

    When Snoke was torturing Rey, Palpatine's theme did play. Doubt that is relevant, but, just pointing it out.

    • @Smerpyderp
      @Smerpyderp 4 роки тому +5

      Makes sense. He is a discount Palpatine. They couldn’t have gone with someone like Thrawn or something. Nope. They had to simply rehash what better people have already made

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 Рік тому

      Yeah, and Palpatine is nowhere to be mentioned in the 7th and 8th episodes, and Snoke should have his own theme and have the motive to destroy the Galaxy as an antithesis of Palpatine ruling it.

  • @Zacharydderrick
    @Zacharydderrick 5 років тому +23

    IMO, stating that Palpatine's return was the plan from the beginning is so much worse than stating that you had no plan. That means that you had a plan and couldn't pull it off, regardless of budget. When Lucas owned the franchise, at least you had the creator of the story steering the ship. This was a part of him. Lucas made some judgement errors in movie making, but he's a great storyteller. Abrams is not a great storyteller IMO. Visually he makes good stuff but his projects have never, imo, told great stories.
    Lost was great in the beginning, but by the end I was thinking "WTF was that?"
    Johnson is probably better storyteller over all, but his attempt to make something interesting after Force Awakens was difficult, kind of like making a sandwich out of random leftovers in the fridge.
    Kennedy didn't seem to have a real grasp on the story she took control of.
    Here's my take on a more interesting final trilogy:
    Ep VII: Luke tries to rebuild Jedi order (take cues from story told in Last Jedi). He assembles Padawans for training, his nephew Ben being star student. However, Ben is aloof and unfocused (like his Uncle and Grandfather, who he becomes obsessed with). Ben's training is troubled. Ben is dead set on the image of Vader as his Grandfather, Luke tries to help him see Anakin (insert guidance from Obi Wan,Yoda, Anakin, Qui Gon force ghosts) exacerbated by the estranged relationship of his parents (Han is largely absent). Meanwhile, we get to see how the remnants of the Empire work to morph into the First Order (instead of "here's the Empire 2.0" we got in Force Awakens, this time with more red stuff and a Death Planet instead of Death Star.) Leia senses trouble with Ben, tries to council him to no avail. Then we find Rey (probably Leia finds her). Leia brings Rey to Luke for training (Leia can sense the force in Rey). She trains well, Ben becomes jealous and runs away. Han comes into the story after Luke/Leia ask for his help finding Ben. First Order grows.
    Ep VIII: Rey continues to train and get skilled (gets rid of her as a Mary Sue). This is probably where I'd introduce Finn. Ben runs into dark side influence (maybe Palpatine from beyond grave, but I'll never be ok with Palpatine being alive as it ruins the dramatic action of Return of the Jedi. I think a better route is to keep Snoke but have him created out of the dark side of force from Palapatine's, referred to as Sidious, and Plagueis' energy, or something). He seduces Ben and calls him Kylo Ren. Ben gets to fulfill his fantasy of being Vader. First Order grows more. Kylo Ren kills Padawans (or maybe converts some to the Knights of Ren) , Luke sacrifices himself to save Rey. Han goes to talk some sense to Ben, Ben kills him. Chewie goes ape on the knights. Rey and Leia are now the "new hope". Rey's linage is revealed (I still think somehow related to Obi Wan is my favorite).
    Ep IX: Ben lures Rey to Snoke (Snoke's orders). First Order occupies the Republic. Ben lives in Vader's old castle. There he is visited by Anakin Force Ghost, setting him straight about Vader. Ben goes back to Snoke to save Rey, kills Snoke but sacrifices himself. Leia, Finn, Rose, Poe heroically save the Republic from the First order (No Death Starish things please). Leia dies in the process (big sad funeral). Rey is visited by pantheon of force ghosts (or maybe just Luke) where the meaning of force balance is explained. There is no more Jedi, no more Sith. A more direct access to the will of the Force is given to Rey. She is charged with shepherding the galaxy toward that balance. Chewie and Lando fly the Falcon off into the sunset.
    Then the Ewoks throw a party!

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 2 роки тому

      Ahh yes, cant forget the ewoks XD

    • @avalond1193
      @avalond1193 Рік тому +1

      The problem with that is you have men helping a d saving Rey a big no no for Kathleen feminist Kennedy

    • @Zacharydderrick
      @Zacharydderrick Рік тому

      @@avalond1193 You are right. Serve the story or serve the agenda? Rick Rubin once said that he makes art for himself not to please others and by doing so he produces art that more people will enjoy. Wish Kennedy had a grasp on this.

  • @MrDanjg4
    @MrDanjg4 5 років тому +6

    Thor, never change. It's always a pleasure to hear your insightful thoughts surrounding Star Wars and I feel like you are one of the few if not the only UA-camr that has a sense of the overarching story and the ideas/themes that George Lucas wanted. That's why I love watching your videos.

  • @diamondrattler7453
    @diamondrattler7453 5 років тому +99

    Bad storytelling. All around. This trilogy is a joke.

    • @thataintnomoonsucka
      @thataintnomoonsucka 5 років тому +4

      I have friends that like this movie and say it's being negative. I must have walked into the wrong theater because what I saw was garbage.

    • @kinggordoproductions6203
      @kinggordoproductions6203 5 років тому

      And there in lies the fundamental problem with this film: BAD STORYTELLING

    • @robertcraigashby9836
      @robertcraigashby9836 5 років тому

      @@kinggordoproductions6203 "Star Wars episode 9: The Quest for nothing to see here"

  • @rising2586
    @rising2586 5 років тому +22

    The thing that stuck out to me the most about Palpatine was the fact he said he was "all the sith" cus you know the Sith are so well know for sharing their power.

    • @the_headless_horseman9682
      @the_headless_horseman9682 5 років тому +1

      To me it made more sense then what Rey said. And the reason is that ever since the rule of two has been established the Sith apprentice had to become more powerful than his/her master. So I saw what he said as I have the power of all the Sith before me cause each new Sith Lord was/had to be more powerful than the last.

  • @VeNate13
    @VeNate13 5 років тому +42

    Not only does Palpatine’s return not make sense, the whole movie doesn’t make sense!

    • @Luna-gg1gf
      @Luna-gg1gf 5 років тому +1

      It really doesn’t. Wait til you come around to thinking about snoke in the throne room and how that was palpatine the whole time. He didn’t have any idea who rey was in that moment but he had this whole master plan from the beginning about using her and Kylo.??

  • @MikeSidious
    @MikeSidious 5 років тому +58

    If Palpatine is in Kylo's head, why does he need to send out a "broadcast"

    • @thorskywalker
      @thorskywalker  5 років тому +22

      A really good question...

    • @Bacontats
      @Bacontats 5 років тому +22

      Thor Skywalker because standard text messaging charges apply.

    • @TheLFB
      @TheLFB 5 років тому +4

      Thor Skywalker For another time

    • @beyerch
      @beyerch 5 років тому +4

      *sssshhhhhhh* don't look behind the curtain...... *ssssshhhhhhhh*

    • @banishedbr
      @banishedbr 5 років тому +2

      if you start questioning every minute of the movie, JarJar will be unnemployed for life you know ^^

  • @caffineandshiny
    @caffineandshiny 5 років тому +15

    I love that you point out how all these questions are being left for good writers down the road to fix and explain. My question is why those writers werent in charge to begin with.

    • @caffineandshiny
      @caffineandshiny 5 років тому +4

      @Greg Elchert Or imagine if they hired someone like Chris Avellone or Drew Karpyshan for the KOTOR trilogy they are going to do.

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 5 років тому +1

      @@caffineandshiny If they do do that...That is probaly the smartest thing they could of done.

  • @robby_fulton
    @robby_fulton 5 років тому +43

    This entire trilogy was completely pointless. Nothing is different now from how things were at the end of Return of the Jedi.

    • @thewallcometh1444
      @thewallcometh1444 5 років тому +16

      Everything is different from RotJ. In RotJ, Vader redeemed himself by killing Palp. He basically apologized to Luke and expressed his love for his son and daughter before death. But in TRoS, nothing Vader did matters because it turns out Vader didn't actually kill Palp because Palp is still alive. The entire Lucas storyline, Ep 1 thru 6, became inconsequential because it was about the rise, fall, and rise of Anakin Skywalker and how LOVE redeemed him. But since Palp lived, Vader's story doesn't matter at all. Total BS from Disney. In the end, instead of an actual Skywalker being the hero, it turns out the real hero is a Palpatine...all she did was change her name. In the end, a Palpatine wins, not a Skywalker. F*** Disney.

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa 5 років тому +13

    "It's just a prank, bro."
    -Emperor Palpatine

  • @michaelmullaney6388
    @michaelmullaney6388 5 років тому +99

    honestly, the way that they could fix all of this: Palpatine: A Star Wars Story

    • @victorgalvan406
      @victorgalvan406 5 років тому

      There is a book: Palpatine.

    • @bubba11340
      @bubba11340 5 років тому

      The Cade Skywalker trilogy

    • @TheLexiconDevils
      @TheLexiconDevils 4 роки тому

      If they just made a bunch of Star Wars story movies they wouldn’t have anything to fix.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +1

      you know what if disney just set their trilogy in a distant future where all the old heroes died then as fans we would embrace these one off side story movies like solo rogue one kenobi and maybe even a palpatine movie because we know its the last time we would see these characters on screen alive and we would be hyped for them instead of groaning...they really should of thought about that if they wanted to do side story movies....like bro we just saw han die we don't need a movie on him..no ones in the mood for that

  • @Isnit_lovely
    @Isnit_lovely 5 років тому +49

    The sad thing is that we treated these sequal trilogy characters with far more respect than their creators ever did.

    • @eurosensazion
      @eurosensazion 5 років тому +4

      And now they don't care cause of the $$$. When they started/selected they were so hyped. Who wouldn't. Now that they are established in a big budget trilogy, they got paid and life moves on for them. But it is sad as a movie there is zero attachment to these characters.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому +7

      @@eurosensazion Honestly, the disaster of a trilogy probably has tanked the career of at least a few of them.

  • @zeeegeee
    @zeeegeee 5 років тому +1

    This movie is basically the equivalent of if after Frodo throws the one ring in the fires of Mordor to destroy it, years later we learn that it actually got caught on a rock or something on the way down and was never actually destroyed and now someone completely unrelated the Baggins' has to come in and complete the original plot.

  • @markb1961
    @markb1961 5 років тому +23

    Completely failed for me. The thought of him surviving two major events. Like his body exploding and then a double whammy with the Death Star 2 blowing up, makes me sick.

  • @Draconic.
    @Draconic. 5 років тому +153

    Are we really supposed to believe that Palpatine was stupid enough to get killed by his own lightning?
    When last time getting hit by it, getting thrown down, and having a Death Star exploded on him didn't do the trick. Let's face it. It's more than likely that everything in this movie went just about exactly as he planned. Especially since it seems like these promising young Jedi always go down the wrong road sooner or later.

    • @Bacontats
      @Bacontats 5 років тому +27

      Draconic
      Disney logic = double lightsabers in X formation = defeat.
      -X gon give it to ya

    • @nicksanchez440
      @nicksanchez440 5 років тому +5

      i thot the lightning was dumb at first but someone explained it to me and it makes sense - the siths main flaw is their hubris, so his arrogance blinds him and moreover, once it starts deflecting, she’s so close to him that if he stops she’s just gonna slice him so either way he got trapped in that instance

    • @Da_Real_Goblin
      @Da_Real_Goblin 5 років тому +19

      Palpatine: Gets deformed after shooting lighting at a lightsaber
      Also Palpatine: Shoots lightning at lightsabers again and f***ing dies
      You can’t teach old Sith new tricks.

    • @Detac3
      @Detac3 5 років тому +4

      But Disney already stated there will be no more main episodes. This was the end.

    • @ReySkywalker2
      @ReySkywalker2 5 років тому +2

      If he stopped the Lightning, he would’ve been chopped up by Rey. It makes sense.
      Also you could argue that he DID stop shooting the lightning and was just deflecting the lightning, that Rey deflected, back at Rey. This lead to the lightning bouncing back and forth between Sidious and the sabers until he died.

  • @darthqui-gon5986
    @darthqui-gon5986 5 років тому +27

    Lucas has also stated in a recent interview that Sidious is 100% DEAD!!!!!

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 років тому +1

      That was from 2013 and he has a history of changing his mind.

    • @MaxMax-tt6db
      @MaxMax-tt6db 5 років тому +3

      @@achaudhari101 He definitely didn't in this regard though. If he would have brought him back, then anakin too

    • @Bacontats
      @Bacontats 5 років тому +6

      Max Max
      He did an interview in 2017 stating it again, that Anakin was the Chosen One. Being that SW Rebels people were losing their crap cause Dave Filoni created an episode where Obi Wan tells Maul that Luke is the Chosen One.
      And people were confused and concerned and Lucas clarified (also Filoni) that Anakin is the Chosen One, inspired by Luke.
      And that he did fulfill the prophecy. That was right before Ep 8 came out.
      So if he changed his mind, I can’t find that story.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 років тому

      He did plan when he was doing his outlines of his ST back in the 80’s that Palpatine was to come back just not really in the flesh.

    • @cid143tij7
      @cid143tij7 5 років тому +2

      Maybe that's why he wasn't at the premier... he didn't want to see him alive again.

  • @GTTB-227
    @GTTB-227 5 років тому +38

    All in all, this movie can't even fill its own plot holes, let alone keeping the consistency of the whole saga.
    A mess.

  • @Kris-Kash
    @Kris-Kash 5 років тому +65

    If ROS was an apology letter from JJ to the fans, I accept. That said, taken together, the discombobulated Disney Trilogy is now just fan fiction to me. It was really mostly the story and the details that went wrong, they're a mess.
    But to think, had Lucas written the story, perhaps with Filoni or Favreau, and someone else of caliber like R Zemeckis or J Logan or even L Kasdan (under Lucas) written the screenplay, and someone else of caliber like JJ or P Jenkins directed... Where would we be?
    The formula of success for Star Wars starts with a story that is consistent with the Galaxy that George created. I never got there with these movies. (See Luke giving up hope, isolated from his friends, and throwing his dad's lightsaber in the ocean for an example)

    • @shawnblaylock5956
      @shawnblaylock5956 5 років тому +5

      KrisKash
      JJ is a crap Director!
      He ruined Star Trek, AND Star Wars!
      He should be banned from Hollywood forever!
      And Rian Johnson is just a dumbass! All his movies suck! What did they expect?

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому

      JJ is a crap Director!Oh, he's a pretty good director, he's just a terrible writer. The movie was actually very well directed, it's the awful writing that's the problem.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому

      @@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 Nah, his direction is a roller coaster of stupid that goes by fast enough you don't have time to think about what's happening while it's happening. It kills the rewatch value of his movies worse than one of sitting through Shyamalan's twist-dependent movies.

  • @haimish26
    @haimish26 5 років тому +26

    It’s not worth dissecting or analysing. The sequels just don’t make sense and should not be regarded as canon.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому +1

      And yet, I've seen people who defend them. It's like somehow in all the spectacle they manage to avoid putting any real thought into this stuff, yet somehow still try to rationalize all the faults.

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 5 років тому

      @@InfernosReaper The only way you can enjoy the sequel trilogy is if you aren't invested enough in the previous SW films and turned your brain off to ignore the glaring plot holes throughout. A lot of the plot holes in TROS came about from JJ trying to undo TLJ so it's not just a continuity issue with the rest of the series either. The sequel trilogy just falls apart horribly on its own with its nonsensical plot and Mary Sue characters.

  • @MrHawger
    @MrHawger 5 років тому +31

    Palpatine - "Kill me."
    Rey kills him.
    So... did Palpatine get what he wanted?

    • @slimefather695
      @slimefather695 5 років тому

      MrHawger once he pulled their energy he didn’t need her to kill him anymore.

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 5 років тому +10

    This whole movie played like the end of Harry Potter - everything was accomplished with magic, and the ending was a fireworks duel between the big baddie and the hero.

    • @longinuscyclone213
      @longinuscyclone213 5 років тому +1

      huh when you say it like that it really does make sense

    • @Ivan_Berni
      @Ivan_Berni 4 роки тому +5

      Voldemort was a better villan than this evilest palpatine boomer cloner

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 5 років тому +74

    "Why don't we try the Holdo Maneuver!"
    "Don't be silly, that shot was a 1 in a million!"
    -Typical JJ Abrams garbage. Sums up the whole movie

    • @zyxyx6754
      @zyxyx6754 5 років тому +28

      "1 in a million"
      Yet the first order shat their collective pants when they saw holdo gearing up for it.

    • @BasicShapes
      @BasicShapes 5 років тому +12

      @@zyxyx6754 Great point. Like they knew it was a thing.
      "OMG, she's gearing up to do that thing that's almost impossible to do!"
      "You mean point a ship at us and engage a hyperdrive...?
      "YES! DAMMIT ALL HANDS, ABANDON SHIP!!!"

    • @mr.safensound4238
      @mr.safensound4238 5 років тому +8

      Like so many lore breaking ideas, the 'Holdo manoeuvre' could have been explained far more creatively had they really put their minds to it. For example, Holdo's ship had a secret untested feature, that was adapted from something the Empire had been developing...
      And for example, her navi-computer had locked on to the specific coordinates for the enemy ship's Ion engine fusion reactors, that had been hacked previously? Hence on hyperdrive reentry she caused a chain reaction that caused all that destruction? That was just made up in 5 seconds flat, and they've had a number of years to carefully consider this.

    • @alphasierrazulu
      @alphasierrazulu 5 років тому +1

      @@mr.safensound4238 they even could have hand-waved some nonsense about how the tracker enabled her to lock the navicomputer on to the ship and that would have been enough

    • @divinestrike00x78
      @divinestrike00x78 5 років тому +11

      Yeah like why is it 1 in a million though? It seems like just a Kamikaze. Hell the densely Packed fleet on exagal is like the perfect place to do that. The whole holdo maneuver is lore breaking garbage.

  • @briansinger5258
    @briansinger5258 5 років тому +18

    “If you haven’t scene the movie, and _you don’t want it ruin...”_
    Ahahahaha.

    • @UncleGhoulieTv313
      @UncleGhoulieTv313 5 років тому +2

      *seen

    • @eliaspeter7689
      @eliaspeter7689 5 років тому +1

      Jeez.

    • @briansinger5258
      @briansinger5258 5 років тому +1

      If you know what needs to be corrected, then it doesn’t matter: you read it and understood, and the spelling mistake didn’t interfere with that. Your an asshole.

  • @garyrobinson8665
    @garyrobinson8665 5 років тому +29

    Trevorrow said he had no plans to bring palpatine back so that proves it was never in the plans from the start.

    • @ianbuckley3514
      @ianbuckley3514 5 років тому

      Gary Robinson I read somewhere tho that JJ had treatments for the whole trilogy when he was first brought on and micheal arndt or however it’s spelled, then rian and Colin came on later to the project

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 5 років тому +2

      @Greg Elchert So it sounds like he wanted to make a good film with respect, but Disney or Lucasfilm wasn't having none of that.

  • @rainingsnake8422
    @rainingsnake8422 5 років тому +28

    It's literally impossible to explain this movie because it's a hot mess

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому

      why try when you are guaranteed to make 950 million now a days with this title franchise worldwide no matter what as long as its got the budget and characters people care about and isn't a stand alone movie...like you can throw shit up on the screen and it makes 1.8 billion like force awakens did just because of hype and nostalgia....you don't make that kind of money from new people watching that were not fans before..they don't suddenly watch it cause they want to understand this world and watch 6 other films first.....that number comes from the fanboys and people rewatching the film like 5 times in theatres cause they love it so much...I ask after one viewing how anyone can enjoy these disney films..they bore me on first watch ...why spend 100 dollars to rewatch this 6 times?

  • @beatlecristian
    @beatlecristian 5 років тому +60

    So JJ managed to live up to his reputation as a terrible writer for finales.

    • @NhemLee
      @NhemLee 5 років тому +2

      Yea I got Lost vibes. That show started out so good. And I then I literally got lost plot wise

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 років тому +3

      He's a terrible writer in general

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 5 років тому +2

      JJ can't finish anything. I was honestly surprised he had a son, because that would imply he finished something, even as simple as copulation with a woman.

    • @beatlecristian
      @beatlecristian 5 років тому

      MachineMan1992, that is freaking hilarious, 😂

    • @UncleGhoulieTv313
      @UncleGhoulieTv313 5 років тому +1

      Terrible writter and director period

  • @AndersonPEM
    @AndersonPEM 5 років тому +8

    Palpatine went full Rick and uploaded his conciousness to a clone as an emergency protocol in case of his death.

  • @du6167
    @du6167 5 років тому +39

    Yeah, there's ZERO way Palpatine would be okay with "letting someone else rule". I don't believe that for a second. If this is what the movie is alluding to then it's out of character.

    • @dragonknight6435
      @dragonknight6435 5 років тому +9

      White People He wasn’t gonna let her rule though. Since Palpatine would be “possessing” Rey when if she were to strike him down

    • @du6167
      @du6167 5 років тому +3

      @@dragonknight6435 yes, this is what I mean. This is the only scenario that would make sense.

    • @mathmagic10
      @mathmagic10 5 років тому +1

      Question, in return of the Jedi, what was his plan then? He wanted Luke to strike him down too right? But why?

    • @dragonknight6435
      @dragonknight6435 5 років тому

      Timmy Ma Same scenario, I guess...

    • @beyerch
      @beyerch 5 років тому +1

      Yeah kinda like Luke hiding and drinking blue tit milk in a hut while his friends die...... I see a pattern in this trilogy...

  • @KingOfShadows1500
    @KingOfShadows1500 5 років тому +12

    They should have at least used the Legends explanation for Palpatine's return, that explanation being that he made multiple clones of himself prior to his death and transferred his essence in one of them. But then again, it would be unclear why he had to wait 31 years before returning...

  • @groddofwar7464
    @groddofwar7464 5 років тому +61

    Palpatine: "I have an army!"
    Kylo: "We have a Rey!"

    • @donwhiteley3293
      @donwhiteley3293 5 років тому +1

      I mean, they ripped off the end of Endgame, why not rip off the 1st Avengers movie as well? Don't they want to make everything Marvel?

  • @winstonw2020
    @winstonw2020 5 років тому +37

    The way I see it, Star Wars is 6 movies (1-6), Disney Star Wars is 5 movies (Their trilogy, Rogue One and Solo) I consider them two seperate series. Then it makes sense. One is legit, the other is fan fiction. Happy holidays !

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 років тому +1

      No we don’t make it like it’s segregated.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 5 років тому

      Happy holidays to you, too!

    • @ThatWeirdGuyYouKnow
      @ThatWeirdGuyYouKnow 5 років тому +4

      Isn't a fanfic made by actual fans? I'd say this is more like a foolfic.

    • @aramfingal5180
      @aramfingal5180 5 років тому +4

      To me, Rogue One fits in pretty well with the Original Trilogy.

    • @BobbyJr_
      @BobbyJr_ 5 років тому +3

      Rogue One is not fan fiction though. It's a decent movie and it fits perfectly with the original trilogy in my opinion. It's portrayed as a prologue to New Hope after all.

  • @briarrabbit2468
    @briarrabbit2468 5 років тому +61

    This is the Palpatine saga. It is the redemption of the Palpatine lineage and disintegration of the Skywalker lineage. Palpatine lineage kills off the skywalker line and takes over their name. Wtf. Episodes 1-9 is now all about Palpatine. I’m not ok with that. I would be happy to watch a Palpatine saga where there is a redemption story, but not at the expense of the skywalkers.

    • @Oxygen97
      @Oxygen97 5 років тому +2

      Episode 1-6 is Skywalker's saga, not Palpatine's.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 років тому

      I think this was about the families reforming into itself.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +6

      That’s why there is no VII-IX as far as I’m concerned. I traded in my copy of TFA and will not watch Disney’s trilogy ever again.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +2

      Alex Chaudhari Maybe, but not being at the expense of the ACTUAL Skywalkers would’ve been nice. Either the actual Skywalkers survive or nobody does is how it should be.

    • @achaudhari101
      @achaudhari101 5 років тому

      @@ForceMaximus84 Not really. I expected a buking of tradition in some form one way or another as SW had for better or for worse, Romeo and Juliet like beliefs in it. Why be in denial over the Sequel Trilogy existing?

  • @monody
    @monody 5 років тому +15

    How is it Palpatine doesn't know they are a "diad" when the force connection between Rey and Ben was said to be caused by Snoke connecting the two. When Snoke is supposed to be Plapatine's clone or puppet, that's yet another plot hole.

    • @Shipwreck15151
      @Shipwreck15151 2 роки тому +1

      There are less holes there were dug in the movie “Holes” than there are plot holes in one of these stupid movies.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Рік тому +1

      There's more hole than plot. Why does Palpatine want anyone's body when he can clone people? Just clone Rey and be done with it.

  • @wtk6069
    @wtk6069 5 років тому +44

    The ending needed Anakin emerging from the force to take down Palpatine again.

    • @RaikenXion
      @RaikenXion 5 років тому +5

      Yes the two go hand in hand, it should have had Anakin come back as force ghost and help in some way Rey in her battle against the emperor. The whole thing is a inconsistent mess.

    • @Ch35h1r3C47
      @Ch35h1r3C47 5 років тому +4

      They even had that sweet concept art of a creepy half-vader-half-anakin force ghost that would have been cool af to see done well. Here's a scenario:
      Rey and Kylo somehow manage to defeat Sidious through teamwork and their bond and only _just_ manage to kill him, but they're exhausted. Palpatine's big evil Sith force ghost comes out, showing how he managed to survive after the Death Star got blown up and the two have no chance against this. Then Rey and Kylo together summon the jedi ghosts led by the creepy anakin one and they together wipe out Sidious' spirit form.
      It's not a great ending, i admit, but then i made this up in 2 minutes and i wasn't paid $5M for it.

    • @navylaks2
      @navylaks2 5 років тому +1

      They could have made a really cool scene with a fight on the Astral plane
      but they went with this crap instead

    • @a.l.p.h.a.6094
      @a.l.p.h.a.6094 5 років тому

      WT Keeton I mean she kind of channels all the Jedi to defeat him, including anakin, but besides that still a bad movie

  • @buskergirl
    @buskergirl 5 років тому +11

    Ian McDiarmid didn't know that he is in it until they started working on TROS... So much about Palpatine being the plan all the time...

  • @b.a.d.wavesradio7314
    @b.a.d.wavesradio7314 5 років тому +10

    Rey: Lightsaber up.
    Palpatine: I got this...a lil force lightening will do the trick.
    Audience:🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @eliaspeter7689
      @eliaspeter7689 5 років тому +1

      When the movie ended, I started to clap. Nobody joined... I wonder why.

  • @belliott538
    @belliott538 5 років тому +13

    All This Story Needs:
    A Heart?
    A Brain?
    Some Courage?
    Buby Slippers?

  • @Balnazzardi
    @Balnazzardi 5 років тому +16

    "The Dark Side of the Force is pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural..."

    • @yellowrose0910
      @yellowrose0910 5 років тому +2

      He's talking about butt-stuff, right?

    •  5 років тому +1

      @@yellowrose0910 LMAO !!!

  • @adamw8734
    @adamw8734 5 років тому +26

    This is what happens when you let 8 year olds write your movies

  • @scottdavis_34
    @scottdavis_34 5 років тому +62

    For me the story ends with ROTJ. The sequel trilogy has just been fan fiction and not very good at that.

    • @banishedbr
      @banishedbr 5 років тому +4

      Fan fiction didn't get paid like this and made a way better job, not only that look at the prior 2012 games, those guys made such incredible games and didn't get money near this Ryan shit and JarJar turd.

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 5 років тому +1

      @@banishedbr Good god was KOTOR good

  • @NWAWskeptic
    @NWAWskeptic 3 роки тому +1

    The logic for his return is the exact same logic the Underwear Gnomes use in step 2 to make a profit from their stolen underwear.