Jeff Allen live at The Upper Room

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  • @shilohauraable
    @shilohauraable 8 місяців тому +21

    I don't care how many times I watch this guy, I wind up in tears laughing 😂! Dear God, thank you for not giving up on Mr. Allen. He brings so much joy to your world! 🤗 ❤

  • @Americalandofthefree
    @Americalandofthefree 5 років тому +441

    It's so refreshing to watch a comedy act that isn't full of vulgar language or disgusting topics. I have enjoyed watching this *CLEAN* brand of comedy from Jeff Allen for many years.

    • @gauchohombre1768
      @gauchohombre1768 4 роки тому +12

      Amen. Regrettably, the vulgar and filthy need comedians of the same.

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 роки тому +15

      Jeff Allen, Sinbad, Bill Engvall and Dennis Gaxiola my favorite comedians. They are great and clean.

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 роки тому +16

      @artist one I also LOVE Jeff for his clean comedy that in my opinion takes more takent.👍👏

    • @yankeegirldownunder1375
      @yankeegirldownunder1375 4 роки тому +5

      Amen

    • @R.J.MacReady1982
      @R.J.MacReady1982 4 роки тому +2

      It's nice! Glad you enjoy it. I like probably a slight more dark style too. I'm sure this guy can be unhinged.

  • @fadeddenims501
    @fadeddenims501 3 роки тому +22

    First person I found in a while who is funny without being dirty! Thank you!

  • @CynthiaLamb-jf2md
    @CynthiaLamb-jf2md Рік тому +6

    I just now discovered this guy. He's almost as old as me and talks about things I can relate to.Very funny!

  • @Lilac21248
    @Lilac21248 3 роки тому +60

    I listened to Jeff so many times I know his jokes by heart and still listening to him. He just speaks and it's feels good. That's what real talent is. Bless you, man!

    • @marionholtzmann6872
      @marionholtzmann6872 Рік тому +2

      I feel the same, too bad that the audience took so long to appreciate his humor.

    • @Manfromron
      @Manfromron Рік тому +1

      Marina, I stumbled upon Jeff's Testimony at a recent prayer breakfast. You might enjoy this at VNCS Franklin TN ttps://ua-cam.com/video/GDeN2dyEWOA/v-deo.html Ron.

    • @marionholtzmann6872
      @marionholtzmann6872 Рік тому +2

      @@Manfromron I recently watched it, I watch everything he puts out 👍

  • @joetengler9251
    @joetengler9251 Рік тому +16

    And if you’ve never heard his testimony, it is awesome

  • @YnseSchaap
    @YnseSchaap 4 роки тому +63

    I just watched an hour long special and after that another one because he's great, turned out to be a talk on how he got saved by faith and how he became a Christian, and now I'm watching another special and if it weren't for this talk i would never have believed he was a devout Christian. Great comedian and person. On the edge but never too far

    • @jewelleryaddict
      @jewelleryaddict 3 роки тому +8

      No reasons christians can't be funny. I am sure God finds much humor in us.

    • @YnseSchaap
      @YnseSchaap 3 роки тому +4

      @@jewelleryaddict I'm sure He does 😁

    • @jerryburger4173
      @jerryburger4173 2 роки тому

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    • @KathyHussey063
      @KathyHussey063 2 роки тому +3

      @@jewelleryaddict God must have a great sense humor & He must love to hear our laughter. I can tell that's true by just observing His creations; things like giraffes, funny meerkats, how baby whales jump up in the ocean & play instinctively and how a bunch of puppies will nip at eachother & wrestle.... Laughter is a wonderful gift from God that allows us to get through the tougher times. It's a special gift for a person to be able to see the humor in everyday life & present that to others in a way that makes them bust out laughing.

    • @mialoveall5812
      @mialoveall5812 8 місяців тому +1

      ❤🙏🏻❤

  • @timothymuhlfeld5886
    @timothymuhlfeld5886 2 роки тому +16

    Best comedy i have seen in 20 years thank you Jeff, I'm a trucker so chances of seeing you live is pretty slim. Love YOUR WORK!!!!GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!

  • @dianac5764
    @dianac5764 Рік тому +5

    Love Jeff. I first found him on Dry Bar Comedy, which I watch every time I need a laugh.

  • @georgewilbur8098
    @georgewilbur8098 4 місяці тому +2

    Love you Jeff I have seen all your shows probably a million times never gets old ..... Thanks for the Laughs .... love ya keep up the good work .

  • @williamgallaher1377
    @williamgallaher1377 5 років тому +31

    I would love to see Jeff Allen in person!!!
    Thank you for sharing.
    Have a great day and live a safe and happy life!!!

  • @MM-qp4db
    @MM-qp4db 4 роки тому +33

    Probably watched this set at least ten times, and never once have I not literally laughed out loud. Jeff, I appreciate your humor, your delivery, and sharing your faith. I pray that God continues to bless you and your family as you continue to bring joy to others.

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource 11 місяців тому +27

    Wow! to do 80 minutes straight of continual home runs was phenomenal! I've heard most of these bits before in smaller pieces but I still laugh out loud because his delivery is so genius and natural.
    I have studied and performed some comedy and seen all the great comics of decades past until today. He has not gotten the recognition he deserves and he has also been through heroic personal and spiritual transformation that he should be really admired for💕

    • @aprilchamberlain1677
      @aprilchamberlain1677 7 місяців тому

      Every time I need a good belly laugh I watch him. I have seen him several times with the same comedy routine but it's still hilarious!! I have watched it so much I can almost quote him word for word. He's just hilarious!!! Love him!!!

  • @viningx21
    @viningx21 5 років тому +43

    Jeff, you are the absolute best!👏👏👏💕

  • @timgiraud7591
    @timgiraud7591 2 роки тому +20

    Watched this several times and still breaks me up, your show is outstanding

  • @deniseward5974
    @deniseward5974 3 роки тому +12

    I just recently started listening to Jeff. And man o man, I laughed so hard my eyes hurt and I thought I was going to pass out. Almost DID. 😆..... 💘 clean comedy

  • @annabailey541
    @annabailey541 4 роки тому +24

    Love the clean comedy,please keep it up

  • @bonniehodges5267
    @bonniehodges5267 4 роки тому +35

    Yes I love Jeff Allen he is a good comedian

  • @sherrilynch3825
    @sherrilynch3825 4 роки тому +40

    Dozed off and woke up to this guy, I've heard many times and laughed hysterically again! He has the gift of "funny"!

    • @notmyrealID
      @notmyrealID 4 роки тому +5

      Same deal with me, autoplay finds good stuff sometimes :)

  • @dorisbonet619
    @dorisbonet619 10 місяців тому +6

    Absolutely love you just because you’re truly funny and don’t need the disgusting language most comedians feel they need to make people laugh. What you do takes awesome skills to me you’re a real comedian. Please don’t change ❤️✝️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 bravo! Thank you

  • @WkdWnch007
    @WkdWnch007 2 роки тому +8

    I'm Pagan and wouldn't mind catching Jeff's show at a church!

  • @elainehoward8822
    @elainehoward8822 4 роки тому +39

    What a great comedian, I really enjoyed his comedy. Xxx

  • @yaniquebeckford1699
    @yaniquebeckford1699 5 років тому +25

    Jeff Allen is the best. My favourite comedian. So hilarious. Lol.😀

  • @blanchegouveia650
    @blanchegouveia650 4 роки тому +24

    Been watching Jeff for 6 months. Just love him he's funny as heck!! Real life is the best comedy.

  • @janetboerema625
    @janetboerema625 3 роки тому +8

    Jeff, you are a great comedian and so real. Hubby and I, married 53 yrs , have had so many instances you talk about which makes it all so funny!

  • @LeenaStark
    @LeenaStark 3 роки тому +22

    In my early 30's and I LOVE this man's comedy. Also --- any human being who is not ashamed nor intimidated of praising the name of God + Jesus, deserves all good things in their life. To God + Jesus belongs all the Glory!

  • @brendatimmons6322
    @brendatimmons6322 3 роки тому +13

    Absolutely luv this guy and am pleased to hear him giving God glory!!! Thank u

  • @jennypocock7896
    @jennypocock7896 3 роки тому +11

    Only just been told about this guy - a stand up comic who doesn't curse and mock everybody?! Refreshing! He's great.

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce 3 роки тому +2

      Look up Dry Bar Comedy. It's a club in Utah that puts every comedians video up on UA-cam and every performance is clean. The bar doesn't serve alcohol so all the crowds r respectful.

  • @1voice4you
    @1voice4you 6 днів тому

    BEEN TOLD TO BE A COMIC ALL MY LIFE, YOU ARE FANTASTIC JEFF& INSPIRING....THANK YOU Cheryl (and we both are BORN AGAIN!) BLESS YOU & TAMMY

  • @Telemakos333
    @Telemakos333 4 роки тому +55

    I can't believe I was just introduced to this guy now he's awesome

    • @susanjohnson9795
      @susanjohnson9795 4 роки тому +5

      I agree I found him 2 days ago.
      I laugh until I can't catch my breath. I'm sharing.

    • @jyow-xe7pw
      @jyow-xe7pw 4 роки тому +2

      Also check out Tim Hawkins, and Brad Stine

  • @michellelindemann9946
    @michellelindemann9946 4 роки тому +28

    VERY funny, THANK YOU for sharing this video I LOVE it! Keeps me laughing which, feels NICE! xx

  • @darinwoody5542
    @darinwoody5542 4 роки тому +64

    That was great. It takes a truly intelligent person to be that funny without the filth. God bless.

    • @scotttucker5306
      @scotttucker5306 3 роки тому +1

      Agree 100%!
      Clean comedy forces you to be intelligent. Any moron can do potty humor!

  • @margonale2780
    @margonale2780 3 роки тому +9

    What a guy. Loved it . Telling the navigation of your life through humor is priceless.

  • @michaelblessington5720
    @michaelblessington5720 3 роки тому +14

    The fact that Jeff Allen can make you laugh without having to be vulgar makes him a great comedian. The fact that he can touch your heart with his open honesty about his life. That makes him a great man.

    • @gregclayton3898
      @gregclayton3898 3 роки тому

      An amazing comedian that can make me laugh without cussing. Really refreshing.

    • @rebeccaatkinson4531
      @rebeccaatkinson4531 2 роки тому

      He reminds me if another great man my friend Dougie

  • @Pch100
    @Pch100 4 роки тому +36

    Laughed so much I was in pain 🤣

  • @oklahomalilly
    @oklahomalilly Рік тому +3

    I loved this. Thanks for sharing the story about your marriage at the end. I love your testimony Jeff. I don’t know if you will look at the comments on here but your testimony gave me goosebumps. And the rest of your show was great. You are such a gifted comedian!❤️

  • @kneadinghands
    @kneadinghands 3 роки тому +17

    OMG!! Hysterical 🤣
    Watched this while soaking in a bathtub ~
    My belly flab splashed water all over the floor, and I think it's going to take a while to recuperate from what happened with the tweezers while laughing...
    So glad his special finally went on to the dry comedy bar...
    Cuz it's rough when the drink squirts out your nose 🤣

  • @dianafelix3290
    @dianafelix3290 3 роки тому +10

    I laugh so hard with Jeff Allen's Comedy I get out of breath. He's my favorite.

    • @dianafelix3290
      @dianafelix3290 3 роки тому +1

      No cursing or filth and still helarious, takes true talent.

    • @joycebrown2449
      @joycebrown2449 11 місяців тому

      ​!!aa+😊qqq🎉

  • @mariemanion6972
    @mariemanion6972 2 роки тому +31

    Thank you Jeff for sharing God's Word, and parts of your personal testimony. May God bless you, your wife, children and grandchildren.

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 11 місяців тому

      GODS ARE MYTHS.

  • @anthonyhazlewood5788
    @anthonyhazlewood5788 4 роки тому +46

    This was a great show and I enjoyed the act immensely, especially as it didn't contain any bad language which isn't really anway... It was good clean humour that the family could enjoy.... Good luck Jeff...

  • @JDs_RandomHandle
    @JDs_RandomHandle 4 роки тому +22

    The handkerchief, so true. I'm 25 while my dad didn't carry one both my grandpa's did and let me tell you, that sound he made when opening the snot rag is 100% true.

    • @keelsmac01
      @keelsmac01 4 роки тому +4

      J R my pops carried one his whole life...never washed them either!

  • @BillWFan01
    @BillWFan01 3 роки тому +12

    He is one of my favourite Christian Comedians around. He is also a Friend of Bill W

    • @bobwoww8384
      @bobwoww8384 8 місяців тому

      Way to front a guy off a hole

  • @TYoungPhDRRT
    @TYoungPhDRRT 4 роки тому +16

    WOW!! Clean and FUNNY comedy...I love this guy!

  • @belindaintexas8789
    @belindaintexas8789 3 роки тому +8

    This guy is great! Never saw him before. Funny as heck!

  • @wheeliemom3079
    @wheeliemom3079 4 роки тому +66

    I think Jeff is so funny, I have watched all his videos and he always makes me laugh.

  • @rickzoehfeld6679
    @rickzoehfeld6679 3 роки тому +9

    Thanks for sharing your Talent with us.I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
    You had the endorphins running thru my body at full speed! Picked up my spirits.
    Keep up the good work for your fans...

  • @debraburt7011
    @debraburt7011 4 роки тому +6

    Amen clean comedy should happen more often

  • @KathyHussey063
    @KathyHussey063 2 роки тому +15

    Love his comedy, it's always full of his funny real life observations, on marriage, on raising kids, having grandchildren, things most people can relate to and his delivery is great,

  • @maggsbufton1969
    @maggsbufton1969 3 роки тому +9

    Best work out ever...and the most fun...literally laughing my butt off and strengthening my core with all the belly laughs!

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 роки тому +6

    I almost have the whole routines down pat. I love taking my old Vietnam vet along for a ride (he can drive anymore). I put this on and he laughs so hard.
    Thank you for making
    My
    Man smile. ☺️😎😊👍🏻❤️💕 edit: he can’t drive anymore.

  • @lindamyers1386
    @lindamyers1386 4 роки тому +16

    We used to save waxed paper and on the weekend we would ride on the wax paper down the 2 story high slide. We would shoot off the end of the slide into the sand. Sure was fun. 😁

  • @marianfernwood6945
    @marianfernwood6945 2 роки тому +3

    Oh Jeff, you are just too much. Love your stories.

  •  4 роки тому +7

    It's not a message? Yes it is and it's excellent. I like hearing your testimony Jeff. I'm very glad you got saved.

  • @genegarneau3822
    @genegarneau3822 4 роки тому +30

    Preach it Jeff,,,, you are so honest... your life is like my life. I have massive adhd. I learned how to play the guitar in a year. And people think I been playing for years and make money from playing guitar and I do not. It is because of the adhd. And I have no idea what they are thinking. I hated myself for years because of this. Because I do not fit in. I am a nobody, just someone sitting in a room one day and looking at a guitar and saying to myself, play it, the noise sounds wonderful, and I did. I thought I did. It sounded wonderful to me. The noise and movement of the sound. And I am a nobody, nothing. Someone who has been abused from the world from having adhd, Which I was told I am basically I am retarded. I hate saying that word. But that is what I have been told my whole life. I do not care no more. Because I found Jesus. And i feel love from him.

    • @tiffanybarton4585
      @tiffanybarton4585 4 роки тому +5

      Remember your here for a reason. Don't beat yourself down you do things many of us can't

    • @anapierce8204
      @anapierce8204 4 роки тому +2

      Glory be to God. He knows you and He made you perfect, the way you are. Do what you like and love people no matter what, like Jesus. I know you have a lot to offer. Love, Ans

    • @LorddOfChaoss
      @LorddOfChaoss 4 роки тому +3

      I love you man, play the shit shit out of that guitar, you are somebody.

    • @ireneposadas1163
      @ireneposadas1163 Рік тому

      Love your testimony. 💕 Jesús loves us however we are. Keep on playing!

    • @bobwoww8384
      @bobwoww8384 8 місяців тому

      Beautiful comment ty
      Know Jesus Know Peace
      No Jesus No peace

  • @leonessity
    @leonessity 3 роки тому +12

    Thank you, Jeff... You make kale and the general descent of mankind funny, again! I also believe in bringing back lawn darts, banning warning labels on coffee cups, and embarrassing your children in public...

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 роки тому +2

      I'm planning to sit on the floor, sing " The Holy City" in the midst of Wal-Mart and 😳 embarrass them in revenge for their childhood outbursts.

  • @joetengler9251
    @joetengler9251 Рік тому +3

    Jeff Allen is awesome

  • @FrancieMcDaniel
    @FrancieMcDaniel 8 місяців тому

    Doin' a great job, Jeff. Listen to you every day.

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel 9 місяців тому

    Bless you, Jeff ! You bring a lot of laughs to people sharing your honest stories. 🙂

  • @kristinwright6632
    @kristinwright6632 4 роки тому +26

    The menopause jokes? Absolute truth. I freeze my guys out of the room.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 роки тому

      KRISTIN- it dont get much better- been through the Big M now I've swerved the other way. Hubby' s side.of bed- floor furnace underneath- sleeps in boxers and a muscle shirt- my side next to window losing weatherstripping- flannel nightie with cardigan and mukluk socks. Oh what a couple we are- and Sweetums won't trade sides ' cause his Dad always slept on that side- its tradition.

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 4 роки тому +78

    This guy is good - esp how we grew up as kids Vs nowadays, truth is always funny

    • @barbaradavis8452
      @barbaradavis8452 4 роки тому +5

      Hes right. Take cell phones and computers away. The kids would go into a coma. They can't do without them. They have no idea how to deal without them. Remember titily winks, pickup jacks? Pick up sticks. The kids to days will look at you, like you have 10 heads.

    • @daleduncan2809
      @daleduncan2809 3 роки тому

      @@barbaradavis8452 y*

  • @luckywize5270
    @luckywize5270 4 роки тому +12

    He's good
    Love it
    So funny
    Hahahha

  • @paulmackenzie4752
    @paulmackenzie4752 3 роки тому +35

    This guys hilarious why am i just hearing about him now

    • @shelleyannette
      @shelleyannette 3 роки тому

      Because he is a born again Christian and he dropped out of clubs because of the filth that 99% of the people and they do NOT accept Christian comedians!! Blessings

  • @quickdeuce
    @quickdeuce 5 років тому +15

    Until an email I received tis morning - perhaps that very same email with a little 5 minute sharing that went viral - have never saw a show by Jeff before now. As many of you have said, since Cosby I've not seen a "CLEAN" comic and agree Jeff Allen is refreshing AND so very funny. Hearing him share stories of living, stories most of us see but don't catch the humor until those stories are relived through a comic like Jeff's delivery has. As things turned out Cos wasn't the guy many to most of thought he was which is disappointing to say the least. Cos obviously was NOT a Christian for the majority of his life. We hope he makes amends, it's not too late. GOD is a loving GOD and in spite of all the sins, there's room for Cosby in Heaven.

  • @rjstewart4103
    @rjstewart4103 4 роки тому +33

    It's a little extra funny as I sit here watching on February 29th

  • @ericb5194
    @ericb5194 5 років тому +27

    He does seem a little bit off but the venue, audience, etc. can make a difference too. Still one of our best comedic talents around.

  • @carolelangat-fortune4557
    @carolelangat-fortune4557 4 роки тому +4

    Easy listening, I love the old school reminiscence ❤❤❤

  • @hildawise3057
    @hildawise3057 3 роки тому +4

    My boyfriend, retired and 66, uses handkerchiefs.... hahahahaha... can't help myself, love my man!

  • @poppyron4411
    @poppyron4411 4 роки тому +11

    Fantastic, enjoyed watching. I hope your manager checks out The Villages in Florida. I would love to see your show in person.

    • @aliciadecker6353
      @aliciadecker6353 4 роки тому +5

      Absolutely..I would love to see him as well I would bring my 91 yr old granny and my mom who are both Christian's ..they would enjoy his show very much..he is EXTREMELY funny(I laughed so hard I cried) we ALL NEED laughter in our lives.. but sadly enough , for some of us that doesn't come around very often..😞 Oh how I wish he could come to Florida..what a release and fulfillment we would get at the same time 😁..in just one evening..🥴😁😊.I live in Belleview..😁😁 we could be in the Villages in 20 min..!
      Just say when..😁

  • @zelva1961
    @zelva1961 3 роки тому +2

    Love the clean funny comedy.

  • @kathleenroman9379
    @kathleenroman9379 4 роки тому +5

    It’s funny that as older people, we are faced with labels. The manufacturers are lying anyway! Lol. ❤️❤️🙏❤️❤️

  • @estherdaniels3060
    @estherdaniels3060 3 роки тому +4

    I agree with Paul MacKenzie
    Allen is hysterical!!@

  • @MrMapersaud1
    @MrMapersaud1 4 роки тому +17

    Classy guy.

  • @lisaangelos3184
    @lisaangelos3184 3 роки тому +4

    He’s awesome!!! God bless

  • @rbcreations2
    @rbcreations2 3 роки тому +2

    Love your show and your message

  • @yankeegirldownunder1375
    @yankeegirldownunder1375 4 роки тому +27

    God bless you Jeff 🙏

  • @rebeccabamford5505
    @rebeccabamford5505 5 років тому +34

    This guy is great. Audience could have been more attentive.

  • @annabailey541
    @annabailey541 4 роки тому +24

    I remembered the nine feet slide and the hot sun. And trying to flip over the swing bar, what fun. Also the see saw Your friend would jump off and your fanny would hit the ground. Ouch

    • @shilohauraable
      @shilohauraable 3 роки тому

      I was remembering that in my 40s while swinging with my elementary age son. I brilliantly said, "Watch This!", & launched out of my swing at the high forward arc! The shock when I hit the ground vibrated from my feet, up my back and into the top of my head! Not what I remembered at ALL! I had shin splints for a month! And all my son could say was, "Why did you do that while you were old, Mom?" Kids. 🙄

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Рік тому

    Love your comedy Jeff ! Looking forward to more ! :)

  • @suzannehoulden3632
    @suzannehoulden3632 4 роки тому +17

    Can't believe I'm just discovering him today???

  • @mrequi1
    @mrequi1 Рік тому

    I've been a big stand up fan for 50+years. I've seen some of the greats live. Such as George Carlin, Ghalliger (sp), Seattle comedian Rod Long. And now Jeff Allen. He deserves his spot.

  • @dross24MA
    @dross24MA 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you, Jeff!!
    The yo-yo & bubble? I couldn't stop laughing! How, oh, how I remember dealing with those!
    Biting? Easy way to stop it back then was to bite back - just once - and ask, "How do *you* like it?" No more biting.
    Falling? We used to ask if they hurt the floor when they fell - prevented a lot of crying, and prompted a lot of laughter.

    • @ireneposadas1163
      @ireneposadas1163 Рік тому

      I remember my sister bit my daughter to teach her a lesson. Not hard, but it hurt. Never bit anyone again! The bubble shot made me laugh so much!

  • @joebaby1975
    @joebaby1975 4 роки тому +9

    Very funny!! I just gotta point out. When he starts talking about the fit bit, he pulls his sleeve over his watch. Like, someone is going to notice that he’s not wearing right now. Lol.

  • @debsad7500
    @debsad7500 3 роки тому +3

    I just LOVE him!!! 😂🤣

  • @robinluich5576
    @robinluich5576 4 роки тому +10

    I love him

  • @Harmonicaman1000
    @Harmonicaman1000 4 роки тому +9

    Love the same humour I have as a A.D.H.D nut case 😝 😂. Smart man 👍👍👍✝️📖🕊🥰💪God is great 👍. Love Gods humour 😁

  • @maramalfakori9015
    @maramalfakori9015 2 роки тому +1

    I love this even though mr Jeff. Is talking about adhd. And sleep apnea now I am getting off this meds. And my son two. In Jesus name amen. This was even good for you. I get it now even through the laughter God spoke to me confirmation

  • @dianelerner6680
    @dianelerner6680 2 роки тому +1

    God Bless you and your family!!!!

  • @robintraina217
    @robintraina217 7 місяців тому

    so true Jeff, thanks

  • @russk1971
    @russk1971 3 роки тому +2

    God bless you 🙏 a very funny look at life as an older guy

  • @carolbaker2393
    @carolbaker2393 3 роки тому +8

    Love this guy.
    I'm 4'11 and joke if I start shrinking in my old age I'll be stuck back into a booster seat. 😁

    • @stephanieeide1076
      @stephanieeide1076 3 роки тому +2

      Me too! I need a stool to get in an SUV. I have to haul myself in it.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 роки тому +2

      Carol & Stephanie--- I live in a house designed for you- the problem I'm high 5ft numbers- perpetual backache from from bending down to work on my kitchen counters- just before they cram you into a booster seat, ask them to put me on a torture rack and stretch me back tall. 😀 Operate on my spine? Ortho says I might not live through it and besides he don't do it, would I mind going to the State Capital where maybe they could do something? No thank you I've got the Quasimodo look down pretty good. I've had both knees replaced 🙃 so which leg do I drag? Wonder if Dry Bar can use a lady my age? Told Sister I'D ALWAYS wanted to be a martyr but the initiation looks pretty rough. She said I might still qualify for sainthood, yeah I can see it- Blessed Peachie the Unready- I'm sure I'll
      do just fine and dandy.

    • @rebeccaatkinson4531
      @rebeccaatkinson4531 2 роки тому +1

      I shrunk 2inches it's true here's another true thing about old u cNt hold your pee... Can't sleep unless you're full;

  • @frankedgar6694
    @frankedgar6694 Рік тому

    Thank you for what you do.

  • @shelleyannette
    @shelleyannette 3 роки тому +2

    Jeff you're great!!

  • @TimothyMuhlfeld
    @TimothyMuhlfeld 6 місяців тому

    GOD BLESS ,JEFF AND WIFE!!!

  • @maryfrederickson9400
    @maryfrederickson9400 4 роки тому +6

    OMG-- Patrick from Sponge Bob??? Can't stop laughing!!!

    • @anaderol5408
      @anaderol5408 3 роки тому

      I don't have grandkids - so I had to google Patrick from Sponge Bob!

  • @johnnygee1625
    @johnnygee1625 4 роки тому +5

    Very clever and funny !

  • @michaelstone8882
    @michaelstone8882 Рік тому

    This guy is the greatest. Best one on Dry Bar Comedy..

  • @vickiehannah5248
    @vickiehannah5248 4 роки тому +3

    loved you show and that you give God the glory.

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 4 роки тому +18

    I wish I knew someone of my generation to whom I could send this Comedians tape. I suppose it’s not tape but you know what I mean.😁

    • @piazee3460
      @piazee3460 4 роки тому +1

      Always enjoy Jeff's standup

    • @lola8614
      @lola8614 3 роки тому

      You can send it via messenger and message ( SMART phone) plus

  • @bettiefrisby9844
    @bettiefrisby9844 9 місяців тому

    I could listen to Jeff all day. He always gets a belly laugh out of me. It is even funnier when I i listen the second time cause I’ll start laughing because I know what’s coming.

  • @sillywamosir
    @sillywamosir 4 роки тому +4

    he's the only guy in the world who can talk politic sarcastically without offending anybody.. we all know being sarcastic is his default =))