shower thoughts that could end quarantine..

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  • @ApertureThinking
    @ApertureThinking  3 роки тому +566

    Shower Thoughts Merch - Out Now! 🔥🔥🔥: aperture.gg/showerthoughtsv1

  • @410reefarr4
    @410reefarr4 3 роки тому +2208

    Shower Thought: Ever word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +24

      Probably not the case

    • @deanofarrell1881
      @deanofarrell1881 3 роки тому +33

      Thats trapolf, absolutely true

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 роки тому +92

      Well maybe the first languages but not languages that stem from other languages already have something to base it on and some words are the same in one language as another

    • @moalston4203
      @moalston4203 3 роки тому +8

      That what a dictionary is for to dictate what thw definition of words are

    • @windestruct
      @windestruct 3 роки тому +27

      Come back 3000 years later to see what this means.
      Usye jysw h sus usgew ksuzyw idtxe jzopa aueuw sjer suuissy yxtdjs kslsodjd gasgbx mxnnc jxop.

  • @410reefarr4
    @410reefarr4 3 роки тому +1530

    Shower Thought: Earth's birthday silently passes every year and nobody knows when it is

    • @stickyschannel8497
      @stickyschannel8497 3 роки тому +34

      Are you sure about that ?
      It's called the New Years Eve. I go to her party every year man.

    • @SheagleArk
      @SheagleArk 3 роки тому +182

      @@stickyschannel8497 not necessarily, we don't know the date the earth was formed, and as of now, it's impossible to know.

    • @stickyschannel8497
      @stickyschannel8497 3 роки тому +31

      @@SheagleArk Yeah we may not know the exact date because it was way before humans even came to existence so we can just aproximate from the theory of some people who decided (with science) when this planet started existing. But I thought that as he says the birthday of Earth it's every year because it takes one year for the Earth to orbit the sun. And we celebrate every year when a new year starts.

    • @WhimsyLove
      @WhimsyLove 3 роки тому +8

      Its probably every few years

    • @epycperson
      @epycperson 3 роки тому +62

      Earth was formed very slowly, so there is no peculiar birthday

  • @Fours444
    @Fours444 3 роки тому +3714

    "The Internet is filled with some of the most beautiful and creative things out there": Shows a clip of the annoying orange

    • @__-yz1ob
      @__-yz1ob 3 роки тому +60

      It's also filled with some rather colorful pieces of art

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +18

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear bb

    • @mattb4640
      @mattb4640 3 роки тому +13

      Crazy Frog, The Annoying Orange, EpicMealTime.... it might all be bad content by today's standards but it captures a moment. It's history now.

    • @lazerlight9258
      @lazerlight9258 3 роки тому +11

      @@AxxLAfriku what a great way to publish your channel smh

    • @anthoniegrandison2548
      @anthoniegrandison2548 3 роки тому +2

      @@__-yz1ob like danny duncan, imdontai and mr beast

  • @cakepop817
    @cakepop817 3 роки тому +869

    Shower Thought: waiters spend their days bringing food to other people's tables in order to bring food to their own table

    • @MajintheGr80n3
      @MajintheGr80n3 3 роки тому +35

      That's deep

    • @foxylovers290
      @foxylovers290 3 роки тому +7

      Others first right?

    • @givemechoco9753
      @givemechoco9753 3 роки тому +3

      DEEP

    • @the.abhiram.r
      @the.abhiram.r 3 роки тому +9

      and in most cases depend on whether who they bring food to will pay them more than they asked for

    • @thehairylarry
      @thehairylarry 3 роки тому +10

      Why are they called waiters if we're the ones waiting?

  • @410reefarr4
    @410reefarr4 3 роки тому +1375

    Shower Thought: Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.

    • @babybenjiitopic435
      @babybenjiitopic435 3 роки тому +55

      We all sleep over, earth is home

    • @itssssammi
      @itssssammi 3 роки тому +7

      But turtles can't retract into their shell, do you mean tortoises? Or are you meaning that they have their 'home' aka shell as a kind of safety rather than physical home? Sorry I'm just confused

    • @Polo-zz5oc
      @Polo-zz5oc 3 роки тому +19

      @@itssssammi Turtles can retract into their shell, not fully but pretty close

    • @itssssammi
      @itssssammi 3 роки тому +7

      @@Polo-zz5oc ah, ok, I didn't know that, I only get hawksbills where I live :)
      Thank you for the information!

    • @neelamchoudhary5940
      @neelamchoudhary5940 3 роки тому +9

      @@babybenjiitopic435 finally big brain

  • @Hi-me8ji
    @Hi-me8ji 3 роки тому +505

    "Why are humans scared of getting bitten by spiders when we have more teeth than them" Well last time I checked my teeth dont inject a deadly venom that can do ungodly things.

    • @cobaltblaze748
      @cobaltblaze748 3 роки тому +23

      Ever heard of tetanus? Humans can give it with a bite(btw I know its not the same just saying it because its similar.

    • @itz_yoma_3450
      @itz_yoma_3450 3 роки тому +17

      @@cobaltblaze748 omw to get tetanus

    • @lifesabitch4403
      @lifesabitch4403 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh everyone's stupid except you and me lmao

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @random20000
      @random20000 3 роки тому +10

      Or maybe the last time I checked i don't want to bite a spider- ew 👁👄👁

  • @stephencurry3502
    @stephencurry3502 3 роки тому +902

    Sometime in history, someone was in a coma but everyone thought they were dead, so they were buried, even though they were initially alive.

  • @thatkidkgosi
    @thatkidkgosi 3 роки тому +271

    "Did you know that barbie has more movies than the entire marvel cinematic universe"
    Me: Wait how does he-
    Aperture: Do not ask how!

  • @Toyosi19
    @Toyosi19 3 роки тому +2315

    Who else here thinks his voice is one of the most calm sounds in existence?

    • @lenhle_
      @lenhle_ 3 роки тому +15

      always!!!

    • @stephencurry3502
      @stephencurry3502 3 роки тому +11

      me

    • @swiftzee23
      @swiftzee23 3 роки тому +17

      thats why im listening to this while im sick!

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/IXPbynNBcvA/v-deo.html

    • @earfquake3989
      @earfquake3989 3 роки тому +7

      @@choicethetaurus Your lucky this sounds good or else you would get a lot of hate

  • @aguasadonas8346
    @aguasadonas8346 3 роки тому +747

    “If life is a game, does that mean pregnant women are game developers?”
    That’s not even a shower thought that’s a literal pun.

    • @cobaltblaze748
      @cobaltblaze748 3 роки тому +47

      A pun he thought of in the shower.

    • @khytron06
      @khytron06 3 роки тому +37

      Thats like saying a respawn button in a game is the creator of your character.

    • @simpleone9181
      @simpleone9181 3 роки тому +18

      I understood it, but I don't 'understand' it

    • @starlord8306
      @starlord8306 3 роки тому +5

      I read this as soon as that part came

    • @CrumbyCrumbs
      @CrumbyCrumbs 3 роки тому +1

      That's crazy

  • @Moonshine449
    @Moonshine449 3 роки тому +397

    The sequel we have all been waiting for

    • @zulzo
      @zulzo 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @1-800-CHRISSY
      @1-800-CHRISSY 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/IXPbynNBcvA/v-deo.html

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 3 роки тому +1

      @@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.

    • @redwave4738
      @redwave4738 3 роки тому +1

      @@choicethetaurus Im impressed this promo is actually decent

  • @CoolScratcher
    @CoolScratcher 3 роки тому +146

    "You have your own unique font."
    YOOOO

  • @sam-b6l8g
    @sam-b6l8g 3 роки тому +647

    i clicked faster than an elementary school relationship when I saw “shower thoughts” in the title

    • @eziisreal
      @eziisreal 3 роки тому +3

      same

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/IXPbynNBcvA/v-deo.html

    • @wonderland.5
      @wonderland.5 3 роки тому +5

      @@choicethetaurus While i don’t encourage it. This not a bad self promo.

    • @redwave4738
      @redwave4738 3 роки тому +1

      @@choicethetaurus Best self promo ive ever heard tbh. wish i was kidding

    • @Michijoy
      @Michijoy 3 роки тому +4

      @@choicethetaurus this self promo has literally brought back my dad and gave me a million dollars

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 3 роки тому +103

    PREGNANT WOMEN ARE GAME DEVELOPERS

  • @urhotmatua
    @urhotmatua 3 роки тому +433

    When the world needed him most, he returned

    • @AdenCao20
      @AdenCao20 3 роки тому +10

      He literally posted last week

    • @john7946
      @john7946 3 роки тому +7

      He never left

    • @urhotmatua
      @urhotmatua 3 роки тому +2

      Nah I was talking about Stock Footage Uber Driver #9

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/IXPbynNBcvA/v-deo.html

    • @stephencurry3502
      @stephencurry3502 3 роки тому +1

      *vanished

  • @user-tq6fx7tl7e
    @user-tq6fx7tl7e 3 роки тому +112

    You are the main character of your life, a side character in the life of your friends, and an NPC in the life of strangers you meet. Well, don't meet along the way. All we can really do is try to be the best character we can be. Whether we're in front or center, or just somewhere in the background. Because at the end of the day, you don't know how much your role, as tiny as it might seem, can affect someone's plotline.

  • @GAMINGPROOCEAN
    @GAMINGPROOCEAN 3 роки тому +573

    its back!!!!!!!

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/IXPbynNBcvA/v-deo.html

    • @earfquake3989
      @earfquake3989 3 роки тому +1

      @@choicethetaurus Ngl i thought this was gonna be some trash self promo but i was wrong

    • @earfquake3989
      @earfquake3989 3 роки тому +1

      @@choicethetaurus Im lowkey vibin with this

    • @spaceboy2475
      @spaceboy2475 3 роки тому +1

      @@choicethetaurus Finally, a self promo that isn't trash

    • @pogbog9303
      @pogbog9303 3 роки тому

      @@choicethetaurus Best self promo ive ever heard tbh. wish i was kidding

  • @channingnesland8115
    @channingnesland8115 3 роки тому +42

    “for some reason lemon soda and lime soda taste different”
    every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

  • @motelfish4075
    @motelfish4075 3 роки тому +139

    I've been waiting for this shower for so long the water even got cold

  • @jjdieterich
    @jjdieterich 3 роки тому +41

    my coach always tells me "practice doesnt make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect"

  • @gamechip06
    @gamechip06 3 роки тому +333

    Aperture: "traffic lights are amazing"
    Meanwhile, roundabouts that are even safer, more efficient, and cheaper to maintain: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @goat6354
      @goat6354 3 роки тому +4

      I destroyed your 69 likes

    • @ciankiwi7753
      @ciankiwi7753 3 роки тому +5

      Roundabouts are The shit. None of this cross junction crap

    • @bramdehullu8591
      @bramdehullu8591 3 роки тому +3

      @@pawsindmeinlieblingsfach3518 I always feel bad when that happens

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 3 роки тому +4

      I wish my city would just do simple evaluations and install roundabouts cos 70% of the driver's stupidly just fly through the lights

    • @mosesknerl6681
      @mosesknerl6681 3 роки тому +1

      Ok, But there can be too many roundabouts everything has a place including a four way.

  • @Snowi1
    @Snowi1 3 роки тому +95

    After he said: "So, laugh before the joke timer goes out.", I thought the rest of the entire video was a joke.
    .

    • @dusky2748
      @dusky2748 3 роки тому +5

      yes same, i was waiting the entire thing for the joke 😂

    • @CoolWinter
      @CoolWinter 3 роки тому +5

      Same, I was desperately waiting for the joke

    • @DagreenApple
      @DagreenApple 2 роки тому +3

      so you started laughing ?

  • @410reefarr4
    @410reefarr4 3 роки тому +285

    Shower Thought: It is impossible to touch any reflection that is not your own.

  • @toshio7195
    @toshio7195 3 роки тому +31

    "We as a species are getting better".
    Karens: *Are you sure about that*

  • @MrRendeer
    @MrRendeer 3 роки тому +206

    He's gonna do these for so long that they end up becoming "bath thoughts" when he's elderly.

    • @DevenTalks
      @DevenTalks 3 роки тому +9

      This made me spit my milk out my nose

    • @PineappleRind
      @PineappleRind 3 роки тому +2

      @@DevenTalks This made me spit my milk out my nose

    • @varindergill1290
      @varindergill1290 3 роки тому +1

      @@PineappleRindThis made me spit my milk out my nose

    • @CoolSkeleton-zb9eu
      @CoolSkeleton-zb9eu 3 роки тому +1

      @@varindergill1290 This made me spit my milk out my nose

    • @RevStar_
      @RevStar_ 3 роки тому

      @@CoolSkeleton-zb9eu This made me spit my milk out of my nose

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 роки тому +36

    i always love shower thoughts because they give you new perceptions on life

    • @zulzo
      @zulzo 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I agree

    • @zulzo
      @zulzo 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I agree

  • @adrian_chr843
    @adrian_chr843 3 роки тому +21

    I'm colorblind, and I can assure that i see the "red" light red and the "green" light blue, don't ask me how that shit works bc I don't know

  • @rbe.a
    @rbe.a 3 роки тому +23

    4:23 basically, the whole bee movie plot

  • @whit3dant3
    @whit3dant3 3 роки тому +5

    For those who don't know the song that playing at 00:01 is called sunset by lonely

    • @TroyIsLyco
      @TroyIsLyco 3 роки тому +1

      Appretiated!!!

    • @TM-vh1qg
      @TM-vh1qg 3 роки тому

      Hey at 3:50 what song is it?
      I've been looking for more than 1 hour

    • @KundisoChivasa
      @KundisoChivasa Місяць тому

      Thanks so much bro❤

  • @user-js9if4dv7p
    @user-js9if4dv7p 3 роки тому +57

    Aperture: post a new shower of thoughts
    My brain: it's time to doubt reality and have some identity and existential crisis! ✨

  • @HarshSingh-qm4wn
    @HarshSingh-qm4wn 3 роки тому +25

    I would highly recommend you to start a podcast in spotify

  • @lonleylemon9806
    @lonleylemon9806 3 роки тому +46

    It's funny how the person who disliked the video had notifications on

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 роки тому +3

      When a youtuber I used to like gets too far away from what they were originally I’ll dislike then unsub never to watch again. I’ve done this a couple times and with over a million subscribers maybe someone else did that?

    • @apexerl7064
      @apexerl7064 3 роки тому +2

      @@Userfulpo well just saying kinda messed up and rude instead of disliking them just leave them alone

    • @sekeb338
      @sekeb338 3 роки тому +6

      @@apexerl7064 then tell me why there is a dislike button. To give positive feedback you might give a like and if you think the video is bad then give a dislike. And if a UA-camr sees that his video has a lot of dislikes he will see that his viewers didn't like what he posted. Yes, they can just say I don't give a fuck about dislikes and I'm gonna do what I like and that's perfectly fine. I just wanted to say that giving a dislike isn't rude it's just feedback

  • @srujanslayer
    @srujanslayer 3 роки тому +4

    i downloaded every video of urs and made it into a audio playlist so that i can listen to it when i want to distract myself or be at peace or relax my mind.

    • @jeshurandianga1251
      @jeshurandianga1251 3 роки тому

      Shit i thought i was the only person who did this.. I also did it with persuit of wonder videos.

  • @yts._dj8565
    @yts._dj8565 3 роки тому +65

    Is it weird that shower thoughts are just a way of expressing things that make you think into them

  • @pearjayx
    @pearjayx 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for pointing out humanity is, little by little, getting better every day!
    It might seem everything gets worse and yesterday life was better, but every day we are curing more disease, discovering amazing things, decrease hunger and learn more about each other! We all might be divided about serious issues, and looking at the news we are constantly arguing, but we are “talking”.
    It’s a shit time, but even now we are improving

  • @NBAHlGHLIGHTS
    @NBAHlGHLIGHTS 3 роки тому +29

    Shower though: everyone is trapped in a lair of skin and its almost impossible to leave it

  • @never_stay_pink
    @never_stay_pink 3 роки тому +41

    Time for the next episode of “I Should Be Asleep but Instead I’m Watching This.”

  • @Scythe149
    @Scythe149 3 роки тому +113

    *Shower thought :* When you are waiting in a restaurant for the waiter to bring the food, aren't you the 'waiter' then?

  • @israfaeldari5532
    @israfaeldari5532 3 роки тому +5

    This is the most thought provoking channel... ever!
    The Internet is a blessing because of you.

  • @spook_ie3139
    @spook_ie3139 3 роки тому +59

    Note: A remake of Shower Thoughts, since he hasn’t done one in 1 month. Also, (Try to read this in Aperture’s Voice.) This is original, I made this (very obvious), but SOME (like 2) of the shower thoughts have already been made.
    Life is the most difficult exam, many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper. That was a quote by Jeremy McGilvrey. Speaking of failing, how come we try not to fail in many stuff, but some of the most famous people have failed a lot? Like Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Walt Disney, and many more have failed numerous times. So how come we try to not fail our grades in school? Also, school is supposed to be learning new things, but how come we’ve learned the same things, generation after generation?
    *Welcome To Shower Thoughts.*
    Suicide is something very serious, but if sleeping is like a checkpoint in a game, is killing yourself just quitting the game? Speaking of games, people all over the world have probably spent hours upon hours, on a game we would not play in months, maybe even years. Be honest, we all have. Soon, it’ll disappear in some random device, and nobody will ever see it. Some of you guys are probably gonna scroll down, cause this is a pretty long comment, but for those of you still here. Thank you. Anyways, back to the topic. Gaming is for friends and random people communicate online, but for those people who have been home and haven’t really gone outside much, doesn’t that mean they were already social distancing?
    LOL. A slang used by everybody. But do you guys ever wonder at one point “Who made that first...?” Or maybe who made that meme, game, car, etc? Like the Famous Rick Astley. (It’s really amazing) Like, it’s weird how he thought it would blow up. Well, it did, but not in a way he thought he would.
    Have you ever thought about how taking out the trash and doing laundry is the same? It kind of is. We’re just stuffing clothes into a laundry machine that will be recycled. For taking out the trash, we’re just stuffing trash into a bin, that’ll later be recycled or destroyed sooner or later too. If trees are breathing and living things, aren’t woodcutters and lumberjacks killers? Guess that’s probably how Lumberjack Man got his killing instincts from.
    Now, we’ve all seen somebody say “The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you”, but doesn’t that work the other way around? The quote “The world isn’t centered around you” is actually wrong. Sorry Steve Hawkins. But seriously, some people have a condition where they think they’re the spotlight, and that everyone is looking at them. So, technically, the world is centered around them. Well, not really, but their condition makes them think so. Fans are basically like our lungs, we can make fans and lungs stop, we can turn them on, it’s automatic (for some) and it’s basically a motor.
    Now, we’re done. But, if you’re still here, I want you to do something. It’s pretty simple. Go to the third paragraph, where I talked about the famous Rick roll. Now, go to the first letter it shows every line. Like when I said or. Now, once you’ve put the words together it should’ve said LOL, right? Then add it with this sentence “You got Rick rolled.” Thank you for your time, *SAY GOODBYE.*

    • @danielaraya927
      @danielaraya927 3 роки тому +5

      wow, just wow

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 роки тому +4

      The rickroll thing makes no sense what are you talking about

    • @spook_ie3139
      @spook_ie3139 3 роки тому +1

      @@Userfulpo Do you see where I said “LOL, OR, LIKE”? I meant it like that. If you put the first words together, it puts LOL. Once you add “You got rickrolled”, you have “LOL you got rickrolled”

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 роки тому +2

      @@spook_ie3139 are you on a computer

    • @spook_ie3139
      @spook_ie3139 3 роки тому +1

      @@Userfulpo yup. I think it doesn’t make sense for you cause you’re on mobile..

  • @Lona_444
    @Lona_444 2 роки тому +1

    1:45
    I really like this part because this is where he goes into a perfect definition of one of my favorite words, sonder :3

  • @AryanSingh-fj5jh
    @AryanSingh-fj5jh 3 роки тому +7

    His voice just makes me feel comfortable...

  • @prajk23
    @prajk23 3 роки тому +6

    With every 'shower thoughts' videos of yours, my whole perception of seeing life changes. These thoughts make we Awaken...🙃

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 3 роки тому

      @Monke sama The woke need to wake up. Gasoline prices are rising, and now my highway adventure schedule is delayed. That is the second time this year.

  • @andihao9790
    @andihao9790 3 роки тому +4

    goddamn man, you really are improving with every content you put out, as an early sub i felt so proud of you

  • @plet3
    @plet3 2 роки тому +1

    One of my most pondered shower thoughts ( as in actual shower thoughts) is: if you wear an eyepatch and blink would it be a blink or a wink since other people only see one eye, in which case if you wear an eye patch can you wink and strangers without it being weird?

  • @sholben_
    @sholben_ 3 роки тому +4

    Shower thought:
    When you pick a flower it instantly dies since it has no soil. And putting it in water is basically like freezing a dead body.

  • @FahmeedRokon
    @FahmeedRokon 3 роки тому

    I show your videos to put my kids to sleep, I’m not saying you’re boring, your videos are informative and the tone of voice is very calming. It’s the best bedtime story.

  • @natesargent5422
    @natesargent5422 3 роки тому +7

    10:47 Yo that last sentence hit different

  • @nickarmour199
    @nickarmour199 3 роки тому +2

    The best series on UA-cam is back!

  • @Pr-rk2kf
    @Pr-rk2kf 3 роки тому +11

    Shower thought:if your life was an anime then your dreams would be the filler episodes

  • @AntoniGawlikowski
    @AntoniGawlikowski 3 роки тому +3

    I really like this stream-of-consciousness-type format - great job!
    PS - I love the effect of coffee bag texture you used in the first cadre, it's pure awesome :)

  • @Booli......614
    @Booli......614 3 роки тому +1

    You are literraly the best UA-camr
    You get me into my senses
    And get me to think
    Thank you

  • @Bruh-jo4lb
    @Bruh-jo4lb 3 роки тому +1

    0:44, that’s why it’s not just one light. 3 different lights, location is important

  • @ruhipatel6165
    @ruhipatel6165 3 роки тому +8

    Shower thoughts: a hospital is the only place where people don’t enter but leave

  • @raysdecre5320
    @raysdecre5320 3 роки тому +1

    You really deliver the best quality contents. I thought I couldn't open a UA-cam channel cause there are a lot people out there who can deliver better quality contents than me. But you really inspired me to open one. Thank you! Keep up the good work.👍

  • @zuzuzuzuzuz8895
    @zuzuzuzuzuz8895 3 роки тому +5

    Showerthought: Like our shadows are 2d projections of us we might be 3D projections of 4d beings.

  • @spectral_moss
    @spectral_moss 3 роки тому

    6:05 THANK YOU, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that. I’ve just gotten confused looks whenever I mention it.

  • @daudkharal1328
    @daudkharal1328 3 роки тому +6

    I want to take a course on understanding the psychology of those who disliked this video

  • @alpineglow8848
    @alpineglow8848 3 роки тому +1

    I've had the same question about the Genius Red/Green Color Blindness thing forever since I learned about that from a college genetics class. The common mutation causing that sensory experience is on the X chromosome, resulting in its being an overwhelmingly Male issue. I worked all the way through the "lockdown" phase of this viral variety show while working at an Amazon Unfulfilled Worker Camp.

  • @ethanking9805
    @ethanking9805 3 роки тому +4

    "Does that mean that pregnant women are game developers?"
    you got my sub dude.

  • @zackspiritfire8256
    @zackspiritfire8256 3 роки тому

    I do not think I can put the overwhelming feeling of happiness into words when I saw “shower thoughts”. You are a good man Aperture, thank you

  • @brownieluvsyall
    @brownieluvsyall 3 роки тому +4

    Ah yes,
    "I should be asleep but instead I'm fueling my brian with more thoughts to keep me up"

  • @kleo5696
    @kleo5696 3 роки тому +1

    Shower Thought: youtube is a real job, the views are the customers, the videos are the menus, the youtuber is the manager, and entertainment are the employees.

  • @ivandjordjevic6025
    @ivandjordjevic6025 3 роки тому +4

    the backround music do be popping off doe

  • @zro5498
    @zro5498 3 роки тому +2

    It is 5 am... I needed this

  • @brandonsekhon9211
    @brandonsekhon9211 3 роки тому +3

    I just watched shower thoughts I the the shower. This is the peak of humanity right here.

  • @mehiloll
    @mehiloll 3 роки тому +1

    1:40 “Well if that’s true, does that make pregnant woman game developers?”
    XD IM DYING

  • @Me-eo1qq
    @Me-eo1qq 3 роки тому +3

    "That space toilet isn't gonna scrub itself."
    -Aperture

  • @caydenheddleston4810
    @caydenheddleston4810 3 роки тому +2

    can you make a spotify playlist of all of your shower thoughts so i can fall asleep to it?

  • @oneworldonehome
    @oneworldonehome 3 роки тому +11

    "In the world you seem to be alone, as does everyone else. It appears that loneliness is your state here, that only if you are fortunate do you find someone to share your life with meaningfully. Certainly this is in contrast to your Ancient Home, where everyone is included and everything is complete."
    *Steps to Knowledge - The Book of Inner Knowing* - take the Steps to your Ancient Home

  • @Pumpkinpie3
    @Pumpkinpie3 3 роки тому

    your voice is so nice to listen to and honestly perfect for these shower thoughts videos

  • @kyleholliday295
    @kyleholliday295 3 роки тому +6

    8:35
    This is so sad cuz the “Hi Welcome to Chili’s guy is dead”

    • @Hanurez
      @Hanurez 3 роки тому

      He didnt produce comtent

  • @allfoy
    @allfoy 3 роки тому +2

    pregnant women are game developers got me dying
    it was so unexpected timing

  • @ricksanchez5848
    @ricksanchez5848 3 роки тому +5

    Just a whole vibe🙂.

  • @justarandomhumanbeing8368
    @justarandomhumanbeing8368 2 роки тому +2

    The only way we know we're not a robot is being able to select which images contain a boat.

  • @marwa.dreamy
    @marwa.dreamy 3 роки тому +4

    Hi y’all have a great day!

  • @bruhi7032
    @bruhi7032 3 роки тому +1

    This channel 👉💖 touched my heart

  • @rodrickngonyoku5042
    @rodrickngonyoku5042 3 роки тому +3

    Every joke has a different timer
    Except when you smoke weed😂😂😂

  • @ndumisomabuza-khumalo1205
    @ndumisomabuza-khumalo1205 3 роки тому

    The hand with water at 3:49 completely ruined my night lol

  • @chakotaymunsami7741
    @chakotaymunsami7741 3 роки тому +5

    If all humans had superpowers the UFC would be like Mortal Kombat

    • @Publicenemey1
      @Publicenemey1 3 роки тому +1

      If all humans had superpowers, would they even be considered "super"?

    • @chakotaymunsami7741
      @chakotaymunsami7741 3 роки тому

      @@Publicenemey1 syndrome: everyone can be super......and when everyone super........ No one would be!

  • @sx_mrz
    @sx_mrz 3 роки тому

    question: what makes you believe that there is a reality outside of your subjective experience?
    and another: if experience is subjective and changes from person to person, what makes you believe that there is a reality in what you experience?

  • @sparwhal
    @sparwhal 3 роки тому +25

    Every minute, more than 60 seconds passes in Africa because a year is actually about 365.25 days, and not just 365, which is why we have leap years
    edit: if minutes mathematically were what they should be based off of the length of the year is what I'm trying to say

    • @goat6354
      @goat6354 3 роки тому +1

      We have a few extra minutes sometimes, not longer minutes.

    • @brunnomenxa
      @brunnomenxa 3 роки тому +2

      The minute duration does not change. This is a misinterpretation.

  • @fractal_mind562
    @fractal_mind562 3 роки тому +2

    "When I think about a neuron firing in my mind, a neuron fires in my mind"

  • @IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll
    @IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll 3 роки тому +48

    Imagine if our world is a video game for someone and we dont even know

  • @wildchild1682
    @wildchild1682 3 роки тому +6

    Shower thought : There was a time when there were no Classic Cars. 🚗

  • @ghostlyditto573
    @ghostlyditto573 3 роки тому

    I love this channel so much it's so good to watch when i'm bored, it gives me so much to think about

  • @cerata8276
    @cerata8276 3 роки тому +3

    What song is playing in this video at the beginning? Its so chill.

  • @tanjastadler1990
    @tanjastadler1990 3 роки тому

    I love shower thoughts videos its so calming and so nice

  • @eight_10
    @eight_10 3 роки тому +3

    Shower Thought: When you do something you normal do at home it means your being yourself, but if you do it in front of people for the 1st time they'll think that your not being yourself...

  • @MischMaschh
    @MischMaschh 3 роки тому

    These videos make me reaaaaly calm and relaxed! Thank you :)

  • @MarvellousStudios
    @MarvellousStudios 3 роки тому +3

    Shower Thoughts : World's Best Channel Aperture.

  • @mihaleskovec983
    @mihaleskovec983 3 роки тому

    i truly love your videos keep it up man :)

  • @ryin7388
    @ryin7388 3 роки тому +3

    When I was little I always thought
    "If I bring water to church would it be holy water?"

  • @roshannnn
    @roshannnn 3 роки тому +1

    Shower thought : If someone drops the soap, does that make the soap dirty or the floor clean ?

  • @Troy-ry5pp
    @Troy-ry5pp 3 роки тому +3

    Does anybody know the song used at 8:58

    • @TroyIsLyco
      @TroyIsLyco 3 роки тому

      Please I'm trying to find it as well x(

    • @xxxcalibur
      @xxxcalibur 2 роки тому

      Sorry I'm late
      Together - Lukrembo

    • @Troy-ry5pp
      @Troy-ry5pp 2 роки тому

      @@xxxcalibur thank you so much

  • @BeybladeDad
    @BeybladeDad 3 роки тому +1

    Have you tried Beyblade? I find it so satisfying and really hasn't seen a decline in producing new products. Finding a hobby has been beneficial during these times... no I had no idea about Barbi lol

  • @skeertifyshorts6021
    @skeertifyshorts6021 3 роки тому +3

    Do you know whenever you call your brain stupid, your own brain is telling you that?

  • @PseudOtaku
    @PseudOtaku 3 роки тому +1

    Aperture:i spent most of my time playing video games
    Me: Same

  • @Ra2A89
    @Ra2A89 3 роки тому +3

    the only thing that i came up from the pandemic is : not every pee pee come with a poo poo but every poo poo comes with a pee pee 🤯🤯 mind blowing right ??