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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 5 років тому +2109

    "Jolly as a fricking rancher". Now that's a new one.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 5 років тому +53

      That girl ruined jolly ranchers for me

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 років тому +38

      That girl goes straight to the ranch

    • @juangrille1310
      @juangrille1310 5 років тому +13

      @@FrogEnjoyer17 I hope it's not Ram Ranch with 18 naked cowboys

    • @nycolleamendez5608
      @nycolleamendez5608 5 років тому +1

      That part made me think
      "What in the b/00dy h e / / with this person"

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 5 років тому +2

      @@juangrille1310 28 US MARINES IN THE BATH OF RAM RANCH

  • @squibbles_
    @squibbles_ 4 роки тому +1596

    "For every White Knight, there's a Nice Girl."
    -Ghandi, probably

  • @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819
    @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819 4 роки тому +109

    There’s 3 types of girls
    1:”Oh my god you can’t be gay I like you UGHHHHH”
    2:”I may not be pretty perfect but I’m loyal nice and why won’t you date me”
    3:you’re mom

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 4 роки тому +455

    I don't think think that one girl understands how being gay works...

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @yungsandwich3624
      @yungsandwich3624 4 роки тому +2

      🤮

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah made me sick that a young woman in this day and age would still think you can “turn gay.” It was almost hilarious until I realized how sad she was.

    • @lorenzoterribile3953
      @lorenzoterribile3953 4 роки тому

      @@pokaay3163 You just need to go to Russia, most people think it's a mental illness and the others think it's a choice

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 4 роки тому

      Lorenzo Terribile Technically it is a choice, just not in the way most people think it is

  • @rosievods9195
    @rosievods9195 5 років тому +1753

    R/staplingbreadtotrees
    Is a good one to look at lol

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +49

      It's made news headlines

    • @unguardedgorillas1760
      @unguardedgorillas1760 5 років тому +78

      r/foundthemobileuser

    • @rosievods9195
      @rosievods9195 5 років тому +18

      WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT ITS 2019 AND WE ARE STAPLING BREAD TO TREES! LIKE ANYTHING GOES ON NATIONAL NEW NOW A DAYS XD

    • @itscharapy231
      @itscharapy231 5 років тому +39

      Isnt it r/breadstapledtotrees

    • @GG.Sanchoo
      @GG.Sanchoo 5 років тому +1

      No to whole chat

  • @smaghiff3335
    @smaghiff3335 4 роки тому +122

    “All I want in return is a guy to make me feel wanted”
    *wakes up next day, turns news on*
    Breaking news! An international manhunt has started for a random middle school girl!

    • @what982
      @what982 4 роки тому +17

      Well, that got dark very quickly.

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah she's wanted alright

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 4 роки тому +2

      That might work...

    • @RF-Ataraxia
      @RF-Ataraxia 4 роки тому

      Aye, fair enough

    • @stein6289
      @stein6289 4 роки тому

      Omg if this were a TV show I would Love to watch it😂😂😂 so hilarious

  • @corvid6923
    @corvid6923 4 роки тому +525

    Now kids, let me introduce you to something called *_Homosexuality_*

    • @jneflotterus1946
      @jneflotterus1946 4 роки тому +18

      Satan’s Bitch no thank you

    • @MrAnimus
      @MrAnimus 4 роки тому +8

      What about /r/niceguys?

    • @corvid6923
      @corvid6923 4 роки тому +9

      Animus guys don’t really get away with that shit, they just get beat up

    • @chaosflame7278
      @chaosflame7278 4 роки тому +9

      Satan’s Bitch that’s gay

    • @texanpotato8349
      @texanpotato8349 4 роки тому +8

      Gays be doing sum weird shite

  • @imurhope5433
    @imurhope5433 4 роки тому +2

    Being a “nice girl” is so hard. I feel like I get taken advantage of because when my “friends” do something like talk trash to me, pull my hair, etc when they’re mad, I don’t really do anything. I feel like they just do it because nothing will happen to them. Now I’m not so sure about my “best friend” because of the things she does. ಥ_ಥ

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox 3 роки тому +1

      sis, u better ditch her she ain't yo friend

    • @dewarz1547
      @dewarz1547 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed with the person above

  • @keecup3144
    @keecup3144 4 роки тому +18

    "i havent seen a girl in 2 months" *laughs in introvert*

  • @Neptune8
    @Neptune8 3 роки тому +2

    The entitlement of women these days is hilarious

  • @thisisme5486
    @thisisme5486 5 років тому +8

    This man is texting a long message at 8 battery

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +1

      if his phone dies he won't have to deal with it

  • @dua2886
    @dua2886 5 років тому +5

    "hey mom can i hang out with my fri-"
    "i have a boyfriend..."
    ok but can i-"
    "stupid aquarium, always asking to hang out with me. i wish you were a virgin sign instead🙄"
    *i ' m r u n n i n g a w a y*

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 5 років тому

      Should have been born a canker or a lego. Wouldn't have been an issue then...

  • @toastygal
    @toastygal 4 роки тому

    the one with the girlfriend yelling at her boyfriend even though she said she was done like 10 times remains me of my fake friend who did that and got mad when people didn't care lol

  • @KidKatastrophe2314
    @KidKatastrophe2314 5 років тому +16222

    “you’re a jerk for assuming I was going to be like every other bruh that hurt you”
    *Censorship 100*

    • @doritosboi6249
      @doritosboi6249 5 років тому +284

      Speech 100

    • @phobetohr
      @phobetohr 5 років тому +167

      What’s the difference between this picture and this picture
      They are the same picture

    • @luvu9629
      @luvu9629 5 років тому +52

      I read that in Damiens voice

    • @luiz1.6
      @luiz1.6 5 років тому +8

      Yee

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 років тому +9

      100

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 роки тому +5419

    I love how people say “you’ll never find someone like me”
    They’re breaking up with you because you’re a person like you

    • @mehimtired1013
      @mehimtired1013 4 роки тому +30

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @Mikah-tt2bl
      @Mikah-tt2bl 4 роки тому +251

      If they say that, just respond with "That's the point"

    • @alexhoreic6573
      @alexhoreic6573 4 роки тому +90

      @@Mikah-tt2bl r/murderedbywords

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 роки тому +46

      @@Mikah-tt2bl r/murderedbywords

    • @_Mac_Ros__
      @_Mac_Ros__ 4 роки тому +34

      Emily Brandenberger I would say “I sure hope not.”

  • @muffinlice05
    @muffinlice05 5 років тому +2704

    "I have a boyfriend."
    *Mom, what the hell.*

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV 5 років тому +18276

    Nice girl: *cheats on boyfriend*
    Boyfriend: *breaks it up*
    Nice girl: wait that's illegal

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 5 років тому +270

      lmao I had this happen, sadly it was in dutch or I'd post it for sure haha

    • @mads4492
      @mads4492 5 років тому +85

      A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @fazeicydatank1614
      @fazeicydatank1614 5 років тому +50

      Post it anyways! Do it!

    • @itxcloudii1237
      @itxcloudii1237 5 років тому +11

      @@DarkValorWolf *fake laughs*

    • @Forgetthereality
      @Forgetthereality 5 років тому +30

      @@DarkValorWolf run it through google translate!

  • @MrSkyentist
    @MrSkyentist 4 роки тому +20033

    If the military taught me anything, its not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.

    • @_datacorrupted-3750
      @_datacorrupted-3750 4 роки тому +830

      Nigga wut

    • @Khymeira
      @Khymeira 4 роки тому +1315

      That's right!!! Thank you for your service to us and ur homies.

    • @брухмомент-щ3д
      @брухмомент-щ3д 4 роки тому +589

      another thing i was taught is that it's not gay if only the head is in

    • @SScozzari
      @SScozzari 4 роки тому +196

      MrSkyentist u were a Seaman weren’t u?

    • @Jinxbreaker
      @Jinxbreaker 4 роки тому +50

      Yeah

  • @alexanderlee6307
    @alexanderlee6307 4 роки тому +1213

    Desp Lesb: "Show top"
    "No, got bf"
    Desp Lesb: "You blame my sexuality and now I gotta jump off a bridge"
    *Wise move*

    • @ryunosukeakutagawa7325
      @ryunosukeakutagawa7325 3 роки тому +76

      Me, a lesbian: 👀👄👀

    • @Aloidark
      @Aloidark 3 роки тому +22

      @@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 OHHHHH THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 3 роки тому +81

      @@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 I thought you were American

    • @vapecat803
      @vapecat803 3 роки тому +22

      @@ryunosukeakutagawa7325
      I thought you were american

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 роки тому +10

      @@vapecat803 i thought i existed

  • @nosyposy7448
    @nosyposy7448 4 роки тому +4839

    Girl: **lists his name birthday zodiac height and all that shit**
    Me: uhhhhhh.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 4 роки тому +321

      The first thought that crossed my mind was "Does she just have this huge database concerning every feature of every ex she's ever had?"

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 4 роки тому +187

      That was actually kind of terrifying.

    • @bepe4279
      @bepe4279 4 роки тому +15

      Shooketh

    • @splorngo
      @splorngo 4 роки тому +95

      It’s the most BASIC shit too lmao. Birthday/zodiac, favorite food & color, & his favorite music genre. My principal could tell you that ab me, it’s not that deep lmao

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 4 роки тому +21

      Aaaaaaaaand.....that's why she's single!😁

  • @derovvvv
    @derovvvv 4 роки тому +3224

    Girl: fine, leave.
    Guy: leaves
    Girl: *the council will decide your fate*

    • @blevination
      @blevination 4 роки тому +79

      "You weren't supposed to do that"

    • @majormoistme1030
      @majormoistme1030 4 роки тому +19

      Kay - Jay “It will remember that.”

    • @nadunwijesinghe965
      @nadunwijesinghe965 4 роки тому +11

      Wait that's illegal!

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 4 роки тому +22

      Reminds me of “STOP IGNORING YOU IGNORE ME!”

    • @indeed2207
      @indeed2207 4 роки тому +6

      Stop right there, you've violated the law.

  • @maubrey2095
    @maubrey2095 3 роки тому +1070

    As a girl who has never been in a single relationship, this just speaks DESPERATE

    • @certifiedventisimp4272
      @certifiedventisimp4272 3 роки тому +13

      Kaeya pfp:0

    • @spork5528
      @spork5528 3 роки тому +57

      I'm honestly shocked... I assumed a comment stating they were a single girl would be swarming. Goes to show humans are never predictable.

    • @21Dazzler
      @21Dazzler 3 роки тому +3

      🍪

    • @verum00
      @verum00 3 роки тому +28

      i was expecting simps, i am disappointed

    • @teddybear9544
      @teddybear9544 3 роки тому +4

      @@certifiedventisimp4272 um 😥

  • @astral1506
    @astral1506 4 роки тому +1664

    Girl : hey dad,can we buy McDonald's?
    Dad : yeah sure!
    Girl : i have a boyfriend...

    • @myleffball3063
      @myleffball3063 4 роки тому +21

      You are hilarious

    • @oodeliriousskittlezoo3700
      @oodeliriousskittlezoo3700 4 роки тому +38

      wait-

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 4 роки тому +45

      holdup

    • @cardinal3829
      @cardinal3829 4 роки тому +45

      Who’s the boyfriend RonaldmcDonald?

    • @skiiima
      @skiiima 4 роки тому +8

      Imagine if she says I have a boyfriend and he doesn’t want me to talk to guys to her grandpas last words

  • @W.2026
    @W.2026 4 роки тому +3085

    Life hack: Whenever I get lonely and start wishing I had a girlfriend, I immediately open my reddit app start browsing r/nicegirls for half an hour or so. Then I start appreciating my single life immensely once again and thank God that I don't have to deal with this sort of people.

    • @meagane519
      @meagane519 4 роки тому +67

      :( this is sad lol

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 4 роки тому +77

      Here's a better solution: don't want one in the first place, like me

    • @meagane519
      @meagane519 4 роки тому +61

      @@beeftastesliketoenails94 so, you dont like beef AND you don't want a girlfriend????? What kind of life is that

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 4 роки тому +118

      @@meagane519 actually, I love beef, it's just a random name I came up with.
      As for not wanting a girlfriend, I think the right word is "aromantic"?

    • @meagane519
      @meagane519 4 роки тому +44

      @@beeftastesliketoenails94 oh whoops. Guess thats an ideal life for you, then, to answer my question

  • @branflakescereal4174
    @branflakescereal4174 4 роки тому +3500

    “How much were they?”
    “Lol idk”
    “I have a boyfriend”
    Hold on, this whole operation was your idea

    • @aujbinfaisal
      @aujbinfaisal 4 роки тому +17

      Branflakes Cereal lmfao

    • @MochaDoka
      @MochaDoka 4 роки тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 4 роки тому +32

      "What even was the operation?" - me

    • @no-ti2pj
      @no-ti2pj 4 роки тому +32

      Don’t forget the heart eyes 😍

    • @andreipop5805
      @andreipop5805 4 роки тому +8

      I mean she could have said something like "I have a boyfriend and I want to buy him these" in more than 1 message.
      The OP cut it there

  • @adjustforkicks
    @adjustforkicks 4 роки тому +538

    Nice girl: Cheats
    Guy: breaks up with her
    Nice girl: *yOUlL NevER FiND sOmEOnE BettER thEN mE*

    • @sterilesteve5565
      @sterilesteve5565 3 роки тому +4

      I accept tye challenge

    • @swift4426
      @swift4426 3 роки тому +4

      @@sterilesteve5565 Have thou Succeedth Yet?

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 роки тому +5

      @@swift4426 yes yes they have

    • @BasedSockHead007
      @BasedSockHead007 3 роки тому +3

      Bfs ex wife logic. 🤣 she messaged me the moment we got together asking how I liked being with an abuser. I said if you mean a guy who would kick his wife out if she cheats? Uh yeah pretty good, wouldn’t know about that since I won’t do that to him.

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 3 роки тому

      If I see that comment (you'll never find someone better than me)
      I will say: I know I won't have someone better than you but what I know that I will find is a better life with friends or no friends only

  • @marchaelbarras200
    @marchaelbarras200 4 роки тому +5748

    When will Nice guys™ and Nice girls™ date each other?

    • @christiancibulka1886
      @christiancibulka1886 4 роки тому +141

      Why the Trademark though?

    • @marchaelbarras200
      @marchaelbarras200 4 роки тому +563

      @@christiancibulka1886 because they pretend to be nice just to get something.

    • @alecsims6401
      @alecsims6401 4 роки тому +620

      never because they’re both entirely unwilling to date anyone within their league

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 4 роки тому +115

      Usually opposites attract, not exactly the same people.

    • @tictac8957
      @tictac8957 4 роки тому +243

      That’s when you get “r/entitled parents” or “r/insane parents”

  • @artsygrace9761
    @artsygrace9761 5 років тому +6986

    Nice girl: “lEaVe Me AlOne”
    Person: leaves her Alone
    Nice girl: 👁 👁
    👄

    • @thesketchyboy4411
      @thesketchyboy4411 5 років тому +165

      I’m disturbed by this face

    • @fatsawpad
      @fatsawpad 5 років тому +77

      _.An_Autistic_Guitar._ Yay is this better? -> ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

    • @thesketchyboy4411
      @thesketchyboy4411 5 років тому +51

      I approve, very emotional, I’m crying it’s so perfect

    • @carinajardiniano3603
      @carinajardiniano3603 5 років тому +49

      👁️👄👁️

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 5 років тому +63

      Nice girl: 👁 👁
      💧
      👄

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 років тому +8529

    Damn these people take self deprecating and hatefulness to the next level

  • @highsoldier420
    @highsoldier420 4 роки тому +516

    Girl: leave then
    Guy: Ight then bye
    Girl: NO! This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game!!

  • @yes-zz6rb
    @yes-zz6rb 4 роки тому +487

    why are they acting “why do people care about looks 😔” and they call guys ugly?

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +29

      That is the funniest thing out of all this... Feel the pain of guys, who are "below average looking", bitches! Yay!- which was about 70% according to Tinder,(i think? They posted statistics like that somewhere... I think someone needs to learn what word "average" means). I don`t give a shit anymore, i accepted i`ll die alone in 10 years due to alcohol, prostitutes and drugs abuse, but i do revel in their misery- i am on my way to Hell, and i am not alone.
      My whole life i was told to not rate people by their looks... And lo and behold, that one does not apply to women somehow...
      So she wants handsome guy, but only if he can appreciate her inner self, and they want to be treated fairly... How much of a fucking walking- talking paradox are they? XD

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 4 роки тому +11

      @@heretyk_1337 would you date an unattractive woman tho?

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +12

      @@lefu7812 This question is pretty big... Can you narrow it down? Maybe some specyfic examples??? For now brace yourself for long response :D
      I dunno. First of all: what constitutes being unattractive? I know a "classicaly" pretty girls, i wouldn`t touch with broom handle- i don`t want to get clap- i already was to the doctor with infection once, AFTER few bouts with pretty girl, and it was really mortifying, when doctor made jokes...- And not to even mention bitchy attitude, which is off putting- y`know, you see them try to be nice, they open their mouth, start talking... and at best, if you are handsome(which i am not, i am average as Hell- which is why i never bothered myself) you may think, that all this girl gets out of you will be "wham, bam, thank you ma`am"...
      On the other hand, i knew few solid 6/10, 7/10 who weren`t exactly head turning- i mean, i`d notice nice things about them, like eyes, or legs or nice figure, but it was out of my head in next 5 minutes- but the more i knew them, the more attracted i was to them, and i`d choose them anyday over those 9/10 and 10/10 with "everyone worship me" attitude. There is something about those girls and women, that makes you look at them more, the more you are with them...
      But it also may be difference between "sexy" and "pretty", which as we all know, are NOT the same. Models are pretty, but i am not really attracted to women with bodies of small boys, nor do i find cute girls with pouty lips, and Schwarzenegger`s gap between the teeth, i could put mouse`s cord through... On the other hand there are women, who don`t have the face for magazines` front page, yet one look at them, when they bend over, or smile at me... Well, you know what i mean :)
      But if question is clear cut and the "0-1", "black or white" kind, and you ask me about somebody, who is overweight, or their face, and there is no way of saying it gently, looks like a smashed fruit... I`d most probably wouldn`t be attracted... I also say "most probably", because i don`t know for sure, ad this isn`t some try to make me look less shallow- if this person is really great, just lovely to be around, i`d might fall in love or something... I don`t know, how i would react... To this day i am not sure about most of my reactions
      Simple example, why i don`t know how i`d react: in my current job i have treasurer lady, who is bit older than me, and isn`t exactly attractive- i`d give her 5/10 at most... And she is such a bitch... that my first instinctive thought, when she pissed me off really bad, was to throw her onto her desk, fuck her up the ass, while squeezing her throat with my teeth, like a lion does to its victims... I mean, i never knew, that rage might activate sexual aggression in me(bullshit, i knew that- pretty girl i mentioned earlier was an example of that, but i thought i was over that already)... Is it attraction though, or just some primitive need to humiliate and dominate...?
      Anyway- to put it simply. Ugly girls? Probably not- 90 - 95%% probably not. Stupid ones? If she is stupid enough to go to bed with me and then abandoned afterwards, and if she is pretty enough for me to forget my own rules :) Show me some pictures or something, and i may give you specyfic response

    • @dabi8768
      @dabi8768 4 роки тому +7

      @Mr PapaGeorgio self compliment 🤢🤢🤮

    • @kamisama650
      @kamisama650 4 роки тому +16

      @@lefu7812 everyone is attractive in there own way
      except trump

  • @CGZ26
    @CGZ26 4 роки тому +1737

    "I can't believe you said I'm stressful"
    *After literally sending him over 20 texts in a row*

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +50

      Chewing him out over shxt and just trying to give him a hard time “iM sTreSSfuL ?”

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 роки тому +20

      Insane would be more accurate

    • @zooweemama4371
      @zooweemama4371 4 роки тому +18

      She needs a medal she probably sent those under a minute

    • @allywilliams6849
      @allywilliams6849 4 роки тому +3

      I rather send a whole paragraph, that’s SO annoying

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 роки тому +2

      Bro I am stressed and and don't even know her

  • @kittycat802
    @kittycat802 5 років тому +3216

    Person in comments: "There's only one person in the world who wouldn't cheat on me"
    My FBI guy
    FBI Guy: *watching 10 other screens* :0

  • @spriteofcourse
    @spriteofcourse 4 роки тому +230

    Guy: *breaks up with 'nice' girl*
    Nice girl: "So you have chosen.. Death."

    • @maxx8069
      @maxx8069 3 роки тому +2

      So **I** have chosen death.

  • @anirose6807
    @anirose6807 4 роки тому +1960

    So apparently knowing someone’s zodiac, height and that they like ribeye steak means you two are soulmates. It literally sounds like someone’s bad Tinder bio lmao

    • @totallytalia
      @totallytalia 4 роки тому +27

      Ani Rose Lmfao it was so weird. But they were obviously talking for a while (or at least more than a month hence why she called out “some chick you only knew for a month”). Facetime calls don’t equal the amount of time invested in the relationship. If dude was talking to her for 2-3 months and then ghosted her then yeah, he’s a dick, but she’s batshit insane lmfao

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 роки тому +24

      All tinder bios are horrible. Online dating apps are the lowest of the low-hanging fruit.

    • @JelloGringoElmo
      @JelloGringoElmo 4 роки тому +17

      @@BOG0690 not even, they sit on the ground next to the tree.

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 4 роки тому +8

      @@JelloGringoElmo
      Yeah, rotting too

    • @rafael4719
      @rafael4719 4 роки тому +7

      @Talia I’m getting some r/nicegirl vibes from you

  • @geebeedee9509
    @geebeedee9509 5 років тому +3396

    Nicegirl: "I want you to do this."
    Guy: *does what nicegirl said for him to do*
    Nicegirl: "When I say for you to do something, I dont want you to actually do it!!!!" *insert angry emoji here*
    e x c u s e m e w t f

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +15

      That's news to you?

    • @awildpichu6289
      @awildpichu6289 5 років тому +102

      *_-reality-_**_ humanity is often disappointing_*

    • @jemnikkeli6640
      @jemnikkeli6640 5 років тому +28

      No = No

    • @saydey3804
      @saydey3804 5 років тому +4

      Trust me most of us mean the opposite of what we say. I can't explain it it's just how it be

    • @truckkun7704
      @truckkun7704 5 років тому +39

      bruh bruh so when a girl says no it means yes yeah when u rape someone I doubt it will work in court

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz 5 років тому +2467

    Guy : *breathes*
    Girl : eXcUsE mE, I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 років тому +91

      Guy: cool. Me too.

    • @ivexxe
      @ivexxe 5 років тому +9

      @@nishikascorpio7830 lol

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 5 років тому +24

      Guy: Lucky I'm not him
      Girl: by "my boyfriend" I meant you, babe. How can you do this to me?

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 років тому

      6:53 let me see

    • @azadshaari5364
      @azadshaari5364 5 років тому +22

      Girl : breathes
      Guy : *BEGONE T H O T*

  • @derekmoon7215
    @derekmoon7215 4 роки тому +147

    5:04
    The only reason they make everyone sleep, eat and shower together is to build camaraderie between fellow soldiers. Plus it makes you not so anxious and paranoid about yourself or others. The military won't turn you gay, That's a stupid assumption.

    • @alexc7033
      @alexc7033 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah. If you end up fucking another man/woman while you are in the military, your either gay/bisexual already and didn’t know it or… you are a very fruity person.

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 3 роки тому +7

      TF2 characters: that's us

    • @dieucondorimperial2509
      @dieucondorimperial2509 3 роки тому +6

      Assuming that anything can "turn" people gay is already stupid.

    • @carlthebigman
      @carlthebigman 3 роки тому +3

      bro...if you "turn" gay when you go to the military you're probably already gay or bi or whatever

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 5 років тому +4671

    “Nice” Girl: I’m not like other girls
    Other girls: Same

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +3126

    When your ex starts self-deprecating, tell them they're right. Girls love hearing that they're right.
    "I guess I just don't deserve to be happy."
    "Correct."

    • @itsBAY35
      @itsBAY35 4 роки тому +213

      Your intellect is truly staggering!

    • @harperf.1306
      @harperf.1306 4 роки тому +171

      Nater K i’m a female, and i can confirm.

    • @souhridyobose4362
      @souhridyobose4362 4 роки тому +95

      You have the largest brain in the universe

    • @glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10
      @glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 4 роки тому +37

      .. your pfp ik it's meant to be childish but my dirty mind ain't letting me see it properly

    • @LILYPAD2763
      @LILYPAD2763 4 роки тому +34

      I can confirm as a female. Oop.

  • @rein_reeee
    @rein_reeee 4 роки тому +4093

    *_As a girl myself, these type of girls pisses me off. So bad honestly_*

  • @jazzilla246
    @jazzilla246 4 роки тому +104

    I don’t care what you quirky, 14 year old girls think, Your “zodiac” does not affect your personality whatsoever

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 4 роки тому +15

      I'm a taurus, dating an Aquarius so ye it also doesn't effect your relationships
      YOUR BIRTH MONTH DOES NOT DETERMINE YOUR LIFE

    • @jazzilla246
      @jazzilla246 4 роки тому +11

      •Lemon bee• yeah, the birth month doesn’t affect your life.
      I’m just saying, those zodiacs have nothing to do with your life choices.

    • @prettylikeaknife
      @prettylikeaknife 4 роки тому +3

      exactly

    • @11037_dr
      @11037_dr 4 роки тому +10

      Well for some reason it gives you background, when I first started learning about that stuff I was really confused but it explains my attitude and it’s REALLY strange... but it’s better not to assume that stuff from some fucking stars

    • @Nik-si3mn
      @Nik-si3mn 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly

  • @your_local_ginger9931
    @your_local_ginger9931 4 роки тому +2835

    "You will never be able to replace me"
    There are literally 7 billion people on the planet

  • @schlumpador4652
    @schlumpador4652 5 років тому +343

    Girl: screw this i’m outta here
    2 seconds later: No rEpLiEs???11?1??1

  • @jhonnymejia9702
    @jhonnymejia9702 4 роки тому +833

    Bruh the text message girl literally sucked all my energy for the day

    • @Luna-xb7sv
      @Luna-xb7sv 4 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @quisutdeusmfl
      @quisutdeusmfl 4 роки тому +3

      I felt the same bro

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 роки тому +31

      I seem to only find those kinds of girls. One or two good dates, and then suddenly an essay about why I'm playing with them because I didn't text them while I was working. I just don't even reply anymore.

    • @louisefallon545
      @louisefallon545 4 роки тому +8

      The comment above me is to long to read 👉😎👉

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 роки тому +31

      The guy above me can't read three sentences.

  • @dickottel
    @dickottel 4 роки тому +7853

    2 types of nice girls:
    1. I'm the prettiest, most intelligent, perfect girl, why won't anyone date me?
    2. I may not be pretty, but I'm nice and quirrrrky. Pls date me.

    • @kysike666
      @kysike666 4 роки тому +35

      STFU

    • @adriaelll
      @adriaelll 4 роки тому +656

      @@kysike666 you got triggered lol

    • @stickytip920
      @stickytip920 4 роки тому +308

      I’m the girl that enjoys being single
      Edit: nope not anymore lmfao

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 роки тому +17

      True

    • @angelfish1506
      @angelfish1506 4 роки тому +223

      I'm a guy, and I'm gay, so I don't have to deal with either.

  • @bunnybunnz
    @bunnybunnz 4 роки тому +121

    Nice Girls: Don’t judge me!
    Also nice girls: WhY dOes THe uGLy GiRl gEt aLl tHe GUyS?!?

  • @discontinuedchannel8713
    @discontinuedchannel8713 5 років тому +1863

    Nice girls in a nutshell:
    *Guy* - Hi
    *Nice Girl* - LETS DATE PLS I LOVE YOU YOURE THE BEST
    *Guy* - No
    *Nice Girl* - I HATE YOU I WAS JOKING YOURE A JERK

    • @cringeman9998
      @cringeman9998 5 років тому +91

      Act 2:
      Guy: Hi
      Girl: UmM, i HavE A bF u KnOw?
      Guy: ok i never asked, and i don't care

    • @kappakappa1307
      @kappakappa1307 5 років тому +43

      How to respond to this: “k”

    • @oof5882
      @oof5882 5 років тому +5

      @@valentinjianu6943 found the "nice" guy

    • @Johanaa
      @Johanaa 5 років тому +2

      So truee

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 5 років тому +2

      @@valentinjianu6943 ha, found the niceguy

  • @kaibrace-day1441
    @kaibrace-day1441 4 роки тому +2294

    They "nice girl's" would go well with "nice guy's"

    • @60secondhistory9
      @60secondhistory9 4 роки тому +222

      If the goal is the end of humanity

    • @Doggo15
      @Doggo15 4 роки тому +15

      no

    • @vamu1640
      @vamu1640 4 роки тому +85

      They hate each other unfortunately.

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 4 роки тому +37

      *nice guys *nice girls

    • @mico.6777
      @mico.6777 4 роки тому +2

      Bad Boys lol

  • @yunuyfx
    @yunuyfx 5 років тому +3826

    There is one person in the world who wouldn’t cheat on me
    My F.B.I. guy
    Edit- Most likes I’ve got thanks

    • @soupe.
      @soupe. 5 років тому +43

      Rymyir oh- why- never mind.

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 5 років тому +182

      true that

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 5 років тому +29

      My hand can never leave me!

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 5 років тому +37

      JustAnAccount123 well, that’s not really true, your hand can get severed

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 5 років тому +16

      @@gary4014 Oh... ):

  • @charkyoinz
    @charkyoinz 3 роки тому +38

    "I'm just like every other *bruh"*
    - Emkay

  • @bananahhh-_-993
    @bananahhh-_-993 4 роки тому +4893

    Guy: *doesn't cheat*
    Girl: *cheats*
    Guy: *breaks up with her*
    Girl: "oH My GOd yOu aRE sUCh a PrIcK! IM lOyAL!"

    • @kayaeki
      @kayaeki 4 роки тому +51

      That's so sad haha

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +149

      Yeah these chicks really are stupid. It is kinda sad.

    • @moralcandy
      @moralcandy 4 роки тому +26

      OMG that's like the whole subreddit.

    • @rachelkayx
      @rachelkayx 4 роки тому +10

      @@mac1bc incel.

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +32

      @@rachelkayx not really. Is that what you go around calling people who don't think like you?

  • @kairyu2914
    @kairyu2914 4 роки тому +1243

    :)

  • @woodycowboy9368
    @woodycowboy9368 5 років тому +708

    Funny how the Nicegirls don't accept the fact that the boy could choose who to like/not liking them back. They are so nice 👍

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 років тому

      Not as nice as the amount of likes you have

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 років тому

      DAMMIT PUBLIC!!!

    • @woodycowboy9368
      @woodycowboy9368 5 років тому +2

      @@nishikascorpio7830 oof

    • @doot_slayer
      @doot_slayer 5 років тому +4

      Somehow they still don't understand that commitment goes BOTH WAYS.

    • @chingu6891
      @chingu6891 4 роки тому +2

      @@doot_slayer as a female i do not accept them worthy as a nice girl

  • @whimsyshrimp2717
    @whimsyshrimp2717 4 роки тому +96

    “Jolly as a Rancher?” Lmao I’m gonna use that

  • @didiuanna10
    @didiuanna10 4 роки тому +1234

    nobody:
    literally nobody:
    some girls out of nowhere: *i hAvE a bOyFrIeNd*

    • @kait6423
      @kait6423 4 роки тому +44

      They’ve been rejected so many times for being nice girls, when they actually get a boyfriend the whole world needs to know

    • @annamaiaroli8848
      @annamaiaroli8848 4 роки тому +30

      omggg i hate those girls... i asked him one school related question and she responds "sorry he has a girlfriend😘"

    • @julia-jv9gp
      @julia-jv9gp 4 роки тому +8

      @@annamaiaroli8848 lolll

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 4 роки тому +6

      @@annamaiaroli8848 what the hell 🤣

    • @indeed2207
      @indeed2207 4 роки тому +2

      What's the point, no one care about her, just let her be, ignorance is how you beat almost every dumb peoples.

  • @xanderhebert6257
    @xanderhebert6257 4 роки тому +507

    If I ever get an automatic “I have a boyfriend.”
    Imma be like “hey, me too.”
    Not into dudes but imma leave on a punchline.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 роки тому +130

      That reminds me of something my friend said at prom.
      He walks up to this one girl standing by the punchbowl and asks, "Hey, wanna dance?" She turns towards him and says that she's into girls.
      My friend excitedly replies, "Yo, me too! We have so much in common!"

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 роки тому +37

      @@DakotaofRaptors *outstanding move!*

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 роки тому +25

      @@hat7475 pro gamer move

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 4 роки тому +12

      Izaiah Florés that’s fucking genius! I’m going to steal that...

    • @prodcas3906
      @prodcas3906 4 роки тому +3

      Genius

  • @inky5574
    @inky5574 4 роки тому +1864

    Guy: I'm going to the store, you want anything?
    Nice Girl: No.
    Guy: *returns with nothing for her*
    Nice Girl: You weren't suppose to do that!

    • @losingidiot1297
      @losingidiot1297 4 роки тому +77

      * proceeds to go full on screaming banshee mode *

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 4 роки тому +44

      @@losingidiot1297 Is that the female version of "reeeeeeee"?

    • @pookieluca2261
      @pookieluca2261 4 роки тому +11

      Taylor Davison *yes*

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 роки тому +23

      Dude, when a women says "nothing," she means, "something, anything, you decide for me."
      When a woman says "X," she means "the opposite of X."
      This is Women 101.

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 4 роки тому +2

      @@taylordavison6849 "ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

  • @applef1uffy
    @applef1uffy 4 роки тому +157

    Edit: I would like to clarify, I am being sarcastic
    “Yeah, I like black, I’m not like the other girls”
    So does my friend. So does my sister. So does like 30% of the population. So do some ducks. You’re not special, Susan

  • @alistairlol7198
    @alistairlol7198 5 років тому +546

    wow
    these girls are just so nice
    I can't handle it

    • @peepeecrusher5765
      @peepeecrusher5765 5 років тому +14

      I-is your pfp the death note shinigami

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 5 років тому +8

      WHAT IS THAT PFP!?!

    • @szayelaporrogranz52
      @szayelaporrogranz52 5 років тому +5

      Your pfp is literally my most favorite photo in the world. I love you.

    • @fazeicydatank1614
      @fazeicydatank1614 5 років тому +3

      The one were they disrespected the military got me pretty mad, not gonna lie

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 років тому +1

      That's a way to say it

  • @ostrichlicker6171
    @ostrichlicker6171 4 роки тому +277

    6:27 if the roles were reversed and a man sent an unsolicited sexual picture or video of him he would have been attacked by millions

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 4 роки тому +25

      What do you mean "if the roles were reversed"? We're literally all criticizing her in the same way lol that's kinda the point of the reddit thread and this video

    • @ostrichlicker6171
      @ostrichlicker6171 4 роки тому +34

      @@2GoatsInATrenchCoat Its really not look at stories such as Blondie where she sends 13-year-old boy nudes and allegedly grooms this young boy saying things like 'I really must be a pedo cause that's hot' and 'dibs on your virginity' whilst this was hardly even covered in new stories and didn't raise much attention from authorities. But numerous stories about dads playing games with their daughters in parks and the police being called on them. So tell me again if the roles were reversed would it really be the same.

    • @megwebb8129
      @megwebb8129 4 роки тому +6

      Imagine being so desperate to be angry you'll take your point to a UA-cam comment section completely unrelated to said point.

    • @pkfire5790
      @pkfire5790 4 роки тому +2

      @@ostrichlicker6171 send link i wanna read

    • @ostrichlicker6171
      @ostrichlicker6171 4 роки тому +7

      @@pkfire5790 ua-cam.com/video/mbVq5balFGU/v-deo.html Here is the video talking about blondie and I am not able to find the link to the numerous stories published by fathers but some research by you and you'll find em

  • @saturn1594
    @saturn1594 4 роки тому +1001

    wait, nice girls can be lesbians too? *THEY'RE ADVANCING*

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 роки тому +41

      Degrading is more like it...

    • @vict0riathefangirl
      @vict0riathefangirl 4 роки тому +24

      what if they team up with nice guys XD

    • @dumbass5917
      @dumbass5917 4 роки тому +92

      As a lesbian I don’t claim them!! Please!!

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 роки тому +40

      @@dumbass5917 hey, I don't want 'em!

    • @ev3644
      @ev3644 4 роки тому +47

      We don't want them. I repeat we do not want them.

  • @lorenapilipovic5261
    @lorenapilipovic5261 4 роки тому +62

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Some girls: *i hAvE a boYfrIEnd*

    • @lorenapilipovic5261
      @lorenapilipovic5261 3 роки тому

      @Ugly Inferior Disgusting Subhuman #5'6 manlet it does not bc that percentage is ridiculous lmao

    • @lorenapilipovic5261
      @lorenapilipovic5261 3 роки тому

      @Ugly Inferior Disgusting Subhuman #5'6 manlet okay👌🏼

  • @Britt679
    @Britt679 4 роки тому +640

    2 types of nice girls
    1."I'm not like other girls, I like chicken nuggets, I hate pink and I love sunflowers"
    2."I'm pretty antisocial but soo caring with the ones I love and VIRGOS PISS ME OFF, I am an Asparagus, best zodiac sign"

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 роки тому +67

      *ASPARAGUS*

    • @primtenda7705
      @primtenda7705 4 роки тому +9

      Chicken nugget good

    • @nootnoot9606
      @nootnoot9606 4 роки тому +11

      whats wrong with virgos?

    • @sophiad548
      @sophiad548 4 роки тому +26

      @@nootnoot9606 lol nothing is actually wrong with virgos, it's just a joke.

    • @nootnoot9606
      @nootnoot9606 4 роки тому +9

      @@sophiad548 ooops sorry, I thought there's something wrong. Thanks fpr letting me know. :)

  • @Jardonius
    @Jardonius 4 роки тому +389

    "PLEASE! JUST AN OUNCE!" *sobs incoherently* "J-Just a *smidgen* of weiner!"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +2

      😒

    • @annieslegend
      @annieslegend 4 роки тому +11

      Jarod Walker sums up the life of all r/nicegirls

    • @sisterelijah4267
      @sisterelijah4267 4 роки тому +16

      "Just a smidgen of weiner"
      Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlackRose-hm7im
      @BlackRose-hm7im 4 роки тому +2

      Beautiful pfp

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp.

  • @Ramen_Doodles08
    @Ramen_Doodles08 4 роки тому +49

    Them: you’ll never find someone like me!
    Me: that is why I’m breaking up with you

  • @Starling_04
    @Starling_04 5 років тому +891

    0:48 those two should seriously look into being script writers for drama movies or tv shows lol

    • @tommymitchell7775
      @tommymitchell7775 5 років тому +41

      That's is literally what I thought!!

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 5 років тому +87

      Bitch wrote a damn essay about there relationship. If only she used that energy on something useful. Like a education.

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +16

      @@Floridamangaming729 'relationship'

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +1

      @@parakeetiscool7647 don't forget a education lol

    • @chrwea3809
      @chrwea3809 5 років тому +6

      “Seams”

  • @KCCC326
    @KCCC326 4 роки тому +851

    I like that the modern term for delusional narcissism is just a sarcastic “nice” and then a gender

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 4 роки тому +93

      There's two things that affect this:
      1) the general idea that narcissistic and self-victimizing people see themselves as "nice" and think that this is enough to land a partner. They'll often address themselves with that trait, and hence it becomes a meme.
      2) The generally recent, and false, cultural idea that "niceness" is a cover-up and that all people are virtually self-centered.
      This is then often explained, again falsely, to be connected with sexual frustrations. Unfortunately, the ACTUAL narcissists that ARE sexually frustrated tend to spread that idea further around.
      There's a reason the term "cuck" has begun to spring up recently, which is a term indicating a sexual fetish, to refer to people with more left-wing leaning views. The people using that term as an insult towards progressives themselves constantly use sexual projections on anybody they disagree with. (That people who defend gay marriage can still expect to themselves be called gay because of that is further proof that conservative cultures use sexual projections as stigmatization).
      So yes, having a generally "nice" character is now being treated either as a cover-up, or a bad character trait. Wonderful.

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 4 роки тому +38

      @@RedFloyd469 That was legitimately insightful.

    • @alppp6
      @alppp6 4 роки тому +13

      @@taylordavison6849 fr

    • @inarihime8524
      @inarihime8524 4 роки тому +5

      I just got that 17th century vibes from ur language. Idk y😂😂😂

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +1

      😨oh fuck.

  • @hankookofthewest
    @hankookofthewest 4 роки тому +419

    What terrifies me is that "nice girls" like these actually exists

    • @jay-sansings5024
      @jay-sansings5024 4 роки тому +8

      I know, my aunt is like a "nice girl" in training, because she's constantly like "Oh my bf is crazy" or "oh my bf want to marry me" and shit like that, but shes always going back, and I'm pretty sure shes said some stuff similar to what any other nice girl/"quirky girl" would/has said

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 4 роки тому +5

      @@jay-sansings5024 I have a similar situation
      But it is my step mom

    • @bullymaguire2061
      @bullymaguire2061 3 роки тому +5

      @@rebeccaschroder3000 bro wtf
      How's your dad handling it

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 3 роки тому +4

      @@bullymaguire2061 they broke up a few days ago.
      He realized how toxic she was and asked me for advice,
      so I told him to break up with her.
      He is doing better now.
      Thanks for asking.

    • @spodreman7732
      @spodreman7732 3 роки тому +1

      at least we get to laugh at them on reddit.
      so thats one good thing, right?

  • @RandomPerson-rt3sz
    @RandomPerson-rt3sz 4 роки тому +64

    For the military one,
    You know what protects you from dying?
    The Military,
    If its a world war what will protect you?
    The military,
    Thank the Military for protecting us,
    And actually letting you get boyfriends and men,
    And also, most women whould be grateful with Ppl who been in the military for protecting us, and would wany men like that,
    Idk, Stereotypical, dont try to attack me

    • @texasdemon6525
      @texasdemon6525 4 роки тому +7

      @Mio Honda the military is the only place that makes you homophobic and anti-homophobic at the same time

    • @robbieskywalker689
      @robbieskywalker689 4 роки тому +1

      I haven’t even enlisted yet but I’m still gay

    • @cayden2744
      @cayden2744 4 роки тому +1

      @Miles Edgeworth
      Wtf lol

    • @manticoremeasuringassjiggl5203
      @manticoremeasuringassjiggl5203 3 роки тому +1

      @Miles Edgeworth I served and sure as hell ain't gay.

  • @cenasparks3402
    @cenasparks3402 5 років тому +453

    All 'Nice Girls' are Emotionally and Mentally Abusive.
    Change My Mind.
    Edit: Even Hotter Take, People who don't allow their SO to have relationships outside of dating -ie: friends, family, and co-workers- of the same gender as themselves are Abusive too. Can't handle your SO hanging out with somebody else other than yourself? Constantly thinking they're cheaters or don't treat YOU as the only priority all day, everyday? 👏You👏are👏abusive👏

    • @jessica-nd8ku
      @jessica-nd8ku 5 років тому +38

      You guys we found a new President!

    • @cyanidesmile7263
      @cyanidesmile7263 5 років тому +32

      I don't think anyone but the nice girls and nice guys disagree with you

    • @imsad1134
      @imsad1134 5 років тому +5

      This is true, I'm not a nice person, and all the nice people are extremely possesive and victimising. OH and *really* cocky.

    • @claudiaquiroga2551
      @claudiaquiroga2551 5 років тому

      PREACH

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 5 років тому

      Exactly

  • @Ethereal_Divinity
    @Ethereal_Divinity 5 років тому +574

    guy: *Talks to a girl*
    Nice girl: DoNt fUcKiNg tAlK tO mE
    Guy: alright. *Stops talking to her*
    Girl: _Wait, thats illegal_

  • @rayesafan9628
    @rayesafan9628 4 роки тому +27

    “Jolly as a frickin Rancher”
    Golden.

  • @MARINE_VIRUS
    @MARINE_VIRUS 4 роки тому +685

    Nice Girl : "I HATE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE"
    Guy: *ok*
    Nice Girl: щ(゜ロ゜щ)

  • @chroniclegamer138
    @chroniclegamer138 5 років тому +347

    It feels like these are all girls who spend their middle school years watching romantic films and never quite realize that they’re not watching a documentary

    • @coffeeenjoyer9099
      @coffeeenjoyer9099 4 роки тому +10

      I think u nailed it

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 роки тому

      Spot on

    • @abigale3629
      @abigale3629 4 роки тому +7

      As a woman, you’re absolutely correct. I used to think about the fairytale picture perfect relationship, until my recent first relationship. I fell in love with the simple things and I felt warm inside when we got to spend some quality time together. That’s all I ever wanted, but unfortunately we broke up 2 months into the relationship and argued for 3 months on why it ended. I wish him well and I do thank him for making me into a better and humble person.

    • @kitcat2449
      @kitcat2449 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I don't understand how overdramatic they can get over the simpliest things. Or how they always have some kind of drama going on. How hard is it to be a decent human being?

    • @MonaGC.
      @MonaGC. 4 роки тому +1

      Oh come on. How is Game of Thrones NOT a documentary?!

  • @nzeity0160
    @nzeity0160 4 роки тому +269

    If you ever meet a"nicegirl" in text, when she acts up just say k or leave her on read because that solves everything, honestly

    • @2Muchpjp
      @2Muchpjp 4 роки тому +18

      Or "fair enough".

    • @julia-jv9gp
      @julia-jv9gp 4 роки тому +14

      Or 'gtg talk to u later'

    • @kaoz8502
      @kaoz8502 4 роки тому +2

      @@julia-jv9gp True

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 4 роки тому +2

      Simple solution: block her

    • @roxinaamber6987
      @roxinaamber6987 4 роки тому +10

      I have my daily dose of fun letting their insults contradict their own words, and then using it against them and laughing at them with my girlfriend. like the "ugly" insult contradicting "why are people after looks"

  • @runitskikijames
    @runitskikijames 4 роки тому +18

    Me: looks at r/niceguys "okay well maybe nice girls is better?"
    Also me: looks at r/nicegirls "we're doomed"

  • @braelynherbert1495
    @braelynherbert1495 5 років тому +245

    "Women over 35 are much better than women that are 18-25"
    Well you were aged 18-25 at one point in time

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +19

      And she's still single, logic checks out

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 5 років тому +7

      Yeah it's too bad they can't have an 18-25 body but a 35 brain

    • @donglegs
      @donglegs 5 років тому +4

      Jacob Hoover No one has sagged that much in those ten years. I figured she was obese.

    • @honeyy383
      @honeyy383 5 років тому +7

      rip women 26-34

    • @samuelskogqvist5565
      @samuelskogqvist5565 5 років тому +3

      @@honeyy383 Women at those ages doesn't exist.

  • @theboa6946
    @theboa6946 5 років тому +402

    This was on my recommended. I am watching it currently. I have laughed over and over. You are so underrated and earned a new subscriber.

    • @user-nw5vy6gp9e
      @user-nw5vy6gp9e 5 років тому +11

      807K subscribers is far from underrated lol

    • @tggoober4170
      @tggoober4170 5 років тому +9

      @@user-nw5vy6gp9e idk man seems underrated compared to channels that have millions

    • @bingo2underscores
      @bingo2underscores 5 років тому +2

      Thats just wholesome

    • @dr.avalanche4994
      @dr.avalanche4994 5 років тому +1

      You’re gonna quickly learn to love Damien. He’s a great guy!

  • @cukoococo7698
    @cukoococo7698 4 роки тому +555

    I never understand when girls say "YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER WOMAN LIKE ME"
    Like....isn't that the point?????
    *I classify as a female btw* And tbh women can be really confusing

    • @craftah
      @craftah 4 роки тому +12

      Who cares dude

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 4 роки тому +26

      I don't understand women who want an abortion but then claim it's their partner who can't handle commitment. (Yes this is a thing that happens, and it's usually way worse if the guy wanted the baby and she told him about it)

    • @vallisroyeaux4979
      @vallisroyeaux4979 4 роки тому +12

      CrafterSon The people who liked the comment.

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 4 роки тому +8

      It's actually really funny since my immediate thoughts whenever I see something like that goes along the lines of praising God for good fortune.

    • @cukoococo7698
      @cukoococo7698 4 роки тому +7

      @@Dim2134 Hallelujah✨😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 4 роки тому +39

    "YOU cheated on ME"
    "Well it's your fault cause I'm loyal!"
    "You can't just say it and it becomes true!" -Jontron

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Рік тому

      A Jontron quote... you're a person of culture.

  • @The4Tifier
    @The4Tifier 4 роки тому +284

    A lot of these girls are solid 10’s......
    On the “Crazy” axis of the Hot/Crazy Matrix...

    • @bullymaguire2061
      @bullymaguire2061 3 роки тому +1

      If girl was hot, but was a nice girl, would you still date her

    • @The4Tifier
      @The4Tifier 3 роки тому +1

      @@bullymaguire2061 Do you mean a "nice girl" as in one with a good personality, or a "nice girl" as in a girl that only acts nice to get what she wants?

    • @sourgaming7900
      @sourgaming7900 3 роки тому

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @beefythiefy
    @beefythiefy 5 років тому +657

    nicegirls: WHY WON'T MEN RESPECT WOMEN? JUST BECAUSE WE'RE A BIT ON THE HEAVIER SIDE DOESN'T MEAN WE AREN'T HAPPY OR FUNNY A NICE TO HANG OUT WITH AS OPPOSED TO SOME SKINNY *BRUH*
    also nicegirls: I don't date guys under 6 ft
    edit: thanks for 500 likes!

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 років тому +76

      Nicegirls: Having an overweight BMI doesn't mean I'm fat, it could be muscle!
      Also nicegirls: You aren't a man if you're under 6ft.

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 років тому

      ;lolo

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 років тому +3

      Or "I don't date, unless you're a doctor/lawyer"

    • @whatsthevibebro9523
      @whatsthevibebro9523 5 років тому +2

      Yikes.

    • @SirDankington
      @SirDankington 5 років тому +17

      Honestly, if my 5'8 means i dont have to deal with people like this, i'll take it

  • @itsyoboiivan3255
    @itsyoboiivan3255 5 років тому +1964

    Me:*Runs out of battery*
    Nice girl: So you have chosen, death
    Edit: I am dissapointed in all you guys. I told you to no more like

    • @-EKI-4
      @-EKI-4 5 років тому +6

      Fr thoooo

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 5 років тому +36

      Nobody like anymore keep it at 69 because thats nice

    • @AspectEXE
      @AspectEXE 5 років тому +10

      @@itsyoboiivan3255 rip the dream

    • @bottlegang3187
      @bottlegang3187 5 років тому +4

      @@AspectEXE get it to 420

    • @seventhdaymusic
      @seventhdaymusic 5 років тому +4

      It’s close to 420 now though so...

  • @asagothe_fander
    @asagothe_fander Рік тому +10

    “The military will turn you gay”
    Well that’s a take I’ve never heard before

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 5 років тому +693

    2:44
    That, dear sweet precious Damien, is called *guilt tripping.* It's what EVERY nice girl does. It's emotionally manipulating someone into doing what you want by putting yourself down and making them feel bad.
    It's a shitty thing to do.

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 років тому +7

      How can you be emotionally manipulated? just say no and walk away.

    • @TheOneWithTheScarlet
      @TheOneWithTheScarlet 5 років тому +117

      @@nishikascorpio7830 how can you be murdered? just say no and walk away.

    • @atze4505
      @atze4505 5 років тому +99

      @@nishikascorpio7830 how can you be homeless? Just buy a home 🤦‍♂️

    • @MunExe
      @MunExe 5 років тому +54

      @@nishikascorpio7830 Emotional manipulation is pretty easy to do.. But different people react differently.
      If I _wanted_ to make you upset right now, I could insult you. Or belittle you. Like 'How can you be so STUPID? Just shut up and leave, you moron.'
      If I wanted to make you feel good, I could agree with you. I'm not saying I do, however. I believe it's really not that hard to manipulate emotions. But it depends on the person[s] involved.
      While YOU may not be affected by someone saying 'IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AND ITS ALL UR FAULT' and could/would walk off from that, other people might be.
      Like I said, different people react differently. You get my drift?

    • @dvasgirl
      @dvasgirl 5 років тому +3

      My ‘frienDs’ guilt trip me like that-

  • @senior.1047
    @senior.1047 5 років тому +802

    I thought I was early, scrolled down and saw 200 comments. Fml

  • @lunarwings4481
    @lunarwings4481 4 роки тому +26

    Me, eating very spicy chips while watching this: "Well, me and these ladies have one thing in common; we are both spitting FIRE." *I say to myself while going to get some milk*

  • @thedarkartist3635
    @thedarkartist3635 4 роки тому +491

    Him: hey
    Her: I have a boyfriend
    Him: congratulations
    Him: what part of the PowerPoint should I do?

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 4 роки тому +6

      That's when this clip comes in handy.
      ua-cam.com/video/LuKzt7p-MnM/v-deo.html

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +2

      @@taylordavison6849 😂Haha!!
      😔I Miss Frank...

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 4 роки тому

      @@setsers1 Same.

  • @iamacookie538
    @iamacookie538 5 років тому +356

    I'm just reading battery %.
    Some need chargers...

  • @kahlesskronos2721
    @kahlesskronos2721 3 роки тому +16

    If the military has taught me anything its that it's a brotherhood not a gay relationship.

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 4 роки тому +139

    Anyone else frightened by the realization that these people are still out there ...

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 роки тому

      Theres one of them at my school

    • @mariag8324
      @mariag8324 4 роки тому

      Gregg Mc Farlane It’s a cycle of crazy. The crazy guy/lady will blame, harass, ignore, threat, and manipulate. Even when the person’s texts is the most reasonable and realistic version of the story. Moral of the story of: ignore and block.🙃🤨

    • @t0t0_69
      @t0t0_69 4 роки тому +1

      Gregg Mc Farlane Na cuz I'm inside and they're out there getting the corona

    • @hamburgercat3265
      @hamburgercat3265 4 роки тому

      YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

  • @flame1309
    @flame1309 5 років тому +542

    How many times he had to say “bruh”.
    👇🏾

    • @n-gaming4056
      @n-gaming4056 5 років тому +5

      FLAME130 funny how you didn’t get many like

    • @theonetruefusky7681
      @theonetruefusky7681 5 років тому

      To be fair i only counted 24 bruh's sooo

    • @pope6770
      @pope6770 5 років тому

      Times 2

    • @flame1309
      @flame1309 5 років тому

      N - Gaming funny how you liked your own comment

    • @crossmtfo1884
      @crossmtfo1884 5 років тому

      69 times lmao

  • @ainrsttt
    @ainrsttt 4 роки тому +367

    Once I was trapped in a toxic friendship with a girl that was always making me feel guilty, always complaining, always lashing out on me whenever she felt like shit, and yet not doing anything to change that. And everytime, she would come back crying, saying she didn't mean any of this, that's just bc she's damaged, broken and lonely, that i'm the only real friend she has etc. At some point, I got tired of it : she was insulting me again and I got angry (believe me, I'm very patient when it comes to close friends). I told her that I was willing to be her friend only if she promised me to never disrespect me again. She broke her promise. So I left. For a few months she kept sending me messages, saying that "in the end I was like every other person in her life abandonning her". It made me feel so angry, but I ignored her. Later she slowly realized I wasn't coming back, so she tried blaming me, accusing me, begging me, doing whatever she could to try and get me back.
    One year later, she came back asking if I was okay. At this point, I was no longer angry so we had a discussion. She seemed to have changed. She apologized, and it seemed sincere. She looked like she refelcted a lot on herself and saw how toxic she was.
    Til today, I keep a safe distance from her. I'm talking to her, helping her in a safe way, giving her advices. She seems like she is truly hurt by that distance I'm keeping but she doesn't push me or try to force me. She's still hurt and broken, and I still don't think she's fully aware of what she was and what she has done (thus why I keep a distance) but there's some change, good change.
    Don't let a toxic friend/lover ruin your sanity and life. Leave them. If they truly care about you, they'll reflect but if you do not stand for yourself, that person will not.

    • @vulcan4608
      @vulcan4608 4 роки тому +34

      @Chikara Love doesn't mean you have to constantly put up with the toxicity of another person while they blame it on "raging hormones". Bad behaviour has no excuse. There is no excuse to act like a bitch, disrespect your friend/partner and then act like your friend/partner doesn't love you because they decide to dump your ass. If you have some deep psychological issues it's not your friend's/partner's job to "fix" you or put up with you, you need to see a therapist for that. If you actually cared about the other person in a relationship you wouldn't look for excuses to justify your toxic behaviour like "raging hormones" you'd try to better yourself. By your statement I guess that you're probably a girl (since girls have a habit of not taking responsibility) and I pity the man that'll ever get into a relationship with you (or probably is in a relationship with you), you'll probably complain, nag and disrespect him and blame it on "raging hormones".

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 4 роки тому +11

      Sounds a lot like a toxic friendship I had a few years back. Unfortunately, I never officially ended it because I was too scared. I've just let our friendship fade naturally over time, especially since we started university. We still see each other and catch up from time to time. She's gotten *way* better over the years, but I still feel uneasy how I let her step over me out of fear. (Sorry for the long comment! Happy new years!)

    • @loreleypandora7653
      @loreleypandora7653 4 роки тому +4

      Tbh I've had a friend for a long time that was kinda toxic and she used to get really angry at me for I don't really remember why and ignored me and I used to be really sensitive (I'm still a baby when it comes to people beeing upset with me or not liking me even though I know that's ok) so that really fucked me up and we used to share a dorm room cause we went to boarding school and she yelled at me and told to just leave and I did I called my dad and got my stuff and I left. And we used to be in the same class but she was struggling to keep up and stuff so she was probably frustrated bc she had to change classes (there was an easier department and the separation was horrible she'd wright kind rude messages on my paper table pad about wanting stuff back she claimed I had ( I didn't remember borrowing it but I bought it and gave it to her parents) but ultimately throughout the separation I felt sorry for her bc everyone if our friends were taking my side bc they knew her. After a few years she apologized and now we're good friends again she's matured a lot but sometimes I felt sorry for her boyfriend cause she would get upset by him walking next to his best friend when the 4 of us were hanging out.

    • @alexisfuller1503
      @alexisfuller1503 4 роки тому +1

      Wow unknown I honestly feel the exact same way with a girl I just ended a friendship with, like straight up she treated me the exact same way you described your friend treating you, it's like we had the same girl lol

    • @ainrsttt
      @ainrsttt 4 роки тому +2

      @@alexisfuller1503 Well I'm sorry you had to go through this with someone as toxic as my friend.

  • @idksomethingfunny1540
    @idksomethingfunny1540 3 роки тому +11

    3:32 jolly as a freaking rancher is my new favorite thing

  • @tempest6015
    @tempest6015 5 років тому +936

    Girl: Makes a 10,000 word list on what she wants in a guy
    No one dates her
    *insert surprised pikachu face*

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 років тому +6

      @Joel Ceu You could be the sexiest potato in the world, and if you're an obnoxiously picky twat, I'm still not going to stomach you.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +11

      ​@Ahror I gotta be honest, I've gotten a lot pickier over recent years.
      Nearly all the things I'm picky about are more about compatibility in terms of life goals, values, personality traits, and the like though.

    • @CocoaPuffss
      @CocoaPuffss 4 роки тому +4

      My former friend used to do this and i would say her standards are high and mock her by saying 'omg yes, and also make sure he has a mole on the right side of his face, and a half centimeter away from his upper lip'

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 роки тому +1

      @Ahror Go fuck yourself.

    • @nemo-chan9252
      @nemo-chan9252 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly, the list is what ruins it.
      We all have preferences, yes.
      Like me, I like a guy with long hair.
      Domestic and pretty hot.
      A preference. But it doesnt mean I cant find a guy with short hair and find him hot. See what I mean?
      We all have a list of preferences, but we shouldn’t be blinded by it.
      Following the list of imaginary features will lower your chance of finding an actual partner. It will just make you picky. And no one likes a picky person. At least not me.
      But then it comes around with attraction, so follow your hearts.
      But not the damned list.

  • @radsockguy1035
    @radsockguy1035 4 роки тому +859

    "Now a days, Intelligent girls are single"
    It's because they're smart enough to not date every other hot guy they see

    • @gryla5290
      @gryla5290 4 роки тому +86

      That's actually a positive way of putting it

    • @radsockguy1035
      @radsockguy1035 4 роки тому +12

      @@gryla5290 Ok.. .-.

    • @adamzoubi96
      @adamzoubi96 4 роки тому +14

      So you're a girl and you're single, and this comment is to tell everyone your intelligent.
      Ok

    • @radsockguy1035
      @radsockguy1035 4 роки тому +52

      I am not a girl, (I'm every gender) and I'm not single but my point is that a lot of girls just date guys because they're hot

    • @avourrito1819
      @avourrito1819 4 роки тому +14

      @@adamzoubi96 Sh-should I point out that grammar error? She didn't prove things about herself just proving other parties

  • @ehat7413
    @ehat7413 4 роки тому +95

    "Welcome to mcdonalds can i-
    EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

  • @sodaithink
    @sodaithink 3 роки тому +10

    “How much were they?”
    “Lol idk.”
    *”i have a boyfriend.”*

  • @firegaming3970
    @firegaming3970 5 років тому +250

    Me: did you steal my car
    Karen: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 років тому +12

      You: You stole my car. *whips out glock*
      Nintendo: now that looks like a Neutral special...

    • @Draconyx1441
      @Draconyx1441 5 років тому +1

      Fire Gaming I think Karen’s a mother who took the kids

    • @nishikascorpio7830
      @nishikascorpio7830 5 років тому

      @@Draconyx1441 not entirely true, the phrase "Karen took the kids", refers to the OP knowing a Karen. Either they were friends, and she kidnapped them, or he lost in court.

    • @Draconyx1441
      @Draconyx1441 5 років тому

      Shika Maru Um ok thanks for telling me that?

    • @jt0n
      @jt0n 5 років тому +1

      she'll run over a family of 4 with the 2005 Honda accord she stole from you and be like "can't help being a zodiac"