I Turned 1-Star Toys into Military Nightmares

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  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober 6 місяців тому +25052

    That was not on my bingo card for potential Turret hacks. Heat seeking element was actually pretty sick.

    • @gracieloufreebush4899
      @gracieloufreebush4899 6 місяців тому +1027

      you are enabling him mr rober, and we love you for it

    • @luke_mckay
      @luke_mckay 6 місяців тому +407

      Phallus-seeking, actually

    • @nuclearsu
      @nuclearsu 6 місяців тому +132

      I bet you regret letting him say and do anything for the sponsored segment lol

    • @IPlay2MuchMinecraft
      @IPlay2MuchMinecraft 6 місяців тому +72

      I remember when William’s channel was bigger that yours. Seems a little silly now tho.

    • @mytoesis5759
      @mytoesis5759 6 місяців тому +34

      just know you’re supporting his military nightmares

  • @KamiKarl
    @KamiKarl 6 місяців тому +12041

    Making a flamethrower heat activated is the most William thing ever.

    • @EthanHannemann
      @EthanHannemann 6 місяців тому +112

      Open sauce will be Chaos with that thing

    • @Wrappedinhair
      @Wrappedinhair 6 місяців тому +112

      Most on-brand thing he did since lasercut Vin Diesel

    • @LordHonkInc
      @LordHonkInc 6 місяців тому +14

      @@Wrappedinhair oh man, that was a great one xD

    • @johndeaux8815
      @johndeaux8815 6 місяців тому +9

      Other than a heat seeking attack drone 😂

    • @lawnmowerdude
      @lawnmowerdude 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Wrappedinhairmade out of ham.

  • @PracticalEngineeringChannel
    @PracticalEngineeringChannel 6 місяців тому +16481

    ill take the dew

    • @Joseph_Leroy
      @Joseph_Leroy 6 місяців тому +201

      Damn beat me to it

    • @Wyvernnnn
      @Wyvernnnn 6 місяців тому +122

      I didn't think you had that Chaos in you

    • @Conessay
      @Conessay 6 місяців тому +47

      let him cook 🙏🙏

    • @JustinAlexanderBell
      @JustinAlexanderBell 6 місяців тому +24

      No I want it, I'll turn the bottle into a coolant tank.

    • @Blake2000
      @Blake2000 6 місяців тому +74

      I'll take the bottle of body temperature liquid 🙋‍♂️

  • @TEEDUBS
    @TEEDUBS 5 місяців тому +543

    "That's how I ended up with you" got me. 10/10 Dad joke.

  • @asher5048
    @asher5048 6 місяців тому +3660

    When the knife flew off the piston I immediately thought “thank goodness the baby isn’t in there” and sure enough it cuts to his baby activating the piston knife right after lol

    • @Redcraft7578
      @Redcraft7578 6 місяців тому +28

      Well, it wasn’t really aimed at the baby, so….

    • @emptyforrest
      @emptyforrest 6 місяців тому +206

      @@Redcraft7578 also, babies are really small targets and thus really hard to hit,

    • @rc-fannl7364
      @rc-fannl7364 6 місяців тому +20

      I'd like to quote Jimmy from Jimmy's World airplane channel: "What could possibly go wrong?"

    • @vyruss000
      @vyruss000 6 місяців тому +3

      Potato is super cute

    • @THE_ONE_TRUE_JESTER
      @THE_ONE_TRUE_JESTER 6 місяців тому +21

      "Screw Screw Screw Screw, It's how I ended up with you"

  • @Brandonator24
    @Brandonator24 6 місяців тому +2267

    17:18 "Dude it's a drone that tracks a light that's pretty cool"
    William programmed a moth

    • @greencanner4284
      @greencanner4284 5 місяців тому +99

      Or a Laser Guided Bomb, really just depends on how you look at it

    • @KoboretaMiruku
      @KoboretaMiruku 5 місяців тому +91

      @@greencanner4284 what I've taken from this is a moth is a laser guided bomb

    • @georgeh5075
      @georgeh5075 5 місяців тому +42

      ​@@KoboretaMiruku A laser guided moth would be a psychological weapon

    • @greencanner4284
      @greencanner4284 5 місяців тому +3

      @@KoboretaMiruku pretty much, the seeker on an LGB is just like 4 or 5 photodiodes with an optical filter over them so they an only see the laser point

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 5 місяців тому

      Just call it biomimicry and it'll draw all the investors.

  • @niemandfaxenmindestlohn
    @niemandfaxenmindestlohn 5 місяців тому +3517

    William. The guy who lost his house to a fire and used a flamethrower on a wooden table in his new home

    • @EricMJWebster
      @EricMJWebster 5 місяців тому +74

      My man is a little unhinged and owns it 😅

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 5 місяців тому +86

      based renter behavior

    • @eli3998
      @eli3998 5 місяців тому +57

      *a heat activated flame thrower

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 5 місяців тому +23

      The fire wouldn't dare attack twice.

    • @spammus1
      @spammus1 5 місяців тому +6

      Well they do say to fight fire with fire

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 5 місяців тому +479

    lockheed about to give this man a blank check

    • @Trunkeddetcord995
      @Trunkeddetcord995 5 місяців тому +5

      Skunkworks about too hire him

    • @festivebear9946
      @festivebear9946 18 днів тому

      He already worked for the government. He helped simulate the gun for the F35 jet. Kinda explains why he seems so loaded lol

  • @aliheja
    @aliheja 6 місяців тому +4472

    "screw, screw, glue, glue, that's how i ended up with you" 💀

    • @marsomatic639
      @marsomatic639 6 місяців тому +323

      Most unhinged statement in the whole video

    • @AMX0013
      @AMX0013 6 місяців тому +46

      @7:01

    • @BrysonTheTomato
      @BrysonTheTomato 6 місяців тому +72

      caught me off guard

    • @Lilkieff
      @Lilkieff 6 місяців тому +10

      He was talking to his kid

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv 6 місяців тому +6

      @@marsomatic639 You're kidding, right? Did you not get it or something?

  • @asger123_8
    @asger123_8 5 місяців тому +1059

    Heat seeking toy tank that stabs everything close to the ground made by a man with a newborn in the house

  • @anon_y_mousse
    @anon_y_mousse 5 місяців тому +1016

    Heat seeking, knife wielding tank is definitely a 10 out of 10 nightmare. That you had the baby in your arms and still activated it is a 100 out of 10 nightmare.

    • @itstybear
      @itstybear 5 місяців тому +47

      For real I was like “please remove the baby” in my head 😅

    • @PMtoAM
      @PMtoAM 5 місяців тому +10

      Quite possibly sheer heart attack from jojos pt4

    • @raphaelmorgan2307
      @raphaelmorgan2307 5 місяців тому +15

      the baby's face when the knife shot out 😭

    • @hantront
      @hantront 5 місяців тому +28

      Safety first man. Did you expect him to activate it WITHOUT some sort of shielding equipment or something?

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 5 місяців тому +12

      ​@@raphaelmorgan2307I can't blame her! I really REALLY can't blame her showing major discomfort. Because at least she's developing self preservation, a personality trait that I can only assume inherited from mom

  • @rjtimmerman2861
    @rjtimmerman2861 5 місяців тому +119

    7:00 "Screw, screw, screw, screw, it's how I ended up with you" and cutting to the baby was diabolically funny

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale 6 місяців тому +1794

    Really worried (excited) these toys will be combined into one flying-flamethrower-baby-knife-thrusting drone-tank that burns, slices and stabs you.
    But it’s the psychological damage of it also calling you old and wrinkly while it does that really pushes it to an 11/10
    Which is exactly why you gotta go to open sauce

  • @veritasium
    @veritasium 6 місяців тому +1637

    See ya there!

  • @shockdoggo6889
    @shockdoggo6889 6 місяців тому +1752

    >turns a baby doll that sh*ts itself into a flamethrower
    >the flames come out of the mouth

    • @BlitzzingArts
      @BlitzzingArts 6 місяців тому +95

      One is a William Osman invention, the other is me after Mexican food

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 6 місяців тому +77

      Reeves would have had the flames coming out the other end. He also would have made it swear.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 6 місяців тому +31

      ​@@VoltisArt or be activated by swearing

    • @trevorhaddox6884
      @trevorhaddox6884 6 місяців тому +8

      BigCliveDotCom already put a firework in a doll's rear some years ago.

    • @coloradoduckling1174
      @coloradoduckling1174 6 місяців тому +8

      William is Sid from Toy Story

  • @bencenagy6638
    @bencenagy6638 5 місяців тому +8

    I love how the doll could be an even better working nightmare, it just takes a line or two of code. It just needs to clamp the signal so if the laser temp senses more than a certain value it just starts a timer or ignores the new triggers.

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 5 місяців тому +1122

    9:36 “How many nightmare points?”
    “I don’t-I-ha-h-ih-what’s wrong with you??”

    • @Xenoray1
      @Xenoray1 5 місяців тому +34

      divorce papers: filed

    • @tiduszk
      @tiduszk Місяць тому +6

      Alternative title: William Osman repeatedly traumatizes his wife with various murder robots.

  • @sunnysonne2957
    @sunnysonne2957 6 місяців тому +700

    Not only did you have a baby activate a contraption you knew fully capable of flinging knives, you gave it heatseeking and almost let it loose on your self. 10/10 nightmare

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @tnarg9561
      @tnarg9561 5 місяців тому +1

      @@EEEEEEEEE

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 21 день тому

      What’s the point of an immature comment like this?

  • @marcoling2173
    @marcoling2173 5 місяців тому +453

    That stabby tank is definitely nightmare material. An all-terrain hunk of metal strapped with a powerful stabby weapon slowly but surely coming at you, regardless of day or night, ready to cause non-fatal but incapacitating injuries and excruciating pain by obliterating your ankles, is surely a 10/10 nightmare.

    • @TytusNg
      @TytusNg 5 місяців тому +2

      He should have replaced the blade with some fireworks with extra gunpowder

  • @vern219
    @vern219 5 місяців тому +15

    The algorithm showed me this today and I am so thankful, subscribed, also as a fellow dad, your baby pushing the button and aftermath was hilarious, and the Nile reference was so funny

  • @thestrangeguy6084
    @thestrangeguy6084 6 місяців тому +607

    Todays Video features:
    Disguising a Military Object as a civilian Object: (Perfidy under Section 37(1) of A.P. 1 of the geneva Convention)
    Making an autonomous Millitary Robot without target discrimination: (UN-Convention against Weapons with either excessively injourious or indiscrimate effect)
    The meme thing (Good taste)
    Making a terminal guidance seeker (International Traffic in Arms Regulations Part 121 on Ammunition and Guidance)
    All in all a solid 7/10 in terms of military nightmares

    • @nolanbaker2360
      @nolanbaker2360 6 місяців тому +63

      Civilians can't commit war crimes
      It's just a list of ideas for us lol

    • @sortaspicey9278
      @sortaspicey9278 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@nolanbaker2360 🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @duskpede5146
      @duskpede5146 6 місяців тому +45

      @@nolanbaker2360 well if you keep committing enough of them they stop considering you a civilian

    • @PlatypusBillDuck
      @PlatypusBillDuck 6 місяців тому +10

      "ITAR? I don't!" - William Osman probably

    • @sunnysonne2957
      @sunnysonne2957 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@duskpede5146 that's not true at all! We still call Canadians civilians don't we?

  • @Garguler
    @Garguler 6 місяців тому +875

    No way, William has decided to post a video on his second chanel.

    • @glorbog
      @glorbog 6 місяців тому +11

      We have to take what we can get unfortunately. 😞

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 6 місяців тому +2

      @@glorbog No, stop. do not.

    • @adfaklsdjf
      @adfaklsdjf 6 місяців тому +2

      💥 roasted

    • @glorbog
      @glorbog 6 місяців тому

      @@goldensloth7 please, can you don't.

    • @Chronicallywitty
      @Chronicallywitty 6 місяців тому +2

      Dude, I didn’t even notice which channel this was on. 😂😂

  • @nicocolarusso5770
    @nicocolarusso5770 6 місяців тому +583

    "What's wrong with you" should have been worth bonus nightmare points on it's own! That tank was a genuine nightmare and way worse than the baby!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 6 місяців тому +6

      "What is wrong with you?" idk but she still married him

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 21 день тому

      What

  • @xxdausxx200
    @xxdausxx200 4 місяці тому +5

    That drone is basically the same type of thing the military is using in their new swarm weapon Scariest one hands down all it needs is boom

  • @bittertentacles
    @bittertentacles 6 місяців тому +811

    Leaving a comment because you didn't say "US Only" and I can't think of anything funnier than making you mail a bottle of mountain dew all the way to Japan.

    • @RedstoneMiner18
      @RedstoneMiner18 6 місяців тому +14

      Lmaooo

    • @MIFTY-BOI
      @MIFTY-BOI 6 місяців тому +12

      this is genius

    • @luckyshark32
      @luckyshark32 6 місяців тому +1

      US mountain dew is banned in Japan I think? Might be wrong...

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 5 місяців тому +8

      I live in south america and I was half considering asking lmao, except I hate how mountain dew tastes so I didn't think it was worth

    • @rnts08
      @rnts08 5 місяців тому

      If not Japan, try to Vietnam.

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 6 місяців тому +1484

    Mom!! He’s back!! Creating deadly weapons again!

    • @BKiffy
      @BKiffy 6 місяців тому +11

      what becoming a father does to a man

    • @curtquill8413
      @curtquill8413 6 місяців тому +2

      They need to grow up faster

    • @Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole
      @Haarschmuckfachgeschafttadpole 6 місяців тому +11

      He's pretty active on his second channel

    • @pdillenburg
      @pdillenburg 6 місяців тому +7

      @@HaarschmuckfachgeschafttadpoleYou mean his main channel?

    • @sheeps4485
      @sheeps4485 6 місяців тому

      911 likes

  • @marsultra
    @marsultra 6 місяців тому +380

    Will:
    Makes a heat seeking knife. Makes body heated target
    Turns it on.
    Forgets he also has body heat.
    Tank:
    Target acquired!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 5 місяців тому

      こっちを見ろ。

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 5 місяців тому +3

      I was looking for a comment about this, man almost got shanked himself😭

  • @Dragorage10111
    @Dragorage10111 5 місяців тому +6

    This is like what probably what Sid from Toy Story would have done if he didn’t changed his ways

  • @KoboretaMiruku
    @KoboretaMiruku 5 місяців тому +169

    9:28 i love how knife tank was clearly the most dangerous and he angled the knife off center before caretaker came in the room

  • @Magmafrost13
    @Magmafrost13 6 місяців тому +266

    I think a robot that exclusively shoots at your crotch is already psychological warfare tbh

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 6 місяців тому +171

    You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for tank with a shank.

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson Місяць тому +5

    2:57 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.

  • @WaterjetChannel
    @WaterjetChannel 6 місяців тому +295

    Babe wake up William Osman is still alive

    • @suiway
      @suiway 6 місяців тому +9

      Everyone put on your safety squints!

  • @DtrDisco
    @DtrDisco 5 місяців тому +162

    The fact he made Sheer Heart Attack a real thing is kinda impressive.

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 5 місяців тому +10

      シアーハートアタックに弱点はない。

    • @Aetherismə
      @Aetherismə 5 місяців тому +7

      ゴゴゴゴ

    • @mutt7883
      @mutt7883 5 місяців тому +2

      "LOOK OVER HERE!"

  • @GraveTypeBed
    @GraveTypeBed 6 місяців тому +233

    I love how the baby is clearly horrified of the piston shank, and William is having a celebration. Missed these videos.

  • @raenfox
    @raenfox 2 місяці тому +2

    The fact that that drone survived slamming into the ceiling and ground at full speed multiple times is actually quite impressive.

  • @GLUBSCHI
    @GLUBSCHI 6 місяців тому +816

    An entire team of people worked on making that diaper baby toy a thing. Think about that

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 6 місяців тому +33

      I don't think these are the same product, but did anyone else seeing this have this activate their ancient memory of a commercial for a similar doll where they emphatically said "She really tinkles!"? Man, that was a wild feeling.

    • @johndeaux8815
      @johndeaux8815 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@orijimi yeah I vaguely recall that slogan from maybe a decade ago? Weird times 😂

    • @ZeroOneInfinity
      @ZeroOneInfinity 6 місяців тому +3

      One more thing that disgusts me with this simulation we live in. Although it's pretty far down the list after things like war, corruption, greed, suffering etc...

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 6 місяців тому +2

      they got PAID tho

    • @dixonstroi
      @dixonstroi 6 місяців тому +5

      AND an entire other team of people discussed it, approved it, and made asinine suggestions. Then ANOTHER team of people had to hire YET MORE TEAM*S* of people to make tv and print ads for it.

  • @nerdlord2288
    @nerdlord2288 6 місяців тому +61

    that tank is horrifying. imagine walking around in the dark and you hear a little rc tank.then all the sudden you get stabbed in the ankles fall over then keep getting stabbed

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 6 місяців тому +5

      To be a military horror, it really just needs to be faster.
      ...okay, not dropping the knife would help.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 6 місяців тому +3

      @@VoltisArt I mean, getting stabbed multiple times, you barely manage to get away from that thing just for it to shoot the knife at you also seems kind of horrifying.

    • @gavinjcooke
      @gavinjcooke 5 місяців тому

      Imagine the police trying to figure out what happened when they find your dead body

  • @bulbasaur153
    @bulbasaur153 6 місяців тому +58

    8:22 "A body-temperature liquid" is a very suspicious way to phrase that while holding a bottle of yellow.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 5 місяців тому +3

    William is the closest thing to a real life Dead Rising protagonist we have. Man makes life threatening death contraptions out of kids toys and duct tape on the daily💀

  • @rodenbeard
    @rodenbeard 6 місяців тому +75

    "A flamethrower you can't turn off" is possibly the most William Osman invention of all time

  • @austingamble2194
    @austingamble2194 5 місяців тому +261

    Caretaker asking william if he's alright when he's in the dark maniacally laughing kills me 😂

    • @PetrosDelialis
      @PetrosDelialis 5 місяців тому +4

      that was the wife

    • @Jadeserphant
      @Jadeserphant 5 місяців тому +4

      @@PetrosDelialis Same, same. Lol

    • @Pieman6711
      @Pieman6711 4 місяці тому +1

      @@PetrosDelialis Honestly, what wife isn't a caretaker?

    • @Menderrr
      @Menderrr 4 місяці тому +5

      @@PetrosDelialisbefore he would call her his wife, he called her “caretaker”

  • @sadbriansadbrian
    @sadbriansadbrian 6 місяців тому +291

    7:01 “screw screw screw it’s how i ended up with you” got me💀 LMAO

    • @vrgamer6644
      @vrgamer6644 6 місяців тому +10

      Caught me off guard LOL

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому +5

      E

  • @imjustsomeguy72
    @imjustsomeguy72 8 днів тому +2

    6:44 Baby: I regret my decisions to this point.

  • @matchastarcandy
    @matchastarcandy 6 місяців тому +80

    "The tank is happy if both thermometers see something hot" *shows photo of Nigel* 😭😭😭

  • @Tuco-js
    @Tuco-js 6 місяців тому +388

    William Osman is the type of guy to see a toy and ask "Is anybody gonna turn this into a military grade weapon?"
    And not wait for an answer

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @worawatli8952
      @worawatli8952 6 місяців тому +1

      He used to work with military testing equipments before doing UA-cam. The man is re-living his PTSD. lol

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 6 місяців тому +73

    I have a feeling this video was supposed to come out a month ago but it's honestly fair it didn't.

  • @LUCID_SPARE_CHANNEL
    @LUCID_SPARE_CHANNEL 3 місяці тому +7

    0:24 AINT NO WAY U JUST CALLED MARK ROBERT’S HACK PACK TOY 1STAR

  • @themetal2244
    @themetal2244 6 місяців тому +65

    The fact that Will took the time to build a full op amp circuit for a temperature detecting proximity sensor that triggers a flamethrower instead of just using an ultrasonic sensor or LIDAR completely stunlocked me. Never change, Big Willy

    • @Waggles1123
      @Waggles1123 6 місяців тому +13

      Ultrasonic or LIDAR would trigger on any moving object. Temperature detecting sensors will trigger on warm bodies.
      Also, it gives it a free dead band. If the flamethrower comes on and is sensed by the heat detector, that will just keep the heat detector on for a period of time (to thoroughly burn your victim) until the running average is saturated at the burning temperature, then it'll stay off for a fixed period until your running average has had time to return to ambient.

    • @themetal2244
      @themetal2244 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Waggles1123 You're not wrong, but there's still trade-offs to using the temperature method. It definitely has higher design complexity, and would be difficult to tune the detection correctly to prevent false positives, which is why we see it triggering in the video on nothing. IMO, motion detection is a better approximation for detecting people, as it would be far more trivial to code and design around. Also, blasting flames at anything that moves is just funny

  • @dishwasherdetergentsigma
    @dishwasherdetergentsigma 6 місяців тому +90

    "the irs said i couldnt do tax evasion, so i turned a dyson vacuum into an orbital cannon"

  • @gsleazy1975
    @gsleazy1975 4 місяці тому +1

    What I see here is not a UA-camr.
    What we are witnessing is a simple man, a woman who deeply cares for her family, and his willingness to always feloniously extract her fight or flight responses.
    I'm absolutely enamored with your toiling away to get only begrudgingly received by your spouse. You're a champ keep it up bud ❤

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 21 день тому

      Wow, I have no clue how to understand this.
      He likes making her scared is way easier to say?
      Very odd comment

  • @mickeyslim
    @mickeyslim 6 місяців тому +129

    11:30 that just means William is packing HEAT down there

    • @Brianfr.
      @Brianfr. 5 місяців тому +1

      I need picture proof

  • @spencerwarren8302
    @spencerwarren8302 6 місяців тому +63

    Flamethrower baby is Wills version of Michael Reeves's Lazer baby. Good to see the danger baby project category growing over the years

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 6 місяців тому +2

      I suppose Kevin and Nigel will have to respond with lava baby and acid baby.

    • @spencerwarren8302
      @spencerwarren8302 6 місяців тому +2

      @@VoltisArt I can imagine lava baby made of some poorly casted Concrete with a funnel in its head, and acid baby is just a normal baby with some glassware crammed inside

    • @melliferou
      @melliferou 6 місяців тому +1

      Danger Baby goes hard as a band name

  • @IM2OFU
    @IM2OFU 5 місяців тому +105

    probably the youngest person to ever have controlled a murder robot. Raising em right (up to become a supervillain)

  • @hubertnnn
    @hubertnnn 5 місяців тому +1

    You missed the perfect opportunity of hiding that doll's igniter inside something that looks like a cigarette.
    This way it would look much more gangsta

  • @read2write228
    @read2write228 6 місяців тому +169

    William channeled his early Michael Reeves energy. The two switch asynchronously between "curious application of interesting science" and "actual menace to society" and I love it.

    • @enbycurses
      @enbycurses 6 місяців тому +2

      no hes just crazy

    • @PrivateJoenes
      @PrivateJoenes 6 місяців тому +1

      michael did do the murder drone fleet thing, but with facial tracking instead of IR tracking

    • @retartedfreak
      @retartedfreak 6 місяців тому

      That tank is a literal murder bot lmao

  • @steveraybro8769
    @steveraybro8769 6 місяців тому +184

    3:13
    “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”

    • @cracked_smith-qz1ez
      @cracked_smith-qz1ez 6 місяців тому +4

      here it is, highest up mechanicus comment

    • @theminecraft4202
      @theminecraft4202 6 місяців тому +4

      for the glory, of the Omnissiah

    • @CheeseMeat_
      @CheeseMeat_ 6 місяців тому +1

      "I craved the strength and certainty of steel, and aspired into the blessed machine."

    • @ceciliorubens
      @ceciliorubens 6 місяців тому

      "Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you."

  • @GinjaLeviathan
    @GinjaLeviathan 6 місяців тому +60

    William becoming Sid from Toy Story
    "How many nightmare points"
    "What's wrong with you"

  • @bradleybrewster5615
    @bradleybrewster5615 5 місяців тому +6

    Why I love this UA-cam channel…. Will literally shows a clip of the knife flying off the piston thingy and the very next clip he’s having his baby activate the piston 😂😂😂😂

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 5 місяців тому

      It’s what I love so much about this channel. His sense of humour is everywhere just like his creativity. I don’t even know if this video will get monetized with the way YT is. He’s never boring and I don’t know how ppl can write horrible stuff about him. He just radiates everything I love. Always a fun watch. And the visual jokes like what looked like pee in the bottle. The man should be treasured.

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 5 місяців тому +55

    In all my time building drones, You have somehow built the most terrifying drone feature I’ve ever seen and flew it inside your house

  • @ledrid6956
    @ledrid6956 6 місяців тому +98

    imagine if this is how ol' willy died, i can only assume his daughter would vow vengeance on the concept of engineering itself for the rest of her life.

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 6 місяців тому +5

      If I know anything about supervillains she would inevitably also become Green Goblin in his legacy.

    • @DragonKing77146
      @DragonKing77146 6 місяців тому +1

      She would destroy all toys r us for making her father do this

  • @PorkShark
    @PorkShark 6 місяців тому +148

    _"Dogballs applied to General Admission to Open Sauce. A $50.00 discount is available."_

  • @daneh031
    @daneh031 5 місяців тому +1

    I've got an easy and fun video idea that solves a common problem: always losing your beer or mixing up your old beer with a new one. Can you create a drone that holds your beer and flies it around after you, offering sips?
    I hope the sauce is going well - I hope to have an exhibit for next year that has something to do with a beer drone but is more "marketable, lol."

  • @SalPizzurro
    @SalPizzurro 6 місяців тому +73

    If Sid from Toy Story had a UA-cam channel

  • @KC-Mitch
    @KC-Mitch 5 місяців тому +47

    2:35 as a new dad myself, my kid seeing anything and sticking it straight in her mouth is too real 😂. You're straddling on "oh that's hilarious" to "oh dear God please don't die eating that!"

  • @jadeeliss
    @jadeeliss 5 місяців тому +17

    i’d like to take this opportunity to voice my personal “scammed by a toy commercial” story. it was this weird robotic dog, i think maybe littlest pet shop brand(it had a big head like those dolls). in the commercial it was advertised as a pool toy that could swim and do a doggy paddle, when i got it and tried it out the giant head made it flip over everytime. idk how they got footage for the commercial, it was convincing

  • @Harhaharha
    @Harhaharha 5 місяців тому +1

    You could always make it so if the temperature reading goes above a certain temperature, it stops the flamethrower

  • @ShadowZephyr326
    @ShadowZephyr326 6 місяців тому +19

    I was not expecting Backyard to throw ass like that

    • @Girvo747
      @Girvo747 6 місяців тому

      I'll be in my bunk...

  • @maxcaldwell4648
    @maxcaldwell4648 6 місяців тому +8

    William Osman doesn’t get enough credit, this guy is honestly a genius with his level of creativity and technical knowledge. Big ups to this guy.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 5 місяців тому

      Plus just being so damn likeable and funny. How he thinks of his ideas in the first place. These were so impressive and just so fun to watch. He absolutely is a genius. I’m going through all of his content from the start and it’s just been amazing.

  • @picasso8306
    @picasso8306 6 місяців тому +25

    “Big Ass Metal Piston Spike” -Michael Reeves

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker 5 місяців тому +5

    Congratulations on 3 Million Subscribers!!!

  • @Jpnotmyname
    @Jpnotmyname 6 місяців тому +47

    "Screw, Screw, is how i ended up with you" Will is a complete comedy god.....

  • @Joao-pm8je
    @Joao-pm8je 6 місяців тому +45

    9:36 How many nightmare points? 🤗
    “…what is wrong with you? 😖”

  • @jaspervandenameele4834
    @jaspervandenameele4834 6 місяців тому +18

    I love how the "actual" structure of the video is trying increasingly difficult things using IR sensor tracking and although the drone was really impressive, I think the baby is by far the most memorable haha

  • @grantsrants665
    @grantsrants665 5 місяців тому +4

    Modify the baby to make it scream whenever it fires

  • @TheeShifty
    @TheeShifty 5 місяців тому +18

    Can we just talk about engineers for a sec.. We have people like Mark, who... worked for NASA and do stuff to help trees and seas, and then we have Will and Michael who do things for CHAOS, BUT also still serve some educational purpose. I feel like it's two sides of the engineer coin and Bxtch I love both, LET ME LEARN ALL THE THINGS. I'm SO serious, yuns could post videos TRULY explaining how things really work and i'd be like yes i must watch and take notes but, i'm just a note taking kinda lady. I'm taking notes while reading The Silmarillion soo..

  • @camwing
    @camwing 6 місяців тому +125

    Prediction: The "I'm gonna spend the next week" line will be dramatically inaccurate

  • @Londrino
    @Londrino 6 місяців тому +61

    "We have Open Sauce at home"
    Open Sauce at home: Actually... pretty neat!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @bakicci
    @bakicci 5 місяців тому +2

    caretaker in these videos adds so much i love it

  • @woahdudeitsme9742
    @woahdudeitsme9742 5 місяців тому +35

    "What do you think?"
    Baby *dubstep sounds*

  • @shadowtrell9961
    @shadowtrell9961 6 місяців тому +22

    Toys to military weapons? Oh, that's the plot of that 90s movie Small Soldiers. I like that movie.
    EDIT: William Osman is just Sid from Toy Story.

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 6 місяців тому +4

      The Ukies did it too. Every single toy that had sensors or radio was either stripped for parts or modified in to something deadly in the first month of the kerfuffle.
      Not by the military mind you, just guys like William who saw a chance to play mad scientist :)

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 6 місяців тому +22

    How many nightmare points?
    "What's wrong with you?"

  • @gtaseed
    @gtaseed 5 місяців тому

    That light seeking drone thing man, the way it flies... It's really reminiscent of those wasps that just won't go away and follow you around, nightmare fuel 10/10

  • @myaccount6216
    @myaccount6216 5 місяців тому +23

    Nothing brings back my enthusiasm for making random projects like the bi-yearly William Osman video

  • @JulienCasalini
    @JulienCasalini 6 місяців тому +48

    17:23 "Everything I built in this video is coming with me at open sauce"
    Oh no

  • @Theplasmakid
    @Theplasmakid 6 місяців тому +67

    William:"Screw Screw Screw Screw, thats how i ended up with you"
    The baby:💀💀

  • @shotbycoaster
    @shotbycoaster 5 місяців тому

    Caretaker's blank expression everytime shes pondering your sanity is what I live for

  • @dylanable309
    @dylanable309 6 місяців тому +46

    Wills gonna get CPS called on him.
    Next video: tricking CPS

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 21 день тому

      CPS for what?
      Pressing a button?
      Comment elsewhere

  • @blaineburgess
    @blaineburgess 6 місяців тому +78

    im 90% sure Michael Reeves is in a alt category of 'Science UA-camr' that fits into something like 'Someone i'm glad wasn't alive to be hired by the Germans in the 40's Science UA-camr'

  • @outbakjak
    @outbakjak 6 місяців тому +70

    This video was incredibly good, MOSTLY because I literally started crying a little when you referred to Open Sauce as the "world's greatest science fair," because you're right. Seriously. Just the idea that in the future, people who are no longer in school AND people who are, makers, people who just like making cool sh*t with engineering and electronics, could just sign up and show off the awesome stuff they made potentially for free, and it's merit-based, the idea that this could spread and open the doors for other similar events worldwide, you know.. it just really chokes me up. This is the start of a truly, incredibly beautiful thing, all jokes aside, although I love the jokes too but... thank you, William. What you made is really, really freaking cool. I love you (to Will and anyone reading this 😘)

    • @sysofficial
      @sysofficial 6 місяців тому +1

      I love you too buddy. I feel you, and respect you for admitting this made you tear up a little. It takes some courage to do so, at least from my perspective, and these kind words is the reason William is still with us

  • @Colawotb
    @Colawotb 2 місяці тому +3

    NO NO NO 6:45 you are not turning your son into a killer and teaching him all of this at such a young age lmao

  • @mattjablonski1228
    @mattjablonski1228 6 місяців тому +28

    Finally remembered the password for the main channel

  • @ethan3019
    @ethan3019 6 місяців тому +29

    He looks like Jesse from breaking bad but if he actually payed attention in school

    • @snattlerake4417
      @snattlerake4417 6 місяців тому +2

      If Jesse actually made a robot in that one episode

    • @ethan3019
      @ethan3019 6 місяців тому

      @@snattlerake4417 Nice

  • @strandedinparadise8202
    @strandedinparadise8202 6 місяців тому +30

    Holding a baby while playing with knife is some high quality trolling - this could annoy more people than the exploding Tesla

  • @Untitled_Gaming_Channel
    @Untitled_Gaming_Channel 2 місяці тому

    I love how william tottally rejects the tank when it turns out it dosent shoot its projectile that powerfully

  • @Guz9014
    @Guz9014 6 місяців тому +5

    William is living the dream of a 10 year old and I'm absolutely hooked

  • @Scrambles19
    @Scrambles19 6 місяців тому +25

    "Safety is our number one priority" Guy literally has a podcast called "Safety Third" xD

    • @Seedwreck
      @Seedwreck 21 день тому

      It ain’t Russia here

  • @jairusjoaquinombao1502
    @jairusjoaquinombao1502 6 місяців тому +4

    The fact that I didn’t see anything wrong about a thermally activated FLAMEthrower until William pointed it out makes me happy that he didn’t see it as well until it was too late

  • @saffronevans3665
    @saffronevans3665 3 місяці тому

    While most parents are busy baby proofing the house, William is filling theirs with deadly 10 star toys

  • @shadam_free
    @shadam_free 6 місяців тому +41

    6:26 - Wow, thats dangerous, I'm glad the baby is not in the room.
    6:35 - I'm calling Child Protection Services