How to Get Banned From Boat Club

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  • @km5405
    @km5405 6 років тому +14069

    oh good god ... William is shooting with steel BB's .... QUICK SAFETYBOT DISPENSE THE SA- ... oh no OH NO.

  • @Olivia-hv1ys
    @Olivia-hv1ys 5 років тому +6478

    I love how they have a one minute shot of all the realistic boats and then the battlefield boat comes in with banjo music

  • @dingus5931
    @dingus5931 5 років тому +7097

    Imagine being a soldier during WW2 and seeing this janky, poorly made boat with a giant gun on the top.

    • @apatheticAnxiety
      @apatheticAnxiety 5 років тому +234

      Im thinking paddle steamer with a cannon strapped to it, conscription style

    • @emmadaly1449
      @emmadaly1449 4 роки тому +90

      I would jump off the ship and swim in the opposite direction.

    • @zense2974
      @zense2974 4 роки тому +40

      Comment was amazing the replies are absolute gold

    • @daintier_13_yt76
      @daintier_13_yt76 4 роки тому +7

      Meme Productions bruh my thoughts also

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +4

      That's the Vitse-admiral Popov.

  • @tjmcmahon8709
    @tjmcmahon8709 5 років тому +3726

    Will took drugs, they played with what looks like a gun, and heated spoons inside an RV

    • @markzuckerberg4353
      @markzuckerberg4353 5 років тому +34

      That sounds like code...

    • @tjmcmahon8709
      @tjmcmahon8709 5 років тому +105

      @@markzuckerberg4353 yeah its code for "theyre doing drugs" lmao

    • @mikeyyahle3841
      @mikeyyahle3841 5 років тому +28

      Somebody call Walter White

    • @Bakashi
      @Bakashi 5 років тому +2

      420 likes lmao

    • @akiroai6577
      @akiroai6577 5 років тому +1

      666 Likes lmao

  • @HighlyRegardted
    @HighlyRegardted 4 роки тому +669

    The fact that he fluctuates from being homeless to living in a trailer makes this channel so much more endearing then the hundreds of youtubers that rent mini mansions and lofts to shoot their vids... that and he’s actually really technically proficient, in an outside the box type of way

    • @ChunkyWaterisReal
      @ChunkyWaterisReal 3 роки тому +46

      I'm pretty sure this was right after his house burnt down lol

    • @theinnerwaffle5887
      @theinnerwaffle5887 3 роки тому +6

      That's weird.

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 2 роки тому +2

      that makes sense

    • @supercharged5-39
      @supercharged5-39 Рік тому

      @@ChunkyWaterisReal wait what

    • @cd2320
      @cd2320 Рік тому +2

      @@supercharged5-39 his house burned down in the California wildfires a few years ago

  • @Paulthefonz
    @Paulthefonz 6 років тому +8022

    Morgan looks like his mom made him hang out with you.

    • @senpaihiros3393
      @senpaihiros3393 5 років тому +66

      why theres no ads

    • @ollah4
      @ollah4 5 років тому +17

      oof XD

    • @88gig
      @88gig 5 років тому +43

      @@senpaihiros3393 because they have the option to add ads and they chose not to

    • @jordknuser6353
      @jordknuser6353 5 років тому +45

      @@88gig probably got demontetized

    • @88gig
      @88gig 5 років тому +7

      @@jordknuser6353 they didn't cuss in the video though so how would they get demontetized

  • @quinn2914
    @quinn2914 5 років тому +2701

    “It’s like when you purposely kill someone to steal their organs.”
    -Will Osman 2018

    • @loluthotnoob4284
      @loluthotnoob4284 5 років тому +14

      I read this as it played on the video

    • @queenWillowwww3893
      @queenWillowwww3893 4 роки тому +12

      It pays well, organs are expensive

    • @grapeape8599
      @grapeape8599 4 роки тому +3

      Dominic Ballermann same dude 🤯

    • @danerogers2151
      @danerogers2151 3 роки тому +4

      Pshhh, me nooooo I would never do that.

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 2 роки тому

      @@danerogers2151 i'll take ur organs

  • @duncandixon6203
    @duncandixon6203 5 років тому +2250

    Puts cardboard in the water
    "the cardboard is getting damp?"

    • @ttiization
      @ttiization 5 років тому +82

      But flexseal

    • @charliegreen1697
      @charliegreen1697 5 років тому +16

      Flex seal didn’t work :(

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 років тому +51

      @@charliegreen1697 ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T APPLY IT WELL ENOUGH. FLEX SEAL IS A PERFECT GLUE DO NOT BLAME IT.

    • @userusernomi
      @userusernomi 5 років тому +26

      @@charliegreen1697 probably only because they didn't let it dry for the 24 to 48 hours required

    • @haileydixon7239
      @haileydixon7239 5 років тому

      Shocked pikachu react

  • @carlcarl5306
    @carlcarl5306 5 років тому +1624

    The NASA scientists as they build a rocket...
    "We kinda just deal with the problems as they arrive. Let the jank build up a little bit."

    • @pixely_ninja229
      @pixely_ninja229 4 роки тому +7

      by coincidence i was reading this as he said this line lol

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 4 роки тому +31

      Isn't that exactly why we can't recreate certain rocket engines?

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 3 роки тому +7

      @@spacecadet0 plus the designs are missing partially, I think.

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 3 роки тому +21

      @@full-timepog6844 plus a plethora of undocumented on the spot revisions, improvisations and tweaks by specialized craftsmen... if I recall the youtube video correctly. (Lack of topic authority, its youtube not gospel)

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 3 роки тому +1

      Gotta crack some eggs along the way

  • @jackm2000
    @jackm2000 5 років тому +2598

    Just 2 men heating up a spoon with a lighter, nothing to see here

    • @tjmcmahon8709
      @tjmcmahon8709 5 років тому +96

      And in an RV

    • @raverkidloki
      @raverkidloki 5 років тому +45

      2 men, heating up spoons cause theyre MAKIN A BOAT (AND THEYRE NOT GAY)

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 5 років тому +50

      Do drugs kids

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 5 років тому +3

      That sounds like a euphemism.

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 5 років тому +5

      @@skepticmoderate5790 I'm too lazy to use google so I will take that route that requires 10x more energy, the fuxk is a euphemism

  • @afbennett3038
    @afbennett3038 5 років тому +1266

    I feel like William was uncomfortably proud of this boat

  • @iTzzMana
    @iTzzMana 5 років тому +561

    i know im really late but a "good jank" is called a "MacGyver".
    thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @Ok_Sorbet-824
      @Ok_Sorbet-824 4 роки тому +4

      ooh yea

    • @JackHackaday
      @JackHackaday 4 роки тому +3

      Came here looking for that answer.

    • @ajdurkee8663
      @ajdurkee8663 3 роки тому +4

      I also consider most of the solutions during Apollo 13 “good jank”

    • @KyberJar
      @KyberJar 3 роки тому

      "bad jank" is "Mickey Mouse"

  • @baggyspaggy
    @baggyspaggy 3 роки тому +264

    I always love how involved the camera operator is, it makes me feel like I’ve befriended a group of crackheads and I’m watching them do stuff

  • @literallyleo
    @literallyleo 5 років тому +841

    "I threw the knife at my leg and I'm definitely bleeding"

    • @carft1234
      @carft1234 5 років тому +10

      i kill my dog he not good

    • @literallyleo
      @literallyleo 5 років тому +6

      @@carft1234 whats that even supposed to mean my dood

    • @liamosbun1411
      @liamosbun1411 5 років тому +7

      craft 1234 why my dolphin not working

    • @bubbles7608
      @bubbles7608 5 років тому +6

      Leo Mayeski it means he killed his dog because it was not being good According to him. What’s hard to understand

    • @literallyleo
      @literallyleo 5 років тому

      @@bubbles7608 oh true I'm just retarded

  • @shibarino3705
    @shibarino3705 6 років тому +3459

    Is there a secret society of engineering youtubers

    • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
      @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 6 років тому +123

      William Wright
      Shhhhhhhhhh.
      It's a *secret*!

    • @Knoti
      @Knoti 5 років тому +4

      @Kacper 89 Why are u everywere?

    • @dolphintunacats4064
      @dolphintunacats4064 5 років тому +1

      There 's a possibility

    • @gametrue2229
      @gametrue2229 5 років тому +4

      Idk didnt find it yet

    • @paulformo
      @paulformo 5 років тому +64

      Yes. Hacksmith, Colin Furze, Michael Reeves, Makers’ Muse, Simone Giertz

  • @GeneralAdvance
    @GeneralAdvance 6 років тому +640

    Heating up spoons, running around with a gun, this is the most gangster William has been so far

    • @kepko_
      @kepko_ 6 років тому

      you betcha

    • @lemonpie8819
      @lemonpie8819 6 років тому

      I laughed

    • @tomthebomb564
      @tomthebomb564 6 років тому +5

      i paused it on the frame with the lighter under the spoon.... not a good look for my parentals

    • @juanpablo1834
      @juanpablo1834 3 роки тому

      this looks like a it's always sunny in philadelphia episode

  • @Drae_mon
    @Drae_mon 4 роки тому +339

    At the first half I was like "Omg this thing is gonna demolish everything"
    Then comes the actual event and your battleship looks like an agressive Chihuahua.
    Harmless but loud. 😂

  • @parafronofficial6828
    @parafronofficial6828 5 років тому +792

    I lost a few brain cells when he said ” I threw the knife at my leg”

    • @loph-of-bread
      @loph-of-bread 5 років тому +15

      Lol, I dropped a knife on my head on accident once

    • @Rvj-ut2ix
      @Rvj-ut2ix 5 років тому +3

      @@loph-of-bread whatttt

    • @queenjeski591
      @queenjeski591 4 роки тому +1

      Sophia Near HOW

    • @gio_is_high2378
      @gio_is_high2378 3 роки тому +1

      @@loph-of-bread What!

    • @_Twothless
      @_Twothless 3 роки тому +2

      And neither knives were brought up ever again

  • @oatz-2668
    @oatz-2668 4 роки тому +709

    Is chelsey an actual care taker or someone he forced to be his friend

    • @LifeIsPain878
      @LifeIsPain878 4 роки тому +323

      Caretaker is his wife. He just jokingly calls her caretaker

    • @trentacion7603
      @trentacion7603 4 роки тому +7

      Arisha Sheikh no shet sherlock

    • @thegirlnextdoor1803
      @thegirlnextdoor1803 4 роки тому +25

      @@trentacion7603 no shit shitlock

    • @ocean6828
      @ocean6828 4 роки тому +11

      His wife lol

    • @queenjeski591
      @queenjeski591 4 роки тому +45

      Trentacion op asked, and arisha answered. what’s your problem?

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 6 років тому +369

    I was legit kidding when (like a year ago) I asked if Chelsea was William's carer, but now I'm not sure anymore.
    BTW is she licenced with the state?
    edit: I know they're married, I was joking
    my original comment which William replied to...
    ua-cam.com/video/DBgIyBtX1Co/v-deo.html&lc=UgivtcQUfCzYlngCoAEC
    since then he seems to have embraced the caretaker joke.

    • @dddanmar
      @dddanmar 6 років тому +73

      Even married to him, sometimes I feel like you'd have to be.

    • @jackmccann3237
      @jackmccann3237 6 років тому +43

      ik i used to think she was a carer as well and he was just a very special boy

    • @panduadikara9078
      @panduadikara9078 6 років тому +33

      Daniel Ward wait, they're married?

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre 6 років тому +73

      Pandu Adikara It's weird that he maried his caretaker, taking a page out of H3H3's book.

    • @iandowall153
      @iandowall153 6 років тому +45

      I mean she was just giving him supplements, zinc and something else from gnc. It's not like she was making sure he took his crazy pills, which he is obviously not on.

  • @valrhys8527
    @valrhys8527 4 роки тому +490

    Sailor : "Sir, we have a aircraft carrier incoming!"
    Captain : "What does it look like??"
    Sailor : "It looks like the game battleship just became a ship"
    Captain : ".. *We're screwed*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +3589

    * How to get banned from the boat club
    *And how to enter the engineering club*

    • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
      @Lazy_eye_blobFish 6 років тому +71

      Justin Y. GO AWAY!

    • @pigeonbee8570
      @pigeonbee8570 6 років тому +81

      I'm impressed that you show up on every video

    • @toby8309
      @toby8309 6 років тому +4

      Justin Y. Yea I know he's a good coder programmer and UA-camr he's cool.

    • @godomino5287
      @godomino5287 6 років тому +17

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @ball56
      @ball56 6 років тому +20

      Justin Y. Yep, I can confirm now that you like the same stuff as us

  • @rosetabby8121
    @rosetabby8121 4 роки тому +310

    “I threw the knife at my leg and I’m definitely bleeding”
    The words of a true genius

  • @NickyG-NZ
    @NickyG-NZ 4 роки тому +48

    The music when William's boat comes in fills my heart with joy every time

  • @durchschnittlich
    @durchschnittlich 6 років тому +2679

    "Hey, I'm William Osman, welcome to another episode of William Osman, today we're gonna turn a game battleship into a boat."

    • @cowj_uice
      @cowj_uice 6 років тому +16

      Lxender he should pin this

    • @W0lfWh1te
      @W0lfWh1te 6 років тому +65

      autocaption "hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help live with my friend Morgan is here"

    • @scottthomas9589
      @scottthomas9589 6 років тому +5

      You didn’t have to do that but thanks I guess

    • @lowerquality
      @lowerquality 6 років тому +3

      Lykos Xiemon That took a lot of time, didn't it?
      Also, didn't know William has a black old guy as a friend.

    • @samauerbacher1198
      @samauerbacher1198 6 років тому +14

      It’s actually “HeyI’mWilliamOsmanWelcometoanitherepisodeofWilliamOsman *gasp for air* todaywe’regoingtoturnagamebattleshipintoaboat.

  • @miguelpp8342
    @miguelpp8342 5 років тому +1221

    If your boat doesn't work, add more gun.

  • @jeremiahmeraz9298
    @jeremiahmeraz9298 6 років тому +39

    Haha! Yes! I was in that group of disc golfers at the picnic tables in the video. We were all laughing out butts off watching you guys drive that boat. I cracked up when the paddles all fell off. Good stuff. I can’t believe I ran across this randomly in my feed.

  • @austinthrowsstuff
    @austinthrowsstuff 4 роки тому +126

    I love how he always uses drills and zip ties. I understand it so much more, a lot of maker videos require tons of soldering or management of motors or power. I love just the throw it together and make it work mentality 🙏

    • @einfachnurleo7099
      @einfachnurleo7099 2 роки тому +3

      Drills are surprisingly versatile. Some cooks use em too.

  • @cesarcambron3232
    @cesarcambron3232 5 років тому +1519

    Americans creating a warship for WWll (1943) colorized

    • @mike-fr2vf
      @mike-fr2vf 5 років тому +27

      More like the African military

    • @willybilly0733
      @willybilly0733 5 років тому +5

      U salty

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 5 років тому +4

      lol America has had War Ships for over 200 years lol

    • @Pie.
      @Pie. 5 років тому +6

      @gunfugeo good grammar

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach 5 років тому +4

      Should've used a 1911 for peak USA

  • @Tiny_24
    @Tiny_24 5 років тому +826

    0:00-0:07
    Subtitles for the hearing impaired:
    "Huwayahumeryouoauireukvfewayerwaerwa"
    Hope this helps.

    • @eszethomas
      @eszethomas 5 років тому

      YouSOBihadsomuchhope!#$@$%

    • @washburnracing5792
      @washburnracing5792 5 років тому +18

      Did someone say jojo siwa

    • @foolanhi8183
      @foolanhi8183 5 років тому +5

      Subtitles for the hearing.

    • @IntheBay85
      @IntheBay85 5 років тому +10

      Was looking in the comments for translation, thanks.

    • @Tiny_24
      @Tiny_24 5 років тому

      @@washburnracing5792 lol

  • @death9664
    @death9664 6 років тому +194

    *42 seconds in and I'm already being called a doofus.*

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin Рік тому +15

    I just love how everyone built battleships and Will just shows up with more or less a riverboat casino with a gun on top

  • @VNDER88
    @VNDER88 6 років тому +1162

    N O W T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 6 років тому +22

      Jonny Judge I SHOT THIS BOAT IN HALF!

    • @SushiRicetm
      @SushiRicetm 6 років тому +9

      I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF

    • @loganthomas5043
      @loganthomas5043 6 років тому +8

      PHIL SWIFT HERE!

    • @e.l.m.5349
      @e.l.m.5349 6 років тому +5

      G U Y S G O T A R T E R Y G O I N G S L A P O N S O M E F L E X T A P E

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 6 років тому +5

      he literally SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

  • @xorinoa
    @xorinoa 6 років тому +53

    "Let the jank build up and deal with it when you get to it."
    Boy...that's my actual life motto and I had no idea until just now.

  • @loganchiang5502
    @loganchiang5502 5 років тому +412

    Before their boat enters:
    Real battlefield with miniature fighters, war is in the air
    After their boat enters:
    Doh, look who’s here, it’s the special kid

    • @loganchiang5502
      @loganchiang5502 5 років тому +3

      @@vlc-cosplayer HaHAAA That's a good one

  • @elh3fe88
    @elh3fe88 3 роки тому +28

    16:22 Oh my God I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. The music switch just kills me. And right as it switches he goes "Doo Doo" like hes firing a laser. And those spoons. Its like a 4 year old with floaties trying to swim but just splashing. Im dead right now.

  • @ben_the_cat_guy
    @ben_the_cat_guy 6 років тому +462

    William osman =50 % child and 50 % nasa engineer

    • @googleletsyouhavereallylon7851
      @googleletsyouhavereallylon7851 6 років тому +2

      da cake monster lol that one was pretttttty​ good😁

    • @joeyoksh
      @joeyoksh 6 років тому +5

      And 50% genius

    • @tylerhayes4584
      @tylerhayes4584 6 років тому +6

      Joe Yoksh *wait*
      *trying to do math in public*
      “Ok so if he is 50% child, and 50% nasa engineer, and 50% genius.... 50+50+50=150%
      William Osman alien confirmed?????

    • @randomdude4669
      @randomdude4669 6 років тому +1

      da cake monster ehhh from what i can tell he doesnt know much, more like %80 child %20 normal person

    • @Home-ro6cu
      @Home-ro6cu 6 років тому

      That’s why there is spaceX lul

  • @MouseGoat
    @MouseGoat 5 років тому +368

    fist he become homeless and then he becomes a criminal, we watching the downfall of man, so sad.

    • @saltykingkrab1472
      @saltykingkrab1472 4 роки тому +1

      You're like 5 why did you say "fist" instead of first

    • @senoreverything6366
      @senoreverything6366 4 роки тому +1

      @Spicy Leaves really? Oh jeez I didn't know! Thank you for your enlightened addition. I honestly, truly thought he was a homeless drug addict, but your comment has made me look at this man in a new way.

    • @senoreverything6366
      @senoreverything6366 4 роки тому

      @Spicy Leaves I was just joking, dude. I wasn't actually upset lol, it was funny. Why'd you delete your first comment?

  • @captainsancho1237
    @captainsancho1237 5 років тому +222

    He uses enough zipties that he’d fit in well with the 240sx drift community.

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 5 років тому +6

      lol what a specific diss :'D

    • @captainsancho1237
      @captainsancho1237 5 років тому +12

      SpydersByte haha. No, i didn’t mean it as a diss. I’m in the import car scene, it’s literally just how it is. Zipties look cheap, but that’s because they are and they’re great temporary fixes.

    • @sixunity1171
      @sixunity1171 3 роки тому +15

      @@captainsancho1237 temporary? didn't you mean permanent

    • @captainsancho1237
      @captainsancho1237 3 роки тому +1

      @@sixunity1171 lmao. Yeah maybe for some.

    • @yoshi4215
      @yoshi4215 3 роки тому +1

      Brooooo couldn't be more correct

  • @FlintMcgee
    @FlintMcgee 4 роки тому +19

    William: *"Can we put subtitles on that?"*
    The Kittens: *You dare challenge me!*

  • @nikblask6300
    @nikblask6300 5 років тому +499

    7:08 how dare you question Phil Swift’s products

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 5 років тому +2

      GASP

    • @SadButTrue273
      @SadButTrue273 4 роки тому +1

      They didn't question his products, just whether it was his real name or a fake name "like a pornstar" hahaha

    • @OliWalsh38
      @OliWalsh38 3 роки тому +1

      At first I legit thought it was the "thats a lot of damage" guy

    • @dylan550i
      @dylan550i 3 роки тому +1

      @@OliWalsh38 phil swift is the "thats alot of damage guy"

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 3 роки тому

      @@OliWalsh38 he is

  • @im_anxie.o4700
    @im_anxie.o4700 5 років тому +173

    16:24
    When the boat just came in and that music started to play I laughed so much right there XD

    • @Sickwqd
      @Sickwqd 5 років тому +1

      @Minimum cinnamon saaaaame

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 5 років тому +1

      Same for me

    • @germanrojasleon737
      @germanrojasleon737 3 роки тому +1

      So fcking good, i was looking at the battle in a semi-serious way and out of nowhere the mentally challenged ship appears from the side

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 років тому +1359

    rule number one of boat club
    *dont talk about boat club*

    • @theterrarian591
      @theterrarian591 6 років тому +25

      Don't talk about rule number 1

    • @kingbob851
      @kingbob851 6 років тому +4

      The Terrarian rule number three don't sink your battleship

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 6 років тому +2

      The Terrarian rule number four don’t talk about rule 4

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 6 років тому +1

      Rule number five don’t sink other boats

    • @iamtyzed
      @iamtyzed 6 років тому +1

      Rule number six ignore rule 5

  • @D33r_Hunt3r_
    @D33r_Hunt3r_ Рік тому +16

    They didn't want it to look to much like a real gun, so they removed all the functionally and replaced it with something that looks exactly the same when viewed from 25yrds... Nice

  • @Marchclouds
    @Marchclouds 5 років тому +736

    Do this but with Micheal Reaves
    *The views uprise*

  • @anthonyvelasquez1277
    @anthonyvelasquez1277 6 років тому +32

    Vienna Sausage, Article 241:
    Acknowledging the capability of Chlorine Gas to cause unnecessary harm, the nations of the world place it under weapons known as "Inhumane". Furthermore, methane gas excreted from human beings themselves is also placed under this article.

  • @ComicDrake
    @ComicDrake 6 років тому +528

    Apparently you should put screws on it.

    • @orlando7677
      @orlando7677 6 років тому +1

      Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @bok..
      @bok.. 6 років тому +6

      Screw that.

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 6 років тому +1

      Using zip tie is waaay easier

    • @ComicDrake
      @ComicDrake 6 років тому +4

      It's a reference to the dude constantly saying they should use screws at 14:16.

    • @georgebamber6871
      @georgebamber6871 6 років тому +1

      *flex tape

  • @elidenning6276
    @elidenning6276 3 роки тому +27

    I like how you can faintly hear Morgan yell "safety third!!" In the background when you start the table saw

  • @xsuperduperspoonx
    @xsuperduperspoonx 6 років тому +436

    "You have no gun safety" Wields blade like a person who hates having 10 fingers

    • @aidensmith6277
      @aidensmith6277 6 років тому +1

      xsuperduperspoonx He doesnt. He has 8 😂

    • @snezhasnolifeokay2521
      @snezhasnolifeokay2521 6 років тому +1

      Don’t you mean 8

    • @bookim40
      @bookim40 6 років тому

      @@snezhasnolifeokay2521 are you guys actually thinking you only have eight fingers or is a joke flying over my head?

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 6 років тому

      James Smith they aren’t counting thumbs probably

    • @bookim40
      @bookim40 6 років тому

      @@Brent-jj6qi sorry if this is a joke then I dont get it but you have 10 fingers just because the thumbs are larger doesn't mean its not a phalange

  • @beforehonour
    @beforehonour 5 років тому +23

    You know, watching those modeled boats with their detailed engineering and precision design was nice. But it was inspiring to see the spoony box held together with zip ties and attitude. I feel you, spoony box. I feel you.

  • @chetmcgovern9985
    @chetmcgovern9985 6 років тому +69

    I don't know about airguns but gun safety top 4.
    1. Always assume it's loaded.
    2. Don't point it at anything you don't want to shoot.
    3. Keep finger off trigger until ready to shoot.
    4. Be sure of your target and what's behind it.

    • @Geddy135
      @Geddy135 6 років тому +29

      >actually useful information
      >bury it so no one ever sees it
      yeah, you can definitely tell they live in california.

    • @trinkladd
      @trinkladd 6 років тому

      Number two. Always keep pointed in a safe direction!

    • @musekek3935
      @musekek3935 6 років тому +2

      Chet McGovern So what you're saying is to make sure it's pointed directly towards my frontal lobe?

    • @Geddy135
      @Geddy135 6 років тому +1

      Bingo, this guy gets it.

    • @chetmcgovern9985
      @chetmcgovern9985 6 років тому +1

      The Automatic Creeper yeah, in a Darwin kind of way.

  • @Cheaplinx
    @Cheaplinx 5 років тому +24

    5:17 caretaker is really his caretaker

  • @professordoctor9569
    @professordoctor9569 6 років тому +95

    Would I get banned from gun club if I put a boat on my gun?

    • @NPS69
      @NPS69 6 років тому +1

      Professor Doctor find an FS2000, have boat gun

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 років тому

      No just from the gun club.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 6 років тому +3

      Would I get banned from fight club if I put a fight on my boat gun?

  • @DrNachoBalls
    @DrNachoBalls 5 років тому +198

    First rule of boat club: don't do meth

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 роки тому +1

      Svenja Maschke u must never have seen a methhead in real life... it’s okay, probably better that way

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 4 роки тому +8

      @@HighlyRegardted it’s a joke because they were heating spoons

    • @lerpog4509
      @lerpog4509 3 роки тому +2

      to bad he looks exactly like jesse pinkman from breaking bad

    • @kadenc66
      @kadenc66 3 роки тому

      @@HighlyRegardted r/woooosh

    • @patriotnation9746
      @patriotnation9746 3 роки тому +1

      Usually that is a first rule for everything

  • @azure4835
    @azure4835 6 років тому +594

    If a stranger offers you drugs...
    Take them drugs are expensive.

    • @franztabuzo4687
      @franztabuzo4687 5 років тому +1

      Jinx

    • @sardine6068
      @sardine6068 5 років тому +9

      Add a comma next to them please

    • @someweirdo1486
      @someweirdo1486 5 років тому +30

      No, DO NOT TAKE THE DRUGS!! Not without their wallet and phone!! Kill them, take the drugs, wallet, and phone, im sure there's a few more drug dealers in their phone contacts... Very likely hookers too

    • @marisbaier6686
      @marisbaier6686 5 років тому +2

      "Take them drugs"

    • @someweirdo1486
      @someweirdo1486 5 років тому

      @@marisbaier6686 *Take everything*

  • @somerguy3527
    @somerguy3527 4 роки тому +22

    Killing safety bot was like getting rid of rules to make a small scale navy.

  • @CaptQtip
    @CaptQtip 6 років тому +91

    The subtitles say “Hey I’m Willie my husband walk another episode on-state we’re gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here.”

  • @Creepin_Jesus
    @Creepin_Jesus 6 років тому +107

    Funny thing about carrying around the handgun was it reminded me of a time I bought a garden machete, like a legit blade, but they gave me no sheath, no bag, not even a receipt. Then I was unsure whether it would look better or worse to try conceal it on my person on the walk back to the car.

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 6 років тому +3

      i dont even

    • @jeremyfrancis7824
      @jeremyfrancis7824 6 років тому +1

      What did you do then?

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus 6 років тому +24

      I just kept it kinda like, along the inside of my arm to my side and hurried to the car, kinda dangerous in hindsight conscidering had I tripped it'd go straight between my ribs. It was a gift for my dads birthday though and he was so happy with it he cut the cake with it!

    • @jackhanson9461
      @jackhanson9461 6 років тому +7

      by the ... blade?

    • @PixelOverload
      @PixelOverload 6 років тому +9

      Yes, by the blade, like you were handing it to someone handle first (as you should).

  • @theartst7992
    @theartst7992 5 років тому +129

    16:23 Theres a serious battle going on and this dingus ship shows up 😁

    • @ambertaylor9709
      @ambertaylor9709 5 років тому +6

      Right I laughed so hard when it slowly came into the camera frame

  • @saprogeist31
    @saprogeist31 3 роки тому +7

    Examples of "good jank":
    -open-source software
    -free wood pallets
    -William's late-90s Ford Taurus

  • @whatiwonder4299
    @whatiwonder4299 5 років тому +58

    Will: "The Vienna Beef?"
    History majors: "You- You mean the Geneva Convention?"

  • @Wolf6722.
    @Wolf6722. 6 років тому +151

    16:23 when your mom says to take your little brother or else you’re not going

  • @techmasterdexter
    @techmasterdexter 6 років тому +146

    Is William Osman and Babish on the same upload schedule?

    • @powershin12
      @powershin12 6 років тому +3

      Adam Benson I think it was a coincidence

    • @teds_life
      @teds_life 6 років тому +37

      Yes, they are the same person

    • @19HM98
      @19HM98 6 років тому

      lol its just tuesday

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 6 років тому +3

      Adam Benson it’s coincidence, babish normally does stay at Tuesday, but William is kind of sporadic

    • @michaelantonius321
      @michaelantonius321 6 років тому +2

      Maybe you just forgot to stick your cold banana into chocolate.

  • @whenh6032
    @whenh6032 4 роки тому +19

    Ah yes, the famous war crime convention, the Vienna Sausage.

  • @trevorsinclair9967
    @trevorsinclair9967 5 років тому +104

    "he has terrible gun safety"
    **with finger on trigger, points "gun" directly at the other guy with out thinking about it**

  • @hunterra217
    @hunterra217 6 років тому +107

    I like that you were so terrified of the BB gun but just force knives violently through zip ties towards yourself, A+ Priorities

  • @thorman2005
    @thorman2005 6 років тому +130

    this video is just like watching my middle school students try to complete a project

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 6 років тому +1

      Thor Burntvedt Sounds like a fun middle school.

    • @joeyoksh
      @joeyoksh 6 років тому +1

      Haha, ooof

  • @luckylukemapinggaming5246
    @luckylukemapinggaming5246 4 роки тому +13

    "Hey I'm Willie my husband walk another episode William on-state we're gonna turn a game battleship into a book and to help me live with my friend Morgan is here" - UA-cam auto-generated subtitles

  • @DjDragonfire12
    @DjDragonfire12 6 років тому +21

    Ok, I see a lot of people commenting about painting the gun and I'm here to set a couple of things straight, first I live in the state of Texas and have done a lot of research on laws here though they may not be the same as over there. Second, in the state of Texas if a weapon can fire a projectile over a certain speed with the proper ammunition and can do harm or injury to another person it cannot have an orange tip. Third, by painting an orange tip on said weapon you are modifying it in an attempt to fool law enforcement and can wind up with jail time.

    • @Livingdiamond1
      @Livingdiamond1 6 років тому

      DjDragonfire12 my step brother has a BB gun with an orange tip may not be as powerful as that one though

    • @officerforbits8044
      @officerforbits8044 6 років тому

      Fack u me snowtim

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 6 років тому

      Texas: the land of guns

    • @Peppza
      @Peppza 6 років тому

      Yee haw

  • @betweenthelines9549
    @betweenthelines9549 6 років тому +553

    Like When you accidently kill someone to steal their organs.. Lol. Poor safetybot

    • @miilksoda
      @miilksoda 6 років тому +3

      ...accidentally?

    • @unspeci8852
      @unspeci8852 6 років тому +1

      oh

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 років тому

      dora and friends what the fuck

    • @Hexcade
      @Hexcade 6 років тому

      Ha ha... hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahasahhahahaahahahhahahahahaahhahha 😆😁😜😃😁🤣

    • @dickpump4682
      @dickpump4682 5 років тому

      Between the Lines how do you accidentally do that

  • @Halloween_Hans
    @Halloween_Hans 5 років тому +71

    the geneva convention aka the vienna sausage

  • @hectormonclova7563
    @hectormonclova7563 2 роки тому +5

    You didn’t study psychiatry, but you’re curing me a depression. I haven’t laugh so much in a long time. Thank you, loco. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @seasong7655
    @seasong7655 6 років тому +356

    Finally William is protectim himself

  • @bluepizza2112
    @bluepizza2112 6 років тому +185

    16:25 😂😂 hahaha when that little ugly boat comes out had me wheezing

  • @bishopanderson5864
    @bishopanderson5864 6 років тому +265

    William is living in 3018 while we're stuck in 2018

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre 6 років тому +1

      Bishop Anderson he's playing chess and we are playing checkers

    • @L337LYC4N
      @L337LYC4N 6 років тому +1

      Diego Beiriz *Battleship

    • @luongmaihunggia
      @luongmaihunggia 6 років тому

      More like he's living in 1018

    • @rtiq270
      @rtiq270 6 років тому

      He's laser cutting our future, one battleship at a time.

    • @Eric_Pham
      @Eric_Pham 6 років тому

      Yeah 3018BC

  • @zemufinman1639
    @zemufinman1639 Рік тому +10

    5:30
    "Do drugs kids" *has lighter, spoon and gun on table*

  • @mike-fr2vf
    @mike-fr2vf 5 років тому +226

    *Ugandan Navy deploys makeshift battleships to aid in war effort, 1940 (colorised)*

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 роки тому +8

      It was clearly useless but y'know, it's the effort that matters. Even till this day we're not sure whose side they were on

  • @blobulusprime
    @blobulusprime 6 років тому +8

    William your videos are some of the only videos that make me laugh out loud when I'm watching them alone. These videos and projects are so good, never stop making them.

  • @HerbalAssailant
    @HerbalAssailant 6 років тому +728

    You should have gotten a cheap plastic BB gun, not a metal realistic one. 😌

    • @spencerblack3253
      @spencerblack3253 6 років тому +116

      They should of gotten that pink one but that one might have been expensive

    • @arjunmelwani4788
      @arjunmelwani4788 6 років тому

      Faith a

    • @kitghost1
      @kitghost1 6 років тому +21

      it was 50 bucks, pretty cheap for proper airsoft guns

    • @awildtomappeared5925
      @awildtomappeared5925 6 років тому +51

      cheap plastic BB guns arent air powered which would mean he would need to make a machine to pull the top of the gun back to load it, which would be very hard

    • @HerbalAssailant
      @HerbalAssailant 6 років тому +6

      aWildTomAppeared Ahhh... I didn't think about that. Your right. 👍

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru 4 роки тому +6

    The intro feels like he didn't tell Morgan the plan and he tried to say it so fast that he couldn't deny it

  • @Xurnalea
    @Xurnalea 6 років тому +53

    I love how this is less "how to get banned" and more
    "Is this allowed?"
    points at boat *"Is that allowed?"*

    • @ultraatari9298
      @ultraatari9298 6 років тому

      Dreamcast
      cause irl you can't just ban everyone like the internet theres too many lawsuit variables

  • @mattforbes7833
    @mattforbes7833 6 років тому +10

    Recently discovered your channel. Sorry to hear about your house wild fires are no joke we get them here too. I love your positivity and resolve to keep uploading. In all honesty watching you is helping me through a rough patch of my own. Thank you. All the best.

  • @lucasc5622
    @lucasc5622 6 років тому +32

    the first rule about boat club is dont talk about boat club

  • @stlchucko
    @stlchucko 4 роки тому +5

    16:22
    When the model ships were having their battle, and then the paddle wheel Battleship “boat” came in, I nearly died from choking on water.

  • @smileforme222
    @smileforme222 6 років тому +47

    Morgan, blink and smile if you need help

  • @Empyrean55
    @Empyrean55 6 років тому +826

    Chelsea is mom

    • @timothyroberts9673
      @timothyroberts9673 6 років тому +11

      Who exactly is she in relation to William?

    • @miannaB
      @miannaB 6 років тому +63

      The Goat President wife

    • @prxmvc
      @prxmvc 6 років тому +166

      caretaker*

    • @dimsumboy22
      @dimsumboy22 6 років тому +6

      that's a MI'DLF

    • @robbiepoohify
      @robbiepoohify 6 років тому +31

      She's his caretaker.

  • @mgracex
    @mgracex 5 років тому +300

    no one:
    literally nobody:
    will: ZIP TIES

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 4 роки тому

      To be fair zip ties are a saviour sometimes

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 3 роки тому +5

    The reaction to the "ship" unveiling is freaking hilarious.

  • @mickychm1
    @mickychm1 6 років тому +75

    The Flex Seal guys name is Phil Swift? I thought it was Josephi Krakowski.

  • @alexblack8648
    @alexblack8648 6 років тому +155

    The camera-mans work really adds a lot to the video good job!

    • @IanDerp26
      @IanDerp26 6 років тому +6

      HUGO THE GOD Cameraman John is a national treasure, alright?

  • @doctorzoidberg1715
    @doctorzoidberg1715 6 років тому +24

    "Just let the jank build up"
    -William Osman

  • @nymalous3428
    @nymalous3428 5 років тому +1

    Obviously we didn't see all of the interaction with the hobbyists, but what we did see was pretty laid back. And William did post a thank-you at the end, so that implies some level of courtesy on both sides. Kind of a nifty little thing, RC ship warfare.

  • @briannagarcia6066
    @briannagarcia6066 5 років тому +30

    "that's how William died, by faceplanting into a table saw"

  • @FatalityAlexee
    @FatalityAlexee 6 років тому +25

    Guns
    Throwing guns
    Torches
    Doing drugs
    Mustard gas
    >monetized

  • @calebsherman886
    @calebsherman886 6 років тому +4

    I had actually been researching the way these guns work so I could make my own BB gun for an RC tank. I used that same diagram but it wasn't animated and I didn't quite understand but now I do, thanks William Osman!

  • @kurichan142
    @kurichan142 4 роки тому +13

    10:33 William: *"You know when you know someone you just sort of bring out something out of the each other. I don't want to say the worst, but . . . yeah, you just sort of become silly and unproductive?"*
    Dude, that literally describes me and my best friend everytime we work on anything for school together. We once spent about four or five hours together after school and only the last hour was actually spent on the project we were supposed to be doing :p

  • @bungerburger5771
    @bungerburger5771 6 років тому +232

    First rule about boat club is that you don’t talk about boat club

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 6 років тому

      Gavin the Turtle wait I thought that was 4chan?

    • @danielgoin4480
      @danielgoin4480 6 років тому

      Lol stole ur comment, not on purpose tho

    • @johndonohue3756
      @johndonohue3756 6 років тому

      Centorea 88 it was fight club. Not 4 chan.

    • @kylebroflovski6382
      @kylebroflovski6382 6 років тому

      Centorea 88 It was /b/ and originated as a reference to fight club.

    • @johndonohue3756
      @johndonohue3756 6 років тому +1

      Timothy Spence yes but not to 4chan. /b/ is completely different.

  • @areallybadyoutuber9365
    @areallybadyoutuber9365 6 років тому +17

    Remember when William was under 100k subs. Look at him now damn

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 6 років тому +167

    *I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F*

    • @adirompin1727
      @adirompin1727 6 років тому +1

      And it works

    • @Jay-sl4tl
      @Jay-sl4tl 6 років тому +6

      I SAWED A GIANT HOLE IN ANOTHER BOAT

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 6 років тому +1

      I SHOT THIS BOAT WITH A CANNON AND SEALED IT WITH FLEX SHOT

    • @MrxxUltimate
      @MrxxUltimate 6 років тому +1

      LOTTA DAMAGHE

    • @Jay-sl4tl
      @Jay-sl4tl 6 років тому

      Mr xx Ultimate thats alota (bleep) damashge

  • @Cyber_Horse_Studios87
    @Cyber_Horse_Studios87 4 роки тому +7

    16:24
    That moment when you drive a steam boat into the middle of a war zone.