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  • @just_a_random_fox
    @just_a_random_fox 2 місяці тому +1260

    “Make this cup *serve* you.”
    Ma’am, that is an inanimate object. It cannot and will not serve you

    • @triciad4100
      @triciad4100 2 місяці тому +50

      Chip from Beauty and the Beast has entered the chat

    • @alexiswagner5388
      @alexiswagner5388 2 місяці тому

      ​@@triciad4100 chip is the only exception

    • @CuteAnimalVideos2580
      @CuteAnimalVideos2580 2 місяці тому +2

      Anyone know this woman's ig? I wanna tell her to learn English before she starts making English language content

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 2 місяці тому

      Fax📠🤣

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos Місяць тому +10

      @@CuteAnimalVideos2580 Tbf how many languages do you speak? I don't like her content at all, but she is speaking English just fine. She just has a strong accent which affects her pronunciation. So if you wanna criticize her, do it! But don't attack her language skills because that is childish and a low blow.

  • @pauleeen7309
    @pauleeen7309 2 місяці тому +1421

    I can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to care about every single movement…

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 2 місяці тому +55

      It is, actually! I did flamenco as a child, and you gotta have a lot of control over your movements for it to look elegant and strong. And you might be thinking that's not the same, and you'd be right. Except! I have pretty bad social anxiety (and a pretty... Unconventional grandma obsessed with me being more lady-like, which is funny bc I literally lived in a forest) and for a while I really thought other kids would judge me by how sloppy my movements were, if I laughed, or crouched the wrong way, if I did the wrong hand gesture, if I didn't seem relaxed and cool enough while making mundane tasks, etc. So I'd just try to emulate the same "elegance" I had to portray in flamenco while doing everyday stuff. With time it just kinda became second nature, funny part it's I also was a tomboy with an obsession for wild and "savage" characters in media. So I just ended up being a weird combination of like a wild kid trying to deny their nature, lmao.
      The thing is, it stuck and nowadays I'm still often told that I move like I was "dancing" sometimes, and don't get me wrong, I take it as a compliment. But it sometimes reminds me that I use to force myself into it for social acceptance and I find it kinda sad. Nowadays I'm still obsessed with some movements and the softness of them or my facial features (since I feel like my expressions are so rough, unladylike and generally ugly) and I can't sleep freely while staying at friend's houses bc I'm deathly scared of moving wrong in my sleep or putting up an ugly face and I find myself being extremely conscious of some movements I make because I know they don't "flatter me."
      It's still a bit tiring but I kinda remember young me thought of it as a game and a way to improve my social status, lmao
      Edit: not me info dumping a random stranger, I'm so sorry lol

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 2 місяці тому +52

      It also screams insecure and doesn't the give image these guys are hoping for.

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 2 місяці тому +8

      @@fawnieee can confirm

    • @bonbons71
      @bonbons71 2 місяці тому +26

      this also applies to autistic folks with social anxiety and yes, it is absolutely exhausting.

    • @tamiausten873
      @tamiausten873 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@bonbons71 imagine that some people actually have issues that make interactions hard for them, given to them at birth. Then there's these guys who just take it for themselves 😮😮😮 OMG

  • @Inahstudies
    @Inahstudies 2 місяці тому +2240

    Actually, fun fact: there's no "alpha" or beta in a pack of wolves. Its just the father and mother in the front followed by the kids at the back. When the kids become older they find their own packs.

    • @Pung_Fungler
      @Pung_Fungler 2 місяці тому +47

      Wait then who’s the alpha in the pack that they go find. Whos IN the pack that they go find?

    • @Mafuyuassahina
      @Mafuyuassahina 2 місяці тому +18

      I like fact that fun

    • @Mafuyuassahina
      @Mafuyuassahina 2 місяці тому +19

      @@Pung_Funglerwhat

    • @Pung_Fungler
      @Pung_Fungler 2 місяці тому +43

      @@Mafuyuassahina if there is no alpha and the leader is the parents until the kids leave to ‘find their own pack,’ who’s the parents in the new pack?
      Do they have kid wolf meet-ups like “looking for pack” ?

    • @heidi3963
      @heidi3963 2 місяці тому +136

      ​@CharnHorpee young adult wolves will strike out on their own and look for mates. Sometimes the new pack starts out with just the new mates pair and their cubs. Other times a young adult wolf will be accepted into a different pack that already has a few members.

  • @ElementalWhispers
    @ElementalWhispers 2 місяці тому +697

    Dude looks like a physiotherapist giving safe movement guidance for someone who had spine surgery and has to be careful not to cause damage while healing

    • @Spkydby-tb1kq
      @Spkydby-tb1kq 2 місяці тому +45

      This is crazy specific 😂

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je 2 місяці тому +19

      Reminds me a bit of the Riker manoeuvre from Star Trek. Jonathan Frakes, the actor for Riker, sits in chairs in this very specific way which people have jokingly attributed to Riker’s … ah, hypersexual nature. It’s really just something Frakes came up with because he had a bad back 😂

    • @ElementalWhispers
      @ElementalWhispers 2 місяці тому +6

      @SR-zp4je Omg it's exactly that!

    • @victory6924
      @victory6924 2 місяці тому +6

      Best comment. Hands down.

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa 2 місяці тому +1

      LITERALLY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shellbatronic
    @shellbatronic 2 місяці тому +299

    People like that who say it's desirable for 'women to have a great sense of humor' don't mean the women should be funny, they mean the woman should laugh at all the men's terrible jokes.

  • @kawaiiRin2
    @kawaiiRin2 2 місяці тому +841

    12:30 no licking the spoon?? allow some joy into your life, i beg

    • @thechaosofcaffeine
      @thechaosofcaffeine 2 місяці тому +33

      the way you worded this is adorable XD i hope you have a ton of joy in your life!!

    • @longlivelatinas2472
      @longlivelatinas2472 2 місяці тому +2

      Right? Has bro not seen Bridgerton?

    • @domeplsffs
      @domeplsffs 2 місяці тому +1

      Also - licking the spoon should be helpful in finding a rich husband, no?

  • @iparizotto
    @iparizotto 2 місяці тому +624

    The patriarchy robs you even of the act of opening a bottle

  • @J2982able
    @J2982able 2 місяці тому +475

    These 'beta' version of actions they show are like those old infomercials where they make the most mundane thing look impossible. I have never seen anyone, man or woman, try to pull a chair out like that, nor lean over a bottle to open it...

  • @twinkletoes136
    @twinkletoes136 2 місяці тому +545

    4:35 Don't turn your head like a meerkat because it's a prey type movement? SIR. Although they are considered a prey animal in some cases, Meerkats literally eat scorpions for breakfast and fight venomous snakes. Given that you have such limited head movement, I doubt you'd be able to notice a scorpion or a snake before they stung/bit you. Sooo, I mean, who is really the 'prey' in this situation? The one who dies or the one who survives? 🤷‍♀️

    • @nola281
      @nola281 2 місяці тому

      Consider it natural selection at its best, they eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Win, win.

    • @turkeykorvid
      @turkeykorvid 2 місяці тому +55

      Was about to say this. They also form large groups that will violently fight other groups. Meerkats are no joke

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@turkeykorvid even Timba had an actual meerkat's personality in the lion king

    • @timewarpblackhole
      @timewarpblackhole 2 місяці тому +18

      meerkats are actually badass animals i would not fuck with them 😂

    • @xx0chrissy
      @xx0chrissy 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Chuck_EL Timone + Pumba = Timba!

  • @illhaveawtrplz
    @illhaveawtrplz 2 місяці тому +152

    The way he talks about how essential confidence is, but then desperately asks the audience “how does it look???” at the end of each video is the greatest self-own.

    • @rangerchief8004
      @rangerchief8004 2 місяці тому +4

      No alpha wears skinny jeans

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 2 місяці тому

      @@rangerchief8004 you’re right, because alphas don’t exist

  • @Mr-overseer-762
    @Mr-overseer-762 2 місяці тому +334

    As an alpha i watched the entire video doing a handstand whilst making a podcast

    • @13DeadEyeRonin38
      @13DeadEyeRonin38 2 місяці тому +36

      Oh yeah? I'm a sigma, and I watched it during my therapy session. APPARENTLY I have social anxiety

    • @Mr-overseer-762
      @Mr-overseer-762 2 місяці тому +33

      @@13DeadEyeRonin38 OH YEAH WELL I READ YOUR COMMENT WHILE DOMINATING MY COFFEE CUP

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 2 місяці тому +8

      I dunno, I think you should get your T level checked anyway

    • @ranpo-irl
      @ranpo-irl 2 місяці тому +19

      but did you make the video serve you

    • @Mr-overseer-762
      @Mr-overseer-762 2 місяці тому +9

      @@ranpo-irl y-yes

  • @breathoffresherin9066
    @breathoffresherin9066 2 місяці тому +281

    It is hilarious, watching Alpha
    content because the main quality is supposed to be confidence, and these people are so obviously full of insecurity, they are bursting at the seams.

    • @dogeshow2651
      @dogeshow2651 2 місяці тому +23

      Imagine being so insecure about yourself that you come up with specific ways to open bottles or move in general to not seem „beta“ or „weak“ to other people.

    • @cocoabean6010
      @cocoabean6010 2 місяці тому

      @@dogeshow2651loll

  • @SpandexTree
    @SpandexTree 2 місяці тому +306

    You're supposed to hold a champagne flute or wine glass by the stem so you don't warm up the drink with your hand/body heat. But at the end of the day, it's not that big of a deal.

    • @juliachatwin3907
      @juliachatwin3907 2 місяці тому +44

      It used to be a much bigger deal when we didn't have good/reliable refrigeration. Nowadays, we have stemless glasses, haha.
      But yeah. People should hold their glass however they please.

    • @nikt4863
      @nikt4863 2 місяці тому +39

      Also, you’re supposed to keep elbows close to your body for elegant eating, it’s one of basic rules.
      So I guess she doesn’t really now what she is doing lol

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 2 місяці тому +18

      I should start drinking my iced coffee like that

  • @kirsty735
    @kirsty735 2 місяці тому +161

    There are SOME things I do agree you should do a particular way. I'm sure most women all know the 'correct' way to pick something off the ground when you're wearing a dress or skirt so you don't flash the entire world. I don't do that to assert dominance or try to make people think I'm confident, I do it so no one sees my undies.
    Things like that have a practical reason behind it, when the stuff in this video just makes things more complicated and less practical. Like if I see a man sitting in the middle of a bench with his legs apart, I think 'wow that's a rude person. Now no one else can sit there because they are taking up all the space. Kinda selfish...' I don't think, 'wow look at that confidence!!! He is truly making the bench serve him. That's a REAL man right there!!' 🤷

    • @ainzaida477
      @ainzaida477 2 місяці тому +9

      Yeah true

    • @mightyone3737
      @mightyone3737 4 дні тому

      Yep, and the jackasses who park their stupid overpriced (city driven only) 4WD 3/4 ton pickup truck across multiple parking spots, you might as well put a sign on your vehicle saying 'I have a micro-penis and I'm very sensitive about it!'.

  • @Dutch_Dame68
    @Dutch_Dame68 2 місяці тому +670

    Funny man talks about Alphas for 16 minutes

    • @oognam_bugbear
      @oognam_bugbear 2 місяці тому +20

      Exactly 16 too omg wow that should be an award in itself 😂

    • @tomatoneenja
      @tomatoneenja 2 місяці тому +8

      max verstappen fan boy

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 2 місяці тому +7

      8 mins if you put it to 2x speed lol

    • @oognam_bugbear
      @oognam_bugbear 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@somkeshav4143 Actually 🤓🤣

    • @Dutch_Dame68
      @Dutch_Dame68 2 місяці тому +4

      @@tomatoneenja I don't watch any of it, but knowing he's out there earning glory for the fatherland makes me happy.

  • @Yuumiiiiiiiii
    @Yuumiiiiiiiii 2 місяці тому +240

    I'm Ukrainian (lol) and unfortunately I have to agree there is a separate generation of women who think they need to be hyper feminine, and expect men to be hyper-masculine as well.
    But imo millennials and younger do stay away from this much more, especially because of the western influence (in a positive way) that women can be comfortable even when they are not hyper feminine.
    The first second I heard her accent I immediately know this "type" of slavic influencers (mainly I think it's Russia, Ukraine and Belarus), thinking holidays at Dubai, riding extremely expensive cars and having rich husband is the ideal life for any woman of her tier XD (P.S. I know this borders a stereotype but I've had multiple girls at my uni thinking same way, and their mothers being very supportive, thinking any westerner is mega rich by default)
    It's still a specific type of women here but true, I forget how off putting they are to other cultures lol

    • @scorpieeeee
      @scorpieeeee 2 місяці тому +12

      and also how East Slavic men love to complain about these women. They are not praised like the "trad wife" Western meme, but are considered annoying

    • @Yuumiiiiiiiii
      @Yuumiiiiiiiii 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@@scorpieeeee well, by the trad standards they are also not fully there (I think?). They are hyper feminine but only as an image lol.
      thinking doing chores is an insult (and never discussing it), never wanting a job (at least a paying one), but wanting monthly or weekly "allowance", spending a ton of money on salons, cosmetics and clothing and thinking partnership is an exchange of goods basically, man = money/house + woman = pretty body/bed.
      It's what called "sugar baby" i think in the west, and theres a whole another discussion if sugar babies are trad or not XD

    • @iwoo255
      @iwoo255 2 місяці тому +22

      As a russian, I agree so much! I am afab, and it's so frustrating how much expectations are put on women and girls since very childhood.
      The whole "get a husband and kids" or "be more feminine" mentality is so widespread and annoying, that I literally will start crawling the damn walls if I hear such comment one more time. Especially from my own family members who know that it rubs on me the wrong way.
      Stereotypes sucks.
      Although, there's nothing wrong with people who want to live that way and yadayada, their lifes - their deals, I guess. But when they start "teaching", "guiding" and "giving advices" to other people, trying to force their lifestyle and opinions on them while also calling them names or whatever, it's just.. ☠️
      Anyway, have a nice day!

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister 2 місяці тому +19

      @@Yuumiiiiiiiii Sugar baby or much rather "trophy wife" that you can hold like a pretty jewel and dress up in fancy/expensive stuff only to show her off like a top tier supercar or luxurious mansion

    • @Yuumiiiiiiiii
      @Yuumiiiiiiiii 2 місяці тому +13

      @@iwoo255 oh yeah....
      I'm soon to be 25 (cis female) and I already get so many comments how "my clock is ticking" and get offended when i ask to stop since they think it's "caring"....
      Stereotypes do suck, and I wish you the most strength in your life fighting them,
      have a nice day too!

  • @lucyservo6574
    @lucyservo6574 2 місяці тому +67

    Imagine being this self-conscious, looks exhausting

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 2 місяці тому +103

    'Don't grab and twist the protein shake' says man in way too tight shirt walking down a clearly affluent suburb while holding what appears to be an Arizona Ice Tea. ALPHA!

    • @romanov3937
      @romanov3937 2 місяці тому +7

      They're trying too hard to look cool, in the end it makes them look like. well...try hards!

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 2 місяці тому +38

    Nothing screams "alpha" quite like practicing sitting down a hundred times before going into public

  • @lutchien
    @lutchien 2 місяці тому +101

    Not so alpha to be accepting sweets from your girlfriend when you could just..refuse???

  • @dariabialaia6058
    @dariabialaia6058 2 місяці тому +63

    Yeeeaaaah... In Russia we even had this man, who was very famous and literally making millions for his "original" courses on how to act on public and make things SERVE YOU.
    Well... Now we know him as a PDF-file...

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 місяці тому +9

      Because that's who these alpha male coaches' main audience is and most of them know this

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh god

    • @UselesStranger
      @UselesStranger 2 місяці тому

      Hi, fellow Russian, who are you talking about? Поднебесный или ещё кто-то из них?

    • @dariabialaia6058
      @dariabialaia6058 2 місяці тому +1

      @@UselesStranger неее, мамкин эксперт Валентин Шишкин

    • @UselesStranger
      @UselesStranger 2 місяці тому

      @@dariabialaia6058 ого, не знаю такого, спасибо!

  • @saint3106
    @saint3106 2 місяці тому +13

    Essentially "Take up more space" is 80% of his advice.

  • @Yendor1224
    @Yendor1224 2 місяці тому +35

    These people are giving my social anxiety imposter syndrome.

  • @teentitansrock88
    @teentitansrock88 2 місяці тому +67

    I don't respect alpha men because they have to be taught how to open a bottle XD my female middle school ass thought that shit up on my own, I'm the REAL alpha XD

    • @teentitansrock88
      @teentitansrock88 2 місяці тому +1

      Upon further analysis: these men are so fucking insecure XD like, the way they have to preform EVERY task in a hyperspecific way to maintain the illusion of 'strong' 'masculine' 'alert' or 'in control' just reflects how concerned these men are to be perceived in these ways XD you said it yourself, these are attention seeking behaviors XD
      Damn, they all got that 15yo girl insecurity still XD not very demure, not very alpha of you LMAOOOOO

    • @teentitansrock88
      @teentitansrock88 2 місяці тому +12

      Oh wait, the gal is right about one thing, don't hold your glasses by the bowl, hold them by the stem. Your body heat will warm up your drink. But that's not really alpha behavior.....a bar tender probably told her that.

  • @blue-dabad33
    @blue-dabad33 2 місяці тому +34

    Spinal damage core, so alpha!

  • @mickslife365
    @mickslife365 2 місяці тому +62

    Is it just me or do these kinds of dudes just never really look happy?

    • @CuteAnimalVideos2580
      @CuteAnimalVideos2580 2 місяці тому +13

      He probably thinks smiling too wide makes him look gay

    • @xysarenottheprize
      @xysarenottheprize 2 місяці тому +6

      They’re miserable.

    • @romanov3937
      @romanov3937 2 місяці тому

      They push themselves to the brink trying to look cool so much that it tires them emotionally, which lends to them becoming sadder, but they have to keep a facade so others don't think they're a loser, but the ones judging are other guys who subscribes to this dumb ideology.

    • @rangerchief8004
      @rangerchief8004 2 місяці тому +9

      I’ve also noticed they talk about being a man but not one of them has ever served their country or worked in the Emergency Services to help their community. Real men don’t wear their sister’s shirt and skinny jeans

    • @mickslife365
      @mickslife365 2 місяці тому +3

      @@CuteAnimalVideos2580 LOL, definitely and the they’re the same dudes that say you have to be confident and not care what others think 😂

  • @leenygal9856
    @leenygal9856 2 місяці тому +29

    The Mordor edit 😂
    I've spent hundreds of hours with Slavic coworkers and friends and confirm all of these phenomenons, even posture training and not licking the spoon, are 100% true. It blows me away as an American.

    • @katjarozantseva8069
      @katjarozantseva8069 2 місяці тому +7

      @@leenygal9856 I felt like the woman alfa had Slavic accent and thought oh that checks out

  • @VahurLind
    @VahurLind 2 місяці тому +72

    this chair tip was acctually pretty cool. As a person who always overthinks how I should sit down it can really help me (i'm 5'1 tall 19 yo small woman with social anxiety)

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 2 місяці тому +10

      I'm a middle aged woman with back pain, so I just sit like Riker.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 2 місяці тому +16

      Yeah social anxiety sucks. It makes you analyze every movement, it’s exhausting.

    • @UsmevavyPanacek
      @UsmevavyPanacek 2 місяці тому +3

      I kind of learned over the years to tell myself "stop overthinking this, no one gives crap about you". Reall did help with my anxiety.

  • @Idk89789
    @Idk89789 2 місяці тому +41

    She go alpha on my wolf till I howl 🐺🐺🐺

  • @purplepill2024
    @purplepill2024 2 місяці тому +6

    11:55 - For white wine or any wine that is best served chilled, holding the wine glass by the body will "warm" the wine with the heat from your hand. So you hold it by the stem. It's a good practice to have, you can hold it by the body of the glass when the wine isn't served chilled (most reds). This is actually good advice.

  • @SstarfruitT
    @SstarfruitT 2 місяці тому +34

    0:32 you got it right at "self proclaimed"❤❤

  • @justcallmedevil267
    @justcallmedevil267 2 місяці тому +63

    Funny enough with the hyper fixation on certain social norms, behaviour and evaluation patterns they could do some interesting research if they didn't think science was for nerds.
    Instead we get Alpha bs free content for years to come. I like clowns, so I don't mind.

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 2 місяці тому +8

      That's what my husband does! He has been published in the journal of Men & Masculinity, which focuses this stuff. His PhD is in Social Psychology. He's very physically masculine and confident, which makes it fun when he starts dissecting these tropes.

  • @jimjimgl3
    @jimjimgl3 2 місяці тому +46

    "A-steroid Mike". 🏆

  • @Slushea
    @Slushea 2 місяці тому +52

    Why do these people act like if you aren't an alpha literally every moment of existence you aren't one.

    • @restrictedmilk
      @restrictedmilk 2 місяці тому +6

      Why do these people act like being alpha is a desirable thing to be at all

    • @maxfortefan2947
      @maxfortefan2947 2 місяці тому

      @@restrictedmilk”alpha” is being sold to short & ugly dudes so they can cope and compensate

  • @Toast_edd
    @Toast_edd 2 місяці тому +41

    6:46 he literally is telling men to menspread.

    • @krazyklipsdaily
      @krazyklipsdaily 2 місяці тому +4

      the guy is dumb but manspreading is also just a dumb concept, we got balls bro🫠

  • @nathanielwallace4736
    @nathanielwallace4736 Місяць тому +4

    This shit is more socially anxious than not going outside, and that’s from someone who doesn’t go outside!

  • @JJJacksonMusic
    @JJJacksonMusic 2 місяці тому +2

    Pointing at your cat and admonishing it with, “virgin,” was one truly of the funniest things I’ve seen in years. Followed!

  • @AnusiaLA
    @AnusiaLA 2 місяці тому +7

    Your impression of the girl covering her drink 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @liamd5438
    @liamd5438 2 місяці тому +20

    THE KING POSTED GUYS‼️‼️

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 2 місяці тому +6

    You, sir, are a witty and distinguished gentleman.

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx 2 місяці тому +3

    Hey, I am far too drunk to articulate my appreciation. If I come across this sober, I shall update. You're a good man, Ray. Be proud of yourself

  • @advocacynaccountablity
    @advocacynaccountablity 2 місяці тому +8

    These "influencers" are going to have an early demise with all the stress they cause themselves thinking about themselves at all times. Embarrassing, and sad.

  • @4yoon
    @4yoon 2 місяці тому +8

    i worked at a hotel and we actually had a couple that would come in all the time to film their “financial” content by our conference rooms and the husband always wore this like steve jobs turtle neck lol. so that skit was hilarious

  • @88QueenOfHearts
    @88QueenOfHearts 2 місяці тому +3

    😕 How to make men even more self-conscious than they already are. Love these microphone men! 😂Best comedy content on the internet for sure!

  • @bluesevern
    @bluesevern 2 місяці тому +19

    poor cat being called out like that :D.

  • @whatarewedoing0
    @whatarewedoing0 2 місяці тому +6

    being so afraid of being judged by others is the least alpha thing you can do basically

  • @alocebruh7943
    @alocebruh7943 2 місяці тому +8

    You know it's a good day when Ray gives us a lil sunshine!

  • @AsassinoSilenzioso
    @AsassinoSilenzioso 2 місяці тому +4

    8:00 Demetrian Titus jumpscare. For the Throne I almost fell from the chair laughing

  • @BLUEISBAAACK
    @BLUEISBAAACK 2 місяці тому +71

    1:49 When YOU take testosteone, it helps you, but when I do it, i'm mentally ill?? 💀👾

    • @obokengm788
      @obokengm788 2 місяці тому +15

      Just tell through govt it's for gains 😂

    • @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg
      @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg 2 місяці тому +4

      @@obokengm788 Yeah just tell them you're getting buff lmao (but seriously society is so hypocritical my dude praying for you)

    • @UsmevavyPanacek
      @UsmevavyPanacek 2 місяці тому

      You are both mentally ill hon.

  • @Sevimates123
    @Sevimates123 2 місяці тому +10

    I have never seen someone pull a chair the way he showed us was wrong 😂

  • @NoFutureInThis
    @NoFutureInThis 2 місяці тому +3

    Planet Mike is the only "alpha" account I won't block when I come across one of his videos because I am so curious as to what he will hyper focus on next. He is endlessly entertaining.

  • @UrAverageReader
    @UrAverageReader 2 місяці тому +16

    HOW DARE UA-cam HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR 31 MINUTES 😭😭😭

  • @sharondobbin9622
    @sharondobbin9622 2 місяці тому +3

    8:59 covering the cup like that omg 😭😭😭

  • @Theblondandtheblind
    @Theblondandtheblind 2 місяці тому +13

    Your humor is now German approved ( im not legally allowed to make such a statement in the name of all Germans but my self ) xD

  • @TanyaTsukrova
    @TanyaTsukrova 2 місяці тому +15

    As a Ukrainian I appreciate a shoutout of my country, that is very true unfortunately, appearance is everything here

  • @craigjomaia
    @craigjomaia 17 днів тому +1

    Confidence is moving comfortably and naturally, two things he was doing the opposite of. His movements could be broken down to 'pretend you are wearing Michael Keaton's original Batman suit at all times'.

  • @jcbwt9
    @jcbwt9 Місяць тому

    this IS the light side of the internet and it always makes me happy to see your vids .

  • @ReaganRuinedEverything
    @ReaganRuinedEverything 4 дні тому

    I appreciate this, I've started an alpha Facebook page and I need ridiculous shyt to say. It's hard to come up with completely original stuff when you don't believe in what you're doing.

  • @andiskene7346
    @andiskene7346 2 місяці тому +14

    Those plants are looking good 👍
    But if that's really your lawn, don't feel bad. Lawns are a waste of water

  • @Frenchylikeshikes
    @Frenchylikeshikes Місяць тому +1

    I will now correct my mistakes and make sure that my morning coffee cup serves me.

  • @sinnerdegarah1952
    @sinnerdegarah1952 Місяць тому +1

    Honestly one of these influencers responding “why do you care?” to a hate comment is the best case scenario

  • @Silly_35
    @Silly_35 2 місяці тому +14

    4:04 end of sponser for those who wanna skip

    • @albtckl
      @albtckl 2 місяці тому +1

      🙄🙄🙄

  • @di-angelolover
    @di-angelolover 2 місяці тому +5

    4:48 this is unfortunately me

  • @Grey_Boy611
    @Grey_Boy611 2 місяці тому +1

    I love that I always get such positive ads from your channel 😂
    Some aquarium game with mediation music in the background for those curious.

  • @jimjimgl3
    @jimjimgl3 2 місяці тому +10

    I never knew, until this video was posted, that I suffer from bottle-opening-anxiety.

  • @victoriya33
    @victoriya33 2 місяці тому +1

    I will say this in defensive of the lady. Holding wine/champagne by the stem is better for the beverage (especially when chilled) as holding it by the glass warms the drink up much faster therefore altering the taste. It's also an etiquette thing as well. I just thought I would add this as what she is saying is correct when it comes to the points mentioned :)

  • @lemin0u
    @lemin0u 3 дні тому +1

    4:35 Meerkat are predators big dawg 💀

  • @ljissocuted6089
    @ljissocuted6089 2 місяці тому +59

    i never was this early omg

    • @albtckl
      @albtckl 2 місяці тому

      NOBODY. CARES. 🙄

  • @oliviaj9206
    @oliviaj9206 Місяць тому

    Protect him at all costs, sweetest person ever ❤

  • @katjarozantseva8069
    @katjarozantseva8069 2 місяці тому +9

    extra points from me for “Mordor”

  • @Rollin_Stoney
    @Rollin_Stoney 2 місяці тому +6

    Art the clown cameo?! Didn't see that coming lpl

  • @Fizzbolt
    @Fizzbolt 2 місяці тому +2

    he moves like he had his neck fused together & can no longer turn his head

  • @lainiwakura219
    @lainiwakura219 2 місяці тому +12

    14:25 pls not the mordor with "СОЮЗ" sound im dying. Аnd also live there and you right...

  • @CervineEyes
    @CervineEyes 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for wishing us a non-anxious day 🥺🙏🏽

  • @zoroark567
    @zoroark567 2 місяці тому +1

    These guys put so much time and effort into trying to figure out what will make them popular with women but theyve never tried just like, going outside and having conversations with normal people.

  • @Ar_Ator
    @Ar_Ator 2 місяці тому +9

    0:58 Are we sure that's protein shake? It looks like bacterial growth medium

  • @craigh4691
    @craigh4691 2 місяці тому +2

    The wrong way and right way to slide into a booth are the exact same thing, great tip my guy

  • @maykuraishi
    @maykuraishi 2 місяці тому +8

    Wow, worrying about how you drink a latte or any drink for that matter is so unecessary.

  • @gorkemaykut5230
    @gorkemaykut5230 2 місяці тому +3

    8:34 we were just talking about old memories with my mom and she was reminiscing about the day when she wore a miniskirt and how she had to get into a car to not show too much
    He was one to one copying what my mother was doing, like a fucking princess ❤❤❤

  • @Yazzie1
    @Yazzie1 2 місяці тому +5

    Your cat is exactly like my cat panda but fluffier :->

  • @floressa3504
    @floressa3504 7 днів тому

    Ray, I'm trying to detox myself from Warhammer. Why must you reignite my interest with that one clip..

  • @FatDataUnicorn
    @FatDataUnicorn 2 місяці тому +10

    Hahaha, in russian-speaking parts of mordornet this "kinetic behavioral" was quite popular sime month ago.
    One coach was spilling water on himself and saying "it's not my problem, but yours, since you react to it and shirts"..... Funny nonsense 😂

  • @poorunsuspectinghunk
    @poorunsuspectinghunk 2 місяці тому +2

    the girl on a date impression was so spot on, i looked exactly like that before the impression even went on

  • @stammesbruder
    @stammesbruder 2 місяці тому +3

    One looks very relaxed, welcoming, comfortable, and natural.
    The other looks like you are under constant anxiety about accidentally ending up in an unfavourable position in the background of someone's photo. Like a performance - super fake, and even with relaxed shoulders, the motions look super stiff.

  • @LMD-t1f
    @LMD-t1f 2 місяці тому +2

    Yayy, another sunshine video

  • @ItzMelzo
    @ItzMelzo 2 місяці тому +12

    Yes i want to be alpha.

  • @LambentIchor
    @LambentIchor 2 місяці тому +4

    The funniest irony of this alpha stuff is that it's all about the fear of others' judgements. So the answer is to live your life performing stereotypically masculine actions. It's funny. I was out cycling today and passed one guy who was walking like a gunslinger in a black and white cowboy movie. He just looked like he had a stick up his ass.

  • @avyg8257
    @avyg8257 2 місяці тому +4

    Man does it sound exhausting to care this much what other people think about you

  • @daisieschaos
    @daisieschaos 2 місяці тому +4

    I pick up my wallet, or anything small size specifically, using my feet cuz I don't have the energy and mood to move "elegantly".

  • @Ms.Love523
    @Ms.Love523 2 місяці тому +1

    Calling your cat a virgin is something I didn’t know I needed. Now I know 😌

  • @Jasminejupiterjuice
    @Jasminejupiterjuice 27 днів тому

    😂😂cant beleive I clicked on this so fast. I appreciate the laughs.

  • @lizsmith1018
    @lizsmith1018 2 місяці тому +2

    The way he sat down on the booth is how women wearing dresses and skirts sit down so it doesn’t get bunched up or caught under their feet (if it’s long), so he’s basically advising everyone to sit like women wearing feminized fashion … guess I’m alpha

  • @danamania150
    @danamania150 2 місяці тому +1

    The kind of man who would actually use this advice on a date would be so nervous and awkward trying to execute it. Lmao poor men

  • @jeremyrawdon4675
    @jeremyrawdon4675 2 місяці тому

    Ray keep up the good work in the gym!

  • @cat_in_a_sock1948
    @cat_in_a_sock1948 Місяць тому

    i did NOT expect raylikesunshine to do a 40k, but you know what , it makes sense.

  • @codyashline4003
    @codyashline4003 2 місяці тому +2

    Wait okay i was not really paying attention until now and i am 8:44 in and dude is sitting down again, didn't he do something like this In the beginning. Was the first 8 minutes about sitting?

  • @georgenield498
    @georgenield498 2 місяці тому +3

    Are we gonna turn blind eye to Ray military pressing a small adult over his head.

  • @КатеринаКириченко-х5ф
    @КатеринаКириченко-х5ф 2 місяці тому +3

    14:24 as a Ukranian got me so giggly

  • @lotts2941
    @lotts2941 2 місяці тому +11

    do i immediately get kicked out of the alpha women club if i still run into my couch that has that place for more than a year? or could i still be one if no one sees it?

  • @a.w.5617
    @a.w.5617 2 місяці тому

    The bad poetry song you made is actually iconic lol!