00:00 Miraak consumes the quest dragon soul 00:48 Ysgramor's Soup Spoon 1:48 Save the Whiterun Guard from Odahviing 2:43 Heal Astrid instead of killing 3:06 Save the Flying Wizard 3:44 Badndit demadns gold from the werewolf 4:13 Kill Astrid and tell Windhelm Guards 4:57 Heal the first giant 5:10 Help the bandit solve the puzzle 6:15 Bandit meets a werewolf again 6:55 Quaranir the Psijic 7:18 Save Arvel the Swift 9:09 Save Roggvir 9:22 Read the Elder Scroll before the Quests
actually the one with astrid killing her in the shack was intended as a choice, notice how she says well done when you kill her, she was the intended target who had the contract on her head.
i have been playing FO4 quite a bit but i noticed something, in skyrim all NPC's have follower dialogue regardless what NPC you use, when forced with mods or via console they all have generic follower dialogue, but in FO4 they have none of that, they pretty much go silent as there was no dialogue recorded for that kind of thing in this game, so you can't even properly play with an NPC that you want because they just go mute and they also don't reuse their other dialogue. it's so weird that bethesda offered that in their skyrim game but just didn't offer that kind of thing in FO4 as if the player would ever want that, in skyrim i can make any NPC my follower and they either have the generic follower dialogue or they reuse their dialogue and say the same shit over and over lol. they just made skyrim better in that way i guess. it's kind of a inconsignificant detail but it matters because sometimes the player just wants to have some player choice in the way the game is played, like having kellogg as a follower or something.
Start was already amazing. The dragon died before it was fully resurrected. Imagine the last thing you saw was dying during the Dragon War, then the next moment you crawl out of a burrial mound, with some angry guy planting their axe in your face before you even propperly left the mound.
Elder Scrolls can only be read properly at a specific time and place by a specific person, they are quite literally fixed to destiny. To someone that is not ever meant to read it, it blinds them (usually), but the Dragonborn just gets flashbanged since he still has to be able to read later
This is the same for when you use elderscrolls in Oblivion (Which I think you can only do at quest events, but concept still applies) The player shouldn't be able to safely read or use them at all, but the scroll recognizes the hero's path your on and will not hurt you permanently because you have a destiny to fulfill - one that is foretold by the elderscrolls themselves.
In previous games, it is just a fancy history/prophecy book. Todd just stupidly gave it the function to flashbang people when he made Skyrim to make it cool and make you feel special with the ability to read it
One of the books you can read in-game titled something like "The effects of Elder Scrolls" touches on that. It says that people go blind from reading them without special preparations, but if they do not understand what an Elder Scroll is or what it's used for, that effect is significantly reduced (they get flashed like dragonborn does). So, getting blinded is for the nerds.
@@SecretData001 Oblivion had the lore of people going blind but you never got to open one yourself, only watch NPC's open them at specific story moments. The game blocked you when you tried - probably partially because the special effects were harder to pull off then.
@@SecretData001 technically the ones you read are: fake, created by that bastard falmer vampire -- remember he brags that he invented a fake prophecy solely to get a Daughter of Coldharbour to him (so it's probably artifacts of Molag Bal that mimics an Elder Scroll, no wonder VIGILANT had Molag Bal create a fake Amulet of Kings to give to Marukh, then), and an Elder Scroll (Dragon) that was likely tampered with by Dwemer until they could read it with their machine, and "reading" it opens a spacetime rend for you to peek into, which is not something the scrolls should do, more something that Dwemer fuckery plus an unmended time-wound would account for.
I’m impressed the Bleak Falls bandit actually survives and goes through the game instead of dying anyway or just freezing in place because they’re not programmed to go any further
I suppose, in a very simplified way of saying it, he inherits from a base NPC class, which provides the most basic NPC behaviour - and with some of his own things like "Too slow!", he just keeps doing what he knows, and nothing more. Plus the Pacify effect prevents triggering his hostile response for the Dragonborn's interactions.
In my recent play through I used “The Voice of the Emperor” and it stopped the execution but after a minute the guards and townspeople started attacking me… 💀
i was like "how is killing astrid in the shack something they didnt think through" Then i saw the windhelm guard and it made sense how it doesnt make sense
I mean, they're city guards, not fighting the war itself, the Stormcloaks likely don't have the skill or manpower to go after the rest of the DB and it makes sense that city guards would hear things since they're constantly talking to travelers being let in, and if the Imperials are dealing with the DB it is resources and manpower the Stormcloacks *aren't* using in the civil war. And after it ends the windhelm guards would be saying it anyway.
if you complete the civil war quest as a stormcloak and do the dark brotherhood the pentius oculatus agents will still be there and at some point they say "this place is swarming with imperials"
@@MikeMozzaro why would the storm cloaks, who oppose the imperials, want you to report to them that you eliminated the dark brotherhood leader, is why.
What is really funny actually is casting Frenzy on the Wounded Frostbite Spider while sneaking, so it only knows Arvil is there. He will pop out of the web, kill it, and then act like normal. This includes greeting you with 'You did it, you killed it!'.
Even better, he’s immortal until you cut the web! I encountered this interaction on Saturday, running my first illusion character ever and wanted to get some early levels
@@robiodopio Illusion is so much fun. Frenzy enemies, then calm the last survivor, steal the gold from his pocket and slit his throat. Or feed him to a summoned monster. Great fun! Yes, I realize I mentioned thief, assassin and conjuration skills. But how do you end that? Muffle, invisible and let the last guy live? Yeah, right.
@@danbauer3669 if you dont have muffle you can use an invisibility potion and sort of crouch hop away so they only hear you every ~5 feet. Got me out of a stealth pickle once or twice.
I've done something kinda similar in some playthroughs. The random event with the Skall hunters facing the "mighty Netch".... I healed the Netch, and gave it a Courage buff. Needless to say.... The hunters lost miserably.
I save Roggvir every single playthrough. It is near impossible to do legitimately, since any disruption to the ceremony results in the guys on the platform immediately targeting Roggvir... BUT if you disrupt the ceremony and IMMEDIATELY Pacify everyone on-stage, and keep them pacified until they're well out of range, Roggvir goes to the corner of the stage to sharpen a knife forever and the other guys just go back to their normal routines.
If you run up on stage, they'll all target you and Roggvir can escape, but then he runs towards Castle Dour. I found him dead on the ramp leading to the smith while dozens of guards were running towards me.
Later on in my play through I brought him back alive with console commands inside the Winking skeever. I run into him every time I visit the place. It's a little awkward.
Yeah-like her body was too weak to handle the healing magic so it just gave out under the strain. There’s gotta be some limitations to healing magic after all, or else nobody would die lol
@@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121I suppose you could role play like a character that didn’t really wanna be a werewolf, so is genuinely not aware of their power lmao.
I think it's really cool when it's reveled that the Dragonborn is actually the leader of the companions/ the Arch-mage/ the listener of Dark Brotherhood/ A Nightingale instead of a random level 7 nord in basic iron set carrying 74 cheese wheels
Also, break into Calixto's museum with the 'make a wax key' perk of lockpicking and you can open his chests and find his journals before the blood on the ice quest begins, and then do absolutely nothing about them.
Or just have him comment "oh, my spoon! Where did you find it?" When you do it on the table in front of him. Then he takes it, and a quest update appears: completed: return Ysgramor's soup spoon. "Return Ysgramor's soup spoon" should have been a whole unmarked quest.
I always thought the player was the only one who could see miraa, whenever he jumped on the scene to steal dragon souls. Delphine saw the dragon's soul disappear, she only saw one person and came to the conclusion that the player must have eaten the soul.
There's a high chance Calixto's House of Curiosities is just a scam and none of the items are actually what he claim them to be. Also, to be fair, why would Ysgramor even remember his kitchen appliance?
In the midst of some End-Of-The-World Scenario, Ysgramor just stops everything he's doing and just goes "OH MY FUCKING GOD, DRAGONBORN THANK YOU FOR RETURNING THIS PRICELESS ARTIFACT"
Imagine if he took it, said something along the lines of "Take it, this old friend of mine has served me well" and then he gives you his Fork of Falmer-Killing. You can poke falmer to death 200% better, dealing a whopping 3 damage to them, and you can eat soup with it!
Dragons attacking you in the sky with Meridia, it's wrong on so many levels. Dragon: "A demigod and a deity were having a little chat in the stratosphere, and I took that personally."
@@m3371The game actually does that itself for this quest, because you need to be able to use dragonrend after calling the dragon, but call dragon has a very long cooldown.
4:27. When you kill her and fail that quest (joining the Dark Brotherhood) you immediately start a different quest that spawns from it (destroy the Dark Brotherhood).
@@CosmicGoku529 That isn't a problem though, enemy or friend there if there is a group working to stop the Dark Brotherhood then you'd want it stopped. You don't want them to assassinate your leader and they are a neutral factions so the DB is a threat.
@@Buglin_Burger7878 yes but it's clearly just copypasted from other guards due to being in a guards faction list If they'd thought it through like you say they'd have different dialogue.
Alduin's in game design. YES, I know he's not at full power, but "Spiky and Black" is not enough to really set him apart from the dragons that get their souls eaten on the daily.
But sometimes he does it pretty often. I wouldn't call it soft-breaking either, but he does definitly have a chance to take like 4 to 5 souls one after another making you feel like dragon fighting isn't really worth it. Also, depending on how far in you are, dragon fights might not be that common yet. It happened to me in my first playthrough, I fought deagon after dragon and he just stole every frickin' soul. I definitly thought the game was broken. Little did I know I had just bad luck, but that still sucked majorly.
Yep, happened to me too on my first playthrough. It was still very early in the game. I couldn't progress the story, because I had no dragon souls. I killed over 20 dragons and he took over 20 of them. I got one dragon soul out of 20, because I thought that time the game glitched and Miraak was supposed to get them all. So I had to kill that mf Miraak severely underleveled and defeat him Dark Souls style. I just thought, the game was very, very badly designed.
@@nickyliu8762 Yeah, this just sucks. I think that they intended people to meet him much later, but the nature if the game does allow you to meet him way too early, making the fame a living hell unless you play through his storyline. I mean, if you start it and get to the point at which you meet him, you will have to struggle mich more. Then, if you dont his cultist assail you as a random encounter and they aren't exactly weak. So you either have to deal with frequent battles or have to basicly go through the entire DLC to not have to suffer through endless dragon fights ending with Miraak taking your souls. So in a way, the game is badly designed. Yes, the chance of him stealing the soul might be low, but it still happens a lot and can soft-block you for a good part of the game. An the quest is called Dragonborn so new players will of course think its patt of the main quest, especially with how long it is! If you just get a full edition with all DLCs, you probably wont have the knowledge of all the DLCs and what they do. And for me the worst part is the horribly glitchy final fight afainst Miraak, where he can basicly just turn invincible, by staying in his ethereal for forever. It is tricky and annoying to get around this bug and it happens quite often. So initially you think thats how it is supposed to be and dont realize its bugged, making you run around the arena, until you see that it's bugged.
@@Baalslegion07, The bug occurs if you pretty much reduce his HP below the _hard coded_ amount he'll heal by with his dragon soul... so the game gets stuck in a loop of him "healing X hp" but can never reach the "full HP" which ends the animation. This happens when you're pretty powerful and can 100 to 0 his health bar in 30 seconds.
For that first one,I had that happen to me. I was doing that mission after completing the Dragonborn story fully, killed the dragon, expected to get the soul, only to have Miraak steal it, which in my case, broke the main quest for me. I was so confused and annoyed.
Bueno, la restauración no es exactamente magia curativa de bajo nivel, digo, salvarte de estar al borde de la muerte es algo posible con restauración... supongo que es diferente entre curar a alguien y curarte a ti mismo.
0:19 Delphine didn't ask if the Dragonborn was the Dragonborn, she just wondered if it was true some random guy was stealing the souls of other dragons. ... only to later find out it was one of the strongest mortals in the era.
"Nobody can eat soup with a fork." Ysgramor was weak, the Lost Vikings were eating Viking All-Beef Cola, "So thick, you have to drink it with a fork." back in the 90s on SNES (Rock'n'Roll Racing...early Blizzard...if anyone remembers that, you uhm...rock, i guess).
If you go ever go back to the abandoned shack and check on the victims you didn't unalive, they'll still be there. Apparently the brotherhood reuses them for future initations as much as possible.
The whole Arvel scenario (7:18) is exactly what I love about mods like EFF and other follower mods, the fact you can turn it into a legitimate scenario, so you can run with gang of a dozen bandits!
3:44 same thing happened to me but with the thalmor. i hate the Thalmor as much as the next guy but that agent had some balls to ask a werewolf what did he want from them?
This video is brilliant. It might be entertaining to people who've never played Skyrim, if they had an exuberant friend to explain everything and laugh along. I always took the fork in the museum to be a kind of joke. Like, it used to be a joke that so and so was so great and so amazing he could eat soup with a fork. Then as people repeated that and made other people laugh, some people didn't get the joke and repeated it as though it were true. And then eventually it became common knowledge to be a true thing about the god, that he actually ate soup with a fork. So there's two levels of funny there. See what I mean? Two separate jokes.
@@rainbowflicker2504 they're not real people. True morality does not exist in video game worlds. They are digital play things. There is no suffering, no fear, no death. It's all a digital illusion. Try to not be so sensitive.
Lmao... Was about to say that Bethesda did indeed think about killing Astrid early on... But then I realized, yeah... It's indeed strange that you would report it to any hold guard other than the affiliated. Although... Penitus Oculatus is in fact their own faction within the game said to act independantly from the Empire. So it does make a little sense how all the holds in Skyrim would be made aware of the fact that they're looking to disband the Dark Brotherhood, no matter who these holds support as high king/queen.
No, but the wind helm guard thing is hilarious. You’re like, “I killed the leader of the dark brotherhood,” and he’s like, “that’s fantastic! Go make the imperials deal with it!!!” 😂😂😂
When I first saw miraak absorb a soul my mind was blown. That reason alone was enough for me to do the entire dlc quest line just to kill him. THAT WAS MINE!
it's the same deal with dawnguard, first vampire attack they killed the whiterun smith and I was like "NOOOOOO, MY LOOT SELLER!" then did the whole dlc just to kill them all with fireball spam
Maybe Ysgramor's "soup spoon" is actually a straw! Like, there could be a hole going through one end to the other? And he sips his soup like that. It just works, guys. It just works.
It's funny I can remember years ago doing pretty much the same thing to the bandit who opens the trapped gate at BFB but I stayed out of sight. He ended up triggering the rats and got killed. 😄
I absolutely love when I get stopped by a highwayman when I am in werewolf form. I just imagin them jumping out from around a corner, and beginning to deliver their line. Then as the dawning recognition of what is in front of them blooms, their voice gets shaky and higher pitched, but they just keep talking because their mouth keeps moving after their brain freezes up. 😡 "All right, hand over... your... valuables, _oR i'Ll gUt yoU LIke A fiiiiiiSH?"_ 😱
Gods I wish you could speak more to the, y’know, numerous legendary figures that made Tamrielic history in Sovenguard beyond just tapping them for a couple repeatable lines.
I found out the bandit shaking you down in werewolf form on one of my very first playthroughs, i was to cheap top buy a horse so i'd often cover long distances in wolf form. Then, on my way to Riften from Whiterun i got stopped at that tower and harassed by that bandit. The best part is that you can pay them at which point they take your gold and start panicking you're a werewolf and attack.
00:00 Miraak consumes the quest dragon soul
00:48 Ysgramor's Soup Spoon
1:48 Save the Whiterun Guard from Odahviing
2:43 Heal Astrid instead of killing
3:06 Save the Flying Wizard
3:44 Badndit demadns gold from the werewolf
4:13 Kill Astrid and tell Windhelm Guards
4:57 Heal the first giant
5:10 Help the bandit solve the puzzle
6:15 Bandit meets a werewolf again
6:55 Quaranir the Psijic
7:18 Save Arvel the Swift
9:09 Save Roggvir
9:22 Read the Elder Scroll before the Quests
actually the one with astrid killing her in the shack was intended as a choice, notice how she says well done when you kill her, she was the intended target who had the contract on her head.
i have been playing FO4 quite a bit but i noticed something, in skyrim all NPC's have follower dialogue regardless what NPC you use, when forced with mods or via console they all have generic follower dialogue, but in FO4 they have none of that, they pretty much go silent as there was no dialogue recorded for that kind of thing in this game, so you can't even properly play with an NPC that you want because they just go mute and they also don't reuse their other dialogue.
it's so weird that bethesda offered that in their skyrim game but just didn't offer that kind of thing in FO4 as if the player would ever want that, in skyrim i can make any NPC my follower and they either have the generic follower dialogue or they reuse their dialogue and say the same shit over and over lol.
they just made skyrim better in that way i guess. it's kind of a inconsignificant detail but it matters because sometimes the player just wants to have some player choice in the way the game is played, like having kellogg as a follower or something.
@@5226-p1e You also have a contract on your head.
Okay, so like.... what did saving the wizard do tho?😅
@@5226-p1e
Wow..... brilliant
Missed opportunity to have the Flying wizard say "I don't want to talk about it" when you save him.
Maybe even become your companion after you, yaknow, saved his life.
@@yesseruit's a morrowind reference
That Stormcloaks was so shock that you kill the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, that my dude here change his alliance to the Empire for a few seconds.
To be fair it's pretty heavily implied that the museum owner is a fraud, so to Ysgramor you just put a random fork on the table.
Plus, even if it was, the man’s eating a pie, not soup. He has no use for his spoon /j
not to mention he’s a serial killer
Ysgramor: uh...thanks?
Dragonborn: So…. do you eat soup with a fork?
Ysgramor: No… what the fuck happened in Skyrim while I was gone?
@@talord_ No he's not. The Snow Elves attacked him first.
Start was already amazing. The dragon died before it was fully resurrected.
Imagine the last thing you saw was dying during the Dragon War, then the next moment you crawl out of a burrial mound, with some angry guy planting their axe in your face before you even propperly left the mound.
Spawn camped my man outta his grave😂
Castlevania 2 moment
"Goddamn it Alduin why didn't you kill him!"
Then you see two Dovahkiin arguing over your soul like wtf. 💀
@@Smiley0.1 oh yeah nice reply
Elder Scrolls can only be read properly at a specific time and place by a specific person, they are quite literally fixed to destiny. To someone that is not ever meant to read it, it blinds them (usually), but the Dragonborn just gets flashbanged since he still has to be able to read later
This is the same for when you use elderscrolls in Oblivion (Which I think you can only do at quest events, but concept still applies) The player shouldn't be able to safely read or use them at all, but the scroll recognizes the hero's path your on and will not hurt you permanently because you have a destiny to fulfill - one that is foretold by the elderscrolls themselves.
In previous games, it is just a fancy history/prophecy book. Todd just stupidly gave it the function to flashbang people when he made Skyrim to make it cool and make you feel special with the ability to read it
One of the books you can read in-game titled something like "The effects of Elder Scrolls" touches on that. It says that people go blind from reading them without special preparations, but if they do not understand what an Elder Scroll is or what it's used for, that effect is significantly reduced (they get flashed like dragonborn does). So, getting blinded is for the nerds.
@@SecretData001 Oblivion had the lore of people going blind but you never got to open one yourself, only watch NPC's open them at specific story moments. The game blocked you when you tried - probably partially because the special effects were harder to pull off then.
@@SecretData001 technically the ones you read are: fake, created by that bastard falmer vampire -- remember he brags that he invented a fake prophecy solely to get a Daughter of Coldharbour to him (so it's probably artifacts of Molag Bal that mimics an Elder Scroll, no wonder VIGILANT had Molag Bal create a fake Amulet of Kings to give to Marukh, then), and an Elder Scroll (Dragon) that was likely tampered with by Dwemer until they could read it with their machine, and "reading" it opens a spacetime rend for you to peek into, which is not something the scrolls should do, more something that Dwemer fuckery plus an unmended time-wound would account for.
I’m impressed the Bleak Falls bandit actually survives and goes through the game instead of dying anyway or just freezing in place because they’re not programmed to go any further
He's stands there like "well, I didn't expected to get this far, now what?"
I suppose, in a very simplified way of saying it, he inherits from a base NPC class, which provides the most basic NPC behaviour - and with some of his own things like "Too slow!", he just keeps doing what he knows, and nothing more. Plus the Pacify effect prevents triggering his hostile response for the Dragonborn's interactions.
I always love how no matter what happens during Roggvir’s execution his head just falls off anyway
It's his canon event.
He can be saved. But he just runs off in a sprint through Solitude
@@yohopirateAnd then dies of a heart attack.
In my recent play through I used “The Voice of the Emperor” and it stopped the execution but after a minute the guards and townspeople started attacking me… 💀
i was like "how is killing astrid in the shack something they didnt think through" Then i saw the windhelm guard and it made sense how it doesnt make sense
I think I'm too stupid to get why it doesn't make sense...
Is it just the distance?
I mean, they're city guards, not fighting the war itself, the Stormcloaks likely don't have the skill or manpower to go after the rest of the DB and it makes sense that city guards would hear things since they're constantly talking to travelers being let in, and if the Imperials are dealing with the DB it is resources and manpower the Stormcloacks *aren't* using in the civil war. And after it ends the windhelm guards would be saying it anyway.
Penitus Oculatus is an Imperial organization. Stormcloaks aren't an Imperial organization.
if you complete the civil war quest as a stormcloak and do the dark brotherhood the pentius oculatus agents will still be there and at some point they say "this place is swarming with imperials"
@@MikeMozzaro why would the storm cloaks, who oppose the imperials, want you to report to them that you eliminated the dark brotherhood leader, is why.
What is really funny actually is casting Frenzy on the Wounded Frostbite Spider while sneaking, so it only knows Arvil is there. He will pop out of the web, kill it, and then act like normal. This includes greeting you with 'You did it, you killed it!'.
Even better, he’s immortal until you cut the web! I encountered this interaction on Saturday, running my first illusion character ever and wanted to get some early levels
@@robiodopio Illusion is so much fun. Frenzy enemies, then calm the last survivor, steal the gold from his pocket and slit his throat. Or feed him to a summoned monster. Great fun!
Yes, I realize I mentioned thief, assassin and conjuration skills. But how do you end that? Muffle, invisible and let the last guy live? Yeah, right.
@@danbauer3669 if you dont have muffle you can use an invisibility potion and sort of crouch hop away so they only hear you every ~5 feet. Got me out of a stealth pickle once or twice.
3:25 that aim was incredible
His reaction is also solid
It sure was !
You can tell that for a few of these, plenty of quicksaves were used lmao. especially pickpocketing the golden claw with a Pickpocket skill of 15
The chaotic energy of healing the giant is to be marveled at.
I've done something kinda similar in some playthroughs.
The random event with the Skall hunters facing the "mighty Netch"....
I healed the Netch, and gave it a Courage buff. Needless to say.... The hunters lost miserably.
@@DataDrain02 imagine being that evil and lying to your comrades saying "KILL IT GUYS! I'M WEAKENING IT WITH MY MAGIC!" 😇
"You handle yourself well"
In an alternate timeline, Delphine joins Miraak who demonstrated his Dragonborn status and helps him take over the world 😂
Miraak to Alduin: You dont seem to understand, this world isnt yours to conquer...
@@FoxInnaHat Miraak: I didn't kill you because I had a plan. But my plan is changed now.
i want to see this
I would so love that just so I can finally end her.
@@FoxInnaHatalduin dies
skyrim people: Thank you! Miraak has freed us!
Miirak: oh i wouldn't say "freed" more like "under new management"
The way you insistently nudged the fork closer to Ysgramor lmao.
*soup spoon
Here comes the choo choo train
The way you just plunked the fork down in front of Ysgramor made me laugh WAY too hard for some reason 😂😂
i was losing it
Missed opportunity for humor, they should have had him comment on it. "Oh, my soup spoon! Where did you find it?"
Man really healed Astrid to death
Bro threw healing hands
I'm a murderer, but..
*pulls out a healing spell*
You have the hands of a healer!
I tried pickpocketing astrid while she is burnt, she got up and started beating me with her fists, then Nazeer killed her and she thanked me
I save Roggvir every single playthrough. It is near impossible to do legitimately, since any disruption to the ceremony results in the guys on the platform immediately targeting Roggvir... BUT if you disrupt the ceremony and IMMEDIATELY Pacify everyone on-stage, and keep them pacified until they're well out of range, Roggvir goes to the corner of the stage to sharpen a knife forever and the other guys just go back to their normal routines.
If you run up on stage, they'll all target you and Roggvir can escape, but then he runs towards Castle Dour. I found him dead on the ramp leading to the smith while dozens of guards were running towards me.
Later on in my play through I brought him back alive with console commands inside the Winking skeever. I run into him every time I visit the place. It's a little awkward.
Perhaps you had a mod? In mine he runs around for a second and then auto-dies.
yes, he always auto dies @@thaumatomane
Him dying is scripted can change that without a mod
2:55 I like to imagine her burns were so severe that when the healing spell tried to heal the damage it inadvertently caused more harm.
Yeah-like her body was too weak to handle the healing magic so it just gave out under the strain. There’s gotta be some limitations to healing magic after all, or else nobody would die lol
3:50 Did they really try to shake down a werewolf 😂
Why did I find the werewolf casually carrying on a conversation so cute lol
You're either the bravest person I ever met, or the biggest fool. -Ireleth
"You are making a mistake..." should legit be one of the response options in this scenario 😆
Lol given all the dialogue options, I’m imaging the werewolf being genuinely concerned for its life 💀
@@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121I suppose you could role play like a character that didn’t really wanna be a werewolf, so is genuinely not aware of their power lmao.
To be fair the flying wizard acting like "Let's pretend nothing happened and never talk about this again" is quite funny
Does literally nobody care about how sick that shot on the wizard was though?
God's precision
My thought was : I wonder how long it took to actually make that shot hit.
btw what spell? Is it Paralyze?
@@SecretData001 probably yes iirc
When you finish all the side quests before starting the main quest
Me who hates almost all of the Dragonborn DLC so i dont even do the story line so i dont have to deal with Miraaks bitch ass
I think it's really cool when it's reveled that the Dragonborn is actually the leader of the companions/ the Arch-mage/ the listener of Dark Brotherhood/ A Nightingale instead of a random level 7 nord in basic iron set carrying 74 cheese wheels
Also, break into Calixto's museum with the 'make a wax key' perk of lockpicking and you can open his chests and find his journals before the blood on the ice quest begins, and then do absolutely nothing about them.
Joov also got the journals early in his 'never leaving windhelm' video, that whole quest is so damn stupid
@@daymuntaku6590,
It's also, ironically, one of the better written quests... which tells you how crap the writing of Skyrim as whole was.
@@aralornwolf3140It is, unfortunately, also horribly bugged and just never starts in some playthroughs.
@@unbearable505I don't think I've ever completed it because it bugged out every time at some point in the quest. Starting is never an issue though.
@@daymuntaku6590 I mean you get a cool house halfway through at least
there should be more special dialogue for these situations.
they should add a quest that's finding Ysgramors spoon and giving it to him.
Or just have him comment "oh, my spoon! Where did you find it?" When you do it on the table in front of him. Then he takes it, and a quest update appears: completed: return Ysgramor's soup spoon. "Return Ysgramor's soup spoon" should have been a whole unmarked quest.
The soup spoon thing is because calixto made it up to make more money off it, it wasn't true
@@leonrussell9607literally a random fork from dwemer ruins
"Ysgramor's soup spoon"
I always thought the player was the only one who could see miraa, whenever he jumped on the scene to steal dragon souls.
Delphine saw the dragon's soul disappear, she only saw one person and came to the conclusion that the player must have eaten the soul.
How does this only have 25 likes lol
1:24 what did you want him to do? jump for joy? What were you expecting to happen?
it's amazing how the flying mage says "hmmm" like he has shit in his pants thanks to what happened
There's a high chance Calixto's House of Curiosities is just a scam and none of the items are actually what he claim them to be. Also, to be fair, why would Ysgramor even remember his kitchen appliance?
In the midst of some End-Of-The-World Scenario, Ysgramor just stops everything he's doing and just goes "OH MY FUCKING GOD, DRAGONBORN THANK YOU FOR RETURNING THIS PRICELESS ARTIFACT"
Imagine if he took it, said something along the lines of "Take it, this old friend of mine has served me well" and then he gives you his Fork of Falmer-Killing. You can poke falmer to death 200% better, dealing a whopping 3 damage to them, and you can eat soup with it!
I actually saved Roggvir but he did not run away and hours later some random guard came and killed him.
Following Quaranir is one of my favorite things to do after that college quest
Me trying to max out Pickpocket cuz i want Psijic Robes
@FoxInnaHat but isn't Quaranir immune to pickpocket
Dragons attacking you in the sky with Meridia, it's wrong on so many levels. Dragon: "A demigod and a deity were having a little chat in the stratosphere, and I took that personally."
We don't drink soup in soverngarde. Real men chew.
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To be fair, for the third one, The Skyrim developers also don’t expect players to have no shout cooldown
The cool down wasn't necessary, the slow down wasn't part of saving the guard, it was to give viewers a better well... View of what's going on.
It's a special situation, the cooldown immediately ends so you can use dragonrend on Odahviing.
@@suggestagoodnameformeplz1035the cooldown between calling for the dragon then shouting him out of the dragons range
@@m3371did you see how much delay there was between the two? that seems achievable without glitches
@@m3371The game actually does that itself for this quest, because you need to be able to use dragonrend after calling the dragon, but call dragon has a very long cooldown.
4:27. When you kill her and fail that quest (joining the Dark Brotherhood) you immediately start a different quest that spawns from it (destroy the Dark Brotherhood).
He told a Windhelm guard (Stormcloak) about it and they directed him to go see an Imperial Solider.
@@CosmicGoku529 That isn't a problem though, enemy or friend there if there is a group working to stop the Dark Brotherhood then you'd want it stopped.
You don't want them to assassinate your leader and they are a neutral factions so the DB is a threat.
@@Buglin_Burger7878 yes but it's clearly just copypasted from other guards due to being in a guards faction list
If they'd thought it through like you say they'd have different dialogue.
Alduin's in game design. YES, I know he's not at full power, but "Spiky and Black" is not enough to really set him apart from the dragons that get their souls eaten on the daily.
I agree, he's described as being big but he doesn't seem all that much bigger than the other dragons, either
@@christophertaylor9100 And his level is relative to you (x1.2 or something). Which means in some cases his level is even lower than a giant
I don't care if they're a werewolf, a toll is a toll!
To not force a werewolf to not pay the toll is racist against werewolves!
-government
Werewolf: Can you make people pay tolls if I bite your head off?
Ysgramor is the Chuck Norris of Skyrim
"Ysgramor can eat soup with a fork"
"Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork"
When Ysgramor finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Ysgramor, "Can light let there be?"
Ysgramor doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
l love this game no because only is an awesome game but du the amount of fun glitches and bugs that doesn’t effect your gameplay
Funny how you put Mirak in the thumbnail. He soft breaks your game if you don't save three dragon souls before meeting him.
What do you mean? how does he soft-break your game? he only has a CHANCE of stealing a dragon soul, it doesnt happen every time.
But sometimes he does it pretty often. I wouldn't call it soft-breaking either, but he does definitly have a chance to take like 4 to 5 souls one after another making you feel like dragon fighting isn't really worth it. Also, depending on how far in you are, dragon fights might not be that common yet. It happened to me in my first playthrough, I fought deagon after dragon and he just stole every frickin' soul. I definitly thought the game was broken. Little did I know I had just bad luck, but that still sucked majorly.
Yep, happened to me too on my first playthrough. It was still very early in the game. I couldn't progress the story, because I had no dragon souls. I killed over 20 dragons and he took over 20 of them. I got one dragon soul out of 20, because I thought that time the game glitched and Miraak was supposed to get them all. So I had to kill that mf Miraak severely underleveled and defeat him Dark Souls style. I just thought, the game was very, very badly designed.
@@nickyliu8762 Yeah, this just sucks. I think that they intended people to meet him much later, but the nature if the game does allow you to meet him way too early, making the fame a living hell unless you play through his storyline. I mean, if you start it and get to the point at which you meet him, you will have to struggle mich more. Then, if you dont his cultist assail you as a random encounter and they aren't exactly weak. So you either have to deal with frequent battles or have to basicly go through the entire DLC to not have to suffer through endless dragon fights ending with Miraak taking your souls.
So in a way, the game is badly designed. Yes, the chance of him stealing the soul might be low, but it still happens a lot and can soft-block you for a good part of the game. An the quest is called Dragonborn so new players will of course think its patt of the main quest, especially with how long it is! If you just get a full edition with all DLCs, you probably wont have the knowledge of all the DLCs and what they do.
And for me the worst part is the horribly glitchy final fight afainst Miraak, where he can basicly just turn invincible, by staying in his ethereal for forever. It is tricky and annoying to get around this bug and it happens quite often. So initially you think thats how it is supposed to be and dont realize its bugged, making you run around the arena, until you see that it's bugged.
@@Baalslegion07,
The bug occurs if you pretty much reduce his HP below the _hard coded_ amount he'll heal by with his dragon soul... so the game gets stuck in a loop of him "healing X hp" but can never reach the "full HP" which ends the animation. This happens when you're pretty powerful and can 100 to 0 his health bar in 30 seconds.
Bro roggvir one was hilarious it was like a cartoon character but darker 😭
2:46 fun fact, if you pickpocket her she will get up and attack you
3:19 the aim of that spell was impressive as fuck what even
While the rest of the save Arvel section is definitely scuffed, it’s cool Arvel acknowledges you didn’t kill the spider.
Fun video! I liked it
5:15 I actually used to do this all the time but by sneaking rather than paralyzing him and just watching him stand there confused
For that first one,I had that happen to me. I was doing that mission after completing the Dragonborn story fully, killed the dragon, expected to get the soul, only to have Miraak steal it, which in my case, broke the main quest for me. I was so confused and annoyed.
Well, for healing it’s possible that Astrid was so far gone even trying to heal her wounds wouldn’t do anything but kill her.
she thanks you because the healing spell eases the pain
Bueno, la restauración no es exactamente magia curativa de bajo nivel, digo, salvarte de estar al borde de la muerte es algo posible con restauración... supongo que es diferente entre curar a alguien y curarte a ti mismo.
4:07 right before you roared it looked like the hired thugs were gonna help you fight 😂
they are not bandits
6:40 - Had this same scenario happen! Thought the game was crapping out. Turns out... it's just a... feature...
I guess it took him a few minutes to process and realize, he’s kinda talking to a werewolf.
I know im 5 months late but thats Bethesda for you lol
Healing the giant was funny enough.
I played a lot of Skyrim. I've seen a lot of Skyrim videos. But THIS level of creativity? It scares me.
Man that Dragon REALLY hated that guard huh
0:19 Delphine didn't ask if the Dragonborn was the Dragonborn, she just wondered if it was true some random guy was stealing the souls of other dragons. ...
only to later find out it was one of the strongest mortals in the era.
The bandit was like “huh I really didn’t think that would work” and just moved in
"It just work's"
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You make the best Skyrim videos, they are hilarious and very relatable. Keep up the great work and please more Skyrim!
Glad you like them!
"Nobody can eat soup with a fork."
Ysgramor was weak, the Lost Vikings were eating Viking All-Beef Cola, "So thick, you have to drink it with a fork." back in the 90s on SNES (Rock'n'Roll Racing...early Blizzard...if anyone remembers that, you uhm...rock, i guess).
That was absolutely incredible! Looking forward to seeing more videos like this 😃
If you go ever go back to the abandoned shack and check on the victims you didn't unalive, they'll still be there. Apparently the brotherhood reuses them for future initations as much as possible.
The whole Arvel scenario (7:18) is exactly what I love about mods like EFF and other follower mods, the fact you can turn it into a legitimate scenario, so you can run with gang of a dozen bandits!
If you pick pocket Astrid and get caught she'll stand up and attack you
when you chop Delphine freaking S tier. Also the "flying" wizard was just so broke inside he could say anything...
The flying wizard happened to me three times. I think it's only on Solstheim, it's a reference to a random event in Morrowind I believe.
In all my years of skyrim I have never once had the flying wizard interraction
3:44 same thing happened to me but with the thalmor. i hate the Thalmor as much as the next guy but that agent had some balls to ask a werewolf what did he want from them?
I remember seeing the trick of saving the high-jumping wizard already from TES 3. Didn't know there was another one in Skyrim
that guard is destined to get yeeted off of dragonsreach no matter what you do, damn
Propably the same with that one imperial soldier grabbed by Alduin in Helgen, heh
2:30 bro was committed, what type of grudge did he have
"what? oh nooooo!!!!"
"yes?"
This video is brilliant. It might be entertaining to people who've never played Skyrim, if they had an exuberant friend to explain everything and laugh along.
I always took the fork in the museum to be a kind of joke. Like, it used to be a joke that so and so was so great and so amazing he could eat soup with a fork. Then as people repeated that and made other people laugh, some people didn't get the joke and repeated it as though it were true. And then eventually it became common knowledge to be a true thing about the god, that he actually ate soup with a fork.
So there's two levels of funny there. See what I mean? Two separate jokes.
I’d like to kill the guard that Odaving grabs and use voice of the emperor or calm on the people, see what happens.
@Rainbowflicker 250 I just want to see if he has no one to grab… if you move them Odahving just flys off track to get him.
Nothing will happen. The dragon will just attack you with usual animation
@@rainbowflicker2504 they're not real people. True morality does not exist in video game worlds. They are digital play things. There is no suffering, no fear, no death. It's all a digital illusion.
Try to not be so sensitive.
u CAN save whiterub guard with wabbajack, he has some new voicelines bout this
Lmao... Was about to say that Bethesda did indeed think about killing Astrid early on... But then I realized, yeah... It's indeed strange that you would report it to any hold guard other than the affiliated.
Although... Penitus Oculatus is in fact their own faction within the game said to act independantly from the Empire. So it does make a little sense how all the holds in Skyrim would be made aware of the fact that they're looking to disband the Dark Brotherhood, no matter who these holds support as high king/queen.
The calm spells alone are enough to utterly break the games strings, especially harmony.
Ysgramor's soup spoon is the Elder Scrolls' version of a Chuck Norris joke. "Ysgramor loved to eat soup...with a fork."
Miraak did this exact thing to me on my first playthrough
I love how you just aggressively showed the fork to his face like "Now do smth"
No, but the wind helm guard thing is hilarious. You’re like, “I killed the leader of the dark brotherhood,” and he’s like, “that’s fantastic! Go make the imperials deal with it!!!” 😂😂😂
“That doesn’t sound like our problem, just let me know if you see an argonian demanding equal rights or whatever”
When I first saw miraak absorb a soul my mind was blown. That reason alone was enough for me to do the entire dlc quest line just to kill him. THAT WAS MINE!
i feel that
it's the same deal with dawnguard, first vampire attack they killed the whiterun smith and I was like "NOOOOOO, MY LOOT SELLER!"
then did the whole dlc just to kill them all with fireball spam
"Ysgramor! You died without taking your special soup spoon with you into the Afterlife!"
The flying wizard bumped his head and had amnesia. It all went to plan.
That was 🥶🥶🥶
Reading scrolls part, oh they thought it through for real with those effects
6:15 Actually happened to me during gameplay. My first time getting the event too so I was substantially confused.
4:54 This guard knew Ulfric is a racist, and chose to be an imperial spy agent.
I mean. almost everyone in skyrim is a racist. and for good reason too
@@FoxInnaHat actually, almost everyone in Tamriel
No commentary but still very funny. What would commentary even add? Great video.
It just works
2:33 Sorry dragonborn but it was *canon event!*
It was very kind of you to return his spoon
The lethal healing spell happens during the Boethia shrine quest as well.
Maybe Ysgramor's "soup spoon" is actually a straw! Like, there could be a hole going through one end to the other? And he sips his soup like that. It just works, guys. It just works.
The Bleak Falls Barrow ones cracked me up
Bandits negotiating with werewolf’s how inclusive
Have you considered: Ysgramor didn’t like drinking broth?
It's funny I can remember years ago doing pretty much the same thing to the bandit who opens the trapped gate at BFB but I stayed out of sight. He ended up triggering the rats and got killed. 😄
I absolutely love when I get stopped by a highwayman when I am in werewolf form. I just imagin them jumping out from around a corner, and beginning to deliver their line. Then as the dawning recognition of what is in front of them blooms, their voice gets shaky and higher pitched, but they just keep talking because their mouth keeps moving after their brain freezes up.
😡 "All right, hand over... your... valuables, _oR i'Ll gUt yoU LIke A fiiiiiiSH?"_ 😱
Take Brelyna Maryon, Telvanni Wizard to the Telvanni Tower in Solstheim for absolutely no reaction or dialogue at all.
Well, guess Delphine believed Miraak when he taunted you. Shows she will believe soul stealing thief over the dovahkiin.
It’s amazing how alteration and illusion can completely break the game
Gods I wish you could speak more to the, y’know, numerous legendary figures that made Tamrielic history in Sovenguard beyond just tapping them for a couple repeatable lines.
I found out the bandit shaking you down in werewolf form on one of my very first playthroughs, i was to cheap top buy a horse so i'd often cover long distances in wolf form. Then, on my way to Riften from Whiterun i got stopped at that tower and harassed by that bandit. The best part is that you can pay them at which point they take your gold and start panicking you're a werewolf and attack.
Most characters dont run away from you if you are werewolf if you dont use the howl, only the civilian characters like townsfolk usually do this
I think we all tried attacking miraak when he absorbed a dragon soul at one point.