GOP Stands by Marjorie Taylor Greene; My Pillow Guy's Newsmax Meltdown: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Republicans making it clear they're willing to excuse the behavior of Donald Trump and Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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  • @xenomaniac84
    @xenomaniac84 3 роки тому +339

    "We'll open up Pandora's box." What's that Lindsey? You'll bring MORE evidence against trump if witnesses are called? Don't threaten me with a good time!!!

    • @tinaclark7264
      @tinaclark7264 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe the Republicans party
      Can ask
      The pillow guy over to
      Put one over his face

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 3 роки тому

      hahahaha!

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol 3 роки тому +3

      Right! I dont think anybody ever accused graham of earning his lawyer license or his (soon to be former) chair of the judiciary committee. I think he is the worst joke trumpism produced aside of trump himself.

    • @sharonwong5688
      @sharonwong5688 3 роки тому +5

      I don't understand how that's supposed to be a 'threat' like... Thanks??

    • @TheTrienco
      @TheTrienco 3 роки тому +4

      Most of them know they are guilty of feeding into a frenzied mob. If Trump is held accountable for his part in it, they might be next. Rightfully so, but it's why they are all so eager to "move on and heal and unity and stuff".

  • @daviscarmack1464
    @daviscarmack1464 3 роки тому +95

    As a Georgian, I am here to apologize for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

    • @SheriSoltes
      @SheriSoltes 3 роки тому +1

      Your Sheba Inu is a cutie!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 3 роки тому +15

      It’s not your responsibility to apologize for insane people! But thank you for the effort! The only people who need to apologize is mgt herself and now the GOP!

    • @wafflebayrescue
      @wafflebayrescue 3 роки тому +8

      vote her out!

    • @jbrookjbrook
      @jbrookjbrook 3 роки тому +6

      Her district 14 is the rural area of Chattanooga, TN! She does not represent Georgians! 😩

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 роки тому +6

      NOPE!! Do not apologize for what others do. Although, I understand. I live in Spokane. We've had our share of EMBARRASSING people. Most recently the mother of 12 who went into TARGET waving her bible screaming at ppl to get their kids out of there bc I guess they allow cross bathroom use. Whether I agree or not... that's NOT the Christ-like way to go about it. Besides everything else, she brought all her kids in Target to tell other moms to get their kids out of.. TARGET 😳🙄. I think you can find it with just "Target woman Spokane". But please know she is NOT representative of us. Infact, b4 I knew she lived here, I was sure she must have been from far away. Most of us care about what we look like & how we behave (atleast in public).

  • @tdorn20000
    @tdorn20000 3 роки тому +212

    "If you bring this to trial we'll have a proper investigation"
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

    • @conservos2349
      @conservos2349 3 роки тому +4

      It's a valid threat, whenever the Democrats want to prosecute someone, usually they are watching the backs of their criminals.
      Or do we still think the person they put into the White house isn't totally corrupt, and has been for years.
      T he Capitol Riot is the perfect smokescreen for months of Leftist violence, and the Democrats who have supported them. Sure, I'm mad as hell at the Far Right for making this possible.

    • @arthurkuhn4038
      @arthurkuhn4038 3 роки тому +2

      @@conservos2349 Get things straight the pipeline of the right. Kool aide drinkers are going to see what and ????? Why did i vote for him....he will go down as a former Pres. That is it.....No more of his Crap!!!

    • @gordonf5553
      @gordonf5553 3 роки тому +3

      @@conservos2349 you people are an emberassment to the world

    • @conservos2349
      @conservos2349 3 роки тому +1

      @@gordonf5553 It's a good thing that the two people replying to me were very vague, that way I cannot instantly disprove their arguments.
      ...but just in case anyone was trying to suggest that Biden is not in fact completely corrupt, here's a Leftist who claims that he is.
      ua-cam.com/video/60dgwCbyv54/v-deo.html
      I can show loads of evidence and not cite a single Conservative source. Mainstream sources from years ago, before anyone thought Biden was gonna run again.
      www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-27403003

    • @NoRezos
      @NoRezos 3 роки тому

      @@conservos2349 oh yeah, Leftist violence.
      Damn Qanon secretly supporting Democrats and leftist.
      The reply were very vague because your comment itself is very vague.
      Wondering why Rep and Trump didn't investigate Biden's son when they were in power.
      But let's investigate the meeting of Russian diplomats and connection in Trump Tower too. Or open Robert Mueller investigation with the new AG. It will be good

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 3 роки тому +227

    Dems to Lindsay Graham: “Don’t threaten us with a good time!”

    • @JNorth-rf3ui
      @JNorth-rf3ui 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 роки тому

      👍👏👏👏😅😅😅

    • @gxulien
      @gxulien 3 роки тому +4

      "Whatever you do, don't throw me into that briar patch, Braer Fox" . No Lindsay, you say that when you actually want to be thrown in those brambles.

    • @fireflowermtnwmn2307
      @fireflowermtnwmn2307 3 роки тому +4

      Lindsey needs to lay off the sauce, or at least cut back a bit....

    • @d.fattyadams1313
      @d.fattyadams1313 3 роки тому

      Best 😂 post. I'm laughing 😂😂😂 tears over here!!!

  • @tillitsdone
    @tillitsdone 3 роки тому +1841

    Dear Lindsey - Let's investigate what happened at the Capitol as thoroughly as what happened at Benghazi.

  • @nadiahassan5307
    @nadiahassan5307 3 роки тому +439

    Why is Graham still in office? Does he actually help his constituents?
    It’s interesting how this woman could actually threaten to execute someone and her party goes “it’s time to move past this”.

    • @MercenaryMuse
      @MercenaryMuse 3 роки тому +27

      1. He is gerrymandered so deeply he can't see daylight (which is why he looks like a bloated corpse floating in a lilly covered swamp)
      2. No.
      3.It's what they want.

    • @jaggillar6680
      @jaggillar6680 3 роки тому +16

      @@MercenaryMuse Agree. I think Graham looks more and more like Darth Sidious. The evil is changing him.

    • @heavysystemsinc.
      @heavysystemsinc. 3 роки тому +7

      I dunno, he gets re-elected for the same reason McConnel's been swinging a bat at popular policies for decades, each time, being awarded a bigger bat and steroids.

    • @eniway629
      @eniway629 3 роки тому +6

      He just got reelected, so he must be doing something his constituents like.

    • @TheBethyb00p
      @TheBethyb00p 3 роки тому +1

      GOP wants to be the responsible adult now that the toddler has left

  • @kevinmulcahy7991
    @kevinmulcahy7991 3 роки тому +8

    The "Cathy Bates in Misery" analogy was awesome! I still get flashbacks of Janet Reno.

  • @darkchi0
    @darkchi0 3 роки тому +1

    LMFAO I'm wheezing. When you said "the A&P" I DIED!! I grew up in Central Mississippi and remember my mother shopping there.

  • @thomasdehetre300
    @thomasdehetre300 3 роки тому +534

    McDonald's holds their workers to a higher standard than congress does

    • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
      @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 3 роки тому +27

      On that subject, I would kind of like to see how a fry cook saying their shift manager should be murdered would play out.

    • @raybrown1725
      @raybrown1725 3 роки тому +19

      We should gradually raise Congress to $15/hr

    • @karenconroy1860
      @karenconroy1860 3 роки тому +4

      @@davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Right????

    • @majorchaosoi
      @majorchaosoi 3 роки тому +9

      Right? Back when I was in a cashier at a fastfood place our boss fired this employee guy who threatened to kill another employee fired him shortly after and let the cops know lol

    • @Str1ng5
      @Str1ng5 3 роки тому +1

      awesome

  • @bowerydoll
    @bowerydoll 3 роки тому +34

    I can't decide what cracks me up more -- Seth's Trump shouting at "MEL!!??" or his Lindsay shouting at Mimaw. I never get tired of it x0x

    • @noeliamorales404
      @noeliamorales404 3 роки тому +2

      He's a pretty cool character always make me when I pee my pants

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor 3 роки тому +1

      I also love the "FATHER NOOOO" as Eric

  • @xanderfulton3186
    @xanderfulton3186 3 роки тому +25

    I'll never get over the fact that people in President Florida Man's office literally had no idea who they were talking to

  • @lilithelieshere
    @lilithelieshere 3 роки тому +18

    I love how much Seth is enjoying just making jokes for the crew even though he usually has a studio audience - it's so wholesome.

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому

      When your a comedian you have a pathological need to make people laugh. Not having a studio audience isn’t gonna stop ole seth from cracking the funnies.

    • @leeevans2831
      @leeevans2831 Рік тому

      He sometimes gets an expression on his face similar to the type my cat gets when I ask him, "Ringo, have you been licking that bar of butter? I see tongue marks on it."

  • @internetpeople6113
    @internetpeople6113 3 роки тому +62

    I pray this is the end of GOP or we are finished.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 3 роки тому +10

      Don't pray. *Vote* - in _every_ election.

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong7891 3 роки тому +511

    Lindsey: If you call a witness we will open an investigation
    Every sane person: Okay cool

    • @noeliamorales404
      @noeliamorales404 3 роки тому +4

      Not many there !

    • @annmarieknapp
      @annmarieknapp 3 роки тому +3

      Finally!!!!

    • @tangarci2608
      @tangarci2608 3 роки тому +10

      He's trying to make the trial last longer, so Biden cannot get anything done. Apparently it was done to the last Democratic president.

    • @minglee8009
      @minglee8009 3 роки тому +8

      And the investigation will suck up all of the Senate's time, making Biden's agenda that much more difficult to carry out. That's what Graham is threatening.

    • @StanleyKewbeb1
      @StanleyKewbeb1 3 роки тому +14

      @@minglee8009 If he wants to fully expose how the riot happened, it's fine with me. Dealing with the treasonous rot in the Republican Party really is a top national priority.

  • @7thMack
    @7thMack 3 роки тому +21

    “Oh. My. Pillow.”
    O M G, I just burst out laughing and my husband was sleeping soooo peacefully. Sorry honey!

  • @TheClaudz23
    @TheClaudz23 3 роки тому +15

    Seth this was an epic segment. More brilliant, hilarious and clever than a whole season of Big Mouth. Loved it!

    • @ronnifatimah6536
      @ronnifatimah6536 3 роки тому

      Hihi,nicetomeetyou

    • @TheClaudz23
      @TheClaudz23 3 роки тому +1

      @@ronnifatimah6536 you haven’t met me, and you never will.

  • @tallhooman8050
    @tallhooman8050 3 роки тому +83

    "I havent seen her statement cause of the weather" has the same energy as "you know i can't hear you without my glasses"

    • @TallboyDave
      @TallboyDave 3 роки тому +2

      Well, to be fair, the British actor Eric Sykes used to wear a hearing aid that was built into the frame of a pair of glasses, as he went deaf fairly early in life. But yes, it's pretty blatant how cravenly they're trying to cling to power.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 роки тому +5

      Or “I can’t answer your question because I can’t find my luggage”.

    • @koolaid801
      @koolaid801 3 роки тому +4

      I cant go out with you because I have to wash my hair.

    • @koolaid801
      @koolaid801 3 роки тому +2

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 classic Ben Carson lol

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 роки тому

      I'm guessing there's just a lot of snow right in front of his face - like, constantly?
      Man needs to go inside ;-)

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 3 роки тому +513

    "Rules and Laws are for everyone else." - Republicans 2021

    • @The_Eyes_Have_It
      @The_Eyes_Have_It 3 роки тому +3

      It's been a good bit longer than that, truth be told.

    • @busoptr
      @busoptr 3 роки тому +9

      Hey Lindsey before you sleep tonight, remember my words "No sane person likes Republicans."

    • @andrewmantle7627
      @andrewmantle7627 3 роки тому +3

      @ANTIFA IS ABSOLUTE IN THIS ONE A direction taken by many; how's that workin' for ya?

    • @hx5061
      @hx5061 3 роки тому

      Also the left with censorship.... or so they think.

    • @kg9836
      @kg9836 3 роки тому +5

      @ANTIFA IS ABSOLUTE IN THIS ONE hello Qaron

  • @dooorpaaar
    @dooorpaaar 3 роки тому +13

    He deserves a longer, detailed trial so people could see his real colors 😤

    • @krissyclark7587
      @krissyclark7587 3 роки тому

      Yes let’s drag it out for years so we can find lots of evidence to convict!🤣

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 3 роки тому +1

      @@krissyclark7587 ONLY if the trumps foot the bill. Then let's charge double the cost.

    • @krissyclark7587
      @krissyclark7587 3 роки тому

      @@kavflyladyvillery858 I like your style

  • @cloudynites
    @cloudynites 3 роки тому +11

    And just like that, all lindsay's years of wanting to be treated like an adult congressman have blown up in his face. Democrats said, "ok".

  • @hhhomestead9935
    @hhhomestead9935 3 роки тому +47

    Omfg! Seth's southern dialect is PERFECTION!!!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 3 роки тому +55

    Let them open the Pandora Box and find out the whole truth.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 3 роки тому +3

      Just imagine if they let trump testify! 😂😂. He’d prove his guilt in less than a minute.

    • @DrHardlyKummsz
      @DrHardlyKummsz 3 роки тому

      They wouldn't believe the proof they've presented if it makes trump look bad, like they'll literally contradict themselves and you'll probably actually see someone's head explode due to malfunction lol

    • @vaporman442
      @vaporman442 3 роки тому +3

      The more people testify, the more likely Trump will face actual legal action beyond impeachment. And people other than Trump will surely be implicated in crimes. Graham would probably be on that list.

  • @bridgethudson1693
    @bridgethudson1693 3 роки тому +1

    I wish people were honest,trustworthy,had a conscious.!!

  • @staceywood4369
    @staceywood4369 3 роки тому +1

    Loaner jacket from Del Friscos!! 🤣🤣 I’m dead!!!

  • @suimeingwong2043
    @suimeingwong2043 3 роки тому +39

    It's strange that Mr. Graham does not understand that sane people want all the evidence to be examined and exposed.

  • @kaytinamanatee
    @kaytinamanatee 3 роки тому +100

    Graham is pathetically terrifying. Like how the hell did he get where he is? I'm never sleeping on politics again. Psychotic.

    • @1sand0s45
      @1sand0s45 3 роки тому +12

      I think you answered your own question. When we sleep on politics, we get what we get (i.e. Trump).

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 3 роки тому +6

      Look up his interview with Trevor Noah from before trump. I don’t understand how they’re the same person.

    • @FromNowheresville
      @FromNowheresville 3 роки тому +2

      @@R.M.3.14 I have no idea how a person goes from saying "You can tell Donald Trump to go to hell" on national media to being so far up Trump's backside he's tickling Trump's tonsils. Lindsay Graham is a master gymnast.

    • @carolchristensen7039
      @carolchristensen7039 3 роки тому

      You gotta just wait. He will trap himself with someone more like him than he is, who knows exactly how to push whichever buttons needed to play him like a proverbial fiddle.

    • @sebastianfairchild4733
      @sebastianfairchild4733 3 роки тому

      The same here.

  • @tomwatson9032
    @tomwatson9032 3 роки тому +3

    I feel like this is not Seth's first reference to Tennessee Williams' The Glass Menagerie... Love it.

  • @justinland5713
    @justinland5713 3 роки тому +15

    "We're here to talk about cancel culture" 15 seconds later "Can I ask our producers to get us out of here?"

    • @zoravar.k7904
      @zoravar.k7904 3 роки тому +5

      They were so desperate to cancel him. The irony... It's so sweet.

  • @boatymsboatface3929
    @boatymsboatface3929 3 роки тому +456

    Of course, just when we Georgia lifers were celebrating our state’s return to the 21st century, Marjorie Taylor Greene lets everyone know that our state is still full of kooks- it’s SO embarrassing

    • @maeversailles4609
      @maeversailles4609 3 роки тому +56

      as a person from Georgia, I hate her, everyone here is mad at her. how can a person like her can be in power..

    • @JoelFeila
      @JoelFeila 3 роки тому +15

      because democracy slip on a banana peel

    • @sirensatnight4463
      @sirensatnight4463 3 роки тому +39

      As a Georgian since 1982, I am not embarrassed by MTG. I've met thousands of Georgians in the business and social communities, and none of them were ever like this deranged nincompoop. Most Georgians, including the Republicans here, have a head on their shoulders and don't talk nonsense. For some reason we have a very special cult of crazy that has figured out how to get their insane messages heard by the masses.
      But, this will not end well. Even my Fox News friends think the lady is dangerous and should be locked away from society. Please realize that most of us are vanilla just doing our jobs, making a living, working to keep our families happy. This woman is flirting with major danger, because as kooky as she is, there are always kookier crazy people out there who might stalk her. She needs to behave herself and get a grip before the laws of nature set in to remind her what humility is.

    • @jamesleland536
      @jamesleland536 3 роки тому +12

      We all love ya

    • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
      @ohnosmoarlulcatz 3 роки тому +8

      @@maeversailles4609 It's because the political parties essentially chooses who their constituents are.

  • @HashtagAbdul
    @HashtagAbdul 3 роки тому +162

    This season of America is wild. I thought this show would take a down turn after Trump was written out, but damn this is still crazy.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but it's not as strong as it used to be. It feelslike Saturday Night Live after a fan-favorite cast member leaves: still funny in some places, but the energy it used to have with the cast member who left is gone and suddenly you realize, "Maybe those people online were right when they said SNL wasn't funny anymore."

    • @SammiHoliday
      @SammiHoliday 3 роки тому +2

      I knew there would be a reunion episode !!

    • @kellyfehr3719
      @kellyfehr3719 3 роки тому +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 I dunno... Marjorie has taken it in a whole new direction and this season has the boogaloo and proud boys on trial. Trump will be back for his trial. Can't wait to see what happens with all the jams he's gotten himself in. It may be just getting good.

  • @daryaionesco2634
    @daryaionesco2634 3 роки тому +2

    I'm all for opening that can of worms! Do it Lindsay, do it!

  • @LucianCorrvinus
    @LucianCorrvinus 3 роки тому +1

    You know who I miss at times like this? Mitch McConnell the Bond villan, that bit had great possibilities..and fuunnyyyy.

  • @TheeDavidDee
    @TheeDavidDee 3 роки тому +93

    The GOP is a mess

  • @adrienned5548
    @adrienned5548 3 роки тому +1045

    Any job I've ever had, if I was posting about executing my colleagues, I'd be fired. The fuckery is appalling.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 роки тому +38

      True

    • @hbic7659
      @hbic7659 3 роки тому +102

      Funny how we have to break it down in these simple terms. Cannot👏threaten👏to👏murder👏colleagues... jeez!

    • @user-qo4zt6xu6g
      @user-qo4zt6xu6g 3 роки тому +12

      here here

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 3 роки тому +35

      She should be arrested for threatening those senator's lives. If any ordinary person did that, we would be charged with assault. It doesn't help that she enjoys threating those she dislikes with guns, like Antifa.

    • @PiedPiper38
      @PiedPiper38 3 роки тому +29

      Most of us would be canned on the spot for a lot of this fuckery* that's been going on. In the real world anyway.

  • @danielssweetheart9935
    @danielssweetheart9935 3 роки тому

    Simply superb! Thank you! 👍🏻

  • @joanlonganeckerbaechler4591
    @joanlonganeckerbaechler4591 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for presenting the news in a form that we can handle!

  • @thykingdomcome7238
    @thykingdomcome7238 3 роки тому +569

    "When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov 🖋📃

    • @blacksheepboyz
      @blacksheepboyz 3 роки тому +11

      That is really good .

    • @marks8052
      @marks8052 3 роки тому +9

      Donny to a T

    • @jukkasavolainen5620
      @jukkasavolainen5620 3 роки тому +8

      It is very unsafe to be remotely intelligent in GOP at the moment...

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 3 роки тому +1

      @@jukkasavolainen5620 Too bad. Thats their job. To wrangle into the parties line the less intelligent amongst their constituents and lead by example. If they can't do that they have to be removed. We must enact political accountability asap.
      Write to your Congressmen. I am.

    • @sunshine9717
      @sunshine9717 3 роки тому +4

      The Republicans Party is like the 3 headed Monster and only Godzilla,, can take it down. 🐲

  • @mikeharrison1868
    @mikeharrison1868 3 роки тому +273

    I'm worried. Democracy needs a well-educated populace that can tell the difference between truth and lies. Gutting of public education over the last 40 years is really starting to show. (This is a comment on the government, not on hard-working, dedicated teachers.)

    • @jeff7775
      @jeff7775 3 роки тому +20

      Agreed. You should be worried. And as unhinged as a MTG sounds, it seems evident to me that she and Boebert (and the like) are the future of the Trumpian GOP in a post-Trump world: facts be damned.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 3 роки тому +9

      I’d begin with “adults with imaginary friends”...if you believe in magic anything! Is possible, like Jewish space lasers...

    • @keithprice4711
      @keithprice4711 3 роки тому +4

      Hate to have to agree and I fully expect more MTGs to be elected in the coming years

    • @sherylhoward4831
      @sherylhoward4831 3 роки тому +14

      A good start would be putting full Civics/Government and History classes back, not just abbreviated ones. They were requirements for graduating. It wouldn't "take" with some people but would make a huge improvement. If only they were fought for like music was when that was purged. This is going to take decades to fix.

    • @cynthiahood1234
      @cynthiahood1234 3 роки тому +20

      An upgraded educational system which includes civics courses and developing critical thinking skills will be essential for us to recover and excel as a country.

  • @CobaltBlue55
    @CobaltBlue55 3 роки тому +2

    The storms in our life keep getting more ridiculous like the climate that worsens seasonally. I used to think oddly of the fellows with the signs; "the end is near".

  • @billjewell8423
    @billjewell8423 3 роки тому

    that's a beautiful finish to your monologue ... 'Stay safe, wash your hands, wear a mask. We love you' ... Delightful.

  • @Rona44
    @Rona44 3 роки тому +147

    if i ever stop hearing "stay safe, wash your hands, wear a mask, we love you" at least 3 times a week from Seth i'll get more depressed

    • @Rona44
      @Rona44 3 роки тому +5

      @Das Wizz I meant from Seth specifically, but I appreciate it ☺️

    • @sharonbarton1888
      @sharonbarton1888 3 роки тому +4

      Do these things to keep you and your love ones safe!!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 роки тому +10

      I feel the same way. It's been a year, but I was thinking the other day that it means more to me than it should, coming from someone I've never met.

    • @Rona44
      @Rona44 3 роки тому +7

      @@LindaC616 exactly how I feel. Makes me feel like I’m being comforted by a favorite uncle

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 роки тому +5

      My assistant actually converted that bit and is using it as a ringtone.

  • @magnosullano
    @magnosullano 3 роки тому +126

    Of course the GOP stands by her. She is the true face of the current GOP.

    • @brianlarson784
      @brianlarson784 3 роки тому +7

      At least all the nutcase continue to come out of hiding.
      Their deflecting today was so pathetic and cringeworthy. One guy just decided to fill up his time by deflecting to 9/11 and I was like "wtf is happening?"

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 роки тому +6

      Consider that GW Bush made Reagan seem like a moderate, while Trump made GW Bush seem almost normal. So the next Republican Presidential candidate has to be someone who makes Trump seem almost sane.

    • @nartou1175
      @nartou1175 3 роки тому

      NSDAGOP

  • @johnanselmo3279
    @johnanselmo3279 3 роки тому +1

    Seth, legend in your own mind 👍

  • @lindajayneclark767
    @lindajayneclark767 3 роки тому

    Absolutely. Everything you said absolutely

  • @barryb83110
    @barryb83110 3 роки тому +176

    How invigorating it must be to go to work with a co-worker that tries to bring a gun to work and likes the idea of shooting co-workers. Now she can just slam a book down on the desk and look around smiling as everyone takes cover.

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 3 роки тому +26

      She probably enjoys causing people's fear, like the viciously gleeful psychopath she acts like.

    • @douglund8377
      @douglund8377 3 роки тому +1

      Now thats funny Barry... made me snicker out loud :)

    • @OB17358
      @OB17358 3 роки тому +4

      @@matthewkoch6937 are you sure she’s acting?

    • @rmsteeves
      @rmsteeves 3 роки тому +1

      Remember when a euphemism for people killing coworkers was called going postal? Now it should be going Republican.

  • @grandmasadvice4791
    @grandmasadvice4791 3 роки тому

    OMG. Tell us how you REALLY feel. Loved it.

  • @douglasjrhodes
    @douglasjrhodes 3 роки тому +2

    Concerning Marjorie Taylor Greene: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. What about some serious background investigations and rules to eliminate nut jobs like this from ever being able to even run for Congress or any Federal office position?

  • @cdubbau135
    @cdubbau135 3 роки тому +219

    That anchor was like "Nope, you're not getting me sued for $1.3 billion."

    • @wcolautti
      @wcolautti 3 роки тому +26

      That’s EXACTLY what went through his head; I’m surprised Seth didn’t point that out.

    • @mimIsra1
      @mimIsra1 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 3 роки тому

      @@wcolautti it's because Seth was hung up on beating up on everybody, even though one side was actually in the right this time.

    • @bessieking3797
      @bessieking3797 3 роки тому

      Smart guy, also cute. He will have many jobs offers for his courage alone. The my pillow guy was trying to get a platform to spread untruths at the public's expense. Any anchor person is appreciated for the bravery against blatant liars.

    • @dejugulators
      @dejugulators 3 роки тому

      @@jackadams3878 So you’re saying there was no substantial voter fraud?

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 3 роки тому +145

    Anyone else laugh hysterically everytime he yelled "Jewish Space Laser..." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 роки тому +3

      ...EVERY TIME!!

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 3 роки тому +2

      I manage to laugh and cry at the same time. It is sooo sad that people believe this BS.

    • @supernoodles908
      @supernoodles908 3 роки тому +1

      @@blauespony1013 like out of everything, why believe the JSL

    • @joet3935
      @joet3935 3 роки тому +7

      Space lasers are for assassinations or making popcorn, not starting forest fires.

    • @jeffreym68
      @jeffreym68 3 роки тому +1

      Have you guys heard the song, "Space Jews with Lasers "? It's by Bruce W Nelson, and totally cracked me up!

  • @cjn2714
    @cjn2714 3 роки тому +1

    Come on Lindsey! We're not afraid of you! I can't wait for the box to open so America can see all the crap you, Trump, McConnel, McCarthy, Cruz, and Hawley are up to among many others! Lets do it!

  • @blaggards
    @blaggards 2 роки тому

    THIS is timeless....!

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому +563

    A Twinkie has a stronger backbone than Kevin McCarty.

    • @MrMikalmorgan
      @MrMikalmorgan 3 роки тому +11

      OOOO and at least 50 other Retrumplicans I can think of

    • @h3artands0uLL
      @h3artands0uLL 3 роки тому +25

      And Ted Cruz.
      Backing up the man who insulted his wife 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @2009pepepanama
      @2009pepepanama 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @THERobertL2000
      @THERobertL2000 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 3 роки тому +6

      Haaaa you suggested he has a backbone.

  • @d.m.e.b.m.f7649
    @d.m.e.b.m.f7649 3 роки тому +59

    Wow Lindsey don't threaten us with a good time.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +2

      He hasn't been this angry since the time his phone auto-corrected his name to Linty Grandma.

  • @Scottfree12
    @Scottfree12 3 роки тому +1

    I suddenly realized I was coming out of a protracted episode of major depression where I didn't laugh out loud at anything. Now, I am starting to and it feels good.

  • @christopherseton-smith7404
    @christopherseton-smith7404 3 роки тому +3

    There is at least one book here somewhere: Toss of the Turbervilles.

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 3 роки тому +1006

    Lindsey threatens to call witnesses.
    Democrats: “Yes...that’s what ‘trial’ means.”

    • @pawnyue2163
      @pawnyue2163 3 роки тому +44

      Democrats: "And before you ask; yes that is EXACTLY what we want, truth and consequences. What are you so scared of?"

    • @coopers_life
      @coopers_life 3 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣exactly that's what I said.

    • @joebwannabe
      @joebwannabe 3 роки тому +16

      I read that in Peter Dinklage's voice from Infinity War 😂

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 3 роки тому +5

      @@joebwannabe thank you.

    • @bluedarkyugi
      @bluedarkyugi 3 роки тому +5

      Prosecution: that’s one less witness I have to call.

  • @joshuamills2136
    @joshuamills2136 3 роки тому +25

    I love how NewsMax featured My Pillow guy to complain about “cancel culture”, and then when he goes on about why, THEY CANCEL HIM 😂👌

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 роки тому +1

      Be careful with the ok sign, Proud Boys will think you're one of them!
      We can't have nice things anymore...😕

    • @zoravar.k7904
      @zoravar.k7904 3 роки тому +1

      @@abelis644 they can only co opt our culture if we let them. I say keep using it, and in the process strip it from it's meaning. I'm pretty sure it was first associated as a joke by 4chan anyway.

  • @ajnagreen
    @ajnagreen 3 роки тому

    The Meemaw bit was a real knee slapper!! Hilarious!

  • @s.l.2227
    @s.l.2227 3 роки тому +1

    2:49 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Is aright."

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 3 роки тому +446

    “One might be kooky, but the other is racist.”
    I literally don’t have the slightest clue which one he is talking about. These both sound like descriptions of Greene.

    • @KaySloan
      @KaySloan 3 роки тому +12

      "Kooky", I can hardly believe that idiot said that. That's one tame word for her!

    • @Una...
      @Una... 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe she has split personalities?

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 3 роки тому +5

      They also both sound like descriptions of Miss Lindsey.

    • @thtsdcent6202
      @thtsdcent6202 3 роки тому +2

      Yes I wasn't sure which one he was trying to say was which...

  • @laurasmith8136
    @laurasmith8136 3 роки тому +88

    Most of the time watching Seth is the only "We love you" I'll get all day and it genuinely makes me smile ear to ear every time. To all the staff at Late Night with Seth Meyers, we love you too.

    • @ezmyreldaandrade
      @ezmyreldaandrade 3 роки тому +7

      I hope you find somebody that will tell you they love you.

    • @WendyBWilde
      @WendyBWilde 3 роки тому +2

      I hear you, Laura. I love Seth and staff more than words can say.
      Blessings to you! 😊

    • @leeevans2831
      @leeevans2831 Рік тому

      Yeah, he's a sweetheart.

  • @tcfmarch17
    @tcfmarch17 3 роки тому

    There are no words.

  • @naomiweaver1855
    @naomiweaver1855 3 роки тому

    Brilliant. MeMaw! Laughed so hard, sent it to the family.

  • @robbiestockman8285
    @robbiestockman8285 3 роки тому +113

    Hope was also in Pandora’s Box. The Republicans, however, are hopeless.

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 3 роки тому +1

      Lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater. We must have accountability, but division we can do without. There are good Republicans. Some are neighbors of yours. But yeah most of the good ones are fed up with this bullshit and are leaving their party behind. Sigh...

    • @Decodeish1
      @Decodeish1 3 роки тому

      @@stefanschleps8758 moderate republicans died 2016

    • @MarcusCactus
      @MarcusCactus 3 роки тому

      @JZ's Best Friend Yes, Hope did not make it out of the box before they closed it again. All the more like the RepubliKKKan party.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 роки тому

      No, they still have Hope. She's just not at T****'s side anymore

  • @rigelcummins1460
    @rigelcummins1460 3 роки тому +90

    "Secret Jewish Space Lasers" is my Kiss cover band.

  • @teresiawperson780
    @teresiawperson780 3 роки тому

    It's wonderful 👏 to be reminded of our Literature classes in high school reading a book called "The Animal Farm"!

  • @DebbyQuigley
    @DebbyQuigley 3 роки тому

    Accountability. Truth. Justice. American people deserve all three

  • @youdumbcat
    @youdumbcat 3 роки тому +52

    This was a Look for the ages. So many good bits. I know Seth and his writers never see these comments, but I have to tip my hat to all of you at Late Night. Thank you for keeping us entertained through these tough times.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 3 роки тому +4

      I agree! Btw I believe that some do look at the comments.

    • @joycebradley9652
      @joycebradley9652 3 роки тому +1

      oh they read the comments

    • @youdumbcat
      @youdumbcat 3 роки тому

      @@joycebradley9652 oh then they're just a bunch of gossipy polecats! 🤣

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 3 роки тому +161

    Lindsey's threat was him trying to imply that the security lapses were somehow Democrats' fault. He and his cohorts will spend the entire time trying to get witnesses to say exactly that.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 роки тому +16

      And we all know Reps are such fair players, they wouldn't want to expose the other side doing something bad. Not like they investigated "Bengazhi" for years, finding so little evidence, most people don't even know what "Benghazi" is about /sarcasm

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 3 роки тому +5

      yeah exactly, I'm surprised so few people heard that when he said it
      he's literally threatening that everything is fair game and they're willing to go as dirty as possible and drag it out

    • @christopherclements7155
      @christopherclements7155 3 роки тому +4

      This coward is going to slip off the tightrope in just a bit. Be patient and enjoy the show

    • @danmortenson5274
      @danmortenson5274 3 роки тому +1

      I think he was riffing off of his most recent understanding of the mechanics of the election we just finished. He was being SO bloody "threatening" about his intent to investigate, if we jumped the "wrong" direction, that he must really think he has that leverage. He was threatening to expose our "dirty consciences"...
      Playing hardball, eh LIndsey? We have a room over here, that you can do that in...

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 3 роки тому +2

      yeah... like some of them immediately blamed Pelosi for the lack of security during the riot.

  • @tommyduris3044
    @tommyduris3044 3 роки тому

    Very well said Seth, as always. You’d be a better congressman than the 200 that are there now! Keep it up 👍

  • @strangeduke9437
    @strangeduke9437 3 роки тому

    That Mima joke was also super funny.

  • @celiagraham5920
    @celiagraham5920 3 роки тому +313

    Lindsey regarding Greene: “I want to know what the facts are.” Regarding tRump, “If you call witnesses for the trial, you’ll be sorry.”

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 3 роки тому +33

      I hope the democrats call Lindsey to the stand as a witness. I don't think he wants to talk about how much of a coward he was during the attack.

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 3 роки тому +10

      @@DivineFalcon yeah 'I've had enough, count me out' Lindsey

    • @justanamerican9024
      @justanamerican9024 3 роки тому +6

      There will be 102 witnesses at the trial. They were all there for the reason there is a trial, silly

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 3 роки тому +11

      I can't believe that anyone takes Mr. "There will be no confirmation of a supreme court nominee in the last year of a Trump precidency"'s word for anything anymore.

    • @kathyfranklund3628
      @kathyfranklund3628 3 роки тому +5

      @@DivineFalcon ,Lindsey Graham flaps with the wind which ever one is going to make him the most money he’ll flap that way. When he gets too controversial then he’ll flap the other way and say oh no I wasn’t a part of that don’t believe your eyes just believe what I tell you! Just like trump don’t believe your eyes believe what I tell you

  • @mwatts6755
    @mwatts6755 3 роки тому +35

    The fact to say “do you know who I am” and the a-hole get it wrong is SO GD golden I can’t take it. 😂

  • @bensokolac1601
    @bensokolac1601 3 роки тому

    Thank you, Just Exeptionaly Witty Seth Meyers! Very cool!

  • @XxThunderflamexX
    @XxThunderflamexX 3 роки тому +26

    Saying it again, if someone asserts that Greene's positions are "a little bit cooky", they're either deliberately gaslighting you or they're just a little less crazy than her.

  • @glittery_cucumber
    @glittery_cucumber 3 роки тому +24

    Seth has been delivering the God's Love We Deliver lines every single show for months now. At first I thought it was a pre-recorded clip, but his outfit changes every time. Hats off!

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 роки тому +1

      Goodness, I never noticed this. Thanks for pointing it out! Hats off, indeed!

  • @ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565
    @ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565 3 роки тому

    Seth's impersonations are GOLD!! Hilarious! His Lindsey Graham and Bernie are spot on!

  • @jacquesspilka524
    @jacquesspilka524 3 роки тому

    The best part of this episode for me was the reference to "The Bears!". Great stuff Seth.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 3 роки тому +186

    Lindsey Graham: Don’t you dare call witnesses, or I might do my job.

    • @priscillamoore5736
      @priscillamoore5736 3 роки тому +13

      @ Gary Cooper - Never fear, Lindsey Graham will NEVER do his job.

    • @gunbladeuser19
      @gunbladeuser19 3 роки тому +11

      His biggest fear. Doing his damn job.

    • @vic5594
      @vic5594 3 роки тому +5

      There's a first time for everything eventually

  • @Formakiwi
    @Formakiwi 3 роки тому +42

    "We have 100% proof."
    Produces no proof. Devotees go on believing anyway.

    • @Diana_L.
      @Diana_L. 3 роки тому

      Proof is unpatriotic.

    • @Diana_L.
      @Diana_L. 3 роки тому

      @Ivan Zhao You mean like Edison County in Michigan?

    • @steveo3785
      @steveo3785 3 роки тому +2

      The only 100% proof they have found is at the bottom of a moonshine bottle.

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 3 роки тому +6

    Lindsey Graham is so deep in the swamp he’s seeing Shrek.

  • @marymary9327
    @marymary9327 3 роки тому

    Overstock is ridiculous! Their packing system sent two concrete clocks that had thin bubble wrap for protection. I will never order anything from them again.

  • @angmc1313
    @angmc1313 3 роки тому +28

    “Da BEARS” comment Took me out! 😂

  • @High_Alpha
    @High_Alpha 3 роки тому +73

    I think you nailed it previously Seth when you called him the "Mein Pillow" guy.

  • @johngardner1290
    @johngardner1290 3 роки тому +3

    "I only hire the best."

  • @sadierose2890
    @sadierose2890 3 роки тому +2

    I would watch a one man show of Seth playing Lyndsey Graham / MeeMaw / PeePaw... 🙌🏾

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 3 роки тому +5

    I used to really question which side of politics I belonged to and after the past 4 years it isn't even a question anymore. As bad as things are in the US, I do want to thank Seth and crew for the news they give in the way that they give it. It's nice to have at least a few things left that can make us smile after 2020. I look forward to these videos every morning as part of my daily routine now. Thanks guys!

  • @shakthidhasan4544
    @shakthidhasan4544 3 роки тому +37

    I love how Seth goes off on a tangent when impersonating a character. Strange journeys. Hilarious

  • @edaustin2682
    @edaustin2682 3 роки тому

    I love this segment of Seth's show!

  • @BarretKruse
    @BarretKruse 3 роки тому

    Clocks don't melt, m'man! 😆 😆 😆

  • @worldcitizeng6507
    @worldcitizeng6507 3 роки тому +13

    Feb 3, Seth is the only one who didn't talked about award shows nomination, thank you. I don't have Nexflix, Prime or Apple TV, or Disney, during this pandemic, my entertainment comes from UA-cam travel documentary, documentary from BBC, DW etc and of course all the talk shows host are on UA-cam.

  • @trevorhensley3185
    @trevorhensley3185 3 роки тому +13

    I love when Seth goes off on tangents.

  • @BIgDaddyJ62
    @BIgDaddyJ62 3 роки тому

    OH MY STARS.....I'm fucking DYING!!! LMAO! One of your best yet, Mr. Meyers!

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому

    Exactly. Thank you.

    • @DonnaSnyder
      @DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому

      You and your peers are all that keep us from abject despair.

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 3 роки тому +234

    "They took down my Twitter because all the evidence was there."
    Yeah, and the bank torched my account because they owe me a million dollars
    *TRY AGAIN!*

    • @wolfetone2012
      @wolfetone2012 3 роки тому +10

      You too?! Which bank? Perhaps we could start a class action to get our millions back

    • @worldrummer
      @worldrummer 3 роки тому +21

      "100% proof." That got kicked out of every court because it couldn't be provided. Must be nice being able to say anything and never back it up.

    • @sherylhoward4831
      @sherylhoward4831 3 роки тому +17

      And I won the lottery without even buying a ticket and have yet to see a dime of it!

    • @christinegelabert1651
      @christinegelabert1651 3 роки тому +4

      @@sherylhoward4831Yup. Think about this one. JUST IMAGINE all the "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHERS" in this country NOT PAYING child support in arrears! Astounding the amounts od money...speaking of millions hmm?
      😉😁❤😂😎

    • @vaughnsumbles7809
      @vaughnsumbles7809 3 роки тому

      And people like you, is what's wrong with the country. You think because you dodnt see it. It didnt exist... so do does god exist? The devil? Or how about BIDEN. you havent really met him. Nothing exists, if you keep your eyes closed. The truth slaps you in the face every day. And you refuse to see it. What a waste of oxygen. OH WAIT DOES OXYGEN EXIST...

  • @mamadaddyandavery
    @mamadaddyandavery 3 роки тому +58

    I can’t handle how cute Seth Meyers is when he delivers those little tangent bits...I just can’t.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 роки тому +4

      He’s ridiculously charming; we’re hopelessly helpless for it. Accept this truth and be at peace. 😁

    • @mamadaddyandavery
      @mamadaddyandavery 3 роки тому

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 okay. It was pretty easy to come to terms with.

  • @novocaine09
    @novocaine09 3 роки тому

    As someone who lives in Alabama..please send help.

  • @jackiejameson3517
    @jackiejameson3517 3 роки тому

    OMG! I needed this so much! “Mee Ma, Pee Pa!” Lololololol

  • @jeremyd6775
    @jeremyd6775 3 роки тому +50

    He’s worried about a lawsuit. Rudy got sued for over a billion dollars. I’d be worried too.

    • @meredithburton7918
      @meredithburton7918 3 роки тому +3

      Amazing - consequences seem to work!

    • @bessieking3797
      @bessieking3797 3 роки тому

      All that money he got from stop and frisk as mayor of NYC. Should be made to pay reparations.lol

  • @floofypurplefluff9924
    @floofypurplefluff9924 3 роки тому +12

    Omg, the “Meemaw” references. I’m dead!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noeliamorales404
      @noeliamorales404 3 роки тому +2

      I almost passed gas laughing

    • @thereisnospace
      @thereisnospace 3 роки тому

      what is that about?

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 3 роки тому

      Some people in the south call their grandmothers Meemaw or Maw-maw.

    • @floofypurplefluff9924
      @floofypurplefluff9924 3 роки тому

      @@lstapes7 When my girls were quite young, they suddenly started calling my mom “Meemaw” (obviously, they we’re being coached by her when I wasn’t around, though it didn’t matter to me whatsoever. Eventually, that evolved to “Grammy,” where it stayed till her final day.

    • @thereisnospace
      @thereisnospace 3 роки тому

      @@lstapes7 ah thanks for the clarification :)