Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Back On Twitter | Mike Lindell Thinks He Has A Shot At RNC Chair
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Elon Musk’s new rules for Twitter have allowed Covid misinformation back on the platform, as well as previously-banned users like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Elsewhere in the GOP, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is throwing his hat in the ring for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
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“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech” 🎤 that’s a certified BAR, Stephen! 🔥
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Absolute friggin mic drop!
yup just silence people for the opinions we dont like- every democrat
@@maceyschitzs9093 no
Crazy Mike in charge of the RNC. What a Christmas present!
Mitch the turtle 🐢 McConnell tried to call Mike Pillow to tell him that he won't be head of the RNC but the FBI still has his phone.
@@tomcostello8220 😂
WHAT.
@@1hawtMetz he meant Trump...that would be a present
At the rate they're going, he'd probably get the job too.
I am SOOO grateful for the humor of sane men with brains 😂 and it restored my faith in the future
GL31JR u u
Aaa 12*split
MTG is such a class act! And knowledgeable. Maybe she can explain her medical theories to all the surgeons who wear masks while performing surgery.
She's the queen of the dipshits.
Exactly how professional is she?
@Kate Coombs your comment is the first I've read in which the sarcasm comes through, on a rocket.
F in A, exactly! Plus farts are gas woman!!! Go back to school lady!
Undoubtedly, they wear masks to not have to smell the farts...
Strange that she didn't object to people wearing masks on January 6th.
Absolutely great comment
And the "pole watchers" in Arizona.
That's a good ones.
@@t.nelson9345 p
Hey now Marjorie still is against blm so that's something we can all be thankful for lol look at the actual numbers and the insurrection is jack poo compared to blms mayhem and death...yes death way more than the insurrection watch something besides left wing media many are waking up,you should too
Lol, I literally deleted my Twitter the same DAY musk took over. I had NO doubt he would do what he did
I'm glad I left Twitter. I wouldn't want to be associated with MTG even remotely.
I play Magic the Gathering and am somehow ashamed they're both abbreviated as mtg...
I was trying to be hopeful and stayed on the fence for a while but cut ties a couple weeks ago. I hate when I encounter folks I want to follow but are only on Twitter.
@@dirtyfrench2926 ive gotten some concerned looks from people overhearing me and buds talking bout big (Reanimator) black decks in mtg vs white weenies (another type of deck). after an incident like that you all get real careful with word choice in public real quick.
@@somebodynamedsomething9751 I've got a weird sense of humor... I would 100% get a kick out of that and laugh at their expense.
@@dirtyfrench2926 weird humor best humor... shit was damn near impossible to not burst into laughter from.
“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech”. Give the writer a raise. What a line!
Absolute perfection. Short, pithy, to the point. Complete gold.
excellent
@@danieldreyer4254”Oh will someone think of the poor fascists😢”. That’s what you sound like. Besides, a company like Twitter is not even capable of violating someone’s right to free speech because they AREN’T THE GOVERNMENT! Seriously, what do you people not get about that? It’s the right to free speech, not the right to perpetuate your victim complex.
@@danieldreyer4254 It is not about what people think. It's about how incendiary rhetoric can lead to violent actions. We've seen it again and again since social media platforms have become a prominent mode of social communication.
@@danieldreyer4254 Hate speech is subjective? To falsely yell fire in a crowded theatre is subjective? How about claiming historical facts are false is subjective too?? You make no sense in either context or subject matter.
America has had the most progressive free speech laws in the world, however there are limits to anything and everything. Although the laws defining free speech are pretty lax and nave been interpreted differently by both action and word by the Judicial branch, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights still have free speech limitations in it even though it was written over 200 years ago. Burning a US flag is not considered treasonous, but an expression of free speech, and that decision was upheld by the judges. Yet to speak or act out against the government, or to provide aid and comfort to the enemy of the U.S. IS treason... Why isn't it considered free speech? You wrote that is a purely political agenda. THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!
I get a lot of insane information on twitter just because I follow some American actors, writers, comedians... And thank God this show puts it in perspective at the end of the week (can watch all episodes of week on Saturday at tv over here). "They don't hate speech, they hate you because you freed hate speech" is 💪
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
And everyone's scared 👀 but dude it's the internet. You should be allowed to talk with hatred, just expect people to block you. BUT SHOULDNT automatically consor EVERYTHING because that just leads to issues of things being censored, that the public actually should be seeing... like Ch*na committing gen**ide...
I left the dumpster fire that is Twitter a while ago.
I take great pride in the fact that I was never on it
MSNBC described it a few weeks ago as, “… the entirely predictable, slow, rolling. Five alarm, thermonuclear dumpster fire…”
I wouldn’t have survived a month in this insane world without Stephen. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile.
He wasn't always around, but this place has been crazy forever.
You know, stuff is really, still very weird, but I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@@billfoster5257 Thanks, it's good to remember it's not just in my lifetime, and learn to relax and enjoy my time here, instead of getting too rapped up in today's news.
Yes, and the way he roasts Congress members like Greene, Jordan, Boebert, McCarthy, and Cruz is divine justice!
I hate it when they aren’t on!!!
The entire Lindell bit had me crying with laughter, honestly the writers deserve all the applause
It was reported that numerous celebrities cut ties with Balenciaga after a My Pillow pillow was spotted in Balenciaga's children's BDSM ad.
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
The funniest part was Stephen Colbert as Freddie Mercury! 😂🤣
@@customer5032 what do u mean
Funny how a simple man who makes pillows for a living has more courage humility love and consideration. What did you say you had again?
"the unholy mess her loins have wrought"🤣😂🤣
"Seen here...releasing doves into a wind turbine" 🤣🤣
Absolutely well written and well said ! All my support from France.
@@allanford2663 Take your pills man. I can tell that you know the history version we teach to our children or you only know the part you read on a 4chan forums, read an history book and learn were your country made is wealth while the world was at war. Anyway as Mark Twain said " Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".
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You sure are cute
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I've screamed during this whole monologue...Stephen I'm sending you my hospital bill if I get hurt laughing at you so hard. You do me in every single time. Hilarious and a comedic genius. Brilliant man 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
And that brass section! Wow!
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
I know right?
Recent examples of hate speech:
-If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care or have a job!
-Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson and say she has an unfair competitive edge should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots!
-Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them!
-If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!
"Speaking of things that are starting to smell bad..... Elon Musk".
Started right from the jump did Stephen tonight!
I might be the only one to say this, but anyone that has ever performed improv knows that Stephen Colbert does the best space work! Always picks up an (invisible) object the way one would with an actual object, handles it so well you actually believe it’s there, and Never forgets to discard the objects properly as well. I’ve only seen one player his equal and that was my former teacher, John Thies (RIP, brother 😔) who taught at The Hothouse Improvisational Theatre in Noho (LA). He Once spent 3-4 minutes in silence “touching” things in an improved room so well that the entire audience was enthralled with how amazingly well he showed us this invisible room and its contents. Total Master class in improv in the span of approx. 40 min set. 🤯 And, if memory serves, John actually did some work w/ Stephen in the Second City days in the ‘90’s, Amazing performers, the both of them. 🙏
Approximately 877,000 twitter users closed their accounts in the past 2 weeks.
By next week it will be two million. Hopefully it goes out of business. Zuck Face next!
Just goes to show that even if you have a ton of money, you can still be a dumbass. I hope twitter crashes and burns and he loses all that he put into it. It’s enjoyable to watch idiots squirm.
@@ldfreitas9437 maybe that's the plan. It's a ridiculous platform used by so many people (watching this play out 🍦
MT Green is one of those individuals that fills up the Deplorable Basket all by herself.
And by heck are there a lot of those individuals.
She's a jar of mixed nuts all by herself.
A lot!!!!
Double the size of GITMO. Add a mental ward. Be sure to include an electroshock 'therapy' lab, and a lobotomy procedure room. And some do not deserve such kindness (Gaetz). They get a rubber room and we can compile video of them bouncing off the walls trying to break their neck to get it over with... or the Thorazine route. drool baby drool. I figure about 600 oath sworn public officials participated in Trumps planned, scheduled coup attempt. Every last one should do a minimum of twenty years, and that includes Justice Thomas and 'his best friend'. And some civilians as well. I get a feeling ol' Newt had a hand in this shit stew as well. Let them roast and whither in the hot Cuban Sun. Never to set foot on free soil again, many of them. Good riddance. You might be able to tell... this kid ain't happy. I want prison terms. Every last 'player'.
I say these are "immediately arrestable offenses". The Capitol Police should don full SWAT regalia and march onto the House Floor and arrest Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, And Jim Jordan, and Gohmert, and Gosar, and Loudermilk, and other direct 'players' in Trump's planned and mapped out scheme. And if they resist, TAZE their asses, bros! ALL deserve to be removed from their ability to walk on free soil. No bond as ALL represent not only a flight risk, but a risk of further incitement, a direct threat to the security of the nation. Try them right from their cells. We have the technology. And I would not forget to retain the "new inmate intake interrogation lab" either.
I am not playing around. These guys thought they could play around with our government? Some of them deserve the firing squad and we should add a firing squad yard to the prison as well. And do not forget the potter's graveyard out back. No ceremony, no funeral, no grave marker... hell, no coffin. Worm food.
This kid is NOT happy. I demand redress. I demand criminal prosecution. I demand imprisonment of all of those convicted.
Wake up, America.
Do u ever wonder...who does support her?
We're gonna need more baskets.
"They're after me Musky Charms!"
Died.
I cannot express how important you are to the sane people! You are a national treasure!
He is a national joke. Sane? Like all the people in his audience still wearing masks like little cultists despite no regulation or science saying it is necessary and no one else doing it? You people are in a cult.
International treasure!
Thank you, thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologue every night, you give us a update on the news and can make us laugh about it! Your a true Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
fake news or half news ,ppl go look up the articles and think for urselves…
I get my news from Stephen Colbert. His version is all I can stomach. Works for me. ~~~^..^
@@cynthiacoker3880 we do get our own info. but the comedy is relief from it all.
@@cynthiacoker3880 this isn't news. It's satire.
@@cynthiacoker3880
Stop it. We do think for ourselves , This is for fun.
“-Mike Lindell, seen here challenging a mailbox to a karate fight.”
I am so far beyond high that I had to stop making my plate of food and rewind that for a second laugh, I can see that shit in my head and it’s absolutely amazing. Need that cosplay Mike from Jimmy Kimmel to enact that scene for me.
The RNC chair shall be decided by pillow fight!
It has to be with those bricks Mike Pillow sells.
😂😂😂
I'm the Pillow Fight Master!
My pillow will put in some patented my rocks in his my pillows to win the fight.
Sure, but the dem lems have just voted an "Election Denier" to lead the dem minority in the house Hakeem Jefferies, that to this day is still denying the 2016 presidential election! LOL I wonder if this shill colbert will ever play that old tune again?
I just want to say... that as a Minnesotan... please don't judge us all by Mike Lindell. I assure you the majority of us are quite sane.
You statement should probably carry the addendum that it doesn't apply towards the end of February, when most of us up here are so stir crazy we could go full Shining at any moment.
I know people in the Northern Tier states. Lindell isn't ANYTHING like Minnesotans. He has got to be certifiable.
We know it's a blue state, so we assume Lindell is not the norm. I've been there myself like 5 times. Saw Dylan and the Dead at the Metrodome in 1986.
Mike Lindell reminds me of the old men in Silicon Valley so if it makes y’all feel better this Californian will claim him for the Silicon Valley dumpsterfire
Take comfort, friend: I mostly judge you by Prince, Bob Dylan and Al Franken. And y’all never disappoint 👍🏽
Stephen's monologues are hands down the coldest in the game. The writing team + His deliveries are undefeated.
And someday, because of his inspired ideas translated to "comedy", you'll achieve all you hoped for.
I can't wait. 🙂
Protect Colbert at ALL costs.
If he disappeared tomorrow he wouldn't be missed except by other Democrat shills.
@@johnbrowne3950 loser loser, pants on fire
@@johnbrowne3950 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill" - a subhuman
@@xXEGPXx They're sick , you can't help them.
@@johnbrowne3950 You are so right, there ain't anything left in your head.
Looks like Elon is throwing out everything at Twitter, *including* the kitchen sink! Also, that Lindel impression was great!
When I first saw that picture of Musk walking into twit headquarters with that sink my mind immediately went to 'him taking everything including the kitchen sink`. I didn't read the joke he was actually trying to make untill later.
that pic of him walking into the building carrying a sink? He was there to sink it. He knew it then. That was the plan.
How could someone as smart as Colbert not understand what Musk is doing?
He’s not “freeing hate speech”, he’s preventing one side from dominating the platform with fake bots. I’m Left leaning, but what he’s doing is the absolute best thing that could have happened for the platform; he’s making it fair. And he’s not letting people say whatever they want. He instituted rules that would ban hate speech. He just banned Kanye.
Seth Meyers gets it.
@@samuraigundam0079 ua-cam.com/video/GGn25URIss8/v-deo.html&ab_channel=527dannyb
@@ianmiller6040 I’m sorry you and your bot army won’t be able to cancel people for a bad joke or simply being republican and not believing in everything you do, in lock step.
There once was a platform caller twitter
It was perfect for the angry and bitter
Just send a quick note
To sink someone’s boat
While sitting atop of your shitter
We are the champions you floored me Stephen :)) Funny judicious and endearing, it’s always a treat to find a new video. Thank you and your team
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
Wow Stephen took no prisoners tonight, going after ELON MUSK,the MY PILLOW JERK,and MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN'S "FARTS"😱😱😱
The Three Stooges
Writers were on point last night. And as always, immaculate delivery
Your show is so intelligent and hilarious at the same time. Thank you Stephen.
Lol yea intelligent and hilarious if you're not that smart or funny
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs < Another butthurt MAGAdiot chimes in
@@lettersandwordsandstuffs Cope harder, snowflake...
Quick, Joseph, change that Steve to Stephen.
I sure hope and pray Lindell gets the RNC chair. It will be the ultimate GQP reach around. I’m here for it.🍿
"Do they hate free speech in America?" I guess the good thing about Elon is that he demonstrates eloquently the reality that the richest people in the world are really just as dumb or smart as the rest of us, but with a lot more money and power.
I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you Stephen
I wish I had ever used Twitter, so that I could rage quit. Unfortunately I don't have that privilege.
I'm proud I can say the same for Twitter, Facebook, and all that bs...
@@dirtyfrench2926 me too. I'd would rage quit if I'd ever gotten one of the stupid things ..but... ain't been that dumb
I did set up a Twitter account eons ago, but after going on it a few times, realized it was not for me. I found it useless. I’m really not that interested in people’s random thoughts. They’re not very interesting.
Please
Please let pillow man win that. The bungling that'll occur is fucking fantastic.
Things sure are interesting. I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.
@Glenn Davey ikr? 1638 was a total trash year.
And the 1340s.. the entire decade can be scratched as a loss.
Thank's for standing up against evil. Love ya Andrew.
Evil is in the eye of the beholder. Yeah it is.
Evil is what it is, evil. Hard to see the dark side it is for you.
The sooner all these lunatics tear down the social media machine the better!!
OMG the entire MTG bit was outstanding! Thank God for you..... I needed that laugh so badly!
Brilliant capture of humanity hindsight! 🤣🤗..a brilliant team with Stephen!
Steven, Steven, Steven... oh my... how shall I put this... New Jersey is the Garden State... California is the Golden State!
Gotta say: MTG never disappoints. She is capable of lowering the bar for civility, ignorance, and truth despite how low it has gone.
Start digging holes to China 🤨
Not to mention her lack of understanding of molecular science.
@@caseyjones9716or any other kind of science
But can she limbo under the limbo pole? Or is that an improvement ? LOL
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
I truly hope more major advertisers leave Twitter .
Yeah if were lucky the celebrities will stay and we can leave that trash pit to burn and die
You would think someone so full of hot air would understand gas exchange, MTG is a mess 🤦♀️
I love everything Stephen says to expose idiots!!! Love Evie too💝
I miss her giggling in the background... _made me laugh harder!_
What about everything Musk is currently doing to expose how Twitter interfered with the 2020 election?
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
@@dkamphaus43 can you clarify _"everything"?_
Please be specific.
@@kiyoteblue He has been censored. Whatever he said, it is not allowed by our tech overlords.
I love the “dancing with that chicken” bit! Please don’t let it die!
It’s the new “is potato” 😂
Knocked it out of the ballpark with this one!
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
It doesn’t help that corporations and advertisers can no longer call their direct contacts in Twitter because they have been fired. So they can’t buy ads, even if they wanted to!
Also, Apple did no such thing. What did happen was that some Apple execs deleted their accounts, mostly in response to Trumpster Fire being reinstated, and Musk just fever-dreamed that it was corporate policy.
Excellent point
Not to worry, he's a genius playing 4D chess
@@joanday5981More like "Kerplunk"…
@@smoothrocky1847 🤭😆😆
I don't understand how people continue to complain about Twitter, but don't leave.
That's the American way...complain and do nothing
Poor Georgia. Between green and walker, they don't have a chance.
Stephen, you rock. Give the staff a raise lol
I dropped Twitter a couple of months ago because of the Bots and BS...So glad I'm off
Kudos to the writers’ excellent opening and Colbert’s delivery.😂
“But Lindell’s been like a son to… oh, yeah.” That was me *done*! 😂
Steven cracks me up - thanks for your great jokes!
GIve credits where credits are due. Most of those are from his great writers. But Stephen gets credit for executing them flawlessly.
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
“They’re after me musky charms.” 😂
Marjorie asked a question. Someone should answer it.
The answer is that a covid virus is about 50,000 times wider than a hydrogen sulfide molecule. (Actually)
For a nice macro analogy, imagine a chain link fence. That represents the mask mesh. Now imagine a baseball. That represents a covid virus. See? The fence stops the baseball. Now let's take something about 1/50,000 the width of a baseball. The smallest deodorant spray particles are actually about 7 times larger than a hydrogen sulfide molecule would be at this scale, but you get the picture. The chain link fence will have almost no stopping effect against the spray.
Get the picture, now, Marjorie?
Anticipated Marjorie Taylor-Greene response: "FAKE analogy!!!"
Anticipated Herschel Walker response: "Yeah, but deodorant spray smells a lot better than farts."
Or, "I bet I could throw a baseball right through a covid mask."
It's so incredible that there is a Congress person that's so incredibly dumb that you actually need to explain this. Totally wild.
I always heard that the COVID particles are too small by themselves to be caught with a mask, BUT that the virus travels on particles that DO get caught by the mask.
So wearing a mask is a bit like living in a gated community with ungated walk-ins. Those kinds of gates won't stop you from walking in, but it will still deter burglars who don't live in that community, because hauling stuff from a house in the community to their car that is parked outside the gate is inconvenient.
Her aim is to get you to waste more energy than her.
She don't want explanations.
@@moonman239 Is the burglar farting, too? Maenad Trailer Genes are strong in this one.
it was sufficient enough to point out that farts don't kill you
Marjorie Toilet Greene takes the term ‘stupidity’ to new heights.
Don't insult toilets, at least they're useful. MTG is always full of sh*t
Or new depths.
@Mike Oxbig ikr, she makes stupidity look smart.
She's an ignorant twat.. she needs to be shown the exit.
Because divorce matters.
She’s fragrantly exposing the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes, to promote Marshal law.
Awesome monologue, Mr. Colbert...one of the best ever!! Thank you 😂
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
Similarly to how my underwear prevents me dusting my family with fecal particles… a mask catches some of the spew when a sick person sneezes. Mind blowing how some people are interested in helping others stay healthy rather than entirely their own concerns.
🤣🤣🤣 man, that is so goddam gross, but hilarious as hell!
That, and there’s also the fact that hydrogen sulfide, one of the main stinky components of farts, is WAY tinier than a virus particle. There’s a big difference between blocking aerosols and blocking individual aromatic molecules.
"Seven Chili Pepper Nuclear Butt Wind" is unbelievably poetic mastery.
OMG, Colbert and his writers are truly the greatest comedians that ever lived. His delivery and physical comedy + dancing is simply the best. I have never been much for potty humor, but that was truly epic! Bravo to you and your team Stephen, lol!!
blink twice if you are allright
@@xLordOfNothingx Why do you waste your time with nonsense replies?
@@rebeccahenderson7761 Why do you waste your time drooling over a shameless leftist hack who tries to pass himself off as a comedian?
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
Where is Q? Why you have this weirdo cult? Why one of your leader again exposes to be an pedophile?
That free speech definition ...
THANK YOU!!! No one says that enough!
As an irish american allow me to say i find his stereo typing of my proud nationality quite offensive and accurate .
Holy Cow Stephen you get better day to day and I didn't think you could better because you are already the greatest.
Lowered Expectations.
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
@@dkamphaus43 ?
@@stephenstephen7371 Thanks for your intro, Stephen Colbert, thank you
@@vickiedixon9745 do you mind if we chat on WhatsApp or Gmail
I am so glad that I've never used Twitter.
Me too
we need Leaders to help restore our democratics life and rebuild America's Souls
True
You won't find them in the souless Democratic party full of fake Catholics.
so now that twitter can go back to being a garbage fire what does that mean for Parlor and Truth Social?
Love me some Colbert on a Thursday night!
Mike Lindell is a perfect fit for RNC chair!
'...do you have that in a thong ? ' followed shortly after by
' just get a brita ' (as in a filter for ..) got us all literally ROTFL
Colbert has gotten me thru some rough times.👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼🙌🏼💙
Pathetic.
Twitter is a cesspool... you have better things to do with your time...
What a banger of a monologue!
If an underwear can’t stop a fart…how do you expect Kevlar to stop a bullet?? HAH!! That’s one point for me
I'd love to be the first guy to tell MTG, "Well, that's why wearing your underwear on your face is Not recommended. Yes Marjorie, even the really thick ones"
Colbert at his funniest! As far as twitter is concerned I dropped it!
Can't trust a computer but can't live without his phone to the point he was begging law enforcement not to take it because everything is in it. Which is kind of why they wanted it.
Stuart EXACTLY what I was thinking when I heard his distrust of computers. Like I have been saying all along " republicans don't think passed their nose's". They make rules without fully thinking the consequences or how those rules will hurt the majority.
Too stupid for a computer. Not even a Linux - he couldn't even handle something that comes pre-installed with Windows. Think about that. 😲 And yet he's in charge of a company - be it a shoddy one.
It’s always to control the trumpworld narrative. Whether it’s intimidation, projection, false equivalence, name calling, denial and or whataboutisms. It’s a way to empower the trumpworld conspiracy narrative of a “deep-state” that keeps their supporters distrustful of anyone except Trump and MAGA’s.
Mike Lindell is the best reason not to do crack.
Does he not realize that smart phones are just tiny computers?
Thank you for making me laugh 😃 love ya Colbert couldn't get thru this without you.
He couldn't care less about you, he's fine with paying 15 bucks a gallon in gas,while you I assume wouldn't be ideal for. The left wants you broke and to own nothing so they can give you "everything" wake up and see or don't
This was one of the absolute best monologues
The Marjorie bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marjorie Taylor Green farted? I'm so sorry...I thought that was her breath.
You mean to tell me she doesn't walk on her hands and that's not an ass? I learn something new every day...
Probably is1🤣
Well when you talk out of your ass like she does......
4:20 - 4:55 Stephen almost got two Amens out of me from that clip! 🙌🏾🥰 One of his best monologues tonight.
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
steven colbert just gets better my stomach hurts laughing so much i love the colbert show
I'm Stephen from Missouri and you
New name for mtg: queen of facts or perhaps just simply fart queen. Way to go margie!
It's a bummer they have to tape these early. The monologue EVERYONE wants to hear will have to wait until tomorrow.
Wait.....what happened now?? Good lord I can't keep up....
What did I miss?
@@avedic Let's just say a certain rapper may have taken his song "Black Skinhead" a bit too literally.
You mean Monday, they only work mon-thur! No more Fridays!
Best JIG I've seen in years Mr. Colbert. Nice!
Stephen, your writers should get a bonus, that was hilarious!
He'll give them extra ejaculate in their coffee.
Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.
@@williamthomas7584
Talk about a complete and total lack of understanding of reality. How does it feel to be so severely out of touch? Does it itch? Does it burn a little?
Satire, parody, humor itself, is NOT "propaganda" nor can it illogically be considered as such by any rational, educated mind.
The insanity this show and 99.8% of the planet is mocking is not any form of "propaganda". What it actually is, is making fun of the absolute nonsense which has been taking place. Making fun of ACTUAL propaganda lesser minds flocked around and blindly worshiped, which led to the pure ignorance of 1/06/21 as well as everything else nonsensical lesser minds have flocked around since.
You need to define SEVERAL words before attempting to use them in sentences. Begin with "propaganda" and then work your way towards "parody". Only then will you have enough information in order to dig into "satire" and "humor". Can't just say words and have those words mean something. I offer your response as objective evidence of that fact.
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MTG just keeps going lower.
At least a robocop would give you 20 seconds to comply. Human cops aren't even that generous!
+1 Deep cut
That was ED209 not robocop. Robocop brings the pain.
Robocop was bulletproof
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Does anybody else think Lindell's mustache makes it look like he's about two steps away from tying Nell to the train tracks?
Ha! Totally!
Snidely Whiplash.
Nicely 👍 done😂😂😂😂
What the hell is wrong with Musk? I thought he was supposed to be smart and I would have thought he had at least average judgement.
YES!!! Lindell for the RNC chair. PLEEEASE Santa. 🙏
Oh Stephen , please don’t ever leave us !!! I do not think I could find nearly so much to laugh about in this world today 🤣I like the Stash .. but I bet Evie would veto it hahaha 😂 such a wonderful monologue , by my count , it’s the 4 th one this week !! You sir are rocking it props to the writers too !
He won't as long as there are stupid people to watch he will have a job and continue
Exploding robots... Finally, we get a new reason to use the term "blow-up doll."
I love him calling her "Marge".